WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from September 6, 2021

Listener comments!
	4:00pm HyperDose: 👠👠👠
	♥ 4:01pm solo mon: Hooo likes Cha Cha boots?!
	4:01pm notsoKWYET: HEyyyyyyyy ZZZZZZDDDDDDIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKk
	♥ 4:01pm RiCha Cha in Washington: hellos
	♥ 4:01pm spodiodi: i like Cha Cha boots!
	♥ 4:01pm David (in London): Hi de hi campers.
	♥ 4:01pm Aitch: Do they make big cha cha boots?
	♥ 4:02pm StringOFperils: Chachabouti
	♥ 4:02pm WR: wait wait, I gotta go pee.
	4:02pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: Helllooooo Kornhole
	♥ 4:02pm solo mon: Ello hay hyper D notso RIW spodi David Aitch SOP WR!!
	4:02pm ARB: I want to die for fashion!
	♥ 4:02pm coelacanth∅: i'm ready! i've got my mud-caked sneakerboots on. that's what's in right?
	♥ 4:03pm solo mon: Ellohay ARB and Coela!!!
	♥ 4:03pm Aitch: Can you vape liquid eyeliner? Asking for a friend..
	♥ 4:04pm solo mon: Korny says hello, hes back from vacation, but wont tell me anythig about what he did
	♥ 4:05pm solo mon: You can vape it right outta the bottle Aitch.
	♥ 4:05pm Little Danny: Hi solo, hi heels
	4:05pm ARB: I've been noticing young people wearing maxi pads on their clothing exterior
	4:05pm HyperDose: But you are my DJ, Solo <3
	4:05pm Andres: Good afternoon, solo mon! Currently unfashionable in this hot sweaty kitchen.
	♥ 4:05pm Franco Twinkie: Mister, if you go outside in those pants you're going to get arrested!
	♥ 4:06pm solo mon: You cold get hurt by fashion. Even die, Ive seen some things.
	4:06pm ARB: I propose asking "Is this a vibe?" when you put on an outfit sends you to fashion jail.
	♥ 4:06pm solo mon: Ellohay Andres and Franco T!
	♥ 4:06pm David (in London): Mom threw me out till I get some pants that fit.
	4:06pm HyperDose: I wish the law would be amended to include "mood" as an offense as well, ARB
	♥ 4:06pm solo mon: LOL ARB I agree!
	4:07pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: @Arb .... and if you say "is this an epic vibe" ... just .... that's the end
	4:07pm ARB: I agree completely HyperDose
	♥ 4:07pm Little Danny: You should get deputized ARB
	♥ 4:07pm solo mon: NO WHITE SHOES AFTER TODAY.
	4:07pm ARB: That's a capital punishment, yes, Notso
	♥ 4:08pm Aitch: Someone yelled moose paw, but I don't even have a moose?
	♥ 4:08pm spodiodi: i'm wearing white bootie socks over black crew socks (i only put my shoes on when i go outside (never))
	♥ 4:08pm Little Danny: citizen's arrests are so awkward when it comes to fashion crimes
	♥ 4:08pm Franco Twinkie: If mood was a crime, I would be at Pelican Bay.
	♥ 4:08pm spodiodi: so i get flogged or not
	♥ 4:09pm solo mon: You re allowed to be unfashionable at home, fuck what the influencers do.
	4:09pm Officer Dawn: This is only and infraction if you do it in public. But I will still flog you.
	4:09pm ARB: I'm drinking a vampiro in all white, living on the edge
	♥ 4:09pm Aitch: So toe-socks and a tutu are OK at home solo?
	♥ 4:09pm solo mon: mooose jawwwwww
	♥ 4:10pm spodiodi: that's a relief. i'll put the guns away
	4:10pm HyperDose: Moose Jaw vs Red Deer: the showdown 🇨🇦
	♥ 4:10pm solo mon: Welcome Officer Dawn! Please report your fashion crimes to Officer dawn for punishment.
	4:11pm ARB: Bad Bangs, I'm guilty as charged
	♥ 4:12pm Franco Twinkie: I knew this DJ who was handcuffed to the sink in a Texaco station restroom for been dressed like a hippie.
	♥ 4:12pm solo mon: Officer dawn is with the fashion police. I asked her to come here today and answer any questions about whats legal and not legal this fall. Ask her anything.
	4:13pm Officer Dawn: Usually it’s the firing squad for bad bangs but I’m willing to let you pay a simple fee.
	♥ 4:14pm solo mon: Officer Dawn: I have "sad" bangs, is that street legal?
	4:15pm Officer Dawn: For hippie wear I would force feed you processed sugar and white flour or just take you to Subway.
	♥ 4:15pm solo mon: I feel there will be a citizens arrest today.
	♥ 4:16pm solo mon: List of things now OUT of Fashion
	4:16pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: is this the one where Kornhole has a coke problem and is sniffing all the time?
	4:16pm HyperDose: Goat yoga has been out for years
	♥ 4:17pm spodiodi: Franco, that's crazy... where? in LA?
	4:17pm Andres: Taking a personal hit on the unfashionable list.
