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Playlist for 24 January 2018 Options | Acorns

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Fresh Oranges  Jazz Spastiks   Options Put The Needle on the Record Best of 2017 Hip Hop 
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Kid Koala  Fender Bender   Options Carpal Tunnel Syndrome       
People Like Us  Parade   Options Citation City OST 
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Killdozer  I Am I Said   Options Live on Brian Turner's Show on WFMU 
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Bunnydrums  TV Eye   Options Holy Moly      0:19:29 ()
Trad. Attack  Talgo   Options Kullakarva / Shimmer Gold 
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Music behind DJ:
Jonathan Kane 
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.Hedningarna  Joupuole Joutunut   Options Kaksi! 
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Follakzoid  Rio   Options Ii 
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K-X-P  Cymbalim   Options  
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Shitkid  Oh Me I'm Never   Options This is Shitkid 
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Brigid Mae Power  Dont Shut Me Up Politely   Options The Two Worlds 
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Die Fabulosen TheKenSchlampen  Ich Lauf Auf Sonnenschein   Options Titten Theken Temperament 
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Helge Schneider  A Whiter Shade of Pale   Options Eiersalat In Rock 
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Mueran Humanos  Un Lugar Ideal   Options Miseress      1:25:14 ()
KP9000  Malamalanga   Options  
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Mexican Institute of Sound   Katia, Tania, Paulina Y La Kim   Options  
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Cinema  Sem Teto   Options Outro Tempo: Electronic and Contemporary Music from Brazil 1978–1992 
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Lindstrom  But Isn't It (ft. Frida Sundemo)   Options It's Alright Betweeen Us As It Is 
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Music behind DJ:
Queen of Japan 
I Was Made For Loving You   Options  
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Kramer  Needles and Pins   Options The Brill Building, Book Two, Featuring Bill Frisell    *   1:58:22 ()
Marilyn Maxwell  Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered   Options  
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The Bird and the Bee  Tonight You Belong To Me   Options  
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Doris Day Hijacked          2:12:51 ()
Leo Sayer  You Make Me Feel Like Dancing   Options  
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My Bloody Valentine  Soft as Snow (But Warm Inside)   Options  
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Richard & Linda Thompson  When I Get To The Border   Options  
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Cromagnon  Caledonia   Options  
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Bread  Everything I Own   Options       2:34:49 ()
Neil Young  Last Trip to Tulsa   Options  
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Tony Scheuren / National Lampoon  Old Maid   Options  
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Chipmunks  Institutionalized   Options  
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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:16am cory:

geez, did i beat ken in?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:17am -Ken:

You did! Morning Cory!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:17am cory:

hiya Ken!
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 6:38am Wild Neil:

PEACE all. Hi Ken and Cory. In work early. Key almost didn't work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 6:41am cory:

morning Neil
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 7:25am Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, folks. Get your Hazmat suits ready!
  Wed. 1/24/18 7:53am ſºſº (:

Good morning, Kens, cory, Wild Neil!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 8:13am -Ken:

Just got to the station.. any requests?
  Wed. 1/24/18 8:23am Mark Williams:

how about some Bunnydrums, Ken? They do a mean cover of TV Eye if you wanted to give that a spin.
     Wed. 1/24/18 8:24am Listener Robert:

Yeah, I request that you turn around, go back, and get the doughnuts you forgot to bring.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 8:29am cory:

how about khlam?
     Wed. 1/24/18 8:29am Listener Robert:

Today's GIF poem: Don't come apart at the seams. Put on a new face, all lit up. Don't harp on the news that leaves you goggle-eyed. Take things in your own hand, dance like the whole galaxy's musical, turn your nack on the Big Apple, and, uh, get your vision tested.
  Wed. 1/24/18 8:32am ſºſº (:

Requests:
- Anything by Peter Wyngarde

Non-requests:
- Anything by Colleen Lovett
- Anythng by Anthony Newley

Wish requests:
- Killdozer - Tuckles the Goose (That Chases People)
- Suicidal Tendencies - I finally drank the Pepsi
     Wed. 1/24/18 8:33am Listener Robert:

Good, I got one comment saved I can used to countermand cory's Khlam request. But what if someone requests something else awful? I got no powers left!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 8:35am cory:

sun ra and merzbow?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 8:40am Ken From Hyde Park:

How about some Neil Diamond mashups?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 8:45am -Ken:

Great requests and non-requests everybody! Anybody know any good neil diamond mashups?
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 8:46am Jack:

Haven't heard Wild Man Fischer in a long time.
  Wed. 1/24/18 8:46am ſºſº (:

Does a Neil Young + King Diamond mashup counts?
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 8:51am Mark S:

Haven't heard any of these Neil Diamond mashups but this is what I found:



Taylor Swift and Neil:
www.youtube.com...

Michael Buble and Neil

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 8:52am -Ken:

Yes f0f0 it does. Please direct me to it
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 8:53am Mark S:

forget the buble it's just someone playing piano
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 8:54am Mark S:

The Taylor Swift one is terrible
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 8:54am Wild Neil:

How about "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" by Urge Overkill? I know its not a mashup, but a cover. Still.
  Wed. 1/24/18 8:56am Mark Williams:

Killdozer's Neil Diamond cover, yes?
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:02am melinda:

Howdy Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:03am geoff mcq:

Morning Ken, morning all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:03am Sem:

SM Ken, Felder-haters, Neil Diamond celebrators, folk from all over, good morning.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:04am geo in jc:

Kid Koala! Thanks Ken
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:04am abestos:

hazmat guys takin me away 2day
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:05am Planet Tyler:

Guten morgen all. Long live Neil Diamond. Long live Joe Frank.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:06am morphe:

First time in long time in real time!!!!
How does one transition from clay to ken???
without closing and opening??? And, how do people write in before the playlist is active? I do not plan to, just curious???? Beware, as the Irish mother said "be careful... curiosity killed the cat..."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 9:06am dale:

here's one but it sort of sucks.

soundcloud.com...
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:06am combokid:

RIP to the great Joe frank, who I can practically hear narrating his own death.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:06am MD:

First 100Daze! Long live Gov. Slenderman!!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:07am thanks ken:

i guess the ban plan is lifted
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:07am dan in wisconsin:

Good Vibrations covered by Psychic TV?
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:08am show show:

RIP Joe Franks ..the man with the brilliant mind
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:08am Sem:

Nice, nice, nice.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:09am Ramon vs Ramon:

Is it controversial to request The Cramps - Bikini Girls with Machine Guns?
Also KP9000 - Malagueña would b nice electronica. Spanish Paco De Lucia - anything.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:09am dan in wisconsin:

Or "Only Love Can Break Your Heart" also covered by PTV...
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:12am Ramon vs Ramon:

KP9000 - Malamalanga (my bad).

https://m.soundcloud.com/kp9000/malamalanga
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:14am ſºſº (:

Ken,

Unfortunately that Neil Young and King Diamond is on my wish requests. BUT I found this:

Karaoke of Some guy signing a Neil Diamond's tune in the King Diamond style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WJzoKVaoNE



Sweet Caroline - by Tragedy: All Metal Tribute to the Bee Gees & Beyond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJHG8yJAuEg

Mochipet - Neil Diamond vs. King Diamond vs. The Lion King
https://mochipet.bandcamp.com/track/neil-diamond-vs-king-diamond-vs-the-lion-king
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:14am lixiviated life:

The paradox of station manager Ken. Ken has a great program and plays music I like but he is a manager, which I despise!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:14am dan in wisconsin:

The Cramps are great. "Caveman is a personal favorite, along with "Primitive".
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:14am r.d. fox:

Why do birds fall down from the sky every time you walk by? (LOL Vicki)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:15am steveo:

i really like this trombone version of carry on my wayward son www.youtube.com... it's a little long, though
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 9:15am Wild Neil:

The butt trumpet is pretty choice.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:16am chris in london:

I was just going to request people like us. Nice one Ken!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:17am #memo to morphe:

This is all accomplished by the use of Russian AI bots controlled by Adam Schiff and a vast right wing conspiracy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:17am steveo:

that's the one where they use a distortion pedal
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:18am LP Steve:

This is one Killdozer cover that is not appreciably different from the original.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:18am mb:

Hello Ken. Very intense hazmat report this morning. Thanks.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:19am ?:

Controversial requests is Ken's speciality, Ramon vs Ramon.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:19am explanation:

r.e. fox ...the birds die b-cuz of methane from Uranus
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 9:19am Mark S:

not even the chair
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:20am MD:

NEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:20am Roberto:

Now that he's retiring from touring maybe Neil can devote more time to writing for Killdozer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:20am steveo:

so true, Mark S.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:20am MD:

CHEESEBURGER!!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:21am ſºſº (:

Bring the controversial requests on! That's why WFMU bought the goat alarm for.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:21am The hazmatics:

we ripped off our name from the plasmatics
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:21am dan in wisconsin:

"RU 486" by the Pain Teens
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:22am Planet Tyler:

Uh oh someone's getting handsy at fmu. Is garrison keillor stopping by?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:24am AnAnonymousParty:

A butt trombone would be funnier though, IMO.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:25am dan in wisconsin:

"Copy" by the Plastics
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:25am Nick S.:

K-X-P - Cymbalim! That's my request, Ken. Good morning!
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:27am Ramon vs Ramon:

I was looking for a Neil Diamond track in Spanish and found this crazy live song. I didn’t like it but it’s kind of a novelty. https://youtu.be/ucTbHmlt2h8
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:28am maestroso:

Trad. Attack! Great sound, love this.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:29am Nick S.:

RIP Joe Frank. One of, if not, the greatest radio writer/performer of all time. I have WFMU to thank for introducing me to his work. His obits have almost all been hilarious. I'd like to know why he got fired from KCRW. Anyone know?
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:30am ſºſº (:

Nick S,

Irwin will devote 3 hours of Joe Frank in his show today. Come and join them/us!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:31am Nick S.:

I always listen to Irwin's show for almost decades now. Can't wait.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:31am karlward:

@dan in wisconsin: you're from Houston?

How about some 30footFALL? Maybe "Attack of the Flaming Egos." youtu.be...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:32am MD:

Euro Vision!!! MY LOVELY HORSE!! FATHER TED AND DUGGEL!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:32am steveo:

no why would you hate poor old neil
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:32am dan in wisconsin:

Wasn't Joe Frank on NPR around midnight for some time? I think that's where I was turned on to him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:33am northguineahills:

Eurovision is Europe-wide and Australia.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:33am MD:

Euro Vision!!! MY LOVELY HORSE!! FATHER TED AND DUGGEL!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:33am Krys O.:

I feel the same way about Longfellow Serenade, but I don't hold it against Neil.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 9:34am dale:

what about the big apple circus' grandma the clown?
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 9:35am Mark S:

they were boring dirty limericks?
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:35am therapy:

for hating Neil diamond syndrome watch Dave Chappelle's haters ball award show
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:35am MD:

AND A BUCKET!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:35am MD:

IN A BUCKETTTT!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:35am dan in wisconsin:

Maybe some early Ministry, something off of Twitch or With Sympathy, or possibly something off of Cover Up, like "Bang A Gong" or "Lay Lady Lay"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:35am Devin B.:

Strong odds he used the word 'phallus'
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:36am Sam:

My lovely lovely lovely horse!
That was the most hilarious episode ever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:37am Vincent Nifigance:

Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind...!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:37am dkrawc:

a beauty who goes to Macalester --- Oh her face, her libs, her ballast, her --- Tiny blue kilt -- And the way she is built --- Could make a petrified phallus stir -- GK
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 9:37am dale:

i mean GRANDMA THE FRICKEN' CLOWN? who would think that a guy who dresses up in senior drag would be a pervert?
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:37am LP Steve:

Yep, "phallus" is in the punch line.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 9:38am dale:

can't spell phallus without all of us.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:38am karlward:

@dan in wisconsin: OK now I'm getting the feeling that we knew each other in Houston or something. Not only have I never heard anyone mention Pain Teens if they aren't from Houston, but also I used to listen to Ministry's Twitch all the time when I lived in Houston. "Just Like You" was my jam.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:38am dkrawc:

best though is the choice of books they used to cover the whiteboard --- "Let's Pretend This Never Happened"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:39am MD:

LECK----TRICITY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:39am Devin B.:

I hope to hell the woman's name wasn't Alice
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:39am Webhamster Henry:

That electricity quote is from a scary Eric Bogosian routine.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:39am Okasa:

Heil SM Ken! Heil Ken's Horde!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:40am duke:

Band names generated by neural net botnik.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:40am dkrawc:

'I'm sorry my limerick made you feel bad,'"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:41am Sem:

Garrison scribbled, without malice,
on a whiteboard a word that was not Alice...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:43am JakeGould:

Hey Ken! CBS News Radio just seriously said this, “If you really want to kill your diet, go eat with a fat person at an all you can eat buffet.”

