WFMU: Primal Ice Cream with Solo Mon: Playlist from March 18, 2021

Listener comments!
	1:49pm solo mon: Exploring FREEFORM EDMR with special guest VAL from @globaltoothpastenetwork. If you love freeform unlicensed therapy consider pledging to WFMU fundraiser, click above. We will also be giving away some prizes for 20 dollar donations today...
	1:54pm solo mon: Hour one the prizes are- Gravitational Pull Vs The Desire For An Aquatic Life by Stars of the Lid CD from KRANKY and Karin Krog - Don't Just Sing Anthology CD from light in the attic!
	🫙 2:01pm chresti: Hellllooo00000OOO!
	2:01pm Otis: Feeling sleepy, mind if I rest here for a moment?
	2:01pm solo mon: HElllOOOoooOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOooooOOOOooOOOOOOO HI!
	2:02pm VAL: HI HI HIIIIII
	2:02pm plasticaisle: HEYYYGURL
	2:02pm Ursula1000: Limoncelloooo0000oooo00000
	2:03pm Sonderangebot: Hello VAL and Solo!
	2:03pm Otis: Hell O!
	2:04pm Ali from Cali: Hello Val! Hello Solo!
	2:05pm Ali from Cali: I'm brushing right now
	2:06pm VAL: <3 ARB <3
	2:07pm Human Barbie, Therapist: One positive thing about being a human doll is that I don't have teeth and do not need to brush.
	🫙 2:07pm chresti: Thank you for reminding me to brush my teeth, Ali from Cali.
	2:08pm Ursula1000: I straight up told my kid to lie and say she flosses more than she does at her recent dentist appt---I mean, who the hell flosses EVERY day? That's bananas.
	2:08pm Otis: Looking for my teeth, if you happen to see them please let me know.
	2:08pm Franco Twinkie: I collected oranges about ten minutes ago
	🫙 2:09pm chresti: We have a friend who decided to have all his teeth removed rather than get overly expensive dental work.
	🫙 2:11pm chresti: I heard that flossing isn't that important.
	2:11pm BC Sterrett: Nice music while I'm working :)
	2:11pm Human Barbie, Therapist: Flossing is important, as I have heard that Sondy got a cavity because she didn't floss.
	2:12pm Franco Twinkie: All my fillings are starting to fall out.
	🫙 2:13pm chresti: I also heard that folic acid is good for preventing cavities. Also chewing on bones.
	2:13pm Ursula1000: haha there's the gif we were all waiting for!
	2:13pm VAL: Okay everyone, flossing IS important technically, but we can discuss alternatives that are much more fun!
	2:14pm solo mon: Chewing on bones cures a lot of things!
	2:14pm Human Barbie, Therapist: What if you a vegan or breatharian? We can't chew on bones!
	2:15pm Franco Twinkie: I hate flossing. The feeling of having string in between my teeth is most unsettling.
	2:15pm VAL: Chew, don't swallow!
	2:15pm solo mon: FIRST PRIZE- claim it! Stars of the lid CD
	2:15pm VAL: I also hate flossing! I do not floss!
	2:16pm Otis: Would anyone like my marrow, too full on bone dust.
	🫙 2:16pm chresti: It's okay if you don't swallow the bones, Human Barbie?
	2:17pm BC Sterrett: I use a water pick
	🫙 2:18pm chresti: Water pics are good.
	🫙 2:18pm chresti: Hey, I have a valid driver's license.
	2:19pm Franco Twinkie: I don't meditate, I just lay in bed and think of horrible stuff.
	🫙 2:20pm chresti: I have so many gaps in my teeth I no longer need to floss.
	2:20pm HyperDose: Hey, wait for me!
	2:21pm solo mon: Rutabega
	2:21pm Human Barbie, Therapist: dolphin
	2:21pm BC Sterrett: Puppet
	2:22pm Franco Twinkie: Nor do I.
	2:22pm Otis: Wabbit
	2:23pm BC Sterrett: My wife Val's is "Eyelid"
	2:25pm ARB: Calcium
	2:26pm Otis: Meconium or Moist works
	🫙 2:27pm chresti: Safe word? Hmmm... dumpster.
	2:27pm StringOFperils: I would say Oxymoron, because safe word is an oxymoron, so it's easier to remember for me, because I'm a moron, which isn't that safe, most of the time....so I've been told...
	2:29pm StringOFperils: Napster from the ID.
	🫙 2:30pm chresti: I throw all unpleasant things into the dumpster.
	2:31pm StringOFperils: Did solo say ass crack to get over something? I have the dishwasher running here.....should turn this up...
	2:31pm Rich in Washington: I like when I am slipping into a weird state of falling asleep/sleep paralysis where I'm aware of my rapid eye movements and my eyes feel like two little vibrating motors.
	2:32pm StringOFperils: Is that the poker face GIF?
	🫙 2:32pm chresti: My napster id was something like super ultra platinum.
	🫙 2:33pm chresti: I think I have to put that eye/mouth gif into the mental dumpster.
	2:34pm Human Barbie, Therapist: chresti, I need to avert my plastic eyes from that gif.
	2:34pm Franco Twinkie: Dreams are more important that therapy, I think. Yesterday morning I had a dream that a big fat guy cut in front of me at the gas station, and to distract me, he gave me some fried chicken in a holiday cookie tin. I soon realized it wasn't chicken, it was a rattle snake. I know exactly what it means.
