WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from September 8, 2017

Listener comments!
	6:03pm RAWisROLLIE: Yo yo yo
	6:03pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	♥ 6:03pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone!
	♥ 6:03pm dale: hello ladies! i was away last week and missed the show.
	♥ 6:03pm Just Ted: Boy do I have problems. Let me tell you about them!!!
	♥ 6:03pm geoff mcq: Evening all.
	6:04pm SeanG: get pumped!
	♥ 6:04pm common: happy Friday
	♥ 6:04pm Just Ted: Michele is all about the competition Frangry.
	♥ 6:04pm Carmichael: Yawn .... hello.
	♥ 6:04pm dale: first world problems - "my caviar is not sufficiently chilled"
	♥ 6:05pm Carmichael: Problem: Pinterest is down.
	♥ 6:05pm chris: hello. "with a storm like this, we're going to go through all the wine in the cellar!"
	6:05pm RAWisROLLIE: The first world of Super Mario Brothers is pretty easy. I can't imagine anyone having problems with it.
	♥ 6:05pm dale: "i was saving this last condemn for a pretty girl"
	6:06pm Stay Frosty: Flies suck. High heels do not.
	♥ 6:06pm Just Ted: Frangry's cups runneth over with problems.
	6:06pm JakeGould: Franny like “Grannie” or Frannie like “Nooks and Crannies.”
	♥ 6:06pm Jeff: Franny World Problems
	6:06pm robyn: they replaced the pistol emoji with a water gun emoji on my iphone
	♥ 6:06pm dale: i spelled condom as condemn - HA!
	6:06pm TehBadDr: Bra issues, gnats, feeding oneself, should I let the boyfriend over? Oh the trauma and decisions!
	♥ 6:07pm Just Ted: Whats the word for enlarged breasts that I can never remember... remind me.
	♥ 6:07pm Carmichael: The chick I met on Match.com wasn't a chick.
	♥ 6:08pm dale: just ted - big tits.
	6:08pm JakeGould: The Wi-Fi here sucks.
	♥ 6:08pm geoff mcq: My Swag for Life radio icon has disappeared.
	6:08pm JakeGould: The water was only filtered once.
	♥ 6:08pm Just Ted: @dale no not that one
	6:09pm JakeGould: My K-Cup machine at work sucks.
	♥ 6:09pm madman: HIGH FRANNY,MICHELE,AND COMMENTERS !!!! IRMA IS A BAD GIRL !!!
	6:09pm LandC: We're stuck in traffic listening to your show. Can I get a shoutout to Cory? Lol we have plenty of time to listen for it
	♥ 6:09pm Just Ted: Frangry has the Jack Nickleson grilled cheese problem.
	6:09pm JakeGould: Toss your own salad!
	♥ 6:09pm dale: 13 bucks for a salad? holy crap!!
	6:09pm holly from New Zealand: Ugh, I got a huge payrise and I thought it'd help me get outta debt but now I'm just drinking more wine
	♥ 6:09pm Just Ted: Yeah Frangry, the proles brown bag it.
	6:10pm Spunk-Chugger: Salad SABOTAGE
	6:10pm JakeGould: Michele tosses her own salad.
	6:10pm TehBadDr: The fmu stream has been woggity all this afternoon. I was wondering if it was my wifi or something else. I suspect the latter.
	♥ 6:10pm dale: frangry - open the board. my old lady was trying to call.
	6:10pm RAWisROLLIE: What about re-meated heat?
	♥ 6:10pm Just Ted: @Frangry I have diuretics.
	6:11pm Spunk-Chugger: New Topic What's the worst thing you ever had in your mouth?
	6:11pm JakeGould: I started bringing lunch to work when I realized that between snacks and lunch I was spending about $9 to $14 hour school day in Union Square.
	♥ 6:11pm Just Ted: They're expired, but I'm sure they'll be fine.
	6:12pm TehBadDr: New topic butt problems!
	6:13pm JakeGould: Look up the prices at Pret-A-Manger. Like $8 for the salad and maybe $2 for the drink. And that is being cheap!
	6:13pm Spunk-Chugger: Franny has a butt problem: Too much butt!
	6:13pm Stay Frosty: Do they still prescribe Valium? Hmmmmmmmmm
	6:15pm JakeGould: I like nice butts and I cannot lie.
	6:15pm JakeGould: I’m sorry but a butt just being big is not enough for me.
	6:15pm TehBadDr: Frosty, I think the V has been discontinued, there's many derivative diazapenes in place.
	♥ 6:15pm Just Ted: Valium is a hell of a drug.
	6:16pm Spunk-Chugger: Franny is a first world problem, third world solution kinda gal...
	6:16pm Stay Frosty: Valium......yep
	6:17pm TehBadDr: You'd be surprised how many states have a "pan-handle"!
	6:17pm JakeGould: Cassette only releases are a first world problem.
	6:17pm Spunk-Chugger: Why does God hate Miami???