	♥ 4:17pm spodiodi: i hope everyone gets the memo on man buns
	♥ 4:17pm solo mon: “out of fashion.” : Men, French braids, hot dog water, Rusty Trombones, Phone Sex, baking sourdough, making Frenemies, Yoga with Goats, Tuvan Throat Singing, square Dancing, Circle dancing, or any kind of dance that makes shapes, and reading lists of things that out of fashion.
	♥ 4:17pm spodiodi: and on "gets the memo" and countless other irritants
	4:17pm ARB: Sh*t, I knew that rusty trombone was so cheap for a reason
	♥ 4:18pm spodiodi: i'll throat sing til i die
	♥ 4:18pm Aitch: Can you have bangs at the back? Asking for a balding friend
	♥ 4:18pm spodiodi: i've never been cool and i'm not about to start
	♥ 4:18pm solo mon: Dawn, I heard subway bread has more sugar than a hostess twinkie.
	♥ 4:19pm Little Danny: Wrap-like I rolled myself up in a yoga mat, it is definitely no crime to walk around that way
	4:19pm Officer Dawn: Hands free analingus is still all the rage though.
	♥ 4:19pm solo mon: LOL I think if you love something, it is always in style.
	♥ 4:19pm Doop: bangs at the back is a skullet, a fashion felony
	♥ 4:20pm solo mon: LOL Officer DAWN!
	♥ 4:20pm solo mon: Doop!
	♥ 4:20pm spodiodi: i worked across the hostess factory in sf, and the air reeked of sugar every day vomits
	♥ 4:20pm Doop: Solo!
	4:20pm ARB: ooh eyelash perm is hot!
	♥ 4:20pm solo mon: Yoga mat as an outfit is def IN
	4:20pm Officer Dawn: Try placing google eyes on your occipital ridge. It’s a legal work around for back bangs.
	♥ 4:21pm Aitch: Tear away mumu
	4:21pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: BIG STUFFED ASSES
	♥ 4:21pm solo mon: I don't know where he gets these lists?
	♥ 4:22pm solo mon: CHA CHA HEALS!
	4:22pm Officer Dawn: Cha cha heels!!!!
	♥ 4:22pm Franco Twinkie: No, King City Spodi. He was hitch hiking back to L.A. from San Francisco when the cops picked him up for the crime of been a filthy hippie. They got a call for a robber in progress and in a true Barny Fife manner, they cuffed him to the sink before speeding away.
	4:22pm Andres: Alright! I’m back in!
	♥ 4:22pm solo mon: who wants an eyelash perm???
	♥ 4:23pm StringOFperils: Those eyelashes need a good waxing.
	♥ 4:23pm spodiodi: that's insanely hilarious, Franco! what year?
	♥ 4:23pm solo mon: Don't worry if you are IN or OUT (burger), just stay you, fashion will change every week.
	♥ 4:24pm Little Danny: I once innocently tried on an oddly-proportioned shiny jacket at Buffalo Exchange that turned out to be a retro coat for your dog
	♥ 4:24pm solo mon: Andres welcome back but make it fashion!
	♥ 4:24pm Little Danny: so clothing for pets in?
	4:25pm ARB: Pets aren't in so it's moot
	♥ 4:25pm Little Danny: Incorrect
	♥ 4:25pm solo mon: Id say if it looks like a leash, you should wear it.
	♥ 4:26pm Little Danny: humans can wear pet clothing, it's hip
	4:26pm ARB: Cat fights are IN
	4:26pm Officer Dawn: No fine. In fact I would pay a fine to see this pet clothes trend start.
	4:26pm Officer Dawn: MEOW!
	4:26pm HyperDose: I love how Korny kant pick a lane between punk and post-punk. It's a punk rock paradox...in heels!
	♥ 4:27pm solo mon: Cat wrestling at my house. free entry if you wearing a beagle collar.
	♥ 4:28pm solo mon: Korny kant pick a lane. is the name of his autobiography
	4:29pm Officer Dawn: You can pick your nose but if you pick a lane there is a fine for wiping it on the bottom of your sofa.
	4:29pm ARB: Okay, I'm converted to pet clothing, I got myself a ruff collar so I don't bite my own tail.
	♥ 4:29pm solo mon: If korny had to pick a lane, it would be the back alley.
	4:30pm Officer Dawn: I think neck comes should be required by law. Fashion law!
	4:30pm Officer Dawn: Cones!!!
	♥ 4:30pm solo mon: neck cones?! fashion YES
	♥ 4:30pm Little Danny: neck cones make every meal an adventure
	4:30pm ARB: Dishwasher safe neck cones (ruff collars)
	♥ 4:31pm WR: No Fucks!
	♥ 4:31pm solo mon: Ruff Ruffles.
	4:31pm Officer Dawn: Jacobean Cat Cones!
	♥ 4:31pm Little Danny: Dog tutus flatter my neck!