	2:38pm solo mon: Oxymoron great safe word!
	2:39pm Rich in Washington: I have awesomely hilarious dreams but being an old geezer, wake up several times a night and forget them by morning. I need to get back into my practice of recording them into a little portable device.
	🫙 2:39pm chresti: Barbie, I've always been afraid to look at deformed faces
	2:40pm StringOFperils: Dreams are like self-therapy, where it's all laid plain for you when you wake up, except that your therapy is written backwards in Klingon on the ceiling, in disappearing ink....unless of course you ARE Klingon, in which case you just rip the nearest thing a new one, and get on with your day.
	2:40pm VAL: I'm dropping something in the chat for people to use in a moment!
	2:40pm VAL: phet.colorado.edu...
	2:41pm Franco Twinkie: Rich, I keep a tablet on the kitchen table and no matter how sleepy I am, I make myself write it down.
	2:43pm solo mon: I love hearing peoples dreams! I totally believe dreams are self therapy
	2:43pm Rich in Washington: I have quite a dream diary collected over the years.
	2:43pm solo mon: I wish my eyes could eat.
	2:44pm StringOFperils: Arb should have a dream dairy
	2:44pm VAL: I recently had a dream I was riding one of those big wheel tricycles...any ideas what that means?
	2:45pm Rich in Washington: The mouths as eyes meme really planted a weird visual brain virus in me. Now, whenever I see someone whose eyes look like their mouths, I can't unsee it.
	2:45pm Rich in Washington: and I'm grateful no one's yet made sphincters for eyes pictures yet. Don't do it, people! I'm begging you!
	2:46pm Rich in Washington: I had a girlfriend who was the Shakespeare of personal insults and one of her crowning epithets for people she didn't like was 'Ass eyes'. I can't unsee it and it still makes me laugh.
	2:47pm Franco Twinkie: This morning I dreamed I was in the East Village down by the river, which had turned into an illogical labyrinth, and when I had walked up to Tomkins Square Park I realized I had forgotten my muddy jungle boots back by the river. I made a decision that I no longer need them, and then went on my way. This to me is a no brainer.
	2:47pm VAL: That's a good one
	2:47pm Human Barbie, Therapist: VAL will this pendulum help me seeing 3d shapes pop up from those hidden 3d image books?
	2:47pm solo mon: I had a dream last night that Ursula 1000 and I were on a road trip with a girl scout troop?!?
	2:48pm solo mon: I think I might have been Shelley Long?
	2:48pm VAL: @Human Barbie YES! It will!
	2:48pm ARB: SOP: I do, it's called "Milking The Clouds"
	🫙 2:49pm chresti: Franco, that dream is telling you to let go?
	2:49pm Franco Twinkie: Yes.
	2:49pm Ursula1000: I was there undercover trying to pilfer the Samoas from the secret stash
	2:49pm Rich in Washington: My dreams often involve strange houses I suddenly realize are mine and finding parts of an otherwise familiar city that I didn't know existed, suddenly finding I have to live in my childhood bedroom, having to propel cars with my feet and cats that can talk.
	2:50pm solo mon: Greg made a photoshop thingy of Mother Trump with buttholes for mouth and eyes. It was great but very hard to un see
	🫙 2:50pm chresti: Also, you have boots on the front porch, Franco.
	2:53pm Otis: I have fun dreams it seems. My favorite one from the last month was following a double-header tour like a deadhead. It was Anne Murray with 2 Live Crew, coast-to-coast Canada tour. Live! Hey we want some songbirds, hey we want some songbirds.
	2:54pm solo mon: I LIVE for a personal message between FT and chresti on the comment board :-) Free form communication.
	2:54pm Franco Twinkie: I use to have dreams that bands were playing in my backyard.
	2:55pm StringOFperils: I dreamed I was in an entire part of town that I'd never seen, but it was in the 19th century, and everything looked like it had been in the bottom of a dirty aquarium for a long time, but lavender and sea-foam green, and marzipan colored. It sort of seemed like San Francisco, but I've never been there. I walked around, and didn't want to leave, maybe because there was no on there but me
	2:55pm solo mon: Do you ever feel like you are a ghost? I do.
	🫙 2:56pm chresti: I may have seen some butthole eyed Trump images on one of the FB groups hosted by Jeffery Vallance- Trump Performance Art
	2:56pm solo mon: Ann Murray and 2 live crew what a combo!
	2:56pm solo mon: Trump looks like he has mouths for eyes.
	2:59pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, Chresti and I are like Steve Allen and Jayne Meadows - She sits imperiously next to me on the sofa, and shoots me down when I start getting to wound up.
	2:59pm solo mon: chresti, is this your impression as well, or are you in another comedy duo???
	3:00pm StringOFperils: Freud equated excrement in dreams as a symbol of money. I don't know how billing worked. Accounting is a dirty job.
	3:01pm solo mon: Fecal cash
	3:01pm Otis: "Consume the Milky Cocktail"
	3:02pm J*Boogie: I was gonna go hang with Fabio but now we are drinking a milky substance
	3:03pm Otis: Hey J Boogie, I hear there are cookies too but they come with dental floss embedded within.
	3:03pm StringOFperils: Art is mind floss.
