WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from March 4, 2022

Listener comments!
	8:59pm solo mon: If you have any information on the whereabouts of Kornholdt Collins please call the Cha Cha Hotline. That's 1-800-CWRD-CWRD let us know the last time YOU saw Kornholdt Collins.
	9:00pm Little Danny: we love you korny!!! ur an angel!!!
	9:01pm WR: Whatever did happen to Kornholdt. I just saw the poster in the post office
	9:01pm solo mon: Heel yes LD!
	9:02pm Aitch: in the big house for public indecency
	9:02pm solo mon: WR instead of the back of a milk carton. I saw it on the back of a bottle of poppers.
	9:02pm solo mon: Aitch, you may be right!
	9:02pm Listener Robert: So that shipyard song was only on the programmed stream, not part of this show? Aw, too bad, I'm hoping you archive it as if it were a pre-intro intro.
	9:03pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): the last time I saw Korny, he was passed out in the shoe section of the thrift store
	9:03pm solo mon: LR! HI! Ship tyo shore, well rhymes w shore anyhow...
	9:04pm solo mon: Baba Bee, I heard Korny was DONATED to goodwill
	9:05pm StringOFperils: Hellooo! Fye Nah Lee I get to find out what happened to Kornholdt Collins.
	9:05pm arb: Hi beddy tears!
	9:05pm chresti: Hi chachas!
	9:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ah, that explains why Korny had all those tags and anti-theft devices piercing that blanched and withered flesh
	9:06pm solo mon: I warn you SOP, the answer is NOT definitive.
	9:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): and I realize I'm not sure of Korny's pronouns
	9:06pm solo mon: chresti, when was the last time you saw Korholdt Collins???
	9:07pm solo mon: Korny accepts most pronouns.
	9:07pm Listener Gregory: @Listener Robert, the shipyard song was part of Acid Jazz Hands and will appear in its archive. The shows are coming fast and furious now. Comin’ down fast but don’t let em break you.
	9:07pm chresti: I think he was in a boat?
	9:07pm Listener Robert: Sounds like we crashed into a chicken coop.
	9:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestikins! did Korny encounter your skunk?
	9:07pm StringOFperils: Korny accepts spare chewing gum.
	9:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): and "encounter" is the polite term
	9:08pm solo mon: There will be some chicken tonight for sure!
	9:08pm flannery: helloooo!
	9:08pm solo mon: flannery! When was the last time you saw Korny???
	9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I think I didn't appreciate Josie Cotton as much as she deserved, way back when
	9:09pm spodiodi: helloha!
	9:10pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I think Kormy was a little disappointed to not get mangled in the great foot stomping stampede
	9:10pm solo mon: Josie C has her own label now too - Cleopatra Records. I think The Linda Lindas onher label.
	9:10pm flannery: gosh i think it was the christmas party
	9:10pm chresti: I think he might of been helping the skunk with his tunnel Mx Baba Beekins
	9:10pm solo mon: Spodio! When was the last time you saw Korny???
	9:11pm solo mon: Come over here with that skunk tunnel.
	9:11pm flannery: he was drunk and whispering in my ear… cant say i didnt like it!!!!
	9:11pm StringOFperils: I just remember he was kinda falling apart....how did I discen that from before though???...hmmmm
	9:11pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): OLO SOLO!
	9:12pm chresti: That twitchy mouth doll gif is OLO
	9:12pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): "helping" being the polite term
	9:12pm Greg Arden: Hellooooo!
	9:12pm spodiodi: solo, i can't remember, but i have 1-800-CWRD-CWRD on speed dial now and my eyes are peeled wide
	9:13pm solo mon: Khaki Collins. Kornhold Collins impersonator.
	9:13pm spodiodi: he was probably partying too hard on The King's b-day
	9:13pm Greg Arden: Who's Kornholdt?
	9:13pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti's laughing woke me up, what are you guys talking about?
	9:14pm solo mon: Korny ate a king cake, choked on the baby.
	9:14pm Greg Arden: Mx!! How's you?
	9:14pm solo mon: Greg!
	9:14pm spodiodi: exactly, Greg Arden. everything is foggy
	9:14pm Greg Arden: Babies are so chokeworthy.
	9:14pm WR: Beige, black or blue Khaki?
	9:14pm Listener Gregory: I think there may be parts of this show I don’t understand, such as all of it.
	9:14pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Greg! Feeling frisky and ready to sniff out Korny's whereabouts
	9:15pm solo mon: 1 800 CWRD CWRD is a catch all for any tips, as long as they are hot.
	9:15pm StringOFperils: Korny became so perverted that he achieved Pirvana.
	9:15pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): @Pranko, we were talking about your "skunk tunnel"
	9:15pm solo mon: Khaki and Chambray.
	9:15pm Greg Arden: Spodiodi I am trying to remember his face but I can only think of his ass walking away.
	9:15pm solo mon: SOP OLO
	9:15pm spodiodi: olo, Greg
	9:16pm Franco Twinkie: Can you smell me from there? I better go wash my ass.
	9:16pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): major OLO, SOp!
	9:16pm Greg Arden: Pirvanaaa! StringOFperils hehehe
	9:16pm solo mon: Franco STAY dirty
	9:17pm Greg Arden: Underbited intention.
	9:17pm Listener Robert: Aha! CWRD = seaward, so this IS connected to that shipyard song, disclaimers to the contrary.
	9:17pm coelacanth∅: wait wha'd you say?
	9:17pm arb: Pirvana. Just wanted to see how it feels to type it out myself
	9:18pm chresti: I have fond memmories of Korndholt
	9:18pm solo mon: You will learn eventually, it's all about going seaward.
	9:18pm Greg Arden: PirvanARB! Nice corncob!
	9:18pm Franco Twinkie: I'm glad I woke up - I love this song!
	9:18pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): seamen in the skunk tunnel!
	9:18pm WR: @9:02 @Listener Robert: That shipyard song was the end of Bronwyn Acid Jazz Hands show.
	9:18pm solo mon: Coel! Kornholdt is MISSING have you seen he?