	♥ 4:32pm Aitch: Don't eat runny eggs in a jacobean ruff
	♥ 4:32pm Franco Twinkie: Spodi,'67 I think. King City was a puritanical speed trap in the 60's. In '66 we stopped there on the way to San Francisco to get gas and eat. We tried to buy some comic books and the self-righteous okie hag at the drug store proudly told us they didn't sell comic books in King City.
	4:33pm Officer Dawn: Permantly punished for pajamas.
	♥ 4:33pm Little Danny: oh def
	4:33pm Officer Dawn: In public!
	4:33pm ARB: Words on the butt of sweatpants?
	♥ 4:33pm solo mon: Fashion court.
	♥ 4:34pm Little Danny: that's a tough one ARB
	♥ 4:34pm solo mon: ARB i think dawn just answered
	♥ 4:34pm spodiodi: ha! thanks, Franco... i figured it must have been a while back. hopefully they've begun selling comics by now
	4:34pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: Juicy Couture lolololol
	4:34pm Officer Dawn: Words are only okay if they go down the crack.
	♥ 4:35pm StringOFperils: Juicy Bench
	4:35pm HyperDose: Socks and crocs gang!
	♥ 4:35pm StringOFperils: Sandals and tube socks
	♥ 4:36pm solo mon: Juicy Coootuere
	4:36pm ARB: Cloven socks for pairing with flip flops
	♥ 4:36pm solo mon: finger socks are a whole new game.
	4:37pm Officer Dawn: My biggest concern with socks and crocs is safety, what if you spill your hotdog water?
	4:37pm ARB: Officer Dawn, what's the verdict on bucket hats?
	♥ 4:38pm solo mon: Crocs remind me of friday the 13th mask or whatever
	4:38pm Officer Dawn: I think it’s perfectly fine to wear a bucket hat if you are already commiting indecent exposure or some additional fashion crime.
	♥ 4:39pm StringOFperils: Fashion Felony
	♥ 4:39pm solo mon: Buckets that hide tertiary shame.
	4:39pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: I had a chemistry professor who wore the same thing every class... including socks and sandals ----
	4:40pm Officer Dawn: But as a stand alone the bucket hat will send directly to the Pierre et Guillotine.
	♥ 4:40pm solo mon: I actually love wearing socks n sandals. But i dont live in Cha Cha Hills, where they take fashion seriously.
	4:40pm ARB: compression socks and jellies
	4:41pm HyperDose: omg ARB yes!
	♥ 4:41pm Franco Twinkie: The first every saw a girl wearing socks with flip-flops I just about lost my mind.
	♥ 4:42pm solo mon: I used to wear jellies. clear thank u very much. with statemint socks.
	4:42pm ARB: sparkley ones?
	♥ 4:43pm chresti: Hi cha chas! Home from work!
	4:43pm Officer Dawn: Lace ankle socks and candies will walk you right out of fashion jail. But you better run.
	♥ 4:43pm solo mon: Any kinda crazy socks, there was a store at the mall called "socks from mars" and well, it only had crazy socks.
	4:43pm HyperDose: Hey chresti at coffee table!
	♥ 4:44pm solo mon: ello hay chresti!
	4:44pm ARB: Pantyhose and flip flops is cute
	4:44pm Officer Dawn: I got mine at This Store Socks in Coalinga.
	♥ 4:45pm solo mon: Candies with sandaltoe pantyhose is a good look.
	4:45pm Speedo Gonzalez: banana heels!
	♥ 4:45pm chresti: The only time I wore white shoes was for a wedding reception party at my in-laws house. I painted them black afterwords.
	4:45pm HyperDose: What would go with those little strawberry grandma candies?
	♥ 4:45pm solo mon: Don't slip, Speedo!
	♥ 4:45pm Franco Twinkie: Pantyhose on top of boxers.
	4:45pm Officer Dawn: I like to wear my flip flops under my pantyhose in a butterfly shape over my pudenda.
	♥ 4:46pm Franco Twinkie: First clicky-star of the day!
	4:46pm Officer Dawn: Although the can get lost in the shuffle when shoplifting a flank steak.
	♥ 4:46pm spodiodi: i've worn sweatpants over jeans more than a few times
	♥ 4:47pm solo mon: LOVE sweatpants over jeans!!!
	♥ 4:47pm Aitch: y-fronts over yoga pants superman style
	♥ 4:47pm spodiodi: gotta be cozy olo
	4:48pm ARB: low rise skinny jeans over mom jeans
	♥ 4:48pm solo mon: I like jean shorts over sweatpants too
	♥ 4:48pm Little Danny: "my other pair of sweatpants is jeans"
	♥ 4:48pm spodiodi: and it's easy to remove the sweatpants if someone comes to the door
	♥ 4:49pm solo mon: Question: Why is there no sweaterpants?
	♥ 4:49pm Franco Twinkie: A bathrobe over a confirmation gown.
	4:49pm ARB: I can tell you from experience don't shoplift braggs liquid aminos in velour stretchpants.
	♥ 4:49pm spodiodi: solo, that's a great question that should be answered
	4:49pm HyperDose: This origin story is about to turn into a stiff peak
	♥ 4:50pm Franco Twinkie: Did that end with a mug shot Alina?
