WFMU: The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from November 3, 2021

Listener comments!
	1:29pm worldsworstrecords: hello, my lovelies... I'll be with you in a half hour or so. And yes, I know that's an hour earlier than usual here in Europe
	1:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello, lovely Darryl! :-)
	1:51pm worldsworstrecords: Hola, oh Blue-haired one x
	1:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: :-) x
	1:52pm worldsworstrecords: I've been tweaking me settings... I'm hoping you may not have to reset your poppers tonight, and that my handover to you goes smoother
	1:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ah! What settings did you tweak?
	1:56pm Beany: Present and correct (with apple crumble)
	1:56pm worldsworstrecords: My sample rate was wrong
	1:56pm worldsworstrecords: it was set to 48k rather than 44.1
	1:56pm worldsworstrecords: Beany!
	1:57pm worldsworstrecords: Everything else seems to be correct, so I'm hoping that might solve the wee handover glitch
	1:57pm worldsworstrecords: We'll find out in a couple of minutes GG!
	1:58pm Beany: I read that as "twerking your settings"
	1:58pm worldsworstrecords: same diff...
	1:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello, Beany, my lovely! :-)
	1:58pm worldsworstrecords: ...especially with an arse the size of mine!
	1:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Fingers crossed!
	1:59pm Beany: Hi DJ GeorgyGirl. Thankfully your show does not clash with the Liverpool game.
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - That's good news! :-)
	2:00pm Paper Kosmonaut: I prefer a cookie.
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: IT WORKED!!!
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: OHHH.... that seemed to work!
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello PK, my lovely one! :-)
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: YEAH BABY!!
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: Hey hey, PK!
	2:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Is it ..... THAT George Garabedian? :-)
	2:01pm Rich in Washington: Darryl!
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: Oh yes...
	2:01pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hey hey hey peeps. Fully prepared for some bad reckordsz.
	2:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Oh. I'm already dancing!!
	2:02pm worldsworstrecords: Rich!
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello, lovely Rich! :-)
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - YAY!!
	2:02pm Paper Kosmonaut: Good heavens. Hearing the intro I always think och, how bad can it be? and then the "singing" starts.
	2:03pm Listener Robert: Was this primarily a promotional piece for tourism, or did it aspire to pop music?
	2:03pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - You know you're in the right place ;-)
	2:03pm worldsworstrecords: This is a wonderful album... you'll be hearing much more from it soon!
	2:03pm Paper Kosmonaut: I guess this was to keep people off the island.
	2:04pm worldsworstrecords: It was entirely self-funded by a local sleb (a newscaster or TV presenter I think)
	2:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Chris just said "What WAS their to do in St Helier in 1975?" Lol
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: Cmurtha sent me e link to this... I hope he's listening in and enjoying the show
	2:05pm Rich in Washington: McGruff has been cancelled. Something about him being both anthropomorphic and naked under a raincoat.
	2:06pm Beany: He likes Beany? I must wash my ears...
	2:06pm Listener Robert: Paper Kosmonaut, on Meanwhile in Russia on YouTube there's a band covering "Hotel California", and it's promoted as really awful, but actually it's only the singer who is. The band is actually pretty good.
	2:06pm Feldy: McGruff isn't on drugs and is "free" which suggests he did drugs back in the day
	2:06pm worldsworstrecords: yet Donald Duck has been walking around without his trousers on for almost a century?
	2:06pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Listener Robert!!
	2:06pm MHLee: This song could work if devo did it
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Adam!!! Hello, lovely :-)
	2:07pm Feldy: Somebody please loop the part where he said "I'm going to celebrate... drugs..."
	2:07pm worldsworstrecords: MHLee!!
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I keep thinking he's about to say "Drugs are ..... great!" Lol
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello, MHLee, my lovely! I need a Devo cover! :-)
	2:07pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ Robert, like that girl in her red dress. The music is played quite well although a tad simple but the singing is just awful.
	2:07pm Listener Robert: Before the drugs, s/he was a human being.
	2:08pm worldsworstrecords: Hello again, Adam F
	2:08pm MHLee: Hello friends
	2:08pm worldsworstrecords: And a belated welcome to Listener Robert too!
	2:08pm Feldy: This show always-always pays-off on the promise of the title
	2:08pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): I did some McGruff looping in my August sound collage, "Conformity (Are you sure that that thing is true?)": wfmu.org...
