WFMU: The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from December 22, 2021

Listener comments!
	1:02pm worldsworstrecords: Coming your way at the top of the hour... sixty minutes of sucky Christmassy-themed 'music'!
	1:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello! :-)
	1:39pm worldsworstrecords: hey there, Georgy Girl...
	1:41pm DJ GeorgyGirl: :-)
	1:41pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Just doing my pre-flight checks :-)
	1:46pm worldsworstrecords: Flying away. on Cocoanut Airways?
	1:47pm DJ GeorgyGirl: LOL! It would certainly be warmer in Barbados than it is right now in Brighton that's for sure! ;-)
	1:49pm worldsworstrecords: Well, you don't want to be bus driving all your life... do you?
	1:49pm Beany: Right. I have Old Peculier* in my hand. Now ENTERTAIN me! *It's a strong dark beer.
	1:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: True :-)
	1:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Beany! And thanks for clarifying! Lol
	1:51pm worldsworstrecords: BEANY!! You get a shout out or two this evening
	1:51pm Beany: The usual suspects (the best ones) are here first again. ;-)
	1:51pm worldsworstrecords: (I have water and a bag of sweet chilli peanuts)
	1:53pm Beany: I'm hoping I may have time to myself next week to catch up with some of my acquisitions from this year. I wouldn't bet on it though...
	1:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have been munching my way through the Christmas cupboard again ;-)
	1:56pm worldsworstrecords: I opened the celebrations yesterday... my bad!
	1:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Once the food gets opened ... all bets are off!
	1:58pm worldsworstrecords: Do you like my header image?
	1:59pm Beany: I'm resisting the Kraken rum I bought for myself. Someone is showing off with a flashy header.
	1:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I like it very much! :-)
	2:00pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hello.
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: ...here we go!
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello PK!! :-)
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: There you are! I had to refresh
	2:01pm Beany: Phew. I thought you were not starting then...
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: That's me, approximately 56 years go!
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: so did I! That's worrying...
	2:01pm Mr Fab: Hell-o, Darryl!
	2:02pm worldsworstrecords: I hope everything is ok.. not had to do that for a few weeks now
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Mr Fab! Good timing!
	2:02pm Mr Fab: LOL-ing already
	2:02pm Beany: It is worth repeating... I LOVE WING x
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Christmas Elves in the works ;-)
	2:02pm Paper Kosmonaut: Wing! Did the strings of my ... intestines...
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - LOL!
	2:02pm worldsworstrecords: Hopefully nothing more than that, GG x
	2:03pm worldsworstrecords: hey hey, PK! Afternoon, Mr F!
	2:03pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Keeping everything crossed :-) x
	2:04pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hello everyones. Hooray! Tomorrow I will have a root canal! But that is not important now.
	2:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Oh!! Sending HUGE hugs then! <3
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: that's the last thing you'll be thinking about for the next hour, PK
	2:06pm DJ GeorgyGirl: They do say if you have pain somewhere you need to substitute pain elsewhere ... Lol Pain in your ears should do it! ;-)
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Johnnie Alvin sounds like he's had root canal ...
	2:07pm Rich in Washington: Wonderfully wretched!
	2:07pm worldsworstrecords: hey there, Rich!
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Rich! :-)
	2:07pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ Darryl: I don't even think about it anyway. It is a case of good riddance to pain tomorrow. I am not afraid of the dentist and his occasional drilleries.
	2:07pm Beany: This record should take away all feeling in your body.
	2:07pm WRich in Washington: Hi Darryl! Hi GeorgyGirl!
	2:08pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ GG 02:06: That is indeed what this show is perfect for.
	2:08pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Rudolph with your song so shite, won't you plug my ears tonight? ;-)
	2:08pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - <3
	2:09pm WRich in Washington: That record reminded me to make my yearly donation to Planned Parenthood.
	2:09pm worldsworstrecords: hahahaha!
	2:09pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Rich - LOL!
	2:10pm Beany: I will have to see if my grandsons are tone deaf. I could be sitting on a fortune!
	2:10pm Paper Kosmonaut: This child has zero breathing techniques. Let alone a steady pitch. what a disappointment.
	2:10pm worldsworstrecords: Possibly, Beany!
	2:11pm Beany: I'm sensing a theme here...
	2:12pm worldsworstrecords: Just one more in this mini-thread, Beany
	2:12pm Paper Kosmonaut: The great thing about my previous comment is that is applicable to each singing brat in this program.
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Singing children <shudder>
	2:13pm worldsworstrecords: Recycling comments... that's one way to stave off global warming
	2:13pm WRich in Washington: Don-O's Wiggle Room segment last night made me aware - via a very funny Patton Oswalt bit - of a horrible new strain of Xmas song called Christmas Shoes. I looked it up and it did not disappoint in its horrid maudlin-ness (if that's a word).
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Apart from Judy Garland. She's the exception. Obvs.
	2:13pm Beany: I'm not complaining. I'm just anxious to hear you-know-who. Clue: a green bird.
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Rich - Oh!!! Is that what the SNL parody was referencing?
	2:14pm Paper Kosmonaut: Children <shudder>. As W.C Fields probably once said: "I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one."
