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A yurt for the transgenred.
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March 21, 2015: I have been adopted! Thank you Ralphine. I promise I be good though I make strange noises and if you feed me strained carrots I will spit them up.
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Sat. 3/21/15 12:03am
Dan Bodah:
Get your waltzing shoes on everyone! |
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Sat. 3/21/15 12:07am
Dan Bodah:
Invisible Hands = ar-ar.facebook.com... = Alvarius B of the Sun City Girls. Donate at 800-989-9368 or wfmu.org... for the drawing for it |
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![]() Listening to the “Shut Up Weirdo” from tonight. So $20 gets Rich to take his shirt off? |
Sat. 3/21/15 12:17am
acid rich:
well, you named me. i just lost my job. life sucks. i can't donate shit. i don't care if you play this on air or anything, i just want you to hear what's happened since my hazelton baptism. but it would be fucking sweet if you did play it (only because you like it!) and if that happens you have to let me know. but seriously just set this aside for later as it's obvious you're busy as hell. richards unite! https://soundcloud.com/mushroom_cloud_nine/immaterial-girl | |
Sat. 3/21/15 12:32am
acid rich:
yes, the acid rich call was 15 years ago. daaaaaamn. | |
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![]() Hey Rich, hey Dan! I hope the angels and demons of generosity make it rain donations upon you. And remember people, you don't have to pay now. Choose BILL ME LATER if you need to. Or just call 800-989-9368: All calls are billed later. |
![]() i remember that call, happy anniversary. | |
Sat. 3/21/15 12:37am
acid rich:
please just listen to the soundcloud link, really, i just want you to hear it! your show has always been in my head when i've been mixing. tell me it's shit, whatever, i just want you to hear it!!!! | |
![]() yes i will but not until tomorrow | |
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Sat. 3/21/15 12:38am
Dan Bodah:
Pledge now for the Kasai Allstars folks -- a 25 piece Congolese supergroup gathering together Kinshasa musicians from multiple ethnic groups some of whom are traditional enemies |
Sat. 3/21/15 12:42am
P-90:
Good point, one should "build up" to Playtime. | |
Sat. 3/21/15 12:44am
acid rich:
certainly fair - sorry for interrupting your bangup job re marathon - i'm anxiously awaiting your assessment. i've been trying to spread the WFMU word in deutschland, but it's a bit slow :P | |
Sat. 3/21/15 12:59am
P-90:
Now THIS is classic "library" music | |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:16am
tonyb:
rich: you don't have a mobile? even i have re-upped for cell service (sort of) |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:21am
Mary Wing:
Didn't Rich do a premium of DJ show themes? |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:23am
Dan Bodah:
Yes, Mary! I loved that one. |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:24am
tonyb:
yep...2009...a few remain in the prize warehouse! |
![]() no cellphone i like walking in a straight line | |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:25am
Mary Wing:
I loved it for Fabio's "Mr. Giant Man" --where else would you have gotten a version of that? |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:27am
tonyb:
check that last...2008 themes for middle age... sorry :( |
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![]() For those who need the reference, here is Robert Smigel’s “X-Presidents” as the summon the ghost Richard Nixon. screen.yahoo.com... |
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![]() greetings Rich, Dan, sundry dirigibles. |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:29am
Mary Wing:
Are you at the station right now, Tony? |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:31am
tonyb:
yeah...wide awake hearty white tore the joint up tonight! REmarkable show in monty hall. |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:33am
Mary Wing:
Yay, singing! |
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![]() Yes, re-mark-able. www.youtube.com... |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:33am
Mary Wing:
How long did Hearty talk? |
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![]() @Mary: He was co-hosting on Kurt G’s show, so hey… |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:38am
Dan Bodah:
I just missed him, but I heard he did a hour and 10 minute monologue! |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:38am
tonyb:
a jam packed 1 hour 7minute monologue (with a bit of help) spun my head...sold out (seated show)...100 paid (on a tough night) EVERYBODY wanted to chat with that cat another good one |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:39am
Mary Wing:
Nice! Maybe he'll make this an annual event? |
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![]() I resisted getting a mobile, but eventually gave in. Mostly it's for being late, or finding stray friends who wander from agreed-upon meeting places or such. You do NOT have to pay an absurd monthly all-you-can-eat rate if you don't use it that much. Get an old Verizon-compatible phone and then get Page Plus's Pay-As-You-Go service for it; it's insanely cheap. Then you're saving lots of $$$ -- GIVE THAT TO WFMU! |
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![]() “I just missed him, but I heard he did a hour and 10 minute monologue!” And after he said that, the guy behind the counter said, “Is that to stay or is that to go?” |