	2:09pm Paper Kosmonaut: Darryl, is this fellow the same man who sang "I am my own granpaw"?
	2:09pm Rich in Washington: Kenzo! I remember that.
	2:09pm Mr Fab: That was actually pretty funny.
	2:09pm worldsworstrecords: Kenzo!!
	2:09pm worldsworstrecords: TANDARTS!!! DENTIST!!!
	2:09pm MHLee: The guitar was so sloppy
	2:10pm Paper Kosmonaut: TANDARTS!!!!!
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: DENTIST!!
	2:10pm Listener Robert: McThief the Crime Cat didn't sing.
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Kenzo! :-)
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hey there Mr Fab! :-)
	2:10pm worldsworstrecords: lol Robert!
	2:10pm Feldy: BTW hi Daryl and Georgy!
	2:11pm Mr Fab: And Darryl yes, the transition went smoothly. No need to refresh, yay!
	2:11pm worldsworstrecords: I can't work out if the woman the song is abut has killed herself or she was murdered by the guy she's singing to
	2:11pm MHLee: Bruh.... im sorry gods phone is busy
	2:11pm worldsworstrecords: Mr F! By jove, I think we have got it!
	2:12pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): Hello hello
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Ah ... the "Day Before You Came" theory!
	2:13pm Paper Kosmonaut: My ears!
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - You and me both!
	2:14pm worldsworstrecords: Really, GG? I had no idea that was what the Blancmange/Abba classic was about
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have always thought that this record is a crime ...
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Lol
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: THIS version, not The Beatles, I hasten to add!
	2:15pm worldsworstrecords: Understood ;-)
	2:15pm worldsworstrecords: Beany will have the next couple in his collection
	2:15pm Jan Turkenburg: what a lovely voices...
	2:15pm Beany: Was there a glitch then? I thought I had lost you for a second.
	2:16pm MHLee: Jalopy fits
	2:16pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Jan! :-)
	2:16pm worldsworstrecords: I am having a few 'net issues here Beany, so that may be the case
	2:16pm Jan Turkenburg: :-)
	2:17pm worldsworstrecords: It seemed appropriate to play this, after taking the rise out of Brighton and Hove Albion recently ;-)
	2:17pm Beany: Nope. I did not know Emu had recorded anything. ;-)
	2:17pm Listener Robert: Is Hit a vanity press? Or did someone convince them the Jalopy Five had a future other than on programs like this? Think there's a sizable market for irony buyers?
	2:17pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Too right! Lol
	2:17pm Jan Turkenburg: ah! I think I've got a weird cover for coming friday on Focus. They really love football songs!
	2:18pm worldsworstrecords: No Robert, Hit was a cheapo supermarket covers label, a bit like Embassy here in the UK
	2:18pm Paper Kosmonaut: and then there was Bernie Clifton with his ostrich - what is it with britis comedians and birds under their arms?
	2:18pm Paper Kosmonaut: +h
	2:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - It's a weird area I agree!
	2:19pm Listener Robert: Thanks, WWR. I know practically nothing of the business.
	2:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Course you can, Malcolm!
	2:19pm worldsworstrecords: no worries, my friend :-)
	2:21pm Beany: I have loads of football CDs. I must try to find them.
	2:21pm worldsworstrecords: There a goldmine for crap, Beany
	2:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: There's also a Goldstone for crap, but that's another story ... ;-)
	2:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: It's Kat Slater again ;-)
	2:22pm worldsworstrecords: hahaha... true, GG!
	2:22pm Beany: Do you know who Mike Absalom is Darryl? He does not appear on your playlist database.
	2:23pm worldsworstrecords: He's not on my radar Beany... I shall have to investigate
	2:24pm Beany: I have acquired some "stuff". I will send some files.
	2:25pm worldsworstrecords: From your late friend's collection? there's som fascinating stuff in there
	2:25pm Mr Fab: sports records make singing actors sound like geniuses.
	2:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: WOW
	2:26pm Jan Turkenburg: Whatever you do to this song, it's one of the worst melodies ever written.
	2:26pm worldsworstrecords: That drummer is a killer
	2:26pm worldsworstrecords: ... but he does only know one fill
	2:26pm Jan Turkenburg: Yes, he should have refused the job!
	2:27pm Beany: Correct. It is his funeral tomorrow. We will be celebrating his life. Massive country fan so I'm hoping to find some crap when I can through the piles.
	2:27pm Listener Robert: Funny how when they sing wordlessly, they match the alternate lyrics.
