Profile for Nick the Bard

Host:

Options Nick the Bard    (Contact)

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Hosts these programs:

Options The Firesign Theatre Radio Hour

Options Norflax Oxdun Sidetower with Nick The Bard

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Personal statement:

I host a radio show that's basically the equivalent of downing a 2-liter of Mountain Dew and chasing it with a bag of Pixie Stix. I also play with toys on the radio.

One time, I made a tiny hat for a grapefruit. Not that I was asked to, but I just made one for it anyway. Before I could find out it's opinion on the matter, it was bought up by someone, and I've never seen it again. I often wonder what happened to the hat more than the grapefruit, but then I remember, I have a burning mill to watch over. That gets kind of boring once the beavers bring in their grenades. They used to go with rocket launchers, but then someone started going around saying "I'd rocket launch YOUR dam if you're not careful" as a means to imply they'd sue a business out of existence, so the beavers rightly got upset on that and started using grenades. What they were using any of that for, I have no idea. They just were and I'm content with not knowing.

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Favorites:

Favorite songs:
Artist Title Album Playlist
Options Hackney Colliery Band Africa 7"
Options Soothsayer Can You Dig It Jun 14 '12
Options GOTCHA! You're Wrong You're Wrong 12" Jun 14 '12
Options Ben Folds Rent-A-Cop supersunnyspeedgraphic, the LP Jun 14 '12
Options W Robo Kiss Robo Kiss single Jul 2 '12
Options Ted Stevens Series of Tubes YTMND.com Jan 31 '12
Options David Hasslehoff Hot Shot City Jan 31 '12
Options Attractive Eighties Women Lightning Bolt Jan 31 '12
Options The Aquabats Playdough Return of the Aquabats Jan 31 '12
Options Cube Squared Baby Doll Tapeheads (film soundtrack) Dec 27 '12
Options Rachel Bloom I Steal Pets Mar 8 '12
Options Nerdy Girl Nerdy Girl Nov 22 '12
Options WeKeJay Lo Pan Style Nov 22 '12

Favorite programs:
Title
Options Muriel's Treasure
Options Inflatable Squirrel Carcass
Options Imaginary Radio
Options Night People
Options Acapulco Dance Party
Options Vortex of Chaos
Options Rix
Options Professor Dum Dum's Lab
Options Joe Frank
Options Seven Second Delay
Options Norflax Oxdun Sidetower
Options Dark Night of the Soul
Options Underwater Theme Park

Favorite episodes:
Title Date
Options Seven Second Delay Mar 13 '13
Options Norflax Oxdun Sidetower Aug 9 '12
Options Norflax Oxdun Sidetower Jun 14 '12

Friends:
Name
Options JeffW
Options Wendy del Formaggio
Options Frangry
Options Listener zero
Options John McCabe
Options Irwin
Options thedunkel
Options Honey Water
Options efd
Options Scott Williams
Options Joe Belock
Options Danne D
Options Keili
Options Liz Berg
Options Amanda Nazario
Options kiemzi
Options Julie
Options Station Mgr Ken
Options kat330
Options Matt from Springfield
Options pierre
Options quinn
Options Andrea Silenzi
Options Mike Noble
Options amEdeo
Options Michele
Options Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever)
Options Dave Perlis
Options Andy Theodorou
Options Chris M.
Options Joe Duffy
Options Kurt Gottschalk
Options Faye
Options People Like Us
Options Bryce
Options Parq
Options Meghan
Options Mary Wing
Options Nick the Bard

 

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