The Horrible Show: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 5:59am -Ken:

Howdy folks

♥ 6:00am People Like Us:

morgen

♥ 6:30am -Ken:

Morning Vicki! Send me some MP3s pretty please?? (Just a few)

7:17am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Good morning, Vicki, Ken!

Less than 2 hours for the greatest radio show on Earth to start. Can't wait!

♥ 7:39am Marcel M:

Morning Ken, FOFO, Vicki.

♥ 7:40am Marcel M:

Wow that GIF is epic..

7:52am cory:

hi all!!

♥ 8:00am Marcel M:

Where is that exploding room with the mannequin from? It looks so familiar...

8:02am cory:

fight club

♥ 8:05am Marcel M:

Ahhhhhh

8:17am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Marcel M, cory! My favourite early winged monkeys colleagues!

8:18am cory:

hiya fofo, i've learned how to sleep past 7 am!

♥ 8:20am -Ken:

I need suggestions realy bad today folks. REAL suggestions (Cory)

8:21am cory:

oh fuck you. it's a good cover

8:22am cory:

lol

♥ 8:22am -Ken:

Which cover is that? Hooty and the Blowfish doing "Both Sides Now?"

8:23am cory:

thanks, now my wife is laughing AT me

♥ 8:23am -Ken:

She's my kinda woman.

8:24am Dan B From Upstate:

I kinda wanna hear some metal today. Any chance of Sigh or something like that?

8:24am sphere:

hello all

♥ 8:24am -Ken:

OK Dan B! Sigh comin up.

8:25am cory:

oh really?! she likes that song a lot.

8:25am cory:

kaboosh!

♥ 8:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, pre-show crew. I haven't heard from the Russian Army Men's Choir in a while. Any chance of hearing some today?

8:27am sphere:

some throat-singing perhaps?

8:27am cory:

baby animal would be nice too

♥ 8:31am Yvang:

Hello Ken. may I suggest "Fire" or "Summertime Blue" by Munehiro Narita?

♥ 8:32am -Ken:

While I was picking Sigh in the S trailer, I also got Seks Bomba, Seksu Roba, Jean Shepherd and Bobby Sherman. And Ted Shred.

8:33am Mark S:

ooh Bobby Sherman

♥ 8:35am -Ken:

Thanks Yvang, will look for it.

8:46am cory:

negativland "moments to remember & raining hard, etc"

8:59am Dan B From Upstate:

Had my first ever run in with a FMU fan out in nature yesterday at my kid's baseball game of all things. He pointed at my woof-moo hoodie and said he loves the ichiban stream. I told him there are literally dozens of us. I wonder how many years til I run into another fan in the wild.

♥ 9:03am Stevel:

Always have to wonder how Rammstein is doing. So lonely, so underappreciated.

♥ 9:04am Nick S.:

kEN! Play 'Ulver-The Trap' it's a cover of the Music Machine song. I promise you'll love it!

♥ 9:05am Andrew Waterloo:

I ran into one a couple years ago. He told me he often sells records at the record fair.

♥ 9:05am Vivian:

While I was in New Orleans a few weeks ago, someone pointed at my Dead Air shirt and exclaimed 'WFMU' - turned out to be a resident of Jersey City. Last encounter had to be a few years ago.

♥ 9:07am Andrew Waterloo:

My other encounter was Kurt

♥ 9:07am MD:

AHOY...HOY!!!

9:08am T from New B:

The WFMU underground is alive and well in upstate NY. I live in a tiny hamlet and just a week ago a young hipster couple out for a walk commended my on my WFMU magnetic car medallion. I'll bet we're even strong enough to elect Ken for president of something.

♥ 9:10am -Ken:

I run into WFMU listeners a lot. especially if I wear my SM Ken mask.

9:17am cory:

i hope to bump into stevel someday. he's the closest i've heard of

♥ 9:20am Stevel:

cory: Where are you located?

9:21am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Ken,

The time has come to play the Schlammpeitziger goat song. You haven't played it in a long long time. Thing is I still don't know its title BUT by accident I found out it is actually a remix of a Wevie Stonder tune!! ('A Buddha made of Mud' from The Bucket album).