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Lol
	2:16pm Mr Fab: Mrs Fab and I were wondering about that P Oswald bit, we also weren't familiar with that song. Living in our own weird-music bubble has protected us from such infections.
	2:16pm worldsworstrecords: he'll be along soon enough, Beany
	2:16pm Paper Kosmonaut: After his escape to England, Rudolf changed his name to Troy and started a singing career. And he had an age change because he felt he was a child locked up in the body of a German adult.
	2:16pm worldsworstrecords: You'll particularly enjoy today's Death Disc then, Rich ;-)
	2:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: SMooth transition, Darryl.
	2:17pm worldsworstrecords: Troy Hess should definitely have been locked up in Spandau, PK
	2:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Who are you calling a Ho Ho Ho?
	2:18pm Rich in Washington: LOL Georgy!
	2:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Mama's boyfriend?? This took a turn!
	2:19pm Rich in Washington: I did nazi that joke coming, Darryl! :D
	2:20pm Paper Kosmonaut: "Bawfriyend"
	2:20pm worldsworstrecords: LOL Rich!!
	2:20pm Mr Fab: he sleeps in cars? What, no one locks their doors?
	2:20pm Feldy: Santa's vindictive. Hi Darryl! Hi Georgy!
	2:20pm David in California: Hi Darryl. Is this the same Troy Hess who recorded "Please Don't Go Topless, Mother"?
	2:20pm worldsworstrecords: The rednecks of Redneckville are a trusting lot... drunk, but trusting
	2:21pm worldsworstrecords: Hey there, Adam F!
	2:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Adam, my lovely! :-)
	2:21pm worldsworstrecords: Indeed it is David in Cali
	2:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi there David in CA! :-)
	2:21pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ David: Hahahahahaha!
	2:21pm Feldy: Paper Kos! Rich! Fab-man! David in CA! Beany!
	2:22pm Beany: I'm filling up listening to this tale. With more alcohol that is.
	2:22pm Paper Kosmonaut: Howdy Feldy! How yer doin'?
	2:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Bloody Hell, that was GRIM. Lol!
	2:22pm worldsworstrecords: This could easily have been this week's TANDARTS, but I've a better on later ('specially for Rich)
	2:22pm Aitch: Up in time for some dreadful
	2:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Aitch! :-)
	2:23pm worldsworstrecords: Welcome, Aitch!
	2:23pm Feldy: Swell, PK! How're you? I just got my booster shot, and have four hours of work left for the year
	2:23pm David in California: Hi DJGG, PK, and Feldy!
	2:23pm Aitch: Hey all. Love a bit of Sheena dreadful
	2:23pm Paper Kosmonaut: Mother dear, I know you must work Though the job you got is really not the answer I'm so ashamed to be the only guy in my gang Whose mother is a topless go-go dancer Oh, please don't go topless, Mother I hate to be quite so blunt The kids all laugh but I don't cry You're not the only one who's putting up a front Oh, please don't go topless, Mother But I just can not tell a lie You're ruining your reputation And I can give you two big reasons why Please don't go topless, Mother Even though it buys me clothes to wear I'd rathеr wear old rags, Mother You've got a burdеn you shouldn't have to bear Oh, please don't go topless, Mother Little friends won't come to see me But their daddy's do I'll shine shoes, I'll collect pop bottles Anything to help out Then we'll go off together and start over With no shame for the people to talk about
	2:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - Got mine tomorrow. :-) How are you doing?
	2:24pm worldsworstrecords: the very thing, PK
	2:24pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ Adam: I think I can apply for an appointment for a jab next week but the appointment itself will probs be halfway through january... Stuff goes slow here.
	2:25pm Feldy: Couldn't be better, Georgy ;) How's things in Brighton?
	2:25pm Rich in Washington: Ooo!
	2:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - All good here! :-) Although I've just realised that I'm wearing a purple t-shirt and a green cardigan so I'm cutting a Joker dash as we speak ;-)
	2:26pm Paper Kosmonaut: And I thought The Sisterhood was an inbetween band of Andrew Eldritch of The Sisters of Mercy.
	2:26pm worldsworstrecords: Recognise this one, Rich? ;-)
	2:26pm Rich in Washington: How many Xmas MSR records came out under the Sisterhood name? I've got two that aren't on Discogs.
	2:27pm Feldy: Georgy, if you have orange pants you could be a color-wheel triad :)
	2:27pm worldsworstrecords: I think I have one too, from about '78
	2:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - I don't ... but now I want some :-)
	2:28pm worldsworstrecords: That was a very different band, PK!
	2:28pm Rich in Washington: It's funny, Darryl. This time of year, big, for-profit 'charity' chain Goodwill puts out a big pile of Xmas records and I NEVER look through them but this year did out of sheer boredom and found a bunch of MSR xmas records.
	2:28pm Feldy: I have some bright red trousers, almost orange, so I'd better get those back out
	2:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - I like it!! :-)
	2:29pm worldsworstrecords: I'm very jealous, Rich... that stuff never turns up here in the UK
	2:30pm Feldy: Hang on, Darryl, I think this record is from the World's Okayest Records pile
	2:30pm Beany: I was distracted by reading online how bad liquorice is for causing high blood pressure. I have asked Santa for a great big tub!
