Blended Beavers: Ken's show

Listener comments!

♥ 6:11am geo in jc:

Good Morning Ken!

♥ 6:11am -Ken:

Morning George!

♥ 7:29am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Good morning.

7:43am FяFя (:

Good morning, Ken, geo, Murakami!

7:47am cory:

poof

7:47am cory:

uh oh, i woke up a bit drunk

7:48am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Wow, Nico sure is beautiful in that GIF. Shame she died so young.

7:49am FяFя (:

cory and Wild Neil are in da house beotches! Hello!

7:49am cory:

also, hello geo, ken, murikami, fofo, and neil

7:51am cory:

should i admit that i know there is a mighty morphin power rangers .gif today?

7:54am Węld Neił||Peace Ałł:

Hey, FoFo!

7:55am Wild Neil||Peace All:

By the way, those were the Polish letter "ł" pronounced "w". The "ę" is pronounced "eiun".

♥ 8:01am AnAnonymousParty:

GM all. I woke up completely sober. What an awful way to start a Wednesday.

8:13am Listener Robert:

Keep the string of thank-yous going on your lips. Doggedly avoid the squares, and guide yourself by eye to the Bird of Paradise. But don't be a pigeon and don't take any lip. Zoom in on the horns of the dilemma, and dance like an animal -- yes, a BABY animal.

8:21am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I think Listener Robert deserves a reading of his poems at an open mic, with a beatnik minimalist musical accompaiment like in that Mike Meyers move. You know. "Woman! Whoa, man....."

8:21am cory:

*snaps

♥ 8:24am -Ken:

Hi everybody! So excited for my first post-marathon show. Sorry I wasnt here last week, I raced the snowstorm out of town and WON

8:25am Wild Neil||Peace All:

"So I married and Axe Murderer". Yeah, that was it. Ken! Glad you made it out alive! Your substitute did a really stellar job!

♥ 8:28am AnAnonymousParty:

I'm sipping espresso and snapping my fingers in anticipation of beatnik poetry.

8:30am Listener Robert:

I'm inaugurating the "Get" "Lost" lecture & media series this Friday at Sussex Co. Community College, Bldg. A, room 211, 5-7 PM (sorry to SUW). No charge.

8:31am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Listener Robert-you mean about the TV show "Lost"? Because I did not get it. Hey, I grew up near Newton, NJ, Greendell TWP was where our barn was, but our house was in Warren County.

8:34am Listener Robert:

That's the point, Neill -- so you'll get it. Meanwhile see users.bestweb.net/~robgood/teach .

♥ 8:36am Ken From Hyde Park:

I heard about the sewage leak in L.A. that disrupted a sports game. Turns out they have leaks out there on a daily basis: publichealth.lacounty.gov...

♥ 8:39am Rob (Jerzcity):

Mornin' all

♥ 8:41am -Ken:

The waste treatment fire in North Bergen really WAS started by morons carrying torches. They weren't looking for The Monster though.

8:52am cory:

just got done reading the news, i need a drink and wfmu

♥ 8:55am AnAnonymousParty:

Just added "Morons Carrying Torches" to my list of potential new band names.

9:02am thedunkel:

good morning ken - good morning all - good morning khalm

9:03am queems:

good morning!

9:04am FяFя (:

Listener Robert,

Perhaps in the future TV shows' finales could be rewritten based on guesses from the most liked gamers. It's like one step beyond what Netflix currently does by forecasting show's ratings by analysing customer's data. I hope you understand me because I don't even understand what I've just said. I might be as drunk as cory as well.

9:04am cory:

i'm not drunk enough

♥ 9:04am Webhamster Henry:

Hi Ken and Wednesdaymorning Timesluts!

♥ 9:06am melinda:

howdy Ken and group!

9:09am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Ken-do you like all the music you play?

♥ 9:12am Aaron Working In Newark:

Good morning #Flounder Nation

9:12am ben abs:

Golazo

9:12am queems:

hi aaron

♥ 9:13am bore:

liked that one, thanks ken!

9:15am Gil:

Goood wonderful morning!

9:16am cobradan:

good morning

♥ 9:18am thriftstoreleather:

good mornin, Ken and all. Its a rainy day in Cincinnati.

9:18am queems:

i bought this album a couple weeks ago

♥ 9:19am thriftstoreleather:

yeah, this Matias is great!

9:19am queems:

i somehow end up liking everything he does even though it all sounds pretty different

9:20am Barbara:

Great show on this rainy day. Thank you!

9:23am FяFя (:

Poor murro. Being hit by a horse is not nice. just ask a friend of mine who got kicked by a horse in the face. But she was so drunk she didn't notice her nose was missing. So no horsing and drinking, cory!

9:24am cory:

i'm still taking a shot, i need to refill my fucks.

9:25am FяFя (:

By the way, you might think I'm talking nonsense (well, that's kind of normal) but I SWEAR there was a picture of a dog hit by a horse at the Matias Aguayo track level.

♥ 9:26am AnAnonymousParty:

"So drunk she didn't notice her nose was missing' Wow, now I gotta recalibrate my drunk-o-meter as that just pegged the needle past eleven.

♥ 9:27am tom from Glasgow:

good day Station Manager

9:29am cory:

ken, i'd like to request a jiggling butt gif

♥ 9:29am -Ken:

f0f0 did you see the caption I put up for Murro? I didn't see the caption so I took it down.

9:30am FяFя (:

I am pretty sure the name of the Liminanas featured artist is Emmanuelle Singer. We did not hear her signing documents in that song, did we?

9:32am FяFя (:

Herr, Ken

I did not see the Murro's caption (how can I see those). But the image's is 'murro_hit_by_a_horse.jpg'. I think that would explain why its face is half-swollen.

