WFMU: The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from July 14, 2021

Listener comments!
	1:06pm worldsworstrecords: Coming your way at the top of the hour... 60 minutes of horrific singing children PLUS the entire Potty Pal potty training EP from 1970... will your ears be able to stand it?
	1:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Darryl! :-) Because of your search for The Wicker man posts on social media I've had "Sumer Is Icumen In" on a loop in my head ;-) Lol
	1:34pm worldsworstrecords: lol!
	1:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Now we sing cuckooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" ;-)
	1:35pm worldsworstrecords: Well, this show is definitely a Wicker Man-free zone!
	1:36pm worldsworstrecords: ...unless Britt wants to teach Ewar Woowar how to use the potty, that is!
	1:36pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Just know that it'll be on a loop in the back of my head still ;-) Did you have a good break in Scotland? It looked lovely :-)
	1:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Lol! Ol' Piss in the Bath ;-)
	1:37pm worldsworstrecords: We did, apart from a slight problem with the car. Lots of good dog walking
	1:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Fart, not piss. Blame the song in my head ;-)
	1:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Excellent :-) It really did look lovely :-)
	1:38pm worldsworstrecords: Must try and visit more often: the in-laws are both in their 80s now and won't be around forever
	1:39pm DJ GeorgyGirl: <3
	1:44pm Beany: I'm drinking a McEwan's Headspace Scotch Whisky Beer 5.8% in your honour. It has been one of those weeks...
	1:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hey there Beany! :-)
	1:47pm worldsworstrecords: Sounds ominous, Beany...
	1:47pm Beany: Hi GeorgyGirl & Mr. McBullock
	1:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I think this week we should be McBeany, McBullock and McGeorgy ;-)
	1:48pm worldsworstrecords: Och, aye!
	1:49pm Beany: I'm too old for entertaining a 6-year-old boy for two days. I love him to bits though.
	1:49pm McBullock: Grandpa duties...
	1:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht as they say ;-)
	1:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: And yes, I did just have to Google that for spelling ;-)
	1:51pm Beany: Someone sent me this today. It would fit in nicely to today's show. www.discogs.com...
	1:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Worzel!!! :-)
	1:52pm McBullock: Oh... I think i need a copy!
	1:52pm Beany: Hoots Mon was one of the first records I remember from my childhood. Explains a lot really.
	1:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I'm surprised The Wurzels never did a tie in with Worzel Gummidge ;-)
	1:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - My father was obsessed with Hoots Mon
	1:53pm Beany: Plus the Grange Hill cast doing a Fleetwood Mac song. www.discogs.com...
	1:53pm McBullock: it's on YouTube: www.youtube.com...
	1:53pm McBullock: 'no matter what he said, you could just end up dead...' nice!
	1:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Grange Hill covering Fleetwood Mac makes me feel slightly queasy. Lol
	1:54pm McBullock: I shall include it next week!
	1:54pm Beany: I always pick up Hoots Mon if I ever see copies. No law about owning multiple copies. It was also re-released as a CD single.
	1:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Is Jan's show very quiet? My sinusitis is bad today so my hearing is off :-(
	1:56pm McBullock: It has been a little quiet at times, GG
	1:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Phew!! I'm not falling apart as much as I thought then ;-)
	1:57pm McBullock: that last link was very quiet
	1:58pm McBullock: ... two minutes to go! Don't forget to refresh your pop-up players!
	1:59pm McGeorgy: Looking forward to it!
	2:00pm McBullock: ...and we're off!
	2:00pm ARB: Hi babies!
	2:00pm McGeorgy: Hurray!
	2:00pm McGeorgy: Hey ARB!
	2:00pm McBullock: Hi ARB!
	2:00pm HyperDose: Present! 🙋🏾‍♂️
	2:01pm McGeorgy: HyperDose!! Hello :-)
	2:01pm McBullock: Hi HyperDose!
	2:01pm Feldpausch: THat was a great intro. Hi Darryl! Hi Georgy!
	2:01pm Listener Robert: That record wants to make you use the potty? I fear so.
	2:01pm McGeorgy: We're being Scottish today ;-)
	2:01pm McGeorgy: Hi Adam! :-)
	2:01pm McBullock: Hi Feldpausch...thank you!
	2:01pm McGeorgy: Hi Listener Robert! :-)
	2:02pm MHLee: hello all
	2:02pm McBullock: Hi Listener Robert
	2:02pm McGeorgy: Hi MHLee! :-)
	2:02pm McBullock: Hey MHLee!
	2:02pm StringOFperils: Abhorrent.
	2:02pm McGeorgy: LOL! This sounds like it's at the wrong speed :-)
	2:02pm McGeorgy: SOp! Hello! :-)
	2:03pm McBullock: Hi SOp!
	2:03pm MHLee: Wow, that's wild I just posted about Sumer is Icumen in
	2:03pm McBullock: Today's show is not for the weak-hearted.... the potty training record is all sorts of wrong
	2:03pm MHLee: watched the wickerman last night
	2:03pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - Mind meld ... bwah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;-)
	2:03pm Beany: I'm going to be filling in some insurance application forms during the show. Try not to distract me with really awful records...
