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September 8, 2017: First World Problems
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:03pm
RAWisROLLIE:
Yo yo yo |
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![]() HI WEIRDOS |
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![]() Hello Everyone! |
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![]() hello ladies! i was away last week and missed the show. |
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![]() Boy do *I* have problems. Let me tell you about them!!! |
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![]() Evening all. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:04pm
SeanG:
get pumped! | |
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![]() happy Friday |
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![]() Michele is all about the competition Frangry. |
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![]() Yawn .... hello. |
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![]() first world problems - "my caviar is not sufficiently chilled" |
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![]() Problem: Pinterest is down. |
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![]() hello. "with a storm like this, we're going to go through all the wine in the cellar!" |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:05pm
RAWisROLLIE:
The first world of Super Mario Brothers is pretty easy. I can't imagine anyone having problems with it. |
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![]() "i was saving this last condemn for a pretty girl" |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:06pm
Stay Frosty:
Flies suck. High heels do not. |
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![]() Frangry's cups runneth over with problems. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:06pm
JakeGould:
Franny like “Grannie” or Frannie like “Nooks and Crannies.” | |
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![]() Franny World Problems |
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![]() they replaced the pistol emoji with a water gun emoji on my iphone |
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![]() i spelled condom as condemn - HA! |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:06pm
TehBadDr:
Bra issues, gnats, feeding oneself, should I let the boyfriend over? Oh the trauma and decisions! |
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![]() Whats the word for enlarged breasts that I can never remember... remind me. |
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![]() The chick I met on Match.com wasn't a chick. |
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![]() just ted - big tits. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:08pm
JakeGould:
The Wi-Fi here sucks. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:08pm
JakeGould:
The water was only filtered once. | |
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![]() My Swag for Life radio icon has disappeared. |
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![]() @dale no not that one |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:09pm
JakeGould:
My K-Cup machine at work sucks. | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:09pm
madman:
HIGH FRANNY,MICHELE,AND COMMENTERS !!!! IRMA IS A BAD GIRL !!! |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:09pm
LandC:
We're stuck in traffic listening to your show. Can I get a shoutout to Cory? Lol we have plenty of time to listen for it | |
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![]() Frangry has the Jack Nickleson grilled cheese problem. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:09pm
JakeGould:
Toss your own salad! | |
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![]() 13 bucks for a salad? holy crap!! |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:09pm
holly from New Zealand:
Ugh, I got a huge payrise and I thought it'd help me get outta debt but now I'm just drinking more wine | |
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![]() Yeah Frangry, the proles brown bag it. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:10pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Salad SABOTAGE | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:10pm
JakeGould:
Michele tosses her own salad. | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:10pm
TehBadDr:
The fmu stream has been woggity all this afternoon. I was wondering if it was my wifi or something else. I suspect the latter. |
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![]() frangry - open the board. my old lady was trying to call. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:10pm
RAWisROLLIE:
What about re-meated heat? |
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![]() @Frangry I have diuretics. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:11pm
Spunk-Chugger:
New Topic What's the worst thing you ever had in your mouth? | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:11pm
JakeGould:
I started bringing lunch to work when I realized that between snacks and lunch I was spending about $9 to $14 hour school day in Union Square. | |
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![]() They're expired, but I'm sure they'll be fine. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:12pm
TehBadDr:
New topic butt problems! |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:13pm
JakeGould:
Look up the prices at Pret-A-Manger. Like $8 for the salad and maybe $2 for the drink. And that is being cheap! | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:13pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Franny has a butt problem: Too much butt! | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:13pm
Stay Frosty:
Do they still prescribe Valium? Hmmmmmmmmm |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:15pm
JakeGould:
I like nice butts and I cannot lie. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:15pm
JakeGould:
I’m sorry but a butt just being big is not enough for me. | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:15pm
TehBadDr:
Frosty, I think the V has been discontinued, there's many derivative diazapenes in place. |
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![]() Valium is a hell of a drug. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:16pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Franny is a first world problem, third world solution kinda gal... | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:16pm
Stay Frosty:
Valium......yep |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:17pm
TehBadDr:
You'd be surprised how many states have a "pan-handle"! |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:17pm
JakeGould:
Cassette only releases are a first world problem. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:17pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Why does God hate Miami??? | |
