Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 8, 2017 Favoriting

-жеи's avatar View -жеи's profile Favoriting

The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

Wednesday 6 - 7pm (EDT) | On WFMU | 91.1, 90.1, 91.9 FM & wfmu.org
WFMU LIVE Audio Streams (Get help):   Pop-up  |  128k AAC  |  128k MP3  |  32k MP3

iTunes Feed Also available as an MP3 podcast. More info at our Podcast Central page.

<-- Previous playlist | Back to Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken playlists | Next playlist -->


Favoriting November 8, 2017: Bad Show Insurance

Andy has given up his Twitter account in light of the new sensitivity that's been going around. The Warren Beatty news has hit him especially hard. He will also attempt to curb his jokes about pretty hats, etc, going forward. Ken however refuses to expunge past recorded evidence.

Ken and Andy are offering show insurance. Anyone who pays $1.50 can get a payout of $3.00 if they can prove they listened to a bad show in its entirety. This only applies to future shows and is valid through the end of 2018.

A 3rd party auditor is needed - Sam from Jersey City is selected and accepts. Objective Criteria is needed to determine a bad show:

-No phone calls for 25 minutes
-Andy loses the will to live by 15 minutes in
-Andy takes a business phone call
-Boring topic
-Fatal flaw


Bad show status will not be publicized. Claimants will be required to sign a NDA to prevent them from telling others about their successful claim.

Also on the show, Nachum Segal calls in to reveal that Andy has a Rabbi, and offers to get Andy into heaven!

Listen to this show: Pop-up listen Pop-up player!

Artist Approx. start time
Ken & Andy  0:00:00 (Pop-up)


<-- Previous playlist | Back to Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken playlists | Next playlist -->

RSS feeds for Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: RSSPlaylists feed | RSSMP3 archives feed

| E-mail Andy,E-mail Ken | Other WFMU Playlists | All artists played by Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken |

Listen on the Internet | Contact Us | Music & Programs | WFMU Home Page | Support Us | FAQ

Live Audio Streams for WFMU: Pop-up | 128k AAC | 128k MP3 | 32k MP3    (More streams: [+])


Listener comments!

Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
dale:

hello ne'er do wells.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

First 7SD of the Moondog era!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
PMD:

mmmm.... gum chewing.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Sebastian:

Good evening
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
dale:

what? rape jokes don't fly today?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Sebastian:

Deleted? I don't think so, 2 tweets!: twitter.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
ultradamno:

The dawning of the age of the seven second pajama boy
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dale:

'you're so vain' guy used women?!
  6:09pm
whitey:

screw andy blechman
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
howard in nyc:

this reminds me of a joke right up Andy's alley.

What is the only kind of wood that doesn't float?

Natalie
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Sebastian:

he has two actually: twitter.com...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
dale:

do repeats count as sucking?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
PMD:

I didn't know there was a standard
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Sebastian:

this does sound like very easy money, where's the catch?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
melinda:

@howard I remember my cousin trying to tell that joke, and my uncle pointing out that mahogany doesn't float.
Avatar 6:19pm
Fredericks:

I love when Ken uses "promise" properly!
  6:22pm
debt collector:

The only show truly worthy of a refund is shut up weirdo. Sorry had to say it.
Otherwise, love from Burlington VT.

24/7 otherwise.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
howard in nyc:

melinda, I've been repeating that bad joke for over 30 years, and never heard that. Good to know, thanks!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
PMD:

Given these criteria there is no such thing ever as a good 7SD show
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
PMD:

Written with love.
  6:25pm
medson:

Does lots of wheezing and gargle breathing count as a bad show?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Sebastian:

hm, I really like the trainwrecks, I think it would be hard to make a legitimate claim....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
ultradamno:

There could be a loophole if you have another show where listeners choose to play sound bytes from previous shows.
Avatar 6:26pm
Fredericks:

This is starting to sound like a perfect show to introduce people to Seven Second Delay. No rape or crude child abuse jokes!
Signed.

A Johnny Winter fan
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
zopa:

For me, the inappropriate stuff is what makes a good show.
  6:26pm
yippie:

sometimes in a witch hunt, the witches are the ones doing the hunting
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
melinda:

@howard I never checked to see if he was right, but it was a funny example of a dad foiling the joke.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Sebastian:

so wait, we pay 1.50 once and get 3$ for every bad show from now on?
  6:28pm
debt collector:

The recent show when you had a set up on the sidewalk and waited for passersby reaction was pretty bad. Examine the qualities of that show for bad show criteria.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Sebastian:

it might help to repeat the paypal address
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

How about a show where Ken can't make it and Andy has a different co-host like Kelly Jones? Would those shows count?
Avatar 6:29pm
Fredericks:

I like escalator jokes.
Avatar 6:31pm
Fredericks:

zopa: I said an" introductory" show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
zopa:

Is there a form to make a claim?
Avatar 6:32pm
Fredericks:

Who makes the pay out? Andy? I am in.
  6:32pm
yippie:

do claim disputes go to WFMU court, american courts, or the heavenly court?
  6:34pm
debt collector:

If Andy wheezes to death I’d want my money back, I guess
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
chris:

is it uncleandystoys at gmail or uncleandytoys
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Should Andy meet an unfortunate and unexpected demise, what becomes of the monies paid in? Would policyholders get refunds?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Sebastian:

gmail
  6:35pm
yippie:

just because a show is bad for one person, it could be good for another person. you have to show specifically why the show is bad for you.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Folsom:

So I'm just going to not collect, tell everyone!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Sebastian:

Nachum!
Avatar 6:36pm
Fredericks:

This why Ken wanted swag for life pledges! To pay off Andy's claims!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
chris:

uncleanandystoys or uncleandytoys?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
chris:

thanks!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
-Ken:

uncleandytoys@gmail.com
Avatar 6:38pm
Fredericks:

yippie: I suspect disputes will go before an arbitration board composed of Ken, Andy and the little Korean boy.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Throw away your hammer on a truck that's filled with wine.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Sebastian:

yay, I got my certificate!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Sebastian:

you'll hear from my lawyer, repeatedly
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
zopa:

If you make a claim that is denied, do your premiums go up?
Avatar 6:41pm
Fredericks:

Most certainly!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Sebastian:

there is some very fine print on it that is completely illegible
  6:41pm
M. in B.:

The only dance Andy knows is the Lotion Hora.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

If the policyholder were to meet an unfortunate and unexpected demise, does the policy become null and void or can it be passed along to a designated survivor?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

go with the aborted foetus and put 'STARRING Andy Breckman of Netflix' Good Cop'
  6:45pm
M. in B.:

Judaism's survived precisely because it asks so much—think of how much loyalty the Marines, Special Forces, S.A.S. get.
  6:45pm
giraffe-o:

What's a 'dystoy' and WHY are they unclean ?
  6:45pm
M. in B.:

Bongs are for closers.
  6:46pm
Rob (Jerzcity):

What if those insured pledge to donate their $3 back to the station?!
Then there’s incentive for Ken to make the show fail!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
chris:

i love being insured!
Avatar 6:47pm
Kurt Gottschalk:

if claims have to be filed within a week of the show in order to be honored, then there wouldn't be a chance for people to talk about the results on the playlist and you'd be free to talk about it on the next show if you want.
  6:47pm
Rob (Jerzcity):

Andy goes for the win and Ken tries to throw it
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Sebastian:

yes, I feel safe now
Avatar 🚂 6:47pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

How many policies may the station buy?
Avatar 6:48pm
Fredericks:

Hey, wait a minute, this happened in Florida after Andrew. All the insurance companies failed and the State took over.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I guess there's no individual mandates involved?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
PMD:

I care!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Aaron Working In Newark:

I don't care...my pet wasn't chosen!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
ultradamno:

@giraffe I don't know but it's evidently taboo.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
dale:

don mcclean needs balloon insurance.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
melinda:

I care about Moondog.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
chris:

i care. long may Moondog reign!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
PMD:

What's the timeframe again for making a claim?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
ultradamno:

www.facebook.com...
Avatar 6:53pm
Fredericks:

I watched the "Big Short" this weekend. Synchronicity!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Asheville Jon:

does moondog get roasted on a spit next year when he is no longer the mascot?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
chris:

i'm so pissed! i was hoping to watch that movie. :(
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

The station should seed the parking lot to grass and rent out the space as a little goat pasture.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
zopa:

Can I purchase some Kevin Spacey insurance?
Avatar 🚂 6:55pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

I think people are especially keen to get these guys because we didn't get Trump. So just make Trump pay, Andy, and maybe you'll be safer.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
melinda:

Moondog has the same rights as cat, dog and chinchilla mascots. No roast!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
melinda:

@murakami I think you are right.
Avatar 🚂 6:56pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Ken, 'blackmail' is such an unpleasant word…but sometimes it's the right one.
Avatar 6:57pm
Fredericks:

REDDIT is safe, Andy.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Will there be a 7SD episode on 11/22, Thanksgiving Eve?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Sebastian:

wait, do reruns count?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Sebastian:

I'm looking forward to getting rich (3$), thanks guys!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:02pm
Asheville Jon:

i need subsidy. :(
Avatar 9:19pm
khd:

i'm buying 5 tickets of bad show insurance for 7sd. easy money. go to hell.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 3:46pm
Lizardner Dave:

Just read about what happened to the TARFU report. If I thought Andy paid any attention to any other show on the station I would say that his "kinder gentler" riff was brilliant.
Bottom
Comment!
Name
Email
(C) 2024 WFMU. Generated by KenzoDB, written by Ken Garson