	2:27pm worldsworstrecords: oh. bless. I hope that goes as well as these things can
	2:27pm Beany: This is fab!
	2:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - <3
	2:28pm worldsworstrecords: Ba-Bee-Lon...
	2:28pm Jan Turkenburg: sending you strength Beany!
	2:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Huge hugs to you xx
	2:28pm worldsworstrecords: Fur Georgy ;-)
	2:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: <3 George Garabedian <3
	2:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Thank you :-) x
	2:29pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi Robert btw!
	2:29pm Beany: Cheers. Laura Cantrell & Champion Doug Veitch have posted messages on his Facebook page already.
	2:29pm worldsworstrecords: that's very sweet of them
	2:30pm Beany: THIS. This is what we come here for!
	2:31pm Beany: W.T.F?
	2:31pm worldsworstrecords: hahahaha! Did you not know this already, Beany?
	2:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This is INSANE
	2:32pm Beany: Afraid not. I resign my commission. I'm going to listen to Adele and Coldplay from now on.
	2:33pm worldsworstrecords: UGH!!
	2:35pm Paper Kosmonaut: urgh.
	2:35pm worldsworstrecords: Incidentally, next week I'll be playing listeners' 20 favourites from the last three years and the following week, for my three year anniversary, I'm playing my favourite 20 songs from the last 36 months
	2:35pm Jan Turkenburg: omg... it's like William Shattner rocketing into space in 2021, it's not quite the same...
	2:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Can't wait!!
	2:35pm Paper Kosmonaut: This Star Trek ditty is not really good...
	2:35pm worldsworstrecords: go, go Lulu, and your Happy Shoes!
	2:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Lulu gettin' groovy!
	2:36pm Beany: Have you heard Lulu's version of Nellie the Elephant?
	2:36pm worldsworstrecords: I think so, Beany
	2:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Stretch your arms out ... now grab that pint ... and down it. Stretch ... drink ... stretch ... drink. And rest.
	2:37pm Beany: I'm doing these exercises too.
	2:37pm worldsworstrecords: Roll up that tenner.... and sniff, two, three four...
	2:37pm Mr Fab: Georgy-cize!
	2:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Mr Fab - ;-)
	2:38pm worldsworstrecords: georgie Best! Superstar! Wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra...
	2:38pm Paper Kosmonaut: That album cover is... Interesting. Her censoring block has been lifted though.
	2:39pm worldsworstrecords: lol PK!
	2:40pm MHLee: How many syllables did then put in pasty
	2:40pm Rich in Washington: Wonderfully wretched!
	2:40pm worldsworstrecords: paaaaaaaaaaaaaasty
	2:41pm Paper Kosmonaut: Arrrrrrr
	2:41pm Paper Kosmonaut: It could have been a Reeves and Mortimer song.
	2:41pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Yes!
	2:43pm MHLee: This is miserable
	2:44pm worldsworstrecords: Three Beat Slide should cover this
	2:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I was not expecting that guitar!
	2:46pm MHLee: This sounds like when i sing to myself on the spot
	2:46pm worldsworstrecords: some great guitar on this
	2:46pm Paper Kosmonaut: Ron didn't have enough money to buy the vowels and consonants to actually spell Cadillac.
	2:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @MHLee - Me in the shower. Lol
	2:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - LOL!
	2:46pm worldsworstrecords: hahaha PK....
	2:47pm worldsworstrecords: he can hold a note longer than Bill Withers
	2:47pm Beany: Why did Tiki Records release this record?
	2:47pm Paper Kosmonaut: The cover shows him and his Mini-me Ronnie Kdlc.
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: I expect because Ron paid them
	2:48pm Paper Kosmonaut: his mini me takes the note over.
	2:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The Ron Kadlec track is simultaneously really quite awful and utterly fabulous
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: Isn't it just, GG?
	2:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - I got quite carried away by it!
	2:49pm MHLee: I listen this album sometimes, but the reissue.
	2:50pm Paper Kosmonaut: Arcese sounds made up like covfefe.
	2:50pm worldsworstrecords: Just two more tracks after this, then it's all over to Georgy's to pay homage to Alan Hawkshaw: www.wfmu.org...
	2:50pm MHLee: bought
	2:50pm Rich in Washington: This sounds like it's sung by Monty Python's Mr. Gumby.
	2:50pm Paper Kosmonaut: LOL @ Rich!