I hope by playing the Wevie Stonder original version will give us clues on where to find the the Schlammy remix (which by the way, is a Ken listener's dream come true: goats, scat singing, and presumably Schlammy singing).

9:22am cory:

decatur, indiana. you're in the fort right?

9:22am sphere:

DC/Balt seems to have a solid WFMU contingent, judging from the comment boards.

♥ 9:23am Webhamster Henry:

"Baby, Baby, shake your hair with me"

♥ 9:23am -Ken:

f0f0 - Have I played this goat song before? What playlist does it appear on? I think I might know what it is but I'm not sure...

9:24am Brendan:

Hi Ken. Im in for anything with goats. Song wise that is. Goats Like To Nibble works 4 me.

♥ 9:24am Goyim in the AM:

FOR me, Henry. This is a hot sexy song.

♥ 9:25am sinister dexter:

hi Ken and listeners from Grand Rapids Michigan

♥ 9:25am pocket vito:

I told an Austrian friend that I was a fan of Helge Schneider, and she stopped speaking to me.

9:26am Dan B From Upstate:

Corn weenie!

♥ 9:27am Goyim in the AM:

No loss, vito.

♥ 9:28am pocket vito:

Thanks G

♥ 9:28am Stevel:

cory: Yup. I work at the Embassy Theater. There is at least one more of us around these parts.

9:28am cory:

i think there's another listener in area, haven't bumped into them though. lives around marion/plymouth i think

9:28am Scraps deSelby:

laugh laugh laugh oh man nigel!

9:29am cory:

dude!!!!!!! we need to get coffee sometime!!

♥ 9:29am Stevel:

We should all meet in a centrally located hog farm or soybean field. Keep the Hoosier cred rolling.

9:30am cory:

9 mile listener meet-up?

♥ 9:30am AnAnonymousParty:

Is the Don channeling Stan Laurel?

9:30am cory:

my in-laws are farmers....

9:30am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Ken,

Yes, of course you played it before like in the 2007-2009 years but I can't find it perhaps because it was misfiled with another name.

Anyway, according to the Wevie Stonder Wiki page it is from a remix album made in 2007 called 'A Buddha Made of Mud' which only adds to the confusion (The Bucket is from 2009).

If you play Wevie's Buddha version have the DUMP button at the ready. It starts with an expletive (music starts at 25 secs)

Also, in case any metal is played today I'd suggest The Who Boys / Devils is Dead

9:30am glenn:

r.i.p. pete traynor, amp maker par excellence.

♥ 9:31am Roberto:

That Monty Python song was running through my head the whole time I was in the Helsinki airport.

♥ 9:31am Stevel:

cory: I sent you my email via the fancy WFMU connector thing. Give me a bump.

9:32am cory:

@Stevel: rock

♥ 9:35am Webhamster Henry:

Upstate + Goats? You are talking about Kingston NY.

9:35am cory:

do i get points for saying that i'm a chef at the back 40?

9:36am Slazenger:

Dear Ken, That very nearly crossed the crap threshold. In the words of Larry Fine, "I'm wauning you." Have a great day.

♥ 9:37am -Ken:

Slazenger, you have a VERY low threshhold for crap. You need some musical reeducation.

♥ 9:37am melinda:

Morning, folks.

9:38am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Széki Kurva - Goat dance

Just saying.

♥ 9:38am -Ken:

Hi Melinda! Great to have you here.

♥ 9:41am Stevel:

Cory: You do. The amazing thing is that I've never actually been in there, after living around here since 1988. 9-mile is a great mid option, although I'm sure you're due for a night out in jolly old Fort Wayne.

9:43am cory:

yes, i am. showgirls III?

9:44am cory:

(that was a joke. although i hear they have new owners and managers) it's where i went for my stag party

9:50am Ghost of Joe Meek:

WTF?

♥ 9:50am pocket vito:

The showwww that just won't goooooo awaaaaay!!

9:50am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Is there any other Spanish native speaker here that can explain me what the heck was going on with that weird and bizarre Smurfs story sang by Edson Velandia?

9:50am sphere:

Some of the best pit beef in Baltimore is next to a gentleman's club.