	♥ 4:50pm spodiodi: i put my bathrobe on over my sweatpants and jeans (when it's cold enough)
	♥ 4:51pm Aitch: Cableknit sweaterpants
	4:52pm Officer Dawn: Losing fingers is in.
	♥ 4:52pm spodiodi: sometimes there's a baby blanket wrapped around me at the hips too (under the robe, over the seats, over the jeans, over the two pair of socks) i hate being cold
	♥ 4:52pm spodiodi: seats=sweats*
	♥ 4:53pm Little Danny: They're out there www.ooloop.co...
	♥ 4:53pm StringOFperils: Good to have a lot of pockets to keep severed fingers in.
	♥ 4:53pm solo mon: putting the ginal in original.
	♥ 4:54pm StringOFperils: Top dollah loofa look
	♥ 4:54pm spodiodi: i look like Ralphie's little brother in A Christmas Story
	♥ 4:54pm solo mon: would you wear a gerbil in your ear y or n?
	♥ 4:54pm Franco Twinkie: Second clicky!
	♥ 4:54pm Little Danny: Hard no
	4:54pm ARB: n
	♥ 4:54pm Aitch: Nice find Little Danny!
	♥ 4:55pm Franco Twinkie: You little thief!
	♥ 4:55pm spodiodi: thanks, solo! thanks, Korny! thanks, Officer Dawn!
	4:56pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: Thank you!!!! great show
	♥ 4:56pm solo mon: pizza boxes are actually compostible. don't learn the kornholdt way!
	4:56pm Officer Dawn: Sweater Pants may be the new uniform for Cha Cha Hills Fashion Police. But just the bottoms hiked up real high.
	4:56pm HyperDose: Thank you for being you, Korny. <3
	♥ 4:56pm WR: Thank you Kornholdt Officer Dawn!
	4:56pm ARB: Thanks Korny and Officer Dawn, I'm going to go elongate my neck with Krispy Kremes for 2022
	♥ 4:57pm solo mon: Thanks sweaters and panters!
	♥ 4:57pm spodiodi: Officer Dawn, i hope they have enough room in the paunch
	♥ 4:57pm Little Danny: ❤️❤️ ARB is no. 1 ❤️❤️
	4:57pm Officer Dawn: My pleasure to keep a discerning eye over Cha Cha Hills.
	♥ 4:58pm solo mon: YES DONUT DISAPPOINT w donut neck.
	4:58pm ARB: Crime is beauty
	♥ 4:58pm StringOFperils: Cha Cha Hills have Eyes.
	4:59pm ARB: I've got a drawerfull of sweaterpants, cashmere ones, all found in the goodwill bins.
	4:59pm Officer Dawn: Sposi odi I also hope I can tuck my boobs into the waist or the look will be ruined.
	4:59pm Andres: Donut holes in or out?
	4:59pm HyperDose: Ain't no slippers like juvie slippers
	♥ 4:59pm solo mon: Donut hole are always in (my mouth)
	♥ 4:59pm spodiodi: olo, Officer Dawn
	♥ 5:00pm spodiodi: fingers crossed olo
	♥ 5:00pm Franco Twinkie: Thank you Mr. Fashion Cop.
	♥ 5:00pm chresti: You can cut a hole in the crotch of the sweater pants and wear them like a crop top.
	♥ 5:01pm solo mon: You all a very funny. Thanks and seee you soon! LOVE. solo, Korny says bye.
	♥ 5:01pm solo mon: ghost of a cha cha
	5:01pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: MY FAVOURITE
	♥ 5:01pm Little Danny: Thanks Officer Dawn, it felt safer with you here!
	♥ 5:01pm spodiodi: crotchless sweats neeeeeed to happen, chresti! \\//
	5:01pm Officer Dawn: Sometimes I put my breasts in my pockets if I wear mom jeans.
	♥ 5:02pm chresti: Thanks solo and Korny and officer!
	♥ 5:02pm spodiodi: crotch top sweater sweats
	♥ 5:02pm solo mon: permanent heart stains LOLOL
	♥ 5:02pm spodiodi: olo Ofc D
	5:02pm ARB: Oxyclean my heart Kornholdt
	♥ 5:03pm solo mon: BYE BYE Lovers!
	5:03pm Officer Dawn: I feel so itchy now. All over my boddddyyy! Sweaters crotches eyeliner. Moisture!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from September 6, 2021

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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September 6, 2021: Cha Cha Heels - CRIMES OF FASHION

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Sunshine & The Rain	I'm Not Your Girl	0:02:40 (Pop-up)
Warm Drag	Butch Things "Butch Things" by "Warm Drag"	0:07:26 (Pop-up)
Bad Bangs	Find the Sound "Find the Sound" by "Bad Bangs"	0:10:39 (Pop-up)
Deap Vally & Jennie Vee	I Like Crime	0:17:19 (Pop-up)
Des Demonas	Tuff Turf "Tuff Turf" by "Des Demonas"	0:21:37 (Pop-up)
Sex Mex	TTSL "TTSL" by "Sex Mex"	0:23:37 (Pop-up)
Damaged Bug	I Tried "I Tried" by "Damaged Bug"	0:26:07 (Pop-up)
The 69 Cats	The Kind Of Girl I Need	0:34:52 (Pop-up)
The Exploding Hearts	Still Crazy "Still Crazy" by "The Exploding Hearts"	0:37:48 (Pop-up)
The Lovely Eggs	Do It To Me "Do It To Me" by "The Lovely Eggs"	0:41:51 (Pop-up)
L.A. WITCH	I Wanna Lose "I Wanna Lose" by "L.A. WITCH"	0:44:34 (Pop-up)
Uh Bones	Loretta "Loretta" by "Uh Bones"	0:51:39 (Pop-up)
The Mystery Lights	Thick Skin "Thick Skin" by "The Mystery Lights"	0:55:00 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	4:00pm HyperDose: 👠👠👠
	♥ 4:01pm solo mon: Hooo likes Cha Cha boots?!