	3:03pm Franco Twinkie: This is the best GIF! Lashing someone.
	3:04pm StringOFperils: I guess if it's waxed you're working with encaustic.
	3:05pm StringOFperils: A GIF for evil teachers who like to lash their pupils.
	3:06pm ARB: I'm traumatized by the smell and taste of bananas
	3:07pm Franco Twinkie: Why?
	3:07pm ARB: I don't know, that's why I'm asking for therapy
	3:08pm Franco Twinkie: But something happened, right?
	3:09pm ARB: probably
	3:09pm ARB: I was 2
	3:09pm ARB: Oh Solo, I'm sorry! I'm traumatized just hearing this story
	3:11pm plasticaisle: I hate kids!
	3:11pm plasticaisle: Kids are traumatizing.
	3:11pm Franco Twinkie: Talking about Welcome To The Dollhouse could be a show unto itself.
	3:13pm notsoKWYET: Fuck kids
	3:14pm StringOFperils: There was a back issue of Time magazine with Bob DOLE on the cover, on the night table, next to your parents bed, the one with the yellow comforter, and his DOLE eyes stared right through you, and then Chiquita, the house cleaner cam in and startled you, and you hiccuped mac'n'cheese all over your favorite yellow jumper, and were promptly reprimanded and spanked thoroughly with that funky yellow hairbrush that was near the mirror, where you looked up, and saw yourself, and the eyes, the EYES, of DOLE staring, boring holes right through you....yellow eyes of fire...
	3:14pm Franco Twinkie: Kids, by Larry Clark is another movie that pushes buttons.
	3:15pm plasticaisle: Christian youth ministers tricked me into eating an Ice Cream cone with MAYO inside and a a scoop of vanilla on time to prove some stupid point to me. I puked and have hated religion ever since.
	3:17pm notsoKWYET: Hate religion. Love mayo
	3:18pm StringOFperils: Those are deeply disturbing films, Franco. Todd Solondz and Larry Clark and Harmony Korine inside your mind. Scary.
	3:19pm plasticaisle: @nsk: Mato is good when you expect it! Something something Jesus Something.
	3:19pm notsoKWYET: I gave up on religion when I asked if Adam and Eve was a metaphor and my teacher said no
	3:20pm StringOFperils: That's cute solo. You look like a cat clock.
	3:21pm Mr Fab: Anyone claimed these groovy prizes? -"Gravitational Pull Vs The Desire For An Aquatic Life" by Stars of the Lid CD from KRANKY -Karin Krog - "Don't Just Sing Anthology" CD from light in the attic!
	3:22pm StringOFperils: NSK. I just read Genesis, well, the first 3/4 of it so far, just for larfs, and there's nothing in it that isn't metaphor....except Tigris and Euphrates.
	3:22pm Franco Twinkie: When I was in the fifth grade, the teacher made me stand in front of the chalkboard and explain a math problem. He was relentless, the more he persisted, the more I was confused. I can still see Joanne Murphy staring at me in horror. I started to cry in front of the whole class and ran out of the room. After that, I became a holy terror at school.
	3:24pm notsoKWYET: I just donated mr Fab !
	3:24pm StringOFperils: To research?
	3:27pm notsoKWYET: @SOP. Lol Tigris and Euphrates. Tbh it was my elementary school teacher who answered... and who probably didn’t have the knowledge to answer it properly. But I was looking for any last straw to get me out
	3:29pm StringOFperils: The only people I've ever met who have actually read that sucker were in university English.
	🫙 3:30pm chresti: You're still a holy terror, Franco, especially when you wear shirts with holes in them.
	3:30pm ARB: Bananas were the only thing I would eat until I was 2, I was bananas for them. Then I stopped suddenly and was repulsed until this day, no one in my family can say why
	3:30pm StringOFperils: Holy tearer.
	3:31pm ARB: I squirm if I'm near someone eating them, even if there's a peel in the trash I can't stand it.
	3:31pm solo mon: Hour two prizes are a Pulsallama LP and A kaitlin aurelia smith CD
	3:31pm ARB: This is scary, I'm at work right now but I will try.
	3:32pm StringOFperils: I used to know a girl who was like that with both tomatoes and buttons. She'd cringe and recoil at the thought of either.
	🫙 3:33pm chresti: ARB, maybe you need a hypnotist to help take you back to the moment when someone smashed a banana in your face?
	3:34pm ARB: There was a time when I ate too many in a row
	3:35pm ARB: My grandpa used to make me jump up for them to get them
	3:35pm ARB: Like a dog getting a treat he would dangle them out of reach
	3:36pm ARB: And I was yelling "Nana Nana Nana!"
	3:37pm ARB: He thought it was funny and he let me eat as many as I could
	3:37pm StringOFperils: Maybe for the first two years of your life the bananas were Gerber-ized, but when you realized where that came from, and what entire bananas looked like, having recently crawled into the bathroom and witnessed your father disrobed, your half-formed mind totally plotzed, and well, you figure out the rest.
	3:38pm notsoKWYET: I dunno why @arb but your banana story reminded me of the time I saw a kid barf during Shrove Tuesday (Pancake Tuesday) and I didn’t eat them again for about 25 more years
	3:38pm ARB: My mom claims I would eat all the bananas out of the shopping cart before she could pay for them
	3:40pm Franco Twinkie: Stephan King tells a great story how his fat baby sitter let him eat about seven fried eggs in a row, and when he threw up she locked him in the closet.