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![]() I was just at Staples buying a chair. Had to endure the cashier's plea to buy the extended warranty. On top of that, the phone pay machine didn't work. I had to dig out my credit card and dip it like a shlub. It was horrible! |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:18pm
JakeGould:
New iPhones are 1st world problems. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:18pm
JakeGould:
Quinoa is a first world problem. | |
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![]() Instead of a shirt the winner should get a valium to unstress from their problem. |
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![]() Google Maps is a first world problem. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:19pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Did Rooster suffer a Stroke??? | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:19pm
RAWisROLLIE:
I'm working at a fashion week event right now and I am NOT getting any free champagne. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:19pm
Stay Frosty:
You cold Frangry, you cold.... |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:19pm
JakeGould:
The comment board being disabled on some WFMU shows is a first world problem. | |
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![]() That I have to work for a living |
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![]() oh. i was infuriated the other day when someone stole a package from in front of my apartment building. it contained a dog life jacket. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:20pm
SeanG:
you rock Frangry! | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:20pm
Spunk-Chugger:
First World Problem $500 Shoes at Occupy Wall Street | |
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![]() Nicaragua is unser a tidal wave watch |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:20pm
JakeGould:
I hope your dog’s life gets a new jacket. | |
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![]() robyn - i hope your dog gets swim lessons. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:21pm
Slick Goldtooth:
A recent first world problem I encountered was the group next to my table at a restaurant had someone say "ugh ewww my meal doesn't look pretty enough to make social media posts about". it was a korean joint and she had some sort of stew or something |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:21pm
RAWisROLLIE:
Yes |
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![]() Having to pay for an education is a 1st world problem. |
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![]() @Michele his name is Donut |
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![]() having to renew my driver's license every 8 years? outrageous! |
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![]() Couldn't you put two rolls in it if it was a foot apart? |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:23pm
Slick Goldtooth:
@robyn whats the deal with west coast people naming their pets after foods. I know people out there who have a pet called Pancake, Lingon(as in the berry), and Babka |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:23pm
JakeGould:
Going to the DMV is a first world problem. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:23pm
fattyfat:
"dog life jacket" is code for a bag of rocks. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:23pm
JakeGould:
Only God is perfect! | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:23pm
Spunk-Chugger:
They thought you needed wider toilet paper for your bubble butt, Franny... | |
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![]() @Slick i don't know! I guess it is a thing. I know someone with a dog named Lasagna. |
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![]() @Frangry Real problem: building an entire wolf photo mosaic puzzle and find out your missing one piece. |
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![]() @dale - The good part is you don't have to submit a new photo every eight years. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:24pm
Spunk-Chugger:
The Virgin Mary should MIRACLE that fucking mosaic... | |
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![]() A kid threw open the sliding door of a mini-van when I was walking Donut once and asked me if he was a rat. |
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![]() my upstairs tv gets a channel about two seconds behind my downstairs tv - it's super annoying if my wife is watching the same program in the living room while i watch it in bed. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:26pm
TehBadDr:
The pain of having to get up at 7:30 is a first world problem! I rise at 5:30 AM! |
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![]() Donut: scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net... |
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![]() That way you know how far away the TV is like lightning |
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![]() she's passed out drunk. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:27pm
Stay Frosty:
You cold, Michele. You cold (also) |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:27pm
SeanG:
donut is the cutest! | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:27pm
Slick Goldtooth:
@robyn does your dog have like a beard/goatee it's dope |
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![]() lol @dale |
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![]() robyn. what breed is your dog? I had one just like it, and couldn't figure out what it was. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:27pm
Spunk-Chugger:
She's downstairs cooking lunch meats for the week... | |
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![]() @Slick no he doesn't but I see what you're saying! |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:28pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Franny Feminist? Seriously??? | |
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![]() frangry - you're typing like crazy but not commenting here. what the hell? |
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![]() this is a good topic |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:28pm
JakeGould:
Getting obsessed about “Twin Peaks” is a first world problem. | |
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![]() I have to take my daughter to a birthday party at 5 tomorrow and it means that I'll miss the last fifteen minutes of the Spurs game on TV. Life stinks. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:29pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Susan B. Franny, puhlease... | |
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![]() Term paper? |
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![]() @Carmichael according to an APP I downloaded, he's a Jack Russell Italian Greyhound.. chihuahua or something. I'm thinking about going real first world with it and getting a DNA test. |