♥ 9:33am Beast of Boonton:

goat alarm

9:34am queems:

well timed goat scream

9:34am JFR:

Emmanuelle Signer, married to Roman Polanski, stars in many of his films.

9:35am SeanG:

the boss!

9:36am queems:

hell yeah billie jean

♥ 9:36am steveo:

she was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene

9:37am Chris from DC:

The train gif is amazing.

9:37am GingerbeardMan:

@Ken Where can I listen to that episode?

9:38am Vincent Nifigance:

eNo one controls The Goat.

9:38am Brendan:

It’s like picking the lesser of two evils. Only this one is a song for babies about being careful and not having babies.

♥ 9:38am MD:

GOOD MORNING MY FELLOW STAR SHINE!!!

♥ 9:39am MD:

STARSHINES???

♥ 9:39am steveo:

Seigner, fwiw

♥ 9:40am AnAnonymousParty:

What is the technology behind the goat alarm automatic trigger? Is it an AI based system? How was it trained?

9:41am SeanG:

Pledge!!

♥ 9:43am Ken From Hyde Park:

As I mentioned on Clay Pigeon's show today, I plan to pledge to some more DJs when I get to next month's credit card billing cycle. (yarf, sounds like humblebrag, sorry)

9:44am queems:

last week’s fill in was one of the best shows i have ever heard just so you know

9:44am FяFя (:

It is an untrained goat, AnAnonymous Party. Unlike this year WFMU's mascot (highly educated and trained for marimba playing).

♥ 9:44am NotARealDoctor:

Well, I just got approved for our first mortgage. I was going to use it to buy a lovely Victorian duplex so my mother in law could move in with us, but I guess we could keep renting and I could give the money to WFMU instead. Would that help?

♥ 9:45am tom from Glasgow:

Ich bin in ein herrenzimmer in Schottland!!

♥ 9:45am tom from Glasgow:

well, it's my living room

♥ 9:47am steveo:

oh, you

♥ 9:49am -Ken:

@AAP, it is an AI trained Goat. We used Google's AI program and fed 1325 hours of online porn into it so that it knew what it was looking for. Now it is PERFECT.

♥ 9:49am AnAnonymousParty:

Oh good, the GIF of David Hasselhoff hugging a guy on a beach is back.

9:50am Vincent Nifigance:

You hear what @queems said @SMKen? You better straighten up and fly right, buster.

♥ 9:50am Mailman Tom:

How will the station make up for the 19% shortfall ?

♥ 9:52am Ken From Hyde Park:

The AI 7SD episode last week altered my brain during the course of the show . That was wild. I had the sensation of neurons re-interconnecting.

♥ 9:52am northguineahills:

You can tell it's YLT from Georgia's drum beat.

♥ 9:53am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken. Aha, that explains all the ads I've been seeing for porn and goat care products since I started listening to WFMU.

9:54am I'M A MEATEATER!:

Are they gonna go naked?

♥ 9:55am -Ken:

Top of the Hour Legal ID time coming up! The phone number is 201-209-9368 when you hear the Young Marble Giants song.

9:56am queems:

i’ve been wondering what moby is up to these days

9:56am queems:

just kidding

♥ 9:57am dale:

hi ken - when will mt. hope be back up? i had to listen to WPDH yesterday at a jobsite - IT WAS HORRIBLE!

♥ 9:58am northguineahills:

Once when I was djing, Moby came w/ friends and sat at a table in front of the dj booth and played cards all night. All I did was shake his hand.

9:58am FяFя (:

I propose renaming the Legal ID to the Goat ID. Just make sure to scream like a goat at the end of the legal ID.

9:58am Cecile:

Hallo, wie geht's?

9:59am FяFя (:

Just in time Cecile for the Goat ID!!

♥ 10:00am northguineahills:

Lachen laut, Cecile!

10:00am fleep:

Started good, stumbled, recovered. 8.3

10:01am Cecile:

Gut, ngh, gut!

♥ 10:01am BronwynB:

morning ken and everyone

10:01am FяFя (:

That was an invalid Goat ID. You know how I know? Because it did not have a GOAT SCREAAAAAAM!!!

♥ 10:02am tom from Glasgow:

YES Caledonia

10:02am Cecile:

It was a G.O.A.T. ID. Greatest of all time.

♥ 10:03am geoff mcq:

This is better than the Frankie Miller version

10:03am FяFя (:

This Cromagnon song is freaking 50 years old!

♥ 10:03am northguineahills:

what Cecile said!

♥ 10:03am -Ken:

DALE! Is 90.1fm off the air? I thought it was on backup.. jaysuss nobody told me the backup had failed. You gotta call me when it's dead!

10:03am Cecile:

This poster is 56 years old!

♥ 10:04am AnAnonymousParty:

I'm 60 years old.

♥ 10:04am dale:

no ken, it's ON, it just sounds like SHIT. 56k over a landline under water shit.

10:05am Cecile:

Holy shit, you're not that old, AAP.

♥ 10:05am northguineahills:

and tom! (ironic since he's in Caledonia)

10:05am Chris from DC:

Th'Hose!

♥ 10:05am dale:

legally on. not regally on.

♥ 10:06am tom from Glasgow:

i would nominate that for Indy Scotland anthem

♥ 10:06am northguineahills:

I just hit 42....

10:06am Sam:

91.1 is on the air, but the music sounds really weird and creepy

10:07am FяFя (:

I'm 91.1 years old. What a coincidence!