	2:50pm worldsworstrecords: lol Rich!
	2:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Yet another stunning show, Darryl! Always a treat :-) x
	2:51pm MHLee: I particularly like the title track
	2:51pm worldsworstrecords: Pretty begonias... tulips.... crysanthingumunums
	2:51pm worldsworstrecords: awww, thank you GG x
	2:51pm worldsworstrecords: It's a stunner, MHL
	2:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - That's my drag name ... Crysanthingumums ;-)
	2:52pm Mr Fab: Ha, I now have the mental image of a gumby singing this.
	2:52pm worldsworstrecords: Mine is Madge Cutler...
	2:52pm Paper Kosmonaut: Thanks Darryl, really some leg-crossing stunners this time. Enjoyed it lot.
	2:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Lol!
	2:53pm worldsworstrecords: Thank you, PK... glad you enjoyed it!
	2:54pm Paper Kosmonaut: whoa-lee krab. I forgot all about Anna Lisa Ingemansson.
	2:54pm worldsworstrecords: thank you all for joining me: don't forget to turn up for the first of the two-part anniversary special next week
	2:54pm MHLee: @worldsworstrecords its also npt the only thing on it's label. There is another album on Alpha and that has generated some interest as to whether there is a connection
	2:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - I shall be there! :-)
	2:55pm worldsworstrecords: I'd forgotten about that, MHLee... but John A had a really long career and in the 40s and 50s was signed to major labels
	2:55pm Rich in Washington: Herregud
	2:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Stairway to Stardom!
	2:56pm worldsworstrecords: That's your lot, folks. Cuckoo!!
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: Cuckoo!!
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: 'see' you all here next week, back at our usual time
	2:57pm Rich in Washington: Top drawer horribleness, Darryl, as always.. Thank you so much!
	2:57pm Beany: It certainly is Darryl!
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: You're welcome, Rich!
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: Cheers Beany! Good luck for tomorrow, my friend
	2:58pm Paper Kosmonaut: Best for last. Man.... Ow! Me ears.
	2:58pm Mr Fab: Almost three years and the well of worst-ness appears to be in no danger of running dry. My eternal thanks, Darryl.
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: Cuckoo!!
	2:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Much love to you, Beany x
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: You're welcome, Senor Eff
	2:59pm Beany: Much appreciation my chums.
	2:59pm Jan Turkenburg: thanks Drolletje!
	2:59pm worldsworstrecords: Cuckoo!!
	2:59pm Rich in Washington: I have no idea what GG's got on tap next but I can't wait. Me likes surprises
	2:59pm worldsworstrecords: Thank you, Jan

The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from November 3, 2021

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November 3, 2021: The World's Worst Records Radio Show: Episode 152
This week’s World’s Worst Records Radio Show brings you an hour of horrible sounds, including McGruff the crime-fighting dog, Leonard Rossiter in the Singing Actor spot, Rod Hull and Emu, plus show favourites Arcesia, Anna Lisa Ingemansson, Dick Kent and loads more: and, for one week only, outside of the US it’s an hour earlier! 6pm UK, 2pm Eastern

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Comments	Approx. start time
Bob Anthony	Down to St Helier "Down to St Helier" by "Bob Anthony"	Jersey: Ile d’Amour	Ile D'Amour Records	1975	LP		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
McGruff the Crime Dog	I'm Glad I'm Me	McGruff’s Smart Kids Album	The Advertising Council	1986	Cassette		0:04:07 (Pop-up)
Cuzzin Tom Graham	I'm In Love With My Mother-In-Law	I Can Scratch Where You Can't When It Itches	Cuzzin Tom Music	1983	LP		0:07:36 (Pop-up)
Linda Lane	Hello, My Love "Hello, My Love" by "Linda Lane"	Hit Songs of the Future	Royal Master	1981	LP	DENTIST!!! TANDARTS!!!	0:09:46 (Pop-up)
The Jalopy Five	We Can Work It Out		Hit Records	1965	7"		0:12:56 (Pop-up)
Rod Hull and Emu with Bristol Rovers Football Team	Bristol Rovers All The Way		Columbia	1974	7"		0:15:41 (Pop-up)
Amigos O’Lane	The Yellow Card Song		State Records	1978	7"		0:19:05 (Pop-up)
Jessica Wallace	Crying My Heart Out Over You		Not On Label	1973	7"		0:21:52 (Pop-up)