9:51am Sammy Davis, Jr.:

Those Meriidian Brother cats sounded like the Omar Souleyman of Colombia, babe.

♥ 9:52am Lizardner Dave:

Re: Goats, I suppose there's no chance of you playing your legendary interview of John Darnielle on SSD a few years back.

9:53am Nina:

Good morning!! I love all of the gif images. Speaking of "'make America obey again" ... heard about a study correlating support for trump with preference for more authoritarian parenting style.

9:54am Brendan:

Trouble?

9:54am Digger Smolken:

Hey, I did a cover of this!

9:55am Listener142985:

How 'bout some more beans?

9:55am Cliff:

Good morning, it's always lovely to wake up to a bunch of fart noises

♥ 9:56am melinda:

@Nina: I read about that too.

♥ 9:57am pygmylunch:

Play something that will make my allergies stop.

9:57am Sammy Davis, Jr.:

How about the Jesus Lizard classic GOAT, babe?

♥ 9:58am Stevel:

cory: That there is a Showgirls III says a lot about our fine community.

9:58am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

THE WHOOOOO BOOOOYSSS!!!

To better effect, listen to this song as loud as possible.

Thanks, Ken!

9:59am cory:

almost a portland level of titty bars to churches

9:59am davefromtoronto:

forgive me but your show is HORRIBLE!

every time i try to give it another chance i turn it off within 5 minutes.

i don't know what you're trying to accomplish or prove with this dreck but you should stick to station managing.

♥ 10:00am pocket vito:

Considering the devil likes extreme heat, it's weird that he's always messing around in Ireland.

♥ 10:00am pygmylunch:

@davefromtoronto - "K."

10:01am glenn:

i don't know about churches, but here in toronto, titty bars are usually in close proximity to roofing suppliers.

♥ 10:01am -Ken:

Thank you Dave from Toronto! Best comment EVER!

10:02am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Angy troll is angry.

10:03am cory:

ruffle it's hair, they like that

10:04am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

You need to take your complaint to Mayor Menino, davefromtoronto.

10:04am cory:

@glenn, that's how we know the universe is still working right

10:04am Dan B From Upstate:

Awesome. Thanks for the sigh!

10:05am Cliff:

"I don't know what you're trying to accomplish or prove with this dreck" - that doesn't mean you still can't enjoy the show!

10:06am cory:

@Dan B, this is some good shit. thanks for sharing

♥ 10:08am melinda:

Great Bernie meme!

10:09am Brendan:

I think what Dave from Toronto is trying to say is 'i can't quit you'. Kinda like eating too hot pizza. Or eating that ice cream that gives you brain freeze.

10:10am Ernst Soup:

Ken I am wondering if this is the sound of you actually managing the station with your 96 eyes and buzz, buzz, buzz, in deference to Dave from Toronto's wishes?

♥ 10:10am Marcel M:

Yoyoyo.

♥ 10:10am pygmylunch:

This is curing my allergies, thanks, Ken!

♥ 10:13am Marcel M:

Boring stoner metal bands hahaha

♥ 10:14am Marcel M:

Far out white family

♥ 10:16am Marcel M:

Hahhahaha omg just read Dave's comment. Thats awesome. I wonder if he realizes Ken has had a show longer than he has been STTN DCTTR

10:16am Listener142985:

i thought Canadians were renowned for politeness

10:18am glenn:

we're not that polite.

10:18am Nick from Indy:

@cory & @Stevel, I booked a Thumbscrew show (Mary Halvorson, Michael Formanek, and Tomas Fujiwara] at Radio Radio on June 1st. The venue is in Indianapolis down in Fountain Square. Joyful Noise had a small record shop near, if you dig their releases. Thumbscrew is mind blowing jazz trio. They just released a new record on Cuneiform Records. We have a crappy facebook event invite, if you wanna check it out - www.facebook.com...

10:18am Listener142985:

i was misinformed

10:21am Cliff:

Are there any record producers who *didn't* used to kill people and stuff?

♥ 10:22am Marcel M:

Woahhh thats gonna be great

10:22am cory:

@nick, darnit. june is a shit month for us. sounds like an awesome show

10:23am sphere:

Brian Eno could strike even strike fear into the Kray Brothers.