	♥ 6:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: I was just at Staples buying a chair. Had to endure the cashier's plea to buy the extended warranty. On top of that, the phone pay machine didn't work. I had to dig out my credit card and dip it like a shlub. It was horrible!
	6:18pm JakeGould: New iPhones are 1st world problems.
	6:18pm JakeGould: Quinoa is a first world problem.
	♥ 6:18pm Just Ted: Instead of a shirt the winner should get a valium to unstress from their problem.
	♥ 6:19pm Carmichael: Google Maps is a first world problem.
	6:19pm Spunk-Chugger: Did Rooster suffer a Stroke???
	6:19pm RAWisROLLIE: I'm working at a fashion week event right now and I am NOT getting any free champagne.
	6:19pm Stay Frosty: You cold Frangry, you cold....
	6:19pm JakeGould: The comment board being disabled on some WFMU shows is a first world problem.
	♥ 6:19pm JM: That I have to work for a living
	6:20pm robyn: oh. i was infuriated the other day when someone stole a package from in front of my apartment building. it contained a dog life jacket.
	6:20pm SeanG: you rock Frangry!
	6:20pm Spunk-Chugger: First World Problem $500 Shoes at Occupy Wall Street
	♥ 6:20pm Just Ted: Nicaragua is unser a tidal wave watch
	6:20pm JakeGould: I hope your dog’s life gets a new jacket.
	♥ 6:21pm dale: robyn - i hope your dog gets swim lessons.
	6:21pm Slick Goldtooth: A recent first world problem I encountered was the group next to my table at a restaurant had someone say "ugh ewww my meal doesn't look pretty enough to make social media posts about". it was a korean joint and she had some sort of stew or something
	6:21pm RAWisROLLIE: Yes
	♥ 6:21pm Carmichael: Having to pay for an education is a 1st world problem.
	6:21pm robyn: @Michele his name is Donut
	♥ 6:22pm dale: having to renew my driver's license every 8 years? outrageous!
	♥ 6:22pm Just Ted: Couldn't you put two rolls in it if it was a foot apart?
	6:23pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn whats the deal with west coast people naming their pets after foods. I know people out there who have a pet called Pancake, Lingon(as in the berry), and Babka
	6:23pm JakeGould: Going to the DMV is a first world problem.
	6:23pm fattyfat: "dog life jacket" is code for a bag of rocks.
	6:23pm JakeGould: Only God is perfect!
	6:23pm Spunk-Chugger: They thought you needed wider toilet paper for your bubble butt, Franny...
	6:24pm robyn: @Slick i don't know! I guess it is a thing. I know someone with a dog named Lasagna.
	♥ 6:24pm Just Ted: @Frangry Real problem: building an entire wolf photo mosaic puzzle and find out your missing one piece.
	♥ 6:24pm Ken From Hyde Park: @dale - The good part is you don't have to submit a new photo every eight years.
	6:24pm Spunk-Chugger: The Virgin Mary should MIRACLE that fucking mosaic...
	6:25pm robyn: A kid threw open the sliding door of a mini-van when I was walking Donut once and asked me if he was a rat.
	♥ 6:25pm dale: my upstairs tv gets a channel about two seconds behind my downstairs tv - it's super annoying if my wife is watching the same program in the living room while i watch it in bed.
	6:26pm TehBadDr: The pain of having to get up at 7:30 is a first world problem! I rise at 5:30 AM!
	6:26pm robyn: Donut: scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net...
	♥ 6:26pm JM: That way you know how far away the TV is like lightning
	♥ 6:26pm dale: she's passed out drunk.
	6:27pm Stay Frosty: You cold, Michele. You cold (also)
	6:27pm SeanG: donut is the cutest!
	6:27pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn does your dog have like a beard/goatee it's dope
	6:27pm robyn: lol @dale
	♥ 6:27pm Carmichael: robyn. what breed is your dog? I had one just like it, and couldn't figure out what it was.
	6:27pm Spunk-Chugger: She's downstairs cooking lunch meats for the week...
	6:28pm robyn: @Slick no he doesn't but I see what you're saying!
	6:28pm Spunk-Chugger: Franny Feminist? Seriously???
	♥ 6:28pm dale: frangry - you're typing like crazy but not commenting here. what the hell?
	6:28pm robyn: this is a good topic
	6:28pm JakeGould: Getting obsessed about “Twin Peaks” is a first world problem.
	6:29pm Frangry: i wasnt typing
	♥ 6:29pm geoff mcq: I have to take my daughter to a birthday party at 5 tomorrow and it means that I'll miss the last fifteen minutes of the Spurs game on TV. Life stinks.
	6:29pm Spunk-Chugger: Susan B. Franny, puhlease...
	♥ 6:29pm Carmichael: Term paper?
	6:29pm robyn: @Carmichael according to an APP I downloaded, he's a Jack Russell Italian Greyhound.. chihuahua or something. I'm thinking about going real first world with it and getting a DNA test.
	♥ 6:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: Your problem: You mentioned "Broad City" directly to Franny.
	♥ 6:30pm Carmichael: Doggie Ancestry.com
	♥ 6:30pm dale: kyle is my wife - you always think she's rich. if she is she's hiding it from me.
