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Favoriting May 19, 2021: The Wednesday Morning Programme, Now Fortified With 32% More Edumacation!

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Alvarius B  The Devil's Spine   Favoriting With a Beaker on the Burner and an Otter in the Oven 
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Betty Davis  Politician Man   Favoriting Directions in Music 1969 - 1973: Miles Davis, His Musicians, and the Birth of a New Age 
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Moby Grape  Murder In My Heart For The Judge   Favoriting All Grape, Slightly Less Moby 
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Quintron  Non Stop Danger   Favoriting Satan Is Dead (Do The Stomp) 
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The Last Band  Cha Cha Cha   Favoriting Demo 
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Sarcastic Orgasm  Why? Because I Said So!   Favoriting  
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Ute Lemper & Neil Hannon  Tango Ballade / Die Dreigrosschenoper   Favoriting Punishing Kiss 
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Count Indigo  Call Yourself A Man   Favoriting Harpsichord 2000 
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F8TLSTK  Hemophiliac   Favoriting Obsession 
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The National Glaucoma Board  Haunting Love Theme from "Glaucoma"   Favoriting  
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CMS 8th Grade Marching School Band 

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Skarbø Skulekorps  Anti-Crime Computer   Favoriting Dugnad 
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Erlend Apneseth Trio  Slekter   Favoriting Lokk 
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yMusic  Tesselations   Favoriting Ecstatic Science 
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British Whale  Amerikkka   Favoriting  
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DJ Cummerbund  This Is The Way America Makes Me Feel   Favoriting  
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Cibo Matto  Black Hole Sun   Favoriting  
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Paul Anka  You Are My Destiny   Favoriting  
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The Crystal Furs  Expo 67   Favoriting Beautiful and True 
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Kalbells  Pickles   Favoriting Max Heart 
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Munya  Blue Pine   Favoriting  
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The Books  I Am Who I Am   Favoriting  
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History of Unheard Music and Mark E Smithq  I Can be Me Reading the Football Scores   Favoriting       1:40:06 (Pop-up)
 
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Die Zucht  Endlos   Favoriting Heimatlied 
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Von Sudenfed  The Rhinohead   Favoriting Tromatic Reflexxions 
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Funkadelic  I'll Bet You   Favoriting Self Titled 
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Fleetwood Fire / Bill McClintock (EWF & Fleetwood Mac)  You Make September Fun   Favoriting  
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Shirley & Company  Shame and then some more Shame. A LOT more   Favoriting Well, just two more actually 
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Seigen Ono  All Men Are Heels   Favoriting  
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Hannah Peel  Electricity   Favoriting  
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Eric Lyon  Giga Concerto I   Favoriting Giga Concerto 
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Frenchbloke  Sexy Model   Favoriting  
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Jim Price and Scott Williams and Matt Warwick  Jim Sings Party Girls For Ken Extended Remix   Favoriting       2:57:13 (Pop-up)


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Listener comments!

  7:30am
Talking Egg:

Welcome to my show.
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-Ken:

Who made you King, Talking Egg?
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wizard frog:

The Board of Egg-ducation (sorry)
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wizard frog:

Omma LETTE myself out of this one
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Handy Haversack:

Here for the learning. WFMU is my last best hope to actually cram something into this knob between my neck and my hair.

Morning, Ken and all the Freed Forms.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I, on the other hand, am C.E.O. of Eggs—via a shell company.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I see everybody is getting their yolks in early this morning!
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HyperDose:

Hey, Principal Ken! ...Egg 🙄
Just came from Clay Pigeon's pep rally (hence the WFMU shirt). 🎉🐦
Present, accounted for, and ready to receive my fortified WoofMoo education! 🤓🎓
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wizard frog:

Staysh!
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melinda:

Morning Ken and all!
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PMD:

Listening from the east coast. What a concept! Yay!
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David (in London):

Greetings and salutations groovers.
Wotcha Staysh.
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steveo:

Buenos holas, Ken & everyone.... ALVARIUS
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-Ken:

Morning everybody! Notebooks Out!
  9:02am
Listener Bop Monroe:

greetings from sunniest Tannersville SMK!
let the GIFs begin!
the girl on the left has a perfect 'o' expression!
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PMD:

I'm really interested in what I'll learn from fuzzy gloves
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steveo:

(replying to HH from wake's board) no big deal, Handy, I often think of that book when i type HH, is all....
  9:02am
JT:

Why does the sun shine?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Before I started listening to WFMU, I was dumb as a chimp. Now I'm smart as a monkey!
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steveo:

will this be on the quiz, -Ken?
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YETI BOB:

Greetings David! - how's the smoke?
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jabsonik:

@jt: because it's a crazy diamond?
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DJ Guin:

@Staysh -- where'd score the sweet .gif of ex-prez 45? I am shocked, I tells ya, SHOCKED, that he had the strength to defile a textbook.
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PaulRobeson1920:

Warm greetings 1 and all!
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Rick from SC:

Did school start? I don't feel tardy
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PaulRobeson1920:

Who will lead “The Pledge” anyone anyone
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fm Mike:

Lorda Mercy, that crazy situation!!!
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David (in London):

Yeti Bob! Hello mate. Yeah, slightly odd monsoon conditions in The Smoke this week, but otherwise AOK in my little part of it. How's yourself?
  9:05am
KJs market:

hey now baby get into my big black electric truck (driven yesterday by a complete idiot)
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HyperDose:

fm Mike! Saved you a seat
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steveo:

I pledge allegiance to WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope. In Rockland County and New York CIty at 91.9 FM and online at WFMU.org
  9:06am
Androu B.:

Good Morning Mr. Freedform Man and all the Freed Forms here and abroad.

Returning for Shot #2 today! Will leave shortly, but remain tuned in and hopefully return to the chats in time to give you a status report.
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bukowski.:

in staysh's name, amen
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Ken From Hyde Park:

On tonight's Fuzzy Glove Hour, how about Show & Tell?
  9:07am
TerrDE:

Good morning Ken and FMmooers. Did Miles ever play on Betty's tunes ?
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Yes:

good morning
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fm Mike:

@Hyper! Thank you :D I brought the popcorn.
  9:08am
Listener Bop Monroe:

Why does the sun go on shining?
Why does the sea rush to shore?
Don't they know it's the end of the world?
'Cause you don't love me any more…
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Handy Haversack:

Gotcha, steveo!