The context is that if you eat with people who eat healthy you will tend to be healthy. If you eat with a fatty fat ass, you will become a fatty fat ass.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:43am ſºſº (:

When calling in please remember it is NOT "WMFU" like someone said last week. Geez! It's WFUM!
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:44am Brendan:

There once was a man from Niagara
Who ate a pack of Viagra
His wife had a headache
And without a shred of malice
She called her sister and told him to go see Alice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:45am -Ken:

Garrison scribbled, without malice,
on a whiteboard a word that was not Alice...
I Love NPR!
From Near and From Far!
____________________________________
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:45am (Murakami Whywolf))):

We shared an house with a Neil Diamond fan who _assured_ us that N.D. had written "Free Man in Paris". When we told him that it was a Joni Mitchell song, he objected 'But it's written from a male point-of-view!' we informed him that 1,) She could write good, and 2.) she added the words 'he said' near the beginning.

Not to over-indulge in stereotype, but he liked to lift weights. He was 6'2",heavily-muscled,and a Caltech student—yet another reason why a sitcom I won't name 'can bite me' for being filled with badly-limned characters in nerdface.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:46am Nick S.:

"Heaving as if o'er a mountain real, Bosoms of (Her Name Here), Allow grotesque Garrison to cop a feel." - Limerick scribbled by that boring lame dude that screwed up my radio forever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:46am Rob W:

Just to make sure you're all aware of this: Ken used the Keillor limerick bit to great humorous effect, but the point of the MPR study is not that Keillor was taken down for minor things but that he DID commit numerous serious offenses. By the way... if you you're wondering, the limerick IS posted online, here: www.thecut.com...
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:46am Sam:

There once was a man named Garrison
Whose favorite activity was harrassin'
He felt up some girl
And lost his whole world
The whole episode was embarrassin'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:47am steveo:

when i get fired, I hope it's over a much better limerick than garrison's
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:47am melinda:

"badly-limned characters in nerdface" haha! Thanks for that, Murakami.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:48am Nick S.:

Ken, this would go well after this Folkazoid! www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:48am JakeGould:

There once was a man from Nantucket.
He ate all his chicken from a bucket.
Tripped on his cat.
Fell on his face flat.
Yet only thought to reach out to grab a stray chicken McNugget.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:48am (((Murakami Whywolf):

My money's on "There once was a man from Aberystwyth….“ which was supposedly Swinburne's favourite. I really miss Keillor's daily narration of the "Writer's Almanac"; by all means shun the real monsters, but there's such a thing as auto-impoverishment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:48am Planet Tyler:

But alas, The Writer's Almanac w/ GK was perfect.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:49am JakeGould:

@RobW: “Well, that’s the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are suffering from PTSD, all the men are creeps, and all the children are too young to fully understand what has happened.”
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:50am ſºſº (:

Garrison scribbled, without malice,
on a whiteboard a word that was not Alice
but then again that didn't prevent the #MeToo brigade
to ruin his life again!
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:51am judy from croton:

Dirty limericks are protected under the Why Else Exist law.
I so love limericks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:51am dan in wisconsin:

Devo does a mean cover of the Elvis song "Don't Be Cruel". I love Devo.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:51am Planet Tyler:

How'd My Lovely Horse get tangled up in all this? And the Pain Teens? I cant step away for a minute.......
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:51am Sam:

He got the name from the women who were always telling him "Woah! Be gone!"
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 9:51am Mark S:

needs work fofo
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:51am melinda:

@Rob W thanks for the link. And eww.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:52am Ramon vs Ramon:

Ok, found several covers of Neil Diamond and really liked this one: Roberto Jordan y los Zignos, Mexico, 1967 - Pronto Seras Mujer (Girl, you’ll be a woman soon). Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/69tmJ4ai534
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:53am ſºſº (:

Garrison scribbled, without malice,
on a whiteboard a word that was not Alice
but that didn't prevent the #MeToo brigade
to ruin his life AND work again!

Done, Mark S.
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:53am Sam:

I heard one of the guys from Car Talk was accused of molesting a Lamborghini.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:53am Sem:

Let me show you by pointing my phallus.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:53am Okasa:

Yeah, I remember reading something recently about Square Dancing being resurrected and promoted in the early 20th Century by Henry Ford so that white kids wouldn't be dancing to black music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:54am Okasa:

Couldn't find anything about it on Snopes, so it must be true.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:55am Nick S.:

Right on!
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 9:55am Mark S:

much better fofo
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:55am Aaron Working In Newark:

Can you play Heavy Metal st 11, since you ruined for #feldernation yesterday?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:56am Vincent Nifigance:

@Sam, hey it's a legitimate sexuality, didn;t you ever hear about the guy who had sex with The Love Bug and Airwolf? www.telegraph.co.uk...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:56am -Ken:

Dont forget! The legal station identification is:
WFMU East Orange
WMFU Mount Hope
In Rockland County and new York City at 91.9 FM
and online at WFMU dot org
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:56am Planet Tyler:

Did Henry Ford write any anti-semitic limericks?
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:57am ſºſº (:

For the non-native English speakers: East Orange is pronounced 'East Banana'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:58am JakeGould:

“A beauty who goes to Macalester —
O, her face, her limbs, her ballast, her
Tiny blue kilt
And the way she is built
Could make a petrified phallus stir.”

Garrison should have been fired just for writing that.
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 9:58am Mark S:

no Henry Ford's chosen form was the sonnet
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:58am (((Murakami Whywolf):

melinda:
John Hodgman wrote, paraphrasing 'Given what our country needs to survive, maybe we shouldn't make fun of smart people every week on T.V.. '.

Okasa:
Since there's nothing on Snopes, I'll guess that Ford used the term 'Afro-Hebraic jass "music" degeneracy'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 9:59am Vincent Nifigance:

"There once was an anti-semitic,
Whose literary form was limerick..."
  Wed. 1/24/18 9:59am ſºſº (:

Nice one whoever requested K-X-P!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:00am MD:

CALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:01am Vincent Nifigance:

That was a good one.
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:01am Mark S:

is this Gibby Haines?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:01am MD:

FMU FANS GONE WILD!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:01am steveo:

wow!
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:01am ſºſº (:

This is the moment when Ken puts on the Zebra Truck tune and puts his finger hovering over the dump button.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:02am (Murakami Whywolf))):

JakeGould:
I disagree: limericks are supposed to be more clever than good, and you get extra points for not 'There once was a man'-ing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:02am JakeGould:

There once was an anti-semitic,
Whose literary form was limerick.
Didn’t like the Jews.
His friends were fews.
And died alone in a basement when he got sick.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:02am Carlyle Marc:

Hi everyone out there... or are we in here?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:02am MD:

SAVE US KEN!!!!!!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:02am queems:

o boy
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:02am ſºſº (:

That was wonderful, Vanilla Ice
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:03am Mark S:

I was right Garrison's limerick was boring
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:03am dan in wisconsin:

Maybe some Strawberry Switchblade, "Deep Water"?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:04am cory:

for a second i thought this was going to be 9 to 5
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:04am Aaron Working In Newark:

Ken, members of Felder Nation fully expect an apology for yesterday's hijacking, and Heavy Metal at 11. Thank you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:05am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Why do I suddenly need to hear "Tokyo Shoeshine Boy", as heard in the movie "M*A*S*H"? Oh wait, it's because in the movie it starts with 'This is Radio Tōkyō!'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:05am Okasa:

Henry Ford's newspaper, the Dearborn Independent, published the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", and called Jazz "Yiddish moron music".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:06am Andrew Waterloo:

Columbo Limerick www.youtube.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:06am Vincent Nifigance:

What has so enraged 'The World Garbaggio Fe(L)der(N)ation'? I missed yesterday's show.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:07am @berbo:

Speaking of drummers: according to the movie, Gene Krupa was corrupted by jazz cigarettes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:07am melinda:

Dressing up a boner reference in fancy language doesn't give it a pass, especially when directed at an employee.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:08am JakeGould:

@VincentNifigance: Ken cut off the transmission of the song and went on a rambling old man rant during the whole length of the song as it went on the air, but Matt had no idea since he could hear it in the studio.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:09am Carlyle Marc:

This is great, so was Shitkid!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:09am ſºſº (:

Aaron Working in Newark,

What happened? What hijacking? Did the Antifez show up or something?
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:09am @berbo:

Ironically, Shitkid is not from a shithole country; she's actually from Sweden. Sweden is the new Nordway.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:10am Vincent Nifigance:

@JakeGould Truly these are the actions of a dictator...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:10am dan in wisconsin:

@Carlyle Marc Agreed. This is really great.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:10am JakeGould:

“Nothing lasts in the Yiddish game—styles of clothing, movies nor songs; it is always something new, to stimulate the flow of money from the popular pocket into the moron music makers’ coffers.”

Sounds like WFMU’s business model to me!

www.jrbooksonline.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:10am Guido from Cologne:

This is awesome!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:10am Vincent Nifigance:

I like this. Wish that little dust bunny would fuck off out of the CD player.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:11am JakeGould:

@VincentNifigance: In times of fascism, even anti-facists tend to become fascists so people can listen to their moron music.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:12am MD:

from an S....Hole Nation???
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:12am morphe:

That background sound to call in to do the Station Id- freak brothers - frankencense??? Sounds a lot like YOUNG MARBLE GIANTS???

Sounds a lot like
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:13am (Murakami Whywolf))):

HENRY FORD said 'All history's bunk!'
But EDISON's TOPSY's got junk!'
'I oft take a pass'
'At her dead, giant, arse'
'While THOMAS A. slides up her trunk.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:13am MD:

What About Grandma The Clown???!!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:14am partyfinger:

Keillor reportedly wrote an “off-color limerick” about a young female employee at the bookstore he owns, Common Good Books, and suggested she made him aroused.
According to reports, the limerick, below, was publicly posted in the bookstore.

A beauty who goes to Macalester —

O, her face, her limbs, her ballast, her

Tiny blue kilt

And the way she is built

Could make a petrified phallus stir.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:15am Carlyle Marc:

@Sam: I would molest a Lamborghini, but prefer a really nice '67 GTO.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:15am Nick S.:

"As tight as Gibraltar's rock, Feeling as the song of Prufrock, Please get upon Keillor's jock." -Keillor's Whiteboard scribble
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:15am Mark S:

I heard your social security number is for sale on the dark web
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:15am JakeGould:

So anyone get the new LP, “Moron Music” by Petrified Phallus?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:15am Devin B.:

There once was a dirt-bag named Keillor
Whose limerick prompted a squealer
To rat the man out
As he'd left no doubt
His intent was to creepily feel her
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:15am mary:

music behind the DJ=?
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:16am Sam:

Stop fucking titillating me Ken!
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:16am j-bklyn:

garrison keillor limerick should become a WFMU contest
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:16am Mark S:

consider me not titillated
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:17am steveo:

the limerick itself is just dumb; but one can see why it would make for an uncomfortable workplace situation since the person it's about it allegedly real
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:18am Sam:

To be fair, he was speaking from the heart when he mentioned the petrified phallus
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:18am disantlor:

@mary its Neu! I think of Neu '75?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:18am Devin B.:

William Carlos Williams said limericks are news that stays news.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 10:18am dale:

i'm titillated AND buttilated!
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:18am down the rabbit:

I'll be going down that dark dank hole vicariously thru you ken...you and Andy "made me do it"...Squeaky Fromme
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:18am PMD:

It should be possible for listeners to activate the sexual-harassment alarm.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:19am ſºſº (:

I visited a dark web marketplace the other day and the most controversial items for sale that I found were an e-book about penis enlargement and a hacker service that will get you 100 followers on Twitter a day. Everything else that I saw can easily be bought on any Wal*Mart in the USA (i.e. guns, drugs (in the back of the store though, etc).
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:19am yippie:

oh yesssssss
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:19am meow:

cat
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:19am steveo:

schlampen on sunshine!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:19am Andrew Waterloo:

A panic button in every office!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 10:20am dale:

the rolling stones can sing 'you make a dead man cum' all day long though and no one gives a shizzle.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:21am BronwynB:

morning ken and everyone
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:21am ſºſº (:

Or better yet, Andrew, a panic button in every orifice.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:21am Krys O.:

Now I have bad memories involving Katrina and the Waves Walking on Sunshine and the owner of Crazy Eddie's. I worked in the records dept. and Kelso, as Eddie Antar wanted to be called, screamed that he wanted us to play that song non-stop during the opening of the Livingston store. He banged on the counter, "I want Sunshine, Sunshine!"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 10:21am dale:

i personally don't wanna live in a world without ribald party jokes, scatalogical humor or ass twitching gifs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:21am JakeGould:

There once was a man named Trump.
Who spotted a pornstar he wanted to hump.
Turned on the TV.
“Shark Week” he did see.
And instead fell asleep in his bed like a lump!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:22am (((Murakami Whywolf):

The harassing element of the limerick would have been not just its lubricity, but that an actual person present on whom he might have 'been hitting' were named in it. I can see that as being actually unpleasant, especially given that the person being named couldn't slash back.