	4:01pm notsoKWYET: HEyyyyyyyy ZZZZZZDDDDDDIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKk
	♥ 4:01pm RiCha Cha in Washington: hellos
	♥ 4:01pm spodiodi: i like Cha Cha boots!
	♥ 4:01pm David (in London): Hi de hi campers.
	♥ 4:01pm Aitch: Do they make big cha cha boots?
	♥ 4:02pm StringOFperils: Chachabouti
	♥ 4:02pm WR: wait wait, I gotta go pee.
	4:02pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: Helllooooo Kornhole
	♥ 4:02pm solo mon: Ello hay hyper D notso RIW spodi David Aitch SOP WR!!
	4:02pm ARB: I want to die for fashion!
	♥ 4:02pm coelacanth∅: i'm ready! i've got my mud-caked sneakerboots on. that's what's in right?
	♥ 4:03pm solo mon: Ellohay ARB and Coela!!!
	♥ 4:03pm Aitch: Can you vape liquid eyeliner? Asking for a friend..
	♥ 4:04pm solo mon: Korny says hello, hes back from vacation, but wont tell me anythig about what he did
	♥ 4:05pm solo mon: You can vape it right outta the bottle Aitch.
	♥ 4:05pm Little Danny: Hi solo, hi heels
	4:05pm ARB: I've been noticing young people wearing maxi pads on their clothing exterior
	4:05pm HyperDose: But you are my DJ, Solo <3
	4:05pm Andres: Good afternoon, solo mon! Currently unfashionable in this hot sweaty kitchen.
	♥ 4:05pm Franco Twinkie: Mister, if you go outside in those pants you're going to get arrested!
	♥ 4:06pm solo mon: You cold get hurt by fashion. Even die, Ive seen some things.
	4:06pm ARB: I propose asking "Is this a vibe?" when you put on an outfit sends you to fashion jail.
	♥ 4:06pm solo mon: Ellohay Andres and Franco T!
	♥ 4:06pm David (in London): Mom threw me out till I get some pants that fit.
	4:06pm HyperDose: I wish the law would be amended to include "mood" as an offense as well, ARB
	♥ 4:06pm solo mon: LOL ARB I agree!
	4:07pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: @Arb .... and if you say "is this an epic vibe" ... just .... that's the end
	4:07pm ARB: I agree completely HyperDose
	♥ 4:07pm Little Danny: You should get deputized ARB
	♥ 4:07pm solo mon: NO WHITE SHOES AFTER TODAY.
	4:07pm ARB: That's a capital punishment, yes, Notso
	♥ 4:08pm Aitch: Someone yelled moose paw, but I don't even have a moose?
	♥ 4:08pm spodiodi: i'm wearing white bootie socks over black crew socks (i only put my shoes on when i go outside (never))
	♥ 4:08pm Little Danny: citizen's arrests are so awkward when it comes to fashion crimes
	♥ 4:08pm Franco Twinkie: If mood was a crime, I would be at Pelican Bay.
	♥ 4:08pm spodiodi: so i get flogged or not
	♥ 4:09pm solo mon: You re allowed to be unfashionable at home, fuck what the influencers do.
	4:09pm Officer Dawn: This is only and infraction if you do it in public. But I will still flog you.
	4:09pm ARB: I'm drinking a vampiro in all white, living on the edge
	♥ 4:09pm Aitch: So toe-socks and a tutu are OK at home solo?
	♥ 4:09pm solo mon: mooose jawwwwww
	♥ 4:10pm spodiodi: that's a relief. i'll put the guns away
	4:10pm HyperDose: Moose Jaw vs Red Deer: the showdown 🇨🇦
	♥ 4:10pm solo mon: Welcome Officer Dawn! Please report your fashion crimes to Officer dawn for punishment.
	4:11pm ARB: Bad Bangs, I'm guilty as charged
	♥ 4:12pm Franco Twinkie: I knew this DJ who was handcuffed to the sink in a Texaco station restroom for been dressed like a hippie.
	♥ 4:12pm solo mon: Officer dawn is with the fashion police. I asked her to come here today and answer any questions about whats legal and not legal this fall. Ask her anything.