♥ 10:07am Andrew Waterloo:

I'm 40 today

♥ 10:07am steveo:

creepy and awesome, itym

♥ 10:07am tom from Glasgow:

that's just Ken's selections i think

10:08am Sam:

I tried adjusting my radio, it still sounds creepy. I'm going to take this thing back to Radio Shack and ask for my money back.

♥ 10:08am steveo:

Sometime today, I will be exactly 48 and 2/23 years old.

10:08am fleep:

Happy Birthday to the mere child, Andrew Waterloo

10:09am cory:

uh Sam, i've got some bad news for you

♥ 10:09am steveo:

(Birthday calculator: perl.plover.com...)

♥ 10:10am northguineahills:

feliz cumpleanos Andrew!

10:10am FяFя (:

Happy birthday, Andrew Waterloo! According to the WFMU tradition you should convert your birthday gifts into cash and donate the proceedings to the almost official "WFMU Friends of the Official Club of WFMU Friends". Which I am the only member by the way.

♥ 10:10am AnAnonymousParty:

@Sam, you'll just end up with a new phone.

♥ 10:10am tom from Glasgow:

happy birthday, Andrew Waterloo!

10:11am FяFя (:

This talkative song (boiler) is going to trigger BIG TIME the goat alarm.

♥ 10:11am Rob (Jerzcity):

Happy Bidet, Andrew!
Sometime today I will be exactly 38-1/4 years old (per the calc)

♥ 10:11am AnAnonymousParty:

Well, my parents led me to believe I was born in 1958, and that was always good enough for me.

♥ 10:11am dale:

sam, on your way back from radio shack maybe you can pick up some new sheets at sears, a game at toys r us and a parakeet at woolworths

♥ 10:11am groucho:

I thought this was Vicky (People Like Us) for a bit, had to come on here to check

♥ 10:12am melinda:

@groucho me too.

♥ 10:12am Andrew Waterloo:

Well, FRFR, I am probably not getting any birthday gifts. I am seeing the Rev Horton Heat tonight.

♥ 10:12am tom from Glasgow:

34 and 6/7ths? what did i do to deserve such a fraction

♥ 10:12am steveo:

same here, groucho, then I felt racist

♥ 10:13am groucho:

hah!

10:13am FяFя (:

The mother of all Goats alarms in 3.....2........1.....

♥ 10:13am melinda:

The birthday calculator told me I would be 0 years old some time today.

10:13am Sam:

Nevermind all that, what happened with the boiler???!!

♥ 10:14am steveo:

don't worry, you'll deserve a different fraction tomorrow (times are GMT, so they're off by 4 or 5 hours for east coast u.s. (i.e. it does't work right at night)

♥ 10:14am steveo:

melinda just put your real birthday in the url

10:14am queems:

goat alarm required

10:14am Cecile:

okay, had to turn that off for a bit.

♥ 10:14am tom from Glasgow:

oh christ, that took a turn

10:15am Cecile:

Yeah. It's harrowing.

10:15am Nellie:

Wow easy listening

♥ 10:15am steveo:

)

♥ 10:15am βrian:

I'm taking refuge in Pink Floyd, of all things. Oy.

10:16am queems:

sometime today i will be exactly 30 and 5/11th years old

♥ 10:16am βrian:

And now Pink Floyd stuck on a groove ...

10:16am JFR:

ah The Boiler

♥ 10:16am βrian:

Hah, DJ in the bathroom ...

♥ 10:16am steveo:

wow an alternate universe where everyone's confessing their age!

♥ 10:16am BronwynB:

i shall be one score and four years old in almost exactly two months

♥ 10:17am Parq:

'Cile, Tom -- pretty hard to take, huh? I remember when FMU first started playing it in the early 80s -- it was like listening to a train wreck.

♥ 10:17am BronwynB:

so something like 23 6/8ths?

10:17am Ike:

That was stomach-churning.

10:18am Cecile:

Yeah, it never loses its shock value.

10:18am cory:

okay, off to work i go.
ugh

♥ 10:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Does the AI goat look at the GIFs and sound the alarm if necessary?

10:20am Sam:

If androids dream of electric sheep, what do AI goats dream of?

10:20am FяFя (:

BronwynB,

Are you the baby of Ken's show? Anyone younger than BronwynB? Perhaps BronwynX, Y or Z?

10:21am exile-on-hicks-st:

Sometime today, I will be exactly 45 and 40/41 years old.

♥ 10:21am AnAnonymousParty:

I step a way for a 5 minute meeting, what the Hell happened?

10:22am Sam:

AAP, all hell broke loose, this is why you can not leave!

♥ 10:22am cklequ:

5 minutes will ruin you.

♥ 10:23am tom from Glasgow:

@AAP: en.wikipedia.org...

10:23am queems:

i like to picture people driving down the parkway accidentally flipping to this show

♥ 10:24am Aaron Working In Newark:

lmao @queems

♥ 10:25am AnAnonymousParty:

Yikes. Thank you morning scrum meeting!

10:25am Sam:

That's what the billboard is for!

10:26am queems:

thank whatever weird diety for music of mind control

♥ 10:26am dale:

more yackety sax.

10:26am FяFя (:

AAP,

You also need to report back your age:

https://perl.plover.com/misc/approx-fractions.cgi?birthday=20180328

♥ 10:26am dale:

yes!

♥ 10:27am βrian:

Not as bad as Yakkety Felder.

10:27am Evan From Seattle:

Don't stop the yakkity sax. embrace it. ALL THE YAKKITY SAX!

10:27am Evan From Seattle:

#YakkitySaxNation

10:27am Cecile:

queems, I thought it was that, but no, it's a weird underground electronic band.

