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Options March 13, 2019: Swagbot and Pseu Braun take over IRL Marathon Week 2

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Listener comments!

Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:02pm dale:

oh -
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:02pm Richard S:

Hello!
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:03pm John from Florham Park:

Finally a normal show
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:03pm G:

Did they implant this robot with the persona of Joe Frank?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:03pm Emily:

Hi everyone!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:03pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Oh great, a show devoted to the bad technology I use, plus the night owl show, plus the Ichabunny robot.
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:03pm Ruth Booth:

SWAGBOT!!!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:04pm dale:

kimzilla - you're voice work on the double dip recess premium is AMAZING! you should put a reel together if you don't have one already.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:05pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Ruth, are you doing a camera feed for this show as well?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:05pm Emily:

you might notice I am not there...
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:06pm Ruth Booth:

yup, its on the playlist page or www.ustream.tv...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:06pm Emily:

I have the flu
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:07pm Emily:

I am literally never going to recover from not being there right now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:07pm ultradamno:

Hello, everyone. You know Ken revealed on Techtonic this week that Piglet is actually a penguin. Getting to the bottom of this cover-up needs to be a topic for this show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:07pm Kat in Chicago:

aw, hope you feel better soon, Emily! :(
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:07pm queems:

noooo
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:07pm Emily:

pledge your money for sympathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:07pm Emily:

the flu got in my eyes
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:09pm Richard S:

Emily, you're on the COMMENTS BOARD! That counts!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:09pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@Emily, did you get married recently?
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:09pm dale:

emily - hot and sour soup and drambui always helps me. doesn't shorten the flu but i feel better anyway...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:09pm Emily:

thank youuuuuuu
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:10pm Danne D:

FEEL BETTER EMILY :( :( :(
PLEDGE NOW!!!!
SAVE EMILY!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:10pm Emily:

@Aaron WHAAAAT no way, dude
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:10pm Emily:

bahaha LISTEN TO DANNE D
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:10pm Kat in Chicago:

I used to get conjunctivitis every couple of years for some reason, it suuuuucks
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:11pm queems:

i had it once in both eyes at the same time
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:11pm Emily:

thanks for the tip, Dale!
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:11pm Vanessa bikes:

I watched one episode of that show because of IRL furries episode, it was disappointing but still entertaining!
  🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:11pm Listener Robert:

Is this going to be like strip poker? Swagbot takes off part of hir costume for every $1,000 pledged?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:11pm Kat in Chicago:

I think I got it in both eyes every time!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:12pm queems:

@kat it's AWFUL
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:12pm Nils:

Hi all!
I didn`t listen to the end of last weeks show until today.
I won again??!!??

Get well soon Emily!
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:13pm Dez:

I love that Joe Tait woodcut premium!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:13pm Emily:

I have it in both eyes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:14pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Blah, that's too bad, Emily. Get well, soon. I think I broke a rib the other day. Maybe we can get a two-for-one deal a the clinic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:15pm Emily:

Hmmm...does that voice sound familiar? Can't quite place it?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:15pm ultradamno:

Get well, Emily. Though double conjunctivitis would have read well on video, just sayin'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:15pm Kat in Chicago:

nooo then everyone would get it, it's contagious as hell
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:15pm John from Florham Park:

@Emily are you eating plenty of chicken soup?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:15pm queems:

double eye patch
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:16pm Emily:

I am eating SO much soup.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:16pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@Emily, the "flu" huh? Or stuck in a lame robot costume?
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:17pm John from Florham Park:

@emily that sucks hope your resting
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:17pm Danne D:

Pledge and help make the goal Aaron and maybe you'll find out :)
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:17pm John from Florham Park:

@emily very good
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:18pm queems:

swagbot has sweet kicks
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:18pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@Danne, I hope you are getting a quality bathroom horse
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:19pm Linda Lee:

the chaff is the plant matter outside the grain. you want the grain, not the rest, i do believe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:19pm Emily:

@Linda, correct!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:19pm Emily:

that bot ain't me, guys...
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:20pm Linda Lee:

thanks dear! sorry you're ill!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:20pm ultradamno:

Is it Becky?
Avatar 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:20pm PsychopathJimFields:

Hey Kimzilla, sorry I'm not going to make it tonight. My back is sore.
Hey Emily, get better.
Hey Pseu, nice to see you there
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:20pm Ken From Hyde Park:

How do you rate Swagbot's voice, Aaron?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:20pm Emily:

oh, thank you Linda Lee!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:21pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@Linda Lee, I saw your note on Hearty White about making me the poster child of FMU, i am so game
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:21pm Linda Lee:

who's the dj with the pretty legs? hmmm..
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:21pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

Its totally Andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:21pm Linda Lee:

@Aaron, that was seconded! we'll see if management picks up on it.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:22pm Danne D:

Seriously this Joe Tait prize is amazing!!!!!!
Gotta pledge to get this folks.