	4:13pm Officer Dawn: Usually it’s the firing squad for bad bangs but I’m willing to let you pay a simple fee.
	♥ 4:14pm solo mon: Officer Dawn: I have "sad" bangs, is that street legal?
	4:15pm Officer Dawn: For hippie wear I would force feed you processed sugar and white flour or just take you to Subway.
	♥ 4:15pm solo mon: I feel there will be a citizens arrest today.
	♥ 4:16pm solo mon: List of things now OUT of Fashion
	4:16pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: is this the one where Kornhole has a coke problem and is sniffing all the time?
	4:16pm HyperDose: Goat yoga has been out for years
	♥ 4:17pm spodiodi: Franco, that's crazy... where? in LA?
	4:17pm Andres: Taking a personal hit on the unfashionable list.
	♥ 4:17pm spodiodi: i hope everyone gets the memo on man buns
	♥ 4:17pm solo mon: “out of fashion.” : Men, French braids, hot dog water, Rusty Trombones, Phone Sex, baking sourdough, making Frenemies, Yoga with Goats, Tuvan Throat Singing, square Dancing, Circle dancing, or any kind of dance that makes shapes, and reading lists of things that out of fashion.
	♥ 4:17pm spodiodi: and on "gets the memo" and countless other irritants
	4:17pm ARB: Sh*t, I knew that rusty trombone was so cheap for a reason
	♥ 4:18pm spodiodi: i'll throat sing til i die
	♥ 4:18pm Aitch: Can you have bangs at the back? Asking for a balding friend
	♥ 4:18pm spodiodi: i've never been cool and i'm not about to start
	♥ 4:18pm solo mon: Dawn, I heard subway bread has more sugar than a hostess twinkie.
	♥ 4:19pm Little Danny: Wrap-like I rolled myself up in a yoga mat, it is definitely no crime to walk around that way
	4:19pm Officer Dawn: Hands free analingus is still all the rage though.
	♥ 4:19pm solo mon: LOL I think if you love something, it is always in style.
	♥ 4:19pm Doop: bangs at the back is a skullet, a fashion felony
	♥ 4:20pm solo mon: LOL Officer DAWN!
	♥ 4:20pm solo mon: Doop!
	♥ 4:20pm spodiodi: i worked across the hostess factory in sf, and the air reeked of sugar every day vomits
	♥ 4:20pm Doop: Solo!
	4:20pm ARB: ooh eyelash perm is hot!
	♥ 4:20pm solo mon: Yoga mat as an outfit is def IN
	4:20pm Officer Dawn: Try placing google eyes on your occipital ridge. It’s a legal work around for back bangs.
	♥ 4:21pm Aitch: Tear away mumu
	4:21pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: BIG STUFFED ASSES
	♥ 4:21pm solo mon: I don't know where he gets these lists?
	♥ 4:22pm solo mon: CHA CHA HEALS!
	4:22pm Officer Dawn: Cha cha heels!!!!
	♥ 4:22pm Franco Twinkie: No, King City Spodi. He was hitch hiking back to L.A. from San Francisco when the cops picked him up for the crime of been a filthy hippie. They got a call for a robber in progress and in a true Barny Fife manner, they cuffed him to the sink before speeding away.
	4:22pm Andres: Alright! I’m back in!
	♥ 4:22pm solo mon: who wants an eyelash perm???
	♥ 4:23pm StringOFperils: Those eyelashes need a good waxing.
	♥ 4:23pm spodiodi: that's insanely hilarious, Franco! what year?
	♥ 4:23pm solo mon: Don't worry if you are IN or OUT (burger), just stay you, fashion will change every week.
	♥ 4:24pm Little Danny: I once innocently tried on an oddly-proportioned shiny jacket at Buffalo Exchange that turned out to be a retro coat for your dog
	♥ 4:24pm solo mon: Andres welcome back but make it fashion!
	♥ 4:24pm Little Danny: so clothing for pets in?
	4:25pm ARB: Pets aren't in so it's moot
	♥ 4:25pm Little Danny: Incorrect
	♥ 4:25pm solo mon: Id say if it looks like a leash, you should wear it.
	♥ 4:26pm Little Danny: humans can wear pet clothing, it's hip
	4:26pm ARB: Cat fights are IN
	4:26pm Officer Dawn: No fine. In fact I would pay a fine to see this pet clothes trend start.
	4:26pm Officer Dawn: MEOW!
	4:26pm HyperDose: I love how Korny kant pick a lane between punk and post-punk. It's a punk rock paradox...in heels!
	♥ 4:27pm solo mon: Cat wrestling at my house. free entry if you wearing a beagle collar.
	♥ 4:28pm solo mon: Korny kant pick a lane. is the name of his autobiography
	4:29pm Officer Dawn: You can pick your nose but if you pick a lane there is a fine for wiping it on the bottom of your sofa.
	4:29pm ARB: Okay, I'm converted to pet clothing, I got myself a ruff collar so I don't bite my own tail.
	♥ 4:29pm solo mon: If korny had to pick a lane, it would be the back alley.
	4:30pm Officer Dawn: I think neck comes should be required by law. Fashion law!