	2:04pm McBullock: Just been sightseeing WM locations, MHLee
	2:04pm McGeorgy: @Beany - Fingers crossed Darryl can ease the pain for you :-)
	2:04pm StringOFperils: That last record should come with a First Aid Kit
	2:05pm McGeorgy: LOL!!! I thought she said "my see-through bed" and I got VERY confused. Lol
	2:05pm Feldpausch: I'm part Scottish, plus German. I haven't done a DNA test yet but I know I exist
	2:06pm McGeorgy: @Feldpausch - Hoots Jawohl! :-)
	2:06pm McBullock: hahahaha!
	2:06pm McGeorgy: I would totally rock a playsuit with red polka dots
	2:06pm McBeany: I give up. How can I concentrate with such marvellous tunes!
	2:07pm McBullock: Glad to hear it, Beany. The insurance man can wait!
	2:07pm McBeany: The beer doesn't help...
	2:07pm Listener Robert: I sometimes think about how the vocalist has to not break character while doing a bit like the potty one, and I feel for them. Guess that's why they get the big bucks.
	2:07pm McGeorgy: The hell with the insurance man!! Good tunes are a-rockin' :-)
	2:07pm McGeorgy: @Listener Robert - Drugs help. Lol
	2:08pm Feldpausch: MHLee yess Wickerman with the fabulous Britt Eckland
	2:08pm McGeorgy: Why isn't Mum dressing this child? Is Mum in the kitchen day-drinking?
	2:09pm McBullock: I expected as much, GG
	2:09pm MHLee: I've been getting deeper into folk horror and the wicker man was on the to-do list. I heard sumer is icumen in and instantly recognized it... and yes Britt and Christopher Lee
	2:09pm McBullock: ...and Ewar Woowar!
	2:10pm McGeorgy: La souris est sous de la table, as Eddie Izzard says ;-)
	2:10pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - I'm going to have to message you some links :-)
	2:10pm McBullock: la singe est dans l'arbe...
	2:11pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - I like my women like I like my coffee ... in a cup with a spoon :-)
	2:11pm McBullock: DENTIST!!! TANDARTS!!!
	2:12pm McBullock: lol GG!
	2:12pm McGeorgy: That was uncanny - it was like Jan was in the room :-)
	2:12pm McGeorgy: DENTIST!!
	2:12pm MHLee: oh no... troy hess
	2:12pm McBullock: :-)
	2:13pm McGeorgy: Little Angela Perry is rocking some serious threads there
	2:13pm MHLee: ojh yeah
	2:15pm McBullock: they're both supposed to be eight years old... i wonder what stunted her growth? Something mommie did while she was pregnant?
	2:15pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - It's the rash of day drinking. Lol
	2:15pm MHLee: This is rather disturbing
	2:15pm McGeorgy: Where can I get a potty chair? Asking for a friend.
	2:16pm McBeany: This is disgusting. I'm leaving the house to get as far away as I can.
	2:16pm McBullock: Amazon, GG. Everything is available from Amazon
	2:16pm McGeorgy: @Beany - You can come to mine, my daughter's getting Deliveroo :-)
	2:16pm McBullock: LOL Beany!
	2:17pm StringOFperils: This is like being slowly basted with a thick coat of scalding molten cynicism
	2:17pm McBullock: That made me spit out my tea, SOp!
	2:18pm McBullock: the next track is vERY NSFW
	2:19pm McGeorgy: Deliveroo has arrived. Please hold, caller.
	2:19pm StringOFperils: Wow. Rozz Williams.
	2:20pm McBullock: vocals by five-year=old Sevan Kand
	2:21pm StringOFperils: Now running a Fortune 500 company somewhere.
	2:21pm McGeorgy: Back :-)
	2:23pm McBeany: This track has stopped my printer. I should sue.
	2:23pm McBeany: Is it a gun in your bag?
	2:23pm Listener Robert: ANYwhere?
	2:23pm StringOFperils: Make sure you go to the potty through the little hole in the middle....of the record.
	2:24pm McBullock: You should, Beany
	2:24pm McGeorgy: This potty training malarkey is very elaborate
	2:24pm Feldpausch: No shame in wearing diapers; stalker-astronauts and former US Presidents wear them
	2:25pm McGeorgy: @Feldpausch - This is true!!
	2:25pm Listener Robert: That sounds like a challenge! Hold my beer.
	2:26pm McGeorgy: Elton John also famously wore diapers after his cancer surgery. He said there's nothing quite like peeing yourself on stage while dressed like Donald Duck ;-)
	2:26pm McBeany: I have a younger grandson who is going through potty training soon. Perhaps this record will help.
	2:26pm McBullock: hahahaha!
	2:26pm McGeorgy: @Beany - Only if you have a playsuit with red polka dots ;-)
	2:27pm McBullock: ...and a clear plastic bag
	2:27pm MHLee: this is kinda cute but also still cringey
	2:27pm McGeorgy: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped a bit of sushi somewhere.
	2:27pm McBullock: I wonder if a colostomy bag will suffice?
	2:27pm McBeany: McGG - Oh I do (but it is mine and only for special occasions).
	2:27pm McBullock: mmmm... sushi!
	2:28pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - as long as it's not one of those stupid clear bags they make you put all your toiletries in when you get on a plane.
	2:28pm McBeany: Too late. My dogs have eaten it.
	2:28pm MHLee: Does your badge get taken away when you need a colonstomy bag
	2:28pm McBullock: She recorded a whole album, MHLee, which I've played on the show over several episodes. It's fantastic
	2:28pm McGeorgy: @Beany - ;-)
	2:28pm StringOFperils: You shart, you lose.