Keillor would not have expressed love for N.P.R., as his show wasn't N.P.R., and he's expressed irritation at N.P.R.'s non-stop news and current events programming, saying that you can learn more of value from Bach than from this hour's most important thing in the world.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:22am morphe:

Ken - SCHLAFFEN --- War sind ABWARTS und DIE TODLICHE DORIS??? Cannot get to the umlauw(sp?) keyboard
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 10:23am dale:

krys o - that is inhumane
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:23am Krys O.:

@dale: It was hell working for those criminals.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:24am хтinа:

one of my college english professors had us write "sad limericks" to prove that its structure was inherently comedic
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:24am Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

dude...where did you find this version? hahaahah
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:25am Sam:

In all seriousness, none of this is surprising. Guys like Keillor are so lame and repressed, so G rated and crowd pleasing all the time, that they don't have a normal outlet for their sexual thoughts. Guys like Keillor are a dime a dozen, and it always comes out in some creepy poetry or snide remarks or their art. I've known so many men like that, and they make me super uncomfortable. Always the super likeable guys who just have to make some horrible double entendre about your coworker or whatever. Cut the act and be normal, so you don't have to be a repressed creep all the time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:25am JakeGould:

There once was a man named Crazy Eddie.
To open new stores he was always ready.
“Walking on Sunshine” he did enjoy.
To his employees he would annoy.
So he pounded his fist and shouted into the mic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:25am MD:

Prof. Dum Dum's Love Child!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 10:27am dale:

jakegould - you have to work 'our prices are insane' in there.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 10:28am dale:

....or maybe 'he didn't beat the wiz' which just sounds nasty.
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:28am golden_gorilla:

Thank you for Helge Schneider! He is a legend.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:29am Sam:

There once was a limerick with too many syllables
To the point that it was almost untelligible
The middle was weak
It didn't even rhyme
But the impression it left was indelible
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:29am ſºſº (:

When you translate Mueran Humanos into English they instantly become a German band :

"Die Humans"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:30am AnAnonymousParty:

There one was a man from Nantucket.


Who kept all his change in a bucket.
When the bucket got full,
and too heavy to pull,
he got a trailer from UHaul to truck it.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:30am Ramon vs Ramon:

Cool song Ken. Danke schein.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:31am K-Boh:

Play king coya... fits the theme

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PPM9q0tgNnU
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:32am Megaroni:

Rockin' my world this morning DJ master Ken!
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:34am china man:

I'm still in the garbage dump looking for the key for my millions
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:36am Tome:

Greeting and Good Morning Ken and everyone !
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:37am ſºſº (:

Trivia for those Spanish learners: Who are Katia, Tania, Paulina Y La Kim?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:38am paul b:

Hey Ken,
I just used my WFMU browser search button to see when last a WFMU DJ played the Bunnydrums - and it was you, today - but an hour ago, long before I tuned in just now.

How does a thing like that happen?
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:38am Sam:

The four finest foxes this side of Acapulco?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:43am JakeGould:

@paulb: Sounds like a database has some daylight savings time awareness issues.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:44am northguineahills:

Dug that Mexi Inst of Sound, and always dig anything by Lindstrom.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:45am morphe:

Did someone write Bunny ???
Last BUNNYBRAINS FMU Charity??? When???
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:46am Sam:

Whatever happened to Canada's top Ukrainian-Canadian performance artists Mickey and Bunny?
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 10:47am Yvang:

Killer gifs today!
blog.ninapaley.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:48am Krys O.:

@JakeGould: NPR is inferring that we should ostracize our overweight friends and/or it is okay to dine at an all-you-can-eat buffet with our svelte pals.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:48am morphe:

Canada's top - si - Turvy -- Band
NIHILIST SPASAM BAND
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:48am ſºſº (:

Sam,

Good guess, but no. Not at all. All these women share a common defect: they don't date the singer anymore but a perfect guy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:48am AnAnonymousParty:

Ken, face it, it was an orgy.
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:49am ſºſº (:

I should have finished writing that before Ken's mansplaination of the lyrics.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:50am Ken From Hyde Park:

Shining a light on the dark web, eh?
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:51am Dean:

Mean, litigious Rooskies!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:52am Brendan in Carroll Gardens:

Im totally buying a nice chianti for tonights seven second delay...Lets buy ACID
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:53am Tome:

most metal bands in my own opinion not all just come out of ciggarette machines ...
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:56am glenn:

this was a kiss song? i had no idea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:56am Aaron Working In Newark:

Very dissapointed in Station Manager Ken this week. He actually sounds like a man going off the rails.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:56am -Ken:

Legal ID time coming up! WFMU East Orange WMFU Mount Hope In Rockland County and New York City at 91.9 fm and online at wfmu.org
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:56am ſºſº (:

AntiFez,

You're commenting right now along nine AntiFEz delegates from 100 gangs. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore Antifez members. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20 Felder fans in the whole town. Can you dig it?! CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 10:57am Sebastian:

hey everybody.
finally, I hear WFMU! listening on a train, I think I'm somewhere near Göttingen right now
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:58am ſºſº (:

Oh, no!!! AntiFez, retaliate! Attack, attack!
  Wed. 1/24/18 10:59am queems:

what a sausage fest
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 10:59am Tome:

kiss song ,, " I'm hung like a ____" [ covers the kids ears ]
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:00am Tome:

kielbasa close enough ...
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:00am Ramon vs Ramon:

Excellent reference FoFo. My favorite movie of all time. Seen it like 20X. Something must be wrong with me.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:03am ſºſº (:

There's nothing wrong with you Ramon vs Ramon. Ken has played the soundbite like 200,000 more times. What's wrong with him?! Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:03am Webhamster Henry:

Is it me, or has there been more Kramer and Bongwater playing recently on WFMU?
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:04am SeanG:

digging the Kramer
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:04am dan in wisconsin:

Is this the Kramer who put out an album with Dog Bowl? Agreed, this is pretty cool.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:06am Ramon vs Ramon:

YES. I DIG IT CYRUS. I DIG IT FoFo( DIGGING IT SUCKERS!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Lizardner Dave:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Sebastian:

oh you guys
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Henry:

hijack
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Evan From Seattle:

YESSSSSSSSS
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Planet Tyler:

NO
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Lizardner Dave:

FUCK THE ANITFE!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Devin B.:

Ha!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Ike:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Patty D:

Is Ken taking a crap?
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am bk845:

Yes!! Unexpected Felder!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am dale:

LIGHTER IN AIR!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Stanley:

I knew it.
GET IT OFF!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Passaic River Blues:

THE CENTER CANNOT HOLD! FELDER IS IMMORTAL.
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am CeeDubbles:

Tears of joy!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Mark Hurst:

Brilliant.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Webhamster Henry:

Hijack fight!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:07am Sebastian:

YEEEEEESSS!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am olivia:

\m/ baybee \m/
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am Chud:

Nice Segue!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am Ashley:

How much to never hear this song again
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am Aaron Working In Newark:

Awww hell yes!!! Felder nation 4 Life!!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am McGreivey:

Garbage smite!!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am bk845:

Nice work Matt W:)
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am asheville jon:

#FelderNation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am doctorjazz:

11 O Clock! Turnabout...
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am queems:

ughh
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am Dean:

Amateurs. None of you's got the balls to play "You Make Me Feel Like Dancin'."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am tidaleneigjen:

Apparently what goes around, comes around. Station Manager Ken is being taken for a ride now.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am Jeremy:

Reparations are a bitch
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:08am -Ken:

Why do people adore this version of Tonight You Belong to Me so much? I mean its good but y'all are going crazy
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am Sebastian:

\m/
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am (Murakami Whywolf))):

I don't know the Dark Web, but here's something basic to understand that I wanted Ken to explain to Andy:

All web domain addresses are four (4) or six (6) digits between 0 and 255, e.g. '243.128.1.45',that specify where in the Web you're trying to get. Those are the 'real' addresses. To turn those addresses into human-friendly addresses such as 'bigsausagepizza.gov', you need to connect to a 'Domain Name Server' (DNS). The basic thing about the Dark Web is that the usual DNSs people use don't lead there, you have to know the actual
lication—it's like saying 'The brothel is at 38.8977° N, 77.0365° W. ' instead of giving its street address and providing a labelled map to turn that address into directions.

For all I know, but it seems likely, some people set-up semi-secret DNSs for the Dark Web so that fentanylmakings.lib can do its business more easily—'likely', because that's a way markets usually work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am doctorjazz:

(missed it yesterday)
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am queems:

like i get that this is a funny back and forth and all but this song just really sucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am Lizardner Dave:

I don't care if this is as scripted as pro wrestling, I love it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am karlward:

This song makes me feel like bowling.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am Sebastian:

dada dap dap dap dadadadap
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am Ramon vs Ramon:

Excellent segeway Ken. Beautiful to hear one like this once in a while.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am Sebastian:

dada dap dap dap dadadadap
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am Stanley:

This has got everyone out of their seats one way or another.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:09am Ken From Hyde Park:

What the Felder is going on?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am geo in jc:

WOOOOO F'ing HOOOOO!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am bk845:

@Karlward - Do you want to bowl the night away?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am dgg:

hahahahahhaha wtf
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am Dean:

Actually sounds better on a Wednesday.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am asheville jon:

Pro wrestling is scripted?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am -Ken:

I see
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am Brendan:

Attention all planets. We have assumed control.
Matt has the conn! Mutiny !
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am fletchernyc:

Hedging my bet on a garbage man
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am rbx:

I quit listening for a second and when I come back Ken's playing Heavy Metal?! What's happeninggg
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:10am SeanG:

hot riff
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am bk845:

You're probably thinking of that little known Leo Sayer song "You Make Me Feel Like Bowling"
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am maestroso:

Wait... wut?
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am howard in nyc:

So much sweeter on a Wednesday at 11am
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am Mister Dobalina:

Thank YOU! I just did the same. And this is playing?!?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am Mick:

I'm in rbx's boat - what the whaaaat?!?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am karlward:

STRIKE
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am dgg:

I just happened to log on. I just felt it. And this.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am Ramon vs Ramon:

This song reminds me of the South Park episode about cat piss. Kenny with the girl in the rocket car! Excellent.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am Planet Tyler:

My 11:11s are now ruined 2x/wk
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:11am Aaron Working In Newark:

Time to celebrate with gas station deviled eggs and cheap beer!! #feldernation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:12am Sebastian:

I love you whacky radio people
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:13am ſºſº (:

What the heck happened?! Did I just hear sir Matt Warwick?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:13am Mister Dobalina:

My resolution to all this, as I mentioned yesterday, was to have Matt & Ken wear sumo suits and hold a match at Monty Hall.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:13am MD:

DREAM DATE WIT KISS......ME TOO!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:13am Planet Tyler:

Maybe GK wrote the lyrics to HM on the white board
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:13am Davee:

The wacky radio people are great!
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:14am Henry:

leo!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:14am Patty D:

Now I need to watch Slapshot
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:14am Sebastian:

oh yeah
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:14am glenn:

apparently, ken DOES have balls.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:14am geo in jc:

Leo Sayer again "And I'm Walkin'...."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:14am Ken From Hyde Park:

OK, now who took over the broadcast? It's playing Leo Sayer.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:14am Dean:

BANG!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:14am asheville jon:

The last 10 minutes have been so worth waking up for.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:15am LCBD:

I feel like dancing!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:15am Ramon vs Ramon:

WoW. What a classic song! “Dancing, Dancing...”
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:15am Dean:

Can't wait for the part where he sings, "You can check out, but you can never leave..."!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:16am karlward:

Feel like bowling.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:17am Carlyle Marc:

What's next Jilly Boel
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:17am Davee:

feel like eating
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:17am fletchernyc:

They write me letters "tell Ken Matt's great."
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:17am Ramon vs Ramon:

I’m sleepy now for some reason. ZZZZZ
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:17am Dean:

You make me feel like Danzig.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:17am geo in jc:

Oh for the love of ...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:18am Readie Righteous:

AAAARGHHHHHHH
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:18am Carlyle Marc:

I feel like trippin'
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:18am fletchernyc:

Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:18am glenn:

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:18am Sem:

The Music of Your Life, 24 hours a day, on the NEW 'FMU.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:18am dale:

this paul anka always skeeved me out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:18am Stevel:

Next on Professor Dum Dum's lab. "You're halving my ugly baby Jesus".
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:18am dgg:

lots of skin flute in this one
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:19am <anonymous>ſºſº (</anonymous>:

Ken,

Here's HOW TO DARK WEB

1. Download and install the Tor bundle.
2. Run the browser
3. Disable javascript
3a. type "about:config" in the search bar
3b. Click to accept
3c. type javascript
3d. Double click the Javascript key to 'disabled' it (set to false)
4. Go to the Hidden Wiki (official dark web directory)
http://zqktlwi4fecvo6ri.onion/wiki/Main_Page
4. ?????
5. Profit
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:19am Dean:

Sometimes when you say "technical problems," you mean "technical opportunities."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:19am Sem:

Did I miss the the Don Felder segment?
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:19am CeeDubbles:

YOU CAN'T FIRE HIM - YOU DON'T PAY HIM!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:20am Brendan:

Ken may I suggest Dan Fogelberg’s masterpiece Sometimes When We Touch ...perhaps say ...Tuesday at oh I don’t know... 11 am
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:20am dale:

scheissenfluten
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:20am Dean:

Christopher Cross, "Sailing"
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:21am howard in nyc:

I believe as well, people are always tuning out
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:21am Sebastian:

whole damn train is avoiding looking at me, might have been the laughing....oh well!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:21am ſºſº (:

Not to be confused with Leo Slayer. The founder of the metal band with the same surname. I think.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:22am Sam:

That's totally what WFMU is for, provoking awkward laughter in dull places all around the world
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:22am dgg:

Address it "Station Manager Pwn'd"
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:22am Michiel:

I'd like to request the song "Heavy Metal" by Don Felder.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:23am Dean:

Heh, "progress," right...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:23am geo in jc:

02
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:23am dgg:

as thje kids today do
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:23am pencil:

@Brendan, Dan Hill.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:23am Carlyle Marc:

Tune in turn on but don't burn out... Moderation!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:23am wfmu listener phillip:

what was that address again??? i missed it
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:24am still b/p:

From deep in the US interior,
Keillor labeled us all as inferior,
But his creep streak was wide,
And "Foul!" finally was cried,
Now he's out on his prairie posterior.