10:27am Sam:

That stuff will destroy your life so fast and all the while you think you're having fun

10:28am Cecile:

oh, it was! There is another Left Hand of Darkness.

10:29am queems:

you have been subscribed to yakety sax facts

♥ 10:29am melinda:

I turned 47 and 1/22 between 8 and 8:30 am.

♥ 10:29am tom from Glasgow:

i have got one episode of Wild, Wild Country left but i can't break away from the radio, ha ha

10:29am FяFя (:

Yakity Sax is the ultimate placebo.

♥ 10:29am tom from Glasgow:

here's a cool article that you may well have seen newrepublic.com...

♥ 10:29am dale:

if you've never seen 'benny hulk' on youtube GO THERE NOW!

www.youtube.com...

♥ 10:29am Aaron Working In Newark:

Interesting stuff Ken! Was looking forward to seeing that documentary!!!

♥ 10:30am AnAnonymousParty:

OK, so I'm not 60, I'm 59 and 3/8 years old according to some code on the internet. Past a certain age you really don't care anymore.

♥ 10:30am steveo:

I AM GOING TO EAGLE ROCK NEXT WEEK AND EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT L.A.

♥ 10:30am tom from Glasgow:

i just watched the "blended beavers" part last night in complete disbelief

10:30am Cecile:

Holy Hell is another good cult documentary.

♥ 10:30am dale:

we need shitty flute yackety sax

♥ 10:31am melinda:

I would watch the Rajneesh doc but I'm taking a break from Netflix to offset my FMU pledges and prevent binge sessions.
@Cecile that was a really good one.

10:31am Cecile:

A Love Supreme is pretty far ahead of its time.

10:31am FяFя (:

Sorry, which cult are we talking about? Is it the NXIVM one? The one that branded women with the initials of the founder who last week was arrested?

10:32am Sam:

Ha I heard about that, you've got to be pretty brainwashed to let someone brand you

♥ 10:32am βrian:

Never tried salvia. Stevia, though. Bleh.

10:32am cory@work:

welp, i made it to work and everything is still grey

10:32am Cecile:

No, Holy Hell is about a yoga cult that kind of turned into a crazy cult of personality around a failed Hollywood extra.

♥ 10:32am tom from Glasgow:

nah, this is the Rajneeshee cult of Baghwan Shree Rajneesh, subject of new Netflix doc "Wild, Wild Country". although i literally just found out about them Nexium creeps yesterday also

10:33am queems:

outshone is an understatement

♥ 10:33am northguineahills:

Yeah, Jonathan kicked ass last week, watch out Ken!

♥ 10:33am tom from Glasgow:

@Cecile that sounds up my street too

10:34am Cecile:

I've known about the NYXIM folks for about 2 years. Celebrity gossip and various cult watch blogs have been talking about it. Two of the Bronfman (Seagran's) family were in it, got disgruntled and sued the leader for a bunch of money.

10:35am FяFя (:

cory@work,

Look on the bright side. At least is not coryw/ojob.

♥ 10:35am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken, check capacitor C17 in your yakety sax, over the years it shorts and then you can't get it out of an endless repeat cycle. Replace it with a 6.8uF@25v and you'll be good to go.

♥ 10:37am tom from Glasgow:

we need a yakety tuba

♥ 10:38am AnAnonymousParty:

I have a yakety tuba mp3. Really. I do.

♥ 10:38am tom from Glasgow:

ok never mind i found it www.youtube.com...

♥ 10:38am BronwynB:

oh, the age thing involves actual calculations. well, according to that code i'm 23 and 44/53rds

♥ 10:38am northguineahills:

Tell me about it fofo, I was picky about what jobs I'd take, and paid the price for it, but I'm glad I did,as I love this one. It's just not in the town that used to be my love, Brooklyn.

♥ 10:39am tom from Glasgow:

oh god www.youtube.com...

♥ 10:39am dale:

seems to be no consensus on the spelling of 'yackety'

10:40am Sam:

You don't want your sax to be too yackety, but it's even worse if it's not yackety enough. There's a whole art to it. There are experts in the field. I thought about becoming a professional yacketist actually, but those people are not much fun.

♥ 10:42am AnAnonymousParty:

Spelling of yakety is a regional thing, you can tell where folks is from. It's like asking someone where they went to High School.

♥ 10:43am northguineahills:

*makes note of Bronwyn's bday*, which I'll forget by the next full moon.

10:43am Brendan:

@Ken, I tuned in at the end of the cult conversation. The Marshall Applewhite stuff on YouTube is a hoot. This is right around the anniversary of when he and a bunch of his acolytes slipped on some sneakers and offed themselves. Porcupine Tree did a song Last Chance to Evacuate Planet Earth (Before It Is Recycled).

10:43am Sam:

In Quebec they spell it yacquetille

♥ 10:43am dale:

i tried playing the sax yackety once, but it was more talkative, not even chatty....just can't hit the the acme that is yackety.

♥ 10:43am tom from Glasgow:

"this really yaks my sax" could be an expression of either approval or disappointment

♥ 10:44am AnAnonymousParty:

@Sam: There's better money in being a yakety tech.

10:44am middlebun:

Hence the dictionary of American Regional English. DARE for short.

♥ 10:44am Brian C.:

Once I went to Nashville. The one live show I took in was Boots Randolph.

♥ 10:45am tom from Glasgow:

DARE to resist regional dialect

10:46am Sam:

Are you some kind of puppy squeezer, mate?

10:46am FяFя (:

northguineahills,

Good to hear. I also heard Brooklyn misses you.