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![]() Your problem: You mentioned "Broad City" directly to Franny. |
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![]() Doggie Ancestry.com |
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![]() kyle is my wife - you always think she's rich. if she is she's hiding it from me. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:31pm
Stay Frosty:
Mani pedi crinkle marks on your toenails is a first world problem. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:31pm
JakeGould:
Just now: I thought I brought some mozzarella cheese to work today but I can’t find it in my bag. Worried if it’s lost in my bag and will start stinking soon. | |
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![]() frangry - we're swingers, too!! |
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![]() I have an even MORE first-world Amazon Fire TV problem: The fancy newest Fire TV, which is supposed to be 4K, only outputs 4K at 24 or 30 frames per second! If a show is streamed at 60p, we have to watch it at regular 1080p HD resolution! |
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![]() what is an articulate, classy woman like that doing with a man like you @dale |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:32pm
SeanG:
you rock dale! | |
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![]() "You can't massage me dry!" --Frangry |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:32pm
Spunk-Chugger:
If the Suffragettes could see Franny in the future would they have said "Fuck It, let's go back to the Kitchen!!!" | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:33pm
RAWisROLLIE:
Don't waste the lube on the facial next time. |
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![]() robyn - i was man candy once. |
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![]() They changed the scent of Aveda hand lotion! The new smell is a little bit annoying. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:33pm
groucho:
When I connect my Mac to my 60 inch TV the picture isn't as crisp as when I connect my slow old Windows computer, so when we watch things I have to wait for a slow old PC to load. |
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![]() Thats how you should answer the calls, Whats YOUR problem! |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:34pm
Slick Goldtooth:
Oh it's this woman, didn't she say that he knows Peter personally. |
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![]() Don't pull an Melania--Stilettos on grass after a flood. |
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![]() interesting @dale. now i see you as a white Prince. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:35pm
Spunk-Chugger:
If Franny breaks a leg in her high heels, will they just shoot her like a racehorse??? | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:36pm
groucho:
I have to get up early tomorrow to drop a new engine into my classic sports car. I'm probably going to miss the football (soccer, I'm English) or listen to it on the radio without seeing the pictures |
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![]() I have to push buttons like six times to get Bluetooth streaming off my phone to play over my car's speakers. |
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![]() Frangry's perfume matches her voice - because thats classy. |
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![]() the real problem with our society is all those tipped in post cards in a magazine to subscribe to a magazine you already subscribe to. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:37pm
groucho:
I live in the countryside, my local supermarket finally started selling Avocados, but they're always slightly rotten on the inside |
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![]() I'm lucky. They're still making "Fuck Friday" by Nicki Minaj. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:38pm
Stay Frosty:
It's tough to have a problem T-zone |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:38pm
JakeGould:
Jeff’s center face awareness is a first world problem. | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:38pm
RAWisROLLIE:
Now a guy who is getting free drinks just asked me to watch his while he goes to the restroom. |
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![]() "We won't judge you." (much) |
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![]() they use a battery charger and pennies to do lasik in nicaraqua. |
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![]() foot odor may be this callers issue. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:39pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Why don't they remove the stems from chocolate covered strawberries??? It's soooo vexing!!! | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:39pm
groucho:
I have to wait for my Girlfriend to catch up on Preacher before I can watch the new one |
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![]() my fucking iPad won't connect to the fucking server!!! |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:40pm
phat:
I bought a black car and they're building new houses across from my place. And the dust covers my car every day and I gotta wash it a lot. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:40pm
Ag:
Bathroom attendants | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:40pm
JakeGould:
Complaining about lasick surgery is a first world problem. | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:40pm
groucho:
My mechanic, who works for free because he's old and disabled but it's is hobbby, takes months to fix something that'd take a garage 2 days |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:41pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Did Michele just say that she's cured??? REALLY??? | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:41pm
JakeGould:
Not getting your specific type of beer is a first world problem. | |
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![]() ohhhhhhh god |
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![]() ag - yes. some guy giving you a towel and trying to spray you with cologne is annoying. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:42pm
JakeGould:
POKÉMON GO GUY WINS! | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:43pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Pokémon GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:43pm
JakeGould:
You past the age of 13 and playing Pokémon? Lame. | |
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![]() @Frangry Apparently Gucci pulled Rush from stores, but its still available online (apparently they wanted to upcharge for it though online retailers): www.amazon.com... |
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![]() HA! nice retort michele. |