	3:40pm ARB: Ughh, the overripe ones are the worst!
	3:41pm StringOFperils: Well I used to fill my face in the cookie aisle when I was in art school and not pay for it (except diet-wise), but I don't think it meant anything except that I was a starving working class dirty white boy
	3:42pm ARB: I love plantains however, especially black ones
	3:42pm StringOFperils: Ha ha ha.
	3:44pm ARB: Should I still be opening my mouth with my lips folded over?
	3:45pm StringOFperils: Daaayyyy-O, Daay.ay-ay-ay-O. Hey Mr. Talley Man tallley me banana, daylight come an me wannna go home....Day! It's a day it's a day it's a day-ay-ay-O...
	3:45pm ARB: 6 foot 7 foot 8 foot BUNCH
	3:45pm Otis: ... " You're Not Gonna Fall For The Banana In The Tailpipe?"
	3:46pm Franco Twinkie: I got sick after eating Indian food, and had curry coming out of my nose. After that, just thinking about Indian food would make me woozy. Eventually I got over it, and now I eat it all the time. But then again, no trauma was involved.
	3:46pm Feldpausch: Ha! Otis
	3:46pm StringOFperils: Who therapies the therapists?
	3:46pm ARB: I'm laughing too hard to do it now, I think that's a breakthrouogh
	3:47pm ARB: We can get into my belly button panic next time?
	3:47pm Franco Twinkie: What's that?
	3:47pm StringOFperils: Is that a banana in your mouth or are you just permanently traumatized to see me?
	3:49pm ARB: I was forced to listen to slam poetry when I was on ayahuasca
	3:51pm Franco Twinkie: My eyes were getting damp during all this revelation.
	3:51pm StringOFperils: I can't even have people paying me telling me what to do. I hate that!
	3:51pm notsoKWYET: Arb - have you ever listened to Wade Davis speak about ayahuasca?
	3:52pm StringOFperils: Eye Pong
	3:54pm Tim in TN: Solo Mon, I was able to stop cracking up long enough to pledge for Pulsallama.
	3:54pm Human Barbie, Therapist: I would poke the man that's too close in his ass eye.
	3:56pm Tim in TN: Thank you Solo Mon and everyone for two hours of terrific distraction from work!
	3:56pm StringOFperils: You can huff the Sharpie if that doesn't work for you too.
	3:57pm ARB: Thank you VAL I love you!
	🫙 3:58pm chresti: Haha Human Barbie!
	3:58pm Human Barbie, Therapist: Thank you VAL & Solo, going to the pharmacy to get a bottle of berjudgeridge!
	3:58pm StringOFperils: I feel VALidated. Thank you.
	3:58pm notsoKWYET: Thanks. Have a great day everyone!
	🫙 3:58pm chresti: Thank you VAL and solo mon!
	3:58pm Otis: Thanks Val & Solo!
	3:59pm StringOFperils: Sometimes an onion is just a banana.
	3:59pm Franco Twinkie: This was great! Now I'm going to go brush my teeth.
	3:59pm ARB: Maybe I have some rotten brown spots under my own skin that need some attention
	3:59pm ARB: If that happens will we get paid for our work here?
	4:00pm StringOFperils: Go on the DOLE.
	4:00pm Otis: I have heard about this too! I hope Sheena's does not sell to a chain of commercial stations! Keeping me up at night here.
	4:00pm StringOFperils: Yellow eyes....of fire...
	4:00pm ARB: Our traumas have Chiquita in common
	4:00pm Ursula1000: ta ta!!!!!!
	4:02pm ARB: Thank you! Good bye!
	4:02pm Franco Twinkie: So true!
	4:03pm solo mon: Thanks everyone! thanks VAL!
	4:03pm Feldpauasca: Bye! Thank you! ARB, sorry that bananas happened to you. You're stronger for it
	4:03pm VAL: Thank you all! Brush your teeth tonight!
	4:03pm solo mon: This SHIT IS BANANAS
	🫙 4:05pm chresti: Some neighbor girl named Peggy, tricked me into eating mud that she said was candy, I was 3.
	4:06pm solo mon: TIM and NOTSO your prizes are on the way!