♥ 10:46am BronwynB:

haha i wouldn't expect chris morris to use a beach boys bed music

♥ 10:46am tom from Glasgow:

aaahhhhh! Blue Jam is his best work, in my view

10:46am Cecile:

Is Surf's Up playing behind him?

10:47am queems:

gotta get some teeth make up

♥ 10:47am Andrew Waterloo:

Wasn't there a band called Calvin Saturday and the Puppy Squeezer?

♥ 10:47am tom from Glasgow:

@Bronwyn i have to recommend this show to you. it's all like this, pretty much www.cookdandbombd.co.uk...

♥ 10:47am Ken From Hyde Park:

That's not Drugs Are Really Excellent, a pro-narcotics slogan?

♥ 10:47am BronwynB:

@cecile: yes!

♥ 10:47am tom from Glasgow:

conker-hard and big as a saucepan

♥ 10:48am AnAnonymousParty:

If you are wearing a jacket with fireworks attached, there's no need to mention that is special.

♥ 10:48am BronwynB:

thanks tom! i like brass eye a lot so im interested to hear more from morris

10:49am Sam:

I bet that burning cinnamon hat smelled amazing. And it was unscripted! Amazing.

10:49am middlebun:

A real dictionary. Fascinating as dust bunnies.

♥ 10:49am tom from Glasgow:

no worries! i can be a tremendous Morris bore, so i'll try not to be, but it's an astonishing feat of radio.

♥ 10:50am βrian:

It must be odd growing up in the UK of your name is Laurie.

♥ 10:50am melinda:

I like the Elephant Story.

10:50am cory@work:

fofo, i work in a bar in indiana and i’m a leftist. shit is going to get dark today. sometimes i just want to move to my in laws farm and build a little shack in their woods

10:51am cory@work:

maybe i’m just really bummed out today

♥ 10:51am People Like Us:

People who like Chris Morris: download this lot: www.mediafire.com...
I especially recommend the Radio 1 Music Show

10:51am PMD:

Omg I loved that

♥ 10:52am AnAnonymousParty:

That's nothing, Bob and Doug MacKenzie once put out a entire brewery fire.

♥ 10:52am tom from Glasgow:

nice one Vicki

♥ 10:52am dale:

lost the feed on my squeezebox. woe is me.

10:53am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@FoFo-Frank Parlato in the website Artvoice in Buffalo wrote about NXIVM a lot last year.

♥ 10:55am northguineahills:

@Cory: chin up! it might get fully dark before the dawn, but it always breaks. (I've been there).

10:55am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I will be 50 and 19/22 years old today.

10:55am FяFя (:

cory@work,

In solidarity, from now on, if I shall go to a bar I'll hold my beer holding my left hand. So you can be sure fofo is a leftist too.

♥ 10:56am northguineahills:

danks fofo!

♥ 10:56am Guido from Cologne:

Davey Graham!
Great mix on this show troday! :-)

♥ 10:56am northguineahills:

Davey Graham getting some good primetime play on WFMU lately!

♥ 10:57am Stevel:

Hey cory@work! Don't despair! We have a credible Democrat running in this hyper-GOP district. Maybe you need to get up to the big city of Fort Wayne for a break. (Does that sound pathetic?)

10:57am FяFя (:

Goat ID ppppllllleeeasse!!

10:57am r i s k y:

Waaahooo!

♥ 10:57am Ken From Hyde Park:

201-209-9368

10:58am Sam:

Yosemite Sam!

♥ 10:58am People Like Us:

ha ha

10:58am fleep:

Yeeeeehaaaaa ride 'em cowboy

10:58am queems:

WOW

♥ 10:58am BronwynB:

which of you was that?

♥ 10:58am AnAnonymousParty:

And he's mad as Hell and not going to take it anymore!

10:59am Ramon vs Ramon:

cory@work I feel you. I've been off-the-grid for a few weeks since I hammered my iPhone to smithereens. All news are bad news. A shack on a farm sounds like an excellent idea.

♥ 10:59am Asheville Jon:

#taintedButter

♥ 10:59am tom from Glasgow:

oh god it's this ahahaha

♥ 10:59am Aaron Working In Newark:

Its a Classic.

10:59am FяFя (:

Barby time!!!

#F*tardNation

10:59am ian:

This show is making me feel even more stoned than I already did. Awesmome

♥ 10:59am medson:

Ahhhh YES ! The second most favorited song on WMFU

♥ 11:00am Lizardner Dave:

www.stnj.org...

♥ 11:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

Daddy Garbage messing up the 11:00 song.

11:00am queems:

a charming ditty

♥ 11:00am Stevel:

Oh, hey! Pretty sure I just found that piece of sizzling hot meat that you were inquiring about. I believe its right HERE!

♥ 11:01am AnAnonymousParty:

What kind of flanger is that?

♥ 11:01am northguineahills:

Lachen laut, medson!

♥ 11:01am melinda:

Digging the show today.

11:02am FяFя (:

Is there a vegan version of the BBQ song?

♥ 11:02am steveo:

favorited Davey Grahame JUST FOR ME

11:02am Sam:

Actually Fofo, the food is all vegan. The meat is actually something else.

♥ 11:02am βrian:

"Some sizzling hot seitan for you ..."

11:03am cory@work:

okay, taking deep breathes

♥ 11:03am tom from Glasgow:

♥ 11:03am Asheville Jon:

ha, vegan version. something like: something that isn't meat but that you really want to taste meat for you. let's tell everyone we're a vegan and you suck for you.
etc.

11:03am Sam:

Did somebody say..... Seitan?!

♥ 11:03am βrian:

Eurovision? What dat?

11:04am COLINfromvictoriabritishcolumbiacanada:

I'm a party snake

♥ 11:04am tom from Glasgow:

uh-oh

11:04am Evan From Seattle:

oh man a wfmu eurovision party would be awesome.