	4:30pm Officer Dawn: Cones!!!
	♥ 4:30pm solo mon: neck cones?! fashion YES
	♥ 4:30pm Little Danny: neck cones make every meal an adventure
	4:30pm ARB: Dishwasher safe neck cones (ruff collars)
	♥ 4:31pm WR: No Fucks!
	♥ 4:31pm solo mon: Ruff Ruffles.
	4:31pm Officer Dawn: Jacobean Cat Cones!
	♥ 4:31pm Little Danny: Dog tutus flatter my neck!
	♥ 4:32pm Aitch: Don't eat runny eggs in a jacobean ruff
	♥ 4:32pm Franco Twinkie: Spodi,'67 I think. King City was a puritanical speed trap in the 60's. In '66 we stopped there on the way to San Francisco to get gas and eat. We tried to buy some comic books and the self-righteous okie hag at the drug store proudly told us they didn't sell comic books in King City.
	4:33pm Officer Dawn: Permantly punished for pajamas.
	♥ 4:33pm Little Danny: oh def
	4:33pm Officer Dawn: In public!
	4:33pm ARB: Words on the butt of sweatpants?
	♥ 4:33pm solo mon: Fashion court.
	♥ 4:34pm Little Danny: that's a tough one ARB
	♥ 4:34pm solo mon: ARB i think dawn just answered
	♥ 4:34pm spodiodi: ha! thanks, Franco... i figured it must have been a while back. hopefully they've begun selling comics by now
	4:34pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: Juicy Couture lolololol
	4:34pm Officer Dawn: Words are only okay if they go down the crack.
	♥ 4:35pm StringOFperils: Juicy Bench
	4:35pm HyperDose: Socks and crocs gang!
	♥ 4:35pm StringOFperils: Sandals and tube socks
	♥ 4:36pm solo mon: Juicy Coootuere
	4:36pm ARB: Cloven socks for pairing with flip flops
	♥ 4:36pm solo mon: finger socks are a whole new game.
	4:37pm Officer Dawn: My biggest concern with socks and crocs is safety, what if you spill your hotdog water?
	4:37pm ARB: Officer Dawn, what's the verdict on bucket hats?
	♥ 4:38pm solo mon: Crocs remind me of friday the 13th mask or whatever
	4:38pm Officer Dawn: I think it’s perfectly fine to wear a bucket hat if you are already commiting indecent exposure or some additional fashion crime.
	♥ 4:39pm StringOFperils: Fashion Felony
	♥ 4:39pm solo mon: Buckets that hide tertiary shame.
	4:39pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: I had a chemistry professor who wore the same thing every class... including socks and sandals ----
	4:40pm Officer Dawn: But as a stand alone the bucket hat will send directly to the Pierre et Guillotine.
	♥ 4:40pm solo mon: I actually love wearing socks n sandals. But i dont live in Cha Cha Hills, where they take fashion seriously.
	4:40pm ARB: compression socks and jellies
	4:41pm HyperDose: omg ARB yes!
	♥ 4:41pm Franco Twinkie: The first every saw a girl wearing socks with flip-flops I just about lost my mind.
	♥ 4:42pm solo mon: I used to wear jellies. clear thank u very much. with statemint socks.
	4:42pm ARB: sparkley ones?
	♥ 4:43pm chresti: Hi cha chas! Home from work!
	4:43pm Officer Dawn: Lace ankle socks and candies will walk you right out of fashion jail. But you better run.
	♥ 4:43pm solo mon: Any kinda crazy socks, there was a store at the mall called "socks from mars" and well, it only had crazy socks.
	4:43pm HyperDose: Hey chresti at coffee table!
	♥ 4:44pm solo mon: ello hay chresti!
	4:44pm ARB: Pantyhose and flip flops is cute
	4:44pm Officer Dawn: I got mine at This Store Socks in Coalinga.
	♥ 4:45pm solo mon: Candies with sandaltoe pantyhose is a good look.
	4:45pm Speedo Gonzalez: banana heels!
	♥ 4:45pm chresti: The only time I wore white shoes was for a wedding reception party at my in-laws house. I painted them black afterwords.
	4:45pm HyperDose: What would go with those little strawberry grandma candies?
	♥ 4:45pm solo mon: Don't slip, Speedo!
	♥ 4:45pm Franco Twinkie: Pantyhose on top of boxers.
	4:45pm Officer Dawn: I like to wear my flip flops under my pantyhose in a butterfly shape over my pudenda.
	♥ 4:46pm Franco Twinkie: First clicky-star of the day!
	4:46pm Officer Dawn: Although the can get lost in the shuffle when shoplifting a flank steak.
	♥ 4:46pm spodiodi: i've worn sweatpants over jeans more than a few times
	♥ 4:47pm solo mon: LOVE sweatpants over jeans!!!
	♥ 4:47pm Aitch: y-fronts over yoga pants superman style
	♥ 4:47pm spodiodi: gotta be cozy olo
	4:48pm ARB: low rise skinny jeans over mom jeans
	♥ 4:48pm solo mon: I like jean shorts over sweatpants too
	♥ 4:48pm Little Danny: "my other pair of sweatpants is jeans"
	♥ 4:48pm spodiodi: and it's easy to remove the sweatpants if someone comes to the door
	♥ 4:49pm solo mon: Question: Why is there no sweaterpants?