	2:29pm McGeorgy: @SOp - To be fair, if anyone sharts we ALL lose. Lol
	2:29pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: @McGeorgy @2:26: Lending credence to the old saying "If peeing yourself on stage while dressed like Donald Duck, call me Elton John!"
	2:29pm McBullock: lol!
	2:29pm McGeorgy: @Ed - LOL!!!
	2:30pm McBullock: Hi Ed F. Sleestak Jr... thanks for joining us!
	2:30pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: "..is cool.." Ooff.
	2:30pm StringOFperils: Yes, GG, it's a capital loss.
	2:30pm McBeany: I wonder what the recovery time is from this show....
	2:30pm McBullock: approximately one week. Beany!
	2:31pm McEd McF. McSleestak McJr.: That Potty Pals 7" originally came with a training doll, as if it wasn't already creepy enough.
	2:31pm McGeorgy: It's like childbirth, Beany - you forget the pain immediately afterwards and then remember it again when you have another child ;-)
	2:32pm McGeorgy: @Ed - A doll???? Yeesh
	2:32pm MHLee: i'm sure mother's had to tell children to stop carrying potty doll around
	2:33pm McBeany: My visually impaired daughter had a potty that played a tune when she had a pee in it. Too much information. She is 40 now!
	2:33pm McBullock: yes GG... the EP cover was in a plastic bag and inside was the doll with its removable clothing... it all starts to make some sort of sense now, doesn't it?
	2:34pm StringOFperils: ...so, you practice potty training with a doll for some time until you decide to have a real baby, with real poop? That's sorta....Stephen King
	2:34pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - Oh ... I ... I ... I'm scared now. Lol
	2:34pm MHLee: this is extremely inept... i wonder if every boy was forced to sing in choir or what
	2:34pm Feldpausch: Flying as a metaphor for success or whatever is grating
	2:35pm McGeorgy: Bad tho this choir record is, it's nine million times better than most football songs.
	2:35pm McEd McF. McSleestak McJr.: what if the doll could be misused in the manner of a voodoo doll and you could make your enemy go poo on command. <my mind never rests>
	2:35pm McBullock: not 'We Have a Dream', surely?
	2:35pm Feldpausch: Agreed McGeorgy!
	2:35pm McGeorgy: I apologise unreservedly for saying the F word there.
	2:35pm McBullock: That would be ideal, Ed
	2:36pm MHLee: the only 'football' song I know from the American sport is a slight variation of the pennsylvania polka
	2:37pm McGeorgy: @Ed - I just clicked on your profile ;-) Hello, lovely :-)
	2:37pm MHLee: youtu.be...
	2:37pm McBullock: When i was first listening to this I forgot that 'pants' means different things in America nd the UK. Made it even more creepy
	2:37pm McEd McF. McSleestak McJr.: whenever I listen to this record - which I assure you isn't often - I think of the V/O artist and them making their rent that week but not being able to put this on their demo tape.
	2:38pm McBullock: yes, he's masquerading, GG ;-)
	2:38pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - It's reaching so many levels of weird and creepy! Lol
	2:38pm Listener Robert: A "problem" being a euphemism for being fat?
	2:38pm McGeorgy: Are you testing my disco tolerance? ;-)
	2:39pm StringOFperils: A problem with putting a foot in the wrong big hole.
	2:39pm McBullock: It needs a new word: Crierd or Wreepy
	2:39pm McBullock: maybe ;-)
	2:39pm McGeorgy: It's Natalie Casey tho! :-)
	2:39pm MHLee: Cursed is as we young internet folks would say
	2:40pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: Oh man. The background singing on this gives Tivvy's Tune some serious competition!
	2:40pm McGeorgy: I'm still trying to find the doll ...
	2:40pm McBullock: haha.. it does, doesn;t it?
	2:41pm McGeorgy: We're having a little trouble = we're having an Elvis moment.
	2:41pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: I would let sleeping (creepy) dolls lie, McGeorgy! You never know what kind of hell one might unleash.
	2:41pm Cult of Oobi: I’ve been watching a lot of Noggin lately so this is nothing new
	2:42pm McGeorgy: @Ed - You're right . :-) Some things are better left unseen ;-)
	2:43pm McBullock: Noggin the Nog, Cult of Oobi?
	2:43pm MHLee: so they were cleaning out a old dorm.. built in 1800s at my college a few years ago... my ex-girlfriend found these dolls they had just randomly left out... they weren't planning to throw them out... just let them rot outside.... and my ex takes them home
	2:43pm McGeorgy: A Double Dentist? You're spoiling us :-)
	2:43pm MHLee: porcelain monsters
	2:43pm McBullock: indeed, GG
	2:44pm McBullock: And welcome, Cult of Oobi
	2:44pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - I'M SCARED NOW!!
	2:44pm Cult of Oobi: “Sounds better than Michael Jackson at that age” -Dad
	2:44pm MHLee: Oobi was current when my brother was the target audience
	2:45pm Cult of Oobi: Thank you! Noggin with Moosehead Moose
	2:45pm Cult of Oobi: I too was a kid when Oobi was popular
	2:45pm McBullock: Oh, OK... nothing like Noggin the Nog at all!
