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Favoriting January 8, 2019: Don't mess with the desecrator!

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Artist Track Album Label Year Comments Approx. start time
Matt & Clay  Pre-Garbage   Favoriting         0:00:00 (Pop-up)
The Family Vibes  Garbage Man   Favoriting         0:18:43 (Pop-up)
Negro  Deformación Del Espíritu Nacional   Favoriting Formación Del Espíritu Nacional  La Castanya  2013    0:19:39 (Pop-up)
PG Six  Night Comes In   Favoriting 7/26/17  SLSC  2018    0:32:17 (Pop-up)
Trimdon Grange Explosion  The Bonnie Banks of Fordie   Favoriting Trimdon Grange Explosion  Feeding Tube / Cardinal Fuzz  2018    0:35:46 (Pop-up)
William Tyler  Call Me When I'm Breathing Again   Favoriting Goes West  Merge  2019    0:45:36 (Pop-up)
Vytas Brenner  Agua Clara   Favoriting Venezuela 70, Vol 2 - Cosmic Visions Of A Latin American Earth: Venezuelan Experimental Rock In The 1970s (V/A)  Soul Jazz  2018    0:49:00 (Pop-up)
 
Sarah Louise  Swarming at the Threshold   Favoriting Nighttime Birds And Morning Stars  Thrill Jockey  2019    1:00:04 (Pop-up)
Maurice Louca  The Leper   Favoriting Elephantine  Northern Spy  2019    1:03:16 (Pop-up)
Malombo  Mashaba   Favoriting Malombo  KAYA  1984    1:11:31 (Pop-up)
Mari Sekine  Beginning   Favoriting Beginning  EM  2018    1:17:52 (Pop-up)
Sourakata Koite  Ha-Madi   Favoriting en Hollande  Awesome Tapes from Africa  1985/2019    1:28:39 (Pop-up)
 
Michele Mercure  Time Piece   Favoriting Beside Herself  RVNG Intl.  2018  Recordings from 1984-1992  1:38:00 (Pop-up)
Richard Pinhas  Greenland   Favoriting Iceland  Polydor  1979    1:43:28 (Pop-up)
The Telescopes  All the Way Around   Favoriting Exploding Head Syndrome  Tapete  2019    1:51:53 (Pop-up)
 
Don Felder  Heavy Metal (Takin' a Ride)   Favoriting Heavy Metal Soundtrack        2:02:06 (Pop-up)
Sunflare  Quality Control   Favoriting On  Feeding Tube / Cardinal Fuzz  2018    2:06:30 (Pop-up)
Bremen  Too Cold For Your Eyes   Favoriting Enter Silence  Blackest Ever Black  2019    2:25:51 (Pop-up)
 
Khana Bierbood  Jeanmaryn   Favoriting Strangers from the East  Guruguru Brain  2019    2:34:59 (Pop-up)
Jodi  Where Are All My Friends   Favoriting Pop Espontaneo  Out-Sider  2018    2:38:54 (Pop-up)
Hama  Terroir   Favoriting Houmeissa  Sahel Sounds  2019    2:42:32 (Pop-up)
Eric Random  Liquid Metal   Favoriting A Boy Alone  Dark Entries  2018    2:45:50 (Pop-up)
Sneaks  Money Don't Grow on Trees   Favoriting Highway Hypnosis  Merge  2019    2:52:36 (Pop-up)
Drinks  Pink or Die   Favoriting Hippo Lite  Drag City  2018    2:55:07 (Pop-up)
 


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Listener comments!

Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Asheville Jon:

Don't mess with the desecrator!
Avatar 9:15am
Vince Nifigance:

“You see Simon, there's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the donuts." Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their donut." Then finally, there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're... they're the donut people." Got it?” Henry Fool, 1997
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Aaron Working In Newark:

I heard that yodle joke now like 3 times.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
queems:

a very regional joke
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
NotARealDoctor:

Gabbaghoooouuul
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am
dale:

q. what did the italian ghost say?

a. i'll make you an offer you cannot refoooooOOOOOOOoooosssse.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:16am
NotARealDoctor:

I've got a really good joke, but I'm saving it for Double Dip Recess this week
Avatar 9:17am
Lixiviated Life:

... is it over?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am
Sem:

Hello, the King of Garbage, the protector of the Felder mojo, and the owner of a one joke repetoire, and those who attend him, and stray curious ears.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am
steveo:

aaaaah, sweet delicious garbage at last
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
NotARealDoctor:

Matt, did you hear the one about the snail who took off his shell hoping he could move a little faster?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Asheville Jon:

yes LL, it is finally over
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:21am
NotARealDoctor:

Unfortunately it just made him a little sluggish...
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am
NotARealDoctor:

Or if you need another Italian joke, "What do you call a fake noodle?"
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am
NotARealDoctor:

"An impasta"
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:23am
queems:

@nard HAHA
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:24am
NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about that new all-pistachio diet? I think it's just nuts!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:25am
NotARealDoctor:

I got a million of 'em!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:25am
queems:

MORE!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am
Krys O.:

Hello dere!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Matt Warwick:

Goooooood mornin' Ya lil garbaggios
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:28am
NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the overcrowded graveyard? People are really dying to get in!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
NotARealDoctor:

Is it still okay to tell jokes about camouflage? Because I haven't seen them anywhere!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
queems:

HAHA
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30am
Andrew Waterloo:

Did you hear about the man who got his left side cut off? He's all right now.
  9:31am
JakeGould:

@AndrewWaterloo: That was horrible. A horrible joke.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
queems:

I LOVED IT
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
NotARealDoctor:

Here's an ancient Greek one: An Abderite saw a eunuch talking with a woman and asked him if she was his wife. When he replied that eunuchs can't have wives, the Abderite asked: "So is she your daughter?"
  9:33am
randyfrommichigan:

How about the man with no arms and no legs ... coincidentally his name is Matt :)
  9:33am
Brendan:

Or that restaurant - it’s so crowded nobody goes there anymore. But since it’s garbage time, I wanted to discuss that damed landfill. That place is a real dump.
  9:33am
randyfrommichigan:

@NotARealDoctor LOL
  9:33am
JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: HAHAHA! Eunuch’s don’t have genitals! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA!
  9:34am
judy from croton:

PG6 oh this is wonderful.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:35am
NotARealDoctor:

The sarcasm burns, @JakeGould
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am
Andrew Waterloo:

There is a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean, his name is Bob.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:35am
Ike:

Coming up today: BEST FELDER TAKEDOWNS OF 2018!

#10 goes to Queems, from January 2, 2018: "this song doesn’t sound any better in 2018"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am
doctorjazz:

Great Richard Thompson cover
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Rich in Washington:

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
  9:36am
queems:

KEEP EM COMING
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Sem:

When he's at home, he lays outside his front door, and calls himself Mat, AW.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:36am
Rich in Washington:

Stu.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:36am
NotARealDoctor:

Neptune, god of the sea, sent his daughter to school. Unfortunately she was not a very good student. All of her grades were below C-Level.
  9:37am
JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: That’s what your mom said!
  9:38am
JakeGould:

@RichinWashington: “What do you call a leper in a hot tub?” A rich investment banker?
Avatar 9:39am
TDK60:

Alright, this T.G.E. song is climbing the WFMU Charts. Prepare yourselves for some folkin' loudness.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:39am
NotARealDoctor:

I've started hiding my assets by investing in a company selling homes for hermit crabs. It's really a shell corporation.
  9:40am
prudy:

loving this TGE. Thanks so much.
  Swag For Life Member 9:40am
destructo:

Long and a bit late, but here goes: Some chess players were hanging out in the lobby of a hotel, discussing their recent tournament victories. The hotel manager angrily told them to leave. The bellhop asked the hotel manager why he had done this. "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:41am
NotARealDoctor:

I went to the eye doctor yesterday, he told me my vision was getting worse, but we should check it again in a year because by then it should be 2020.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:42am
NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the exhibit on domesticated grains? It was bread in captivity.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43am
Henry in Hopatcong:

Good morning Matt
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:44am
Ike:

#9 goes to Jake from Jan. 23, 2018: "This song has passed the dead horse phase of irony. Is any of the horse left?"
Avatar 9:48am
TDK60:

..the W. Tyler goes well after the T.G.E., DJ MW.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:50am
NotARealDoctor:

Okay, last one then I've got to go get some real work done: A man walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables and orders a drink. The bartender looks him up and down and says "I'll serve you, but you'd better not start anything."
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:51am
Ken From Hyde Park:

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
  9:52am
JakeGould:

@Ken: OMFG! THAT IS HILLARIOUS!!!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:54am
NotARealDoctor:

Wait, I lied, I just remembered another ancient joke: An Abderite bought a breeding donkey from a merchant on credit and promised to pay the merchant back with two donkeys from the first litter. He asked the man, "Would it be okay to make the payment in four installments?"
Avatar 9:54am
fleep:

A man goes into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
  9:55am
JakeGould:

@fleep: That is good. That is very good. *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps* *claps*
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58am
brycepunk1:

Good morning people
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 9:59am
NotARealDoctor:

Matt thinks my jokes are wonderful! (˶′◡‵˶)
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:04am
NotARealDoctor:

A sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
  10:05am
JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: I don’t get it.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:06am
NotARealDoctor:

@Jake (°ヘ°)
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:06am
Cmurtha:

Howdy ya'll. I see I've stumbled into some kind of Joke gang-war.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:07am
brycepunk1:

Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Wherever you left it.
Avatar 10:09am
Jack:

just one. (I called this one into 7SD years ago) I have a dog with no hind legs and steel testicles...I call him "Sparky"
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:09am
Cmurtha:

I can whip out some Ottoman jokes,Those will beat all your dad jokes on age. Alas they are heinously NSFW.
  10:11am
JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: Can you explain how four payments and two donkeys work out?
  10:12am
JakeGould:

I have a “dad joke” you can only say if you are pleasantly plump. It’s basically, “They told me I should get into shape… But they just didn’t say which one!”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:13am
Asheville Jon:

round is a shape!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:14am
NotARealDoctor:

You can't make a payment of two donkeys in four installments. The joke is that Abderites are stupid. It makes sense if you live in 3rd Century BCE Athens.
  10:15am
JakeGould:

@Asheville: Yeah, I mean if you are fat you are round. So the joke basically makes fun of the idea of “getting into shape” meaning the verb form of “shape” in favor of the noun form of “shape” which equates to being a fatty.
  10:16am
JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: Well, I don’t live in the 3rd century B.C. So I don’t care.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:16am
Greg from ZONE 5:

Morning, Garbaggios!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:17am
Ken From Hyde Park:

That's how you get your donkeys' breath to smell better: in-stall mints.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:17am
NotARealDoctor:

I did say it was an ancient joke...
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:18am
NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the guy who was giving away all his dead batteries? They were free of charge!
  10:18am
JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: Now that sounds like the joke a creepy science teacher would tell you.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:19am
NotARealDoctor:

I just switched out our bed for a trampoline and my wife was so angry. She really hit the ceiling!
  10:23am
JakeGould:

Did you hear the one about a cat who thought he was a dog? That cat had a ruff life.
  10:23am
Mike Wolf:

Hey Matt! Has it been Mari Sekine “Beginning” playing for a while? Does it just sound like four different songs? Especially good sounds today thank you I’ll take my answer off the air.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:24am
NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the man caught shoplifting a leg of lamb? The security guard asked what he was doing with it and the man replied, "Probably some potatoes and gravy, don't you think?"
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:26am
Cmurtha:

Some say if you tell a thousand dad jokes before the set is up Matt Warwick's heart beguiling laughter will ring out into space whereupon all will hear it, and the world will be at peace.
  10:26am
JakeGould:

Why was the pencil laid off? He wasn’t too sharp.
Avatar 10:30am
βrian:

I saw that same shoplifter taking a leek in the produce section.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:31am
steveo:

I am enjoying the show; why don't bluetooth earbuds come with a clickystar button?
  10:32am
randyfrommichigan:

these jokes are as corny as a farmer's field
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:34am
Cmurtha:

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

There I did my part to bring about the joke-Saoshyant
  10:34am
JakeGould:

@βrian: THAT IS VERY FUNNY!!!
Avatar 10:35am
Chris from DC:

Bartender asks Rene Descartes, "Would you like another round?" Descartes says, "I think not" and disappears.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:36am
Rob (Jerzcity):

favoriting this episode for the jokes
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:37am
Cmurtha:

Its okay matt, that is just you wanting to get more people in the Hyper-Funk-Zone
  10:37am
LoveBuzz:

Why are we talking like this?....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:38am
kuba:

gotta install some user-css via stylish plugin. my vision is all magenta when i get back to work yowch
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39am
Rob (Jerzcity):

@DCChris - that's close to one of my favorite's
But it involves a horse. You telling your version really put "Descartes before the horse"

!!!!!
Avatar 10:40am
aaronfromMI:

more toe jam and earl, please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am
Rob (Jerzcity):

hahaha @Kuba....I JUST installed a chrome extension to change the backgound colors for the same reason
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Chris from DC:

Rob, that is brilliant.
  10:42am
olivia:

Michele Mercure ! ! ! ! <3
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Chris from DC:

Pinhas!
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

th'PINHAS.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

also: hello.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:47am
NotARealDoctor:

Okay, okay. Last one for real this time. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:48am
NotARealDoctor:

Sorry if you're from outside the US and that joke doesn't make sense.
  10:48am
Brendan:

Joke told by chimp in a bar:
https://youtu.be/3dfRZktrIlo
Avatar 10:48am
βrian:

@NotARealDoctor: That's ok, it doesn't really meter.
  10:50am
Hugo (nl):

Hi ya!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:50am
NotARealDoctor:

What do you call a group of rabbits all running away in single file? A receding hare line.
Avatar 10:51am
Rev. Turnip Druid:

I thought Iceland might have been one of the RP reissues done recently, but evidently not... one of the few I never snagged..
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:51am
NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the sale on pickles? It was a sweet dill.
Avatar 10:51am
βrian:

@Rev. Turnip Druid: I don't get it.
  10:52am
ceedubbles:

I kind of feel like Matt is just sitting in the studio playing myst or some other virtual reality game and we're listening to his soundtrack
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:52am
tim from champaign:

Howdy everyone! Keep the yucks coming!
Avatar 10:53am
Rev. Turnip Druid:

so he goes, '..if i could walk THAT way, I wouldn't need a sequencer!'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am
Sem:

Got a Felder on my back, weighing me down like the heaviest of metal. Need a fix, or in ike's case, an angry fix.
Avatar 10:54am
βrian:

Matt typically breaks up all revelry and good humor about now, so the party may be over.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:56am
kuba:

@rob BODY { background: white !important; } /* ;) */
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:57am
tim from champaign:

Here's one DJ Trouble's son told on the air some time way back: "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:57am
NotARealDoctor:

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It can be pretty time consuming!
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 10:58am
NotARealDoctor:

Not as bad as swallowing a calendar, though. It eats up your entire year.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:58am
tim from champaign:

Did you hear about the cow that tried jumping over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
Avatar 10:59am
Lixiviated Life:

"In WFMU, no one can see you screammmmm"
Avatar 10:59am
βrian:

Rosemary, Sage, and Parsley tried that, @NotARealDoctor. But they didn't have the thyme.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:59am
dale:

rhizosphere is the shizzle.
Avatar 11:00am
Rev. Turnip Druid:

th'KITTEN.
  11:00am
P-90:

Feldelay Syndrome
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:01am
Passaic River Blues:

Yes. Yes, you are.
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Aaron Working In Newark:

New Year, New you.
Avatar 11:01am
Rev. Turnip Druid:

KITTEN CLAWING FOR FELDER.
DAMMIT, MAN, DO IT WITH HASTE.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:01am
NotARealDoctor:

The invisible man always has so much trouble finding a date, unfortunately he's just not much to look at.
Avatar 11:01am
peapod ross:

Fon Delder
  11:01am
David in London:

Felder us daddio.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:02am
b!!!:

If you don't enjoy it, don't force yourself.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:02am
Lizardner Dave Somethingorother:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGUH!
  11:02am
P-90:

There should have been a New Years resolution about getting past these stalling tactics...
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Cmurtha:

Felder is a star
Stars burn eternally Matt
Play this song always
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:02am
Sem:

Felderize.
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Carmichael:

POW! Just in time!
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Passaic River Blues:

Ah, that's better. Felderized.
Avatar 11:03am
peapod ross:

Don Felder. The asparagus of Rock n' Roll.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:03am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Take a ride!
  11:03am
mike:

felder forelder
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Carmichael:

Felded??
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:03am
Lizardner Dave Somethingorother:

Oddly enough I had to clicky-star the song...again.
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Chris from DC:

Why did Felder have car trouble? He rode it til it exploded.
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franny:

Thank Garbage I made it back. To Heavy Metal.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 11:03am
Bootsie:

Was in a meeting but I made it!
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βrian:

Hey, The Isley Bros. !
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franny:

Everytime I see 'Felder' I think of Cory Feldman.
Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2024 Swag For Life Member 11:04am
NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the scarecrow who won an award? He was truly outstanding in his field!
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franny:

@Bootsie - I know I don't let meetings get in the way of my Garbage time. Web development web devshmelishment.
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βrian:

Michele Mercure, c'est mon heavy metal.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

Thanks to one time I recorded a stretch of FM radio in the early 1980s, my brain still demands to hear Billy Thorpe's CHILDREN OF THE SUN after this.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

it would, of course, be magical.
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Cmurtha:

I hope there is someone who does not know what WFMU is, but somehow always turns their radio on at this exact moment, and so as they flip the dials they every week are forced to Take a Ride
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Booz:

Is that the one with Geddy Lee?
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dale:

glad that felder adherents are NOT known as felatios.
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Carmichael:

@Kuba, great idea! I just neutralized the green with standard white.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

Feldonians. Or something.

Geddy Lee? Good lord, I hope not.
  11:08am
Hugo (nl):

yeah!! Now I can't wait to listen to it again in the archive!
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Bootsie:

@franny if only I didn't need to pay my rent!
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Carmichael:

Post Felder is always clickable.
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peapod ross:

They're known as "Feldiddlers"
  11:08am
JakeGould:

Here’s a practical joke all can enjoy: If you have an iPhone just turn up the volume and ask Siri, “What is 1 trillion to the 10th power?”
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Ike:

@Cmurtha, the Resistance will not be forced to do anything other than rip Don Felder's head off of his neck and puke down his throat
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Stephen_Kang:

Hello from Toronto this fine morning!
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tim from champaign:

This Sunflare has already knocked me out. It's like a psych early Unsane.
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kuba:

@carmichael uggh now i feel like a un-fmu-like killjoy :)
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Cmurtha:

I mean Ike you can kill Felder, the legacy of badly Rotoscoped cars will live on.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

Felder on the Roof
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Ken From Hyde Park:

According to Google, the number is 1e+120. That doesn't seem right.
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dale:

for those of us with dumb phones:

www.youtube.com...
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Herp-a-derp, yes it does.
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Chris from DC:

I found myself getting Billy Thorpe mixed up with Billy Squire for a moment.
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NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the farmer who was haunted by the ghost of one of his chickens? He had a poultrygeist in his house!
  11:13am
JakeGould:

@NotARealDoctor: That joke sucks.
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steveo:

@turnip 11:05 -- that's hilarious
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NotARealDoctor:

@Jake, I'd tell you a joke about my vacuum cleaner, but I'm afraid it sucks too...
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NotARealDoctor:

Maybe I should sell my Swiffer, all it ever does is collect dust.
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steveo:

...i have many mixtape combos like that stuck in my head
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Cmurtha:

Did you know it's not appropriate to tell a Dad joke if you're not a father? It's a faux Pa
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NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear about the parents who bought their kid's hockey equipment from the Dollar General? They're real cheap skates.
  11:21am
Brendan:

@Matt, your post Felder selections are epic.
  11:22am
sydnius:

Merzbow check: hmm, not Merzbow!
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βrian:

@Brendan: I think you're just remarking the absence of pain.
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Carmichael:

Can someone really smart-like create a post-Felder auto-clicky?
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Ike:

Due to the onslaught of terrible jokes (plus getting stuck in meetings at work), the AntiFe countdown of the Best Felder Verbal Trashings of 2018 will have to continue next week. Sorry folks. But I want to offer a Special New Year's Award to Ledzeppelinsucks and thank him/her for filling in for me last Tuesday with this comment: "this disgusting construction worker anthem should be fed feet first through a mulcher and tossed into the dustbin of history. this trash is an abomination." KUDOS LZS!
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Chris from DC:

Sunflare was quite the head cleaner. Wowser.
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Chris from DC:

Also, new Bremen!
  11:28am
otto:

Did you hear about Trey's new band? Ghosts of the Forest.
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NotARealDoctor:

Otto, I really expected that to end with a dad joke. Not sure if I'm disappointed or not.
  11:31am
otto:

How about the frog with all the parking tickets...
  11:31am
otto:

toad.
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tim from champaign:

Keep it heavy, Matt!
  11:33am
Johnzon:

call the official fmu barber!
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Aaron Working In Newark:

WOW.
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NotARealDoctor:

Heh. Nice, Otto.
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βrian:

"Don't be sceared; it's just a beard."
  11:33am
Johnzon:

that's cruel joe!
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ɛɨk:

Give Felder the same treatment, but in his liver, kidneys, and bowels. Felder does't need those... not where he's going!
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

BEARD LIBERATION IN OUR LIFETIME.
  11:35am
Johnzon:

call the official fmu medic!
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

I have no idea what that would entail. But it's definitely caps-lock worthy.
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ɛɨk:

Don Felder's entrails also wish to be liberated!
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Chris from DC:

Did you hear about Trey's new band? Something is phishy.
  11:37am
Johnzon:

"if women could grow beards they would grow the longest most beautiful beards"
-zeep zoup
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tim from champaign:

Hipster earnest beards = Boooo! WFMU weird beards = Yaaaaa!
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NotARealDoctor:

Did you hear Steven Tyler is publishing a cookbook with his favorite Chinese recipes? He's calling it "Wok this Way".
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Ken From Hyde Park:

The shaving of Matt's beard should be part of a marathon stunt.
  11:41am
Johnzon:

@notarealsurgeon BA-doom-chiiii!
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Warwick joe:

Killer track
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brycepunk1:

That Jodi track was cool
  11:44am
Johnzon:

all your friends are on the fmu chat board... you don't ever need to leave or interact with anyone through any other interface... one of us one of us!
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Cmurtha:

gooble goble gooble goble
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NotARealDoctor:

How many times have I said I'm leaving? I SWEAR this is the last one: How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Don't give it any food or water until its bill withers.
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NotARealDoctor:

Somebody block me! I've got work to do!
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NotARealDoctor:

And I still haven't even used the one I'm saving for Double Dip Recess yet.
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βrian:

Which reminds us that time wounds all heels.
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βrian:

(Because of the sole singer, that is. Just trying to keep instep and toe the line. It's not an easy feet.)
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peapod ross:

stunt beard
  11:53am
Johnzon:

is she saying "hard hat so hard"?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Why was there so much garbage piled up along the side of the road?
There was a sign that read: "Fine for dumping garbage."
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lukavino:

this bed music is outta sight.
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lukavino:

the rest of the show was p good, too.
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βrian:

Tony, too:
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