10:24am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Talking about Russia...

Great leader Vladimir Putin hitting the floor yesterday at Sochi
http://tinyurl.com/ha6mj5k

10:25am Nick from Indy:

10:25am Cliff:

ELEVEN!!

10:25am cory:

@ken, thank you

10:26am cory:

1,2,3,4?

10:26am Michael:

Eleven.

10:27am Cliff:

I don't know how many times I've tuned into the SW time station and never got to hear that special announcement about the extra second

10:27am Nick from Indy:

it is not even funny

♥ 10:27am Roberto:

Oh spit I used to listen to one of those all-time-all-the-time stations on my shortwave in the early '80s. It was based in Fort Collins, CO.

♥ 10:28am herb.nyc:

did they just say it was 11 o'clock?

10:29am Brendan:

Ive never found 11 to be funny.

10:29am cory:

i've been listening to the acid trip OTEs for the last week. wow that's some good radio

10:29am Cliff:

Roberto that's WWV, one of the few "W" stations west of the Mississippi

♥ 10:29am βrian:

"Ull-ven!"
Siri: "I'm sorry. I don't understand."

♥ 10:30am Fuzzy:

WWV in Colorado -- sometimes you can hear WWVH in Hawaii with the female voice.

♥ 10:30am herb.nyc:

i just read THE BEST COMMENT EVER; so why are we all bothering even to comment? not a rhetorical question.

♥ 10:30am Roberto:

Yes, that's it! WWV. I think they also occasionally broadcast marine reports.

10:31am cory:

@herb, because some men just want to watch the world burn?

♥ 10:31am Marcel M:

Haha.. this never gets old. I love the gear in this scene, he has a real burst. All the shit is vintage legit sickness.

10:31am Dan B From Upstate:

Did you know: Spinal Tap is the only movie on the internet movie database that is rated out of eleven instead of ten?

♥ 10:31am Marcel M:

Can't recall whose collection it is.

10:31am cory:

ken, how did you just dial into my teen years?

♥ 10:32am Sem Chumbo:

@DanB: trivia I live for! (five)

♥ 10:32am Parq:

Love that Chris Guest track. Everyone who's ever been a teenager playing electric rock guitar is sitting there going "Yeah! Yeah! Right!"

10:32am rbxbx:

@cory was thinking the same – and that I should re-visit Primus ;p

♥ 10:32am Ken From Hyde Park:

Dreck: good name for a band.

♥ 10:32am coelacanth:

good morning Ken and others

♥ 10:33am herb.nyc:

when Ken said "I run into WFMU listeners a lot. especially if I wear my SM Ken mask.", maybe 7SD can have a "face off" thing - he and Andy swap faces! during marathon time.

♥ 10:33am Sem Chumbo:

@KfHP: hair style, drecklocks.

♥ 10:34am coelacanth:

Crap - missed fat white family

10:34am V Priceless:

heya Ken! This just in...Melvins cover The Beatles "I Want To Tell You": blogs.wsj.com...

10:34am cory:

hrm, should i buy some acid today or make cream of mushroom soup?

10:35am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

sometimes I wonder what would had happened to the metal scene if Les Claypool (Primus) had landed the bass role in Metallica he applied for but didn't got.

♥ 10:35am Sem Chumbo:

Buy some acid and let IT make you cream of mushroom soup.

10:35am ICanCount:

Ken, you can count! Atta boy. Play the Muppets next?

♥ 10:35am βrian:

If you add sorrel to your soup, that provides oxalic acid.

10:37am cory:

everything has just been coming up lsd lately. it's almost like the universe is telling me to windex my soul

10:37am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

ICanCountdavefromtoronto

♥ 10:38am βrian:

... same for rhubarb, but that may be a bit much.

♥ 10:38am Marcel M:

Saw the notekillers a few times. Incredible live show.

10:39am Cliff:

Any kind of soup with some crusty bread is a satisfying meal for an acid comedown

10:40am davefromtoronto:

btw i'm still here...

it's been a long 5 minutes...

didn't say i didn't like the show, just that it's HORRIBLE!