	9:18pm arb: Gregggy!
	9:19pm arb: Has anyone looked in the Korn Hole?
	9:19pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo mon & arb and cha cha c-wrds
	9:19pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ARB! We've been checking every skunk tunnel in town
	9:19pm solo mon: ARB good idea...
	9:19pm Little Danny: this is kaki with an "i" right?
	9:19pm arb: Hi coelacanthø!
	9:19pm Greg Arden: coelacanth! Heller!!!
	9:19pm arb: MxBB!! Hiiiii
	9:20pm Greg Arden: Khaki?
	9:20pm solo mon: Khaki Collins
	9:20pm spodiodi: i lived in NOYFB for 15 years
	9:20pm coelacanth∅: Greetings Greg!
	9:20pm Greg Arden: Hi Little Danny!!
	9:20pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): arb, we gotta get together soon and discuss our divorce party
	9:20pm arb: Spodiodi!!!
	9:21pm Little Danny: le greg how are you doooing?!
	9:21pm Franco Twinkie: Phony Baby gets some kind of award for best honking intro.
	9:21pm arb: BB yes, I'll be representing myself!
	9:21pm Little Danny: twins are so 1980s
	9:21pm solo mon: World Class Kornholdt Collins impersonator. You'd think it was Korny but he uses a hard "T"
	9:21pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I'll bee representing my representatives
	9:22pm solo mon: the 1980s when you chewed gum with your evil doppelganger
	9:22pm Listener Gregory: Who will represent the bees?
	9:22pm Greg Arden: Hows everyone tonight? Solo swore he were rollin me some. But here I am waiting for it. I'm doing well Little Danny left work early so's I could slip in here and get comfortable.
	9:22pm spodiodi: aloha, arb!
	9:22pm Little Danny: khaki's korny impersonaation is okay i guess
	9:22pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): hey LD! spandex twins are a double 1980s pleasure
	9:22pm Greg Arden: Smmoooothie OG!!
	9:22pm solo mon: Smoothie Collins
	9:23pm arb: Hi Listener Gregory & Chresti & Franco & Robert & WR & Smooooothieeeee
	9:23pm Little Danny: i ❤️️ smoothie but she is being extra cryptic rn
	9:23pm arb: Khaki is giving me Unkorny Valley
	9:23pm Listener Robert: Aha, so this is connected to the impending sale of WFMU to Blimpie's!
	9:23pm arb: Hi Little Danny!!
	9:23pm Folsom: Must have been a knuckle sandwich!
	9:24pm Greg Arden: I was on Grindr and someone wanted a sandwich.
	9:24pm arb: Folsom! Hello!
	9:24pm Aitch: he doesn't want the roll, just the sausage
	9:24pm solo mon: Folsom!
	9:24pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): serving shrimp and biscuits
	9:24pm Greg Arden: His name was Hoagie.
	9:24pm arb: Aitch!!
	9:24pm chresti: Hi arb!
	9:24pm solo mon: Aitch OLO
	9:24pm arb: don't eat the green torta
	9:25pm Greg Arden: You can be the bun and I will be the burger baby.
	9:25pm flannery: ever since childhood….
	9:25pm solo mon: If its brown flush it down, if it's green...
	9:25pm arb: what are they poppy seeds?
	9:25pm Folsom: I remember when I was a kid I didn't like the peppercorn salami
	9:26pm Greg Arden: Smoothie is a cryptic operator.
	9:26pm coelacanth∅: is this Ken Nordine's even weirder brother?
	9:26pm Little Danny: greg i haven't seen you on spuckie recently how am i supposed to swipe right on you
	9:26pm chresti: omg little black things!
	9:26pm Listener Robert: Maybe that's Sandwich, Massachusetts.
	9:26pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): double dong foot long for socially distanced snacking
	9:26pm solo mon: OLO BABA!!
	9:27pm Little Danny: outstanding!!!
	9:27pm solo mon: Unkorny valley ARB
	9:27pm spodiodi: heck yes, chresti \\//! little black things <3
	9:27pm Franco Twinkie: That little black thing is my skunk, Harris. We've got our thumbs out at K39, waiting for the sandwich bus.
	9:27pm solo mon: Totally LR
	9:27pm Greg Arden: Just put some fat free mayo on a knife and swipe. LD!
	9:28pm chresti: \\//spodi!
	9:28pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): shackled to a steak?
	9:28pm Greg Arden: Chili corn Khaki.
	9:28pm Little Danny: omg unkorny valley!!! @arb 9:23
	9:29pm solo mon: paninises
	9:29pm arb: Panini plural is paninises
	9:29pm Folsom: Hey dere ho dere
	9:29pm spodiodi: fuck toxic positivity <3
	9:29pm Greg Arden: I saw two guys in the nineties do this with a dildo that big but buttwards.
	9:29pm Little Danny: amazing
	9:29pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): spodiodio! I'm seeing that in puffy paint on a tie-dyed t-shirt
	9:30pm solo mon: be well be well be welll
	9:30pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): hey there, Folsom!
	9:30pm Little Danny: khaki just got my respect for that phone wellness beatdown
	9:30pm solo mon: be well and get fit, by digging your own basement steak pit!
	9:31pm Greg Arden: Only people with kids really understand how to deliver toxic positivity. As a non breeder I wonder if someone could give me an example.
	9:31pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Korny is trying to escape through the skunk tunnel!
	9:31pm spodiodi: MXBB, i love it! the tie-dye is a nice touch. i need a puffy paint marker. and a shirt. and some dye
	9:31pm StringOFperils: Maybe his chain won't be long enough
	9:31pm chresti: OLO sol!
	9:32pm arb: Stringy!
	9:32pm Greg Arden: You really want to be steaked in the basement when you are on an all corn diet.
	9:32pm StringOFperils: Hi Arb !
	9:32pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Korned beef curtains
	9:32pm Little Danny: i don't have kids but i am quite proficient in toxic positivity if i do say so myself
	9:32pm Listener Robert: So here's the dilemma: Do we bust him out? Who knows what he might do to us under the influence of that panini?
