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April 13, 2009: “Your family is saving a chocolate Easter egg for you,”
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| Artist | Track | Album | Comments | Approx. start time | |
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| Stephan Jones | My Girlfren killed Jesus | 0:00:00 (Real | ) | |||
| Kimonophonic | on a mountain | 0:02:25 (Real | ) | |||
| fuxa | main sequence diffusion | 0:09:01 (Real | ) | |||
| funderstorm | would you risk your life for this??? | 0:09:43 (Real | ) | |||
| inca ore | ? | 7 inch split | 0:15:40 (Real | ) | ||
| cro magnon | Apple Orchard | 0:16:04 (Real | ) | |||
| giamarco liguori | ancient flight text | 0:18:37 (Real | ) | |||
| g spot | icicles | 0:23:12 (Real | ) | |||
| idmonster | the force may be with you | freemusic archive | 0:33:24 (Real | ) | ||
| Si Schroeder | a side | 0:35:53 (Real | ) | |||
| beyond the implode | This Atmosphere | 0:42:25 (Real | ) | |||
| Papercuts | you can have what you wanted | 0:42:55 (Real | ) | |||
| Arthur & Yu | Magic Mtn | 0:45:26 (Real | ) | |||
| teepee | t side | seven inch | 1:01:15 (Real | ) | ||
| Brilliant Colors | should i tell you!!! | 1:01:27 (Real | ) | |||
| WOELV | track 5 | Tout Seul Dans la Foret en Plein Jour, Avez-Vous Peur? | 1:05:23 (Real | ) | ||
| nollifur | two tricks | 1:07:15 (Real | ) | |||
| nice face | mnemomic device | 1:15:53 (Real | ) | |||
| GR & Full-Blown Expansion | Transfiguration on a Sepiachord | GR and full blown expansion | 1:21:21 (Real | ) | ||
| Davie Allan and the Arrows | Cycle Delic | 1:23:38 (Real | ) | |||
| Dengue Fever | march of the balloon animals | 1:38:32 (Real | ) | |||
| dinowalrus | gas guitar | 1:38:56 (Real | ) | |||
| the whines | indian homewrecker | 1:42:05 (Real | ) | |||
| Apple Glass Syndrome | someday | 1:44:39 (Real | ) | |||
| idle times | get your feet up off the ground | 1:49:41 (Real | ) | |||
| lost controls | american action | 1:50:52 (Real | ) | |||
| Thee Headcoats | poccahontas was her name | 1:53:02 (Real | ) | |||
| Crime in Choir | jealous dancing days | 2:06:36 (Real | ) | |||
| gregadler | plouf plouf | 2:05:45 (Real | ) | |||
| van shipley | Jan Pehechan Ho | 2:06:11 (Real | ) | |||
| peaking lights | silver tongues and soft whispers | 2:08:19 (Real | ) | |||
| nara | mushroom pillow | 2:11:26 (Real | ) | |||
| monkeybenders | all my friends now come on! | 2:15:51 (Real | ) | |||
| disasterradio | digital pop | 2:17:54 (Real | ) | |||
| wendy on wednesday | i dont wanna sleep at night! | all I wanna do is skate!!! | 2:21:37 (Real | ) | ||
| only ones | you gotta pay | 2:26:02 (Real | ) | |||
| how it is | take it | 2:28:28 (Real | ) | |||
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Music behind DJ: |
me and liz talkin trash | 2:39:52 (Real | ) | |||
| th'mole | whtrled fuston is the future of music | 2:40:32 (Real | ) | |||
| a bundle of fags | summer brobash | 2:43:48 (Real | ) | |||
| fucked up | I Hate Summer | 2:43:57 (Real | ) | |||
| Charlie McAlister | i dont love you anymore | 2:57:06 (Real | ) | |||
| jonathan richman | affection | 2:57:14 (Real | ) | |||
Mon. 4/13/09 9:01am
From:
annie
gooood morning!!
Mon. 4/13/09 9:05am
From:
bw
THATS THE PICTURE OF THE BIKE LOCK NEAR THE PATH STATION
WTF?? PIRATES????
Mon. 4/13/09 9:05am
From:
postmanpaul
gooood morning too!!
Mon. 4/13/09 9:07am
From:
annie
word up PMP, how's it? and BW- i think that's the one you use when you forgot your lock? slip that old chain right in there safe and secure!