Who knew that St. Paul's famous Lutheran,
Was more practiced as a low-rent Uncoutheran?
..That Guy Noir and his shtick,
Was a rank private dick,
Til yanked out like a decayed old tootheran?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:24am Carmichael:

Heya Ken and slaves to the music. I too await the Felder.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:24am Sam:

Station Manager Ken
P.O. Box 420
East Banana, NJ
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:25am ſºſº (:

Ken,

Some anonymised commenter posted above the instructions on how to dark web. Very helpul. I'm navigating on it now and the SWAT team hasn't showed up y...
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:25am Tonya's Mom weighs in:

That movie should have been about me damn it...it's about me all the time not that ungrateful wretch of a daughter...damn why didn't I get that abortion like I was planning on doing
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:25am northguineahills:

MBV!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:26am Ken From Hyde Park:

Isn't Leo Slayer the guitar player in the eponymous metal band?
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:26am Carlyle Marc:

Sung to the tune of Uptown Girl: Iceberg girl she's been living in her iceberg world
She has walruses thinks are dogs in a house that's made of cross-cut logs
When the evening breeze brings on a deep deep freeze
She curls up with magazines of sleaze
The walruses our content because they ain't got no fleas
When the chilly night is gone
She goes fishing in the bright pink dawn
Her usual catch is 10 pounds of prawn
(far as I've gotten)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:27am steveo:

leo sayer wrote some very famous songs performed by other people but his wikipedia page is very deficient in this regard
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:28am Carmichael:

This will do just nicely, Ken. Thanks!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:29am chris in london:

thanks for playing mbv ken. lovely!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:29am asheville jon:

Carlyle Marc: Ken played billy joel on 7SD not that long ago, maybe last week
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:30am asheville jon:

Neither Ken nor Matt are man enough to play David Gates/Bread on their shows.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:30am Jeremy:

I'm all for this trend towards the lovely! Even the glitches can't mar it!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:30am Dean:

This Nihilist Spasm Band? I think so. Heard them do this live.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:31am Krys O.:

YES! Nihilist Spasm Band! Heart!
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:32am bk845:

Don Felder...That's a great idea! Play Heavy Metal for us Ken!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:32am Carlyle Marc:

asheville jon: a request by Andy I wonder?
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:32am Dean:

The medieval miniatures suggest we should hear some early music performed by, oh, I don't know, Sting, perhaps?
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:32am Jeremy:

Cromagnon is the real heavy metal!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:33am dale:

can we PLEASE get some melissa manchester on this station?
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:33am FRED:

WFMU means never being able to tell when a show has been hi-jacked...
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:33am Brendan:

@pencil (11:23) thanks! I was confusing my
‘Dan’s ‘ in the cauldron of bad 70’s soft rock in my head
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:33am glenn:

it occurred to me yesterday that richard thompson's responsible for at least seven of the ten best guitar solos in rock.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:33am Sebastian:

well, this is great!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:34am ſºſº (:

This Cromagnon tune is from 60's! Way ahead of their time.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:35am Sam:

Get out, this is from the 60's? That's super impressive.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:35am Ramon vs Ramon:

I believe people are inherently funny. Good or bad, don’t matter. Oh and Ken is the Dog of terrestrial/online radio. All Heil Ken!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:36am Dean:

Toast!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:36am asheville jon:

YES!!! DG/BREAD!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:36am dale:

don't make fun of bread - it's about david's dead daddy.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:36am ſºſº (:

Dean,

Saying you saw the Nihilist Spasm Band live and just later requesting Sting is making me have a massive cognitive dissonance about you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:36am Readie Righteous:

HAAAAAA!from the "70's college makeout LP"
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:37am Sam:

Scotland is good shit. Highly recommend hiking there and checking out the pubs.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:37am Ramon vs Ramon:

Carly Simon - You are so vain. Perfect for either man to play to the other (Ken-Matt).
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 11:37am Wild Neil:

I think I heard Garrison Keilor touched the bare back of a woman with his hand he was trying to comfort..I guess going "there there"......and it made her feel uncomfortable. This was like 20 years ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:37am dale:

ooh, play 'diary' next.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:37am dgg:

I've been mauled by a saber soooothing tiger
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:38am asheville jon:

Carlyle Marc: could have been an andy request. It was at the very end of the show if you wanted to check the archives
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:38am Carlyle Marc:

glenn: R Thompson is great, rolling stone ignored him in their 100 best songwriters list, so fn lame!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:38am doctorjazz:

Aww, missed Richard and Linda, oh well...
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:38am Readie Righteous:

I found your DAI-ry underneath the tree
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:38am Ken From Hyde Park:

Requesting "Dog and Butterfly" from Heart.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:39am asheville jon:

WFMU: ALL LIGHT 70’s, ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT. The new format!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:39am dale:

IF! god yes!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:39am Ramon vs Ramon:

WoW This song... LMAO.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:39am Dean:

Well, ſºſº (, I suppose I suffer from a species of Stockholm Syndrome. Both Sting and NSB were imposed upon me, the former by his outsized celebrity, the latter by their being on the roster at Victo one year.