	9:32pm Greg Arden: OMCC best Patty ever BTW.
	9:33pm Greg Arden: Patty Makes me melt.
	9:33pm solo mon: I think the basement was fake news.
	9:34pm Greg Arden: I want her to hot melt glue my clogs to my feet.
	9:34pm Franco Twinkie: Is Peggy talking about that suspect looking sandwich?
	9:35pm solo mon: put some glue on your shoes
	9:35pm Listener Robert: They look desperate, watch out.
	9:36pm solo mon: Patty's Pity Party coming soon.
	9:36pm Greg Arden: Okay Little Danny Lets try....I am so tired sore because I have a torn rotator cuff and my job at the sausage factory wont let me stop working....
	9:36pm arb: Too pathetic for your pity
	9:36pm Franco Twinkie: Did Rikki Lake ever talk about sandwich fuckers on her show?
	9:36pm StringOFperils: panini porkers after this message
	9:37pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): how come I never find a finger in my chili bowl?
	9:37pm Little Danny: is that a rusty trombone i hear
	9:37pm solo mon: desperate living.
	9:37pm solo mon: OLO LD
	9:38pm Greg Arden: We almost had a triple jinx you owe me a coke. LD! SOLO!
	9:38pm Folsom: Schrodinger's Kornholdt
	9:38pm solo mon: OLO Folsom!
	9:39pm Little Danny: is there an eight ep true crime podcast about korny's disappearance
	9:39pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): this show gives me the queefs
	9:39pm Greg Arden: Isn't this it Little Danny?
	9:39pm solo mon: OLO Mx Baba!!
	9:39pm arb: This show queefs the hole alphabet
	9:40pm Greg Arden: hahah ARBBB! oops I queefed a C!
	9:40pm Little Danny: i hope it is greg!!!
	9:40pm solo mon: Mystery Queef Theater
	9:40pm Greg Arden: WHORkING!
	9:40pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): "We're not a t a real hospital, so we'll have to improvise" I heard that on my wedding night
	9:40pm Franco Twinkie: I believe Canters Deli has a Fanny Fart Special on their lunch menu.
	9:41pm Greg Arden: I can feel the muffled voice in my butt is that weird?
	9:41pm arb: LOL MxBB
	9:41pm solo mon: muffled affirmations
	9:41pm Greg Arden: HA MX!
	9:41pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): our alphabet queefs are like a Ouija board! We can use it to find Korny! I queefed an L
	9:42pm Little Danny: haha this song oh lord
	9:42pm solo mon: Better than oral history.
	9:42pm arb: My O queef is blowing smoke rings
	9:42pm Greg Arden: I heard that on my wetting night. Which was every night until I found WEE ALERT! Thanks!
	9:42pm Franco Twinkie: Did she say fragrant as your socks?
	9:43pm solo mon: Toxic Mastery!
	9:43pm Listener Robert: Is that the ChaCha Heels that exists in the world of ChaCha heels, like the Tennessee Waltz?
	9:43pm Little Danny: greg where do i find your wetting registry
	9:43pm solo mon: LR mind blown
	9:44pm Greg Arden: I can queef from my armpit now. if I'm sweaty and fistpumping. so always.
	9:44pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): C-L-O a CLOWN got Korny!!!!
	9:44pm solo mon: Cha Cha Heels exists in 128kbps
	9:44pm arb: Or could it be C-L-O SET?
	9:44pm Greg Arden: At WEEALERT.ARG/vaginaboy
	9:45pm solo mon: OLO Baba Bee!!
	9:45pm Folsom: @LD I believe Greg has PeeCan pie on the registry
	9:45pm arb: LOL Folsom!
	9:45pm solo mon: C-L-O-R-O-X
	9:46pm solo mon: Urine luck, Greg.
	9:46pm Listener Robert: You got those letters in Morse from the music?
	9:46pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): C-L-O-N-E-H-O-L-E
	9:46pm solo mon: OUIJA Queefs
	9:47pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): LR: we're practicing queefmancy
	9:48pm StringOFperils: Queefcraft
	9:48pm Little Danny: no way was what the real officer dawn
	9:49pm Little Danny: just not ready for the flip flop flip flip okay
	9:49pm solo mon: I don't believe anything anywhore.
	9:49pm Listener Robert: ...who needs enemas?
	9:49pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): everyone is an imposter!
	9:49pm flannery: its spelled flannery 😭
	9:50pm solo mon: LR - ding ding!
	9:50pm StringOFperils: He has a cold
	9:50pm solo mon: everyone's impasta
	9:50pm Greg Arden: I had to put a couple a pies in the oven. Did I miss any gossip?
	9:50pm Franco Twinkie: Who needs a someone to spit on your pookinnanny, I think.
	9:50pm solo mon: flannery your boyfriend has a cold.
	9:50pm Little Danny: hehe flannery!!!
	9:51pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): the secret is in the sauce? Korny's in the meatballs?
	9:52pm solo mon: Korny and meatballs? I prefer cabbage.
	9:52pm StringOFperils: Meatballs with stake sauce
	9:52pm Listener Robert: Heck, I used to try to put together Field Marshal Ken's pre-show GIFs into a coherent narrative, I ought to get some clues from these GIFs.
	9:52pm solo mon: Greg, we are all crazy. That's what you missed.
	9:52pm flannery: hello!
	9:53pm Greg Arden: A cornybeef sandwich but he too scared o bread.
	9:53pm flannery: we need robert stack on the case
	9:53pm arb: hé flannery!
	9:53pm solo mon: It's all pieces to a puzzle, LR. Or it CAN be w enough sativa!
	9:54pm Greg Arden: Robert Stack is asspurrrational!
	9:54pm WR: Khaki Porpoise?
	9:54pm solo mon: Egg Maguffin
	9:54pm chresti: Weird ending on reflection
	9:55pm solo mon: On porpoise.
	9:55pm Folsom: Egg Maguffin still better than McRib
	9:55pm Greg Arden: He was my favorite babysitter.