	2:31pm worldsworstrecords: You may be right, Adam
	2:31pm Rich in Washington: I thought Ricky sang 'gringo bells' for a second.
	2:31pm Beany: Ah but the USA don't have Ladbaby every Christmas...
	2:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Really? What causes that??
	2:32pm worldsworstrecords: Doesn't this guy sound like Rodd Keith doing his country yokel schtick?
	2:32pm Mr Fab: haha Feldy, "the World's Okayest Records"
	2:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I don't know how I feel about the Ladbaby records ...
	2:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - It certainly does!
	2:33pm worldsworstrecords: the Ladbaby thing is all very worthy, but it will stop Knut getting to Number One with Boris Is Still A F**** C*
	2:34pm Paper Kosmonaut: Argh! My ears!
	2:34pm Beany: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...
	2:34pm Feldy: LOL @Rich "gringo bells"
	2:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - I mean, I support the charity side of it ... but every year??
	2:34pm worldsworstrecords: borisjohnson.info
	2:35pm Paper Kosmonaut: At least Boris has become Dick of the Year again.
	2:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: DEAR. GOD. WHY. WHY. WHY. MAKE. IT. STOP. FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. GOD.
	2:35pm worldsworstrecords: he did indeed, PK
	2:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Good job I don't like it! That's scary reading!
	2:36pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I think that Sentinel Band record gave me a stroke ..
	2:36pm worldsworstrecords: oh dear...
	2:37pm Beany: I love it @GG especially dark beer with added liquorice.
	2:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ah ... tinkly sounds. That's better :-)
	2:37pm Paper Kosmonaut: Julius Larosa should try and show his jingle dingle to the Simne elementary kids.
	2:38pm worldsworstrecords: lol!
	2:38pm worldsworstrecords: Here you go, Beany!
	2:38pm Beany: This was also released on a picture disc!
	2:39pm worldsworstrecords: 'white Kiss-masssss'
	2:39pm Paper Kosmonaut: Another thing I cannot really appreciate. Grown up men with their arms deeply buried in birds.
	2:39pm Beany: Sadly too late for a Wing/Orville duet.
	2:40pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - To be fair that'll be half the households in the UK on Saturday!
	2:40pm worldsworstrecords: I'm ok with other peoples' sexual fetishes, so long as it doesn't frighten the horses
	2:40pm Aitch: Particularly hideous
	2:40pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ GG: Hahahahaha!
	2:40pm Beany: LOTS OF THINGS ARE GREEN AT CHRISTMAS!!!
	2:40pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - ;-)
	2:40pm worldsworstrecords: Are you ready for this, Rich?
	2:41pm Paper Kosmonaut: good grief....
	2:41pm Rich in Washington: I'm bracing myself...
	2:42pm Paper Kosmonaut: TANDARTS!!1!!!11 Tomorrow! Root Canal! Arghh!
	2:42pm worldsworstrecords: TANDARTS!!! DENTIST!!!
	2:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: DENTIST!
	2:42pm Rich in Washington: Oh. MY.
	2:42pm worldsworstrecords: barf
	2:43pm Mr Fab: Ah, I'll finally get to hear this. Was this actually a hit or something?
	2:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ambassador Darryl - with this song you are really spoiling us ... lol
	2:43pm worldsworstrecords: It was HUGE, Mr F!
	2:43pm Paper Kosmonaut: The last shards of enamel now splinters from my molars.
	2:43pm Rich in Washington: This rival's (It's Going To Be) An Old Fashioned Christmas for sheer cheesyness.
	2:43pm Feldy: I bet this was a hit in the midwest/south. He said "My mama"
	2:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Yep, this is what SNL were taking the piss out of ... I get it now :-)
	2:43pm worldsworstrecords: en.wikipedia.org...
	2:44pm worldsworstrecords: Is that the Linda Bennett single, Rich?
	2:45pm Beany: It's awful but this show proves there are worse songs.
	2:46pm Paper Kosmonaut: it has all the ingredients of awfulness., though.
	2:46pm worldsworstrecords: you should have waited until the kiddie choir turned up, Beany
	2:46pm Mr Fab: I'm LOL-ing thru out this.
	2:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This is truly, truly AWFUL
	2:46pm worldsworstrecords: it's all kinds of vile
	2:47pm worldsworstrecords: There's even a film based on it!
	2:47pm Beany: It really does need a country & western slide guitar...
	2:47pm Rich in Washington: Yeah, Darryl. That's my all time worst xmas song.
	2:47pm Feldy: THANK YOU for the Go-Gos palette cleanser!
	2:47pm Listener Robert: Yeah, that's the Christmas spirit all right: timing a loved one's death to coincide with the gift of new shoes.
	2:47pm Paper Kosmonaut: Now after the fake Sisterhood here we have the fake Go-Go's.
	2:47pm Ursula1000: EXTERMINATE!!!!!!! ;)
	2:48pm Mr Fab: Where was mama meeting Jesus? In some cheap motel? That's why she had to look good.