	2:45pm Listener Robert: I love when the potty training child busts out some beat-speak like, "Cool it."
	2:46pm MHLee: i may no longer be the youngest person on the board... excitin'
	2:46pm McGeorgy: I take off my gold armour, my glitter pasties, and my moon boots. Is that not the right answer?
	2:47pm McBullock: (and yes, I did choose this track on purpose...)
	2:47pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - Not going near this with a bargepole. Lol
	2:47pm McBullock: hahahahahaha!
	2:49pm MHLee: To be honest he's not good, but lord can he belt
	2:51pm McBullock: Just two more tracks after this, then I invite you all to join me at Georgy's: www.wfmu.org...
	2:51pm McGeorgy: All the religious records combined with the potty training journey make a twisted kind of sense ;-) And excellent show Darryl yet again! :-) x
	2:51pm StringOFperils: I kinda get the feeling the world stops at that line of trees.
	2:52pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: Show us on this potty pal doll where he touched you
	2:52pm McBullock: Definitely, SOp...
	2:52pm McGeorgy: @SOp - Don't cross that fence!!!
	2:52pm McBullock: Thank you, GG x
	2:53pm Listener Robert: I think we can safely say today the tie went down the drain.
	2:53pm McBeany: I may be hiding in the dark cupboard under the stairs.
	2:53pm McBullock: I'm so glad, Listener Robert!
	2:54pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: Thanks, worldsworstrecords! Delightfully wretched selections today!
	2:54pm McGeorgy: THIS IS FABULOUS!!
	2:54pm MHLee: there's something very wrong about children singing r kelly
	2:54pm ARB: Why do I love you for torturing me?
	2:54pm McBeany: Was it something I said. I had to reload the show!
	2:54pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - Yeah .... They didn't think that one through, did they? Lol
	2:55pm MHLee: @beany same
	2:55pm McGeorgy: Was there a break just now?
	2:55pm MHLee: This solo is great
	2:55pm McBullock: yes...sorry. Should be ok now
	2:55pm Feldpausch: LOL @ARB
	2:55pm StringOFperils: Yes there was a break. I had to refresh the ACCU player
	2:55pm Cult of Oobi: How old are you MHLee?
	2:55pm Feldpausch: I think we all made it through this show without going pee pee in our pants
	2:55pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - I am loving this track :-)
	2:56pm McGeorgy: @Feldpausch - Did we? Um ... Yes! Yes we did. <cough>
	2:56pm MHLee: @oobi Born in 1996
	2:57pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: Speak for yourself, Feldpausch
	2:57pm StringOFperils: Funny, one of the last things I listened to was Kornoldt's show and he was playing The Wipers. Is that a cosmic coincidence or what?
	2:57pm McBeany: I'm so proud of you Darryl. You are ALMOST grown up!
	2:57pm McGeorgy: @SOp - Spooky!!!
	2:57pm McBullock: This is the last track... thanks everybody: hope you enjoyed the show!
	2:58pm McGeorgy: Bravo, Darryl! :-)
	2:58pm McBullock: Thank you, Beany!
	2:58pm McBullock: Thank you, GG x
	2:58pm Cult of Oobi: Ok! Only 5 years older than me
	2:58pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: <clapping furiously>
	2:58pm McBeany: Hayley Mills - British acting royalty.
	2:59pm MHLee: It's been fun. We'll suffer again next week.
	2:59pm McBullock: Cheers Rich!
	2:59pm StringOFperils: Thank you for hurting me Master
	2:59pm McBullock: Thank you, MHLee!
	2:59pm McBullock: And thank you, SOp!
	3:00pm ARB: Thanks Dad!

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July 14, 2021: The World's Worst Records Radio Show: Episode 137
Today’s episode of the World’s Worst Records Radio Show is all about the children, singing children of course, with favourites from Joel Stafford, Wendy Folmer, Beverley Bunt, Katinka, Troy Hess and more, plus a jaw-droppingly bizarre potty training record from 1970.