	9:55pm Little Danny: amazing
	9:55pm Listener Robert: The lady at the top is covering her ears, telling us not to believe what we hear. The lady underneath her is eating, so eating must be a clue. Then there's the dancing lady...no, wait, she's not dancing, she's stomping on insects.
	9:55pm Little Danny: i can kind of understand this
	9:56pm chresti: haha starting too
	9:56pm Little Danny: kornnnyyyy
	9:56pm Listener Robert: Then there's the talking girl next to the silent one. We should be listening to the silent one.
	9:56pm Little Danny: man what the hell!?
	9:56pm Folsom: korny as the peanuts teacher
	9:57pm solo mon: diarhheapercussions
	9:57pm Little Danny: was that really korny?!
	9:57pm solo mon: Wah wah wah woh woh woh woh
	9:57pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): C-L-O-R-I-S L-E-A-C-H-M-A-N
	9:57pm Folsom: @solo i believe diarhheapercussions was an Enoch Light album
	9:57pm Greg Arden: Miss Othmar Snoopy Woodstock centipede.
	9:58pm solo mon: You tell me LD, I'm no expert.
	9:58pm Little Danny: i think it was!!!
	9:58pm solo mon: Folsom - OLO!
	9:58pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I want what Listener Robert is having
	9:59pm solo mon: Only Korny could sound like a rusty trombone through bandages
	9:59pm StringOFperils: It was him Korny...but...he seemed changed...but he looks more buff
	9:59pm Greg Arden: At an old country buffet.
	10:00pm chresti: He was with Velma in a taxi?
	10:01pm Listener Robert: She left out an important detail: the chicken coop he crashed into. So none of this story is to be believed.
	10:01pm solo mon: electric surgery outsider artist
	10:01pm Listener Robert: Oh, there's fried chicken? Never mind, that accounts for the chicken coop collision.
	10:01pm Greg Arden: And now we dance! Maestro if you please!
	10:01pm Folsom: @LR better than a chicken sedan
	10:02pm solo mon: Thats what cause the car accident in the first place, LG: Plot holes.
	10:02pm Greg Arden: Chicken Pot Pie Holes fuct or fricken?
	10:02pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): plotte holes
	10:03pm WR: Perfection is something to strive for but must be recognized that it can never be achieved.
	10:03pm solo mon: OLO Baba Bee, Folsom, Greg!
	10:03pm Franco Twinkie: Go wash the dishes you dirty plotte.
	10:03pm WR: plotz holes.
	10:03pm solo mon: WR- deep THOTS
	10:04pm Greg Arden: Sing out Henrietta!!!
	10:04pm solo mon: Vaudeville chicken tits
	10:04pm Listener Robert: The only lady here who'd get me to turn off the road is the one shown answering the phone, so clue!
	10:04pm Little Danny: keep fucking that chicken was peak early youtube gold
	10:05pm Little Danny: this is the shit
	10:05pm solo mon: I'm plotzing for fried chicken.
	10:06pm Listener Robert: Yeah, but you picture those all the time.
	10:06pm Greg Arden: Several severed penises swim silently C-word!
	10:07pm solo mon: OLO LR an GA!
	10:07pm Folsom: Not at the In and Out drive thru?
	10:07pm arb: Boo Khaki!
	10:07pm WR: sorry, didn't mean to get philia sophogus. Eying the last two slices of bread (the heels). And distracted trying to figure out my bandcamp budget for this month.
	10:07pm solo mon: BOO KHAKI!
	10:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I think Khaki is a Khaki impersonator
	10:07pm Greg Arden: My lithp ith gone!
	10:07pm solo mon: Spaghettikhaki
	10:07pm Greg Arden: Blue Cocky!
	10:07pm Franco Twinkie: This song is killing me.
	10:08pm solo mon: WR this show is a THINK Piece.
	10:08pm Folsom: Sea of Rod Stewart
	10:08pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Listener Robert: I think gifs #4 & #5 reveal that Kim Carnes was Bette Davis's ventriloquist dummy
	10:08pm solo mon: bukaki rock
	10:09pm solo mon: CWord faces.
	10:11pm Listener Robert: I think you're right, Baba. So that's actually Bette Davis on the other end of the phone #6 is answering, not Kim Carnes.
	10:11pm Little Danny: i believe in miracles!!!!
	10:12pm WR: Has anyone seen Kornholdt Collins, like ever?
	10:12pm Listener Robert: So altering the face of a RADIO personality is going to hide him? Hmph.
	10:12pm arb: Boo Khaki and Boo Bette!
	10:12pm Little Danny: poor korny :(
	10:12pm solo mon: Pate face!
	10:13pm Folsom: i think launched a thousand and one loads, at least at current count
	10:13pm Little Danny: i'm just glad you're still alive!!!!
	10:14pm solo mon: Charcuterie has the word cute in it.
	10:14pm Listener Robert: Her complication had a little complication.
	10:14pm solo mon: Loading dock.
	10:14pm arb: I need to start going to beach parties for the elective surgery outsider art unveilings
	10:15pm Greg Arden: Shart cute Yuri!
	10:15pm spodiodi: urethrae as well
	10:15pm flannery: the cats are gonna love it
	10:15pm solo mon: I'm in a relationship w Katherine Helman. It's complicated.
	10:15pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): in #7, they perv-fected the split that is being attempted in #1, but it activated the socially distanced sandwich effect in #8
	10:16pm solo mon: Re loads: Im so glad everyone is counting. It will help when we make the master chart.
	10:17pm solo mon: proof that it doesn't have to be sexual to be perverted.
	10:17pm Little Danny: welcome to the club sandwich korny
	10:17pm Folsom: I figured solo would be more of an original recipe fan than extra crispy
	10:17pm Little Danny: food fetishes i got em
	10:17pm WR: Chopped Liver? Ms Pate? Crackers. I need.
	10:19pm Greg Arden: It’s kind of dirty when we make our cats make out eating the same churru.
	10:19pm solo mon: I'm a nugget lover, Folsom.
