WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 6, 2021

Listener comments!
	5:43pm HyperDose: I have never been more ready for anything in my entire life. I wholly surrender myself to you oh Animal Skin overlord. I will dedicate my existence to learning your lessons and following in your footsteps. ANIMAL SKIN NATION, STAND UP!
	6:00pm Handy Haversack: I don't social media or cable TV, but I'm pretty sure that's the pic my neighbor was telling me to find. I have been running a D&D game for the past seventeen years, and I am here to tell you: that guy is a HUGE DORK. <--
	6:01pm wfmu listener phillip: YEAH BABY!!! KEN & ANDY 2021
	6:01pm ami ad: Hello.
	6:02pm Doug in JC: Thanks for the expert dork opinion, Handy :D
	🚂 6:02pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hi ... Curfew time! What's the discussion tonight? Throwing eggs vs. tomatoes at that guy?
	6:02pm common: jeeeezus
	6:02pm Handy Haversack: When I have the chance to use my expertise, Doug, especially in the service of antifascism, I figure I better take it!
	6:03pm Handy Haversack: (Legit jealous the spear, though; this apt. is just not big enough for spear collection.)
	6:04pm HyperDose: Who's keeping the bar tonight?
	6:04pm Doug in JC: What makes tonight different from all other nights? Oh wait, wrong night
	6:04pm wfmu listener phillip: $1400 STIMULUS CHECK NOW!!!
	6:05pm Bas NL: Pres. Reagan started as Tarzan... who knows?
	6:05pm Little Danny: Pretty sure those are sweatpants.
	6:05pm R. Noel Fox: Here is the GIF for this moment in history: 31.media.tumblr.com...
	6:06pm Handy Haversack: ... and ... mittens, @Little Danny?
	6:06pm HyperDose: Fox! How goes it pal?
	6:06pm Phillippe Bastille: Howdy. 1960s turned inside out!
	6:07pm Doug in JC: The woman who got shot has died
	6:07pm khd: go 2 hell
	6:07pm Handy Haversack: Did Andy call Mpls. protestors "nuts"?
	6:07pm Phillippe Bastille: Hnady, I'll keep your spear collection for you
	6:07pm JtotheK: Hi Little Danny! I look forward to 'Sweatpants Fashion Talk' on the cool blue flame this week! Hi Ken & Andy, thank you for this important programme this evening. Hi everyone.
	6:07pm spodiodi: never thought i'd say this, but thanks for being a voice of reason, Andy Breckman
	6:07pm annette: if animal skin guy is going comando, that makes him a hypocrite
	6:07pm dave wuz here: andy is explaining the news .....these are dark times
	6:07pm tim from champaign (now washington): So Larry The Cable Guy who sat in Pelosi's seat is now Speaker of the House?
	6:08pm Handy Haversack: Phillippe, that's a sweet and dangerous offer! You don't know what we Brooklyners will do with storage space!
	6:08pm dale: i just found out about all this a half hour ago - what a shit show this country is.
	6:08pm Mennlinn Rebarts: I think fur guy is known as the Q Shaman.
	6:09pm HyperDose: @annette I think loin cloths are permitted
	6:09pm ?: This show is such a fucking bummer. Makes me look at WFMU differently. You think a coup is a fucking joke and just called these terrorists "protestors".
	🚂 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park: The dude has a tattooed arm as well - bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com...
	6:09pm Phillippe Bastille: I'll keep your vinyl collection too if you're getting crowded in your flat, Handy. Goes for the rest of you too.
	6:10pm Doug in JC: @? Welcome to ~30 years of bad taste!
	6:10pm spodiodi: hah, DOug. well said
	6:10pm chresti: Animal skin guy looks like the guy that was trying to drive Asian tennis players off the courts last week, screaming that they had to leave because they had COVID.
	6:11pm spodiodi: jeebus, chresti
	6:11pm Handy Haversack: Not sure Kate can take the crap Andy's saying ... not sure any of us should. Ha! Vinyl collection! Last time we tried having records, the combo of cats and radiators made it like ... well, not good. We are not going to let Andy in anymore tonight, I think. Gonna put some music on. Love you folx!
	6:11pm Phillippe Bastille: My absence from the comments board for most of this afternoon and my proximity to DC is merely a coincidence
	6:12pm Little Danny: Don't deny Ken the opportunity to present as ASG when Hoof & Mouth returns.
	6:12pm Mick from Montclair: Who doesn’t love Nadia?
	6:12pm Deborah: Doug in JC: Were you expecting WNYC?
	6:12pm wfmu listener phillip: does that qualify as a disability now? NOSE PICKING?
	6:12pm ami ad: Handy, I'm with you. Big F Andy/Ken.
	6:12pm Doug in JC: @Deborah Oh, I knew exactly what to expect here
	6:13pm Sebastian: Hmm, I tuned in for Nasebohren and now I get Andy downplaying fascists that would hang him from a tree
	6:13pm Patty D: Nadia is more confident and a better speaker than I am. I need to reexamine everything I do.