Mon. 4/13/09 9:08am
From:
postmanpaul
ben, your photograph is beautiful yet so sad.
annie, all over the place!
Mon. 4/13/09 9:10am
From:
annie
bw- isn't it about time that the city institute one of those bike exchange programs?
Mon. 4/13/09 9:12am
From:
postmanpaul
i think it already has!
Mon. 4/13/09 9:17am
From:
bw
manoh man
this really freaked me out seeing this one.. and I missed the freaking TRAIN again caus of it
Mon. 4/13/09 9:30am
From:
annie
bw-are you multitasking again!?
Mon. 4/13/09 9:32am
From:
bw
!!!!
annie
how did you know??? whoa - is your expresso machine exploding?
Mon. 4/13/09 9:35am
From:
listener mark
That photo is too funny. A lot of work to steal a bike.
Mon. 4/13/09 9:35am
From:
cb
Good morning bw. Pirates getting shot is ok. After all, they are pirates. I think they would have wanted it that way. And the SEALs got to shoot them. I think its win-win. Also lent ended yesterday, and with it my time on the wagon. I drank 18 beers and a bottle of wine.
Mon. 4/13/09 9:36am
From:
annie
espresso machine is fine, now, thanks. seems to be a busy day all around. it's funny to match the Fb activity with the comments activity here. sometimes breakneck speed.
Mon. 4/13/09 9:38am
From:
listener mark
We don't celebrate a dead guy. Jesus died on Friday. He rose from the dead on Sunday. We celebrate Zombie Jesus.
Mon. 4/13/09 9:39am
From:
bw
why is everyone so excited by the dead pirates?
Mon. 4/13/09 9:39am
From:
annie
see what i mean?? cyanide and happiness.... it's a virus..
Mon. 4/13/09 9:42am
From:
Roberto Clemente
Yeah, how come?
Mon. 4/13/09 9:50am
From:
grateful dear listener
the music u play makes me feel better...and for that, i thank you...today's opening hour has been especially enjoyable
Mon. 4/13/09 9:52am
From:
annie
close bw.... close enough
Mon. 4/13/09 9:53am
From:
cb
don't beat yourself up bw. We still love you. And so does Jesus.
Mon. 4/13/09 9:54am
From:
annie
i only just started using the show archives. the music download thing is still intimidating to me.
Mon. 4/13/09 9:57am
From:
dc pat
you know what I really like when news reports on a story like that, is their obsession w/ the brand names of things like guns. "The pirates waved their 'Ak-47s'..." WTF? Who cares what make of gun it is??
Mon. 4/13/09 10:02am
From:
bw
i love how the report reads like total propoganda..
like the first time the pirates aimed the guns at the captain? like they didn't before they were taken out?
!!!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:03am
From:
Pearly Sweets
Oh Monday...!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:04am
From:
Doug from DC
I missed the news report. Was anyone made to walk the plank?
Mon. 4/13/09 10:04am
From:
jaypee
Good morning!
dc pat, AK-47's are only used by scary swarthy men. Also Communists. I think Muslims too. Basically people who want to take away our freedoms. It's confusing, I'll go watch Fox news some more and get back to you.
HO HO HO!!!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:05am
From:
dc pat
Mrs dc pat pointed out that if they were called 'hijackers' instead of 'pirates', no one would care.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:06am
From:
dc pat
okay, thanks jaypee. Can you also why houses are called 'homes' now instead of 'houses'?
Mon. 4/13/09 10:07am
From:
ATQ
Strange and beautiful...
Mon. 4/13/09 10:08am
From:
dc pat
..and why the good guys always fly around in "Apache helicopters" instead of just "helicopters".
Mon. 4/13/09 10:08am
From:
risky!
rad show ben!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:08am
From:
Pearly Sweets
As a capitalist copywriter I can answer that question, dc pat. The word home implies comfort, relaxation, and security. House is colder and more impersonal.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:08am
From:
ACLU (not radio call letters)
So did I hear that they bringing that surviving illegally remanded African wealth redistributing freedom figher to NYC for trial? WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! A decade of work at least!!!!!!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:09am
From:
annie
using militaristic innuendo and propaganda will scare the bejeebers out of us and make us tow the psy-op line.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:11am
From:
jaypee
Pearly Sweets, isn't capitalism bad now? Since the economy tanked, aren't we all supposed to be Socialists?
