Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from May 15, 2019 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting May 15, 2019: You Be Ken and Andy!

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Andy: Hello and Welcome to Just Between Us with Andy and Kendra, I'm your one of your hosts, Andy. And tonight, Kendra and I are very excited because we have a very very provocative topic. Our topic tonight is our dream men who are fantasy men are, what qualities we look for in men.

Kendra: that sounds like a good topic, Andy. But if you ever want to talk about pretty frilly hats again, I'd be up for that too

Andy: Well, we've been talking about pretty hats that we like and our friends like to wear for many, many weeks now.If I recall correctly, 40 of our 52 shows last year dealt with pretty hats

Kendra: if it ain't broke, don't fix it, Andy.

Andy: I know it to me and Kendra and I usually agree with you, girl. But tonight, I really really want to talk about my dream man and the qualities I look for in a man.

Kendra: Hahaha, you go girl.

Andy: Well, I don't know about you, Kendra, but my dream man would be a little bit out of the ordinary. He wouldn't look like a typical, stereotypical movie star.But to me, he'd be a perfect dreamboat. My dream man would be in his early 60sand he'd be bald.

Kendra: it sounds like you're describing Andy Bregman.

Andy: Oh, pitter patter. Could you hear my heartbeat when you said hisName,

Kendra: I did. Do you think I could ever meet Andy breakfast? Do you think it's possible I could ever arrange to meet him? I thought I don't know what I'd say. But I'd love to try.

Kendra,:I think you can just look him up in Madison, New Jersey and give him a call. He'd be happy to hear from you, Andy. Well, he certainly fits. Oh, sorry, Andy. Well, he's certainly fits my dream man to a tee. My dream man, as I said is in his early 60s, he's bald. He's a little bit on the stocky side. his eyesight is not 2020 but I just don't care. As long as he's Jewish and makes a very handsome living.

Kendra: is it okay if he's an alcoholic?

Andy: And,well, that's not on my list. Why have you heard something about Andy breakfast that I should know,?

Kendra: Oh no, I didn't mean it that way. I'm also attracted to older men, older Jewish men. I mean, Andy, tell us about your dream man, Kendra, and don't hold anything back,

Kendra: Oh, I won't. I've always fantasized about going out with Oh, an administrator of a 501 c three not for profit. New Jersey Corporation. Someone like station manager Ken. KenFreedman. Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie.

Ken Freedman.Kendra, that's the onend I heard he's married. Well that stop you.

Kendra:As a woman, I'm offended. You asked me that question.handy. As a woman, I apologize from the bottombottom of my heart.

Andy: Can you ever forgive me girlfriend,

Kendra: hell no. End of the Play!

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Listener comments!

  6:03pm
Listener Robert:

Another "puppet" show? I guess there are still variations they haven't exhausted.
Avatar 6:06pm
Fredericks:

Name of new podcast: All We Need Is Stuff
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Webhamster Henry:

The UCB show I saw was good - but Andy was being crucified.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Ike:

Is Andy aware that a podcast is just a radio show?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I read that the YMCA in Poughkeepsie has been closed for nine years and people need HazMat suits to enter the place. I noted that it's on Montgomery Street. My idea is for listeners to find a town near them and call in from 43 Montgomery Street and describe the scene. There must be dozens of that address worldwide.
Avatar 🚂 6:15pm
herb.nyc:

Name of show- "9 month delay"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
PMD:

What if I want to play Ken?
  6:16pm
noel:

7 second De-Rail
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
PMD:

If you already have the script, then just post that.
Ugh... not sure I can do this.
Avatar 6:17pm
khd:

lol
  6:18pm
noel:

STALKY Side
  6:19pm
Dr. Peter:

Hilarious
  6:19pm
yippie:

is andy on silver daddies ?
Avatar 6:19pm
khd:

great show, awesome job
  6:20pm
noel:

If a masturbatorium is ok then a wife won't bother her in the least.
  6:24pm
noel:

Can this be considered harassment? She has to read a fawning script to a producer. Nudge, nudge Wink, wink.
  6:25pm
noel:

Green Teeth was my hearts delight
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
ultradamno:

A sign it's going well; hat talk is requested.
Avatar 6:30pm
khd:

and you can sell the ads as indoorsments
Avatar 6:31pm
khd:

I'M A PRODUCER
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
ultradamno:

On television, podcasters get directed to conduct investigations on behalf of god or are somehow part of an innocence project team and also participate in crime investigations. So look forward to that.
  6:32pm
Dr. Peter:

The chick magnet has the opposite polarity
  6:34pm
Jamie at WWOZ:

Such a joy to hear nobody calling. Did I come in during a pledge drive?
  6:35pm
L W Rhino:

What about a man with very low testosterone ?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
G:

@Jamie: MEOW!!!
  6:37pm
Jamie at WWOZ:

This is really funny. Nobody calling. Andy trying to stretch out and no one is helping. Please don't call!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
G:

"And the" is an intriguing end to a radio play
  6:39pm
noel:

Ok what's the fatal flaw.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Can some (male or female) high-tech listener hook up a text-to speech robot to read the lines in a female voice?
  6:39pm
Jamie at WWOZ:

Gawd I've missed listening to this show.
  6:40pm
noel:

SAM is still in the studio
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
G:

@Jamie: You WWOZ folks still tired after JazzFest?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
ultradamno:

"What is your intended goal, Ken?" You'd think we hear that more often.
  6:41pm
Listener Robert:

I just called my friend Nadine to finally, decades late, get her acting career off the ground.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
common:

Well. They are great!
Avatar 6:43pm
khd:

lol
  6:43pm
ledzeppelinsucks:

现在
那里

剑拔弩张




弯曲
金属

Avatar 6:43pm
Linda Lee:

what have i just tuned in to?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
dale:

did anyone proof read this?
Avatar 6:44pm
khd:

the fun and interesting show with andy breakfast
  6:44pm
Jewdy:

Just called, and missed out on the fun.
Avatar 6:44pm
khd:

oh wait, i mean the indoorsmen with andy breakfast and kendra
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
dale:

needed a laugh track.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
common:

Andy breakfast! YAy!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
dale:

..and some 'ooohhhHHHhhhh's'
Avatar 6:45pm
Linda Lee:

so this is what girls talk like on their own?
Avatar 6:46pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Ken are you still calling yourself Kendra?
Avatar 6:46pm
Linda Lee:

i had no idea!
  6:46pm
L W Rhino:

Andy Breakfast, the most important radio host of the day.
Avatar 6:46pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Linda Lee! Hi Dalord!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
PMD:

Andy Breakfast!
Avatar 6:47pm
khd:

there is the indoor kids
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Andy Breakfastman!
  6:47pm
Adam West Coaster:

Gum! It’s what’s for Andy Breakfast!
Avatar 6:47pm
Linda Lee:

hi Buddha! just tuned in & i was lost indeed.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
PMD:

@kfhp YES
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
dale:

hi booda of refurbia.
Avatar 6:51pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Hi Linda Lee! Hey Dalius!
Avatar 6:52pm
khd:

i see andy as a half-orc
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

How many podcasts about boilers are out there? Maybe that's a good subject.
  6:52pm
HuskLife:

The indoors man, andy special. How to build your own at home and masturbatoriom
  6:53pm
Listener Robert:

I told Nadine the phone number as "-9368 or -WFMU, whichever is easier." And on hearing "WFMU", she said, "Oh, it's that...."
Avatar 6:53pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

LL, I was on at the very beginning when they were begging Dale to call in, but I was so lost I was going to just stare at my wall, then decided to return for the heck of it. I'm still lost, but at least you're here.
  6:53pm
noel:

Choice between Podcasts and HSN and QVC. Hello HSN and QVC.
  6:53pm
Ochre Ogre:

The Indoorsmen is great, wonder if their favorite band is The Agoriphobias.
Avatar 6:54pm
Linda Lee:

i'm just enjoying this peek into how successful people negotiate their lives.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
PMD:

@Linda Lee who are you talking about?
Avatar 6:54pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Ummm...I think I'll go back to staring at my wall.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
dale:

"mensch game" - ken and andy's new dating show.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

How was the casino today, Buddha? Any big jackpots?
Avatar 6:55pm
Linda Lee:

Andy. i hear he has money!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

is "the jewlywed game" too much?
Avatar 6:57pm
Fredericks:

Andy, like our president, is enjoying his semi-retirement.
Avatar 6:57pm
Linda Lee:

see? this is how it must happen!
Avatar 6:58pm
Linda Lee:

i like "the mensch game".
Avatar 6:58pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Hey Ken! I met this stunning heiress looking woman from Columbia in a tiny leather dress with thigh high Louboutin boots..(which is code for very expensive). She came with her own butler. She was my last client before heading out.
Avatar 6:58pm
Buddha of Suburbia:

Dale, I should pitch my game show!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
dale:

what's your game show boods?
Avatar 6:59pm
Linda Lee:

just don't expect anything you pitch to be taken at all seriously.
  7:00pm
Jewdy:

Assorted recipes of chicken soup. Oh I coulda called again!!
  7:00pm
P-90:

“Keen to Learn” there’s a title
  7:02pm
Jewdy:

Assorted recipes of chicken soup. Oh I coulda called again!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 7:03pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

@Buddha - You should have some WFMU swag handy so Louboutin boots lady can get some stickers if she donates to WFMU.
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