Convaxxulations, Androu B.!
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Woo:

Grape Gone Wild
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steveo:

OH GAWD WHO DRANK ALL THE COFFEE
(Looks in mirror)
I'LL GET YOU YOU BASTRAD
  9:10am
TerrDE:

back when Steve Miller was thought to be Jerrys brother
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YETI BOB:

D(iL): I'm good, it's just that spring is very slow coming to Chicago - lots of grey and chilly days - I'm ready for summer! But I'm doing well.
  9:10am
?:

"True or False: Baltimore was once the Capital of the United States."
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David (in London):

steveo, betrayed by the person you trusted most...
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JB from NP:

@? Yes, that is true or false.
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The Oscar:

Mornin'! Not sure if this is common knowledge yet around these parts, but I feel I should spread the news that *JANDEK HAS WRITTEN A BOOK* corwoodindustries.com...
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fm Mike:

Maaaan, I thought that was the Strokes you were about to play Ken!!!
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TonyR:

"I'm TRYING to get a good education, to get ino a good college."
"Now they're threatening me, these awful cheap girls."
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TDK60:

Morning Ken. Great to hear the Grape! I saw them in Central Park so long ago, you'd faint if I told ya exactly when.
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Handy Haversack:

Please steveo don't hurt 'em!

YB, it's going to be 87F here today. I would happily send you about a third of that.

Or split it with David?
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DJ Guin:

the NY Yankees (Highlanders) were previously called the Baltimore Gloryholes...that much I know. (ok, ORIOLES), sheesh
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TonyR:

"This is a classroom, not a cocktail lounge. And take that gum out of your mouth!"
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steveo:

making tea
  9:13am
Androu B.:

@DJ Guin

Responding to your comment on the W&B chatboard, afaic, MTV's downhill slide didn't begin until about '88, the year after "The Approaching V of Doom" (aka Viacom) bought them out. The premiere of "Beavis And Butthead" sealed their fate irreperably.
  9:13am
JT:

Today's extra credit question:

If I is so bored with the U S A,
what can I do?
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JB from NP:

Which country is the largest landlocked country in the world?

A: Australia
B: Uzbekistan
C: Kazakhstan
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TDK60:

..well, it was around 8 PM, that's when.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

"Is that a pledge pin on your uniform?"
  9:14am
Fடீ Fடீ (:

Hi, Egg, Ken and friends!
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fm Mike:

Aight I'm off to do important stuff! @HyperDose lemme borrow your notes after class!
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wizard frog:

to quote that kid from Nathan for you "Man, school sucks, the internet rules"
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Strandlund:

Good Morning Professor!! What are you going to fill our heads with today?
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HyperDose:

You got it fm Mike, have a fantastic day!
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TonyR:

"... and they're passing notes."
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BigP0ppa:

Ha ha ha. Where does this stuff come from?
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Hugo (NL):

h i there. now i wanna listen to some gabber music
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Mike W:

I take back most everything I’ve ever said or thought about you because you are playing the Last Band
  9:17am
Fடீ Fடீ (:

Hola companeños, Androu, Handy y David!
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Beast of Boonton:

I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on
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-Ken:

Oh man, what song does this remind me of?? Its on the tip of the talking egg's tongue...
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Handy Haversack:

Greetings, Fடீ Fடீ! We're learning!
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Now I need to hear the Pep Rally from "High School Madness" (as relayed in "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers").
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pocket vito:

Let's throw our hands up and say CHA CHA
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fred:

@JB from NP: C, but that twists the knife: I was supposed to see a concert of music from Uzbekistan next week, but the musicians are not allowed to come here
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pocket vito:

Oh man, awesome song and awesome band name!
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fred:

@Ken: The Fall's Marquis Cha Cha?
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

A bunch of pom-pom girls looked down their nose at me.
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David (in London):

Handy, FoFo, TDK, HyperDose, Androu, Bop, Bukowski, fred, Ken from HP, et al.

FoFo - Time for a repeat visit to the Cat & Mutton?
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Alvy Singer:

I'm hearing some Peter Shelley Homosapien in the chorus of Cha Cha Cha
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TonyR:

"Oh yeah, Baby" [rolls eyes] "Oh, YEAH."
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TDK60:

Hi David in London.
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steveo:

oh that's Britney
  9:21am
FடீFடீ (:

Oh, yeah, David !
  9:21am
partyfinger:

I haven't heard Sarcastic Orgasm in 30 years!
Nice find
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steveo:

took me a sec to realize
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TonyR:

It was down to either Britney or David Lee Roth.
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pocket vito:

I love that he spends all his time in bed and only gets out when a client shows up
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Baja Joe:

Hello Ken and everyone here.
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Threemoons:

Hello Staysh, all....
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TonyR:

Transfer students. Sheesh.
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PMD:

Wow Neil Hannon sounds like... arg! what's the name?? The one who sings that song...
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dale:

'little water song' penned by nick cave is great on this album.
  9:24am
FடீFடீ (:

Any interesting anecdote about Ute Lemper, Ken? Wasn't she a guest in one of those 7SD live shows some time ago?
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David (in London):

I would have preferred Ute Lemper and Neil Hamilton (apologies to non-UK readers of that).
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BigP0ppa:

Neil Hannon isn't completely shit then
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BigP0ppa:

Ha ha ha DiL
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Stanley:

But Neil Hamilton is
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TonyR:

Neil's sounding like Iggy a little bit.
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-Ken:

Fi on you f0f0! You know very well my one Ute Lemper anecdote! Into the Onion Cellar with YOU!
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pocket vito:

Kermit and Piggy need to sing this together
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Still my favourite "Dreigroschenoper" translation; not word-accurate, but faithful in its fashion—what German I have I owe to cognates and knowing that translation when I started listening to the original German over and over and over again.
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David (in London):

Hey BigP0ppa.
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BigP0ppa:

ey up mate
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Webhamster Henry:

Welcome to class, Wednesday morning WFMU Students!
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DJ Guin:

Can we antici....pate "Gabriel Kaplan - Holes and Mello-rolls"?
  9:29am
Listener Bop Monroe:

which one is Rosalie "Hotsy" Totsy?
  9:30am
FடீFடீ (:

Oh, yes, Ken! Now I remember your Ute anecdote. But as they say whatever happens in the mastorbatorium, stays in the mastorbatorium!
  9:30am
Androu B.:

Buenos Dias, Fடீ Fடீ (: !