	6:31pm Stay Frosty: Mani pedi crinkle marks on your toenails is a first world problem.
	6:31pm JakeGould: Just now: I thought I brought some mozzarella cheese to work today but I can’t find it in my bag. Worried if it’s lost in my bag and will start stinking soon.
	♥ 6:31pm dale: frangry - we're swingers, too!!
	♥ 6:31pm Jeff: I have an even MORE first-world Amazon Fire TV problem: The fancy newest Fire TV, which is supposed to be 4K, only outputs 4K at 24 or 30 frames per second! If a show is streamed at 60p, we have to watch it at regular 1080p HD resolution!
	6:32pm robyn: what is an articulate, classy woman like that doing with a man like you @dale
	6:32pm SeanG: you rock dale!
	♥ 6:32pm Jeff: "You can't massage me dry!" --Frangry
	6:32pm Spunk-Chugger: If the Suffragettes could see Franny in the future would they have said "Fuck It, let's go back to the Kitchen!!!"
	6:33pm RAWisROLLIE: Don't waste the lube on the facial next time.
	♥ 6:33pm dale: robyn - i was man candy once.
	♥ 6:33pm Jeff: They changed the scent of Aveda hand lotion! The new smell is a little bit annoying.
	♥ 6:33pm groucho: When I connect my Mac to my 60 inch TV the picture isn't as crisp as when I connect my slow old Windows computer, so when we watch things I have to wait for a slow old PC to load.
	♥ 6:34pm Just Ted: Thats how you should answer the calls, Whats YOUR problem!
	6:34pm Slick Goldtooth: Oh it's this woman, didn't she say that he knows Peter personally.
	♥ 6:34pm Just Ted: Don't pull an Melania--Stilettos on grass after a flood.
	6:34pm robyn: interesting @dale. now i see you as a white Prince.
	6:35pm Spunk-Chugger: If Franny breaks a leg in her high heels, will they just shoot her like a racehorse???
	♥ 6:36pm groucho: I have to get up early tomorrow to drop a new engine into my classic sports car. I'm probably going to miss the football (soccer, I'm English) or listen to it on the radio without seeing the pictures
	♥ 6:37pm Just Ted: Frangry's perfume matches her voice - because thats classy.
	♥ 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: I have to push buttons like six times to get Bluetooth streaming off my phone to play over my car's speakers.
	♥ 6:37pm dale: the real problem with our society is all those tipped in post cards in a magazine to subscribe to a magazine you already subscribe to.
	♥ 6:37pm groucho: I live in the countryside, my local supermarket finally started selling Avocados, but they're always slightly rotten on the inside
	6:38pm robyn: I'm lucky. They're still making "Fuck Friday" by Nicki Minaj.
	6:38pm Stay Frosty: It's tough to have a problem T-zone
	6:38pm JakeGould: Jeff’s center face awareness is a first world problem.
	6:38pm RAWisROLLIE: Now a guy who is getting free drinks just asked me to watch his while he goes to the restroom.
	♥ 6:38pm Jeff: "We won't judge you." (much)
	♥ 6:39pm dale: they use a battery charger and pennies to do lasik in nicaraqua.
	♥ 6:39pm dale: foot odor may be this callers issue.
	6:39pm Spunk-Chugger: Why don't they remove the stems from chocolate covered strawberries??? It's soooo vexing!!!
	♥ 6:39pm groucho: I have to wait for my Girlfriend to catch up on Preacher before I can watch the new one
	♥ 6:40pm common: my fucking iPad won't connect to the fucking server!!!
	6:40pm phat: I bought a black car and they're building new houses across from my place. And the dust covers my car every day and I gotta wash it a lot.
	6:40pm Ag: Bathroom attendants
	6:40pm JakeGould: Complaining about lasick surgery is a first world problem.
	♥ 6:40pm groucho: My mechanic, who works for free because he's old and disabled but it's is hobbby, takes months to fix something that'd take a garage 2 days
	6:41pm Spunk-Chugger: Did Michele just say that she's cured??? REALLY???
	6:41pm JakeGould: Not getting your specific type of beer is a first world problem.
	6:42pm robyn: ohhhhhhh god
	♥ 6:42pm dale: ag - yes. some guy giving you a towel and trying to spray you with cologne is annoying.
	6:42pm JakeGould: POKÉMON GO GUY WINS!
	6:43pm Spunk-Chugger: Pokémon GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
	6:43pm JakeGould: You past the age of 13 and playing Pokémon? Lame.
	♥ 6:43pm Just Ted: @Frangry Apparently Gucci pulled Rush from stores, but its still available online (apparently they wanted to upcharge for it though online retailers): www.amazon.com...
	♥ 6:44pm dale: HA! nice retort michele.
	♥ 6:44pm dale: 'flavors?' you don't suck on them.
	6:44pm Spunk-Chugger: We LOVE YOU, Michele!!!
	♥ 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park: I don't like those dumb NFL color rush football uniforms. They just don't look right.