	♥ 4:49pm Franco Twinkie: A bathrobe over a confirmation gown.
	4:49pm ARB: I can tell you from experience don't shoplift braggs liquid aminos in velour stretchpants.
	♥ 4:49pm spodiodi: solo, that's a great question that should be answered
	4:49pm HyperDose: This origin story is about to turn into a stiff peak
	♥ 4:50pm Franco Twinkie: Did that end with a mug shot Alina?
	♥ 4:50pm spodiodi: i put my bathrobe on over my sweatpants and jeans (when it's cold enough)
	♥ 4:51pm Aitch: Cableknit sweaterpants
	4:52pm Officer Dawn: Losing fingers is in.
	♥ 4:52pm spodiodi: sometimes there's a baby blanket wrapped around me at the hips too (under the robe, over the seats, over the jeans, over the two pair of socks) i hate being cold
	♥ 4:52pm spodiodi: seats=sweats*
	♥ 4:53pm Little Danny: They're out there www.ooloop.co...
	♥ 4:53pm StringOFperils: Good to have a lot of pockets to keep severed fingers in.
	♥ 4:53pm solo mon: putting the ginal in original.
	♥ 4:54pm StringOFperils: Top dollah loofa look
	♥ 4:54pm spodiodi: i look like Ralphie's little brother in A Christmas Story
	♥ 4:54pm solo mon: would you wear a gerbil in your ear y or n?
	♥ 4:54pm Franco Twinkie: Second clicky!
	♥ 4:54pm Little Danny: Hard no
	4:54pm ARB: n
	♥ 4:54pm Aitch: Nice find Little Danny!
	♥ 4:55pm Franco Twinkie: You little thief!
	♥ 4:55pm spodiodi: thanks, solo! thanks, Korny! thanks, Officer Dawn!
	4:56pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: Thank you!!!! great show
	♥ 4:56pm solo mon: pizza boxes are actually compostible. don't learn the kornholdt way!
	4:56pm Officer Dawn: Sweater Pants may be the new uniform for Cha Cha Hills Fashion Police. But just the bottoms hiked up real high.
	4:56pm HyperDose: Thank you for being you, Korny. <3
	♥ 4:56pm WR: Thank you Kornholdt Officer Dawn!
	4:56pm ARB: Thanks Korny and Officer Dawn, I'm going to go elongate my neck with Krispy Kremes for 2022
	♥ 4:57pm solo mon: Thanks sweaters and panters!
	♥ 4:57pm spodiodi: Officer Dawn, i hope they have enough room in the paunch
	♥ 4:57pm Little Danny: ❤️❤️ ARB is no. 1 ❤️❤️
	4:57pm Officer Dawn: My pleasure to keep a discerning eye over Cha Cha Hills.
	♥ 4:58pm solo mon: YES DONUT DISAPPOINT w donut neck.
	4:58pm ARB: Crime is beauty
	♥ 4:58pm StringOFperils: Cha Cha Hills have Eyes.
	4:59pm ARB: I've got a drawerfull of sweaterpants, cashmere ones, all found in the goodwill bins.
	4:59pm Officer Dawn: Sposi odi I also hope I can tuck my boobs into the waist or the look will be ruined.
	4:59pm Andres: Donut holes in or out?
	4:59pm HyperDose: Ain't no slippers like juvie slippers
	♥ 4:59pm solo mon: Donut hole are always in (my mouth)
	♥ 4:59pm spodiodi: olo, Officer Dawn
	♥ 5:00pm spodiodi: fingers crossed olo
	♥ 5:00pm Franco Twinkie: Thank you Mr. Fashion Cop.
	♥ 5:00pm chresti: You can cut a hole in the crotch of the sweater pants and wear them like a crop top.
	♥ 5:01pm solo mon: You all a very funny. Thanks and seee you soon! LOVE. solo, Korny says bye.
	♥ 5:01pm solo mon: ghost of a cha cha
	5:01pm notjustLIQUIDMASCARA: MY FAVOURITE
	♥ 5:01pm Little Danny: Thanks Officer Dawn, it felt safer with you here!
	♥ 5:01pm spodiodi: crotchless sweats neeeeeed to happen, chresti! \\//
	5:01pm Officer Dawn: Sometimes I put my breasts in my pockets if I wear mom jeans.
	♥ 5:02pm chresti: Thanks solo and Korny and officer!
	♥ 5:02pm spodiodi: crotch top sweater sweats
	♥ 5:02pm solo mon: permanent heart stains LOLOL
	♥ 5:02pm spodiodi: olo Ofc D
	5:02pm ARB: Oxyclean my heart Kornholdt
	♥ 5:03pm solo mon: BYE BYE Lovers!
	5:03pm Officer Dawn: I feel so itchy now. All over my boddddyyy! Sweaters crotches eyeliner. Moisture!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from September 6, 2021

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