Harry Kosek and The Red River Boys	By The Rivers Of Babylon	Ein Lied Fur Dich	Dave Kennedy Recording Studios	1979	LP		0:24:49 (Pop-up)
The George Garabedian Players and the Awful Trumpet of Harry Arms	Hooray for Hollywood		Mark 56	1968	LP		0:28:21 (Pop-up)
Leonard Rossiter	Rising Damp "Rising Damp" by "Leonard Rossiter"		Chips Records	1980	7"		0:29:59 (Pop-up)
Le Rocquier Concert Band	Star Trek	Le Rocquier Concert Band: Trad Band, Big Band	Workshop Records	1981	LP		0:33:13 (Pop-up)
George Best and Mary Stavin	Sasquatch	Shape Up & Dance with Mary Stavin and George Best	Lifestyle Records	1984	LP		0:35:56 (Pop-up)
Gorse	I Like a Pasty, Do You? "I Like a Pasty, Do You?" by "Gorse"	May the Gorse Be With You	V/Vm Test Records	2002	CD		0:39:23 (Pop-up)
Dick Kent and the Lancelots	A Child Waiting for a Mother and Dad	New Songs For ‘71	MSR Records	1971	LP		0:41:47 (Pop-up)
Ron Kadlec	Why? "Why?" by "Ron Kadlec"	Brace Yourself	Tiki Records	1978	LP		0:45:15 (Pop-up)
Arcesia	Soul Wings "Soul Wings" by "Arcesia"	Reachin’	Alpha Records	1972	LP		0:48:39 (Pop-up)
Anna Lisa Ingemansson	Kristallen den Fina	Med Orkester	ALI	1973	LP		0:52:44 (Pop-up)
Michael Fobes	Rock Around the Clock		unreleased	1986	Other	from the Stairway To Stardom public access TV show	0:56:04 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	1:29pm worldsworstrecords: hello, my lovelies... I'll be with you in a half hour or so. And yes, I know that's an hour earlier than usual here in Europe
	1:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello, lovely Darryl! :-)
	1:51pm worldsworstrecords: Hola, oh Blue-haired one x
	1:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: :-) x
	1:52pm worldsworstrecords: I've been tweaking me settings... I'm hoping you may not have to reset your poppers tonight, and that my handover to you goes smoother
	1:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ah! What settings did you tweak?
	1:56pm Beany: Present and correct (with apple crumble)
	1:56pm worldsworstrecords: My sample rate was wrong
	1:56pm worldsworstrecords: it was set to 48k rather than 44.1
	1:56pm worldsworstrecords: Beany!
	1:57pm worldsworstrecords: Everything else seems to be correct, so I'm hoping that might solve the wee handover glitch
	1:57pm worldsworstrecords: We'll find out in a couple of minutes GG!
	1:58pm Beany: I read that as "twerking your settings"
	1:58pm worldsworstrecords: same diff...
	1:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello, Beany, my lovely! :-)
	1:58pm worldsworstrecords: ...especially with an arse the size of mine!
	1:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Fingers crossed!
	1:59pm Beany: Hi DJ GeorgyGirl. Thankfully your show does not clash with the Liverpool game.
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - That's good news! :-)
	2:00pm Paper Kosmonaut: I prefer a cookie.
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: IT WORKED!!!
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: OHHH.... that seemed to work!
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello PK, my lovely one! :-)
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: YEAH BABY!!
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: Hey hey, PK!
	2:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Is it ..... THAT George Garabedian? :-)
	2:01pm Rich in Washington: Darryl!
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: Oh yes...
	2:01pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hey hey hey peeps. Fully prepared for some bad reckordsz.
	2:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Oh. I'm already dancing!!
	2:02pm worldsworstrecords: Rich!
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello, lovely Rich! :-)
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - YAY!!
	2:02pm Paper Kosmonaut: Good heavens. Hearing the intro I always think och, how bad can it be? and then the "singing" starts.
	2:03pm Listener Robert: Was this primarily a promotional piece for tourism, or did it aspire to pop music?
	2:03pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - You know you're in the right place ;-)
	2:03pm worldsworstrecords: This is a wonderful album... you'll be hearing much more from it soon!
	2:03pm Paper Kosmonaut: I guess this was to keep people off the island.