People should put their robot guesses on their pledge cards :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:22pm Linda Lee:

frankly, i think we may have lost Andy forever.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:22pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

If I cant be the mascot, I will settle for poster child
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:22pm GarryTheViking:

SwagBot has got to be Hardy White. It’s the nonsensical nature of what it says
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:23pm Richard S:

I want to try and color in Joe Tait's work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:24pm Linda Lee:

just had a look. amazing work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:25pm Emily:

Swag bot has a 'tude.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:25pm Linda Lee:

Swagbot isn't Hearty. i think Swagbot is female.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:25pm Emily:

Thank you all the pledgers! and man, the staff pledgers! I'm getting all weepy with the love!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:26pm Richard S:

I laughed!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:27pm @sugarwolf@:

Is swagbot a cool lady DJ?
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:27pm John from Florham Park:

@emily go to bed you need to get better
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:27pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Where is S.A.M. from Wake & Bake? He'd be very interested in meeting Swagbot.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:27pm ultradamno:

They (swagbots) Live
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:27pm Emily:

we're NPR's COOLER BROTHER?!?!? best compliment ever. thank you!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:27pm Emily:

I'm in bed! just also on my computer :)
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:28pm John from Florham Park:

@emily I think this station puts BPR to shame
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:28pm Linda Lee:

that's my thinkin', @sugarwolf@.
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:29pm John from Florham Park:

@hey Linda lee how are ya
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:29pm Aaron in Minneapolis:

@John from Florham Park Borning Public Radio?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:29pm @sugarwolf@:

@LindaLee: I have my suspicions who it is but I don't want to spoil anything
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:29pm dez:

the race advice HAS to be a Breckman contribution!!
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:29pm John from Florham Park:

I mean NPR Emily
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:30pm Linda Lee:

John, i think so too. no sponsorship from Exxon or the Kochs, first of all.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:30pm Richard S:

WFMU is the ONLY station where you WANT to listen to the pledge drives.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:30pm Linda Lee:

fine here, thanks! you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:30pm Emily:

@John 100% yes.
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:30pm John from Florham Park:

@aaron I meant NPR have to learn to spell check
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:31pm @sugarwolf@:

I don't think Swagbot kills, but they do SLAY
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:31pm John from Florham Park:

@linda lee can’t complain
@emily cool
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:32pm Mike D.:

Emily,
I was the NPR guy. My last day of the work week is Wednesday, so IRL is a wonderful way to kick off my weekend of sorts. Hope you feel better soon, and thanks for such fantastic radio!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:32pm queems:

that's actually good advice
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:32pm John from Florham Park:

@sugarwolf groaner
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:33pm Emily:

aah man! that's so good to hear! thanks, Mike!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:33pm @sugarwolf@:

@JohnFP: :)
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:34pm John from Florham Park:

@linda I agree NPR makes them selves beholden to corporations and they can’t investigate them
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:34pm Linda Lee:

good seeing you, Pseu!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:34pm ultradamno:

That's kind of a variation on the old christian cautionary tales about how you can die at any time and if you're doing something bad you're going to hell no matter what, except that was potential fashion hell.
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:35pm John from Florham Park:

@richard like when clay blows his load in the morning
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:35pm Emily:

THAT'S MY SISTER!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:35pm Emily:

yeah dude
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:36pm ultradamno:

At a robot strip club you can even see their diodes!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:36pm Linda Lee:

that's the whole idea of sponsorship, John. it makes good business sense.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:36pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Polka legs! It's Stashu!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:37pm queems:

i believe it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:37pm Linda Lee:

had that thought myself, Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:37pm Emily:

TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:37pm John from Florham Park:

@linda lee I still don’t have to like it
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:40pm Linda Lee:

thankfully we don't have to listen to it, ether.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:40pm common:

It’s andy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:41pm Richard S:

That was a good one! I'm going to steal it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:42pm Emily:

New show idea. "what not to do with kim & emily"

...and pseu?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:42pm Tommy in Neversink:

I'm sending $$$
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:44pm John from Florham Park:

@linda lee yes to that
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:44pm Emily:

BAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:45pm Emily:

glitter boogers...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:45pm queems:

MORE BOOGERS
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:45pm Tommy in Neversink:

So I'm not the only one having FB problems
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:46pm melinda:

I like how there is still a live stream
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:46pm John from Florham Park:

@pseu Facebook is back up and someone posted a funny meme about aunt Becky
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:47pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I'm not on any of those social media platforms. This is where I do my socializing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:47pm Emily:

trust me, you TOTALLY want to know who swagbot is. help us make our goal!
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:47pm John from Florham Park:

@tommy Facebook is doing ok now
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:47pm ultradamno:

Only antisocial media went down.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:47pm Emily:

I'm never getting control of that board back, huh?
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:48pm John from Florham Park:

Ok the Swagbot might be shelia b
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:48pm Richard S:

LOL! That was GREAT!
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:48pm Danne D:

Aaron please explain that joke to us
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:49pm Tommy in Neversink:

By this show I didn't mean this particular show but In Real LIfe in general
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:49pm Tommy in Neversink:

OH Thanks John
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:49pm John from Florham Park:

Your welcome tommy
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:49pm Emily:

Danne D, Aaron isn't actually a robot, you know...
  🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:50pm Listener Robert:

Oh, John, you meant NPR @ 7:28? I thought you meant PBR, Pabst Blue Ribbon.
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:51pm John from Florham Park:

@robert that is crap beer
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:51pm Danne D:

NO WAY, EMILY!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:52pm Emily:

82% of the goal?!?! we can make it! c'mon everybody!
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:52pm Danne D:

Only a robot can have comic timing like Aaron
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:53pm Richard S:

Swagbot dances better than I do.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:54pm Nils:

It`s Michele
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:54pm Linda Lee:

Kim says she's currently on the schedule.
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:54pm Danne D:

CMON ONLY $238 TO GO!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:54pm queems:

michele isn't currently on the schedule though
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:54pm Emily:

she is...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:55pm ultradamno:

Was that a popcorn dance?
  🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:55pm Listener Robert:

If it is indeed Stashu in there, ask her how many applications of deodorant it took.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:55pm Emily:

*I mean swag bot is currently on the schedule (not that michele is)
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:55pm Danne D:

$163 LEFT!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:55pm melinda:

Horr-or movie...haha
  Wed. 3/13/19 7:56pm Emily S:

Plot twist - Kim is Swagbot, and the "Kim" we're listening to is actually a robot
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:56pm Linda Lee:

who's got the prettiest legs? there's our answer. :-)
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:56pm Emily:

No way, $163??? that's nothin...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:56pm queems:

kim has amazing hair
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:57pm Danne D:

GOALLLLLLL
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:57pm Emily:

@queems doesn't she?? such a babe.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:57pm Ken From Hyde Park:

I think I saw Michele standing in the background during one of the Swagbot bits. She had a white hoodie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:57pm @sugarwolf@:

thanks swagbot!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:58pm queems:

i need those shoes!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:58pm Emily:

AAAAAAAAAAAH!!! thank you everyone!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:58pm Richard S:

I'm going with Stashu as Swagbot
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:58pm @sugarwolf@:

does Swag Bot have a show on the weekends?
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 7:58pm Richard S:

NO ONE CAN REPLACE EMILY
Avatar Wed. 3/13/19 7:59pm Danne D:

YAY THERESE AND YAY TO THE MEGA PLEDGER WHO PUT US OVER THE TOP!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 7:59pm queems:

who made the swagbot costume?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 🎃 Wed. 3/13/19 8:00pm Ken From Hyde Park:

Hahaha! Nice work, Therese! Thanks, all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 8:00pm Emily:

ROBERT, DAMN!!! thank you thank you thank you
THANK YOU EVERYONE!!! I love you guys.
Avatar Swag For Life Member Wed. 3/13/19 8:00pm Richard S:

Catch you next week, AFTER the overall goal has been met!
Avatar Thu. 3/14/19 2:41pm kimzilla:

Just jumping on the messageboard now and am overwhelmed by the love from all the Lifers. Thanks for being such an incredible and positive force of the show. You are one of the big reasons I love doing this every week. @Dale, thanks for the compliment re: voice over work. I'd love to do more! Re: Aaron, you will never be replaced as the most special snarky robot voice around these parts. Also, big props to sexy legs Therese for being an outstanding Swagbot and for Pseu in wrangling me and for Ruth and her crew for helping with the video. It was her idea for Swagbot, it was my cardboard that made it. Now, what do I do with it??
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