♥ 11:04am AnAnonymousParty:

@Ken: Joke's on you, I've already favorited it

♥ 11:04am northguineahills:

I'm an omnivore, but I do make a mean vegan bbq.

♥ 11:04am tom from Glasgow:

"he's got a piece of delish tofu..."

♥ 11:05am tom from Glasgow:

as i've said before on boards, Eurovision is my #2 music event of the year behind marathon

♥ 11:05am tom from Glasgow:

on *these boards, dammit. im gonna stop posting

11:05am Sam:

You can be the buns, and I can be the burger girl

♥ 11:05am melinda:

I wish I could watch Eurovision and drink with other WFMUers, especially during the day.

♥ 11:05am northguineahills:

We need to see the finale of Moondog's saga!

♥ 11:06am melinda:

@tom I understood you.

♥ 11:07am tom from Glasgow:

thanks Melinda

♥ 11:07am βrian:

The musician or the goat?

♥ 11:08am northguineahills:

βrian: yes!

11:08am Sam:

I'm going to fire up the barbecue and throw a couple wheels of brie on there

♥ 11:08am (((Murakami Whywolf):

βrian:
'And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and
tell her..."SEITAN! SEITAN! SEITAN!".'

♥ 11:08am tom from Glasgow:

this episode's getting starred

11:09am FяFя (:

Sam,

Wait...what? There's no way meat has another meaning as I can see in the Oxford Dictionary I have here sitting next to my beloved children books .

11:09am Sam:

I'll explain when you're older

11:10am Sam:

When you're 48 and 17/19ths you'll be ready

♥ 11:10am βrian:

Seitan, like me, dines at Chez Glutine.

♥ 11:11am melinda:

@Murakami haha, that was the first number on the first mix tape my sister made for me when we were teens.

♥ 11:11am thriftstoreleather:

its been a great show today, Ken! total AvantPopGarde perfection!
Enjoy the Wednesday everyone

11:11am FяFя (:

Sam,

I'm already 49 and 69/69

11:11am Ramon vs Ramon:

IMHO the only legitimate way to enjoy Eurovision, or any of those festivals (i.e.: Viña del Mar) is by being properly stoned. Is pot legal in Jersey yet? I really hope so soon.

11:12am queems:

it’s baaaaaack

♥ 11:12am tom from Glasgow:

this Murphy guy is working on it

11:13am Sam:

Fucking Murphy hasn't legalized it yet! Come on Phil, we're not getting any younger here.

♥ 11:13am AnAnonymousParty:

This is what earth sounds like to the aliens.

11:13am Sam:

I still don't know why Obama didn't just take care of it on the national level. Sigh. Now we have to wait for Bernie, or whoever.

♥ 11:14am tadpole:

more yakity sax please. i was just about to make love.

♥ 11:14am -Ken:

@Gudio and Thriftstoreleather, thank you! I much appreciate your appreciation.

♥ 11:15am northguineahills:

Yakety Sax makes even sexist shows sound enjoyable. Boots Randolph was a genius!

Ivan the Tolerable is an amazing name (as I've said before).

11:16am Sam:

Apparently Kim Jong Un is quite the stoner

♥ 11:17am -Ken:

@Sam, are you Sam the SSD Appraiser?

♥ 11:17am AnAnonymousParty:

Apparently? Or evidently?

11:18am Sam:

Yup

♥ 11:18am -Ken:

@Sam, we need a ruling on last week's show. I am told there have been Bad Show Insurance Claims made.

11:19am Sam:

Oh geez, I didn't listen last week. I'll have to go back and listen to the archive.

11:19am Ramon vs Ramon:

Welcome back Ken. Marathon must've been brutal. I'm a $15/month subscriber for life and that's all I can afford right now. I wanted to volunteer but Scott said all positions were filled so I couldn't give ya'll more. I hope the remainder of what the station needs is raised soon. It is well deserved. On the East Coast, there is no better radio outfit than WFMU imho. Good luck.

11:19am queems:

that’s a tough one. innovative concept, difficult to listen to

11:20am Sam (:

Yes, KEN, it waz a prety awfull show.

i am Sam the appreiser

11:21am Wild Neil||Peace All:

Alvarius B is like a very silly prog rock band.

♥ 11:22am tadpole:

Ah Ken, you should get points for high-concept and the technological feat.

♥ 11:22am tom from Glasgow:

lol

♥ 11:23am -Ken:

Sam the Appraiser knows how to spell the word "Appraiser." That is how I know you are not he.

♥ 11:23am Michele:

Yes! Name Song!

11:23am FяFя (:

Wild Neil,

Are you suggesting the Emperor has no clothes?

11:23am Fox:

Hullo everyone.

♥ 11:23am Asheville Jon:

ken, last week's 7SD show was TERRIBLE

♥ 11:23am tadpole:

It wasn't great listening but as someone who just wants the sweet sound of andy's zingers around, it did the trick.

♥ 11:24am Michele:

The video for this is amazing! - coub.com...

♥ 11:24am tom from Glasgow:

this is incredibly silly

♥ 11:24am Michele:

@Tom - go watch the video I just posted for this song, it's incredible

11:24am FяFя (:

Sam the Appreiser seems very legit to me.

♥ 11:25am tom from Glasgow:

@Michele say no more!

11:25am Samme:

Non non, I em zee real Sam appraiseur! End ah say zee show was zee best!

11:27am FяFя (:

Imagijne how good Sam the Appraiser is that his sixth sense informed him to avoid listening to last week's show.

♥ 11:27am tadpole:

There's no french word for appraiser.