	2:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: OH!!! When you said The Go-Go's ... I was thinking "But ... they never made any bad records..." LOL You didn't mean THOSE Go-Go's ... you meant THESE Go-Go's :-)
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: It wouldn't be the WWRRS Christmas show without the Go-Go's
	2:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Listener Robert! :-)
	2:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hey there Ursula! :-)
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: A very different Go-Go's...
	2:48pm Ursula1000: hiya GG!
	2:48pm Paper Kosmonaut: Mewwy Cwistmas
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: hey there, Listener Robert
	2:48pm Beany: 1964 - the original Go-Go's
	2:49pm worldsworstrecords: U1K!!!
	2:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Mr Fab - And if his mum was about to cark it why was he out shopping??? I smell a rat ...!
	2:49pm Paper Kosmonaut: Those Daleks will seal their lips. FOR..GOOOD!!!!!
	2:49pm worldsworstrecords: lol PK!
	2:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Too right!!
	2:50pm worldsworstrecords: Just two songs left after this, and I'm ending with an absolute classic... a really great record
	2:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Looking forward to it!
	2:51pm worldsworstrecords: Don't forget that it's DJGG TBHH next: www.wfmu.org...
	2:52pm Paper Kosmonaut: Native American Santa Claus had too many syllables, I guess.
	2:52pm worldsworstrecords: You'll love it, GG... it's right up your strasse!
	2:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Look at all those letters!! :-)
	2:53pm worldsworstrecords: blame Beany for this
	2:53pm Beany: Roxy Music released a Christmas single as The Dumbells. My gift to you... www.youtube.com...
	2:53pm Feldy: Bring it.
	2:53pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Naughty words alert!!
	2:53pm worldsworstrecords: I had no idea, Beany!
	2:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Language, Timothy!
	2:55pm Paper Kosmonaut: What's with the trousers of that cap-wearing dude? Does he just have short legs or is he sitting on his briefs?
	2:55pm Beany: I also have a private compilation of rude Ivor Biggun Christmas songs. I shall send you a copy ;-)
	2:55pm worldsworstrecords: Short legs, PK... he's vertically challenged
	2:55pm Mr Fab: PK: he looks dwarf-y.
	2:55pm Feldy: So surprising that she left this guy
	2:56pm Paper Kosmonaut: Okay, then it is okay.
	2:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - Right? He sounds like a prince! Lol
	2:56pm worldsworstrecords: A CLASSIC!
	2:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: YES!!!!! LOVE THIS!!!!
	2:56pm Paper Kosmonaut: Peter Dinklage also was in a punk band. Coincidence?
	2:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Magnificent show, Darryl!!! :-) x
	2:56pm worldsworstrecords: Thought you would ;-)
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: Thank you all... hope you enjoyed this Festive Fifteen (plus four!)
	2:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - It was perfect! :-)
	2:58pm Paper Kosmonaut: Tomorrow, my dentist will wonder where all my enamel has gone after he saw it all there in my mouth earlier today. Thanks Darryl!
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: Bless you, GG x
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: You're welcome, PK!
	2:58pm Beany: I heart this record and this show. Roll on next Wednesday. Best wishes to all you lovely people.
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: I shall be back next week with another hour of nonsense.... until then have a brilliant Christmas, won't you?
	2:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Huge hugs everyone! :-)
	2:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I know I'm next ... but have hugs anyway ;-)
	2:59pm worldsworstrecords: Love to you and yours xx
	2:59pm Paper Kosmonaut: Byeeeee
	2:59pm Feldy: Thanks Darryl! Wonderful Christmastime to you
	2:59pm Mr Fab: merry everything to you and yours, Darryl!
	2:59pm Rich in Washington: Wonderful show, Darryl! Thanks so much! Hope you have a great holiday(s)!

The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from December 22, 2021

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December 22, 2021: The World's Worst Records Radio Show: Episode 159: Christmas 2021

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Approx. start time
Wing	Santa Claus On a Helicopter "Santa Claus On a Helicopter" by "Wing"	Carols, Rap and Sing: a Beautiful Christmas	Mcrapperson Music Productions	2010	EP	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Judy and the Duets	Christmas With the Beatles		Ware	1964	7"	0:03:57 (Pop-up)
Johnnie Alvin	Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer		Warner Brothers	1958	7"	0:06:20 (Pop-up)
Little Anthony Jones	Dear Gesu Bambino		Ember	1962	7"	0:08:26 (Pop-up)
Barry Gordon	Zoomah the Santa Claus From Mars		MGM	1956	7"	0:10:53 (Pop-up)
Troy Hess	I Dreamed About Christmas Last Night		Janalyn	1970	7"	0:14:11 (Pop-up)
Red Sovine	Faith In Santa (Billy's Christmas Wish)	Christmas With Red Sovine	Gusto Records	1978	LP	0:17:46 (Pop-up)
Bob Anthony	Christmas in London "Christmas in London" by "Bob Anthony"		Regis Rose Records	1978	7"	0:22:37 (Pop-up)
The Sisterhood	Those Elves Have Got to Go	1975 Christmas Album	MSR Records	1975	LP	0:25:28 (Pop-up)
Ricky Vera And Steve Allen	How Can Santa Come to Puerto Rico		Coral	1953	7"	0:28:14 (Pop-up)
Little Betty Ashley & J.W. Thompson	The Christmas Dolly		Fine Records	1955	7"	0:31:32 (Pop-up)
Sirrine Elementary School Sentinel Band	Silent Night	Sounds of Christmas From Sirrine	Gabriel	1985		0:33:57 (Pop-up)
Julius Larosa and Archie Bleyer	Jingle Dingle		Cadence	1955	7"	0:36:10 (Pop-up)
Keith Harris and Orville	White Christmas		Columbia	1985	7"	0:38:09 (Pop-up)
Newsong	The Christmas Shoes "The Christmas Shoes" by "Newsong"	The Christmas Shoes	Reunion Records	2001	CD	0:42:03 (Pop-up)
The Go-Go's	I'm Gonna Spend My Christmas With a Dalek		Oriole	1964	7"	0:47:05 (Pop-up)
Lorene Mann	Indian Santa Claus "Indian Santa Claus" by "Lorene Mann"		RCA	1969	7"	0:49:32 (Pop-up)
Avondale45	Xmas Time (Explicit Mix)		TamJam Music	2012	CD	0:52:50 (Pop-up)
Dora Bryan	All I Want for Christmas is a Beatle		Fontana	1963	7"	0:56:18 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	1:02pm worldsworstrecords: Coming your way at the top of the hour... sixty minutes of sucky Christmassy-themed 'music'!