	6:13pm R. Noel Fox: Hyperdose: I am doing well! And you?
	6:13pm Handy Haversack: Solidarity, ami ad. You're a good egg.
	6:14pm R. Noel Fox: ?: I guess you missed all the jokes about the pandemic, then?
	6:14pm Handy Haversack: Or, Hyperdose, to put it another way: "F ... F-minus."
	6:15pm Sebastian: Nadia is the best
	6:15pm HyperDose: @Fox So happy to hear it! and same. 2021 is off to a great start knocks on wood :p @Handy B-but it was a landslide victory! twitter.com...
	6:16pm annette: taking the next DC bus to check out the veracity of underwear.
	6:16pm kpx: that nose-picking Andy will take it and like it, whether he likes it or not.
	6:16pm chresti: Hi spodi \\//
	6:16pm spodiodi: hi chresti \\//
	6:17pm Doug in JC: I'm split screening the comments and a twitter window and just noticed we have to look at pictures of these incels
	6:17pm PigeonsAndRust: Hi Fox!! Nice to see you on here
	6:18pm PMD: Q tips are evil. A drug
	6:18pm Doug in JC: (i was trying to workshop a contraction of "incel" and "insurrection" but it just came out sounding sexual)
	6:18pm wfmu listener phillip: I actually keep a long finger nail on my index fingers just to dig up my nose with
	6:19pm khd: 99%
	6:19pm bill: The best version of 'The Last Supper' is on the 'FMU lunchbox of many years ago...
	6:19pm Handy Haversack: I giggle every time I think of the etymology of "incel." Of course it's involuntary, assholes! Just ... be better! It helps you get laid!
	6:19pm Asheville Jon: 67%
	6:19pm Little Danny: There are people who don't pick their nose?
	6:19pm yay: @ doug. i read : infidels
	6:19pm Deborah: Wow, like Wake and Bake? Listeners play along@
	6:19pm Deborah: 97 per cent
	6:20pm Doug in JC: @Handy The most delicious part is that it was a self-coined term. It's just so pathetic
	6:20pm D Rok (in brooklyn): Ken said 91% on his show this morning. I'm pretty sure at least 8% of people are lying.
	6:20pm The Butterman: FYI, you can’t say DaVinci, it’s Leonardo DaVinci or just Leonardo. That’s like calling Ken, Hoboken rather than Ken of Hoboken.
	6:20pm maester gardeneers of Lansing Michigan: How do they define regular?
	6:20pm khd: 99% and the other 1% are amputees
	6:20pm PaulRobeson1920: @dale @6:08 good evening! That generalization would be a “Selection Bias.” The common man desires peace dearly... Paul’s vision of America is wholesome and good. And “no fascist minded person will drive me from it!” What makes it to Television is not representative of the 300+ million souls who live in America. Peace and love <3
	6:20pm Deborah: Woohoo! I won, sort of. The study was not credible. Just apocryphal data; noting empirical.
	6:21pm PigeonsAndRust: So apparently Erasmus of Rotterdam was against blowing your nose on your sleeve, but silent on nose picking amp.reddit.com...
	6:21pm D Rok (in brooklyn): Can I catch COVID if I'm picking my nose at home? [typed with one hand]
	6:22pm Kpx: I prefer Hobo Ken.
	6:22pm Handy Haversack: Yeah, that was a party Erasmus.
	6:23pm Dean: What if you lose your sense of smell, fear COVID, pick your nose and discover it's just a booger, but then contract COVID because you picked your nose?
	6:23pm annette: @ d. only if you scratched yer ass first.
	6:23pm tim from champaign (now washington): That might take more than a couple days.
	6:25pm tim from champaign (now washington): I think you're thinking about Hong Kong Fooey.
	6:25pm dale: ar least animal skin guy has a nice image for this year's christmas card.
	6:25pm Phillippe Bastille: Our dog turned into a real sweetheart after she lost her sense of smell, since she couldn't smell fear on anyone anymore.
	6:25pm wfmu listener phillip: say your paralyzed no use of your arms how or who picks your nose for you?
	6:26pm PigeonsAndRust: The Whiskey Rebellion, the great Railroad Strikes of 1877 , hmm
	6:26pm Doug in JC: @phillip So, you know that little springy thing they put on doors to keep them from slamming the wall?
	6:27pm wfmu listener phillip: SERIOUS PROBLEM!!! NOSE HAIRS. if I dont jam a scissor up my nose to clip the nose hairs? my nostrils look like a FOREST is coming out of my nose
	6:27pm PigeonsAndRust: Doug, There's a guy that played Bad on one of those
	6:27pm annette: coal miners trying to unionize in scranton, pa.
	6:28pm PigeonsAndRust: Sorry, it was Billie Jean on the doorstoppers, and it's amazing youtu.be...
	6:29pm Doug in JC: Did Ken just say JIF???