	♥ 6:45pm Just Ted: Make it smell like the Record Fair.
	6:45pm jackson: yes you want your car to reek like reefer for when mr copper pulls you over. good idea guys
	♥ 6:46pm queems: i just bought a house in new jersey and my grass won't stop growing and i have to keep cutting it and it SUCKS
	6:46pm Spunk-Chugger: New Car Smell is GROSS
	♥ 6:46pm dale: it should smell like the ladies - hair care products, pizza and vodka.
	♥ 6:47pm chris: jackson... dude... you can waste a total j, then get pulled over and show the air freshener and say that's where the smell is coming from. think about it.
	♥ 6:47pm WFMU listener WADE: smelling people's berry vape
	♥ 6:47pm Just Ted: @dale good one.
	♥ 6:47pm madman: THE MIAMI DOLPHINS AND TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS GAME AT MIAMI HAS BEEN POSTPONED, YOU THINK?
	6:47pm Sammy: Went over on my cell phone data while traveling the around country and streaming wfmu for hours each day. Cost me $30 I could have spent on booze.
	♥ 6:47pm Just Ted: There is a pizza perfume already, just need to modify it slightly
	6:48pm Bjarne: I'd like to have a air freshener with the smell of coffee
	6:48pm robyn: this is like a crowdsourced episode of "Seinfeld."
	6:48pm SeanG: hey sammy -is that you from Allston?
	♥ 6:49pm Just Ted: They stop making the coffee I like after 6pm.
	♥ 6:49pm dale: 'what's the deal with airline peanuts?'
	6:49pm Ag: Gluten
	♥ 6:49pm Just Ted: Is it to get more beer?
	♥ 6:49pm madman: GOOD ONE MICHELE
	6:50pm Spunk-Chugger: Santa Fe Salad smells like Georgia O'Keefe's butt sweat...
	♥ 6:50pm Just Ted: Guten wins fo' sure
	♥ 6:50pm dale: k y and a cuke?
	♥ 6:51pm dale: maybe the dude likes salad and has a mohawk.
	♥ 6:52pm Just Ted: Ughhhh I hate the person that waits who until the last minute to get their payment out, or dig for a penny.
	♥ 6:52pm madman: PICKING UP MY DOG DOO
	6:52pm orbits: Here's what bothers me. People on their phones basically all of the time. ALL THE TIME!!! Just get off the phone. Walk without staring into it. Sit without staring into it. Just do something without your phone. Please. Put the phone down.
	6:52pm robyn: identifying batteries and getting the right quantity does suck.
	6:52pm pizza face: Franny lies yesterday, today she says she's telling the truth.
	6:53pm SeanG: i feel ya orbits!
	♥ 6:53pm Just Ted: @orbits I often get scolded for not having my phone. I'm part of the solution!
	6:54pm Spunk-Chugger: Is Franny's Instagram a First World Problem???
	6:55pm robyn: mmm Sizzler's
	♥ 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: Major first-world problem affecting all of us here: Shut Up, Weirdo only comes on one hour a week.
	6:56pm TehBadDr: Go through a lot of batteries do you Robyn?
	♥ 6:57pm Just Ted: My car phone doesn't have the letters associated with the numbers so dialing 201-209-WFMU is a nightmare.
	6:57pm Spunk-Chugger: Burning to DEATH at "Burning Man"!!!
	♥ 6:57pm groucho: My parrot swears loudly every time I have people over or open the window
	♥ 6:57pm Just Ted: @Spunk-Chugger I saw that! it made me laugh.
	6:57pm JakeGould: @groucho: Stop fucking having people over or opening the window.
	6:58pm JakeGould: “Burning Man” is a first world problem.
	6:59pm robyn: I've discussed that in the past @TehBAdDr and the answer is yes. but worth it to all involved.
	♥ 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Before Wikipedia, you'd have to pick up a volume of an encyclopedia and manually write down the words. Just cut & paste nowadays.
	6:59pm pork: we are a first world problem
	♥ 6:59pm Old Dave: Sorry, I just got here. A CLASSIC First World prob: My home province on Prince Edward Island has introduced GMO salmon to the market. First organism admitted by the USDA. They are grown twice as fast as regular farmed salmon. Taste the same, look the same, cost less to raise. You are claiming rich privledge if you don't let poor people eat them. Like me.
	♥ 7:00pm madman: GREAT SHOW LADIES, LATER
	♥ 7:00pm Just Ted: Awesome show!
	7:00pm RAWisROLLIE: G'night mates
	7:00pm Spunk-Chugger: Glu-TEN ki-TEN!!!
	♥ 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good one, Ag!
	♥ 7:02pm dale: shit - i forgot to mention the creeping charlie in my grass. THAT is a real problem.
	7:02pm Spunk-Chugger: Next Week Third World Problems With Franny's and Michele's Moms
	4:34am Jordan: Just listened to the show - well done ladies!!!!

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September 8, 2017: First World Problems

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Listener comments!