	10:20pm Greg Arden: Churru, the Go Gurt for cats.
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: I'm taking notes.
	10:22pm solo mon: Load 1002
	10:22pm Greg Arden: I think he came on his Cha Cha heels! Twice.
	10:23pm solo mon: WR re crackers and pate: spread em if ya got em.
	10:24pm solo mon: Take notes, there will be a trivia quiz at the end of the show.
	10:24pm Greg Arden: I could have used this song in 1981.
	10:24pm arb: I was a result of this song in 1981
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: I starting coming backwards in 1981, and I've never been able to figure out how to read a map since then.
	10:26pm solo mon: RIP Bappi Lahiri. I'm sure you'd love this climax joke we used your song for :-)
	10:27pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): um, I feel called out by those shoes
	10:27pm Greg Arden: Hehe ARB! Result!
	10:27pm arb: when i was released
	10:28pm solo mon: My feet feel the same way abt each other
	10:28pm Greg Arden: When I was corncieved.
	10:28pm arb: Inching closer to the patéphysical saltwater taffy stand
	10:29pm solo mon: Is anyone worried about korny? and can anyone guess who the secret guest will be in the next scene?
	10:29pm Greg Arden: We are negative eight inches away from Victor Buono dressed as King Tut.
	10:29pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Babs?
	10:30pm Little Danny: omg solo haha @10:26
	10:30pm flannery: im worried!!!
	10:30pm Listener Robert: Hitler?
	10:30pm Folsom: i'm thinking larry storch
	10:30pm solo mon: Its someone from another show.
	10:30pm flannery: i hope its not the passengers of the pussy x flight
	10:31pm Greg Arden: I wanted Larry Storch to corncieve me.
	10:32pm Folsom: is this Hearty?
	10:32pm arb: 1800CgullCgull
	10:32pm solo mon: OLO ARB
	10:32pm Greg Arden: But I did get Buddy Hacketted in 1981.
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: This was really funny, but I'm going back to bed.
	10:33pm Greg Arden: Oh shapoopy! It’s Solo!
	10:33pm flannery: ahahaha
	10:33pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): sweat dreams, Pranko
	10:34pm spodiodi: save korny, solo mon!!!
	10:34pm Greg Arden: Do you have any snake eating itself flavored?
	10:34pm Little Danny: this is so tense!!!
	10:35pm Greg Arden: I am craving pate with lipstick.
	10:36pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): this is so much like my last toxic relationship
	10:36pm flannery: just like the little mermaid
	10:36pm Little Danny: korny rides again!!!
	10:37pm Greg Arden: Just like Lion King too. I think. Or do I?
	10:37pm solo mon: Big Little Mermaid NRG
	10:37pm WR: Nope, there go the police, it's another call.
	10:38pm solo mon: Calypsohnoyoudidn't
	10:39pm solo mon: Don't get pulled over by Sheriff Shitface
	10:41pm Greg Arden: I wondered where those panties went!
	10:41pm solo mon: Primal Ice Cream crossover episode, like when Happy Days shows up on Laverne and Shirley
	10:42pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I love crossover episodes
	10:42pm chresti: Ha perfect!
	10:42pm flannery: or when the critic showed up on the simpsons lol
	10:42pm solo mon: Did the Flinstones meet the Jetsons?
	10:42pm Greg Arden: When the LIVER Boat Crashed on Fantasy Island!
	10:43pm Listener Robert: Must be the same big haired lady in the lineup photo as in GIF #2.
	10:43pm Greg Arden: Flinstines met Bewitched!
	10:43pm Folsom: I'm more of a Happy Days / Mork and Mindy crossover
	10:44pm solo mon: When Tootie and Natalie bought bongs from the love boat.
	10:44pm Greg Arden: We never have any of these ingredients.
	10:44pm Folsom: Fall Guy meets Automan
	10:45pm Greg Arden: I like when Fonzi stopped caring.
	10:45pm Listener Robert: "Nobody ever remembers eating cornhole...but"
	10:45pm arb: i l.o.v.e. corn 🌽🌽🌽
	10:46pm solo mon: both kinds of corn POP and SMUT.
	10:46pm Greg Arden: I got cornhulled by my ice cream man.
	10:47pm solo mon: I love the way you all do your corn!
	10:48pm solo mon: I can't believe it's not corn whole.
	10:48pm arb: i got detassled by Khaki
	10:49pm solo mon: 2MuchHuitlacoche
	10:50pm solo mon: wab corn silk?
	10:50pm arb: korny's tie
	10:50pm solo mon: you could make a pretty wig out of fresh cornsilk
	10:51pm solo mon: Carol Channing's wig- 100% pure corn silk
	10:52pm WR: Hmmmm. Hungry. Maybe a corn sandwich.
	10:52pm arb: corn silk a balm for utis
	10:53pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): corn piles
	10:53pm Little Danny: oh man, positively toxic! thank you solo and arb and krew!!! ❤️️❤️️❤️️ long live korny!!!!!
	10:53pm Folsom: Carol wore cornsilk on Skidoo
	10:53pm WR: Or Kornholdt.
	10:53pm solo mon: Corn silk instead of lettuce on a pate sandwich
	10:54pm chresti: an upside-down cornhusk can be like a conquistador helmet/hat
	10:54pm WR: Gotta put something between those heels.
	10:54pm arb: wab khaki!?
	10:54pm solo mon: only kind of sandwich kornholdt likes.
	10:54pm arb: TY LD XO
	10:54pm solo mon: I had a peanut butter heel sandwich earlier.
	10:55pm chresti: This Doris Day!
	10:55pm solo mon: I'm sure khaki will be backi
	10:56pm solo mon: Yay Korny! Boo Khaki!
	10:56pm WR: I was lucky work cancelled for tonight, Happily thanking you all for making Friday nights so special. XxXxXxX. Khaki never goes out of style, some say.
	10:57pm arb: that's all i needed to hear!
	10:57pm spodiodi: phenomenomenomenomenomenal! thank you, arb and solo!
