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Better than the Doobie Brothers, but not as good as Santana.

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Artist Track Album Label Year Comments Approx. start time
Matt & Clay  Pre-Garbage   Options         0:00:00 ()
The Family Vibes  Garbage Man   Options         0:18:43 ()
Negro  Deformación Del Espíritu Nacional   Options Formación Del Espíritu Nacional  La Castanya  2013    0:19:39 ()
PG Six  Night Comes In   Options 7/26/17  SLSC  2018    0:32:17 ()
Trimdon Grange Explosion  The Bonnie Banks of Fordie   Options Trimdon Grange Explosion  Feeding Tube / Cardinal Fuzz  2018    0:35:46 ()
William Tyler  Call Me When I'm Breathing Again   Options Goes West  Merge  2019    0:45:36 ()
Vytas Brenner  Agua Clara   Options Venezuela 70, Vol 2 - Cosmic Visions Of A Latin American Earth: Venezuelan Experimental Rock In The 1970s (V/A)  Soul Jazz  2018    0:49:00 ()
 
Sarah Louise  Swarming at the Threshold   Options Nighttime Birds And Morning Stars  Thrill Jockey  2019    1:00:04 ()
Maurice Louca  The Leper   Options Elephantine  Northern Spy  2019    1:03:16 ()
Malombo  Mashaba   Options Malombo  KAYA  1984    1:11:31 ()
Mari Sekine  Beginning   Options Beginning  EM  2018    1:17:52 ()
Sourakata Koite  Ha-Madi   Options en Hollande  Awesome Tapes from Africa  1985/2019    1:28:39 ()
 
Michele Mercure  Time Piece   Options Beside Herself  RVNG Intl.  2018  Recordings from 1984-1992  1:38:00 ()
Richard Pinhas  Greenland   Options Iceland  Polydor  1979    1:43:28 ()
The Telescopes  All the Way Around   Options Exploding Head Syndrome  Tapete  2019    1:51:53 ()
 
Don Felder  Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride)   Options Heavy Metal Soundtrack        2:02:06 ()
Sunflare  Quality Control   Options On  Feeding Tube / Cardinal Fuzz  2018    2:06:30 ()
Bremen  Too Cold For Your Eyes   Options Enter Silence  Blackest Ever Black  2019    2:25:51 ()
 
Khana Bierbood  Jeanmaryn   Options Strangers from the East  Guruguru Brain  2019    2:34:59 ()
Jodi  Where Are All My Friends   Options Pop Espontaneo  Out-Sider  2018    2:38:54 ()
Hama  Terroir   Options Houmeissa  Sahel Sounds  2019    2:42:32 ()
Eric Random  Liquid Metal   Options A Boy Alone  Dark Entries  2018    2:45:50 ()
Sneaks  Money Don't Grow on Trees   Options Highway Hypnosis  Merge  2019    2:52:36 ()
Drinks  Pink or Die   Options Hippo Lite  Drag City  2018    2:55:07 ()
 

Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:15am Asheville Jon:

Don't mess with the desecrator!
Avatar 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:15am Vince Nifigance:

“You see Simon, there's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the donuts." Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their donut." Then finally, there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're... they're the donut people." Got it?” Henry Fool, 1997
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:15am Aaron Working In Newark:

I heard that yodle joke now like 3 times.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:15am queems:

a very regional joke
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:15am NotARealDoctor:

Gabbaghoooouuul
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:15am dale:

q. what did the italian ghost say?

a. i'll make you an offer you cannot refoooooOOOOOOOoooosssse.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:16am NotARealDoctor:

I've got a really good joke, but I'm saving it for Double Dip Recess this week
Avatar 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:17am Lixiviated Life:

... is it over?
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:18am Sem:

Hello, the King of Garbage, the protector of the Felder mojo, and the owner of a one joke repetoire, and those who attend him, and stray curious ears.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:19am steveo:

aaaaah, sweet delicious garbage at last
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:20am NotARealDoctor:

Matt, did you hear the one about the snail who took off his shell hoping he could move a little faster?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:20am Asheville Jon:

yes LL, it is finally over
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:21am NotARealDoctor:

Unfortunately it just made him a little sluggish...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:23am NotARealDoctor:

Or if you need another Italian joke, "What do you call a fake noodle?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:23am NotARealDoctor:

"An impasta"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:23am queems:

@nard HAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:24am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about that new all-pistachio diet? I think it's just nuts!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:25am NotARealDoctor:

I got a million of 'em!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:25am queems:

MORE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:27am Krys O.:

Hello dere!
Avatar 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:28am Matt Warwick:

Goooooood mornin' Ya lil garbaggios
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:28am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the overcrowded graveyard? People are really dying to get in!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:30am NotARealDoctor:

Is it still okay to tell jokes about camouflage? Because I haven't seen them anywhere!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:30am queems:

HAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:30am Andrew Waterloo:

Did you hear about the man who got his left side cut off? He's all right now.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:31am JakeGould:

@AndrewWaterloo: That was horrible. A horrible joke.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:32am queems:

I LOVED IT
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:32am NotARealDoctor:

Here's an ancient Greek one: An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?"
  Tue. 1/8/19 9:33am randyfrommichigan:

How about the man with no arms and no legs ... coincidentally his name is Matt :)
  Tue. 1/8/19 9:33am Brendan:

Or that restaurant - it’s so crowded nobody goes there anymore. But since it’s garbage time, I wanted to discuss that damed landfill. That place is a real dump.
  Tue. 1/8/19 9:33am randyfrommichigan:

@NotARealDoctor LOL
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:33am JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: HAHAHA! Eunuch’s don’t have genitals! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!
  Tue. 1/8/19 9:34am judy from croton:

PG6 oh this is wonderful.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:35am NotARealDoctor:

The sarcasm burns, @JakeGould
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:35am Andrew Waterloo:

There is a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean, his name is Bob.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:35am Ike:

Coming up today: BEST FELDER TAKEDOWNS OF 2018!

#10 goes to Queems, from January 2, 2018: "this song doesn’t sound any better in 2018"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:36am doctorjazz:

Great Richard Thompson cover
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:36am Rich in Washington:

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
  Tue. 1/8/19 9:36am queems:

KEEP EM COMING
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:36am Sem:

When he's at home, he lays outside his front door, and calls himself Mat, AW.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:36am Rich in Washington:

Stu.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:36am NotARealDoctor:

Neptune, god of the sea, sent his daughter to school. Unfortunately she was not a very good student. All of her grades were below C-Level.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:37am JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: That’s what your mom said!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:38am JakeGould:

@RichinWashington: “What do you call a leper in a hot tub?” A rich investment banker?
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:39am TDK60:

Alright, this T.G.E. song is climbing the WFMU Charts. Prepare yourselves for some folkin' loudness.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:39am NotARealDoctor:

I've started hiding my assets by investing in a company selling homes for hermit crabs. It's really a shell corporation.
  Tue. 1/8/19 9:40am prudy:

loving this TGE. Thanks so much.
  Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:40am destructo:

Long and a bit late, but here goes: Some chess players were hanging out in the lobby of a hotel, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager angrily told them to leave. The bellhop asked the hotel manager why he had done this. "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:41am NotARealDoctor:

I went to the eye doctor yesterday, he told me my vision was getting worse, but we should check it again in a year because by then it should be 2020.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:42am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the exhibit on domesticated grains? It was bread in captivity.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:43am Henry in Hopatcong:

Good morning Matt
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:44am Ike:

#9 goes to Jake from Jan. 23, 2018: "This song has passed the dead horse phase of irony. Is any of the horse left?"
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:48am TDK60:

..the W. Tyler goes well after the T.G.E., DJ MW.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:50am NotARealDoctor:

Okay, last one then I've got to go get some real work done: A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables and orders a drink. The bartender looks him up and down and says "I'll serve you, but you'd better not start anything."
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 9:51am Ken From Hyde Park:

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:52am JakeGould:

@Ken: OMFG! THAT IS HILLARIOUS!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:54am NotARealDoctor:

Wait, I lied, I just remembered another ancient joke: An Abderite bought a breeding donkey from a merchant on credit and promised to pay the merchant back with two donkeys from the first litter. He asked the man, "Would it be okay to make the payment in four installments?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:54am fleep:

A man goes into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:55am JakeGould:

@fleep: That is good. That is very good. *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps*
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 9:58am brycepunk1:

Good morning people
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 9:59am NotARealDoctor:

Matt thinks my jokes are wonderful! (˶′◡‵˶)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:04am NotARealDoctor:

A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:05am JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: I don’t get it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:06am NotARealDoctor:

@Jake (°ヘ°)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:06am Cmurtha:

Howdy ya'll. I see I've stumbled into some kind of Joke gang-war.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:07am brycepunk1:

Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Wherever you left it.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:09am Jack:

just one. (I called this one into 7SD years ago) I have a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles...I call him "Sparky"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:09am Cmurtha:

I can whip out some Ottoman jokes,Those will beat all your dad jokes on age. Alas they are heinously NSFW.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:11am JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: Can you explain how four payments and two donkeys work out?
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:12am JakeGould:

I have a “dad joke” you can only say if you are pleasantly plump. It’s basically, “They told me I should get into shape… But they just didn’t say which one!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:13am Asheville Jon:

round is a shape!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:14am NotARealDoctor:

You can't make a payment of two donkeys in four installments. The joke is that Abderites are stupid. It makes sense if you live in 3rd Century BCE Athens.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:15am JakeGould:

@Asheville: Yeah, I mean if you are fat you are round. So the joke basically makes fun of the idea of “getting into shape” meaning the verb form of “shape” in favor of the noun form of “shape” which equates to being a fatty.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:16am JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: Well, I don’t live in the 3rd century B.C. So I don’t care.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:16am Greg from ZONE 5:

Morning, Garbaggios!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

That's how you get your donkeys' breath to smell better: in-stall mints.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:17am NotARealDoctor:

I did say it was an ancient joke...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:18am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the guy who was giving away all his dead batteries? They were free of charge!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:18am JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: Now that sounds like the joke a creepy science teacher would tell you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:19am NotARealDoctor:

I just switched out our bed for a trampoline and my wife was so angry. She really hit the ceiling!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:23am JakeGould:

Did you hear the one about a cat who thought he was a dog? That cat had a ruff life.
  Tue. 1/8/19 10:23am Mike Wolf:

Hey Matt! Has it been Mari Sekine “Beginning” playing for a while? Does it just sound like four different songs? Especially good sounds today thank you I’ll take my answer off the air.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:24am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the man caught shoplifting a leg of lamb? The security guard asked what he was doing with it and the man replied, "Probably some potatoes and gravy, don't you think?"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:26am Cmurtha:

Some say if you tell a thousand dad jokes before the set is up Matt Warwick's heart beguiling laughter will ring out into space whereupon all will hear it, and the world will be at peace.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:26am JakeGould:

Why was the pencil laid off? He wasn’t too sharp.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:30am βrian:

I saw that same shoplifter taking a leek in the produce section.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:31am steveo:

I am enjoying the show; why don't bluetooth earbuds come with a clickystar button?
  Tue. 1/8/19 10:32am randyfrommichigan:

these jokes are as corny as a farmer's field
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:34am Cmurtha:

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

There I did my part to bring about the joke-Saoshyant
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:34am JakeGould:

@βrian: THAT IS VERY FUNNY!!!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:35am Chris from DC:

Bartender asks Rene Descartes, "Would you like another round?" Descartes says, "I think not" and disappears.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:36am Rob (Jerzcity):

favoriting this episode for the jokes
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:37am Cmurtha:

Its okay matt, that is just you wanting to get more people in the Hyper-Funk-Zone
  Tue. 1/8/19 10:37am LoveBuzz:

Why are we talking like this?....
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:38am kuba:

gotta install some user-css via stylish plugin. my vision is all magenta when i get back to work yowch
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:39am Rob (Jerzcity):

@DCChris - that's close to one of my favorite's
But it involves a horse. You telling your version really put "Descartes before the horse"

!!!!!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:40am aaronfromMI:

more toe jam and earl, please!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:40am Rob (Jerzcity):

hahaha @Kuba....I JUST installed a chrome extension to change the backgound colors for the same reason
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:40am Chris from DC:

Rob, that is brilliant.
  Tue. 1/8/19 10:42am olivia:

Michele Mercure ! ! ! ! <3
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:45am Chris from DC:

Pinhas!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:46am Rev. Turnip Druid:

th'PINHAS.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:46am Rev. Turnip Druid:

also: hello.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:47am NotARealDoctor:

Okay, okay. Last one for real this time. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:48am NotARealDoctor:

Sorry if you're from outside the US and that joke doesn't make sense.
  Tue. 1/8/19 10:48am Brendan:

Joke told by chimp in a bar:
https://youtu.be/3dfRZktrIlo
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:48am βrian:

@NotARealDoctor: That's ok, it doesn't really meter.
  Tue. 1/8/19 10:50am Hugo (nl):

Hi ya!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:50am NotARealDoctor:

What do you call a group of rabbits all running away in single file? A receding hare line.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:51am Rev. Turnip Druid:

I thought Iceland might have been one of the RP reissues done recently, but evidently not... one of the few I never snagged..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:51am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the sale on pickles? It was a sweet dill.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:51am βrian:

@Rev. Turnip Druid: I don't get it.
  Tue. 1/8/19 10:52am ceedubbles:

I kind of feel like Matt is just sitting in the studio playing myst or some other virtual reality game and we're listening to his soundtrack
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:52am tim from champaign:

Howdy everyone! Keep the yucks coming!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:53am Rev. Turnip Druid:

so he goes, '..if i could walk THAT way, I wouldn't need a sequencer!'
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:54am Sem:

Got a Felder on my back, weighing me down like the heaviest of metal. Need a fix, or in ike's case, an angry fix.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:54am βrian:

Matt typically breaks up all revelry and good humor about now, so the party may be over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:56am kuba:

@rob BODY { background: white !important; } /* ;) */
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:57am tim from champaign:

Here's one DJ Trouble's son told on the air some time way back: "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:57am NotARealDoctor:

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It can be pretty time consuming!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:58am NotARealDoctor:

Not as bad as swallowing a calendar, though. It eats up your entire year.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 10:58am tim from champaign:

Did you hear about the cow that tried jumping over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
Avatar 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 10:59am Lixiviated Life:

"In WFMU, no one can see you screammmmm"
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:59am βrian:

Rosemary, Sage, and Parsley tried that, @NotARealDoctor. But they didn't have the thyme.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 10:59am dale:

rhizosphere is the shizzle.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:00am Rev. Turnip Druid:

th'KITTEN.
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:00am P-90:

Feldelay Syndrome
  Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:01am Passaic River Blues:

Yes. Yes, you are.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:01am Aaron Working In Newark:

New Year, New you.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:01am Rev. Turnip Druid:

KITTEN CLAWING FOR FELDER.
DAMMIT, MAN, DO IT WITH HASTE.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:01am NotARealDoctor:

The invisible man always has so much trouble finding a date, unfortunately he's just not much to look at.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:01am peapod ross:

Fon Delder
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:01am David in London:

Felder us daddio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:02am b!!!:

If you don't enjoy it, don't force yourself.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:02am Lizardner Dave Somethingorother:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGUH!
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:02am P-90:

There should have been a New Years resolution about getting past these stalling tactics...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:02am Cmurtha:

Felder is a star
Stars burn eternally Matt
Play this song always
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:02am Sem:

Felderize.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:02am Carmichael:

POW! Just in time!
  Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:02am Passaic River Blues:

Ah, that's better. Felderized.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:03am peapod ross:

Don Felder. The asparagus of Rock n' Roll.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

Take a ride!
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:03am mike:

felder forelder
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:03am Carmichael:

Felded??
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:03am Lizardner Dave Somethingorother:

Oddly enough I had to clicky-star the song...again.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:03am Chris from DC:

Why did Felder have car trouble? He rode it til it exploded.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:03am franny:

Thank Garbage I made it back. To Heavy Metal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:03am Bootsie:

Was in a meeting but I made it!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:04am βrian:

Hey, The Isley Bros. !
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:04am franny:

Everytime I see 'Felder' I think of Cory Feldman.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:04am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award? He was truly outstanding in his field!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:05am franny:

@Bootsie - I know I don't let meetings get in the way of my Garbage time. Web development web devshmelishment.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:05am βrian:

Michele Mercure, c'est mon heavy metal.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:05am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Thanks to one time I recorded a stretch of FM radio in the early 1980s, my brain still demands to hear Billy Thorpe's CHILDREN OF THE SUN after this.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:05am Rev. Turnip Druid:

it would, of course, be magical.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:06am Cmurtha:

I hope there is someone who does not know what WFMU is, but somehow always turns their radio on at this exact moment, and so as they flip the dials they every week are forced to Take a Ride
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:06am Booz:

Is that the one with Geddy Lee?
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:07am dale:

glad that felder adherents are NOT known as felatios.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:07am Carmichael:

@Kuba, great idea! I just neutralized the green with standard white.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:07am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Feldonians. Or something.

Geddy Lee? Good lord, I hope not.
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:08am Hugo (nl):

yeah!! Now I can't wait to listen to it again in the archive!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:08am Bootsie:

@franny if only I didn't need to pay my rent!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:08am Carmichael:

Post Felder is always clickable.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:08am peapod ross:

They're known as "Feldiddlers"
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:08am JakeGould:

Here’s a practical joke all can enjoy: If you have an iPhone just turn up the volume and ask Siri, “What is 1 trillion to the 10th power?”
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:08am Ike:

@Cmurtha, the Resistance will not be forced to do anything other than rip Don Felder's head off of his neck and puke down his throat
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:08am Stephen_Kang:

Hello from Toronto this fine morning!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:09am tim from champaign:

This Sunflare has already knocked me out. It's like a psych early Unsane.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:09am kuba:

@carmichael uggh now i feel like a un-fmu-like killjoy :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:10am Cmurtha:

I mean Ike you can kill Felder, the legacy of badly Rotoscoped cars will live on.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:10am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Felder on the Roof
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:11am Ken From Hyde Park:

According to Google, the number is 1e+120. That doesn't seem right.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:11am dale:

for those of us with dumb phones:

www.youtube.com...
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:12am Ken From Hyde Park:

Herp-a-derp, yes it does.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:12am Chris from DC:

I found myself getting Billy Thorpe mixed up with Billy Squire for a moment.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:12am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the farmer who was haunted by the ghost of one of his chickens? He had a poultrygeist in his house!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:13am JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: That joke sucks.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:13am steveo:

@turnip 11:05 -- that's hilarious
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:15am NotARealDoctor:

@Jake, I'd tell you a joke about my vacuum cleaner, but I'm afraid it sucks too...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:16am NotARealDoctor:

Maybe I should sell my Swiffer, all it ever does is collect dust.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:17am steveo:

...i have many mixtape combos like that stuck in my head
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:18am Cmurtha:

Did you know it's not appropriate to tell a Dad joke if you're not a father? It's a faux Pa
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:21am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the parents who bought their kid's hockey equipment from the Dollar General? They're real cheap skates.
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:21am Brendan:

@Matt, your post Felder selections are epic.
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:22am sydnius:

Merzbow check: hmm, not Merzbow!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:22am βrian:

@Brendan: I think you're just remarking the absence of pain.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:23am Carmichael:

Can someone really smart-like create a post-Felder auto-clicky?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:23am Ike:

Due to the onslaught of terrible jokes (plus getting stuck in meetings at work), the AntiFe countdown of the Best Felder Verbal Trashings of 2018 will have to continue next week. Sorry folks. But I want to offer a Special New Year's Award to Ledzeppelinsucks and thank him/her for filling in for me last Tuesday with this comment: "this disgusting construction worker anthem should be fed feet first through a mulcher and tossed into the dustbin of history. this trash is an abomination." KUDOS LZS!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:27am Chris from DC:

Sunflare was quite the head cleaner. Wowser.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:27am Chris from DC:

Also, new Bremen!
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:28am otto:

Did you hear about Trey's new band? Ghosts of the Forest.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:29am NotARealDoctor:

Otto, I really expected that to end with a dad joke. Not sure if I'm disappointed or not.
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:31am otto:

How about the frog with all the parking tickets...
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:31am otto:

toad.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:32am tim from champaign:

Keep it heavy, Matt!
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:33am Johnzon:

call the official fmu barber!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:33am Aaron Working In Newark:

WOW.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:33am NotARealDoctor:

Heh. Nice, Otto.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:33am βrian:

"Don't be sceared; it's just a beard."
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:33am Johnzon:

that's cruel joe!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:34am ɛɨk:

Give Felder the same treatment, but in his liver, kidneys, and bowels. Felder does't need those... not where he's going!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:35am Rev. Turnip Druid:

BEARD LIBERATION IN OUR LIFETIME.
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:35am Johnzon:

call the official fmu medic!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:35am Rev. Turnip Druid:

I have no idea what that would entail. But it's definitely caps-lock worthy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:36am ɛɨk:

Don Felder's entrails also wish to be liberated!
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:37am Chris from DC:

Did you hear about Trey's new band? Something is phishy.
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:37am Johnzon:

"if women could grow beards they would grow the longest most beautiful beards"
-zeep zoup
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:37am tim from champaign:

Hipster earnest beards = Boooo! WFMU weird beards = Yaaaaa!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:39am NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear Steven Tyler is publishing a cookbook with his favorite Chinese recipes? He's calling it "Wok this Way".
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:39am Ken From Hyde Park:

The shaving of Matt's beard should be part of a marathon stunt.
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:41am Johnzon:

@notarealsurgeon BA-doom-chiiii!
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:41am Warwick joe:

Killer track
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:43am brycepunk1:

That Jodi track was cool
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:44am Johnzon:

all your friends are on the fmu chat board... you don't ever need to leave or interact with anyone through any other interface... one of us one of us!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:45am Cmurtha:

gooble goble gooble goble
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:47am NotARealDoctor:

How many times have I said I'm leaving? I SWEAR this is the last one: How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Don't give it any food or water until its bill withers.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:47am NotARealDoctor:

Somebody block me! I've got work to do!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:48am NotARealDoctor:

And I still haven't even used the one I'm saving for Double Dip Recess yet.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:49am βrian:

Which reminds us that time wounds all heels.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 11:50am βrian:

(Because of the sole singer, that is. Just trying to keep instep and toe the line. It's not an easy feet.)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:51am peapod ross:

stunt beard
  Tue. 1/8/19 11:53am Johnzon:

is she saying "hard hat so hard"?
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Year-End Fundraiser 2019 Swag For Life Member 🎃 Tue. 1/8/19 11:56am Ken From Hyde Park:

Why was there so much garbage piled up along the side of the road?
There was a sign that read: "Fine for dumping garbage."
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:59am lukavino:

this bed music is outta sight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Tue. 1/8/19 11:59am lukavino:

the rest of the show was p good, too.
Avatar Tue. 1/8/19 12:00pm βrian:

Tony, too:
wfmu.org...
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