	6:03pm RAWisROLLIE: Yo yo yo
	6:03pm Frangry: HI WEIRDOS
	♥ 6:03pm Just Ted: Hello Everyone!
	♥ 6:03pm dale: hello ladies! i was away last week and missed the show.
	♥ 6:03pm Just Ted: Boy do I have problems. Let me tell you about them!!!
	♥ 6:03pm geoff mcq: Evening all.
	6:04pm SeanG: get pumped!
	♥ 6:04pm common: happy Friday
	♥ 6:04pm Just Ted: Michele is all about the competition Frangry.
	♥ 6:04pm Carmichael: Yawn .... hello.
	♥ 6:04pm dale: first world problems - "my caviar is not sufficiently chilled"
	♥ 6:05pm Carmichael: Problem: Pinterest is down.
	♥ 6:05pm chris: hello. "with a storm like this, we're going to go through all the wine in the cellar!"
	6:05pm RAWisROLLIE: The first world of Super Mario Brothers is pretty easy. I can't imagine anyone having problems with it.
	♥ 6:05pm dale: "i was saving this last condemn for a pretty girl"
	6:06pm Stay Frosty: Flies suck. High heels do not.
	♥ 6:06pm Just Ted: Frangry's cups runneth over with problems.
	6:06pm JakeGould: Franny like “Grannie” or Frannie like “Nooks and Crannies.”
	♥ 6:06pm Jeff: Franny World Problems
	6:06pm robyn: they replaced the pistol emoji with a water gun emoji on my iphone
	♥ 6:06pm dale: i spelled condom as condemn - HA!
	6:06pm TehBadDr: Bra issues, gnats, feeding oneself, should I let the boyfriend over? Oh the trauma and decisions!
	♥ 6:07pm Just Ted: Whats the word for enlarged breasts that I can never remember... remind me.
	♥ 6:07pm Carmichael: The chick I met on Match.com wasn't a chick.
	♥ 6:08pm dale: just ted - big tits.
	6:08pm JakeGould: The Wi-Fi here sucks.
	♥ 6:08pm geoff mcq: My Swag for Life radio icon has disappeared.
	6:08pm JakeGould: The water was only filtered once.
	♥ 6:08pm Just Ted: @dale no not that one
	6:09pm JakeGould: My K-Cup machine at work sucks.
	♥ 6:09pm madman: HIGH FRANNY,MICHELE,AND COMMENTERS !!!! IRMA IS A BAD GIRL !!!
	6:09pm LandC: We're stuck in traffic listening to your show. Can I get a shoutout to Cory? Lol we have plenty of time to listen for it
	♥ 6:09pm Just Ted: Frangry has the Jack Nickleson grilled cheese problem.
	6:09pm JakeGould: Toss your own salad!
	♥ 6:09pm dale: 13 bucks for a salad? holy crap!!
	6:09pm holly from New Zealand: Ugh, I got a huge payrise and I thought it'd help me get outta debt but now I'm just drinking more wine
	♥ 6:09pm Just Ted: Yeah Frangry, the proles brown bag it.
	6:10pm Spunk-Chugger: Salad SABOTAGE
	6:10pm JakeGould: Michele tosses her own salad.
	6:10pm TehBadDr: The fmu stream has been woggity all this afternoon. I was wondering if it was my wifi or something else. I suspect the latter.
	♥ 6:10pm dale: frangry - open the board. my old lady was trying to call.
	6:10pm RAWisROLLIE: What about re-meated heat?
	♥ 6:10pm Just Ted: @Frangry I have diuretics.
	6:11pm Spunk-Chugger: New Topic What's the worst thing you ever had in your mouth?
	6:11pm JakeGould: I started bringing lunch to work when I realized that between snacks and lunch I was spending about $9 to $14 hour school day in Union Square.
	♥ 6:11pm Just Ted: They're expired, but I'm sure they'll be fine.
	6:12pm TehBadDr: New topic butt problems!
	6:13pm JakeGould: Look up the prices at Pret-A-Manger. Like $8 for the salad and maybe $2 for the drink. And that is being cheap!
	6:13pm Spunk-Chugger: Franny has a butt problem: Too much butt!
	6:13pm Stay Frosty: Do they still prescribe Valium? Hmmmmmmmmm
	6:15pm JakeGould: I like nice butts and I cannot lie.
	6:15pm JakeGould: I’m sorry but a butt just being big is not enough for me.
	6:15pm TehBadDr: Frosty, I think the V has been discontinued, there's many derivative diazapenes in place.
	♥ 6:15pm Just Ted: Valium is a hell of a drug.
	6:16pm Spunk-Chugger: Franny is a first world problem, third world solution kinda gal...
	6:16pm Stay Frosty: Valium......yep
	6:17pm TehBadDr: You'd be surprised how many states have a "pan-handle"!
	6:17pm JakeGould: Cassette only releases are a first world problem.
	6:17pm Spunk-Chugger: Why does God hate Miami???
	♥ 6:17pm Ken From Hyde Park: I was just at Staples buying a chair. Had to endure the cashier's plea to buy the extended warranty. On top of that, the phone pay machine didn't work. I had to dig out my credit card and dip it like a shlub. It was horrible!