"Scotland is good shit," writes Sam. I'm presently reading Sir Walter Scott's Waverly. It is good shit.
  Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:39am yippie:

squeeze the melons like theyre charmin
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:39am MD:

sPECILA GUEST dj.....DARTH!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:40am dale:

some helen reddy or vicki lawrence would be pleasant.
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:40am still b/p:

Joyce: "He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation."
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:40am CeeDubbles:

Heating pennies is the most Canadian think a hockey fan can ever do
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:41am Dean:

Debbie Gibson's "Lost in Your Eyes"
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:41am glenn:

ummm, except that we haven't had pennies for 10 years.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:42am Sam:

I bet Keillor thought his "make a petrified phallus stir" line was like the cleverest thing ever. He probably knew it was inappropriate but he was so damn proud of himself he couldn't resist.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:42am zopa:

really enjoyed the medieval gifs, SMK.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:42am Luke from Tulsa:

Nice Song Ken
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:43am dgg:

please tell me Garrions Keilor didn't say "petrified phallus" and that you're making this all up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:43am Sebastian:

an arrow through the nose, did I get that right?
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:43am still b/p:

Vicki Carr, "It Must Be Him."
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:43am Carmichael:

How about Dave Loggins' "Please Come to Boston"?
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:43am glenn:

and why is tulsa the subject of so many great songs?
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:44am Carlyle Marc:

Great show Ken, so good it's actually breathing. Thanks for kickin the scheisse outta mediocrity!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:44am Sam:

He actually wrote it on the whiteboard in the conference room, for real.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:44am Sebastian:

I've never listened much to Neil Young, this is not half bad actually
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 11:44am Wild Neil:

I gotta get Neil Young's first album. Again.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:44am asheville jon:

Let’s hear some Anne Murray!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:45am dale:

next time matt takes over i'd like to hear some air supply
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:45am Sam:

How can you hate Neil Diamond but love Neil Young? Makes no sense.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:45am Dean:

Mrs. Miller, "I've Got a Tiger by the Tail"
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:45am Carlyle Marc:

Neil marched last weekend in L A
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:45am Kurt:

No more Neil, it's not half good either
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:45am Brendan:

It is the ‘shite’ being Scottish.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:45am Sebastian:

there, clicky-star
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:46am Luke from Tulsa:

Now play The First Edition (Kenny Rogers) Tulsa Turnaround
Avatar    Wed. 1/24/18 11:46am Wild Neil:

Ham and swiss cheese today for lunch on sourdough bread with 2 oranges. It
s 64 in here....no 66! Space heater going, fingerless gloves on.....
I think Neil Diamond is an excellent songwriter and singer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:47am MD:

STEEL NEIL!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:47am dale:

neil diamond wrote a LOT of pap
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:47am asheville jon:

Sounds to me like Ken needs to put a soft 70’s show on the FMU schedule
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:47am dale:

'turn on your heartlight' not withstanding
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:48am Ramon vs Ramon:

If anyone plays Air Supply, Chicago or Julio Iglesias I SWEAR I’LL JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW!!!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:48am Sam:

I want an all disco show. And an all trance show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:48am Readie Righteous:

"god bless america" Kate Smith, now more than ever....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:49am dale:

ha ha ha! a man needs an old maid!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:49am steveo:

good NY parody
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:49am dan in wisconsin:

lol @ this song...
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:49am show show:

think i'll go to Tulsa one more time...the late and gloriously great Leon Russel
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:49am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Before I become an old man.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:50am Sebastian:

I'm now in Fulda, I'm not making this up
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:50am queems:

HAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:50am doctorjazz:

Could swear it was NY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:50am steveo:

WHAT ABOUT KANSAS
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:50am ſºſº (:

Julio Iglesias? On WFMU? I guarantee you, Ramon vs Ramon, it will never happen.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:51am (((Murakami Whywolf):

Topanga Cañon freaks, you won't see me around.

Now play "Lemmings" as performed by the Muppets.
Avatar Wed. 1/24/18 11:51am glenn:

he's obviously never been to northern ontario.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:51am howard in nyc:

Wow, haven't heard that Nat Lampoon cut in decades, since I was in college in Sourhern California (safer than Alabama, safer than Ohio)
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:51am Rich in Washington:

oh wow. I always assumed this was Christopher Guest.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:52am Carlyle Marc:

R vs R: Lional Richie too... I'll jump with you!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:52am ſºſº (:

Kansas, Air Supply, Chicago, Journey....They all sound like the same band in retrospect to me. What we need is Heroes of Soft Rock interviews with all those mofos.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:52am D. Lightfoot:

This is my song
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:52am Sebastian:

I kinda miss Clay throwing in some Chicago now and then like he used to - but only "kinda".
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:53am dale:

julio iglesias HAS been played on fmu

wfmu.org...
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:53am Sam:

and Toto
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

"Institutionalized"! Now we're getting somewhere!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:53am Dean:

First coupla Journey albums ain't bad. Same for Chicago, Kansas. Air Supply, I'm not so sure.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:53am Ramon vs Ramon:

Right On Carlyle Marc.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:53am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Actually, staying stoned, staring out my basement window and screaming is my political action plan. Not any less effective than most of the others…though those who can do better, please do.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:54am Dean:

Mrs. Miller, "Institutionalized"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:54am dale:

you'd go nuts spending all day on a treadmill too, with nothing to chew on but a toilet paper tube
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:54am D. Lightfoot:

Play the Happy Flowers next
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:54am ſºſº (:

dale,

Thank, but no thanks for bursting my Julio Iglesias bubble.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:55am Ramon vs Ramon:

Ken played Camilo Sesto once so anything is possible FoFo ( !!!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:55am Carlyle Marc:

I want a PEPSI!!!!!!!!!!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:56am ſºſº (:

Ah, but Camilo Sesto is differnt beast from another kind. The good kind.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 1/24/18 11:56am dale:

a chicago doc on netflix shows they were good (if you liked that sort of horn crap) but then peter cetera and david foster really hijacked them and it sucked big time
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

"You're on acorns!" Ha!
Thanks, Ken. Have a HazMat-free week.
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:57am Ramon vs Ramon:

Excuse me folks; I’m jumping out my window. Thanks dale!!! (RvsR opens 1st floor wundow and jumps).
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:58am Sebastian:

Ramon, don't do it!
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:58am Ramon vs Ramon:

I meant Ground Floor. I’m OK. See you all soon. Txs Ken. Have a gr8 rest of the week.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:58am steveo:

bye ken; good times
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:58am Carlyle Marc:

Onto grass I hope R vs R
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:58am asheville jon:

Thanks for a highly entertaining show today
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:59am dgg:

fun show. thx ken. good luck w the dark web
  Wed. 1/24/18 11:59am ſºſº (:

Good thing is that there are two Ramons. Let's pray one survives.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:59am northguineahills:

Thanks Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:59am Sebastian:

thank you , Ken. And also THANK YOU, MATT!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:59am dgg:

and matt. and felder
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 11:59am Okasa:

Thanks everyone. Smell 'ya later.
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 12:00pm Matt Warwick:

Great show Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Wed. 1/24/18 12:00pm (Murakami Whywolf))):

'Bread a Dare' is a fire-fighter specialising in bakeries.
  Wed. 1/24/18 12:02pm bobo:

I finally made it! But sorry for being a bit late again. Still accepting requests?
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Thu. 1/25/18 8:42am achim:

great show ken
#feldernation
Avatar Swag For Life Member    Mon. 1/29/18 5:04pm dgg:

you're on acorns
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