♥ 11:28am geoff mcq:

Additional goat is always a winner

♥ 11:29am tom from Glasgow:

@Michele that was, in fact, incredible. dying

11:29am FяFя (:

I trust the integrity, probity, rectitude, honor, and good character of Samme the appraeisur.

♥ 11:31am northguineahills:

wait, when was 7SD supposed to be great? (or entertaining).

11:31am Wild Neil||Peace All:

There is no Polish word for "comport". I found this out this week from my wife and Google translate which spit out a nonsensical answer.

♥ 11:32am Asheville Jon:

not supposed to be great or entertaining, just not bad. last week's show was way beyond bad.

11:32am FяFя (:

I did not even know there was an English word named 'comport'.

11:32am Sam:

Was it so beyond bad that it came out the other side and was good again?

♥ 11:33am tadpole:

It's the place where you park you com I think

♥ 11:33am Asheville Jon:

no Sam, it just kept going down the pit of awfulness with no hope of returning

11:34am queems:

it was physically exhausting

11:34am FяFя (:

Oh, I see. Comport it's the portmanteau of computer and port! My comport is localhost:8080

♥ 11:35am northguineahills:

@WN: the best I got is komponovat, which is Czech (but they borrowed a lot from germanic languages when they officiated their language in the 19th c. (Czech is closely related to Polish).

♥ 11:35am Asheville Jon:

the general consensus on the comments was that the --concept-- was ok, but the execution was torturous

♥ 11:35am steveo:

If a station has RDS, does it have to censor any of the 7 dirty words that appear in band names?

♥ 11:36am tadpole:

The French have no word for "portmanteau"

♥ 11:36am steveo:

(all these clicky-stars, still JUST FOR ME)

♥ 11:36am -Ken:

I loved last week's Seven Second Delay. It was a wonderful trip down memory lane for me.

♥ 11:36am geoff mcq:

I didn't mind last week's 7SD. I was quite happy to give up an hour of my life listening to some genuine experimentation.

♥ 11:37am tadpole:

There was a moment where it sounded like Andy made an old woman cry during a prank call?

♥ 11:38am -Ken:

Thank you Geoff! It is an experimental comedy show, after all. As such, the FCC requires us to experiment.

11:38am Wild Neil||Peace All:

I almost peed myself laughing when the talking computer was used to say the comments. Things like Mike Hunt and stuff. Really hilarious! and so stoooooopid, just like Captain Underpants or the Three Stooges.

11:38am Sam:

If Andy made an old woman cry I'm thinking it was probably a good show just for that... But I'll have to listen objectively.

♥ 11:39am -Ken:

Wild Neil, do you stand behind all your posts here?

11:39am queems:

also i think it should get points because a kid programmed it

11:39am Dean:

zachowywać się

♥ 11:40am Asheville Jon:

SAY NO WILD NEIL! KEN IS LOOKING FOR AN OUT SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO PAY THE BAD SHOW CLAIMS

♥ 11:40am melinda:

I missed last week's episode, will have to go to the archives.

♥ 11:40am Asheville Jon:

#taintedButter

11:40am Sam:

Nobody on this comments board is under oath. I don't think any of it is admissible.

♥ 11:41am People Like Us:

I didn't listen and I thought it was great

11:41am The French:

We don't waste our time making words for things we don't give a merde about.

11:41am FяFя (:

Last week 7SD show was so funny that it made 1000 computers laugh their asses off.

11:42am herb.nyc:

maybe Ken would like Andy to pay on a Bad Show claim. for it'd make andy work harder to make good shows. just like capitalism and the internet are working out so great for us.

11:42am Sam:

The ideal would be if Andy had to take a second job at McDonalds just to pay all the bad show claims

11:42am Wild Neil||Peace All:

@Ken-They say in snowboarding, unless you are falling you are not really pushing yourself. I would hazard to say some of the 7SD is inspired precisely because you push yourselves very hard to come up with new ideas.
I stand behind all my comments, even the fringe ones from 2016. I earnestly believe everything I write.

11:43am cobradan:

Nice Notekillers.

11:44am herb.nyc:

thanks for saying MERDE, @TheFrench. young me was watching Monty Python on tv and 1 of the men, dressed as woman, was on phone. said something like, "oh really, ... oh merde...oh merde". i didn't understand why people laughed (i think a laugh track was on).

♥ 11:44am -Ken:

The decision rests with Appraiser Sam alone.

♥ 11:44am Asheville Jon:

Sam Malone?

11:45am Ramon vs Ramon:

It's hard to watch Californians and Coloradoians (?sp) enjoy pot legally and here in the NorthEast no one has the balls to do what they've done there. I have insomnia and I freakin' need it.

♥ 11:45am AnAnonymousParty:

My suspicion is the Bad Show Insurance works like a class action lawsuit; if you win a get a check for $1.27 and a voucher to listen to a show on WMFU for free.

♥ 11:45am -Ken:

Wild Neil, that makes me feel a lot better about all my snowboard injuries from last week.

11:45am tadpole:

lift up the lord and appraise him

11:47am Sam (:

Thank u Ken . I'll give you my veredelict soon.

I am sam the appreiser. the original one.

♥ 11:47am -Ken:

Not much longer Ramon...

11:49am Dean:

French for "appraiser" is "expert."

♥ 11:50am βrian:

Or possibly "évaluateur."

♥ 11:51am medson:

I feel so secure having that bad show policy in my safe deposit box.

♥ 11:51am βrian:

I wouldn't be surprised if the Qébecois had their own word.

11:51am Homer Simpson:

Mmmmm, soooo yackety.....

