Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from January 11, 2012 Favoriting

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Favoriting January 11, 2012: We Guess Your Annual Salary

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Listener comments!

  6:00pm
The Board:

Is target shooting allowed here???
  6:01pm
Matt from Springfield:

Detention edition...write all the listeners' annual salaries on the board.
  6:01pm
Danne D:

I don't make any of my salary from animals.
  6:01pm
Listener Julian:

So they're going to guess my salary while they try not to pee their pants?
  6:01pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Yes just dont shoot the velvet paintings
  6:02pm
The Nuge:

Target shooting? I don't see why not.
  6:02pm
kat330:

Hey Danne and the usual suspects!
  6:02pm
kat330:

We're having a really bad stream interruption problem. Hopefully it will clear up.
  6:03pm
Caryn:

Just got the local IRS's guess about my 2012 annual salary in the mail. So this would be appropriate.
  6:03pm
G:

No stream issue from where I am so far...
  6:03pm
Matt from Springfield:

Hey Danne, nice call last night! (I didn't know you did politics professionally).
  6:03pm
Aaron in Minneapolis:

Kat its fine here
  6:04pm
Politicians:

Voters are cattle, Danne. Let's get real!
  6:04pm
Carmichael:

Let's get this train wreck in high gear.
  6:04pm
Listener Julian:

Quick survey: Jew, vampire, Hindu, or zombie?
  6:04pm
kat330:

Andy, I figure DJs/listeners take shifts using the same persona name on the various playlists. Otherwise I can't imagine so many individuals legitimately having the round-the-clock time, even if unemployed.
  6:05pm
G:

Some of us work online. I do.
  6:05pm
Carmichael:

How much do I make, Ken??
  6:05pm
βrian:

No streamus interruptus here.
  6:06pm
Danne D:

Hi Kat 330 :)

Btw, when are the other 329 Kats goins to show up?
  6:06pm
Matt from Springfield:

@kat330: Who are you, again? Daytime Matt from Springfield's punched out, I'm the swing shift.
  6:06pm
Caryn:

Didn't have any stream problems here until a few minutes ago, when the stream suddenly started breaking up. Good again now, though. The boys are gonna have "stream problems" though...
  6:06pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

My guesses -
Andy - $320k per year
Ken - $114k per year
  6:06pm
G:

They're doing the show-opening time-kill segment, in hopes of not running out of material late in the show.
  6:07pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Julian: As a Dark Night of the Soul listener, I am already an "Upside-Down Bat", Vampire isn't much of a stretch!
  6:07pm
Danne D:

Hi Matt - I try not to highlight my day job very much. FMU is generally a break from all that.

Now where's that branding iron of mine?
  6:07pm
bob:

does Ken have an income outside of WFMU?
  6:07pm
conrad:

Obama's song was Stevie Wonder - 'Signed Sealed Delivered.' I dont' know why.
  6:07pm
Living Doll:

Isn't upside down bat redundant?
  6:07pm
Mark in VT:

I would listen to Ken's show if I had months to live. Not saying this show isn't worth it but Ken's show IS worth listening. This one is level three dumb because of Andy.
  6:08pm
PMD:

Whadi miss?
  6:08pm
kat330:

@G: But people have to sleep, hopefully make meals, bathe, etc.
  6:08pm
Danne D:

(and thanks Matt) :)

My guess is that Andy's salary is - what does unemployment pay again? That times 52.
  6:08pm
Uneducated Guesser:

Ken's dad was well off from his work, and that's what supports Ken, and the station somewhat
  6:08pm
Carmichael:

Just ask 'em which Beatle they like. That'll tell you all you need to know.
  6:09pm
G:

About to eat, actually.
  6:09pm
Danne D:

@Mark the dumb is what keeps us comin' back :)
  6:09pm
Carmichael:

I heard that snide aside, Ken.
  6:10pm
Danne D:

Whoa - role reversal - Andy's now the socialist
  6:10pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Anytime! (And actually, I think Andy's 99 weeks ran out a long time ago!)
  6:10pm
G:

Unemployment is based on the last 3 or 6 months of pay, by some complex formula.
  6:10pm
Caryn:

@Danne: unemployment wouldn't be salary, though. So it doesn't count.
  6:10pm
Danne D:

Hmm, thought they tax those benefits now, Caryn
  6:10pm
bob:

so Ken works for a non-profit that isn't WFMU?
  6:11pm
Pete Best:

Funny, nobody ever mentions me.
  6:11pm
G:

yes bob, he's around way too much to have another job
  6:11pm
kat330:

Break the ice by telling us YOUR salaries first.
  6:11pm
Danne D:

Auricle Communications is Ken's employer I believe. But I could be wrong - it's confusing, sorta like the Catholic Church
  6:12pm
Living Doll:

Does that make Ken the pope? The Pope of WFMU? With Liz Berg as the Mother Superior?
  6:12pm
Caryn:

Well, they tax them, but they're earnings, not salary. They're guessing "annual salary", not "annual earnings", so any money from stocks, welfare, insurance claims etc. wouldn't count.
  6:13pm
Carmichael:

Sounds like Spike.
  6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

In fact that makes Ken the Bishop of Auricle Communications--whose parish would be WFMU.

The Diocese of Auricle needs more parishes on the airwaves and interwebs!!
  6:13pm
bob:

I thought all WFMU staff were volunteers? guess I don't understand the workings..
  6:14pm
Listener Julian:

IT'S COOL TO BE SMART
  6:14pm
Mark in VT:

Ken should replace Andy with a vocoder as guest. Then Andy would be free to Hollywood.
  6:15pm
Living Doll:

HE LEFT ANDY ALONE IN THE STUDIO!!
  6:15pm
Geezus:

Shut the hell up, Andy.
  6:15pm
Danne D:

@bob - there's a very very small staff - deejays do not draw salary
  6:15pm
Sister Hairy Hymen:

You to video tape this show.
  6:15pm
Mark in VT:

YES!
  6:15pm
Danne D:

Someone should call and describe their job as soul reaper
  6:15pm
Caryn:

If Ken was pope, if he ever decided to retire, there'd have to be a days-long meeting of all DJs, and once the replacement was chosen, a puff of white smoke would drift out over New Jersey.
  6:16pm
Matt from Springfield:

Archie Breckman whine there!
  6:16pm
Danne D:

@Caryn - I can't ever imagine smoke in a New Jersey sky
  6:16pm
Danne D:

@bob - so "Staff" in the sense that Keili is staff or Terre, etc. - they are volunteers yes
  6:17pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: True, when passing the torch from Ken, it should involve a high degree of solemnity, more like a pope than bishop.
  6:17pm
Danne D:

Gee - Andy will never guess what a stagehand makes.
  6:17pm
glenn:

i'm about to make gnocchi from scratch. wish me luck.
  6:17pm
kat330:

Location, location, location as they say. The same profession here in Indy-ucky would pay many times less than in the NYC area,
  6:18pm
bob:

I see Danne - cool
  6:18pm
Living Doll:

@Caryn that bit of smoke would be indistinguishable from all other gusts of smoke in NJ
  6:18pm
Danne D:

They should have the disguised-voice callers spell what they are saying, like Dave E-M-O-R-Y
  6:18pm
G:

Ken et al created Auricle. Ken was the well off one, though. My best guess from seeing the inside of individual-founded nonprofits would be that Ken kicks in some trust fund money if there's a shortfall in the annual budget. He created Auricale and kicks in money because he believes in what the station does, and does it himself. But the money available for that without zeroing out the fund principle is not huge. So most ongoing expenses have to be covered by ongoing donations and grants.
  6:19pm
Danne D:

Good Gnoch, glenn
  6:19pm
glenn:

why don't "right to work" states change it to "right to be poor and exploited"?
  6:19pm
kat330:

@glenn: g'luck!
  6:20pm
Caryn:

An acquaintance of mine washes bodies in a hospital morgue. I suspect Andy and Ken might not guess his salary correctly. Then again, even I have no clue, but I hear it's high to make up for the nasty job.
  6:20pm
Danne D:

Best job - paramedic on Spider Man
  6:20pm
Living Doll:

I want that job Caryn
  6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: As long as it's paid hourly!
  6:21pm
Danne D:

@Caryn - some listeners might pay to do that job (not me though)
  6:22pm
Mark in VT:

a good glass blower doesn't pay attention to how much glass he blows and the chunk of change he makes but by how much ass he shakes
  6:22pm
Carmichael:

Self employed = unemployed
  6:22pm
Carmichael:

I guess $11k
  6:23pm
Living Doll:

Self employed is NOT unemployed.
  6:24pm
Caryn:

Except on reality shows, where any contestant with that in their job title is definitely unemployed.
  6:24pm
Matt from Springfield:

The radioactive truck crash is Andy's favorite part of the series.
  6:25pm
Carmichael:

I bet Andy is "self-employed".
  6:25pm
kat330:

Holy moly!
  6:26pm
Living Doll:

That's what the band was named for L7
  6:27pm
Cliff:

L7 was also a band in the 90's.
  6:27pm
conrad:

"Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L-7, come and learn to dance."

- Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs, "Whooly Bully"
  6:27pm
kat330:

Joey Heatherton and Bye, Bye Birdie, eeeesh...and Andy's a bit younger than I.
  6:27pm
Mark in VT:

Are Andy's Kids L7?
  6:28pm
Matt from Springfield:

Ha ha, I feel that Ken was fooling with Andy!

That's telling though, if it's NOT in the UD!
  6:28pm
Danne D:

I have that song "Pretend We're Dead" in my head now
  6:28pm
Caryn:

Hey, on Wikipedia: "Square (slang), from the thumbs and forefingers of two hands forming the shape "L7""
  6:28pm
Geezus:

Not funny. Shut the hell up, Andy.
  6:28pm
Danne D:

Banker with voice disguise is much better - more evil sounding :)
  6:29pm
Todd 76%:

L7 is included in the lyrics to "Wooly Bully" by Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs. Also part of the title of a seminal Rick James LP ...oops, Conrad beat me to it...
  6:30pm
Caryn:

L7 is also mentioned in Rick James' "Bustin' Out" and Paul McCartney's "C Moon".
  6:30pm
Living Doll:

76% Todd and 24% what?
  6:31pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Was that annual or monthly salary for the banker?
  6:32pm
Listener Julian:

Oh man, Andy's really waging class warfare tonight.
  6:34pm
seang:

good point dude
  6:35pm
Caryn:

Man, would still be in the 99 %...
  6:36pm
G:

Look up Andy's Soc Sec earnings statement, and read off the salary by year
  6:36pm
Mark in VT:

plus this last caller has acceptance on this show on wfmu. wealth..
  6:37pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: That's not public...IS IT???
  6:38pm
Caryn:

Well, now we know why she wanted her voice changed... Keep that IRS at bay.
  6:38pm
kat330:

I could write a book on how to live on that intern's salary.
  6:38pm
Caryn:

She still makes twice as much as me...
  6:38pm
G:

Everyone gets a Soc Sec statement in the mail every year. Are they also available online yet? If so, have Andy password Ken into the salary history.
  6:39pm
rrg:

You're all still here? Wow.

But it's dinner time. See ya.
  6:39pm
G:

I ate :-)
  6:40pm
kat330:

@G: J.T. and I, too. 7SD is appointment dinnertime for us -- even our anniversary last Wed.
  6:41pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: Just making sure you can't just look up a person's name and get all that online. If they have those online, hopefully you have to register w/ password and only see your own statements.
  6:41pm
Caryn:

Belated happy anniversary, Kat & J.T. Hyvää myöhäistä vuosipäivää!
  6:41pm
G:

@kat: HOW ROMANTIC!
  6:41pm
rrg:

What'cha eat?

Chicken Vindaloo on the plate here. In ten minutes.
  6:42pm
kat330:

Kiitos, Caryn!
  6:42pm
J.T.:

Kiitos, Caryn! Feels like FInland here today, rainy & cold. Home sweet soggy home. :)
  6:43pm
kat330:

Yeah, well... we're in a rut of tradition. I at least wrote Ken to make sure a new show on the 4th before staying in. :)
  6:44pm
G:

leftovers tonight: tofu cubes and tomato sauce, dal long cooked in a crock pot with spices/sauce, steamed dasheen leaves. diet soda.
  6:44pm
Mark in VT:

let's talk about how much to wfmu contribution income ratio.
  6:44pm
Caryn:

Finally got some proper snow on the ground here, J.T. Actually feels like a Finnish winter after the ridiculous December we had.
  6:44pm
Matt from Springfield:

19?? Is he a young Teddy Boy or something?
  6:44pm
Danne D:

oof Mark, I'd rather not
  6:44pm
rrg:

Well, okay. But that sounds disturbingly meatless.
  6:45pm
kat330:

Yes!! Mark in VT. I bet we'd win that ratio.
  6:45pm
Danne D:

(Ps congrats Kat and JT)
  6:46pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Mark: Yes! Gross or net income ratios? :)
  6:46pm
Caryn:

Just finished dinner: macaroni and ketchup. Waiting for that last paycheck to turn up on my account, so I can actually fill the cabinets.
  6:46pm
Danne D:

Can I claim WFMU as a dependent?
  6:46pm
J.T.:

I'll take snow anyday over cold rain. Thanks Danne!
  6:46pm
Living Doll:

Teddy boy!
  6:46pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: No, WE are dependent on WFMU. Co-dependents, even!
  6:46pm
kat330:

I prepare about 18-19 of our 21 meals a week, but Wednesdays are our single concession to fast food takeout.
  6:46pm
G:

@rrg: yesterday: homemade hamburger and pork sausage tomato sauce with store-bought pasta shells. her choice, not mine. and she's JEWISH. had to hide it walking home.
  6:47pm
Danne D:

That happened in Sussex County :(
  6:47pm
Mark in VT:

so many of us wfmu listeners give way more percentage wise to income than what we make to wfmu.
  6:47pm
rrg:

@G: Well, that's a relief.

And now it really is dinnertime. Bye.
  6:49pm
kat330:

(and preparing 18-19 of a week's worth of meals is one key to living within that intern's salary. So is having a garden and clipping coupons, so bourgeois.)
  6:49pm
Danne D:

really sad and a well known story here in NJ - they ordered a pizza out in rural sussex and they killed the guy :(
  6:50pm
G:

in rural sussex, a pizza with toppings is an average weekly household income.
  6:50pm
kat330:

@Danne: That sounds so Indiana...awful...
  6:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Ugh. Sick world.
  6:50pm
Mark in VT:

I saw half an episode of Monk. That was enough.
  6:51pm
drunken monkey:

Did they eat him w/ the pizza ?
  6:51pm
Danne D:

Homey Homeschoolson? Is that the puppet?
  6:51pm
G:

ZING.
  6:52pm
Living Doll:

When the pizza guy shows up in pornos it's a happy ending
  6:52pm
G:

^^^^( @ Mark VT)
  6:52pm
Matt from Springfield:

@kat: On a more cheerful note, Happy Anniversary! I saw you mention that last week but I'll join the well-wishers tonight!
  6:52pm
kat330:

Bye and bon appetit rrg!
  6:53pm
kat330:

Thanks to all with good wishes! It was an even dozen years for us.
  6:54pm
kat330:

(as opposed to an uneven baker's dozen)
  6:54pm
Danne D:

LOL @Ken - first reference to that prior show that must not be named that I've seen
  6:55pm
Mark in VT:

Seems Andy is bitter that he is still unemployed and never made it on Curb.
  6:55pm
Listener Julian:

I'm still fascinated by the whole weev incident. Are we sure it wasn't just really high-level trolling?
  6:57pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Julian: It was high-level trolling. And in any case I'm glad it didn't last a whole season.
  6:57pm
Caryn:

I've evidently missed a major event here with the weev thing. But I'm connecting the dots.
  6:57pm
Listener Julian:

@Matt: Yes, it was certainly tedious.
  6:59pm
Mark in VT:

I think Andy goes to bed every night angry with the Larry David HBO song in his head....womp..womp..womp..deee..dee..deee..da..la..leee ..womp wopm wmop
  6:59pm
Listener Julian:

The Lone Ranger & Crazy 8 Show!!!
  6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Connect the dots, if you dare!!!

http://wfmu.org/playlists/WV
  6:59pm
Danne D:

@Caryn - http://wfmu.org/playlists/WV
  7:00pm
kat330:

@LJ: Just was typing that! Heh!
  7:00pm
Listener Julian:

They already did a whole show like this: "Voice Masking"
  7:00pm
Danne D:

Have a good night folks :)
Enjoy your dinner

Ignore my link, use Matt's link instead :o)
  7:00pm
kat330:

No, your lisp is completely disguised, Andy!
  7:00pm
Matt from Springfield:

See all you guys later!
Tune in next week for another Lone Ranger & Crazy 8 Show!
  7:01pm
Geezus:

shut the hell up andy. you have a voice that cuts through any disguise.
  7:01pm
kat330:

Moi!
  7:01pm
Matt from Springfield:

YES! Do a whole show like that!
Why thank you, Danne! :)
  7:01pm
J.T.:

Nighty night everyone!
  7:02pm
Caryn:

Hah! Glad I decided to skip that show!
  7:03pm
Danne D:

Good night everyone :)
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