	6:29pm HyperDose: "Some people are joking that they want to give the viral ‘Area 51 Raid’ of 2019 another shot after seeing the apparent lack of government security at the Capitol during a pro-Trump mob’s storming of the building" I LOVE how stupid we are as a country haha
	6:30pm Fredericks: I saw Ken stick his finger in Andy's nose. He did not pick, though.
	6:30pm Doug in JC: @PigeonsAndRust Thanks! I knew the google search for that was going to be a rough one
	6:30pm Dean: "All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of Deluxe Whole Cashews and Regular Mixed Nuts."
	6:30pm Phillippe Bastille: is picking noses contagious and suggestible, like yawning? So how many people are picking their nose now?
	6:30pm Patty D: Good point Pam, hanging boogers can be worse than picking.
	6:31pm wfmu listener phillip: that is all you have to do is dig up your nose in front of a woman on a date. as a man seeing another man pick his nose Is DISGUSTING!!!
	6:31pm spodiodi: all this nose-picking talk has me craving burgers and chicken
	6:33pm wfmu listener phillip: I'm going out after the show for some Kennedy Fried Chicken.
	6:33pm a polished polish lady: I’ve had fingers up both nostrils this entire time
	6:34pm PigeonsAndRust: Just don't get caught picking yer nose in Poughkeepsie! Oh Jod
	6:34pm Patty D: @spodiodi it has me craving Play-Doh
	6:34pm common: keif, shut up...shut up keeef!
	6:34pm tim from champaign (now washington): Mellow out!
	6:35pm a polished polish lady: @spodiodi great minds - burgers and chicken just got delivered to casa de polish lady ✓
	6:35pm kpx: sometimes people put their finger up their nose is because to scratch an Itch in it.
	6:35pm yay: ive seen steering wheels caked with boogers.
	6:35pm HyperDose: Dave's not here!
	6:35pm spodiodi: polish, i'm on time, homey
	6:36pm spodiodi: i feel like i know someone who got a penny(?) stuck in their nose
	6:36pm Phillippe Bastille: @polish do you have enough for everyone?
	6:36pm wfmu listener phillip: me being Italian I have a gigantic nose. big nostrils and sometimes hair dangling out of them
	6:37pm spodiodi: also: you're on time, homey (polish)
	6:38pm coelacanth∅: this caller's full of shit
	6:38pm Phillippe Bastille: @coel methane
	6:38pm HyperDose: @coelacanth∅ Don't hug me I'm scared
	6:39pm coelacanth∅: haha
	6:39pm annette: @coel. agreed.
	6:39pm PaulRobeson1920: Rest in peace lady... G-d! Hear hear for WFMU!
	6:39pm kpx: or to get that bug out that just flew up it. I bet the odds are there's at least one person here on the chat that can say that.
	6:40pm wfmu listener phillip: oh that sucks! lady shot died.
	6:40pm dan in wisconsin: I gotta say, I knew 2021 was going to be pretty dumb. I just didn't know it'd start off this dumb. I will now retire to my D.U.M.B. and allow for most of this dumbness to blow over.
	6:41pm coelacanth∅: i picked someone's nose once. it grossed me out intensely but not as much as trying to kiss her with a booger hanging there would have
	6:41pm Edward: Dunno if anyone has pointed this out but Animal Skin Guy is a prominent figure in Qanon, known as the "Q shaman." So stop calling him a nut, Andy, he merely believes in a cabal of cannibal pedophiles among high-level Democrats.
	6:41pm wfmu listener phillip: LIZ BERG. I soo miss her and brian turner
	6:42pm The Butterman: 1. Viking helmet guy could just be our lovable Professor DumDum/Bill Zebub 2. Boogers on the wall above urinals= blech!
	6:42pm wfmu listener phillip: Back on Topic. NOSE PICKING
	6:43pm HyperDose: Andy's draft card number is 001
	6:43pm Tommy in Neversink: Can we get off this topic
	6:43pm Dean: Erik the Red, White & Blue
	6:43pm wfmu listener phillip: if I were STARVING I would not put a nose booger in my mouth!!! EVER!!!
	6:44pm coelacanth∅: no. mucus is for trapping potentially harmful substances so they can be expelled.
	6:44pm PigeonsAndRust: Andy is making boogers sound like bee pollen. Which is kinda like bee boogers isn't it
	6:45pm spodiodi: i've encountered more than a coupe of boogers while trying on shoes (blech)
	6:45pm coelacanth∅: i'll eat bee vomit over human vomit anyday
	6:45pm spodiodi: couple*
	6:46pm Doug in JC: @coelacanth Freak!
	6:46pm Handy Haversack: Definitely going to form the band Coupe of Boogers with David (in London)!
	6:46pm a polished polish lady: @phillipe yes but it’s a mama bird/baby bird situation over here
	6:46pm spodiodi: have heard that (culturally) chinese ppl spit so much because they think it's unhealthy to swallow phlegm
	6:47pm book: saw an animal skin guy at stoplight jerking his head. saw him digging deep. then he wolfed down that booger smacking his jaw, stretching his neck like a fledgling sucking down a worm
	6:47pm wfmu listener phillip: if I ever saw a,woman pick her nose she could be Anjolina Jolie in heat I would never date here ever! or even shake hands with her let alone cook me anything
	6:47pm spodiodi: one reason i never wanted kids was snotty-faced booger-brats
	6:48pm Patty D: Phillip must have been a closet picker.