10:40am cory:

i have been getting a lot of rhubarb popping up lately also. related?

♥ 10:40am coelacanth:

nice picture of Melvins there.

10:40am cory:

uh oh, is my left speaker dying or is it the song?

♥ 10:41am doctorjazz:

Now I can't sleep at night either...

10:42am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

or maybe is lyme disease, cory. God forbid!

10:42am V Priceless:

nice harrison ford pic : )

10:42am cory:

damn, it just popped

10:42am cory:

now listening on center and right

10:43am Dan B From Upstate:

I suppose to be fair, Storage Wars is a horrible show, but I don't hate it. At all.

♥ 10:43am Sem Chumbo:

What we need here is a semanticist.
Is Noam Chomsky listening?

10:44am cory:

link good speakers?

10:46am cory:

my left was just buzzing. digging the headphone tircks

10:48am rbxbx:

Another song I haven't heard in ages! <3

10:49am rbxbx:

My introduction to this was the Chicks on Speed cover when I was in high school. In those heady days of electroclash.

10:50am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

If I'm not mistaken The Normal song is based in something about something written by someone.

10:50am V Priceless:

i need that batman comic

10:50am Chomskybot:

I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that a subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds raises serious doubts about irrelevant intervening contexts in selectional rules. On our assumptions, this analysis of a formative as a pair of sets of features can be defined in such a way as to impose nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. By combining adjunctions and certain deformations, the appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction is necessary to impose an interpretation on a stipulation to place the constructions into these various categories. For any transformation which is sufficiently diversified in application to be of any interest, this selectionally introduced contextual feature does not readily tolerate the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual gibberish (eg (98d)). It must be emphasized, once again, that the earlier discussion of deviance does not affect the structure of the traditional practice of grammarians.

Any questions?

10:51am cory:

@fofo, that's what i've heard

10:51am sphere:

Maybe.

♥ 10:52am βrian:

@Chomskybot: may I see the choreography for that?

10:53am cory:

@chomskybot, could i get a buzzfeed version of that?

♥ 10:53am doctorjazz:

@Cory. Audioengine has good powered and non powered speakers for not a fortune. Have heard good tgubgs about Klipsch RP 150M, also not too expensive (they have more expensive ones as well).

10:54am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Hold, on Chomskybot. I'm still reading...

♥ 10:54am herb.nyc:

davefromtoronto said "HORRIBLE". which reminds me of Latke from "taxi". did he say something like "it was so bad it was terrible". anyway, don't tell Ken, but i'm listening to Matt's GARBAGE TIME now. maybe davefromtoronto would like to join me.

♥ 10:54am doctorjazz:

Good Fudge is always appreciated.

♥ 10:54am -Ken:

Thanks to those of you who are not assholes for not being assholes.

10:54am cory:

ty, doctorjazz

♥ 10:55am herb.nyc:

heh heh, i just returned to Ken's show. and poor davefromtoronto is stuck with GARBAGE!

♥ 10:55am βrian:

... but if you do opt for rhubarb, try rhubarb buckle. Just be sure to reduce the sugar a bit. T'is the season.

♥ 10:56am JP from KC:

@cory: RE: Acid or soup- Go with both. Just bring enough for the rest of us. Or better yet, is that offer to call up your mom and pretend to be you still open? I'll do it for a couple hits... and a bowl of the soup.

♥ 10:57am herb.nyc:

back during the Clinton years, News of the Weird's CHUCK SHEPHERD created euphemisms. instead of saying ASSHOLE, he used ORENTHAL. instead of penis, he used CLINTON. instead of the lady's part, he used DWORKIN. who knows what the f- and s-words are?

10:57am cory:

oh wow, we have different definitions of 'not too expensive'

10:57am TradeMark G. / The ECC:

Ladies and gentlemen, Meet The DELEATLES!
evolution-control.com...

♥ 10:58am melinda:

I forgot about News of the Weird.

10:59am Nick from Indy:

DELEATLES pic is awesome. Love Evo Control

10:59am cory:

@jp, my wife would be very mad at me if i dosed our parents

10:59am glenn:

chomsky bot, who do you like in the fifth race at belmont today?