@Mr. Freedform Man aka SM Ken,

Since were on an "educonscious" topic today (what with the station's current situation with the city), I'm thinking it might be a good time for you to break out that "chopped and screwed" version of Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher" you only play on rare occasions.
  9:31am
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Just found tthat Lemper album on Qobuz. Education really is a feeder system for excess consumption.
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Asheville Jon:

does my monthly SFL pledge count toward my WFMU tuition payment?
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Jim the Poet:

I'm finding this very educational
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TonyR:

Is this a drug anthem? Field trip to Nutley , NJ??
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David (in London):

Tristan and Glaucoma is my favourite piece of Wagner.
  9:33am
Diarrhea Lady:

Oh no....
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Nick S.:

Good morning, Ken! It's LARRY!
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Megaroni:

Come all ye- llena de fe y justicia!
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steveo:

i walked to nutley from Newark once, but the history museum was closed
  9:33am
FடீFடீ (:

This is my third favourite song about damage to the optic nerve.
  9:35am
yippie:

steveo do you live in newark
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Stanley:

Hi David, fofo and everyone.
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TonyR:

As I learned in Dr. Rex's class, behind every piece of "trash" is somebody's dream, blood, sweat, and tears. "Glaucoma" theme wasn't built in a day.
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Phillippe:

just needs a little cowbell
  9:36am
FடீFடீ (:

you found it, Ken! An off-beat March Slav
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JB from NP:

The CMS 8th Grade Marching Band really sucks
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steveo:

yip, naw, brooklyn
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Threemoons:

ALL HAIL THE TALKING EGG
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pocket vito:

It's creepy that the Nazi whistling squad sounds so chipper, while the kids' marching band sounds like a death march.
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Jim the Poet:

Word to Mrs Gilman
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steveo:

do you yippie?
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Handy Haversack:

Hi, Stanley. I was just contemplating this and being intensely jealous: smws.com...
  9:37am
Fletchernyc:

Fetal Stick?
  9:37am
Tom in St. Paul:

See that, City of Jersey City: EDUCATIONAL Radio!!
  9:37am
queems:

bono has glaucoma but idk i think he deserves it
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David (in London):

Yo Stanley and Phillippe.
  9:37am
Listener Bop Monroe:

the ock is implied
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TonyR:

THere's always "F--kstick".
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Jim the Poet:

I think I saw Fatalstock open for Hemophilia at Pete's candy store
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Handy Haversack:

I had thought it was pronounced "fatal steak."
  9:39am
N:

I thought it was Fatal Steak
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TonyR:

Fetal steak.
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Asheville Jon:

Fate teal stick
  9:39am
FடீFடீ (:

Wait. What was the P.O. box again?
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Threemoons:

Whut? No can tell on air?
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pocket vito:

See Ken, that's why you shouldn't have alphabetized your records
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BigP0ppa:

Oh god. Your mum didn't catch you ... out, did she Ken?
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David (in London):

For any non-UK readers, here's a superb recent example of the vowel-removed rebrand gone horribly wrong:
www.bbc.co.uk...
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TonyR:

I thought Sandy left the Record Library untouched (albeit by feet)?
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BigP0ppa:

I hadnt even seen that David. That's great. Abrdn could also be A Breakdown
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YETI BOB:

David (in London): I read it as "a burden"
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TonyR:

I remember a pretty horrifying water-line map that the 'FMU website had up for one hot day. Too upsetting.
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Hubig Pie:

Rapping or rasping?
  9:42am
FடீFடீ (:

Very funny, Dvd n Lndn!
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steveo:

i wish we had played more dirges in high school band
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Jim the Poet:

I do feel a lot smarter than I did a few minutes ago
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TonyR:

I think Medicare (CMS, get it?) needs to spend less of MY TAXES on 8th grade Marching bands.
  9:43am
Too Obtuse:

I know it's Tchaikovsky, but I feel like I'm watching a scene from the Godfather.
  9:43am
Listener Bop Monroe:

makes better sense than Modeleze
  9:43am
lisa from richmond:

What are we asking Kens Mom for, again, I missed a part of the show but I think I really need whatever it is.
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TonyR:

[holds out plate] "Cannoli?"
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David (in London):

FoFo, I think I might rebrand myself along those lines!

YB / BP - I looked at their official Twitter feed and my favourite comment just read 'wnkrs'
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YETI BOB:

March Slav Forever!
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TonyR:

Ken'e Ute Lemper story.
  9:44am
Glistener MW:

MARCH Slav? More like MAY Slav!!! Thank you, thank you, I’ve been workshopping that one all week.
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Handy Haversack:

Taking vowels away from Scotland seems unnecessarily cruel at this historical juncture.

Also, it looks like that company could just change its name to Abaddon and be done with it.
  9:46am
JT:

utne reader wha?
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iiibeat:

Might like to hear the CVS marching band, if you have it.
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Marley P. Dogg:

Good morning all - sorry I am late to class. I do note an alarming absence of bagpipe education this morning though
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DJ Guin:

queems - @9:37 -- ::sniff:: that is the best news i have heard in ages. screw him.
  9:47am
FடீFடீ (:

lisa,

Write to Ken's mum to know more about Ken's delightful, enjoyable, amusing, pleasurable and charming anecdote about the time he, Andy and Ute Lemper went together into the mastorbatorium.
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TonyR:

They don't perform more than once every 30 days. You have to come back.
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steveo:

i think someone transcribed "U Street" incorrectly
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pocket vito:

Strange that people think removing the vowels, basically short changing the name of the city, will make it cooler. When it would be way cooler to give the city some dignity by writing out all the letters, in a nice classy font. Respect is always nicer than half-assedness.
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TonyR:

Is today Land Telegraphy career day?
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Bruce S.:

hello Ken hello everyone good morning
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TonyR:

How do I get to You Street?
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David (in London):

FoFo, surely you mean the mstrbtrm?
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sphere:

I would like to meet the person who persuaded that company to drop their name's vowels for the sake of "hipness."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:50am
steveo:

i've never been to you street, but i've been to me
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TonyR:

Jrsy Cty
  9:50am
FடீFடீ (:

To know more about Diarrhea Lady's experience on Friday send a letter to Ken's mum too.
  9:50am
lisa from richmond:

Thanks everyone, I’ll spare Mrs Freedman my morbid curiosity. Maybe.
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sphere:

and HLLO
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TonyR:

H!!
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Handy Haversack:

Hey, sphr. You're looking hip!
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TDK60:

Kids walk by the Morse statue in Central Park and just don't know. Not looking anyway, looking down at glowing gizmos; in a park.
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Jim the Poet:

I almost feel too smart now if that's possible
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PaulRobeson1920:

Telegraphy is cool
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Fleischer fish school:

animationreview.files.wordpress.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am
TonyR:

I assume there is also Sea Telegraphy?
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Hubig Pie:

If maybe I took one'a them courses in Telephony I might'a made something outta my life
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am
steveo:

i called holden caulfield and he said i'm a telephony
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HyperDose:

@FடீFடீ Wait...are they one in the same?!
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-Ken:

Telegraphy is cool, but top of the hour legal station indemnifications are really REALLY cool! The phone number is 201-536-9368 and when you hear the Zebra Trucks song, call that number and speak this: High Atop the East Banana Telegraph Tower, this is <YOUR NAME HERE> on WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In New York City and Rrrrrockland County at 91.9fm, and online at WFMU dot ORG. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming, ALREADY in progress
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TonyR:

I'm gonna send you back to Fish School.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Fleischer animal school:
i.pinimg.com...
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TonyR:

That would just be phoning it in.
  9:58am
Hi from Holland:

Aloha!
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TonyR:

Something tells me it's all happning at the zoo. I do believe it.
I do believe it's true.
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Webhamster Henry:

I like D.C.'s You street and Eye Street
  10:00am
FடீFடீ (:

Oh, the sweet sounds of East Banana Republic's national anthem.
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TonyR:

Is that Glaucoma teacher just being mean?
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TonyR:

I'm haunted.
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steveo:

no East Banana, not legal
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AnAnonymousParty:

Thanks Jimmy Stewart!
  10:01am
FடீFடீ (:

Oh, thanks Ken. THANK YOU VERY MUCH for the America Song.
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Rev. Turnip Druid:

WOW, completely missed Sarcastic Orgasm -- deepest of cuts from local heroes (RIP scott)
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TonyR:

Mr. Smith goes to Jersey City.
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Handy Haversack:

Some would even say criminal, steveo.
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TonyR:

We should be exercising our MINDS!
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-Ken:

This is your punishment f0f0
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WR:

This is the physical ed. part of today's lesson. Leg lift, lift, kick.
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MD:

GOOD MORNING FELLOW 'FMU FREAK NATION! i mean that with all the love in my heart! WE ARE THE LIGHT!!!
  10:04am
Fletchernyc:

More like British WAIL!!
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TonyR:

Childish Michael Jackson.
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steveo:

That photo on Amerikkka reminds me that once Dynamite magazine published a photo of people dancing at Studio 54 and I wrote them a letter to ask if one of the people pictured was Naomi whom I attended a class with in 4th grade.

Got no response whatsover, the bastards.
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Bruce S.:

Nice little formation, very showbiz
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joe mulligan:

so much learning this morning
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Webhamster Henry:

Noseflute cadenza!
  10:08am
FடீFடீ (:

Sorry, Ken. I learned my lesson. And you bet I learned it very well because it was in German and I don't think I've ever told anyone but I did a German introductory course in 1998. So I fully learned my leßon.
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PMD:

I was just wondering how you know talking egg is he.
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TonyR:

The Darkness covering Sparks? WHY?
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pocket vito:

Tesselations - music to listen to as you drive your Tesla from the back seat with your eyes closed
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G:

@PMD -- Talking Egg mansplains.
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TonyR:

THe Book of Tesselations.
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Handy Haversack:

FடீFடீ, then you will understand how hilarious it is when I say Simon Leßon.
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YETI BOB:

"Tesselation Row" (Eliot Sharp album)
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Bruce S.:

Tesselation Boulavard
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Liam in Denmark:

"Dugnad" means something along the lines of "skilled" in old norse
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AnAnonymousParty:

Ken, being amazing at the nose flute is nothing to sneeze at.
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TDK60:

Not everyone can be a guitar god like Jandek, Ken.
  10:13am
Too Obtuse:

Your dream is important to us. Please continue to hold.
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melinda:

I'm not a musician at all so when I dreamt that I was an adequate guitar player it was thrilling.
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Jim the Poet:

You can call Amazon?
  10:13am
Kelly Clarkson:

Kelly Clarkson Poop's
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y14MwNuS18
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pocket vito:

When a man loves a woman
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:14am
Threemoons:

Had to have been the Macarena back in the day.
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Megaroni:

Greedazon, the global virus
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PaulRobeson1920:

Mombo Number 5... jeez enough already
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Webhamster Henry:

"Takin' a Ride" -- Garbage time listener
  10:14am
yippie:

did you ever play noseflute while wearing nosehook?
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Stanley:

In a gadda da vida
No contest
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steveo:

fabio's is definitely mr giant man. over 1500 times
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Threemoons:

@Yippie and don't forget a nosering and nose piercing
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DJ Guin:

@HyperDose -- et al.
check this out? neucommunity.com
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pocket vito:

It's a U-Boat! Open fire!
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Jim the Poet:

Auf Deutsch
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TonyR:

Vaste not, Vant not.
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DJ Guin:

speaking of Fabio.....has he gone full Robocop yet?
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HyperDose:

@DJ Guin I'll live anywhere that's not humid, and where Ken and the DJ's can set up classrooms. I refuse to let the flow of knowledge be interrupted!
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YETI BOB:

DJ Guin - I don't want to be part of Neu Community without Michael Rother (RIP Klaus Dinger)
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pocket vito:

Do you spell your name with a V, Mister Wagner?

9! W!
  10:17am
weiterso:

hallo, alles klar auf der Andrea Doria!
  10:17am
Too Obtuse:

Your Joke of Jokes
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jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

weather forecast for sailing boats?
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pocket vito:

Gotta mix an Italian forecast in there
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TonyR:

Everyday German.
  10:17am
(another) Patrick in Hoboken:

Helgoland, Skagen, Sylt... windy places in the North Sea
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YETI BOB:

pocket vito: I love that joke. I told it, in a loud voice, in the lobby while waiting to go into a Wagner opera. My wife pretended she didn't know me ...
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Stanley:

Please can we have the football results next?
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DJ Guin:

@Hyper, YETI -- Austin is one of my potential landing spots post-NJ. cliched, I realize, but, the cost of living is obscene in Joisey.
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TonyR:

I understand Austin has its own property bubble at the moment.
  10:20am
Too Obtuse:

Bayern-Munich: zwei
Dusseldorf: ein
  10:20am
FடீFடீ (:

Way to go, Handy. As I'd say in Spanish: "Como me RIO de tu broma sobre Simon Leßon "
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pocket vito:

Rotherham - Nill
Leicester City - Nill
Chichester United - One
Brighton - Nill
Bletchley - Two
Farminghurst - Nill
Davenport City - Nill
Shropshire - Nill
  Swag For Life Member 10:21am
Bruce S.:

At last Anka
  10:21am
P-90:

Hello, I’m here to sign up for that “educational program” I’ve heard talk about?
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TonyR:

Where is the WFMU bibliotheque?
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MD:

Is this the Site for the Evelyn Wood Speed Reading Course???
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drew:

What have you done to me, Ken? Now I feel the need to hear Gene Pitney, too.
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Stanley:

Thanks pocket vito (tears up pools coupon in disgust)
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YETI BOB:

I'm not sure but I think one of their gowns says "CALCULUS" ... they've got a bunch of math/geometry symbols ... I wonder what's going on?
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Alvy Singer:

Mark E. Smith reading the football results....www.youtube.com...
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MD:

..../..
..../..
..../..
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TonyR:

Did everyone go through the metal detectors on the way to class?
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Bruce S.:

the female auxillary freemasons
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MD:

car·pe di·em
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listener 126464:

I had math after lunch.
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TonyR:

Villa est villa Romana. Villa est villa parva.
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DJ Guin:

carpe diem -- Seize Your Tuition - Mo'clair State's Motto
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Hubig Pie:

I won't be able to listen to the show 2nite so I gonna add Freebird or maybe Hallelujah to the list
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Blues Mandinga:

Ea!
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-Ken:

Yeah, lately Hallelujah's a real contender!
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TonyR:

Anyone been to the cafeteria? What's the carne diem?
  10:27am
Brendan:

Good morning Ken and listeners. Is it too late to order breakfast?
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Bruce S.:

I think walk this way definitly up there
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MD:

I loved Study hall at 1PM...I used to get picked on by these 2 tuff Girls...One of them ended up in the back of Joel Rifkins pickup truck years latter...I am sad about that..I am...Really...I mean ...you know...kids can be Cruel...
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TonyR:

Breakfast stops promptly at 10:26
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fred:

Most heard song? If it's Fuzzy Glove Hour related, I'd lie and say American Pie
  10:30am
Brendan:

Oh well, let’s see… I’ll have a value meal with variety meat and composite loaf with pimento.
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Bruce S.:

I always wanted to do that
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Mark S:

oops
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DJ Guin:

this proposed MeetUp in NYC on the 11th of June...are they talking AM or PM?
many of us wage slaves work during daylight hours.
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PMD:

@DJ Guin re: Neu... interesting...
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PMD:

I just learned something!
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MD:

and the world keeps spinning round and round...
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pocket vito:

I'm on top of the woyld!
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melinda:

Blue Pine is nice
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DJ Guin:

@PMD -- I know, right? 5K down and whatnot.
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TonyR:

THis is the LAST YEAR I do my own taxes.
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TonyR:

It's a small world, after all.
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Bruce S.:

eee zee does it
  10:37am
Eric Kilkenny:

Good morning!
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TonyR:

Glad you could join us today, Mr. Kilkenny. Is this a good class time for you?
  10:39am
FடீFடீ (:

I found them Gabber couple!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkxGs4ETeg4
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Handy Haversack:

@DJG: I think in the afternoon?
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TonyR:

Ian Curtis reading football results, now THERE's a listen.
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ifeelfatnsassy:

I'm learning all about the futbol scores. Valuable information I did not have until this very moment. Thanks, WFMU!
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DJ Guin:

@Handy -- IF I am invited, that is good to know. thanks for the feedback.
  10:40am
Androu B.:

OK, folks, Progress Report from the homefront: 2nd vaccine recieved, all is well. Only side effect: I'm receiving strange signals inside my brain telling me to go straight to the 9-11 Memorial near WFMU's West Orange transmitter and await further instructions. I'll ignore it...for now.
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David (in London):

Come on Donny Rovers!
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pocket vito:

Chipping Sodbury - License to NILL!
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Artie17:

MES reading the scores is one of the best things ever.
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Stanley:

Tranny Rovers, for me, David.
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Lixiviated Life:

Oh,
Hi Kinny
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TonyR:

Didi you get that good microchip injection? Or just the Johnson&Johnson?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am
steveo:

another classic brilliant day with ken, he said earnestly
  10:43am
boomboomboom:

anyone know the poppy song playing under this?
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David (in London):

Go Wycombe Wanders!
Stanley, my heart is filling with pride.
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pocket vito:

And it's Tchaikovsky over Sibelius, with a final score of E flat to C natural.
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DJ Guin:

@TonyR -- my 5G reception has been the bomb yo, since my jabby jabs, and Bill Gates has appeared to me in my dreams.
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Stanley:

Cum on you Blues.
  10:43am
?:

sorry I'm late. Also I accidentally ate my homework. Please dont give me the belt!
  10:44am
Glistener MW:

that was Mark E Smith reading those scores?? That’s so weird, as I normally only expect to hear about football in THE FALL
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TDK60:

Oh, that March Slav is in G-minor.
  10:45am
Listener Robert:

I remember the music behind the football scores as what you were playing 30 years ago during the legal action regarding WFMU's license. Is this to say the problem with Jersey City is akin to that?
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Asheville Jon:

i freakin HATE those stupid grammarly ads on youtube. grrrrrrr
  10:45am
Listener Bop Monroe:

Leicester-a City-a - Nill
Chichester United-a - One
Brighton-a - Nill
Bletchley-a - Two
Farminghurst-a - Nill
Davenport City-a - Nill
Shropshire-a - Nill
etc. RIP MES
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TonyR:

@MW: That joke landed like a Brix.
  10:45am
Dayffid:

one sure way to get educated on here is to not sign in and do the wee maths problems before posting your comment!
  10:46am
Dayffid:

Why does Ken hate saying CowBells????
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TonyR:

@Dayffid: You're graded on those.
  10:46am
Brendan:

Tchaikovsky wrote this with a hangover.l
  10:47am
yippie:

the girls real name is kal
  10:47am
Glistener MW:

@AshevilleJon — me too!!! Why are Grammerly so ubiquitous? How do they make money?? Are they secretly the lizardman Illuminati that David Icke had been trying to warn us about all along???
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Lee B:

Is this bed music the theme from JM in the AM?
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Bruce S.:

yeah I used to need my calculator to go on the comments board
  10:48am
Listener Bop Monroe:

that would be 'Modi Ani' for JM in the AM
  10:48am
Marie:

I am already composing a letter in my mind! (which I will make. a reality). Hi Ken! Hi everybody.
  10:49am
Listener Robert:

@Lee B, No, that bed music is what Ken played 30 years ago under his announcements about the action over the mistake ub the FCC license vs. other stations.
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Photoline:

WFMU dot Borge
  10:51am
Listener Bop Monroe:

omg, too much plaid!!!
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joe mulligan:

those cub scouts stormed the capital
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Hubig Pie:

Yuri Gagarin was technically not the first man in space as he had to bail out before his Vostok capsule crashed to the ground
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zopa:

Did I miss the bagpipes?
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Bruce S.:

Ken this is great
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Photoline:

Eight Miles High School
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Erin in TO:

@zopa - No bagpipes to be found, all we do is miss the bagpipes :(
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zopa:

:(
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Nick S.:

Time for the Crazy German Pop Music segment of Ken's show. Right on!
  Swag For Life Member 10:54am
Bruce S.:

the gifs are so great sometimes the music becomes background to staring at these amazing gifs
  10:55am
FடீFடீ (:

Very funny song!! HA! Oh, i pity the people who can't fully understand German like me and weiterso!
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Webhamster Henry:

JM in the AM used to have a brass band Hatikva as its outro.
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People Like Us:

yay for rhinohead
  10:56am
FடீFடீ (:

By the way, where is my weiterso pal? Are you coming to join us at the Cat and Mutton?
  10:57am
weiterso:

hi, are you hungry?
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fred:

@Webhamster Henry: and it meshed so well with Scott McDowell's intro (Graham Monchur III)
  10:58am
yippie:

i only like koussevitzky singing hatikva
  10:59am
FடீFடீ (:

Are you here, weiterso ?
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brainiac:

Where is East Banana, anyway?
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DJ Guin:

time for a baguette and a stinky cigarette, non?
  11:01am
Dayffid:

mount oaup LOL
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Lee B:

@listener robert, Ah I knew it sounded familiar ;)
  11:02am
weiterso:

no sorry, not in London.
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melinda:

@Dayffid me too
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joe mulligan:

East Banana Street, Bowling Green, FL
  11:03am
weiterso:

I have to wait for some jabs...
  11:03am
FடீFடீ (:

East Banana is to the right of West Banana. Separated by the Bananin Wall.
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Photoline:

Werewolves of London Records
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Nick S.:

The Rhinohead is such a banger! MES at another pop apex. I always wanted them to collab one more time.
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Bruce S.:

there's a grear Banana Republic there
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-Ken:

f0f0, "to the right?" Which way are you facing? Towards East Banana or away from East Banana?
  11:05am
Listener Bop Monroe:

brain - next to West Bonobo, of course!
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MD:

Wednesday...the day of the week...should be changed to FUNKADELIC! Monday,Tuesday,Funkadelic,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday...RIGHT!!!???
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PaulRobeson1920:

The biggestiggest Banana on the hacienda. Tastes the same as the smallest
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brainiac:

Right on, MD
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pocket vito:

Yeah you're right MD. Better than having it still named after a Norse god.
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DJ Guin:

@MD -- some might disagree
www.youtube.com...
  11:07am
FடீFடீ (:

I'm sitting atop of the barbed wire and concrete Bananin Wall. To my left East Banana, to my right West Banana.
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HyperDose:

I think the ghost is back
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G:

Banana split?
  11:08am
FடீFடீ (:

Yes, G. The Antifaschistischer Schutzwall also known as the Banana Split wall.
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Bruce S.:

East Banana is still behind the peel curtain
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fm Mike:

WHAT'S UP YOU GOOFS!

*saunters into the room giving finger guns to the guys, and smiles at the ladies*
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Pale Son:

Wow, I'm normally not a huge mashup fan, but this one is really doing credit to the genre!
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Handy Haversack:

FடீFடீ, your appeal spans all borders.
  11:09am
Marie:

I can tell the mayor about how educational these mashups are...
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Photoline:

Bobby Hull, dancing in September
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Alvy Singer:

Yeah..Bill McClintock nailed it with this mashup.
  11:10am
prudy:

Bill McClintock rules...
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David (in London):

Godamnit FoFo, you run a banana republic.
  11:11am
weiterso:

my first banana
https://www.titanic-magazin.de/fileadmin/_migrated/pics/card_377670833.jpg

oh thekenschlampen-cover
  11:11am
Listener Bop Monroe:

shom shom shom!!
der kenshlutzen!!!
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Photoline:

Lord of the Fly Spray
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DJ Guin:

Pencils and Notebooks ready -- Professor Ken will address the class in a few moments....
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pocket vito:

This song just doesn't have the same bite to it in English
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steveo:

did not realize there was an english version of this
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Hubig Pie:

Q. Why is yootoob?
A. To watch Bill McClintock mash-ups
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steveo:

haha yep vito
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brainiac:

I hope you've all learned your lesson. Class dismissed.
  11:14am
FடீFடீ (:

David,

I don't run the banana republic. King Banana Joe and his wife Chiquita Banana have been ruling the nation since 1963.
  11:15am
Listener Bop Monroe:

ja Sir, ich kann boogie
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HyperDose:

Adventures with Egg
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DJ Guin:

achtung eislochs!
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joe mulligan:

I'm sure there's some fun Zoom classroom gifs out there with sleeping students
  11:16am
FடீFடீ (:

weiterso,

I have high hopes that's not a porn magazine.
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PaulRobeson1920:

@DJ Guin @11:06 “yes, mother”

nice clip lol
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David (in London):

FoFo, yeah, yeah, you were just following kumquats.
  11:18am
Listener Bop Monroe:

yay dingo!!!
  11:19am
?:

Wow WFMU does have great educational value!
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DJ Guin:

@PaulR1920 -- now THS is a mind f-er
www.youtube.com...
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pocket vito:

But fine to have a chain big box store called BJ's
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Artie17:

my brother had George Clinton in his cab, said he talked about fishing the whole time.
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brainiac:

Male fellatio? Thanks for clarifying, Ken.
  11:20am
FடீFடீ (:

Oh, Handy!

I went to the Hackney Marshes on Sunday. I brought you some mud. I just need to scrap it off my shoes and send it to you ! What's your P.O. Box?
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Hubig Pie:

Cuz Sears and Kmart would refuse to display it along with Smell the Glove
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David (in London):

I hate factory closures, they're a real blow to jobs.
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Photoline:

Jerzee Zitty
  11:21am
Fletchernyc:

I find the highly non-educational programming the most educational.
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pocket vito:

Yeah David, and lots of people get laid.
Off.
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Handy Haversack:

That's great, FடீFடீ! Just send to Ken's mom, and I'll pick it up next time I'm in Jersey City.

Reposting from the other day:

"If anyone hates writing and just can't stand the thought of putting together 300 words, contact me through my profile and send me your bullet points or summary, and I'll draft a letter and send it back to you so you can submit it. Use this stupid master's degree for *something* worthwhile."
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MD:

An 'FMU DJ playing a song at the right speed! This station is becoming so Commercial!!!
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Pale Son:

If it's a state tax, why do we need to write the City of Jersey City?
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Maybe the educational anti-value of "The Fuzzy Glove Hour" is being factored-in.
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Beast of Boonton:

Maybe WFMU needs to move to a red state
  11:22am
Dmitry:

Is it only locals or US citizens who should write in? Listening from Canada and would love to help.
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Pale Son:

Huh, weird!
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Lizardner Dave !:

A list of the educational segments on Wake should be enough, shouldn't it?
  11:22am
Nina:

Hello, Ken! Nina, here. Show is 🔥 today, ol’ Pal. To whom should we address these emails/pdf’s?
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brainiac:

George Carlin approved of the term blow job for it's strong work ethic.
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pocket vito:

So Ken's mom is the mayor of Jersey City? I'm confused.
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DJ Guin:

helpus@wfmu.org
  11:23am
Eric Speck:

Is there a pre-written form that I can circulate to friends and supporters to garner more signatures?
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MD:

FM UNIVERSITY!!! GET IT!!!??? W-F-M-U...
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efd:

Send your emails/PDFs to helpus@wfmu.org - thank you!
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DJ Guin:

ANY listener can email and weigh in on the situation -- just ixnay on the social media
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Lixiviated Life:

They report to the State of NJ because... They gotta protect their phony-baloney jobs!
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Handy Haversack:

Pasting:

The city of Jersey City has asked WFMU to prove that its programming has educational value, as a condition of keeping its tax exemption. This is a serious matter to the financial health of the station.