	6:18pm JakeGould: New iPhones are 1st world problems.
	6:18pm JakeGould: Quinoa is a first world problem.
	♥ 6:18pm Just Ted: Instead of a shirt the winner should get a valium to unstress from their problem.
	♥ 6:19pm Carmichael: Google Maps is a first world problem.
	6:19pm Spunk-Chugger: Did Rooster suffer a Stroke???
	6:19pm RAWisROLLIE: I'm working at a fashion week event right now and I am NOT getting any free champagne.
	6:19pm Stay Frosty: You cold Frangry, you cold....
	6:19pm JakeGould: The comment board being disabled on some WFMU shows is a first world problem.
	♥ 6:19pm JM: That I have to work for a living
	6:20pm robyn: oh. i was infuriated the other day when someone stole a package from in front of my apartment building. it contained a dog life jacket.
	6:20pm SeanG: you rock Frangry!
	6:20pm Spunk-Chugger: First World Problem $500 Shoes at Occupy Wall Street
	♥ 6:20pm Just Ted: Nicaragua is unser a tidal wave watch
	6:20pm JakeGould: I hope your dog’s life gets a new jacket.
	♥ 6:21pm dale: robyn - i hope your dog gets swim lessons.
	6:21pm Slick Goldtooth: A recent first world problem I encountered was the group next to my table at a restaurant had someone say "ugh ewww my meal doesn't look pretty enough to make social media posts about". it was a korean joint and she had some sort of stew or something
	6:21pm RAWisROLLIE: Yes
	♥ 6:21pm Carmichael: Having to pay for an education is a 1st world problem.
	6:21pm robyn: @Michele his name is Donut
	♥ 6:22pm dale: having to renew my driver's license every 8 years? outrageous!
	♥ 6:22pm Just Ted: Couldn't you put two rolls in it if it was a foot apart?
	6:23pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn whats the deal with west coast people naming their pets after foods. I know people out there who have a pet called Pancake, Lingon(as in the berry), and Babka
	6:23pm JakeGould: Going to the DMV is a first world problem.
	6:23pm fattyfat: "dog life jacket" is code for a bag of rocks.
	6:23pm JakeGould: Only God is perfect!
	6:23pm Spunk-Chugger: They thought you needed wider toilet paper for your bubble butt, Franny...
	6:24pm robyn: @Slick i don't know! I guess it is a thing. I know someone with a dog named Lasagna.
	♥ 6:24pm Just Ted: @Frangry Real problem: building an entire wolf photo mosaic puzzle and find out your missing one piece.
	♥ 6:24pm Ken From Hyde Park: @dale - The good part is you don't have to submit a new photo every eight years.
	6:24pm Spunk-Chugger: The Virgin Mary should MIRACLE that fucking mosaic...
	6:25pm robyn: A kid threw open the sliding door of a mini-van when I was walking Donut once and asked me if he was a rat.
	♥ 6:25pm dale: my upstairs tv gets a channel about two seconds behind my downstairs tv - it's super annoying if my wife is watching the same program in the living room while i watch it in bed.
	6:26pm TehBadDr: The pain of having to get up at 7:30 is a first world problem! I rise at 5:30 AM!
	6:26pm robyn: Donut: scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net...
	♥ 6:26pm JM: That way you know how far away the TV is like lightning
	♥ 6:26pm dale: she's passed out drunk.
	6:27pm Stay Frosty: You cold, Michele. You cold (also)
	6:27pm SeanG: donut is the cutest!
	6:27pm Slick Goldtooth: @robyn does your dog have like a beard/goatee it's dope
	6:27pm robyn: lol @dale
	♥ 6:27pm Carmichael: robyn. what breed is your dog? I had one just like it, and couldn't figure out what it was.
	6:27pm Spunk-Chugger: She's downstairs cooking lunch meats for the week...
	6:28pm robyn: @Slick no he doesn't but I see what you're saying!
	6:28pm Spunk-Chugger: Franny Feminist? Seriously???
	♥ 6:28pm dale: frangry - you're typing like crazy but not commenting here. what the hell?
	6:28pm robyn: this is a good topic
	6:28pm JakeGould: Getting obsessed about “Twin Peaks” is a first world problem.
	6:29pm Frangry: i wasnt typing
	♥ 6:29pm geoff mcq: I have to take my daughter to a birthday party at 5 tomorrow and it means that I'll miss the last fifteen minutes of the Spurs game on TV. Life stinks.
	6:29pm Spunk-Chugger: Susan B. Franny, puhlease...
	♥ 6:29pm Carmichael: Term paper?
	6:29pm robyn: @Carmichael according to an APP I downloaded, he's a Jack Russell Italian Greyhound.. chihuahua or something. I'm thinking about going real first world with it and getting a DNA test.
	♥ 6:29pm Ken From Hyde Park: Your problem: You mentioned "Broad City" directly to Franny.