	10:57pm solo mon: Thank you children of the Kornholdt, Love seeing your cornography.
	10:57pm flannery: thank chacha!!!!
	10:57pm arb: Thank you WR!
	10:57pm arb: Look at all these illicit children of the kornholdt in here, thank you toxic children!!!
	10:58pm arb: Thanks Spodiodi!!!
	10:58pm solo mon: XO and now the toxic positivity childrens chorus.
	10:58pm arb: the toxic tears of a child
	10:58pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): A tip in the merkin of those who corntributed to this outstanding queef party!
	10:59pm Folsom: this is the first time hearing this show, might be addicted!
	10:59pm solo mon: XO Spodi!
	10:59pm arb: We Bell chachas
	10:59pm solo mon: You belong here Folsom. If you can name check skidoo, you absoluetly do.
	10:59pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Folsom: welcome to the Korn pit
	11:00pm arb: Merci Bookoo MxBB!!!
	11:00pm solo mon: XOXO love u Baba Bee!
	11:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks y'all
	11:00pm solo mon: XOXO chresti
	11:00pm Greg Arden: Folsom 🐈‍⬛ Welcome!
	11:00pm Folsom: I do listen to the Arbitrarium so not totally newbie.
	11:00pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I see a light at the end of the skunk tunnel
	11:00pm arb: Thank ye Coel!
	11:01pm chresti: Outstandingnly phemminononal!
	11:01pm arb: This is my darkside Folsom
	11:01pm solo mon: XOXO WR!
	11:01pm arb: Love you Chresti!!!!!
	11:01pm chresti: OLO arb!
	11:02pm solo mon: Love all you Carnys.
	11:02pm Greg Arden: The back end of her pantomime tiger.
	11:02pm solo mon: OLO greg
	11:02pm arb: Out of the popcorn machine and into the piranha pit
	11:03pm chresti: The underbelly
	11:04pm Greg Arden: This is almost relaxing if I wasn’t being eaten by seagulls.
	11:04pm solo mon: Thanks to special guest voices, flannery, Greg and the ice cream man!
	11:04pm solo mon: Let's jump the shark again next week.
	11:04pm Greg Arden: 🙃
	11:05pm solo mon: Seaward Seaward
	11:05pm arb: can't believe smoothie is kornholdts sister, did we even talk about that?
	11:05pm spodiodi: thank you, flannery, Greg, and 🍦primal mon!
	11:05pm Greg Arden: As long as I’m the poochie.
	11:05pm StringOFperils: Thank you!
	11:06pm arb: Stringy XO!!!
	11:06pm solo mon: XOXO SOP
	11:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Greg, you're always a poochie to me
	11:07pm Greg Arden: Thanks for cumberbunning StringOFperils!
	11:07pm solo mon: Pucci Pantsuit
	11:07pm solo mon: made from 100% corn silk.
	11:08pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): unless I missed something, SOp gets the prize for best comment tonight
	11:08pm Greg Arden: It’s my Pucci pantsuit that makes it clear dear.
	11:08pm arb: Mx.BabaBee see you on the divorce court 🎾
	11:08pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): right-o!
	11:09pm solo mon: Nominations for comment of the year are welcome.
	11:09pm StringOFperils: Goodnight fair miscreants! Farewell!
	11:10pm solo mon: g'night folx!
	11:10pm Greg Arden: Gnight!!
	11:10pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I nominate SOp: @9:15
	11:11pm solo mon: flannery will get you everywhere
	11:12pm solo mon: For your consideration: StringOFperils: Korny became so perverted that he achieved Pirvana.
	11:18pm chresti: SOp always wins

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from March 4, 2022

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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March 4, 2022: Whatever Happened To Kornholdt Collins?

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"
Josie Cotton	Who Killed Teddy Bear?	0:02:27 (Pop-up)
Ray Agee	The Devil's Angel "The Devil's Angel" by "Ray Agee"	0:08:22 (Pop-up)
Bent Forcep & The Patients	I Know What Happened To Baby Jane	0:12:07 (Pop-up)
The Knott Sisters	Undivided Attention	0:15:44 (Pop-up)
Vance Barrett and the Col-Lee-Jets	Phony Baby	0:18:56 (Pop-up)
Sheldon Allman	Little Black Things	0:23:53 (Pop-up)
Moses Longpiece	Slide Her Under The Door	0:28:41 (Pop-up)
Peggy King	Up, Up, Up "Up, Up, Up" by "Peggy King"	0:31:28 (Pop-up)
Dodie Randle	Man Hunt "Man Hunt" by "Dodie Randle"	0:33:35 (Pop-up)
Don Carson & The Casuals	Yes Master!	0:40:24 (Pop-up)
The Invictas	Missing "Missing" by "The Invictas"	0:42:20 (Pop-up)
Mort Downey	Flattery "Flattery" by "Mort Downey"	0:47:23 (Pop-up)
The Avengers	Reflection "Reflection" by "The Avengers"	0:49:48 (Pop-up)
The Chuck-A-Lucks	I'm Hospitalized Over You	0:55:35 (Pop-up)
T. & T.	Perfectly Proportioned "Perfectly Proportioned" by "T. & T."	1:00:15 (Pop-up)
Tony & Nic	The Chicken Song "The Chicken Song" by "Tony & Nic"	1:02:32 (Pop-up)
Frank James	Sea Of Faces "Sea Of Faces" by "Frank James"	1:05:49 (Pop-up)
Hepburn Caribbean Calyspo Band	Plastic Surgery	1:12:24 (Pop-up)
Donald Jinkins	Wicket Chicken "Wicket Chicken" by "Donald Jinkins"	1:16:28 (Pop-up)
Bobby Byrd	Hot Pants - I'm Coming, Coming I'm Coming	1:21:29 (Pop-up)
Bappi Lahiri	Come Closer "Come Closer" by "Bappi Lahiri"	1:24:10 (Pop-up)
Eddie Cole & His Gang	Police "Police" by "Eddie Cole & His Gang"	1:36:43 (Pop-up)
All The Marbles	I'm Gonna Lock You Up	1:39:23 (Pop-up)
Janet & Jay	Have Some Popcorn "Have Some Popcorn" by "Janet & Jay"	1:45:38 (Pop-up)
Fitz Vaughan Bryan Orchestra	Too Much Smutt	1:47:19 (Pop-up)
Doris Day	Keep Smilin', Keep Laughin', Be Happy	1:51:05 (Pop-up)
Jimmy Jones	Never Had It So Good "Never Had It So Good" by "Jimmy Jones"	1:54:05 (Pop-up)
Neal Hefti & The Toxic Children's Chorus	Oh Dad, Poor Dad

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Listener comments!