As part of this effort, we're asking our listeners to provide letters or emails explaining how and why WFMU's programming has not just entertained them, but has also provided educational value. The educational value can be related to the history and relationship between culture or ideas, or more direct value such as information about any matters of public importance. Tell us how you have gained knowledge through the time you have spent listening to WFMU.

This is a serious effort to address an important disagreement WFMU is having with the city of Jersey City. Whether you are an educator, a student or merely a student of life, please help us out with a thoughtful letter or email, and please keep them to 300 words. Letters should address the City of Jersey City, and can be emailed to helpus@wfmu.org by May 28th. Thank you for your help.
  11:26am
Listener Bop Monroe:

Robot For Corporal Punishment™
  11:26am
Bill C:

Here’s a clue...review the Division of Local Government Services, in The NJ Department of Community Affairs. You may find your answer.
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brainiac:

I defy anyone to listen to the Fuzzy Glove Hour and not become dumber. Let's forget to mention that in our letters.
  11:27am
wendy del formaggio:

@Ken: I’d like to address my letter to the relevant state employee. What’s their name and title? I’ll mention my own contribution to the educational programming (Weekly Cheese Report, Food Stuff) and my big journalism award. I hope it helps.
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pocket vito:

Fucking Jersey City idiots don't know how insanely lucky they are to have something like WFMU in their town. Pathetic. Get your priorities straight, Fulop.
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Photoline:

I learned that Party Girls are cute, vivacious, sometimes love a medical professional, alternate between power sources and trend towards thespian activities
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G:

@brainiac: Never mention Fuzzy Glove Hour in a helpus letter. "Admission against interest" is the legal term of art there.
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Bruce S.:

Yeah they were probably listening to fuzzy glove hour when serios questions arose re educational value
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Handy Haversack:

Thanks for another burner, Ken! Great stuff today.

Heading out with the local hound to bake in the sun. Convection-style.

Later on, all your Freed Forms!
  11:30am
FடீFடீ (:

WFMU has provided me with so much educational value. Take for instance the Strokin' song. Everything I know about sex I learned it from that tune.
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David (in London):

FMU has also helped me with my knowledge of gastrointestinal issues.
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Photoline:

HEP = hydro-electric power, or it can be head-end power (in railroad terminology)
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YETI BOB:

This is the first time I've ever heard a pop song mention "HEP" (high-energy physics)
  11:32am
weiterso:

what fofo says, and so much german culture learned...
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Hubig Pie:

If this campaign fails, maybe try the house of worship angle to beat the taxman?
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YETI BOB:

Photoline: oh right it could be hydroelectric. my background is in high-energy so I guess I'm biased
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The Oscar:

Been busy working, but I just want the record to state that I reflexively said "YEAH!" out loud when the Candyman theme started.
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Bruce S.:

what is this Expressinism?
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Okasa:

All praise WFMU and the High Priest of the airwaves, Father Ken.
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PaulRobeson1920:

In all seriousness, what if public schools had no music program/class?
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MD:

WFMU WILL NOT BE STOPPED...I/WE HAVE LIVED WITH THESE CHALLENGES BEFORE...STAY STRONG Y'ALL!!! We must all Write...helpus@wfmu.org...!!!
  11:34am
Glistener MW:

Y’R A WIZR’D, ‘ARRY!!!
  11:35am
weiterso:

and all the math if you want to post
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DJ Guin:

for later --
www.youtube.com...
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Rich in Washington:

This bit reminds me how I like to go to the bric-a-brac section of Goodwill stores and wind up all the music boxes up at once.
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Ryansterlingvirtue:

I had to step out. When are the letters due by?
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G:

5/28
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Ryansterlingvirtue:

Thanks!
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Photoline:

The lion lies down with the bedlam
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G:

bed lamb?
  11:37am
Treehugger:

Hey Yeti Bob, you weren't an OMD fan?
Our one source of energy
The ultimate discovery
Electric blue for me
Never more to be free
Electricity
Nuclear and HEP
Carbon fuels from the sea
Wasted electricity
  11:38am
Listener Bop Monroe:

gotta head on out the door and the wifi don't extend that far.
Thnx 4 another great midweek get together SMK and all.
be safe and wear that fuzzy glove.
takata ta-ta!
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G:

That classical music locks down the 'educational' case lol
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nathan:

why am i hearing classical music instead of a mashup or a lady talking about diarrhea? is this what "learning" feels like?
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zopa:

Ken, are you going to make a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington style presentation with all of the letters of support carried in huge baskets and dumped on a table?
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-Ken:

Yes, except that instead of baskets, I will be using lawn bags
  11:42am
Marie:

This has to be one of the best mashups, ever
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pocket vito:

I'm too sexy for my property tax
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Pale Son:

Pretty easy to put any music at all under that much vocal fry.
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David (in London):

Ken, could you get the Party Girls to deliver them? No-one could resist their entreaties. As a bonus, loving relationships might even blossom afterwards.
  11:43am
miniteeny:

Excellent mash
  11:43am
FடீFடீ (:

Things i have learned thanks to WFMU (Ken's show):

* How to pronounce Khlam
* Not all South Korean pop music sucks
* How Shitty flute enhances musical flavours (i honestly didn't know that)
* Bil McClintock has a patreon page
* The Senhor Testiculo GIFs have encouraged me to research about testicular cancer.
* Dance humpa humpa

...and I can go on and on and on. But for lack of space I'll just stop there. Anyway, who says WFMU doesn't provide educational value?
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G:

Mention that staff get paid even less than public school teachers haha -- labor of love, chariiy work
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pocket vito:

In love with her mayor
With definite educational tendencies
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Threemoons:

I think we need more Party Girls mashups right now.
  11:44am
weiterso:

@fofo, porn-no!
https://www.titanic-magazin.de/fileadmin/content/Postkarten/01-U1-Titel-201905-Queen-Campino.jpg
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Yeah, Party Girls is very instructional. Plus Frank's instructions on how to pick up chicks. Very educational. I tried it out and the men's store before trying it officially in the ladies department. Let me tell you it works like a chillionaire!
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Bruce S.:

Looking for more
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Dayffid:

this is revelatory
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Stillwell Coney Islander:

Ouiiiii ! Sexy Modèle !
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Lixiviated Life:

I need more Television in my life
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David (in London):

Tim, you are one of life's natural chillionaires.
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Bruce S.:

Awesome set Ken
  11:46am
Kat in Chicago:

Ooh, this is the Marquee Moon cover I didn’t know I needed
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AnAnonymousParty:

This isn't Jean-Luc Ponty.
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brainiac:

Yes, but do chillionaires actually work?
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Hubig Pie:

Kronos Kuartet kovering Television?
This is high brow and nedumacational
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BLCKDGRD:

When does the summer schedule release drop?