♥ 10:59am herb.nyc:

@melinda - yr life is probably better off.

♥ 10:59am pygmylunch:

The only complaint I have about Ken's show is that my eyes are kind of dry, but I'm not sure it's from listening to the show or not.

♥ 10:59am doctorjazz:

Oops...I guess so.

11:01am cory:

yeah, i'm looking at the 100 range

11:01am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Great garbage diversion tactic there, Mr herb.nyc.

11:01am Chomskybot:

Glenn: so far, relational information is unspecified with respect to an important distinction in language use. Nevertheless, a descriptively adequate grammar is not quite equivalent to a descriptive fact. This suggests that a subset of English sentences interesting on quite independent grounds delimits the strong generative capacity of the theory. Analogously, this selectionally introduced contextual feature cannot be arbitrary in nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory. It appears that most of the methodological work in modern linguistics is not subject to a parasitic gap construction.

♥ 11:01am pocket vito:

Usually Andy's itching to get people into those bathrooms....

11:02am cory:

i need to hit the used shops
maybe a flea market...
do they still have one stevel?

♥ 11:02am steveo:

So true Ken. It's not the top of the hour everywhere.
www.timeanddate.com...

11:03am cory:

is chomskybot dennis miller?

♥ 11:03am Webhamster Henry:

(Nigel Tufnel -- I too am dyslexic)

11:03am glenn:

so.... i should forget a winner, and just bet on place or show?

11:03am sphere:

thanks Ken. :)

11:04am cory:

this is almost porn audioengineusa.com...

♥ 11:05am herb.nyc:

Noam Chomsky was invited to a math conference at City College, maybe late 80s. i'da loved to have met him and then say "wait, i thought Nim Chimpsky was invited!?".

♥ 11:05am JP from KC:

@Cory. Suit yourself, I find it makes family gatherings much more interesting. I mostly wanted to advertise my willingness to provide goods or services in exchange for acid and soup.

♥ 11:07am βrian:

Definition: Of or having many horns.

11:09am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

So far I have loved all the HORRIBLE music that as been played in this show.

11:09am cory:

@JP, do you enjoy dishes and dusting? we might be able to make a deal

♥ 11:09am ranjit:

as far as I can tell from google, you have NEVER PLAYED this version of Ravel's Bolero played entirely on kazoos. youtu.be...

♥ 11:11am melinda:

@herb: haha! I had a picture book about Nim when I was a kid.

♥ 11:11am melinda:

I didn't get the Chomsky reference until years later, of course.

11:12am Cliff:

When I was in grad school I had a student hand in a paper about "Norm Chompsky".

♥ 11:13am JP from KC:

I do dishes and dusting. But I don't do windows.

11:13am thedunkel:

"It's Not My Fault" KHALM "music please!"

11:13am bobdoesthings:

that is a nice fuckn kitty bubbles

11:14am cory:

ah! it's just a bad wire!!!

11:15am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

@the dunkel: To avoid any confusion let me clarify KHALM is the calmer version of KHLAAAAAAAAM!

♥ 11:16am -Ken:

Hi Aaron, Hi Bobdoesthings and all other late arrivees/

11:17am cory:

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!1!!

11:18am thedunkel:

@ᶠᵒᶠᵒ ( "I'm a Real Nice Fellow, a real nice fellow" and haven't caffeinated enough for exclamation that is required to say KHLAM, my apologies "I'm a Meat Eater"

11:18am cory:

and also, VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!8!!!!!!!!!!!!

11:19am V Priceless:

♥ 11:19am common:

dirtbombs! hello

11:19am bobdoesthings:

boy am I late today.. good thing my life and job is a big cosmic joke

11:19am cory:

sry, wrong room?

11:20am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

' I didn't climb to the top of the foodchain to correct you' My apologies too, 'baby seals are scrumptious'.

11:20am thedunkel:

Hi Ken! "People say you've gone too far…"

♥ 11:20am common:

same here, bobdoesthings

11:21am cory:

"a baby seal walks into a club"

♥ 11:21am JP from KC:

@Bobdoesthings: Welcome to the club. I'm a card-carrying member, myself.

♥ 11:23am JP from KC:

"Club sandwiches, not seals."