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Comments	Approx. start time
Music behind DJ: Potty Pal	Potty Training "Potty Training" by "Potty Pal"	Potty Pal	Little Learners/Sears Roebuck	1970	EP		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Joel Stafford and the Starlighters	God Is So Good		Joel Records	1976	7"		0:02:04 (Pop-up)
De Bieteltjes	Haal Die Scheiding Uit Je Haar		Artone	1964	7"		0:05:42 (Pop-up)
Hugo and Luigi	La Plume de Ma Tante		RCA	1959	7"		0:08:25 (Pop-up)
Little Troy Hess and Little Angela Perry	Little Sister		Show Land	1973	7"	TANDARTS!!!	0:11:46 (Pop-up)
Beverley Bunt	Choc’late Rabbit "Choc’late Rabbit" by "Beverley Bunt"	Me and My Teddy Bear	HMV	1959	EP		0:15:50 (Pop-up)
Christian Death	I Hate You "I Hate You" by "Christian Death"		Jungle Records	1989	CD		0:18:41 (Pop-up)
The Twintones	Banana Rock "Banana Rock" by "The Twintones"	Eleven Plus Two	Sentinel	1974	LP		0:23:31 (Pop-up)
Katinka	I Am A Twinkling Star "I Am A Twinkling Star" by "Katinka"		Carrere	1980	7"		0:25:18 (Pop-up)
Jim and Tammy and Their Friends	Oops There Comes a Smile	Oops There Comes a Smile	Singcord	1974	LP		0:29:24 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Potty Pal	Potty Training "Potty Training" by "Potty Pal"	Potty Pal	Little Learners/Sears Roebuck	1970	EP		0:31:33 (Pop-up)
The Boys Choir of the Castle High School, Dudley	I Believe I Can Fly	Music at Castle High School 1996 -1997	Castle High School Dudley	1997	Cassette		0:32:13 (Pop-up)
Natalie Casey	Natalie's Disco Nursery		Polydor	1983	7"	Label credit reads 'Natalie's Disco Nursery', but the sleeve reads 'Natalie's Disco Party'	0:37:57 (Pop-up)
Becky Overholt	Tell My Daddy the Church Bell is Ringing		Artist’s Recording	1976	7"		0:41:24 (Pop-up)
Gary Dee Bradford	He Touched Me "He Touched Me" by "Gary Dee Bradford"	Sings For You and You and You	Cherub Records	1975	LP		0:46:14 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Potty Pal	Potty Training "Potty Training" by "Potty Pal"	Potty Pal	Little Learners/Sears Roebuck	1970	EP		0:49:22 (Pop-up)
Wendy Folmer	I Found a Better Way	Wendy Sings with Mommy and Daddy	Baldwin Sound Productions	1971	LP		0:50:29 (Pop-up)
O Henry Intermediate School 70 Stage Band	Vehicle	The Incorrect Music Companion 2001	WFMU	2001	CD		0:53:47 (Pop-up)
Hayley Mills	America the Beautiful	Polyanna Songs	Disneyland	1960	EP		0:57:13 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	1:06pm worldsworstrecords: Coming your way at the top of the hour... 60 minutes of horrific singing children PLUS the entire Potty Pal potty training EP from 1970... will your ears be able to stand it?
	1:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Darryl! :-) Because of your search for The Wicker man posts on social media I've had "Sumer Is Icumen In" on a loop in my head ;-) Lol
	1:34pm worldsworstrecords: lol!
	1:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Now we sing cuckooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" ;-)
	1:35pm worldsworstrecords: Well, this show is definitely a Wicker Man-free zone!
	1:36pm worldsworstrecords: ...unless Britt wants to teach Ewar Woowar how to use the potty, that is!
	1:36pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Just know that it'll be on a loop in the back of my head still ;-) Did you have a good break in Scotland? It looked lovely :-)
	1:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Lol! Ol' Piss in the Bath ;-)
	1:37pm worldsworstrecords: We did, apart from a slight problem with the car. Lots of good dog walking
	1:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Fart, not piss. Blame the song in my head ;-)
	1:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Excellent :-) It really did look lovely :-)
	1:38pm worldsworstrecords: Must try and visit more often: the in-laws are both in their 80s now and won't be around forever
	1:39pm DJ GeorgyGirl: <3
	1:44pm Beany: I'm drinking a McEwan's Headspace Scotch Whisky Beer 5.8% in your honour. It has been one of those weeks...
	1:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hey there Beany! :-)
	1:47pm worldsworstrecords: Sounds ominous, Beany...
	1:47pm Beany: Hi GeorgyGirl & Mr. McBullock
	1:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I think this week we should be McBeany, McBullock and McGeorgy ;-)
	1:48pm worldsworstrecords: Och, aye!
	1:49pm Beany: I'm too old for entertaining a 6-year-old boy for two days. I love him to bits though.
	1:49pm McBullock: Grandpa duties...
	1:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: It's a braw bricht moonlicht nicht as they say ;-)
	1:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: And yes, I did just have to Google that for spelling ;-)
	1:51pm Beany: Someone sent me this today. It would fit in nicely to today's show. www.discogs.com...
	1:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Worzel!!! :-)
	1:52pm McBullock: Oh... I think i need a copy!
	1:52pm Beany: Hoots Mon was one of the first records I remember from my childhood. Explains a lot really.
	1:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I'm surprised The Wurzels never did a tie in with Worzel Gummidge ;-)
	1:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - My father was obsessed with Hoots Mon
	1:53pm Beany: Plus the Grange Hill cast doing a Fleetwood Mac song. www.discogs.com...
	1:53pm McBullock: it's on YouTube: www.youtube.com...
	1:53pm McBullock: 'no matter what he said, you could just end up dead...' nice!
	1:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Grange Hill covering Fleetwood Mac makes me feel slightly queasy. Lol
	1:54pm McBullock: I shall include it next week!
	1:54pm Beany: I always pick up Hoots Mon if I ever see copies. No law about owning multiple copies. It was also re-released as a CD single.
	1:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Is Jan's show very quiet? My sinusitis is bad today so my hearing is off :-(
	1:56pm McBullock: It has been a little quiet at times, GG
	1:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Phew!! I'm not falling apart as much as I thought then ;-)
	1:57pm McBullock: that last link was very quiet
	1:58pm McBullock: ... two minutes to go! Don't forget to refresh your pop-up players!
	1:59pm McGeorgy: Looking forward to it!
	2:00pm McBullock: ...and we're off!
	2:00pm ARB: Hi babies!
	2:00pm McGeorgy: Hurray!
	2:00pm McGeorgy: Hey ARB!
	2:00pm McBullock: Hi ARB!