	1:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello! :-)
	1:39pm worldsworstrecords: hey there, Georgy Girl...
	1:41pm DJ GeorgyGirl: :-)
	1:41pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Just doing my pre-flight checks :-)
	1:46pm worldsworstrecords: Flying away. on Cocoanut Airways?
	1:47pm DJ GeorgyGirl: LOL! It would certainly be warmer in Barbados than it is right now in Brighton that's for sure! ;-)
	1:49pm worldsworstrecords: Well, you don't want to be bus driving all your life... do you?
	1:49pm Beany: Right. I have Old Peculier* in my hand. Now ENTERTAIN me! *It's a strong dark beer.
	1:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: True :-)
	1:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Beany! And thanks for clarifying! Lol
	1:51pm worldsworstrecords: BEANY!! You get a shout out or two this evening
	1:51pm Beany: The usual suspects (the best ones) are here first again. ;-)
	1:51pm worldsworstrecords: (I have water and a bag of sweet chilli peanuts)
	1:53pm Beany: I'm hoping I may have time to myself next week to catch up with some of my acquisitions from this year. I wouldn't bet on it though...
	1:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have been munching my way through the Christmas cupboard again ;-)
	1:56pm worldsworstrecords: I opened the celebrations yesterday... my bad!
	1:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Once the food gets opened ... all bets are off!
	1:58pm worldsworstrecords: Do you like my header image?
	1:59pm Beany: I'm resisting the Kraken rum I bought for myself. Someone is showing off with a flashy header.
	1:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I like it very much! :-)
	2:00pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hello.
	2:00pm worldsworstrecords: ...here we go!
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello PK!! :-)
	2:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: There you are! I had to refresh
	2:01pm Beany: Phew. I thought you were not starting then...
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: That's me, approximately 56 years go!
	2:01pm worldsworstrecords: so did I! That's worrying...
	2:01pm Mr Fab: Hell-o, Darryl!
	2:02pm worldsworstrecords: I hope everything is ok.. not had to do that for a few weeks now
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Mr Fab! Good timing!
	2:02pm Mr Fab: LOL-ing already
	2:02pm Beany: It is worth repeating... I LOVE WING x
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Christmas Elves in the works ;-)
	2:02pm Paper Kosmonaut: Wing! Did the strings of my ... intestines...
	2:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - LOL!
	2:02pm worldsworstrecords: Hopefully nothing more than that, GG x
	2:03pm worldsworstrecords: hey hey, PK! Afternoon, Mr F!
	2:03pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Keeping everything crossed :-) x
	2:04pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hello everyones. Hooray! Tomorrow I will have a root canal! But that is not important now.
	2:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Oh!! Sending HUGE hugs then! <3
	2:05pm worldsworstrecords: that's the last thing you'll be thinking about for the next hour, PK
	2:06pm DJ GeorgyGirl: They do say if you have pain somewhere you need to substitute pain elsewhere ... Lol Pain in your ears should do it! ;-)
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Johnnie Alvin sounds like he's had root canal ...
	2:07pm Rich in Washington: Wonderfully wretched!
	2:07pm worldsworstrecords: hey there, Rich!
	2:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Rich! :-)
	2:07pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ Darryl: I don't even think about it anyway. It is a case of good riddance to pain tomorrow. I am not afraid of the dentist and his occasional drilleries.
	2:07pm Beany: This record should take away all feeling in your body.
	2:07pm WRich in Washington: Hi Darryl! Hi GeorgyGirl!
	2:08pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ GG 02:06: That is indeed what this show is perfect for.
	2:08pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Rudolph with your song so shite, won't you plug my ears tonight? ;-)
	2:08pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - <3
	2:09pm WRich in Washington: That record reminded me to make my yearly donation to Planned Parenthood.
	2:09pm worldsworstrecords: hahahaha!
	2:09pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Rich - LOL!