Primal Ice Cream with Solo Mon: Playlist from March 18, 2021

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March 18, 2021: Primal Ice Cream - Exorceyes Your Primal Eyes with Special Guest VAL

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Various	Hello Intro "Hello Intro" by "Various"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Les Halles	Hypochondria of the Heart	0:01:47 (Pop-up)
Vague Imaginaires	Là-haut Sur la Dune	0:11:51 (Pop-up)
Lavender Hex	Eye Drops "Eye Drops" by "Lavender Hex"	0:08:27 (Pop-up)
Stars of the Lid	Lactate's Moment	0:14:38 (Pop-up)
Benjamin Finger	Greef Signals "Greef Signals" by "Benjamin Finger"	0:27:13 (Pop-up)
Inner Travels	Phase 1 "Phase 1" by "Inner Travels"	0:30:23 (Pop-up)
Magnétophonique	Forest Gazing "Forest Gazing" by "Magnétophonique"	0:34:23 (Pop-up)
Matthewdavid's Mindflight	Tract Of Gentle Healing	0:36:15 (Pop-up)
Karin Krog	Images In Glass "Images In Glass" by "Karin Krog"	0:45:37 (Pop-up)
Witch on Horseback	Merry Strangers	0:51:02 (Pop-up)
Blinkhorn	Creek "Creek" by "Blinkhorn"	1:01:10 (Pop-up)
Magnétophonique	Quiet Village "Quiet Village" by "Magnétophonique"	1:09:49 (Pop-up)
Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith	The Spine Is Quiet In The Center	1:13:11 (Pop-up)
Pablo Picco	Ajna Meditation "Ajna Meditation" by "Pablo Picco"	1:20:16 (Pop-up)
Mattia Olgiatti	Prelude "Prelude" by "Mattia Olgiatti"	1:23:44 (Pop-up)
Dreamflowers	Piesne lúk "Piesne lúk" by "Dreamflowers"	1:37:26 (Pop-up)
Nicolas Jaar	Volver "Volver" by "Nicolas Jaar"	1:48:25 (Pop-up)
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Listener comments!
	1:49pm solo mon: Exploring FREEFORM EDMR with special guest VAL from @globaltoothpastenetwork. If you love freeform unlicensed therapy consider pledging to WFMU fundraiser, click above. We will also be giving away some prizes for 20 dollar donations today...
	1:54pm solo mon: Hour one the prizes are- Gravitational Pull Vs The Desire For An Aquatic Life by Stars of the Lid CD from KRANKY and Karin Krog - Don't Just Sing Anthology CD from light in the attic!
	🫙 2:01pm chresti: Hellllooo00000OOO!
	2:01pm Otis: Feeling sleepy, mind if I rest here for a moment?
	2:01pm solo mon: HElllOOOoooOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOooooOOOOooOOOOOOO HI!
	2:02pm VAL: HI HI HIIIIII
	2:02pm plasticaisle: HEYYYGURL
	2:02pm Ursula1000: Limoncelloooo0000oooo00000
	2:03pm Sonderangebot: Hello VAL and Solo!
	2:03pm Otis: Hell O!
	2:04pm Ali from Cali: Hello Val! Hello Solo!
	2:05pm Ali from Cali: I'm brushing right now
	2:06pm VAL: <3 ARB <3
	2:07pm Human Barbie, Therapist: One positive thing about being a human doll is that I don't have teeth and do not need to brush.
	🫙 2:07pm chresti: Thank you for reminding me to brush my teeth, Ali from Cali.
	2:08pm Ursula1000: I straight up told my kid to lie and say she flosses more than she does at her recent dentist appt---I mean, who the hell flosses EVERY day? That's bananas.
	2:08pm Otis: Looking for my teeth, if you happen to see them please let me know.
	2:08pm Franco Twinkie: I collected oranges about ten minutes ago
	🫙 2:09pm chresti: We have a friend who decided to have all his teeth removed rather than get overly expensive dental work.
	🫙 2:11pm chresti: I heard that flossing isn't that important.
	2:11pm BC Sterrett: Nice music while I'm working :)
	2:11pm Human Barbie, Therapist: Flossing is important, as I have heard that Sondy got a cavity because she didn't floss.
	2:12pm Franco Twinkie: All my fillings are starting to fall out.
	🫙 2:13pm chresti: I also heard that folic acid is good for preventing cavities. Also chewing on bones.
	2:13pm Ursula1000: haha there's the gif we were all waiting for!
	2:13pm VAL: Okay everyone, flossing IS important technically, but we can discuss alternatives that are much more fun!
	2:14pm solo mon: Chewing on bones cures a lot of things!
	2:14pm Human Barbie, Therapist: What if you a vegan or breatharian? We can't chew on bones!
	2:15pm Franco Twinkie: I hate flossing. The feeling of having string in between my teeth is most unsettling.
	2:15pm VAL: Chew, don't swallow!
	2:15pm solo mon: FIRST PRIZE- claim it! Stars of the lid CD
	2:15pm VAL: I also hate flossing! I do not floss!
	2:16pm Otis: Would anyone like my marrow, too full on bone dust.
	🫙 2:16pm chresti: It's okay if you don't swallow the bones, Human Barbie?
	2:17pm BC Sterrett: I use a water pick
	🫙 2:18pm chresti: Water pics are good.
	🫙 2:18pm chresti: Hey, I have a valid driver's license.
	2:19pm Franco Twinkie: I don't meditate, I just lay in bed and think of horrible stuff.
	🫙 2:20pm chresti: I have so many gaps in my teeth I no longer need to floss.
	2:20pm HyperDose: Hey, wait for me!
	2:21pm solo mon: Rutabega
	2:21pm Human Barbie, Therapist: dolphin
	2:21pm BC Sterrett: Puppet
	2:22pm Franco Twinkie: Nor do I.
	2:22pm Otis: Wabbit
	2:23pm BC Sterrett: My wife Val's is "Eyelid"
	2:25pm ARB: Calcium
	2:26pm Otis: Meconium or Moist works
	🫙 2:27pm chresti: Safe word? Hmmm... dumpster.
	2:27pm StringOFperils: I would say Oxymoron, because safe word is an oxymoron, so it's easier to remember for me, because I'm a moron, which isn't that safe, most of the time....so I've been told...