	2:00pm HyperDose: Present! 🙋🏾‍♂️
	2:01pm McGeorgy: HyperDose!! Hello :-)
	2:01pm McBullock: Hi HyperDose!
	2:01pm Feldpausch: THat was a great intro. Hi Darryl! Hi Georgy!
	2:01pm Listener Robert: That record wants to make you use the potty? I fear so.
	2:01pm McGeorgy: We're being Scottish today ;-)
	2:01pm McGeorgy: Hi Adam! :-)
	2:01pm McBullock: Hi Feldpausch...thank you!
	2:01pm McGeorgy: Hi Listener Robert! :-)
	2:02pm MHLee: hello all
	2:02pm McBullock: Hi Listener Robert
	2:02pm McGeorgy: Hi MHLee! :-)
	2:02pm McBullock: Hey MHLee!
	2:02pm StringOFperils: Abhorrent.
	2:02pm McGeorgy: LOL! This sounds like it's at the wrong speed :-)
	2:02pm McGeorgy: SOp! Hello! :-)
	2:03pm McBullock: Hi SOp!
	2:03pm MHLee: Wow, that's wild I just posted about Sumer is Icumen in
	2:03pm McBullock: Today's show is not for the weak-hearted.... the potty training record is all sorts of wrong
	2:03pm MHLee: watched the wickerman last night
	2:03pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - Mind meld ... bwah ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;-)
	2:03pm Beany: I'm going to be filling in some insurance application forms during the show. Try not to distract me with really awful records...
	2:04pm McBullock: Just been sightseeing WM locations, MHLee
	2:04pm McGeorgy: @Beany - Fingers crossed Darryl can ease the pain for you :-)
	2:04pm StringOFperils: That last record should come with a First Aid Kit
	2:05pm McGeorgy: LOL!!! I thought she said "my see-through bed" and I got VERY confused. Lol
	2:05pm Feldpausch: I'm part Scottish, plus German. I haven't done a DNA test yet but I know I exist
	2:06pm McGeorgy: @Feldpausch - Hoots Jawohl! :-)
	2:06pm McBullock: hahahaha!
	2:06pm McGeorgy: I would totally rock a playsuit with red polka dots
	2:06pm McBeany: I give up. How can I concentrate with such marvellous tunes!
	2:07pm McBullock: Glad to hear it, Beany. The insurance man can wait!
	2:07pm McBeany: The beer doesn't help...
	2:07pm Listener Robert: I sometimes think about how the vocalist has to not break character while doing a bit like the potty one, and I feel for them. Guess that's why they get the big bucks.
	2:07pm McGeorgy: The hell with the insurance man!! Good tunes are a-rockin' :-)
	2:07pm McGeorgy: @Listener Robert - Drugs help. Lol
	2:08pm Feldpausch: MHLee yess Wickerman with the fabulous Britt Eckland
	2:08pm McGeorgy: Why isn't Mum dressing this child? Is Mum in the kitchen day-drinking?
	2:09pm McBullock: I expected as much, GG
	2:09pm MHLee: I've been getting deeper into folk horror and the wicker man was on the to-do list. I heard sumer is icumen in and instantly recognized it... and yes Britt and Christopher Lee
	2:09pm McBullock: ...and Ewar Woowar!
	2:10pm McGeorgy: La souris est sous de la table, as Eddie Izzard says ;-)
	2:10pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - I'm going to have to message you some links :-)
	2:10pm McBullock: la singe est dans l'arbe...
	2:11pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - I like my women like I like my coffee ... in a cup with a spoon :-)
	2:11pm McBullock: DENTIST!!! TANDARTS!!!
	2:12pm McBullock: lol GG!
	2:12pm McGeorgy: That was uncanny - it was like Jan was in the room :-)
	2:12pm McGeorgy: DENTIST!!
	2:12pm MHLee: oh no... troy hess
	2:12pm McBullock: :-)
	2:13pm McGeorgy: Little Angela Perry is rocking some serious threads there
	2:13pm MHLee: ojh yeah
	2:15pm McBullock: they're both supposed to be eight years old... i wonder what stunted her growth? Something mommie did while she was pregnant?
	2:15pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - It's the rash of day drinking. Lol
	2:15pm MHLee: This is rather disturbing
	2:15pm McGeorgy: Where can I get a potty chair? Asking for a friend.
	2:16pm McBeany: This is disgusting. I'm leaving the house to get as far away as I can.
	2:16pm McBullock: Amazon, GG. Everything is available from Amazon
	2:16pm McGeorgy: @Beany - You can come to mine, my daughter's getting Deliveroo :-)
	2:16pm McBullock: LOL Beany!
	2:17pm StringOFperils: This is like being slowly basted with a thick coat of scalding molten cynicism
	2:17pm McBullock: That made me spit out my tea, SOp!
	2:18pm McBullock: the next track is vERY NSFW
	2:19pm McGeorgy: Deliveroo has arrived. Please hold, caller.
	2:19pm StringOFperils: Wow. Rozz Williams.
	2:20pm McBullock: vocals by five-year=old Sevan Kand
	2:21pm StringOFperils: Now running a Fortune 500 company somewhere.
	2:21pm McGeorgy: Back :-)
	2:23pm McBeany: This track has stopped my printer. I should sue.
	2:23pm McBeany: Is it a gun in your bag?
	2:23pm Listener Robert: ANYwhere?