	2:10pm Beany: I will have to see if my grandsons are tone deaf. I could be sitting on a fortune!
	2:10pm Paper Kosmonaut: This child has zero breathing techniques. Let alone a steady pitch. what a disappointment.
	2:10pm worldsworstrecords: Possibly, Beany!
	2:11pm Beany: I'm sensing a theme here...
	2:12pm worldsworstrecords: Just one more in this mini-thread, Beany
	2:12pm Paper Kosmonaut: The great thing about my previous comment is that is applicable to each singing brat in this program.
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Singing children <shudder>
	2:13pm worldsworstrecords: Recycling comments... that's one way to stave off global warming
	2:13pm WRich in Washington: Don-O's Wiggle Room segment last night made me aware - via a very funny Patton Oswalt bit - of a horrible new strain of Xmas song called Christmas Shoes. I looked it up and it did not disappoint in its horrid maudlin-ness (if that's a word).
	2:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Apart from Judy Garland. She's the exception. Obvs.
	2:13pm Beany: I'm not complaining. I'm just anxious to hear you-know-who. Clue: a green bird.
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Rich - Oh!!! Is that what the SNL parody was referencing?
	2:14pm Paper Kosmonaut: Children <shudder>. As W.C Fields probably once said: "I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one."
	2:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Lol
	2:16pm Mr Fab: Mrs Fab and I were wondering about that P Oswald bit, we also weren't familiar with that song. Living in our own weird-music bubble has protected us from such infections.
	2:16pm worldsworstrecords: he'll be along soon enough, Beany
	2:16pm Paper Kosmonaut: After his escape to England, Rudolf changed his name to Troy and started a singing career. And he had an age change because he felt he was a child locked up in the body of a German adult.
	2:16pm worldsworstrecords: You'll particularly enjoy today's Death Disc then, Rich ;-)
	2:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: SMooth transition, Darryl.
	2:17pm worldsworstrecords: Troy Hess should definitely have been locked up in Spandau, PK
	2:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Who are you calling a Ho Ho Ho?
	2:18pm Rich in Washington: LOL Georgy!
	2:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Mama's boyfriend?? This took a turn!
	2:19pm Rich in Washington: I did nazi that joke coming, Darryl! :D
	2:20pm Paper Kosmonaut: "Bawfriyend"
	2:20pm worldsworstrecords: LOL Rich!!
	2:20pm Mr Fab: he sleeps in cars? What, no one locks their doors?
	2:20pm Feldy: Santa's vindictive. Hi Darryl! Hi Georgy!
	2:20pm David in California: Hi Darryl. Is this the same Troy Hess who recorded "Please Don't Go Topless, Mother"?
	2:20pm worldsworstrecords: The rednecks of Redneckville are a trusting lot... drunk, but trusting
	2:21pm worldsworstrecords: Hey there, Adam F!
	2:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello Adam, my lovely! :-)
	2:21pm worldsworstrecords: Indeed it is David in Cali
	2:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi there David in CA! :-)
	2:21pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ David: Hahahahahaha!
	2:21pm Feldy: Paper Kos! Rich! Fab-man! David in CA! Beany!
	2:22pm Beany: I'm filling up listening to this tale. With more alcohol that is.
	2:22pm Paper Kosmonaut: Howdy Feldy! How yer doin'?
	2:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Bloody Hell, that was GRIM. Lol!
	2:22pm worldsworstrecords: This could easily have been this week's TANDARTS, but I've a better on later ('specially for Rich)
	2:22pm Aitch: Up in time for some dreadful
	2:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Aitch! :-)
	2:23pm worldsworstrecords: Welcome, Aitch!
	2:23pm Feldy: Swell, PK! How're you? I just got my booster shot, and have four hours of work left for the year
	2:23pm David in California: Hi DJGG, PK, and Feldy!
	2:23pm Aitch: Hey all. Love a bit of Sheena dreadful
	2:23pm Paper Kosmonaut: Mother dear, I know you must work Though the job you got is really not the answer I'm so ashamed to be the only guy in my gang Whose mother is a topless go-go dancer Oh, please don't go topless, Mother I hate to be quite so blunt The kids all laugh but I don't cry You're not the only one who's putting up a front Oh, please don't go topless, Mother But I just can not tell a lie You're ruining your reputation And I can give you two big reasons why Please don't go topless, Mother Even though it buys me clothes to wear I'd rathеr wear old rags, Mother You've got a burdеn you shouldn't have to bear Oh, please don't go topless, Mother Little friends won't come to see me But their daddy's do I'll shine shoes, I'll collect pop bottles Anything to help out Then we'll go off together and start over With no shame for the people to talk about
	2:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - Got mine tomorrow. :-) How are you doing?
	2:24pm worldsworstrecords: the very thing, PK
	2:24pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ Adam: I think I can apply for an appointment for a jab next week but the appointment itself will probs be halfway through january... Stuff goes slow here.
	2:25pm Feldy: Couldn't be better, Georgy ;) How's things in Brighton?
	2:25pm Rich in Washington: Ooo!