	♥ 6:30pm Carmichael: Doggie Ancestry.com
	♥ 6:30pm dale: kyle is my wife - you always think she's rich. if she is she's hiding it from me.
	6:31pm Stay Frosty: Mani pedi crinkle marks on your toenails is a first world problem.
	6:31pm JakeGould: Just now: I thought I brought some mozzarella cheese to work today but I can’t find it in my bag. Worried if it’s lost in my bag and will start stinking soon.
	♥ 6:31pm dale: frangry - we're swingers, too!!
	♥ 6:31pm Jeff: I have an even MORE first-world Amazon Fire TV problem: The fancy newest Fire TV, which is supposed to be 4K, only outputs 4K at 24 or 30 frames per second! If a show is streamed at 60p, we have to watch it at regular 1080p HD resolution!
	6:32pm robyn: what is an articulate, classy woman like that doing with a man like you @dale
	6:32pm SeanG: you rock dale!
	♥ 6:32pm Jeff: "You can't massage me dry!" --Frangry
	6:32pm Spunk-Chugger: If the Suffragettes could see Franny in the future would they have said "Fuck It, let's go back to the Kitchen!!!"
	6:33pm RAWisROLLIE: Don't waste the lube on the facial next time.
	♥ 6:33pm dale: robyn - i was man candy once.
	♥ 6:33pm Jeff: They changed the scent of Aveda hand lotion! The new smell is a little bit annoying.
	♥ 6:33pm groucho: When I connect my Mac to my 60 inch TV the picture isn't as crisp as when I connect my slow old Windows computer, so when we watch things I have to wait for a slow old PC to load.
	♥ 6:34pm Just Ted: Thats how you should answer the calls, Whats YOUR problem!
	6:34pm Slick Goldtooth: Oh it's this woman, didn't she say that he knows Peter personally.
	♥ 6:34pm Just Ted: Don't pull an Melania--Stilettos on grass after a flood.
	6:34pm robyn: interesting @dale. now i see you as a white Prince.
	6:35pm Spunk-Chugger: If Franny breaks a leg in her high heels, will they just shoot her like a racehorse???
	♥ 6:36pm groucho: I have to get up early tomorrow to drop a new engine into my classic sports car. I'm probably going to miss the football (soccer, I'm English) or listen to it on the radio without seeing the pictures
	♥ 6:37pm Just Ted: Frangry's perfume matches her voice - because thats classy.
	♥ 6:37pm Ken From Hyde Park: I have to push buttons like six times to get Bluetooth streaming off my phone to play over my car's speakers.
	♥ 6:37pm dale: the real problem with our society is all those tipped in post cards in a magazine to subscribe to a magazine you already subscribe to.
	♥ 6:37pm groucho: I live in the countryside, my local supermarket finally started selling Avocados, but they're always slightly rotten on the inside
	6:38pm robyn: I'm lucky. They're still making "Fuck Friday" by Nicki Minaj.
	6:38pm Stay Frosty: It's tough to have a problem T-zone
	6:38pm JakeGould: Jeff’s center face awareness is a first world problem.
	6:38pm RAWisROLLIE: Now a guy who is getting free drinks just asked me to watch his while he goes to the restroom.
	♥ 6:38pm Jeff: "We won't judge you." (much)
	♥ 6:39pm dale: they use a battery charger and pennies to do lasik in nicaraqua.
	♥ 6:39pm dale: foot odor may be this callers issue.
	6:39pm Spunk-Chugger: Why don't they remove the stems from chocolate covered strawberries??? It's soooo vexing!!!
	♥ 6:39pm groucho: I have to wait for my Girlfriend to catch up on Preacher before I can watch the new one
	♥ 6:40pm common: my fucking iPad won't connect to the fucking server!!!
	6:40pm phat: I bought a black car and they're building new houses across from my place. And the dust covers my car every day and I gotta wash it a lot.
	6:40pm Ag: Bathroom attendants
	6:40pm JakeGould: Complaining about lasick surgery is a first world problem.
	♥ 6:40pm groucho: My mechanic, who works for free because he's old and disabled but it's is hobbby, takes months to fix something that'd take a garage 2 days
	6:41pm Spunk-Chugger: Did Michele just say that she's cured??? REALLY???
	6:41pm JakeGould: Not getting your specific type of beer is a first world problem.
	6:42pm robyn: ohhhhhhh god
	♥ 6:42pm dale: ag - yes. some guy giving you a towel and trying to spray you with cologne is annoying.
	6:42pm JakeGould: POKÉMON GO GUY WINS!
	6:43pm Spunk-Chugger: Pokémon GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
	6:43pm JakeGould: You past the age of 13 and playing Pokémon? Lame.
	♥ 6:43pm Just Ted: @Frangry Apparently Gucci pulled Rush from stores, but its still available online (apparently they wanted to upcharge for it though online retailers): www.amazon.com...
	♥ 6:44pm dale: HA! nice retort michele.
	♥ 6:44pm dale: 'flavors?' you don't suck on them.
	6:44pm Spunk-Chugger: We LOVE YOU, Michele!!!