Bring back Blumin! Bring back Mandl!
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drowsy:

I looked through the JC property data for any orgs that might be analogous to WFMU like performance spaces, etc, but nothing stood out in the 15B or 15D designations. A straightforward path might be for Ken and Andy to create a new religion tonight. Is that on the table?
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DJ Guin:

aawwwwww FUQ -- Paul Mooney died. sheeeeee-it.
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Carmichael:

Chillin's hard work.
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tim from champaign (now washington):

This version of Marquee Moon sounds like Johnboy went a-courtin.
  11:48am
Chillionairs:

We make air conditioners and other cold-y things.
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Pale Son:

Ah, beautiful interpretation of that post-solo birds part.
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pocket vito:

I've got a bunch of kids I'm ready to dunk in a river. Bring on the new religion!
  11:48am
FடீFடீ (:

weiterso,

PHEW! I was so worried about the fate of that cucumber with that smiling lady.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

From this morning's Wake 'n' Bake, I was educated to the fact that the moon becomes a first quarter at 3:13 PM and moves from waxing crescent phase to waxing gibbous.
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zopa:

@ drowsy: If John Oliver can do it, why not FMU?
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Bruce S.:

funny timfrom champaign
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tim from champaign (now washington):

@brainiac - chillionaires work when they work it.
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Megaroni:

Encantado con su medico
  11:50am
Marie:

This is like phonics, right?
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brainiac:

That horse whinny gets me everytime
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AnAnonymousParty:

This is an old Frank Zappa tune, right?
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Pale Son:

Wow.
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Threemoons:

I still say some real estate mogul is eyeing the WFMU Mothership....watch the money.
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DJ Guin:

can't be Zappa. its too good.
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drowsy:

YES @zopa, @threemoons I was half-kidding, but I was wondering if JC is trying to find a fit for a code that is half-baked.
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rx scabin:

I am sorry if this question has been asked and answered, but is there a handy list of the "officially" educational programs on WFMU?
  11:51am
Glistener MW:

#NOTALLMENturnanimalfortheeroticpleasuresofwomenandmen
  11:52am
Marie:

On a serious note, I have learned so much about music and popular culture of all sorts, present and past, from WFMU
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Dayffid:

oh Lyn Smh
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CarB:

Omg NSFW
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tim from champaign (now washington):

No, not Midge!!!!!!
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Threemoons:

@Ken you really SHOULD found a religion and declare the Mothership Church property. Seriously, the Haredi in Rockland County declare their houses as "houses of worship" and the Hare Krishnas have been running tax-free restaurants for ages. GO FOR IT.
  11:52am
renzo:

Horse perfection.
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YETI BOB:

@Treehugger: I didn't know Hannah Peel was covering an OMD song.
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AnAnonymousParty:

Midge. Everybody just called her 'shorty'.
  11:53am
Gilles Deleuze:

Hey, that's not what I meant by 'becoming animal'.
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Dayffid:

loved the way he said 'naked passion'
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rx scabin:

WFMU has been educating me for years and years.
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pocket vito:

In.... the preview..... that's...... toooo long!
  11:54am
weiterso:

in gernan: Peitsche der Lust
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Dayffid:

I want to hear the trailer for 'Way Too Long'
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David (in London):

Thanks Staysh. Utter nonsense as always.
See you later groovers.
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pocket vito:

Don't miss! The guy with the 40's voice..... talking sensuously...... about racy, sexual stuff!
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DJ Guin:

Belated Happy Birthday to Ho Chi Minh!
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HyperDose:

I learned so much! Couldn't tell you what, but thanks!
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PaulRobeson1920:

Thank You WFMU!!!
  11:56am
Kpx:

(◠‿・)—☆
  11:56am
Colin in Durham, England:

People Like Us please x
  Swag For Life Member 11:56am
Bruce S.:

Thanks for a really amazing experience ken
  11:56am
FடீFடீ (:

Thanks, Egg, Ken & friends! Great comments, Gifs and music as always! Till in two weeks! Remember, loosen up and BE VIVACIOUS AND CUUUTE!
  11:56am
partyfinger:

get Samantha to fill in please!
  11:56am
hoeg:

KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN
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brainiac:

Thanks you all you do, Ken.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, SMK. Have a restful week! May be a good week for Lola, Bruce, Pony and the gang to do a fill-in?
Keep those cards and letters coming!
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PaulRobeson1920:

@DJ Guin thanks for those clips! Glove em!!!

For later —— Paul Robeson ——> “Ho Chi Minh is Toussaint L’Ouverture of Indo-China,” Freedom (March 1954)
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Dayffid:

Is this a new version?!!!
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Stanley:

Thanks Ken.
  11:58am
hoeg:

hope you have a nice holiday
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Dayffid:

just WOW
  11:58am
Talking Egg:

Thanks for coming to my show! You have now less than 2 minutes to leave the place.
  11:58am
Androu B.:

Thank You, Mr. Freedform Man. See you 2-nite on FGH!

Hasta luego, Fடீ Fடீ (: !
And a pleasant day to all Freed Forms both here and abroad!
  11:58am
Rachel Bo Bachel:

Oh good, I was hoping the last song would be party-girl-related. Tell Ken we said have a good Stay-Cation, Ken!
  Swag For Life Member 11:58am
Bruce S.:

everyone have a great day!
  11:58am
weiterso:

with the lonely housewives choir, bravo, bye!
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Stillwell Coney Islander:

Thanks Ken ! Bon break !
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pocket vito:

Hypnotic, yes
  11:58am
Rachel Bo Bachel:

Working on my WFMU is educational letter!
  11:59am
Talking Egg:

Time's up, folks! Get your way to the exit! NOW
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brainiac:

The hypnotic tutelage of Mrs. Gilman!
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Avrilinmay:

I just had my internet back, and upon IMMEDIATELY tuning in I find Ken is playing something actually beautiful :))) Thank yoouu! It made me feel wonderful. That brass sounded great. would have loved to listen to some more
  12:48pm
Sam:

Let's throw our hands up and say cha cha
  5:30pm
F8TLSTK:

FATALSTOCK IT IS!!!!!But still spelled F8TLSTK!
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