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![]() I actually had a Sprint plant that was like $19.99 with 100% no frills—not even texting—from like 1999 to 2011. Then I had a gig where I could use a pocket computer more than a laptop, so I ditched the plan and finally got an iPhone. The fact I could reboot servers sitting at a bar changed my life. I could be outdoors in sunshine yet still do my job. So hey… But I also know lots of folks nowadays—like the kids nowadays—who have flip phones. |
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![]() Disembodied Voices: Why do they always talk smack? Such negativity from the netherworld. |
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![]() cassingles are even more wasteful than cd singles. i've only given in to them 2-3 times (used),for that reason. |
Sat. 3/21/15 1:51am
P-90:
Hearty didn't do an hour ten of assorted anecdotes and one-liners, etc. It was mostly one long story, a true monologue. I'd say as high as expectations were in that crowd, he surpassed them. | |
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![]() Kraft Singles are a waste also. Why do I have to unwrap 5 slices when I am just going to eat the five slices anyway? |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:53am
tonyb:
mary: we can hope extremely sweet of him to do a benefit for this station but he's so creative... hi ike and jake (you too hazelton and dan) did without a cell until kids arrived then i think it's almost illegal not to have one |
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![]() @tonyb: Back in 2010 I told someone I don’t text and she looked at me with a pregnant pause as if I just confessed to murder. I don’t get texting even on my pocket magic computer. |
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![]() One long story? Hearty is capable of that? Cool! |
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![]() yeah, i can't justify those either. (but then kraft also makes crappy cheese,so it's easy to ignore.) |
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![]() You don't have to unwrap them Kraft singles before you eat them, Jake. They taste the same either way. |
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![]() Hearty's stories are like my late aunt's were. there's a big tree with a zillion branches, but it always is about that big tree. |
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![]() Best Kraft Singles binge joke ever, “I think I’m blind.” www.youtube.com... |
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Sat. 3/21/15 1:57am
Mary Wing:
Rich turned off both mics, heh! |
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![]() Lolz |
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![]() HaHa! |
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Sat. 3/21/15 2:02am
tonyb:
hey jake: i didn't see it coming but now i mostly text i can chat on a land-line but not good at convo. while out-and-about |
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![]() I didn't see it coming either. Now I prefer it. |
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![]() Never saw the Spanish Inquisition coming also said some Monty Python fan once. |
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![]() understandable. NO one expects the spanish inquisition. |
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![]() Those Monty Python fans! |
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![]() them. |
Sat. 3/21/15 2:14am
P-90:
@Ike: yeah, Hearty's monologue wasn't a scattershot, stream of consciousness improvisational thing like his radio show, it was mostly a single narrative about a time-travel experience, with a beginning, middle, end, etc. | |
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![]() @P-90: So he’s transforming into Jean Shepherd? |
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Sat. 3/21/15 2:17am
tonyb:
wedgwood |
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![]() This is great! Good morning people! |
Sat. 3/21/15 2:23am
P-90:
Guten TZAG, Herr Guido | |
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Sat. 3/21/15 2:26am
Mary Wing:
Wow, that track sounded like someone opened up a can of alien whoop-ass! |
![]() so mary you've been abducted? | |
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![]() How huge was the Angel Olsen stack of CDs to give away? OK, WFMU made some good promotion for her and rightly so. I went to her concert because it was on Trouble's show. |
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Sat. 3/21/15 2:36am
Mary Wing:
I've been abduct-taped. |
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![]() @Guido: There are a few artists I get tired of hearing on WFMU until I reallize that if I didn’t hear them here I would only hear them on NPR maybe, possibly, who knows and by then I don’t care. |
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![]() I'm reminded of watching "M Hulot's Holiday" in college at a particularly miserable point in my psychic history. Even under those circumstances I found the film delightfully ingenious. |
Sat. 3/21/15 2:44am
P-90:
"inflata-bling"? | |
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![]() “Playtime” was the best thing to come out of a college film course where the professor would not shut up about Otto Preminger. |
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![]() No Sun but a lot of rain! But never mind! We even missed the eclipse yesterday because of clouds. Same as 15 years ago. |
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![]() thx guys |
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