	♥ 6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park: I don't like those dumb NFL color rush football uniforms. They just don't look right.
	♥ 6:45pm Just Ted: Make it smell like the Record Fair.
	6:45pm jackson: yes you want your car to reek like reefer for when mr copper pulls you over. good idea guys
	♥ 6:46pm queems: i just bought a house in new jersey and my grass won't stop growing and i have to keep cutting it and it SUCKS
	6:46pm Spunk-Chugger: New Car Smell is GROSS
	♥ 6:46pm dale: it should smell like the ladies - hair care products, pizza and vodka.
	♥ 6:47pm chris: jackson... dude... you can waste a total j, then get pulled over and show the air freshener and say that's where the smell is coming from. think about it.
	♥ 6:47pm WFMU listener WADE: smelling people's berry vape
	♥ 6:47pm Just Ted: @dale good one.
	♥ 6:47pm madman: THE MIAMI DOLPHINS AND TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS GAME AT MIAMI HAS BEEN POSTPONED, YOU THINK?
	6:47pm Sammy: Went over on my cell phone data while traveling the around country and streaming wfmu for hours each day. Cost me $30 I could have spent on booze.
	♥ 6:47pm Just Ted: There is a pizza perfume already, just need to modify it slightly
	6:48pm Bjarne: I'd like to have a air freshener with the smell of coffee
	6:48pm robyn: this is like a crowdsourced episode of "Seinfeld."
	6:48pm SeanG: hey sammy -is that you from Allston?
	♥ 6:49pm Just Ted: They stop making the coffee I like after 6pm.
	♥ 6:49pm dale: 'what's the deal with airline peanuts?'
	6:49pm Ag: Gluten
	♥ 6:49pm Just Ted: Is it to get more beer?
	♥ 6:49pm madman: GOOD ONE MICHELE
	6:50pm Spunk-Chugger: Santa Fe Salad smells like Georgia O'Keefe's butt sweat...
	♥ 6:50pm Just Ted: Guten wins fo' sure
	♥ 6:50pm dale: k y and a cuke?
	♥ 6:51pm dale: maybe the dude likes salad and has a mohawk.
	♥ 6:52pm Just Ted: Ughhhh I hate the person that waits who until the last minute to get their payment out, or dig for a penny.
	♥ 6:52pm madman: PICKING UP MY DOG DOO
	6:52pm orbits: Here's what bothers me. People on their phones basically all of the time. ALL THE TIME!!! Just get off the phone. Walk without staring into it. Sit without staring into it. Just do something without your phone. Please. Put the phone down.
	6:52pm robyn: identifying batteries and getting the right quantity does suck.
	6:52pm pizza face: Franny lies yesterday, today she says she's telling the truth.
	6:53pm SeanG: i feel ya orbits!
	♥ 6:53pm Just Ted: @orbits I often get scolded for not having my phone. I'm part of the solution!
	6:54pm Spunk-Chugger: Is Franny's Instagram a First World Problem???
	6:55pm robyn: mmm Sizzler's
	♥ 6:56pm Ken From Hyde Park: Major first-world problem affecting all of us here: Shut Up, Weirdo only comes on one hour a week.
	6:56pm TehBadDr: Go through a lot of batteries do you Robyn?
	♥ 6:57pm Just Ted: My car phone doesn't have the letters associated with the numbers so dialing 201-209-WFMU is a nightmare.
	6:57pm Spunk-Chugger: Burning to DEATH at "Burning Man"!!!
	♥ 6:57pm groucho: My parrot swears loudly every time I have people over or open the window
	♥ 6:57pm Just Ted: @Spunk-Chugger I saw that! it made me laugh.
	6:57pm JakeGould: @groucho: Stop fucking having people over or opening the window.
	6:58pm JakeGould: “Burning Man” is a first world problem.
	6:59pm robyn: I've discussed that in the past @TehBAdDr and the answer is yes. but worth it to all involved.
	♥ 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Before Wikipedia, you'd have to pick up a volume of an encyclopedia and manually write down the words. Just cut & paste nowadays.
	6:59pm pork: we are a first world problem
	♥ 6:59pm Old Dave: Sorry, I just got here. A CLASSIC First World prob: My home province on Prince Edward Island has introduced GMO salmon to the market. First organism admitted by the USDA. They are grown twice as fast as regular farmed salmon. Taste the same, look the same, cost less to raise. You are claiming rich privledge if you don't let poor people eat them. Like me.
	♥ 7:00pm madman: GREAT SHOW LADIES, LATER
	♥ 7:00pm Just Ted: Awesome show!
	7:00pm RAWisROLLIE: G'night mates
	7:00pm Spunk-Chugger: Glu-TEN ki-TEN!!!
	♥ 7:01pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good one, Ag!
	♥ 7:02pm dale: shit - i forgot to mention the creeping charlie in my grass. THAT is a real problem.
	7:02pm Spunk-Chugger: Next Week Third World Problems With Franny's and Michele's Moms
	4:34am Jordan: Just listened to the show - well done ladies!!!!

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from September 8, 2017

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