	2:04pm worldsworstrecords: It was entirely self-funded by a local sleb (a newscaster or TV presenter I think)
	2:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Chris just said "What WAS their to do in St Helier in 1975?" Lol
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: Cmurtha sent me e link to this... I hope he's listening in and enjoying the show
	2:05pm Rich in Washington: McGruff has been cancelled. Something about him being both anthropomorphic and naked under a raincoat.
	2:06pm Beany: He likes Beany? I must wash my ears...
	2:06pm Listener Robert: Paper Kosmonaut, on Meanwhile in Russia on YouTube there's a band covering "Hotel California", and it's promoted as really awful, but actually it's only the singer who is. The band is actually pretty good.
	2:06pm Feldy: McGruff isn't on drugs and is "free" which suggests he did drugs back in the day
	2:06pm worldsworstrecords: yet Donald Duck has been walking around without his trousers on for almost a century?
	2:06pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Listener Robert!!
	2:06pm MHLee: This song could work if devo did it
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Adam!!! Hello, lovely :-)
	2:07pm Feldy: Somebody please loop the part where he said "I'm going to celebrate... drugs..."
	2:07pm worldsworstrecords: MHLee!!
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I keep thinking he's about to say "Drugs are ..... great!" Lol
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello, MHLee, my lovely! I need a Devo cover! :-)
	2:07pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ Robert, like that girl in her red dress. The music is played quite well although a tad simple but the singing is just awful.
	2:07pm Listener Robert: Before the drugs, s/he was a human being.
	2:08pm worldsworstrecords: Hello again, Adam F
	2:08pm MHLee: Hello friends
	2:08pm worldsworstrecords: And a belated welcome to Listener Robert too!
	2:08pm Feldy: This show always-always pays-off on the promise of the title
	2:08pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): I did some McGruff looping in my August sound collage, "Conformity (Are you sure that that thing is true?)": wfmu.org...
	2:09pm Paper Kosmonaut: Darryl, is this fellow the same man who sang "I am my own granpaw"?
	2:09pm Rich in Washington: Kenzo! I remember that.
	2:09pm Mr Fab: That was actually pretty funny.
	2:09pm worldsworstrecords: Kenzo!!
	2:09pm worldsworstrecords: TANDARTS!!! DENTIST!!!
	2:09pm MHLee: The guitar was so sloppy
	2:10pm Paper Kosmonaut: TANDARTS!!!!!
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: DENTIST!!
	2:10pm Listener Robert: McThief the Crime Cat didn't sing.
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Kenzo! :-)
	2:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hey there Mr Fab! :-)
	2:10pm worldsworstrecords: lol Robert!
	2:10pm Feldy: BTW hi Daryl and Georgy!
	2:11pm Mr Fab: And Darryl yes, the transition went smoothly. No need to refresh, yay!
	2:11pm worldsworstrecords: I can't work out if the woman the song is abut has killed herself or she was murdered by the guy she's singing to
	2:11pm MHLee: Bruh.... im sorry gods phone is busy
	2:11pm worldsworstrecords: Mr F! By jove, I think we have got it!
	2:12pm Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever): Hello hello
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Ah ... the "Day Before You Came" theory!
	2:13pm Paper Kosmonaut: My ears!
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - You and me both!
	2:14pm worldsworstrecords: Really, GG? I had no idea that was what the Blancmange/Abba classic was about
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have always thought that this record is a crime ...
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Lol
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: THIS version, not The Beatles, I hasten to add!
	2:15pm worldsworstrecords: Understood ;-)
	2:15pm worldsworstrecords: Beany will have the next couple in his collection
	2:15pm Jan Turkenburg: what a lovely voices...
	2:15pm Beany: Was there a glitch then? I thought I had lost you for a second.
	2:16pm MHLee: Jalopy fits
	2:16pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Jan! :-)
	2:16pm worldsworstrecords: I am having a few 'net issues here Beany, so that may be the case
	2:16pm Jan Turkenburg: :-)
	2:17pm worldsworstrecords: It seemed appropriate to play this, after taking the rise out of Brighton and Hove Albion recently ;-)
	2:17pm Beany: Nope. I did not know Emu had recorded anything. ;-)
	2:17pm Listener Robert: Is Hit a vanity press? Or did someone convince them the Jalopy Five had a future other than on programs like this? Think there's a sizable market for irony buyers?
	2:17pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Too right! Lol
	2:17pm Jan Turkenburg: ah! I think I've got a weird cover for coming friday on Focus. They really love football songs!
