Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu:
Playlist
from October 29, 2021
 |
View Stashu's profile
|
Polkatively Yours, Stashu.
<-- Previous playlist | Back to Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu playlists | Next playlist -->
Pop‑up player!| Artist | Track |
|---|---|
| SWIVS |
Stashu’s Theme
|
<-- Previous playlist | Back to Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu playlists | Next playlist -->
RSS feeds for Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu:
Playlists feed | 
MP3 archives feed
| E-mail Stashu | Other WFMU Playlists | All artists played by Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu |Listen on the Internet | Contact Us | Music & Programs | WFMU Home Page | Support Us | FAQ
Live Audio Streams for WFMU: Pop-up | 128k AAC | 128k MP3 | 32k MP3 (More streams: [+])
Listener comments!
The nun replies, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you have had a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
The cab driver hesitates for a moment and then says, ‘Well it’s like this; I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me.’
The nun replies, ‘Okay, well, let’s see what we can do about that, shall we? There are two conditions though — firstly, you have to be single, and, secondly, you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, yes! I am single, and I’m Catholic too!’ The nun then says, ‘Okay, then, pull into the next alley.’
The cab driver does so, and the nun duly goes ahead and fulfills his fantasy. They get back on the road and start driving again, but the cab driver soon starts to cry.
The nun sees this and asks him, ‘My dear child, pray tell, why are you crying?’
The cab driver says, ‘You must forgive me, sister, but I have sinned. I lied to you — I must confess that I’m married, and I’m also Jewish.’
The nun laughs and says, ‘That’s okay, my name is Kevin, and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.’”
Link to the crossword puzzle that Swivs created: blogfiles.wfmu.org...
Robin shakes his head, and says 'No, it‘s too horrible.'.
The Batman puts his manly hand on the Boy Wonder's athletic shoulder, and says, 'You must own-up to it, lest it weigh on your mind and impede our battle against evil in Gotham City!'.
'Well,' says Robin, 'in that case I‘ll up and say it: I was on the street in my civilian garb, and I passed two woman talking….'.
'And?' encourages the Caped Crusader.
Robin steels himself: 'They said…they said…THEY SAID WE HAD A PÆDOPHILIC RELATIONSHIP!'.
The Batman, puzzled, mildly says 'But Robin…we do.'.
Robin looks at him and replies 'Yes—but I don‘t want people TALKING ABOUT IT!'.
(Stolen from an old Dave Allen Holmes/Watson joke.)
It is fun to image adults as pre-skoolers!! Haha!!
Christ Lutheran in Bexley, Ohio.
It had the one long horn, and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)
Well he came down to earth and he laid in the tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
"I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough"
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one horn?)
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?
And he said, "Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine"
But that's not the reason that I came to land
"I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band"
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Friendly little people eater
What a sight to see
And then he swung from the tree and he laid on the ground
And he started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
"Sing a bop-bop aboopa-lopa, loom bam-boom"
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
"I like short shorts"
Flyin' purple people eater
Quite a sight to see (purple people?)
Well he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a-really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
That’s why we eat them here!
Purple poo poo!! Sounds like a fresh eye-scream . . Flavor! lol
chresti . . I wouldn't have guessed that on my own . . You've obviously made up for it. Congrats!
It had the one long horn, and one big eye
I commenced to shakin' and I said "Ooh-eee"
It looks like a purple people eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)
Well he came down to earth and he laid in the tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
"I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough"
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one horn?)
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?
And he said, "Eatin' purple people and it sure is fine"
But that's not the reason that I came to land
"I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band"
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
(We wear short shorts)
Friendly little people eater
What a sight to see
And then he swung from the tree and he laid on the ground
And he started to rock, really rockin' around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
"Sing a bop-bop aboopa-lopa, loom bam-boom"
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin' purple people eater
"I like short shorts"
Flyin' purple people eater
Quite a sight to see (purple people?)
Well he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a-really knockin' em dead
Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
That she wore for the first time today
.
Make good record . .
How can you commune with a piece of soul that is dead? Unless . . It isn't actually DEAD!!