	2:23pm StringOFperils: Make sure you go to the potty through the little hole in the middle....of the record.
	2:24pm McBullock: You should, Beany
	2:24pm McGeorgy: This potty training malarkey is very elaborate
	2:24pm Feldpausch: No shame in wearing diapers; stalker-astronauts and former US Presidents wear them
	2:25pm McGeorgy: @Feldpausch - This is true!!
	2:25pm Listener Robert: That sounds like a challenge! Hold my beer.
	2:26pm McGeorgy: Elton John also famously wore diapers after his cancer surgery. He said there's nothing quite like peeing yourself on stage while dressed like Donald Duck ;-)
	2:26pm McBeany: I have a younger grandson who is going through potty training soon. Perhaps this record will help.
	2:26pm McBullock: hahahaha!
	2:26pm McGeorgy: @Beany - Only if you have a playsuit with red polka dots ;-)
	2:27pm McBullock: ...and a clear plastic bag
	2:27pm MHLee: this is kinda cute but also still cringey
	2:27pm McGeorgy: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped a bit of sushi somewhere.
	2:27pm McBullock: I wonder if a colostomy bag will suffice?
	2:27pm McBeany: McGG - Oh I do (but it is mine and only for special occasions).
	2:27pm McBullock: mmmm... sushi!
	2:28pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - as long as it's not one of those stupid clear bags they make you put all your toiletries in when you get on a plane.
	2:28pm McBeany: Too late. My dogs have eaten it.
	2:28pm MHLee: Does your badge get taken away when you need a colonstomy bag
	2:28pm McBullock: She recorded a whole album, MHLee, which I've played on the show over several episodes. It's fantastic
	2:28pm McGeorgy: @Beany - ;-)
	2:28pm StringOFperils: You shart, you lose.
	2:29pm McGeorgy: @SOp - To be fair, if anyone sharts we ALL lose. Lol
	2:29pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: @McGeorgy @2:26: Lending credence to the old saying "If peeing yourself on stage while dressed like Donald Duck, call me Elton John!"
	2:29pm McBullock: lol!
	2:29pm McGeorgy: @Ed - LOL!!!
	2:30pm McBullock: Hi Ed F. Sleestak Jr... thanks for joining us!
	2:30pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: "..is cool.." Ooff.
	2:30pm StringOFperils: Yes, GG, it's a capital loss.
	2:30pm McBeany: I wonder what the recovery time is from this show....
	2:30pm McBullock: approximately one week. Beany!
	2:31pm McEd McF. McSleestak McJr.: That Potty Pals 7" originally came with a training doll, as if it wasn't already creepy enough.
	2:31pm McGeorgy: It's like childbirth, Beany - you forget the pain immediately afterwards and then remember it again when you have another child ;-)
	2:32pm McGeorgy: @Ed - A doll???? Yeesh
	2:32pm MHLee: i'm sure mother's had to tell children to stop carrying potty doll around
	2:33pm McBeany: My visually impaired daughter had a potty that played a tune when she had a pee in it. Too much information. She is 40 now!
	2:33pm McBullock: yes GG... the EP cover was in a plastic bag and inside was the doll with its removable clothing... it all starts to make some sort of sense now, doesn't it?
	2:34pm StringOFperils: ...so, you practice potty training with a doll for some time until you decide to have a real baby, with real poop? That's sorta....Stephen King
	2:34pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - Oh ... I ... I ... I'm scared now. Lol
	2:34pm MHLee: this is extremely inept... i wonder if every boy was forced to sing in choir or what
	2:34pm Feldpausch: Flying as a metaphor for success or whatever is grating
	2:35pm McGeorgy: Bad tho this choir record is, it's nine million times better than most football songs.
	2:35pm McEd McF. McSleestak McJr.: what if the doll could be misused in the manner of a voodoo doll and you could make your enemy go poo on command. <my mind never rests>
	2:35pm McBullock: not 'We Have a Dream', surely?
	2:35pm Feldpausch: Agreed McGeorgy!
	2:35pm McGeorgy: I apologise unreservedly for saying the F word there.
	2:35pm McBullock: That would be ideal, Ed
	2:36pm MHLee: the only 'football' song I know from the American sport is a slight variation of the pennsylvania polka
	2:37pm McGeorgy: @Ed - I just clicked on your profile ;-) Hello, lovely :-)
	2:37pm MHLee: youtu.be...
	2:37pm McBullock: When i was first listening to this I forgot that 'pants' means different things in America nd the UK. Made it even more creepy
	2:37pm McEd McF. McSleestak McJr.: whenever I listen to this record - which I assure you isn't often - I think of the V/O artist and them making their rent that week but not being able to put this on their demo tape.
	2:38pm McBullock: yes, he's masquerading, GG ;-)
	2:38pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - It's reaching so many levels of weird and creepy! Lol
	2:38pm Listener Robert: A "problem" being a euphemism for being fat?
	2:38pm McGeorgy: Are you testing my disco tolerance? ;-)
	2:39pm StringOFperils: A problem with putting a foot in the wrong big hole.
	2:39pm McBullock: It needs a new word: Crierd or Wreepy
	2:39pm McBullock: maybe ;-)
	2:39pm McGeorgy: It's Natalie Casey tho! :-)
	2:39pm MHLee: Cursed is as we young internet folks would say
	2:40pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: Oh man. The background singing on this gives Tivvy's Tune some serious competition!