	2:29pm StringOFperils: Napster from the ID.
	🫙 2:30pm chresti: I throw all unpleasant things into the dumpster.
	2:31pm StringOFperils: Did solo say ass crack to get over something? I have the dishwasher running here.....should turn this up...
	2:31pm Rich in Washington: I like when I am slipping into a weird state of falling asleep/sleep paralysis where I'm aware of my rapid eye movements and my eyes feel like two little vibrating motors.
	2:32pm StringOFperils: Is that the poker face GIF?
	🫙 2:32pm chresti: My napster id was something like super ultra platinum.
	🫙 2:33pm chresti: I think I have to put that eye/mouth gif into the mental dumpster.
	2:34pm Human Barbie, Therapist: chresti, I need to avert my plastic eyes from that gif.
	2:34pm Franco Twinkie: Dreams are more important that therapy, I think. Yesterday morning I had a dream that a big fat guy cut in front of me at the gas station, and to distract me, he gave me some fried chicken in a holiday cookie tin. I soon realized it wasn't chicken, it was a rattle snake. I know exactly what it means.
	2:38pm solo mon: Oxymoron great safe word!
	2:39pm Rich in Washington: I have awesomely hilarious dreams but being an old geezer, wake up several times a night and forget them by morning. I need to get back into my practice of recording them into a little portable device.
	🫙 2:39pm chresti: Barbie, I've always been afraid to look at deformed faces
	2:40pm StringOFperils: Dreams are like self-therapy, where it's all laid plain for you when you wake up, except that your therapy is written backwards in Klingon on the ceiling, in disappearing ink....unless of course you ARE Klingon, in which case you just rip the nearest thing a new one, and get on with your day.
	2:40pm VAL: I'm dropping something in the chat for people to use in a moment!
	2:40pm VAL: phet.colorado.edu...
	2:41pm Franco Twinkie: Rich, I keep a tablet on the kitchen table and no matter how sleepy I am, I make myself write it down.
	2:43pm solo mon: I love hearing peoples dreams! I totally believe dreams are self therapy
	2:43pm Rich in Washington: I have quite a dream diary collected over the years.
	2:43pm solo mon: I wish my eyes could eat.
	2:44pm StringOFperils: Arb should have a dream dairy
	2:44pm VAL: I recently had a dream I was riding one of those big wheel tricycles...any ideas what that means?
	2:45pm Rich in Washington: The mouths as eyes meme really planted a weird visual brain virus in me. Now, whenever I see someone whose eyes look like their mouths, I can't unsee it.
	2:45pm Rich in Washington: and I'm grateful no one's yet made sphincters for eyes pictures yet. Don't do it, people! I'm begging you!
	2:46pm Rich in Washington: I had a girlfriend who was the Shakespeare of personal insults and one of her crowning epithets for people she didn't like was 'Ass eyes'. I can't unsee it and it still makes me laugh.
	2:47pm Franco Twinkie: This morning I dreamed I was in the East Village down by the river, which had turned into an illogical labyrinth, and when I had walked up to Tomkins Square Park I realized I had forgotten my muddy jungle boots back by the river. I made a decision that I no longer need them, and then went on my way. This to me is a no brainer.
	2:47pm VAL: That's a good one
	2:47pm Human Barbie, Therapist: VAL will this pendulum help me seeing 3d shapes pop up from those hidden 3d image books?
	2:47pm solo mon: I had a dream last night that Ursula 1000 and I were on a road trip with a girl scout troop?!?
	2:48pm solo mon: I think I might have been Shelley Long?
	2:48pm VAL: @Human Barbie YES! It will!
	2:48pm ARB: SOP: I do, it's called "Milking The Clouds"
	🫙 2:49pm chresti: Franco, that dream is telling you to let go?
	2:49pm Franco Twinkie: Yes.
	2:49pm Ursula1000: I was there undercover trying to pilfer the Samoas from the secret stash
	2:49pm Rich in Washington: My dreams often involve strange houses I suddenly realize are mine and finding parts of an otherwise familiar city that I didn't know existed, suddenly finding I have to live in my childhood bedroom, having to propel cars with my feet and cats that can talk.
	2:50pm solo mon: Greg made a photoshop thingy of Mother Trump with buttholes for mouth and eyes. It was great but very hard to un see
	🫙 2:50pm chresti: Also, you have boots on the front porch, Franco.
	2:53pm Otis: I have fun dreams it seems. My favorite one from the last month was following a double-header tour like a deadhead. It was Anne Murray with 2 Live Crew, coast-to-coast Canada tour. Live! Hey we want some songbirds, hey we want some songbirds.
	2:54pm solo mon: I LIVE for a personal message between FT and chresti on the comment board :-) Free form communication.
	2:54pm Franco Twinkie: I use to have dreams that bands were playing in my backyard.
	2:55pm StringOFperils: I dreamed I was in an entire part of town that I'd never seen, but it was in the 19th century, and everything looked like it had been in the bottom of a dirty aquarium for a long time, but lavender and sea-foam green, and marzipan colored. It sort of seemed like San Francisco, but I've never been there. I walked around, and didn't want to leave, maybe because there was no on there but me
	2:55pm solo mon: Do you ever feel like you are a ghost? I do.