	6:48pm Tommy in Neversink: This is a first but I'm changing the channel
	6:48pm spodiodi: was his name phillip, Ken?
	6:48pm coelacanth∅: it is certainly possible. if someone doesn't consume dairy foods or anything that's an allergen their bodies may not produce the copious amounts of mucous that most people think is normal. no build up in the nose.
	6:48pm spodiodi: snot surgery is cheaper in central and south america
	6:48pm Doug in JC: @phillip I was waiting for the lady at the 18th & Jersey Dunkin Donuts to make my bagel and she just casually reached up with her pinky and jammed it up her nose and then went back to putting my food together. I did the smoothest 180 in my life and I've never been back
	6:49pm Dean: Last Detail? Nicholson, right?
	6:49pm dale: wiping poopy heinies is why i never wanted kids.
	6:49pm Kpx: Ken, did it ever occur to you that maybe it wasn't a booger but a wart, and he was to embarrassed to reveal that's what it was, so he preferred to have people think it was a booger.
	🚂 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park: ASG singing the new national anthem - www.newshub.co.nz...
	6:50pm dale: animal skin guy and the naked cowboy could take that show on the road.
	6:50pm wfmu listener phillip: woman picking her nose. DEALBREAKER!
	6:50pm Doug in JC: @dale This is you and me cdn.shopify.com...
	6:50pm PigeonsAndRust: "She blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
	6:51pm Dean: A story about Cyrano de Bergerac...
	6:51pm wfmu listener phillip: I'd rather date a woman who smokes🚬 and spits than a lady nose picker
	6:51pm Matt: Hahaha
	6:51pm annette: @ spodi. lets be politically correct : i believe the proper phrase is " snot nosed kids"
	6:52pm dale: doug in jc - YES!
	6:52pm PigeonsAndRust: I was really hoping someone would call in and say they've never picked their nose.
	6:53pm wfmu listener phillip: I am 54 unmarried with no kids! I'm happy😁😁😁
	6:53pm yay: maybey beytle nuts make people from china spit a lot
	6:53pm dale: and who doesn't blow their nose into a kleenex and open it up to look at it?
	6:54pm wfmu listener phillip: I pity the people with kids!
	6:54pm dale: i hope ken plays the opening of aqualung on exit.
	6:54pm dan in wisconsin: Nature of Mass Movements
	6:55pm wfmu listener phillip: you know at this age I understand why my dad beat the snot out of the 8 yr old me.
	6:55pm Sebastian: jesus christ andy...
	6:55pm HyperDose: @Phillip You live life on your terms. Well done!
	6:55pm Anonymous Coward: Off the record: I think less of my friends when they announce that they're having another kid
	6:56pm coelacanth∅: spodi @646 it's probably unhealthy to swallow phlegm; but there's also the possibility that the more you spit it out the more your body will produce
	6:56pm HyperDose: Andy has some BRASS ONES
	6:56pm DougDeMontréal: Does the "thumb scraping inside the nostril, index finger scratching the outside" manoeuver qualify as a proper nose pick?
	6:57pm coelacanth∅: ...probability. it's like pus; body produces it for protection
	6:57pm wfmu listener phillip: honestly. zero patients for kids.
	6:57pm coelacanth∅: - and it's full of toxins, probably
	6:57pm annette: co incidentally, pic of tRUMP picking his nose going 'round
	6:57pm PigeonsAndRust: Andy is right, it's a damned good book. Eric was an interesting cat who went from being a longshoreman to winning the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
	6:58pm dale: my wife is now picking dead skin off the bottom of her feet and putting it on the tale. i love her.
	6:58pm HyperDose: Play yourselves out in style, boys! ANIMAL SKIN NATION, STAND UP! \m/
	6:58pm P-90: Thanks, Gents
	6:58pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken! Thanks Andy!
	🚂 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Here's an outside country's portrait of today's events, including a shot of ASG - www.bbc.com...
	6:59pm Doug in JC: @KFHP Calling them protestors is still too soft
	🚂 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Agreed, Doug. Lock 'em up!
	7:00pm spodiodi: thanks, Ken (and Andy)!
	7:00pm spodiodi: String* ftfy, KFHP
	7:01pm spodiodi: by toes
	7:01pm HyperDose: @Doug Just like calling it a "breach of security" is a stretch. They were chatting with the guards and taking photos with them, then brushed right past. Elementary level tactics right there.
	7:02pm dan in wisconsin: Seen that. Why did the cops open the gate?
	7:06pm dan in wisconsin: But, alas, we do all live within Idiocracy now. Peace.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 6, 2021

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January 6, 2021: Saluting Our New National Leaders, Starting with Animal Skin Guy

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Listener comments!