	2:40pm McGeorgy: I'm still trying to find the doll ...
	2:40pm McBullock: haha.. it does, doesn;t it?
	2:41pm McGeorgy: We're having a little trouble = we're having an Elvis moment.
	2:41pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: I would let sleeping (creepy) dolls lie, McGeorgy! You never know what kind of hell one might unleash.
	2:41pm Cult of Oobi: I’ve been watching a lot of Noggin lately so this is nothing new
	2:42pm McGeorgy: @Ed - You're right . :-) Some things are better left unseen ;-)
	2:43pm McBullock: Noggin the Nog, Cult of Oobi?
	2:43pm MHLee: so they were cleaning out a old dorm.. built in 1800s at my college a few years ago... my ex-girlfriend found these dolls they had just randomly left out... they weren't planning to throw them out... just let them rot outside.... and my ex takes them home
	2:43pm McGeorgy: A Double Dentist? You're spoiling us :-)
	2:43pm MHLee: porcelain monsters
	2:43pm McBullock: indeed, GG
	2:44pm McBullock: And welcome, Cult of Oobi
	2:44pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - I'M SCARED NOW!!
	2:44pm Cult of Oobi: “Sounds better than Michael Jackson at that age” -Dad
	2:44pm MHLee: Oobi was current when my brother was the target audience
	2:45pm Cult of Oobi: Thank you! Noggin with Moosehead Moose
	2:45pm Cult of Oobi: I too was a kid when Oobi was popular
	2:45pm McBullock: Oh, OK... nothing like Noggin the Nog at all!
	2:45pm Listener Robert: I love when the potty training child busts out some beat-speak like, "Cool it."
	2:46pm MHLee: i may no longer be the youngest person on the board... excitin'
	2:46pm McGeorgy: I take off my gold armour, my glitter pasties, and my moon boots. Is that not the right answer?
	2:47pm McBullock: (and yes, I did choose this track on purpose...)
	2:47pm McGeorgy: @Darryl - Not going near this with a bargepole. Lol
	2:47pm McBullock: hahahahahaha!
	2:49pm MHLee: To be honest he's not good, but lord can he belt
	2:51pm McBullock: Just two more tracks after this, then I invite you all to join me at Georgy's: www.wfmu.org...
	2:51pm McGeorgy: All the religious records combined with the potty training journey make a twisted kind of sense ;-) And excellent show Darryl yet again! :-) x
	2:51pm StringOFperils: I kinda get the feeling the world stops at that line of trees.
	2:52pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: Show us on this potty pal doll where he touched you
	2:52pm McBullock: Definitely, SOp...
	2:52pm McGeorgy: @SOp - Don't cross that fence!!!
	2:52pm McBullock: Thank you, GG x
	2:53pm Listener Robert: I think we can safely say today the tie went down the drain.
	2:53pm McBeany: I may be hiding in the dark cupboard under the stairs.
	2:53pm McBullock: I'm so glad, Listener Robert!
	2:54pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: Thanks, worldsworstrecords! Delightfully wretched selections today!
	2:54pm McGeorgy: THIS IS FABULOUS!!
	2:54pm MHLee: there's something very wrong about children singing r kelly
	2:54pm ARB: Why do I love you for torturing me?
	2:54pm McBeany: Was it something I said. I had to reload the show!
	2:54pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - Yeah .... They didn't think that one through, did they? Lol
	2:55pm MHLee: @beany same
	2:55pm McGeorgy: Was there a break just now?
	2:55pm MHLee: This solo is great
	2:55pm McBullock: yes...sorry. Should be ok now
	2:55pm Feldpausch: LOL @ARB
	2:55pm StringOFperils: Yes there was a break. I had to refresh the ACCU player
	2:55pm Cult of Oobi: How old are you MHLee?
	2:55pm Feldpausch: I think we all made it through this show without going pee pee in our pants
	2:55pm McGeorgy: @MHLee - I am loving this track :-)
	2:56pm McGeorgy: @Feldpausch - Did we? Um ... Yes! Yes we did. <cough>
	2:56pm MHLee: @oobi Born in 1996
	2:57pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: Speak for yourself, Feldpausch
	2:57pm StringOFperils: Funny, one of the last things I listened to was Kornoldt's show and he was playing The Wipers. Is that a cosmic coincidence or what?
	2:57pm McBeany: I'm so proud of you Darryl. You are ALMOST grown up!
	2:57pm McGeorgy: @SOp - Spooky!!!
	2:57pm McBullock: This is the last track... thanks everybody: hope you enjoyed the show!
	2:58pm McGeorgy: Bravo, Darryl! :-)
	2:58pm McBullock: Thank you, Beany!
	2:58pm McBullock: Thank you, GG x
	2:58pm Cult of Oobi: Ok! Only 5 years older than me
	2:58pm Ed F. Sleestak Jr.: <clapping furiously>
	2:58pm McBeany: Hayley Mills - British acting royalty.
	2:59pm MHLee: It's been fun. We'll suffer again next week.
	2:59pm McBullock: Cheers Rich!
	2:59pm StringOFperils: Thank you for hurting me Master
	2:59pm McBullock: Thank you, MHLee!
	2:59pm McBullock: And thank you, SOp!
	3:00pm ARB: Thanks Dad!

The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from July 14, 2021

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