11:23am bobdoesthings:

@JP from KC - how do you keep sane?

♥ 11:24am herb.nyc:

Ken mentioned Bathrooms and LBGT and bla bla, and i saw KIKI & HERB: SEEKING ASYLUM at joe's pub a couple of wks ago. kiki told us this bathroom thing is ridiculous, and that no one should tell us where to go. so she suggests "if you wanna go to the bathroom, just do it right where you are!" (or something like that) oh that kiki.

♥ 11:24am Sem Chumbo:

www.bobbysherman.com

11:24am cory:

hold on, sane is an option?!?

♥ 11:24am JP from KC:

The secret is, you don't. Also, I keep a flask in my desk.

♥ 11:25am JP from KC:

And, of course, there are the drugs.

♥ 11:25am pocket vito:

Who's that modern guy with the silly name that reminds me of Englebert Humperdink?

11:25am Mark S:

What I missed Bobby Sherman!

♥ 11:25am pocket vito:

Oh yeah, it's Benedict Cumberbatch

11:26am Mark S:

This makes up for it

11:26am Lewis:

@mark S, but you get Englebert Humperdinck!

11:27am cory:

@ jp, the real secret is 'don't do what your neighbour's dog tells you to do'

11:27am Mark S:

exactly Lewis

11:27am Jack:

I'd like to dedicate this Englebert Humperdinck song to my Mom for Mother's Day; he was her favorite. Thanks Ken!

♥ 11:27am Sem Chumbo:

In a career spanning almost 50 years, Engelbert has generated sales in excess of 140 million records, including 64 gold albums and 35 platinum, four Grammy nominations, a Golden Globe, and stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Las Vegas Walk of Fame, and Leicester Walk of Fame.
-from his website-

11:27am Cliff:

Always love it when we have an outbreak of lounge music on FMU

11:28am Brendan:

@pocketvito Benedict Cumerbatch?

11:28am bobdoesthings:

Ah! I see.. I've been trying to avoid the sauce.. I find it has diminishing returns on sanity/happiness. But weed and WFMU keep me straight.. that, and occasional meditation practices

11:28am Cheri Pi:

VVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVooooooooooooooooooooooooDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

11:28am Brendan:

Nevermind u answered it

♥ 11:29am -Ken:

I'm waiting....

11:29am cory:

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

♥ 11:29am Ken From Hyde Park:

Voivod! !! !!!

11:30am Cheri Pi:

they're still typing...

11:30am nickrhombi:

this was so great when this came out... it was a bridge that i could offer to my metal friends that rejected 70s music. - excellent interpretation.

11:31am V Priceless:

VOIVO:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!!

11:31am Cheri Pi:

Now playing:
"Astromine Domine" by VVVVvvvvvvvvVVVVVVOOoooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiVVVVVVVVVVVVVoooooooooooooooooDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!VVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVooooooooooooooooooooooooDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

11:31am Lewis:

very cool - it broke the playlist!

11:31am Jack:

wow! that broke the list!!!

11:31am Lewis:

thanks better...

11:32am cory:

i hope my neighbours like this song

11:32am Jack:

Do it again!!!

11:32am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

On behalf of Cheri Pi:

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!

11:33am bobdoesthings:

\/( ) | \/ ( ) |)

11:33am cory:

my teenaged dish washers like voivod now, and sleaford mods

11:33am nickrhombi:

groovy, man! dig that beat.

11:33am V Priceless:

switching to the app...thanx for a fun show, Ken!

11:34am Chomskivodbot:

To provide a constituent structure for VOIVOD, the natural general principle that will subsume this case cannot be arbitrary in a descriptive fact. We have already seen that a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort is rather different from irrelevant intervening contexts in VOIVOD. So far, the notion of level of grammaticalness does not affect the structure of the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to VOIVOD (eg (98d)). I suggested that these results would follow from the assumption that the theory of syntactic features developed earlier delimits the ultimate standard that determines the accuracy of any proposed VOIVOD. It must be emphasized, once again, that the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is to be regarded as a general convention regarding the forms of VVVVVVVVOOOOIIIIVVVVOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!111!!!`~~~!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

11:36am nickrhombi:

rarin'!