	5:43pm HyperDose: I have never been more ready for anything in my entire life. I wholly surrender myself to you oh Animal Skin overlord. I will dedicate my existence to learning your lessons and following in your footsteps. ANIMAL SKIN NATION, STAND UP!
	6:00pm Handy Haversack: I don't social media or cable TV, but I'm pretty sure that's the pic my neighbor was telling me to find. I have been running a D&D game for the past seventeen years, and I am here to tell you: that guy is a HUGE DORK. <--
	6:01pm wfmu listener phillip: YEAH BABY!!! KEN & ANDY 2021
	6:01pm ami ad: Hello.
	6:02pm Doug in JC: Thanks for the expert dork opinion, Handy :D
	🚂 6:02pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hi ... Curfew time! What's the discussion tonight? Throwing eggs vs. tomatoes at that guy?
	6:02pm common: jeeeezus
	6:02pm Handy Haversack: When I have the chance to use my expertise, Doug, especially in the service of antifascism, I figure I better take it!
	6:03pm Handy Haversack: (Legit jealous the spear, though; this apt. is just not big enough for spear collection.)
	6:04pm HyperDose: Who's keeping the bar tonight?
	6:04pm Doug in JC: What makes tonight different from all other nights? Oh wait, wrong night
	6:04pm wfmu listener phillip: $1400 STIMULUS CHECK NOW!!!
	6:05pm Bas NL: Pres. Reagan started as Tarzan... who knows?
	6:05pm Little Danny: Pretty sure those are sweatpants.
	6:05pm R. Noel Fox: Here is the GIF for this moment in history: 31.media.tumblr.com...
	6:06pm Handy Haversack: ... and ... mittens, @Little Danny?
	6:06pm HyperDose: Fox! How goes it pal?
	6:06pm Phillippe Bastille: Howdy. 1960s turned inside out!
	6:07pm Doug in JC: The woman who got shot has died
	6:07pm khd: go 2 hell
	6:07pm Handy Haversack: Did Andy call Mpls. protestors "nuts"?
	6:07pm Phillippe Bastille: Hnady, I'll keep your spear collection for you
	6:07pm JtotheK: Hi Little Danny! I look forward to 'Sweatpants Fashion Talk' on the cool blue flame this week! Hi Ken & Andy, thank you for this important programme this evening. Hi everyone.
	6:07pm spodiodi: never thought i'd say this, but thanks for being a voice of reason, Andy Breckman
	6:07pm annette: if animal skin guy is going comando, that makes him a hypocrite
	6:07pm dave wuz here: andy is explaining the news .....these are dark times
	6:07pm tim from champaign (now washington): So Larry The Cable Guy who sat in Pelosi's seat is now Speaker of the House?
	6:08pm Handy Haversack: Phillippe, that's a sweet and dangerous offer! You don't know what we Brooklyners will do with storage space!
	6:08pm dale: i just found out about all this a half hour ago - what a shit show this country is.
	6:08pm Mennlinn Rebarts: I think fur guy is known as the Q Shaman.
	6:09pm HyperDose: @annette I think loin cloths are permitted
	6:09pm ?: This show is such a fucking bummer. Makes me look at WFMU differently. You think a coup is a fucking joke and just called these terrorists "protestors".
	🚂 6:09pm Ken From Hyde Park: The dude has a tattooed arm as well - bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com...
	6:09pm Phillippe Bastille: I'll keep your vinyl collection too if you're getting crowded in your flat, Handy. Goes for the rest of you too.
	6:10pm Doug in JC: @? Welcome to ~30 years of bad taste!
	6:10pm spodiodi: hah, DOug. well said
	6:10pm chresti: Animal skin guy looks like the guy that was trying to drive Asian tennis players off the courts last week, screaming that they had to leave because they had COVID.
	6:11pm spodiodi: jeebus, chresti
	6:11pm Handy Haversack: Not sure Kate can take the crap Andy's saying ... not sure any of us should. Ha! Vinyl collection! Last time we tried having records, the combo of cats and radiators made it like ... well, not good. We are not going to let Andy in anymore tonight, I think. Gonna put some music on. Love you folx!
	6:11pm Phillippe Bastille: My absence from the comments board for most of this afternoon and my proximity to DC is merely a coincidence
	6:12pm Little Danny: Don't deny Ken the opportunity to present as ASG when Hoof & Mouth returns.
	6:12pm Mick from Montclair: Who doesn’t love Nadia?
	6:12pm Deborah: Doug in JC: Were you expecting WNYC?
	6:12pm wfmu listener phillip: does that qualify as a disability now? NOSE PICKING?
	6:12pm ami ad: Handy, I'm with you. Big F Andy/Ken.
	6:12pm Doug in JC: @Deborah Oh, I knew exactly what to expect here
	6:13pm Sebastian: Hmm, I tuned in for Nasebohren and now I get Andy downplaying fascists that would hang him from a tree
	6:13pm Patty D: Nadia is more confident and a better speaker than I am. I need to reexamine everything I do.