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![]() 'flavors?' you don't suck on them. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:44pm
Spunk-Chugger:
We LOVE YOU, Michele!!! | |
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![]() I don't like those dumb NFL color rush football uniforms. They just don't look right. |
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![]() Make it smell like the Record Fair. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:45pm
jackson:
yes you want your car to reek like reefer for when mr copper pulls you over. good idea guys | |
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![]() i just bought a house in new jersey and my grass won't stop growing and i have to keep cutting it and it SUCKS |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:46pm
Spunk-Chugger:
New Car Smell is GROSS | |
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![]() it should smell like the ladies - hair care products, pizza and vodka. |
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![]() jackson... dude... you can waste a total j, then get pulled over and show the air freshener and say that's where the smell is coming from. think about it. |
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![]() smelling people's berry vape |
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![]() @dale good one. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:47pm
madman:
THE MIAMI DOLPHINS AND TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS GAME AT MIAMI HAS BEEN POSTPONED, YOU THINK? |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:47pm
Sammy:
Went over on my cell phone data while traveling the around country and streaming wfmu for hours each day. Cost me $30 I could have spent on booze. | |
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![]() There is a pizza perfume already, just need to modify it slightly |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:48pm
Bjarne:
I'd like to have a air freshener with the smell of coffee | |
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![]() this is like a crowdsourced episode of "Seinfeld." |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:48pm
SeanG:
hey sammy -is that you from Allston? | |
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![]() They stop making the coffee I like after 6pm. |
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![]() 'what's the deal with airline peanuts?' |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:49pm
Ag:
Gluten | |
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![]() Is it to get more beer? |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:49pm
madman:
GOOD ONE MICHELE |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:50pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Santa Fe Salad smells like Georgia O'Keefe's butt sweat... | |
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![]() Guten wins fo' sure |
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![]() k y and a cuke? |
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![]() maybe the dude likes salad and has a mohawk. |
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![]() Ughhhh I hate the person that waits who until the last minute to get their payment out, or dig for a penny. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:52pm
madman:
PICKING UP MY DOG DOO |
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![]() identifying batteries and getting the right quantity does suck. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:52pm
orbits:
Here's what bothers me. People on their phones basically all of the time. ALL THE TIME!!! Just get off the phone. Walk without staring into it. Sit without staring into it. Just do something without your phone. Please. Put the phone down. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:52pm
pizza face:
Franny lies yesterday, today she says she's telling the truth. | |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:53pm
SeanG:
i feel ya orbits! | |
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![]() @orbits I often get scolded for not having my phone. I'm part of the solution! |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:54pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Is Franny's Instagram a First World Problem??? | |
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![]() mmm Sizzler's |
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![]() Major first-world problem affecting all of us here: Shut Up, Weirdo only comes on one hour a week. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:56pm
TehBadDr:
Go through a lot of batteries do you Robyn? |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:57pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Burning to DEATH at "Burning Man"!!! | |
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![]() My car phone doesn't have the letters associated with the numbers so dialing 201-209-WFMU is a nightmare. |
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Fri. 9/8/17 6:57pm
groucho:
My parrot swears loudly every time I have people over or open the window |
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![]() @Spunk-Chugger I saw that! it made me laugh. |
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![]() @groucho: Stop fucking having people over or opening the window. |
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![]() “Burning Man” is a first world problem. |
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![]() I've discussed that in the past @TehBAdDr and the answer is yes. but worth it to all involved. |
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![]() Before Wikipedia, you'd have to pick up a volume of an encyclopedia and manually write down the words. Just cut & paste nowadays. |
Fri. 9/8/17 6:59pm
pork:
we are a first world problem | |
![]() Sorry, I just got here. A CLASSIC First World prob: My home province on Prince Edward Island has introduced GMO salmon to the market. First organism admitted by the USDA. They are grown twice as fast as regular farmed salmon. Taste the same, look the same, cost less to raise. You are claiming rich privledge if you don't let poor people eat them. Like me. | |
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Fri. 9/8/17 7:00pm
madman:
GREAT SHOW LADIES, LATER |
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![]() Awesome show! |
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Fri. 9/8/17 7:00pm
RAWisROLLIE:
G'night mates |
Fri. 9/8/17 7:00pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Glu-TEN ki-TEN!!! | |
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![]() Good one, Ag! |
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![]() shit - i forgot to mention the creeping charlie in my grass. THAT is a real problem. |
Fri. 9/8/17 7:02pm
Spunk-Chugger:
Next Week Third World Problems With Franny's and Michele's Moms | |
Mon. 9/11/17 4:34am
Jordan:
Just listened to the show - well done ladies!!!! | |
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