Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 13, 2019 Favoriting

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Favoriting February 13, 2019: Let Us Make Fun of Your Name.

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm
?:

90.1 is still down.
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Tommy in Neversink:

90.1 down
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dale:

90.1 is still down, yes. using my squeezebox so i'll be several seconds behind in my witticisms.
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Jeff Moore:

So, Andy – today's show concept is making fun of people?

Congratulations on your bravery in busting out of your comfort zone!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
melinda:

I wonder if Andy is deliberately trying to gross us out with gum chewing
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dale:

andy got his money tree from a graft.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
queems:

so much gum
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Linda Lee:

the gum's strong in here tonight!
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dale:

i was gonna say his masticating is especially moist tonight.
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melinda:

@Jeff haha
  6:09pm
brainiac:

Which is worse, the gum chewing or the nasal whistling?
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melinda:

@dale good one
  6:10pm
mrmikestandsir:

and the more than usual cluelessness
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Fredericks:

I think Andy should move further away from the mic.
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Linda Lee:

is he at the station? i'm in late.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

The post office jacked up the price of stamps again recently. What's the stamp investment situation?
  6:12pm
Listener Robert:

Heh...not Sierra Spring.
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Fredericks:

Sounds like a lozenge.
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Kat in Chicago:

Every year I say I'm not gonna get any more WFMU T-shirts since I already have like 40. Every year I get at least 1 T-shirt.
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Linda Lee:

Ken, please ask Andy to ease up on the chaw. Thank you sir.
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Gord:

@Linda Lee — Andy's Skyp-ing.
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common:

Gum
  6:14pm
MelindafromAustin:

Ahhhh with the gum smacking .....!!
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Linda Lee:

maybe that's the problem!
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dale:

gum breckman?
  6:14pm
Mick from Montclair:

Worst topic ever.
Plus the smacking. Christ.
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Linda Lee:

he's got a kid named gum?
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aratuk:

It’s not my name, but I know someone named Hazard 503 Best of the Northwest. I have a picture of his driver’s license.
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Kat in Chicago:

The mouth noises are particularly unpleasant this evening.
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melinda:

hello uppercase Melinda! I am originally from Austin too.
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Fredericks:

It is NOT gum. I would put money on it.
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dale:

linda - be glad he doesn't have a couple of root beer barrels clacking around in there.
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queems:

my parents had to change the first letter of my middle name to "e" so that my initials didn't end up spelling a homophobic slur
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

NO dead air. Just gum.
  6:16pm
Listener Robert:

You could even SEE him chewing when he poked his head into the edge of the screen on "Monk". In fairness, I might not have recognized Andy if not for the gum chewing.
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aratuk:

His middle name is the local area code.
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Linda Lee:

i think it's especially juicy gum.
  6:16pm
ButtWeenies:

My name is Hugh... Hugh Mungus
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Fredericks:

Lozenges dissolve.
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dale:

juicy fruit.
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Linda Lee:

now i'm preoccupied, queems. i cannot imagine!
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Linda Lee:

i guess we should be glad it's not Bubble Yum.
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Fredericks:

Okay. Extra Juicy Fruit.
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dale:

queems - the monogram would be fGa on your smoking jacket though.
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Linda Lee:

why not just see who can *make up* the worst plausible name?
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Fredericks:

Or he's drooling, just a little.
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queems:

@dale very true
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Webhamster Henry:

I guess no one wants to be publicly shamed on air for their name.
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aratuk:

2600hz
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Linda Lee:

right. if it's real bad they've had enough.
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dale:

someone call in and do a busy signal just to mess with them.
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Folsom:

dial tones are two tones, 350 and 440 (A)
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herb.nyc:

In college my roomie told me of a Bertha Bender.
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dale:

there must be a harrison butts out there listening.
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Linda Lee:

bet she had a lot of fun in school..
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herb.nyc:

This guy sounds nice. Let's let him win. Then we can listen to Andy chew gum in peace. Is he extra loud today?
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Asheville Jon:

so what ever happened with all the selfies people sent in at the end of last week's show?
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Maybe Andy lost all his molars and he just gumming a lot.
  6:25pm
Ven:

the beauty queen in my class named her son huckleberry
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Linda Lee:

i think he's got his home mic volume way the heck up.
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cobradan:

The gum is driving crazy.
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Kat in Chicago:

DUPEE TIME!
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herb.nyc:

Oh yeah. I sent 4 selfies.
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Linda Lee:

Aloisis
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dale:

did he get that name from the game of clue?
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Asheville Jon:

alouicious t cornpone
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Kat in Chicago:

Aloysius
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Linda Lee:

thanks Kat! knew i'd missed a letter somewhere.
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Fredericks:

In high school there was someone named Rocco Pramvacco. I assume his parents were going for the rhyme.
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queems:

LOLOLOL
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Folsom:

Wasn't there an Aloysius in Mad Mad Mad Mad World, maybe Tracy Spencer?
  6:28pm
MelindafromAustin:

Yes there is a Saint ....
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Power Papi:

I used to work with a guy named Harry Johnson.
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melinda:

I think there was a toy bear named Aloysius in Brideshead Revisited
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Kat in Chicago:

www.youtube.com...
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

from wikipedia -
Aloysius (/ˌæloʊˈɪʃəs/ AL-oh-ISH-əs) is a given name. It is a Latinisation of the names Louis, Lewis, Luis, Luigi, Ludwig, and other cognate names (traditionally in Medieval Latin as Ludovicus or Chlodovechus), ultimately from Frankish *Hlūdawīg, from Proto-Germanic *Hlūdawīgą ("famous battle"). In the US, the name is rare, with babies receiving the name less than 0.001% since the 1940s and mainly among Roman Catholics, according to Social Security Administration data.[1]
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Linda Lee:

that's right!
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Fredericks:

Aloysius gentay Aloysius is a French song is it not?
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dale:

i knew a girl in college named carole eck.
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Linda Lee:

gentille aloysius.
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Linda Lee:

gentille = nice. agreeable.
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Folsom:

OK the police chief was Aloysius, not Spencer
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Fredericks:

Perfect!
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

@Fredericks - That's what I thought! Ha!
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Kat in Chicago:

I think the French song is "Alouette." I heard a young woman pushing a baby carriage singing it last time I was in Montreal. Wish I'd gotten my field recorder out in time to capture it.
  6:31pm
brainiac:

@Kat Thank you very much for that earworm.
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Linda Lee:

that's right Kat! alouette, gentille alouette.
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Pied Pippen!!
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Kat in Chicago:

my pleasure, brainiac :)
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herb.nyc:

From movie The Bank Dick, wc fields's daughter has bf named Og Oggilby. wc- "og oggilby. Sounds like a bubble in a bubble bath".
  6:33pm
Tom in Cotati:

Aloysius was the 2nd in command of the police dept. in "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World". Played by William Demarest, I believe.

I think there might have been a cartoon cat names Aloysius as well.
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dale:

getting andy high for the first time would just be cruel.
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Linda Lee:

'Alouette' with translation: www.youtube.com...
  6:34pm
Tom in Cotati:

Oops, too late...
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quinn:

I don’t have a middle name, I think I should win
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Fredericks:

Who made the brownie?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

In high school, a wrestler from a neighboring town was named Ben Steele. There's a St. Aloysius church in my home town.
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quinn:

Scratch that, I thought it was about middle names. My name is great.
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Kat in Chicago:

OMG LL, I had no idea that song was so violent!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Asheville Jon:

cloyce? what the holy crap?
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Linda Lee:

it really is pretty awful!
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dale:

clloyce is a fake doctor name in one of those commercials for catheters.
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queems:

this guy sounds so bummed
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queems:

milk and toast
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melinda:

I knew someone whose father's middle name was Cloyd.
  6:38pm
fredrik:

I knew someone in high school named Christian Dingle
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melinda:

dale hahaha
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Linda Lee:

now i'm thinking of all the east-west college football players from Key & Peele.
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quinn:

There was an Ashley Mash in my school
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melinda:

@Linda Lee totally
  6:38pm
Sam:

For Cloyce - call him the Cloister
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dale:

he's not bummed, just had a hash brownie.
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Asheville Jon:

still wanna know what happened to the selfies
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dale:

CHRISTIAN DINGLE....excellent.
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Linda Lee:

Dick Hurtz was my best friend's dad in 5th grade. he used Dick professionally, not Richard or Rich.
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aratuk:

I had a landlord once whose given name was Edwood. I imagined his mother must have said “Edward” with a thick New Orleans accent.
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dale:

cloyce is real. southern.
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Linda Lee:

i guess we didn't impress them, Jon.
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melinda:

@Linda haha!
  6:41pm
Ven:

yeah what about the selfies?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I presume Clay Pigeon is not permitted to enter this.
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Fredericks:

Dick Johnson.
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Linda Lee:

that's not his actual name, though.
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dale:

is football announcer dick tingle still alive?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Folsom:

How about Dick Trickle the race car driver?
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PigeonsAndRust:

I used to have a coworker named Dick Small, and on the roster always listed us Last name, First name
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Kat in Chicago:

@aratuk Did he fancy angora sweaters?
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Asheville Jon:

what about nascar driver Dick Trickle? that's pretty awful
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Fredericks:

What a terrible song.
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Linda Lee:

oh no! poor Dick.
  6:43pm
Ven:

dick butkus
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melinda:

@Folsom it was a classic.
  6:44pm
Sam:

Can’t beat Cloyce
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Fox:

Or Dick Hymen.
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queems:

why would you do that to your kid
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Asheville Jon:

HIPPIE LADY. geez, how high was she???
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coelacanth∅:

i had a relative whose name was Dick Harder. (it's true. Uncle Dick. his trucking company upstate had pencils that said "we try harder" and my girlfriend and i changed 2 boxes of them to "we get harder")
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Asheville Jon:

Dick HYMAN is awesome!
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aratuk:

I had a neighbor named Patrick Tingle, and he held the rank of Captain in the police department. Captain Pat Tingle.
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herb.nyc:

I love the Ottendorfer branch of ny Pubic Library; they have a glass floor upstairs.
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dale:

i like 18th century names that impart the traits the parents hoped the children would take on like resolve and prudence and charity.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Worst boys' name of all time: Sue!
  6:45pm
Sam:

Scrooge McDuck
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Linda Lee:

oh my Lord, coel. are there some states in the union where he couldn't do business?
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Folsom:

How about the National Enquirer David Pecker?
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Didn't Cher name her daughter Chastity?
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Linda Lee:

she did, yes. now Chas.
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aratuk:

@Jenn Chaz, thank you very much.
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Kat in Chicago:

I think Azalea is nice.
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coelacanth∅:

haha Linda! "dick" used to be a common nick name though. i don't think people always thought of it like that so much when uncle dick was born.
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melinda:

Azalea is pretty. Flower names are an old tradition.
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Fox:

I wish I could get Songe to call in. His last name is Riddle and his middle name is Sanctuary.
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Linda Lee:

oh yes. very common.
  6:48pm
Sam:

Amazon Cuomo should win
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melinda:

I wonder exactly when Dick fell out of favor as a nickname for Richard.
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dale:

vidalia....
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Linda Lee:

genitalia
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

genatalia
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coelacanth∅:

my friend Vinnie said he grew up with 3 kids whose last name was Rabbit. what do you think their very thoughtful parents decided to name them?
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queems:

ken is good at this
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

whoops, bad spelling
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Fredericks:

A ship I'd sail ya.
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Power Papi:

And then there's ice skating commentator Dick Button
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Linda Lee:

great minds here.
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Folsom:

You are like a boat "I'll sail ya"
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TedfromOakland:

Duke Ellington had a tune named Azalea....they use 'regalia' in the rhyme scheme
  6:50pm
Sam:

This has been a great show!
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Power Papi:

@melinda "I wonder exactly when Dick fell out "
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Linda Lee:

if i had a dick i'd nail ya. ugh.
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

I'd jail ya then bail ya.
  6:50pm
Dean:

One heckuva name memorialized on a plaque: https://bit.ly/2SwAiHr
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coelacanth∅:

i do know someone named Seayoni. (pronounced as one would hope)
  6:51pm
Ven:

a friend of mine delivered a baby later named fallopia
  6:51pm
Sam:

Oh sweet Azalea
If you were in my class I’d fail ya
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Asheville Jon:

way to go Linda Lee!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Althea Later
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melinda:

There is a urologist in Austin named Dick Chopp.
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Asheville Jon:

if you were a taxi, i'd hail ya
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PMD:

@Linda Lee YES!
  6:52pm
Mikey Capone:

Azalea, Azalea
If you were a boat I’d sail ya
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Linda Lee:

my mind is a sewer, truly.
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coelacanth∅:

...i don't know - Ophelia (o,feel ya) is pretty bad. (and pretty common)
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melinda:

@Power Papi haha
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Webhamster Henry:

.. a mohel on the side <b-dum tssss!>
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dale:

phileteilia. for the stamp lover in her life.
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Folsom:

I'm surprised nobody brought up "Shi-thead"
  6:52pm
JakeGould:

I’m absolutely stunned that people who have been harassed by there names are somehow not calling this show to be humiliated on the air to the 36 or so people who listen to this show.
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aratuk:

@kat No, but it occurs to me that I also know someone who legally changed his name to Abel’s Lugosi, so I should introduce them.
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Linda Lee:

shocking, no?
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Kat in Chicago:

@coel re the kids: Jack, Roger, Peter?
  6:54pm
JakeGould:

“Please, let me share my full name on the air for base entertainment.”
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aratuk:

*Bela damn autocorrect
  6:54pm
Benjamin Dover:

I’ve been trying to call for like 30 fuckin minutes! I give up!!
  6:54pm
Ven:

that's entertainment baby!
  6:55pm
Karen:

I went to junior high with a girl named Dushi Hazel
  6:55pm
JakeGould:

Mulva
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coelacanth∅:

i knew someone who did a lot of work in hospitals and was told that a large number of babies in the "under-educated" newark,nj population are named "Vagina", because of the elation in the delivery room; and they hear this word and it sounds pretty and they don't know what it means and their minds are made up.
  6:55pm
Ven:

i knew two guys named milli vanilli
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Asheville Jon:

KYW in Philly used to have a broadcaster/newscaster named Rica Dufus
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Linda Lee:

good work, Ken! that was the right choice.
  6:57pm
Ven:

@coelacanth, that is what happened in the case of fallopia
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Fox:

I went to summer camp with a guy named Bjorn Sunflower.
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coelacanth∅:

Kat, close! one girl though. Bunny. (& Jack and Peter)
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dale:

i saw a child named latrina once. i just slapped my head.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

March 6: Soak Andy!
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coelacanth∅:

Ven, that makes sense.
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Linda Lee:

let's rob him of his gum budget.
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Kat in Chicago:

Bunny, oh no.
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coelacanth∅:

haha -oh yeah!
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coelacanth∅:

Thanks Ken & Andy!
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Fredericks:

Harvey would have been a good rabbit name.
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