	6:13pm R. Noel Fox: Hyperdose: I am doing well! And you?
	6:13pm Handy Haversack: Solidarity, ami ad. You're a good egg.
	6:14pm R. Noel Fox: ?: I guess you missed all the jokes about the pandemic, then?
	6:14pm Handy Haversack: Or, Hyperdose, to put it another way: "F ... F-minus."
	6:15pm Sebastian: Nadia is the best
	6:15pm HyperDose: @Fox So happy to hear it! and same. 2021 is off to a great start knocks on wood :p @Handy B-but it was a landslide victory! twitter.com...
	6:16pm annette: taking the next DC bus to check out the veracity of underwear.
	6:16pm kpx: that nose-picking Andy will take it and like it, whether he likes it or not.
	6:16pm chresti: Hi spodi \\//
	6:16pm spodiodi: hi chresti \\//
	6:17pm Doug in JC: I'm split screening the comments and a twitter window and just noticed we have to look at pictures of these incels
	6:17pm PigeonsAndRust: Hi Fox!! Nice to see you on here
	6:18pm PMD: Q tips are evil. A drug
	6:18pm Doug in JC: (i was trying to workshop a contraction of "incel" and "insurrection" but it just came out sounding sexual)
	6:18pm wfmu listener phillip: I actually keep a long finger nail on my index fingers just to dig up my nose with
	6:19pm khd: 99%
	6:19pm bill: The best version of 'The Last Supper' is on the 'FMU lunchbox of many years ago...
	6:19pm Handy Haversack: I giggle every time I think of the etymology of "incel." Of course it's involuntary, assholes! Just ... be better! It helps you get laid!
	6:19pm Asheville Jon: 67%
	6:19pm Little Danny: There are people who don't pick their nose?
	6:19pm yay: @ doug. i read : infidels
	6:19pm Deborah: Wow, like Wake and Bake? Listeners play along@
	6:19pm Deborah: 97 per cent
	6:20pm Doug in JC: @Handy The most delicious part is that it was a self-coined term. It's just so pathetic
	6:20pm D Rok (in brooklyn): Ken said 91% on his show this morning. I'm pretty sure at least 8% of people are lying.
	6:20pm The Butterman: FYI, you can’t say DaVinci, it’s Leonardo DaVinci or just Leonardo. That’s like calling Ken, Hoboken rather than Ken of Hoboken.
	6:20pm maester gardeneers of Lansing Michigan: How do they define regular?
	6:20pm khd: 99% and the other 1% are amputees
	6:20pm PaulRobeson1920: @dale @6:08 good evening! That generalization would be a “Selection Bias.” The common man desires peace dearly... Paul’s vision of America is wholesome and good. And “no fascist minded person will drive me from it!” What makes it to Television is not representative of the 300+ million souls who live in America. Peace and love <3
	6:20pm Deborah: Woohoo! I won, sort of. The study was not credible. Just apocryphal data; noting empirical.
	6:21pm PigeonsAndRust: So apparently Erasmus of Rotterdam was against blowing your nose on your sleeve, but silent on nose picking amp.reddit.com...
	6:21pm D Rok (in brooklyn): Can I catch COVID if I'm picking my nose at home? [typed with one hand]
	6:22pm Kpx: I prefer Hobo Ken.
	6:22pm Handy Haversack: Yeah, that was a party Erasmus.
	6:23pm Dean: What if you lose your sense of smell, fear COVID, pick your nose and discover it's just a booger, but then contract COVID because you picked your nose?
	6:23pm annette: @ d. only if you scratched yer ass first.
	6:23pm tim from champaign (now washington): That might take more than a couple days.
	6:25pm tim from champaign (now washington): I think you're thinking about Hong Kong Fooey.
	6:25pm dale: ar least animal skin guy has a nice image for this year's christmas card.
	6:25pm Phillippe Bastille: Our dog turned into a real sweetheart after she lost her sense of smell, since she couldn't smell fear on anyone anymore.
	6:25pm wfmu listener phillip: say your paralyzed no use of your arms how or who picks your nose for you?
	6:26pm PigeonsAndRust: The Whiskey Rebellion, the great Railroad Strikes of 1877 , hmm
	6:26pm Doug in JC: @phillip So, you know that little springy thing they put on doors to keep them from slamming the wall?
	6:27pm wfmu listener phillip: SERIOUS PROBLEM!!! NOSE HAIRS. if I dont jam a scissor up my nose to clip the nose hairs? my nostrils look like a FOREST is coming out of my nose
	6:27pm PigeonsAndRust: Doug, There's a guy that played Bad on one of those
	6:27pm annette: coal miners trying to unionize in scranton, pa.
	6:28pm PigeonsAndRust: Sorry, it was Billie Jean on the doorstoppers, and it's amazing youtu.be...
	6:29pm Doug in JC: Did Ken just say JIF???