	🫙 2:56pm chresti: I may have seen some butthole eyed Trump images on one of the FB groups hosted by Jeffery Vallance- Trump Performance Art
	2:56pm solo mon: Ann Murray and 2 live crew what a combo!
	2:56pm solo mon: Trump looks like he has mouths for eyes.
	2:59pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, Chresti and I are like Steve Allen and Jayne Meadows - She sits imperiously next to me on the sofa, and shoots me down when I start getting to wound up.
	2:59pm solo mon: chresti, is this your impression as well, or are you in another comedy duo???
	3:00pm StringOFperils: Freud equated excrement in dreams as a symbol of money. I don't know how billing worked. Accounting is a dirty job.
	3:01pm solo mon: Fecal cash
	3:01pm Otis: "Consume the Milky Cocktail"
	3:02pm J*Boogie: I was gonna go hang with Fabio but now we are drinking a milky substance
	3:03pm Otis: Hey J Boogie, I hear there are cookies too but they come with dental floss embedded within.
	3:03pm StringOFperils: Art is mind floss.
	3:03pm Franco Twinkie: This is the best GIF! Lashing someone.
	3:04pm StringOFperils: I guess if it's waxed you're working with encaustic.
	3:05pm StringOFperils: A GIF for evil teachers who like to lash their pupils.
	3:06pm ARB: I'm traumatized by the smell and taste of bananas
	3:07pm Franco Twinkie: Why?
	3:07pm ARB: I don't know, that's why I'm asking for therapy
	3:08pm Franco Twinkie: But something happened, right?
	3:09pm ARB: probably
	3:09pm ARB: I was 2
	3:09pm ARB: Oh Solo, I'm sorry! I'm traumatized just hearing this story
	3:11pm plasticaisle: I hate kids!
	3:11pm plasticaisle: Kids are traumatizing.
	3:11pm Franco Twinkie: Talking about Welcome To The Dollhouse could be a show unto itself.
	3:13pm notsoKWYET: Fuck kids
	3:14pm StringOFperils: There was a back issue of Time magazine with Bob DOLE on the cover, on the night table, next to your parents bed, the one with the yellow comforter, and his DOLE eyes stared right through you, and then Chiquita, the house cleaner cam in and startled you, and you hiccuped mac'n'cheese all over your favorite yellow jumper, and were promptly reprimanded and spanked thoroughly with that funky yellow hairbrush that was near the mirror, where you looked up, and saw yourself, and the eyes, the EYES, of DOLE staring, boring holes right through you....yellow eyes of fire...
	3:14pm Franco Twinkie: Kids, by Larry Clark is another movie that pushes buttons.
	3:15pm plasticaisle: Christian youth ministers tricked me into eating an Ice Cream cone with MAYO inside and a a scoop of vanilla on time to prove some stupid point to me. I puked and have hated religion ever since.
	3:17pm notsoKWYET: Hate religion. Love mayo
	3:18pm StringOFperils: Those are deeply disturbing films, Franco. Todd Solondz and Larry Clark and Harmony Korine inside your mind. Scary.
	3:19pm plasticaisle: @nsk: Mato is good when you expect it! Something something Jesus Something.
	3:19pm notsoKWYET: I gave up on religion when I asked if Adam and Eve was a metaphor and my teacher said no
	3:20pm StringOFperils: That's cute solo. You look like a cat clock.
	3:21pm Mr Fab: Anyone claimed these groovy prizes? -"Gravitational Pull Vs The Desire For An Aquatic Life" by Stars of the Lid CD from KRANKY -Karin Krog - "Don't Just Sing Anthology" CD from light in the attic!
	3:22pm StringOFperils: NSK. I just read Genesis, well, the first 3/4 of it so far, just for larfs, and there's nothing in it that isn't metaphor....except Tigris and Euphrates.
	3:22pm Franco Twinkie: When I was in the fifth grade, the teacher made me stand in front of the chalkboard and explain a math problem. He was relentless, the more he persisted, the more I was confused. I can still see Joanne Murphy staring at me in horror. I started to cry in front of the whole class and ran out of the room. After that, I became a holy terror at school.
	3:24pm notsoKWYET: I just donated mr Fab !
	3:24pm StringOFperils: To research?
	3:27pm notsoKWYET: @SOP. Lol Tigris and Euphrates. Tbh it was my elementary school teacher who answered... and who probably didn’t have the knowledge to answer it properly. But I was looking for any last straw to get me out
	3:29pm StringOFperils: The only people I've ever met who have actually read that sucker were in university English.
	🫙 3:30pm chresti: You're still a holy terror, Franco, especially when you wear shirts with holes in them.
	3:30pm ARB: Bananas were the only thing I would eat until I was 2, I was bananas for them. Then I stopped suddenly and was repulsed until this day, no one in my family can say why
	3:30pm StringOFperils: Holy tearer.
	3:31pm ARB: I squirm if I'm near someone eating them, even if there's a peel in the trash I can't stand it.
	3:31pm solo mon: Hour two prizes are a Pulsallama LP and A kaitlin aurelia smith CD
	3:31pm ARB: This is scary, I'm at work right now but I will try.
	3:32pm StringOFperils: I used to know a girl who was like that with both tomatoes and buttons. She'd cringe and recoil at the thought of either.
	🫙 3:33pm chresti: ARB, maybe you need a hypnotist to help take you back to the moment when someone smashed a banana in your face?