Mon. 4/13/09 10:12am
From:
Pearly Sweets
Depends on how you want to spin that story wheel, which is alot like spinning the bottle, except even MORE kissing!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:12am
From:
dc pat
watch it jaypee! Capitalism is still just fine for most of us--we reserve socialism for the very wealthy corporations...
Mon. 4/13/09 10:13am
From:
jaypee
Yay! I like kissing. A LOT!
Zooooooom!! This is GOOD coffee!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:14am
From:
Zombie Jesus
Pirates, capitalism, bah, I need brains...BRAINS!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:19am
From:
bw
I havent been so excited about a guitar so much since Davie Allan and arrows!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:27am
From:
Swami
This is great stuff BW! Thanksabunch!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:29am
From:
Doug from DC
bw, thanks for illustrating your point. this guitar and the expresso in my coffee are getting me pumped.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:33am
From:
annie
this is a test of the emergency comments system.. this is only a test.. bbbbbzzzzzzzzzz.. if this had been an actual comment, you would have been advised to follow this with another comment. thank you. we now return you to your regularly scheduled commenting
Mon. 4/13/09 10:38am
From:
Carmichael
Good morning, BW and other peoples. Stolen bikes, dead pirates, shiny-sounding guitars. Very nice for a Monday morning.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:43am
From:
annie
i am suffering from serious lag. bummer.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:44am
From:
still b/p
Please to be threading 100,00 volt (150ma) line inside bike rack pipe, in fashion harmless to users but ready for direct encounter with hacksaw-happy malevolent jackass thief. Please to be feeding thief carcass to rats and insects...after public desecration, such as "spoke cushion" game and Navy sniper trick-shooting show.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:51am
From:
dc pat
right on still.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:51am
From:
bw
AMERICAN ACTION!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:53am
From:
cb
Damn Right!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:53am
From:
karao
semper fi! go tammy!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:57am
From:
Steve Brian
Greetings from Jeffersonville, Indiana!
Mon. 4/13/09 10:58am
From:
still b/p
Captain Smith and Pocahontas had a very mad affair...
Mon. 4/13/09 10:58am
From:
chris
Sounds like my trip to the Tower of London. Now that was some rain.
Mon. 4/13/09 10:58am
From:
Henry Krinkle
Ten Things I Hate About NPR:
http://tinyurl.com/hatenpr
Mon. 4/13/09 11:03am
From:
Cecile
hola, all!
Mon. 4/13/09 11:04am
From:
Pearly Sweets
Hello!
Mon. 4/13/09 11:05am
From:
chirs
Are you going to play some Pochahaunted now?
Mon. 4/13/09 11:05am
From:
dc pat
I've noticed the accent thing on NPR--but in a different way. It appears to be appropriate to mispronounce ANY thing connected with the middle east. Like when reports say "Isl-AAAAmic" instead of "isl-aghmic" for Islamic. It's as if, to be good, non-biased news media types, they can't be too familiar with pronouncing foreign words...
Mon. 4/13/09 11:06am
From:
ted
is this a cover of jan pehechan ho???????
Mon. 4/13/09 11:07am
From:
ted
jumped the gun. awesome show today!
Mon. 4/13/09 11:07am
From:
jeroen kuster
benjamen you make my Monday thanks
Mon. 4/13/09 11:08am
From:
dc pat
wow, Jan Penechan Ho! This sounds like a remix.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:08am
From:
jk
yes for Shankar Jaikishan covers on Monday.
thank you
Mon. 4/13/09 11:09am
From:
annie
cecile, i sent you a dog picture to placate you for the time being..