	6:29pm HyperDose: "Some people are joking that they want to give the viral ‘Area 51 Raid’ of 2019 another shot after seeing the apparent lack of government security at the Capitol during a pro-Trump mob’s storming of the building" I LOVE how stupid we are as a country haha
	6:30pm Fredericks: I saw Ken stick his finger in Andy's nose. He did not pick, though.
	6:30pm Doug in JC: @PigeonsAndRust Thanks! I knew the google search for that was going to be a rough one
	6:30pm Dean: "All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of Deluxe Whole Cashews and Regular Mixed Nuts."
	6:30pm Phillippe Bastille: is picking noses contagious and suggestible, like yawning? So how many people are picking their nose now?
	6:30pm Patty D: Good point Pam, hanging boogers can be worse than picking.
	6:31pm wfmu listener phillip: that is all you have to do is dig up your nose in front of a woman on a date. as a man seeing another man pick his nose Is DISGUSTING!!!
	6:31pm spodiodi: all this nose-picking talk has me craving burgers and chicken
	6:33pm wfmu listener phillip: I'm going out after the show for some Kennedy Fried Chicken.
	6:33pm a polished polish lady: I’ve had fingers up both nostrils this entire time
	6:34pm PigeonsAndRust: Just don't get caught picking yer nose in Poughkeepsie! Oh Jod
	6:34pm Patty D: @spodiodi it has me craving Play-Doh
	6:34pm common: keif, shut up...shut up keeef!
	6:34pm tim from champaign (now washington): Mellow out!
	6:35pm a polished polish lady: @spodiodi great minds - burgers and chicken just got delivered to casa de polish lady ✓
	6:35pm kpx: sometimes people put their finger up their nose is because to scratch an Itch in it.
	6:35pm yay: ive seen steering wheels caked with boogers.
	6:35pm HyperDose: Dave's not here!
	6:35pm spodiodi: polish, i'm on time, homey
	6:36pm spodiodi: i feel like i know someone who got a penny(?) stuck in their nose
	6:36pm Phillippe Bastille: @polish do you have enough for everyone?
	6:36pm wfmu listener phillip: me being Italian I have a gigantic nose. big nostrils and sometimes hair dangling out of them
	6:37pm spodiodi: also: you're on time, homey (polish)
	6:38pm coelacanth∅: this caller's full of shit
	6:38pm Phillippe Bastille: @coel methane
	6:38pm HyperDose: @coelacanth∅ Don't hug me I'm scared
	6:39pm coelacanth∅: haha
	6:39pm annette: @coel. agreed.
	6:39pm PaulRobeson1920: Rest in peace lady... G-d! Hear hear for WFMU!
	6:39pm kpx: or to get that bug out that just flew up it. I bet the odds are there's at least one person here on the chat that can say that.
	6:40pm wfmu listener phillip: oh that sucks! lady shot died.
	6:40pm dan in wisconsin: I gotta say, I knew 2021 was going to be pretty dumb. I just didn't know it'd start off this dumb. I will now retire to my D.U.M.B. and allow for most of this dumbness to blow over.
	6:41pm coelacanth∅: i picked someone's nose once. it grossed me out intensely but not as much as trying to kiss her with a booger hanging there would have
	6:41pm Edward: Dunno if anyone has pointed this out but Animal Skin Guy is a prominent figure in Qanon, known as the "Q shaman." So stop calling him a nut, Andy, he merely believes in a cabal of cannibal pedophiles among high-level Democrats.
	6:41pm wfmu listener phillip: LIZ BERG. I soo miss her and brian turner
	6:42pm The Butterman: 1. Viking helmet guy could just be our lovable Professor DumDum/Bill Zebub 2. Boogers on the wall above urinals= blech!
	6:42pm wfmu listener phillip: Back on Topic. NOSE PICKING
	6:43pm HyperDose: Andy's draft card number is 001
	6:43pm Tommy in Neversink: Can we get off this topic
	6:43pm Dean: Erik the Red, White & Blue
	6:43pm wfmu listener phillip: if I were STARVING I would not put a nose booger in my mouth!!! EVER!!!
	6:44pm coelacanth∅: no. mucus is for trapping potentially harmful substances so they can be expelled.
	6:44pm PigeonsAndRust: Andy is making boogers sound like bee pollen. Which is kinda like bee boogers isn't it
	6:45pm spodiodi: i've encountered more than a coupe of boogers while trying on shoes (blech)
	6:45pm coelacanth∅: i'll eat bee vomit over human vomit anyday
	6:45pm spodiodi: couple*
	6:46pm Doug in JC: @coelacanth Freak!
	6:46pm Handy Haversack: Definitely going to form the band Coupe of Boogers with David (in London)!
	6:46pm a polished polish lady: @phillipe yes but it’s a mama bird/baby bird situation over here
	6:46pm spodiodi: have heard that (culturally) chinese ppl spit so much because they think it's unhealthy to swallow phlegm
	6:47pm book: saw an animal skin guy at stoplight jerking his head. saw him digging deep. then he wolfed down that booger smacking his jaw, stretching his neck like a fledgling sucking down a worm
	6:47pm wfmu listener phillip: if I ever saw a,woman pick her nose she could be Anjolina Jolie in heat I would never date here ever! or even shake hands with her let alone cook me anything
	6:47pm spodiodi: one reason i never wanted kids was snotty-faced booger-brats
	6:48pm Patty D: Phillip must have been a closet picker.