	2:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - All good here! :-) Although I've just realised that I'm wearing a purple t-shirt and a green cardigan so I'm cutting a Joker dash as we speak ;-)
	2:26pm Paper Kosmonaut: And I thought The Sisterhood was an inbetween band of Andrew Eldritch of The Sisters of Mercy.
	2:26pm worldsworstrecords: Recognise this one, Rich? ;-)
	2:26pm Rich in Washington: How many Xmas MSR records came out under the Sisterhood name? I've got two that aren't on Discogs.
	2:27pm Feldy: Georgy, if you have orange pants you could be a color-wheel triad :)
	2:27pm worldsworstrecords: I think I have one too, from about '78
	2:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - I don't ... but now I want some :-)
	2:28pm worldsworstrecords: That was a very different band, PK!
	2:28pm Rich in Washington: It's funny, Darryl. This time of year, big, for-profit 'charity' chain Goodwill puts out a big pile of Xmas records and I NEVER look through them but this year did out of sheer boredom and found a bunch of MSR xmas records.
	2:28pm Feldy: I have some bright red trousers, almost orange, so I'd better get those back out
	2:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - I like it!! :-)
	2:29pm worldsworstrecords: I'm very jealous, Rich... that stuff never turns up here in the UK
	2:30pm Feldy: Hang on, Darryl, I think this record is from the World's Okayest Records pile
	2:30pm Beany: I was distracted by reading online how bad liquorice is for causing high blood pressure. I have asked Santa for a great big tub!
	2:31pm worldsworstrecords: You may be right, Adam
	2:31pm Rich in Washington: I thought Ricky sang 'gringo bells' for a second.
	2:31pm Beany: Ah but the USA don't have Ladbaby every Christmas...
	2:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Really? What causes that??
	2:32pm worldsworstrecords: Doesn't this guy sound like Rodd Keith doing his country yokel schtick?
	2:32pm Mr Fab: haha Feldy, "the World's Okayest Records"
	2:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I don't know how I feel about the Ladbaby records ...
	2:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - It certainly does!
	2:33pm worldsworstrecords: the Ladbaby thing is all very worthy, but it will stop Knut getting to Number One with Boris Is Still A F**** C*
	2:34pm Paper Kosmonaut: Argh! My ears!
	2:34pm Beany: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...
	2:34pm Feldy: LOL @Rich "gringo bells"
	2:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - I mean, I support the charity side of it ... but every year??
	2:34pm worldsworstrecords: borisjohnson.info
	2:35pm Paper Kosmonaut: At least Boris has become Dick of the Year again.
	2:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: DEAR. GOD. WHY. WHY. WHY. MAKE. IT. STOP. FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. GOD.
	2:35pm worldsworstrecords: he did indeed, PK
	2:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Beany - Good job I don't like it! That's scary reading!
	2:36pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I think that Sentinel Band record gave me a stroke ..
	2:36pm worldsworstrecords: oh dear...
	2:37pm Beany: I love it @GG especially dark beer with added liquorice.
	2:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ah ... tinkly sounds. That's better :-)
	2:37pm Paper Kosmonaut: Julius Larosa should try and show his jingle dingle to the Simne elementary kids.
	2:38pm worldsworstrecords: lol!
	2:38pm worldsworstrecords: Here you go, Beany!
	2:38pm Beany: This was also released on a picture disc!
	2:39pm worldsworstrecords: 'white Kiss-masssss'
	2:39pm Paper Kosmonaut: Another thing I cannot really appreciate. Grown up men with their arms deeply buried in birds.
	2:39pm Beany: Sadly too late for a Wing/Orville duet.
	2:40pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - To be fair that'll be half the households in the UK on Saturday!
	2:40pm worldsworstrecords: I'm ok with other peoples' sexual fetishes, so long as it doesn't frighten the horses
	2:40pm Aitch: Particularly hideous
	2:40pm Paper Kosmonaut: @ GG: Hahahahaha!
	2:40pm Beany: LOTS OF THINGS ARE GREEN AT CHRISTMAS!!!
	2:40pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - ;-)
	2:40pm worldsworstrecords: Are you ready for this, Rich?
	2:41pm Paper Kosmonaut: good grief....
	2:41pm Rich in Washington: I'm bracing myself...
	2:42pm Paper Kosmonaut: TANDARTS!!1!!!11 Tomorrow! Root Canal! Arghh!
	2:42pm worldsworstrecords: TANDARTS!!! DENTIST!!!
	2:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: DENTIST!
	2:42pm Rich in Washington: Oh. MY.
	2:42pm worldsworstrecords: barf
	2:43pm Mr Fab: Ah, I'll finally get to hear this. Was this actually a hit or something?
	2:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ambassador Darryl - with this song you are really spoiling us ... lol
	2:43pm worldsworstrecords: It was HUGE, Mr F!
	2:43pm Paper Kosmonaut: The last shards of enamel now splinters from my molars.
	2:43pm Rich in Washington: This rival's (It's Going To Be) An Old Fashioned Christmas for sheer cheesyness.
	2:43pm Feldy: I bet this was a hit in the midwest/south. He said "My mama"
	2:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Yep, this is what SNL were taking the piss out of ... I get it now :-)
	2:43pm worldsworstrecords: en.wikipedia.org...
	2:44pm worldsworstrecords: Is that the Linda Bennett single, Rich?