	2:18pm worldsworstrecords: No Robert, Hit was a cheapo supermarket covers label, a bit like Embassy here in the UK
	2:18pm Paper Kosmonaut: and then there was Bernie Clifton with his ostrich - what is it with britis comedians and birds under their arms?
	2:18pm Paper Kosmonaut: +h
	2:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - It's a weird area I agree!
	2:19pm Listener Robert: Thanks, WWR. I know practically nothing of the business.
	2:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Course you can, Malcolm!
	2:19pm worldsworstrecords: no worries, my friend :-)
	2:21pm Beany: I have loads of football CDs. I must try to find them.
	2:21pm worldsworstrecords: There a goldmine for crap, Beany
	2:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: There's also a Goldstone for crap, but that's another story ... ;-)
	2:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: It's Kat Slater again ;-)
	2:22pm worldsworstrecords: hahaha... true, GG!
	2:22pm Beany: Do you know who Mike Absalom is Darryl? He does not appear on your playlist database.
	2:23pm worldsworstrecords: He's not on my radar Beany... I shall have to investigate
	2:24pm Beany: I have acquired some "stuff". I will send some files.
	2:25pm worldsworstrecords: From your late friend's collection? there's som fascinating stuff in there
	2:25pm Mr Fab: sports records make singing actors sound like geniuses.
	2:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: WOW
	2:26pm Jan Turkenburg: Whatever you do to this song, it's one of the worst melodies ever written.
	2:26pm worldsworstrecords: That drummer is a killer
	2:26pm worldsworstrecords: ... but he does only know one fill
	2:26pm Jan Turkenburg: Yes, he should have refused the job!
	2:27pm Beany: Correct. It is his funeral tomorrow. We will be celebrating his life. Massive country fan so I'm hoping to find some crap when I can through the piles.
	2:27pm Listener Robert: Funny how when they sing wordlessly, they match the alternate lyrics.
	2:27pm worldsworstrecords: oh. bless. I hope that goes as well as these things can
	2:27pm Beany: This is fab!
	2:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - <3
	2:28pm worldsworstrecords: Ba-Bee-Lon...
	2:28pm Jan Turkenburg: sending you strength Beany!
	2:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Huge hugs to you xx
	2:28pm worldsworstrecords: Fur Georgy ;-)
	2:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: <3 George Garabedian <3
	2:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Thank you :-) x
	2:29pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi Robert btw!
	2:29pm Beany: Cheers. Laura Cantrell & Champion Doug Veitch have posted messages on his Facebook page already.
	2:29pm worldsworstrecords: that's very sweet of them
	2:30pm Beany: THIS. This is what we come here for!
	2:31pm Beany: W.T.F?
	2:31pm worldsworstrecords: hahahaha! Did you not know this already, Beany?
	2:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This is INSANE
	2:32pm Beany: Afraid not. I resign my commission. I'm going to listen to Adele and Coldplay from now on.
	2:33pm worldsworstrecords: UGH!!
	2:35pm Paper Kosmonaut: urgh.
	2:35pm worldsworstrecords: Incidentally, next week I'll be playing listeners' 20 favourites from the last three years and the following week, for my three year anniversary, I'm playing my favourite 20 songs from the last 36 months
	2:35pm Jan Turkenburg: omg... it's like William Shattner rocketing into space in 2021, it's not quite the same...
	2:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Can't wait!!
	2:35pm Paper Kosmonaut: This Star Trek ditty is not really good...
	2:35pm worldsworstrecords: go, go Lulu, and your Happy Shoes!
	2:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Lulu gettin' groovy!
	2:36pm Beany: Have you heard Lulu's version of Nellie the Elephant?
	2:36pm worldsworstrecords: I think so, Beany
	2:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Stretch your arms out ... now grab that pint ... and down it. Stretch ... drink ... stretch ... drink. And rest.
	2:37pm Beany: I'm doing these exercises too.
	2:37pm worldsworstrecords: Roll up that tenner.... and sniff, two, three four...
	2:37pm Mr Fab: Georgy-cize!
	2:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Mr Fab - ;-)
	2:38pm worldsworstrecords: georgie Best! Superstar! Wears frilly knickers and a Playtex bra...
	2:38pm Paper Kosmonaut: That album cover is... Interesting. Her censoring block has been lifted though.
	2:39pm worldsworstrecords: lol PK!
	2:40pm MHLee: How many syllables did then put in pasty
	2:40pm Rich in Washington: Wonderfully wretched!