	6:48pm Tommy in Neversink: This is a first but I'm changing the channel
	6:48pm spodiodi: was his name phillip, Ken?
	6:48pm coelacanth∅: it is certainly possible. if someone doesn't consume dairy foods or anything that's an allergen their bodies may not produce the copious amounts of mucous that most people think is normal. no build up in the nose.
	6:48pm spodiodi: snot surgery is cheaper in central and south america
	6:48pm Doug in JC: @phillip I was waiting for the lady at the 18th & Jersey Dunkin Donuts to make my bagel and she just casually reached up with her pinky and jammed it up her nose and then went back to putting my food together. I did the smoothest 180 in my life and I've never been back
	6:49pm Dean: Last Detail? Nicholson, right?
	6:49pm dale: wiping poopy heinies is why i never wanted kids.
	6:49pm Kpx: Ken, did it ever occur to you that maybe it wasn't a booger but a wart, and he was to embarrassed to reveal that's what it was, so he preferred to have people think it was a booger.
	🚂 6:50pm Ken From Hyde Park: ASG singing the new national anthem - www.newshub.co.nz...
	6:50pm dale: animal skin guy and the naked cowboy could take that show on the road.
	6:50pm wfmu listener phillip: woman picking her nose. DEALBREAKER!
	6:50pm Doug in JC: @dale This is you and me cdn.shopify.com...
	6:50pm PigeonsAndRust: "She blew my nose, and then she blew my mind"
	6:51pm Dean: A story about Cyrano de Bergerac...
	6:51pm wfmu listener phillip: I'd rather date a woman who smokes🚬 and spits than a lady nose picker
	6:51pm Matt: Hahaha
	6:51pm annette: @ spodi. lets be politically correct : i believe the proper phrase is " snot nosed kids"
	6:52pm dale: doug in jc - YES!
	6:52pm PigeonsAndRust: I was really hoping someone would call in and say they've never picked their nose.
	6:53pm wfmu listener phillip: I am 54 unmarried with no kids! I'm happy😁😁😁
	6:53pm yay: maybey beytle nuts make people from china spit a lot
	6:53pm dale: and who doesn't blow their nose into a kleenex and open it up to look at it?
	6:54pm wfmu listener phillip: I pity the people with kids!
	6:54pm dale: i hope ken plays the opening of aqualung on exit.
	6:54pm dan in wisconsin: Nature of Mass Movements
	6:55pm wfmu listener phillip: you know at this age I understand why my dad beat the snot out of the 8 yr old me.
	6:55pm Sebastian: jesus christ andy...
	6:55pm HyperDose: @Phillip You live life on your terms. Well done!
	6:55pm Anonymous Coward: Off the record: I think less of my friends when they announce that they're having another kid
	6:56pm coelacanth∅: spodi @646 it's probably unhealthy to swallow phlegm; but there's also the possibility that the more you spit it out the more your body will produce
	6:56pm HyperDose: Andy has some BRASS ONES
	6:56pm DougDeMontréal: Does the "thumb scraping inside the nostril, index finger scratching the outside" manoeuver qualify as a proper nose pick?
	6:57pm coelacanth∅: ...probability. it's like pus; body produces it for protection
	6:57pm wfmu listener phillip: honestly. zero patients for kids.
	6:57pm coelacanth∅: - and it's full of toxins, probably
	6:57pm annette: co incidentally, pic of tRUMP picking his nose going 'round
	6:57pm PigeonsAndRust: Andy is right, it's a damned good book. Eric was an interesting cat who went from being a longshoreman to winning the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
	6:58pm dale: my wife is now picking dead skin off the bottom of her feet and putting it on the tale. i love her.
	6:58pm HyperDose: Play yourselves out in style, boys! ANIMAL SKIN NATION, STAND UP! \m/
	6:58pm P-90: Thanks, Gents
	6:58pm coelacanth∅: Thanks Ken! Thanks Andy!
	🚂 6:59pm Ken From Hyde Park: Here's an outside country's portrait of today's events, including a shot of ASG - www.bbc.com...
	6:59pm Doug in JC: @KFHP Calling them protestors is still too soft
	🚂 7:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Agreed, Doug. Lock 'em up!
	7:00pm spodiodi: thanks, Ken (and Andy)!
	7:00pm spodiodi: String* ftfy, KFHP
	7:01pm spodiodi: by toes
	7:01pm HyperDose: @Doug Just like calling it a "breach of security" is a stretch. They were chatting with the guards and taking photos with them, then brushed right past. Elementary level tactics right there.
	7:02pm dan in wisconsin: Seen that. Why did the cops open the gate?
	7:06pm dan in wisconsin: But, alas, we do all live within Idiocracy now. Peace.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from January 6, 2021

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