	2:45pm Beany: It's awful but this show proves there are worse songs.
	2:46pm Paper Kosmonaut: it has all the ingredients of awfulness., though.
	2:46pm worldsworstrecords: you should have waited until the kiddie choir turned up, Beany
	2:46pm Mr Fab: I'm LOL-ing thru out this.
	2:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This is truly, truly AWFUL
	2:46pm worldsworstrecords: it's all kinds of vile
	2:47pm worldsworstrecords: There's even a film based on it!
	2:47pm Beany: It really does need a country & western slide guitar...
	2:47pm Rich in Washington: Yeah, Darryl. That's my all time worst xmas song.
	2:47pm Feldy: THANK YOU for the Go-Gos palette cleanser!
	2:47pm Listener Robert: Yeah, that's the Christmas spirit all right: timing a loved one's death to coincide with the gift of new shoes.
	2:47pm Paper Kosmonaut: Now after the fake Sisterhood here we have the fake Go-Go's.
	2:47pm Ursula1000: EXTERMINATE!!!!!!! ;)
	2:48pm Mr Fab: Where was mama meeting Jesus? In some cheap motel? That's why she had to look good.
	2:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: OH!!! When you said The Go-Go's ... I was thinking "But ... they never made any bad records..." LOL You didn't mean THOSE Go-Go's ... you meant THESE Go-Go's :-)
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: It wouldn't be the WWRRS Christmas show without the Go-Go's
	2:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Listener Robert! :-)
	2:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hey there Ursula! :-)
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: A very different Go-Go's...
	2:48pm Ursula1000: hiya GG!
	2:48pm Paper Kosmonaut: Mewwy Cwistmas
	2:48pm worldsworstrecords: hey there, Listener Robert
	2:48pm Beany: 1964 - the original Go-Go's
	2:49pm worldsworstrecords: U1K!!!
	2:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Mr Fab - And if his mum was about to cark it why was he out shopping??? I smell a rat ...!
	2:49pm Paper Kosmonaut: Those Daleks will seal their lips. FOR..GOOOD!!!!!
	2:49pm worldsworstrecords: lol PK!
	2:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @PK - Too right!!
	2:50pm worldsworstrecords: Just two songs left after this, and I'm ending with an absolute classic... a really great record
	2:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Looking forward to it!
	2:51pm worldsworstrecords: Don't forget that it's DJGG TBHH next: www.wfmu.org...
	2:52pm Paper Kosmonaut: Native American Santa Claus had too many syllables, I guess.
	2:52pm worldsworstrecords: You'll love it, GG... it's right up your strasse!
	2:52pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - Look at all those letters!! :-)
	2:53pm worldsworstrecords: blame Beany for this
	2:53pm Beany: Roxy Music released a Christmas single as The Dumbells. My gift to you... www.youtube.com...
	2:53pm Feldy: Bring it.
	2:53pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Naughty words alert!!
	2:53pm worldsworstrecords: I had no idea, Beany!
	2:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Language, Timothy!
	2:55pm Paper Kosmonaut: What's with the trousers of that cap-wearing dude? Does he just have short legs or is he sitting on his briefs?
	2:55pm Beany: I also have a private compilation of rude Ivor Biggun Christmas songs. I shall send you a copy ;-)
	2:55pm worldsworstrecords: Short legs, PK... he's vertically challenged
	2:55pm Mr Fab: PK: he looks dwarf-y.
	2:55pm Feldy: So surprising that she left this guy
	2:56pm Paper Kosmonaut: Okay, then it is okay.
	2:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldy - Right? He sounds like a prince! Lol
	2:56pm worldsworstrecords: A CLASSIC!
	2:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: YES!!!!! LOVE THIS!!!!
	2:56pm Paper Kosmonaut: Peter Dinklage also was in a punk band. Coincidence?
	2:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Magnificent show, Darryl!!! :-) x
	2:56pm worldsworstrecords: Thought you would ;-)
	2:57pm worldsworstrecords: Thank you all... hope you enjoyed this Festive Fifteen (plus four!)
	2:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Darryl - It was perfect! :-)
	2:58pm Paper Kosmonaut: Tomorrow, my dentist will wonder where all my enamel has gone after he saw it all there in my mouth earlier today. Thanks Darryl!
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: Bless you, GG x
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: You're welcome, PK!
	2:58pm Beany: I heart this record and this show. Roll on next Wednesday. Best wishes to all you lovely people.
	2:58pm worldsworstrecords: I shall be back next week with another hour of nonsense.... until then have a brilliant Christmas, won't you?
	2:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Huge hugs everyone! :-)
	2:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I know I'm next ... but have hugs anyway ;-)
	2:59pm worldsworstrecords: Love to you and yours xx
	2:59pm Paper Kosmonaut: Byeeeee
	2:59pm Feldy: Thanks Darryl! Wonderful Christmastime to you
	2:59pm Mr Fab: merry everything to you and yours, Darryl!
	2:59pm Rich in Washington: Wonderful show, Darryl! Thanks so much! Hope you have a great holiday(s)!

The World's Worst Records Radio Show with Darryl W. Bullock: Playlist from December 22, 2021

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