Mon. 4/13/09 11:11am
From:
Pearly Sweets
I finally got that link I was waiting for on Friday on Saturday. http://tiny.cc/HotMessUseofSchools It was improvised in the studio (so layers, unplanned) and the kick sometimes falls off beat at the beginning...but I'm happy with it for a "first try" sorta track.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:11am
From:
bw
fade from myspace to china neocha.. not so good.. sorry about that
Mon. 4/13/09 11:17am
From:
dc pat
Sweets, what's up w/ that link? "Invalid file name"
Mon. 4/13/09 11:18am
From:
Pearly Sweets
Lemme figure it out. Maybe I messed up on the tinyurl website.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:19am
From:
Pearly Sweets
http://z1.droplink.me/download/c38d5bb4d7b3f8hd6d37265a2e84haf3/hot%20mess%20-%20the%20use%20of%20schools.mp3
Mon. 4/13/09 11:20am
From:
Pearly Sweets
See if that works. I downloaded to put it on disk, but it should play in quicktime if you click on it.. to my understanding. I'm a computer dunce whe it comes to many things, even though I'm on the damn thing all of the time.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:21am
From:
bw
the best thing I found on china myspace
http://www.neocha.com/sheena/music!168.html
Mon. 4/13/09 11:22am
From:
karao
digital pop, IM and wicked chopsticks!!! so good.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:23am
From:
jaypee
bw, holy wacky color combination! How did you mange to look at it long enough to play the track? (which is wonderful, by the way)
Mon. 4/13/09 11:25am
From:
C
Thanks for the Neocha link. Didn't know about that! I did a listener hour last year with all Chinese modern music. Check it out if you like this kind of stuff! I just picked up a ton more, it's great
Mon. 4/13/09 11:28am
From:
Parq
Annie, where's my copy of the dog pic? I get to see a pic of the Prez's dog before a pic of yours -- what's up with that? Bennie that instrumental cover of "Jan Pen" was a gas. Hard to believe what a pop culture icon that song's turned into.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:29am
From:
Mark Lamb
Good morning Mr. Walker. The Only Ones sounding great on this Monday morning...
Mon. 4/13/09 11:32am
From:
chris
So, any pirates rise from the dead?
Mon. 4/13/09 11:33am
From:
Peter C Goodman
I thought that it was a dog named Boo, not Beau...
Mon. 4/13/09 11:34am
From:
dc pat
Liz makes USA vs the Pirates sound like baseball..
Mon. 4/13/09 11:37am
From:
: (
I died a little inside when Liz said that B-word.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:37am
From:
chris
I trhink the baseball Pirates lost on Sunday too.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:38am
From:
bw
what am I missing about some dog????
not paying attention I guess!
Mon. 4/13/09 11:40am
From:
BSI
ah!
Just back after rising from the dead!
What did I miss?
Mon. 4/13/09 11:40am
From:
cb
C'mon man! The Obama kids finally got their new dog. It's not all pirates, bike thieves, and Jesus zombies out there, ya know.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:41am
From:
Sean Daily
Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo!
Mon. 4/13/09 11:42am
From:
Sean Daily
Actually, CB, I always thought Jesus was a vampire, but then that's me.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:44am
From:
cb
It's a fine line between "rose from the dead" and "the undead". I'm not really clear on it myself! Also, the "eat of my flesh" points toward zombie, but then "drink of my blood" definitely has vampire overtones.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:46am
From:
Jøe Steele
My but aren't we creative this morning.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:46am
From:
dc pat
while were talkin xtian confusion, how come this qualifies as a monotheistic religion when there are 3 gods?
God this song is great--I hate summer too!
Mon. 4/13/09 11:48am
From:
Carmichael
The 3 men I admire most: The Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:48am
From:
cb
Maybe Jesus was part man, part zombie, and part vampire? '
Mon. 4/13/09 11:50am
From:
dc pat
cb, yer making me want to go back to church.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:50am
From:
Pope Benedict
dc pat/carmichael/cb -- see me after the show, funny monkeys.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:50am
From:
cb
but, you know, like a really peace-loving man-zombie-vampire.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:55am
From:
Zombie Jesus
The ancient Romans didn't have bullets, and everyone knows it takes a bullet in the head to kill a zombie. That's why crucifixion didn't work.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:55am
From:
cb
Then my work here is done, dc pat. God bless ya!
Mon. 4/13/09 11:55am
From:
Carmichael
Pope Bennie, just so ya know, I grew up with John XXIII. He was the MAN! Folk guitar mass, no more incense, English instead of Latin, the ultimate progressive.
You got to work your papal ass off to top him.
Just so you know.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:55am
From:
Thomas Aquinas
I like the story of how five-thousand were fed with the zombie cucumber.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:57am
From:
Fellini
I get the irony, Tommy.
Mon. 4/13/09 11:59am
From:
dc pat
Zombie Jesus -- is that actually in the rule book? Bullet to the head? Cuz, seriously, how DID they kill zombies in ancient Rome?
Mon. 4/13/09 12:00pm
From:
Bunel
I quite love this conversation about the popes!
Mon. 4/13/09 12:00pm
From:
dc pat
..oh and last comment, woo.
Mon. 4/13/09 12:02pm
From:
The Kingsmen
Luis, Luis!
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