	8:59pm solo mon: If you have any information on the whereabouts of Kornholdt Collins please call the Cha Cha Hotline. That's 1-800-CWRD-CWRD let us know the last time YOU saw Kornholdt Collins.
	9:00pm Little Danny: we love you korny!!! ur an angel!!!
	9:01pm WR: Whatever did happen to Kornholdt. I just saw the poster in the post office
	9:01pm solo mon: Heel yes LD!
	9:02pm Aitch: in the big house for public indecency
	9:02pm solo mon: WR instead of the back of a milk carton. I saw it on the back of a bottle of poppers.
	9:02pm solo mon: Aitch, you may be right!
	9:02pm Listener Robert: So that shipyard song was only on the programmed stream, not part of this show? Aw, too bad, I'm hoping you archive it as if it were a pre-intro intro.
	9:03pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): the last time I saw Korny, he was passed out in the shoe section of the thrift store
	9:03pm solo mon: LR! HI! Ship tyo shore, well rhymes w shore anyhow...
	9:04pm solo mon: Baba Bee, I heard Korny was DONATED to goodwill
	9:05pm StringOFperils: Hellooo! Fye Nah Lee I get to find out what happened to Kornholdt Collins.
	9:05pm arb: Hi beddy tears!
	9:05pm chresti: Hi chachas!
	9:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ah, that explains why Korny had all those tags and anti-theft devices piercing that blanched and withered flesh
	9:06pm solo mon: I warn you SOP, the answer is NOT definitive.
	9:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): and I realize I'm not sure of Korny's pronouns
	9:06pm solo mon: chresti, when was the last time you saw Korholdt Collins???
	9:07pm solo mon: Korny accepts most pronouns.
	9:07pm Listener Gregory: @Listener Robert, the shipyard song was part of Acid Jazz Hands and will appear in its archive. The shows are coming fast and furious now. Comin’ down fast but don’t let em break you.
	9:07pm chresti: I think he was in a boat?
	9:07pm Listener Robert: Sounds like we crashed into a chicken coop.
	9:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestikins! did Korny encounter your skunk?
	9:07pm StringOFperils: Korny accepts spare chewing gum.
	9:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): and "encounter" is the polite term
	9:08pm solo mon: There will be some chicken tonight for sure!
	9:08pm flannery: helloooo!
	9:08pm solo mon: flannery! When was the last time you saw Korny???
	9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I think I didn't appreciate Josie Cotton as much as she deserved, way back when
	9:09pm spodiodi: helloha!
	9:10pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I think Kormy was a little disappointed to not get mangled in the great foot stomping stampede
	9:10pm solo mon: Josie C has her own label now too - Cleopatra Records. I think The Linda Lindas onher label.
	9:10pm flannery: gosh i think it was the christmas party
	9:10pm chresti: I think he might of been helping the skunk with his tunnel Mx Baba Beekins
	9:10pm solo mon: Spodio! When was the last time you saw Korny???
	9:11pm solo mon: Come over here with that skunk tunnel.
	9:11pm flannery: he was drunk and whispering in my ear… cant say i didnt like it!!!!
	9:11pm StringOFperils: I just remember he was kinda falling apart....how did I discen that from before though???...hmmmm
	9:11pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): OLO SOLO!
	9:12pm chresti: That twitchy mouth doll gif is OLO
	9:12pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): "helping" being the polite term
	9:12pm Greg Arden: Hellooooo!
	9:12pm spodiodi: solo, i can't remember, but i have 1-800-CWRD-CWRD on speed dial now and my eyes are peeled wide
	9:13pm solo mon: Khaki Collins. Kornhold Collins impersonator.
	9:13pm spodiodi: he was probably partying too hard on The King's b-day
	9:13pm Greg Arden: Who's Kornholdt?
	9:13pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti's laughing woke me up, what are you guys talking about?
	9:14pm solo mon: Korny ate a king cake, choked on the baby.
	9:14pm Greg Arden: Mx!! How's you?
	9:14pm solo mon: Greg!
	9:14pm spodiodi: exactly, Greg Arden. everything is foggy
	9:14pm Greg Arden: Babies are so chokeworthy.
	9:14pm WR: Beige, black or blue Khaki?
	9:14pm Listener Gregory: I think there may be parts of this show I don’t understand, such as all of it.
	9:14pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Greg! Feeling frisky and ready to sniff out Korny's whereabouts
	9:15pm solo mon: 1 800 CWRD CWRD is a catch all for any tips, as long as they are hot.
	9:15pm StringOFperils: Korny became so perverted that he achieved Pirvana.
	9:15pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): @Pranko, we were talking about your "skunk tunnel"
	9:15pm solo mon: Khaki and Chambray.
	9:15pm Greg Arden: Spodiodi I am trying to remember his face but I can only think of his ass walking away.
	9:15pm solo mon: SOP OLO
	9:15pm spodiodi: olo, Greg
	9:16pm Franco Twinkie: Can you smell me from there? I better go wash my ass.
	9:16pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): major OLO, SOp!
	9:16pm Greg Arden: Pirvanaaa! StringOFperils hehehe
	9:16pm solo mon: Franco STAY dirty
	9:17pm Greg Arden: Underbited intention.
	9:17pm Listener Robert: Aha! CWRD = seaward, so this IS connected to that shipyard song, disclaimers to the contrary.