	3:34pm ARB: There was a time when I ate too many in a row
	3:35pm ARB: My grandpa used to make me jump up for them to get them
	3:35pm ARB: Like a dog getting a treat he would dangle them out of reach
	3:36pm ARB: And I was yelling "Nana Nana Nana!"
	3:37pm ARB: He thought it was funny and he let me eat as many as I could
	3:37pm StringOFperils: Maybe for the first two years of your life the bananas were Gerber-ized, but when you realized where that came from, and what entire bananas looked like, having recently crawled into the bathroom and witnessed your father disrobed, your half-formed mind totally plotzed, and well, you figure out the rest.
	3:38pm notsoKWYET: I dunno why @arb but your banana story reminded me of the time I saw a kid barf during Shrove Tuesday (Pancake Tuesday) and I didn’t eat them again for about 25 more years
	3:38pm ARB: My mom claims I would eat all the bananas out of the shopping cart before she could pay for them
	3:40pm Franco Twinkie: Stephan King tells a great story how his fat baby sitter let him eat about seven fried eggs in a row, and when he threw up she locked him in the closet.
	3:40pm ARB: Ughh, the overripe ones are the worst!
	3:41pm StringOFperils: Well I used to fill my face in the cookie aisle when I was in art school and not pay for it (except diet-wise), but I don't think it meant anything except that I was a starving working class dirty white boy
	3:42pm ARB: I love plantains however, especially black ones
	3:42pm StringOFperils: Ha ha ha.
	3:44pm ARB: Should I still be opening my mouth with my lips folded over?
	3:45pm StringOFperils: Daaayyyy-O, Daay.ay-ay-ay-O. Hey Mr. Talley Man tallley me banana, daylight come an me wannna go home....Day! It's a day it's a day it's a day-ay-ay-O...
	3:45pm ARB: 6 foot 7 foot 8 foot BUNCH
	3:45pm Otis: ... " You're Not Gonna Fall For The Banana In The Tailpipe?"
	3:46pm Franco Twinkie: I got sick after eating Indian food, and had curry coming out of my nose. After that, just thinking about Indian food would make me woozy. Eventually I got over it, and now I eat it all the time. But then again, no trauma was involved.
	3:46pm Feldpausch: Ha! Otis
	3:46pm StringOFperils: Who therapies the therapists?
	3:46pm ARB: I'm laughing too hard to do it now, I think that's a breakthrouogh
	3:47pm ARB: We can get into my belly button panic next time?
	3:47pm Franco Twinkie: What's that?
	3:47pm StringOFperils: Is that a banana in your mouth or are you just permanently traumatized to see me?
	3:49pm ARB: I was forced to listen to slam poetry when I was on ayahuasca
	3:51pm Franco Twinkie: My eyes were getting damp during all this revelation.
	3:51pm StringOFperils: I can't even have people paying me telling me what to do. I hate that!
	3:51pm notsoKWYET: Arb - have you ever listened to Wade Davis speak about ayahuasca?
	3:52pm StringOFperils: Eye Pong
	3:54pm Tim in TN: Solo Mon, I was able to stop cracking up long enough to pledge for Pulsallama.
	3:54pm Human Barbie, Therapist: I would poke the man that's too close in his ass eye.
	3:56pm Tim in TN: Thank you Solo Mon and everyone for two hours of terrific distraction from work!
	3:56pm StringOFperils: You can huff the Sharpie if that doesn't work for you too.
	3:57pm ARB: Thank you VAL I love you!
	🫙 3:58pm chresti: Haha Human Barbie!
	3:58pm Human Barbie, Therapist: Thank you VAL & Solo, going to the pharmacy to get a bottle of berjudgeridge!
	3:58pm StringOFperils: I feel VALidated. Thank you.
	3:58pm notsoKWYET: Thanks. Have a great day everyone!
	🫙 3:58pm chresti: Thank you VAL and solo mon!
	3:58pm Otis: Thanks Val & Solo!
	3:59pm StringOFperils: Sometimes an onion is just a banana.
	3:59pm Franco Twinkie: This was great! Now I'm going to go brush my teeth.
	3:59pm ARB: Maybe I have some rotten brown spots under my own skin that need some attention
	3:59pm ARB: If that happens will we get paid for our work here?
	4:00pm StringOFperils: Go on the DOLE.
	4:00pm Otis: I have heard about this too! I hope Sheena's does not sell to a chain of commercial stations! Keeping me up at night here.
	4:00pm StringOFperils: Yellow eyes....of fire...
	4:00pm ARB: Our traumas have Chiquita in common
	4:00pm Ursula1000: ta ta!!!!!!
	4:02pm ARB: Thank you! Good bye!
	4:02pm Franco Twinkie: So true!
	4:03pm solo mon: Thanks everyone! thanks VAL!
	4:03pm Feldpauasca: Bye! Thank you! ARB, sorry that bananas happened to you. You're stronger for it
	4:03pm VAL: Thank you all! Brush your teeth tonight!
	4:03pm solo mon: This SHIT IS BANANAS
	🫙 4:05pm chresti: Some neighbor girl named Peggy, tricked me into eating mud that she said was candy, I was 3.
	4:06pm solo mon: TIM and NOTSO your prizes are on the way!

Primal Ice Cream with Solo Mon: Playlist from March 18, 2021

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