	2:40pm worldsworstrecords: paaaaaaaaaaaaaasty
	2:41pm Paper Kosmonaut: Arrrrrrr
	2:41pm Paper Kosmonaut: It could have been a Reeves and Mortimer song.
	2:41pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Yes!
	2:43pm MHLee: This is miserable
	2:44pm worldsworstrecords: Three Beat Slide should cover this
	2:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I was not expecting that guitar!
	2:46pm MHLee: This sounds like when i sing to myself on the spot
	2:46pm worldsworstrecords: some great guitar on this
	2:46pm Paper Kosmonaut: Ron didn't have enough money to buy the vowels and consonants to actually spell Cadillac.
	2:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @MHLee - Me in the shower. Lol
	2:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - LOL!
	2:46pm worldsworstrecords: hahaha PK....
	2:47pm worldsworstrecords: he can hold a note longer than Bill Withers
	2:47pm Beany: Why did Tiki Records release this record?
	2:47pm Paper Kosmonaut: The cover shows him and his Mini-me Ronnie Kdlc.
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: I expect because Ron paid them
	2:48pm Paper Kosmonaut: his mini me takes the note over.
	2:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The Ron Kadlec track is simultaneously really quite awful and utterly fabulous
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: Isn't it just, GG?
	2:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - I got quite carried away by it!
	2:49pm MHLee: I listen this album sometimes, but the reissue.
	2:50pm Paper Kosmonaut: Arcese sounds made up like covfefe.
	2:50pm worldsworstrecords: Just two more tracks after this, then it's all over to Georgy's to pay homage to Alan Hawkshaw: www.wfmu.org...
	2:50pm MHLee: bought
	2:50pm Rich in Washington: This sounds like it's sung by Monty Python's Mr. Gumby.
	2:50pm Paper Kosmonaut: LOL @ Rich!
	2:50pm worldsworstrecords: lol Rich!
	2:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Yet another stunning show, Darryl! Always a treat :-) x
	2:51pm MHLee: I particularly like the title track
	2:51pm worldsworstrecords: Pretty begonias... tulips.... crysanthingumunums
	2:51pm worldsworstrecords: awww, thank you GG x
	2:51pm worldsworstrecords: It's a stunner, MHL
	2:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - That's my drag name ... Crysanthingumums ;-)
	2:52pm Mr Fab: Ha, I now have the mental image of a gumby singing this.
	2:52pm worldsworstrecords: Mine is Madge Cutler...
	2:52pm Paper Kosmonaut: Thanks Darryl, really some leg-crossing stunners this time. Enjoyed it lot.
	2:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Lol!
	2:53pm worldsworstrecords: Thank you, PK... glad you enjoyed it!
	2:54pm Paper Kosmonaut: whoa-lee krab. I forgot all about Anna Lisa Ingemansson.
	2:54pm worldsworstrecords: thank you all for joining me: don't forget to turn up for the first of the two-part anniversary special next week
	2:54pm MHLee: @worldsworstrecords its also npt the only thing on it's label. There is another album on Alpha and that has generated some interest as to whether there is a connection
	2:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - I shall be there! :-)
	2:55pm worldsworstrecords: I'd forgotten about that, MHLee... but John A had a really long career and in the 40s and 50s was signed to major labels
	2:55pm Rich in Washington: Herregud
	2:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Stairway to Stardom!
	2:56pm worldsworstrecords: That's your lot, folks. Cuckoo!!
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: Cuckoo!!
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: 'see' you all here next week, back at our usual time
	2:57pm Rich in Washington: Top drawer horribleness, Darryl, as always.. Thank you so much!
	2:57pm Beany: It certainly is Darryl!
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: You're welcome, Rich!
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: Cheers Beany! Good luck for tomorrow, my friend
	2:58pm Paper Kosmonaut: Best for last. Man.... Ow! Me ears.
	2:58pm Mr Fab: Almost three years and the well of worst-ness appears to be in no danger of running dry. My eternal thanks, Darryl.
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: Cuckoo!!
	2:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Much love to you, Beany x
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: You're welcome, Senor Eff
	2:59pm Beany: Much appreciation my chums.
	2:59pm Jan Turkenburg: thanks Drolletje!
	2:59pm worldsworstrecords: Cuckoo!!
	2:59pm Rich in Washington: I have no idea what GG's got on tap next but I can't wait. Me likes surprises
	2:59pm worldsworstrecords: Thank you, Jan

The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from November 3, 2021

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