11:37am Jack:

I have heard that "voivod" is Canadian slang for a dildo.
just sayin'...

♥ 11:39am Ken From Hyde Park:

Find here a youtube of a dot making a transit across a fiery surface. apod.nasa.gov... Maybe there are some GIFs of it somewhere.

♥ 11:39am JP from KC:

@Bobdoesthings: I also live under the persistent delusion that someday Station Manager Ken will address me directly in the comments, and that will lead to a dialogue, in which he will discover that I would be a perfect fit on the WFMU staff. Then he'll whisk me away to Jersey City where I will will contently work until the day I collapse and die at my desk listening to miracle nutrition reruns from the archive. After that, I think maybe I'll haunt The music library... or Monty Hall, if they ever raise enough money for that snow cone machine, But then again, as I write this, I realize that's not exactly within the realm of "keeping sane," now is it?

♥ 11:41am JP from KC:

And that, Bob, is why you shouldn't drink at your desk.

11:42am Brendan:

or ... V∞O∞I∞V∞O∞D∞

11:42am nickrhombi:

going for a run... wish i could take this fat jam with me... peace out, hip cats.

11:43am Dan B From Upstate:

Aw, man. I missed Voivod? Wait. Am I saying that right?

Voivod?

11:43am bobdoesthings:

@jp - maybe try microdosing? or at least leave a one hitter in a ziplock in the desk instead.

11:43am cory:

i'll be more than happy to go facedown on a grill

♥ 11:45am Rich in Washington:

it just occurred to me that Iggy sounds like that stop smoking guy you sometimes play, Ken.

11:46am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Cheri Pi,

Sorry for having shouted Voivoid! on your behalf. I tought you weren't here! But then again it took me ages to type every single 'O'. I have an artisanal approach when shouting band names in here.

11:46am βrian:

Hey, is that Sam Elliot?

♥ 11:46am JP from KC:

You're more on the money than you know, Bob... 'scuse me, I think I forgot something in my car. If my eyes are a bit red when I come back, it's just allergies. Yeah, that's it... allergies...

♥ 11:48am pocket vito:

Oh nice, haven't heard this in a long time

11:49am Josh:

Leaves of Grass, Ken???

11:52am Slazenger:

Dangerously close to that precipice of crap earlier, Ken, but you gained control and pulled it out. Hopefully in the future you pulling it out won't be an issue.

11:52am cory:

more Joseph Nothing in the future, please

♥ 11:52am Ken From Hyde Park:

Trump is going to nominate himself President for Life on July 1 and move into the White House. You heard it here first!

11:53am thedunkel:

Ken - what magic do you have to enable the comments board to accept gifs…

11:54am βrian:

We have a new baby squirrel in our yard. A real baby animal.

♥ 11:54am pocket vito:

No way Ken from HP. Obama will take his ass DOWN if he tries to move in early.

11:55am bobdoesthings:

@thedunkel - i think if you're a swag 4 lyfer - you can have a gif as your avatar..

11:55am βrian:

That didn't sound like an Ypsitucky accent to me, but I haven't heard Iggy in a while.

11:55am Brendan:

This is been nice. Thank you Ken.

11:56am Cliff:

Thank you Ken!

♥ 11:56am JP from KC:

Oh no! I fear I've said too much and now I'll never gain the approval of Station Manager Ken that I so crave! NOTICE ME, KEN! NOTICE ME!

11:56am bobdoesthings:

oh man.. noon alreayd.. thanks Ken!

♥ 11:56am βrian:

Ugh. That's like giving out carbon offsets!

11:57am Dan B From Upstate:

@thedunkel, it's a reward for a $500.00 donation, swag for life or paid in full.

♥ 11:58am -Ken:

Yo JP! Thanks for being here.

♥ 11:58am βrian:

FIN

♥ 11:58am JP from KC:

AAAAH! It begins.

11:58am ᶠᵒᶠᵒ (:

Thanks, Ken, people! Excellent HORRIBLE show and other multimedia ! Till next episode!

♥ 12:00pm coelacanth:

Thanks Ken!

12:05pm davefromtoronto:

great show!!!