Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from March 6, 2019 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting March 6, 2019: The Soaking of the Andy, Followed by The Placing of the Awful Hat

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How to Make Andy Breckman PAY: Make your pledge online or via 800-989-9368 during the four minute soaking period which will take place from around 6:15-6:19pm, but listen to the show live for the exact countdown to the soak.

Additionally, anybody calling a pledge in for $20 or more tonight will receive the punchline to this HILARIOUS joke, written by the Andy himself:

QUESTION: What do you call a transgender disc jockey?

Call 800-989-9368 during the show for the side-splitting punchline.

And let's not forget the Seven Second Delay Rock Opera: Anybody pledging $75 or more gets the rockin' musical tale of Andy taking over WFMU with an all-James Taylor format, and Ken's battle to undo the damage to our beloved WFMU. It's a tale for the ages:


Following the Soaking of the Andy tonight, we introduce a new ritual: The Placing of the (Awful) Hat!

Below are the embarrassing baseball cap ideas that you the listeners suggested last week. For every $500 raised, the wearing of the awful hat switches back and forth from Andy to Ken and back again. Whereever we end up at 7pm, that is who has to wear the awful hat for an entire week.

Ask Me About My Boiler

May I Take Your Order?

Make America Great Again

Ask Me About My Head Lice

Restraining order expires in 45 minutes

I Need a Hug

I Love Dick

(Fez that says) I Lost my Organ Grinder

Hey, Check Out my Wife's Rack!

I Love Driving High

I'd Rather Be Pleasuring Myself

FBI (Female Body Inspector)

Can I Give You a Dollar?

Id Rather Be in My Masturbatorium

I Despise The Ceasarian Born

(A Pretty, Frilly Hat)

Obey Your Husband

Proudly Non-Albino

A Pink Pussy Hat

Ask Me About My Prostrate

Vaginally Born and Proud Of It

Ask Me About my Explosive Diarrhea

I'd Love to Read Your Script

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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:01pm
Sebastian:

soaky soaky soaky
  6:01pm
John from Florham Park:

Hey guys nice vid
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm
dale:

preemptively throwing up.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:02pm
Sebastian:

pretty sure this will come up due to playlist-auto-refresh, here's the live video on ustream:
www.ustream.tv...
Avatar 6:03pm
Linda Lee:

i see you!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm
dale:

"contractors"
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:03pm
queems:

here we gooo
  6:04pm
prudy:

wish there was a visual for this show
Avatar 6:04pm
Linda Lee:

now we can see the body language. the defensive posture..
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:05pm
ultradamno:

I'm going to guess the punchline is: Unemployed
  6:05pm
John from Florham Park:

And here is my story about WFMU started listening to this station, when I was up here in September to check things out before I made the move, really started to listen when I got back to South Florida and it’s been live ever since
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herb.nyc:

plz raise the GUM CHEWING levels
  6:05pm
prudy:

all James Taylor???
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm
Michele:

Let's do this!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm
PMD:

Are there really 23? If so, I'll call and not do via web
  6:06pm
noel:

Do razor blades and a warm bath come with the All James Taylor format?
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Linda Lee:

alas, i am not the punchline.
  6:06pm
prudy:

now I got it!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:06pm
geoff mcq:

I like it when there's video.
  6:07pm
John from Florham Park:

@noel oh god that is sick but I love it
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:07pm
queems:

oh come on, now i want cake
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Linda Lee:

there's always fun video during marathon time.
  6:08pm
noel:

It could be worse John it could be All Billy Joel format.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm
Rob j/o from colonia:

Home of the great David Pierson. Rip
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:08pm
Henry in Hopatcong:

Hello Ken, Andy, Michele, and everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm
queems:

oh that one was fun
  6:09pm
Johnzon:

baby show bad! baby show bad! no no no no no!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm
Asheville Jon:

long time listener, first time posting. Hello!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:09pm
LCBD:

The stereo show was great!
  6:09pm
noel:

We're waiting for the SOAKING!!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm
Jim the Poet:

Michele rules!
Avatar 6:10pm
Linda Lee:

wasn't it Barnum who said 'there's a sucker born every minute'?
Avatar ♥ 6:10pm
herb.nyc:

is little PONY there?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:10pm
Asheville Jon:

FIVE MINUTES TILL THE SOAKING
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Linda Lee:

good hearing your voice on air, Michele!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm
LCBD:

Yes, Linda Lee - hello to you and hi there queems!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:11pm
queems:

hi @lcbd!!
Avatar ♥ 6:11pm
herb.nyc:

david newgarden? i recall seeing him in band RUN ON, and they did an in-store at Other Music. (ooh, other music docu will play at tribeca film fest)
  6:11pm
John from Florham Park:

@niel billy Joel I can handle
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herb.nyc:

5th ave? if i need milk or sugar, can i knock on andy's door?
Avatar 6:12pm
Linda Lee:

@LCBD! hi!
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Linda Lee:

something's got to be up with the phones..
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm
medson:

Poor Andy is down to one TV show
  6:13pm
noel:

I'm waiting for the REVENGE for all those mind numbing shows that he brought us this year.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:13pm
fred:

@Linda Lee: It should be "there's a soaker born every minute"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
dale:

no writers with a game show. or not many any way
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Linda Lee:

Andy's sweating already!
good work, Fred!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
Rob j/o from colonia:

Soaking...t minus 1 minute
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
chris:

hi, everyone! locked and loaded for the Andy soaking :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
SeanG:

thanks for the link Sebastian
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:14pm
Jim the Poet:

soak!
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Doctor Rembrandt:

ANDY BETTER GRAB A SNORKEL
  6:16pm
John from Florham Park:

Serious question how come you don’t do more live vids of the DJ.s
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:16pm
Asheville Jon:

PLEDGED!!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:17pm
dale:

i'm sure andy writes a check from uncle andy's toy company and it's a write off.
Avatar 6:17pm
Linda Lee:

thank you Ken.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:18pm
PMD:

Please note I called and only my name and dollar amount was taken. Didn't even mention I wanted to soak Andy
  6:19pm
-max-:

Website pledge page is very sluggish!
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Linda Lee:

i'm guessing it's automatic right now, Pam.
  6:20pm
prudy:

the toy company has closed its doors in china
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:20pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Whew, I was able to get a pledge in. Laptop was sluggish. Used the phone to make it happen!
  6:20pm
Brian B.:

SOAKED!
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:20pm
queems:

you're welcome
Avatar 6:21pm
Linda Lee:

it's all a tax write off for Andy anyway, right?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm
cklequ:

Damn paypal finally logged me in just seconds after the soaking ended.
  6:22pm
Mandy:

I love when i dared Andy to give me $50 so I could donate $75. he was good for it!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:22pm
PMD:

@Mandy yes he pays his debts!
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achim:

homepage total crashed!!! couldn't pledge:(((
  6:24pm
Nells:

A lot of pity pledges
  6:24pm
John from Florham Park:

@ken are you going to do some more live vids of the various people in the studio
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm
queems:

HAHA
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Linda Lee:

the watch! oh lord.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:25pm
Mark Hurst:

Ahhhhh I thought the default was to soak Andy. Oh well - but YEAH Richard in Metuchen getting the watch!
  6:26pm
Rhett:

Forgot to say soak Andyyyyyyyyyyy
  6:26pm
yippie:

the chronometer omg
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:26pm
Rob j/o from colonia:

Michele bully in on da Mic
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm
Sebastian:

Gambia?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm
PMD:

San Mateo!
Avatar 6:27pm
Linda Lee:

it's called class warfare, Andy. we're tired of losing.
  6:27pm
melinda:

This is fun.
  6:27pm
Mandy:

I wanna know how much we soaked Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm
Jim the Poet:

Germany comes up as Gambia in the system for some reason
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:27pm
PMD:

LOL Ken!
  6:27pm
prudy:

right LL
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achim:

ANDY somehow manipulated paypal, it didn't work during soaking
Avatar ♥ 6:28pm
herb.nyc:

ouch, HAN remark and MASTURBATORIUM. ooh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:28pm
Asheville Jon:

it was difficult (slow) to use paypal during the soaking, but my pledge went through at 6:16pm
  6:29pm
prudy:

I lost audio during soak
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Linda Lee:

Mandy, assume were still tallying up
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm
dale:

linda lee - yes, but to give a charity a dollar so you can get 35 or so cents back isn't good business sense. so he must have a big heart after all.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm
PMD:

I didn't get the joke answer...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm
listener 126464:

by default make no comment = soak Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:29pm
Timm in Chicago:

WOOOO!! SOAK SOAK SOAK!
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Linda Lee:

absolutely!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm
dale:

a soft cee.
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Linda Lee:

we haven't heard the joke answer yet.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:30pm
Sebastian:

it's alright, send the bill to Gambia!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Does Andy work for a company that matches his donation?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:31pm
dale:

glaad to have a job in radio?
  6:31pm
Listener Robert:

Dale and Linda Lee, in case you're serious, no, it can't be a writeoff from Andy's toy co., because that'd violate Auricle's charter.

I don't care what they say, I'm sure Andy donates more than this anyway, because he loves it. We love the act, though.
Avatar ♥ 6:31pm
herb.nyc:

hi tom from glasgow. thanks for taking my 5am and 5.20am phone pledges.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:32pm
Kelly Jones:

Hi Herb! (uuuuuurb)
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:33pm
Asheville Jon:

so what is the value of the "watch" pledge?
Avatar 6:33pm
Linda Lee:

personal income tax write-off? no?
Avatar ♥ 6:33pm
herb.nyc:

hi kelly, april 15 is approaching. why aincha busy?
  6:33pm
Johnzon:

what was the total?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm
fred:

@Asheville Jon: That's 5K
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm
queems:

brutal
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Linda Lee:

Ken's breathless again! second time this week. dude, are you ok?
Avatar ♥ 6:34pm
herb.nyc:

(ASIDE - i'm on library computer. it sez NOT SECURE in the web address area.)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm
Sebastian:

why start with the worst one - it's rigged!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:34pm
dale:

can you put smiley face buttons on the hat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm
ultradamno:

Did anyone suggest a Mao cap?
  6:35pm
Listener Robert:

Tommy, I'm sure the UStream is a considerable expense. Plus, the DJs & other on-airs like to come in naked. Well, I mean they didn't ask to do video, just audio, and some of them might not want having every performance watched.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm
Kelly Jones:

Priorities Herb, Priorities! Who was it that said "Don't worry if your past times get in the way of your work, start to worry when your past times are getting in the way of one another."
  6:35pm
Johnzon:

1000$ is not enough to wear a MAGA hat for a day...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Richard S:

Must the hat be worn on the head?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm
dale:

i still want andy to wear a hat made of chewing gum.
  6:35pm
yippie:

the watch or chronometer, could be a charitable contribution and a business expense at the same time
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:35pm
Asheville Jon:

thanks for the info fred! i guess i missed that show(s) where that info was talked about
  6:35pm
Listener Robert:

Sorry, meant that for John, not Tommy.
Avatar ♥ 6:36pm
herb.nyc:

kelly, i hear you. now go take a nap.
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ᏠЄႶႶỊѺµЄ:

Somehow I knew Ken would know the words to I Am Woman.
  6:37pm
John from Florham Park:

Don’t worry about it LR thanks fir the answer
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GingerbeardMan:

my first soaking of the Andy...it feels GREAT
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:38pm
dale:

is't everyone pantsless at a hollywood meeting?
  6:39pm
LCBD:

Did they say a total of Andy’s soak?
Avatar 6:40pm
Linda Lee:

no total yet.
  6:40pm
Listener Robert:

Does the supplier of the vegetable oil to get off the super glue get a plug like on Permanent Twister?
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm
Asheville Jon:

i don't think i've ever heard a total of the andy soak
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm
PMD:

I'm not sure he'll match 8,000... which is about what it would be
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:42pm
fred:

Is that Vicki in the background?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Richard S:

I always wonder what percentage of the pledges are actually paid up.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm
Asheville Jon:

i have heard from Ken, that andy has never renigged on matching the pledges during the soaking period.
  6:43pm
yippie:

you can talk about moby dick on the radio
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm
PMD:

Really? You can't say dick on the air?
  6:43pm
yippie:

hes the biggest sperm whale ever
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:43pm
dale:

can he add anything to that hat? like 'york' or 'nixon'
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:44pm
ultradamno:

So the is basically this (in spirit0): twitter.com...
  6:44pm
prudy:

boy promo for toy company...
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Linda Lee:

my suggestion. i'm honored.
  6:45pm
prudy:

good suggestion dale
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:47pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

@fred - Yep, looks like Vicki in the corner, behind Michele.
  6:47pm
noel:

Stuck between a RACK and a HARD DICK
Avatar 6:48pm
Linda Lee:

the condition of the dick isn't specified.
  6:49pm
yippie:

doesnt everybody love moby dick?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Richard S:

How much should we pledge if we want to get The Hat afterwards, complete with a signed Certificate of Authenticity?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:50pm
PMD:

@Linda Lee, mine was the rack... :-)
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Linda Lee:

good work Pam!
  6:50pm
noel:

Dick Sargent just didn't measure up to Dick York.
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Buddha of Suburbia:

8 minutes of SILENCE??? I just got here.
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Linda Lee:

this is hilarious.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:51pm
SeanG:

andy needs to wear that second hat
  6:51pm
John from Florham Park:

@niel you come out with some funny stuff
Avatar 6:51pm
Linda Lee:

not at all silent, no!
  6:52pm
Johnzon:

I don't understand... does andy have to wear a maga hat for a week and then the check out my wife's rack the next week or is it replacing the maga hat
  6:52pm
John from Florham Park:

@linda lee I have been laughing
Avatar 6:52pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

I'm blushing looking at these comments. What dirty rotten scoundrels, miscreants, and bon vivants you all are!
  6:52pm
noel:

I'm here all week try the veal
  6:53pm
yippie:

ah yes driving a 3 mast ship very high smoking weed hunting whales
  6:53pm
John from Florham Park:

@buddha you have been laughing and you know it(G)
  6:53pm
Johnzon:

i love dick is better than I love driving high... especially with contractors. Ken's gonna get some burly construction workers soliciting him
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm
PMD:

Switch it to MAGA for Ken
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:53pm
dale:

buddha - don't forget ne'er do wells.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:54pm
listener 126464:

keep Ken driving high
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Linda Lee:

i'm sad Ken won't wear my hat.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Richard S:

@dale - Rapscallions, too!
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Buddha of Suburbia:

John from Florham Park, I WILL ADMIT nothing!!!!!!!!
  6:54pm
noel:

Martin and Caine are tops
Avatar 6:55pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Dale, I just copy and paste your clever quips and write them as my own.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:55pm
fred:

@Johnzon: One of them is wearing one hat for a week, who wears it and the message change at every $500 level
Avatar 6:55pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Bonjour, Fred!
  6:56pm
Johnzon:

hey all you artists out there, if you're submitting to the Clay Pigeon art show this year be sure your art includes a caricature of Ken wearing the I love dick hat
  6:57pm
Johnzon:

Im a whippersnapper
  6:57pm
John from Florham Park:

@buddha whatever you say(G)
  6:57pm
Johnzon:

lame. they should both have to wear a hat
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:58pm
Tommy in Neversink:

Cut off Andy's coffee
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Buddha of Suburbia:

John from Florham Park, hee hee
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Linda Lee:

this is amazing.
Avatar 6:59pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Linda Lee, I'll touch base with you after this show...Bye everyone!! Lots of love...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 6:59pm
dale:

the jewish men up here in kiryas joel all wear that hat already.
  7:00pm
noel:

Can't they auction the Masturbatorium or is that a sticky issue?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:00pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Haha...raising the bucks here!
Avatar 7:00pm
Linda Lee:

oh my god. is Ken wearing my hat?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Richard S:

This was I N S A N E!
Avatar ♥ 7:01pm
Marshall Stacks:

What was the total?
Avatar 7:01pm
Linda Lee:

this was epic.
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GingerbeardMan:

but what's the soak total?!?!?
Avatar 7:01pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Noel, icky.
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:01pm
Rob j/o from colonia:

God i love that Michele
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:01pm
Sebastian:

nice one everybody, thank you!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:02pm
Folsom:

I assume the soak is around 33-34k
Avatar Swag For Life Member ♥ 7:04pm
Asheville Jon:

again, i have never ever heard a soak total announced in years gone past
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