♥ 11:51am Ken From Hyde Park:

Heavy what now?

♥ 11:51am Lizardner Dave:

OOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRGUH!

♥ 11:51am tom from Glasgow:

yesssss

11:52am Cecile:

this is really just Life's Been Good taken sideways.

♥ 11:52am steveo:

hahaha i didn't recognize this at first

11:52am Dean:

Expert d'assurance specifically refers to an insurance evaluator.

♥ 11:52am Planet Tyler:

Everytime I see footage of Trump I hear the Benny Hill music

11:52am FяFя (:

Wait...AAP,

Are you telling me the class action lawsuits are a joke? i thought they were for real! In fact, the USA is famous for these claims that turn people into millionaires from the most ridiculous things.

♥ 11:52am steveo:

pretty nice like this -- at least i've never heard it before

11:52am JFR:

VERY METAL

♥ 11:52am medson:

Leo Slayer

11:52am Brendan:

You’re a war criminal.

♥ 11:52am tom from Glasgow:

it's like diet SunnO)))

♥ 11:52am steveo:

i'm not sure you have time to play the whole thing though

11:52am Evan From Seattle:

I'm didding the leo sayer slow jamz

♥ 11:53am Listener Bob in PGH:

Oh my god, it's going to take FOREVER to get thru this song!!!

11:53am tadpole:

ah I know. I was just trying to bring back some classic George W. Bush jokes.

11:53am FяFя (:

It is so slow that I thought it was T.a.T.u for a moment! This is the worst case of cognitive dissonance I have ever experimented in my life!

11:54am Dean:

Québécois for appraiser is "expert de poutine."

♥ 11:54am Planet Tyler:

O man, Heavy Metal is *still* terrible. I dont think you can fix it Ken but it's a good try

♥ 11:54am joe mulligan:

finally justice

♥ 11:54am Nick S.:

Leo Sayer was so tough.

♥ 11:54am βrian:

@Dean: what kind of appraiser would Dr. BootyGrabber be?

♥ 11:54am steveo:

Linnda!

11:55am Linda Lee:

luuuuuuvvvleeeeeeeeeee ...

♥ 11:55am Jeff Moore:

You had me at woof... moo.

11:55am Davee:

Time to rename the song "Slow Metal". The cow sound effects adds a nice touch.

11:55am Cecile:

fofo; if you are one of three hundred people, it makes a difference. If you are one of three hundred thousand people, it makes less of a difference.

♥ 11:55am steveo:

(Oh hi, Linda -- I meant Ronstadt, btw...)

11:56am Dean:

Expert de latex

♥ 11:56am melinda:

Thanks Ken!

11:56am tadpole:

felder during a k-hole

11:56am Linda Lee:

naturally! :-)

11:56am Brendan:

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the Felder Nation and its rockers last for a thousand years, men and women will still say, "This was their finest hour.”

♥ 11:56am medson:

@tadpole yes Down in a K Hole

11:56am FяFя (:

Not to be confused with Leo Slayer, the founding member of the eponymous band, Slayer.

♥ 11:56am AnAnonymousParty:

@FяFя: You'll have to ask Ken and/or Andy about their relationship to the lawyers behind the scenes to figure out where the real money goes. Not that I'm cynical or anything. Not at my age.

♥ 11:56am Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ken are you having a stroke there?

11:57am Davee:

Will he make it by Noon?

11:57am queems:

it sounds way better this way

♥ 11:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Imagine a naïve citizen flipping around the radio dial and landing on this particular track?

11:58am Undead83:

Wow, a 25 minutes long version of Heavy Metal

11:58am Davee:

It sounds somewhat better but it does drag out the pain.

11:58am Ramon vs Ramon:

Txt ppl o' "'FMU land. Auf Luftbaloons! Je ne ces pas

♥ 11:59am blee:

Does that mean that Warwick wins?

♥ 11:59am northguineahills:

danks, kenathon!

♥ 11:59am steveo:

you can really hear the nuance in his vocal styling -- so beautiful

♥ 11:59am cosmic matrix:

hhhoowww cccoouuulllddd yyyoouuu????

11:59am FяFя (:

Very good, Ken, for disfiguring, dismembering, mistreating, and tearing apart the Leo Sayer song.

♥ 11:59am tom from Glasgow:

amazing show, cheers Ken

11:59am herb.nyc:

since METAL is mentioned, i've said this on other chatboards but singer Sam Philips (who used to be married to T-Bone B) said "heavy metal artists don't know how much they owe to Farah Fawcett Majors".

11:59am Sam:

I think Ken's down having a look at the boiler. It's been a little yackety lately, which is not something you want in a boiler.

12:00pm Davee:

Place some animal noises in there

♥ 12:00pm Asheville Jon:

yawn

♥ 12:01pm βrian:

Coming up on the opposite track, I think:
100% Whatever with Mary Wing
wfmu.org...

♥ 12:01pm AnAnonymousParty:

Say you need some money, say $260,000.00 for easy math. So you take out a $1M Bad Show Insurance policy on a show on your own station, then deliberately put on a bad show and join in on with others making claims and then pocket most of the money for yourself? make a claim and u

12:01pm FяFя (:

Thanks, Ken! Great show, gifs, music, comments and haters! Till next episode, everyone! Take care and remember: BE HAPPY GODAMMIT!! >:-|

♥ 12:02pm tadpole:

talk about soaking Andy

12:02pm Sam:

Since Andy's the one paying that might work

12:02pm FяFя (:

AAP,

That's brilliant! Ken, listen to this man!

♥ 12:02pm steveo:

thanks show; great ken!

12:03pm bobo:

Good morning everyone! I hope is not too late for a request.