	9:17pm coelacanth∅: wait wha'd you say?
	9:17pm arb: Pirvana. Just wanted to see how it feels to type it out myself
	9:18pm chresti: I have fond memmories of Korndholt
	9:18pm solo mon: You will learn eventually, it's all about going seaward.
	9:18pm Greg Arden: PirvanARB! Nice corncob!
	9:18pm Franco Twinkie: I'm glad I woke up - I love this song!
	9:18pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): seamen in the skunk tunnel!
	9:18pm WR: @9:02 @Listener Robert: That shipyard song was the end of Bronwyn Acid Jazz Hands show.
	9:18pm solo mon: Coel! Kornholdt is MISSING have you seen he?
	9:18pm arb: Gregggy!
	9:19pm arb: Has anyone looked in the Korn Hole?
	9:19pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo mon & arb and cha cha c-wrds
	9:19pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ARB! We've been checking every skunk tunnel in town
	9:19pm solo mon: ARB good idea...
	9:19pm Little Danny: this is kaki with an "i" right?
	9:19pm arb: Hi coelacanthø!
	9:19pm Greg Arden: coelacanth! Heller!!!
	9:19pm arb: MxBB!! Hiiiii
	9:20pm Greg Arden: Khaki?
	9:20pm solo mon: Khaki Collins
	9:20pm spodiodi: i lived in NOYFB for 15 years
	9:20pm coelacanth∅: Greetings Greg!
	9:20pm Greg Arden: Hi Little Danny!!
	9:20pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): arb, we gotta get together soon and discuss our divorce party
	9:20pm arb: Spodiodi!!!
	9:21pm Little Danny: le greg how are you doooing?!
	9:21pm Franco Twinkie: Phony Baby gets some kind of award for best honking intro.
	9:21pm arb: BB yes, I'll be representing myself!
	9:21pm Little Danny: twins are so 1980s
	9:21pm solo mon: World Class Kornholdt Collins impersonator. You'd think it was Korny but he uses a hard "T"
	9:21pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I'll bee representing my representatives
	9:22pm solo mon: the 1980s when you chewed gum with your evil doppelganger
	9:22pm Listener Gregory: Who will represent the bees?
	9:22pm Greg Arden: Hows everyone tonight? Solo swore he were rollin me some. But here I am waiting for it. I'm doing well Little Danny left work early so's I could slip in here and get comfortable.
	9:22pm spodiodi: aloha, arb!
	9:22pm Little Danny: khaki's korny impersonaation is okay i guess
	9:22pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): hey LD! spandex twins are a double 1980s pleasure
	9:22pm Greg Arden: Smmoooothie OG!!
	9:22pm solo mon: Smoothie Collins
	9:23pm arb: Hi Listener Gregory & Chresti & Franco & Robert & WR & Smooooothieeeee
	9:23pm Little Danny: i ❤️️ smoothie but she is being extra cryptic rn
	9:23pm arb: Khaki is giving me Unkorny Valley
	9:23pm Listener Robert: Aha, so this is connected to the impending sale of WFMU to Blimpie's!
	9:23pm arb: Hi Little Danny!!
	9:23pm Folsom: Must have been a knuckle sandwich!
	9:24pm Greg Arden: I was on Grindr and someone wanted a sandwich.
	9:24pm arb: Folsom! Hello!
	9:24pm Aitch: he doesn't want the roll, just the sausage
	9:24pm solo mon: Folsom!
	9:24pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): serving shrimp and biscuits
	9:24pm Greg Arden: His name was Hoagie.
	9:24pm arb: Aitch!!
	9:24pm chresti: Hi arb!
	9:24pm solo mon: Aitch OLO
	9:24pm arb: don't eat the green torta
	9:25pm Greg Arden: You can be the bun and I will be the burger baby.
	9:25pm flannery: ever since childhood….
	9:25pm solo mon: If its brown flush it down, if it's green...
	9:25pm arb: what are they poppy seeds?
	9:25pm Folsom: I remember when I was a kid I didn't like the peppercorn salami
	9:26pm Greg Arden: Smoothie is a cryptic operator.
	9:26pm coelacanth∅: is this Ken Nordine's even weirder brother?
	9:26pm Little Danny: greg i haven't seen you on spuckie recently how am i supposed to swipe right on you
	9:26pm chresti: omg little black things!
	9:26pm Listener Robert: Maybe that's Sandwich, Massachusetts.
	9:26pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): double dong foot long for socially distanced snacking
	9:26pm solo mon: OLO BABA!!
	9:27pm Little Danny: outstanding!!!
	9:27pm solo mon: Unkorny valley ARB
	9:27pm spodiodi: heck yes, chresti \\//! little black things <3
	9:27pm Franco Twinkie: That little black thing is my skunk, Harris. We've got our thumbs out at K39, waiting for the sandwich bus.
	9:27pm solo mon: Totally LR
	9:27pm Greg Arden: Just put some fat free mayo on a knife and swipe. LD!
	9:28pm chresti: \\//spodi!
	9:28pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): shackled to a steak?
	9:28pm Greg Arden: Chili corn Khaki.
	9:28pm Little Danny: omg unkorny valley!!! @arb 9:23
	9:29pm solo mon: paninises
	9:29pm arb: Panini plural is paninises
	9:29pm Folsom: Hey dere ho dere
	9:29pm spodiodi: fuck toxic positivity <3
	9:29pm Greg Arden: I saw two guys in the nineties do this with a dildo that big but buttwards.
	9:29pm Little Danny: amazing
	9:29pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): spodiodio! I'm seeing that in puffy paint on a tie-dyed t-shirt
	9:30pm solo mon: be well be well be welll
	9:30pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): hey there, Folsom!
	9:30pm Little Danny: khaki just got my respect for that phone wellness beatdown
	9:30pm solo mon: be well and get fit, by digging your own basement steak pit!
	9:31pm Greg Arden: Only people with kids really understand how to deliver toxic positivity. As a non breeder I wonder if someone could give me an example.
	9:31pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Korny is trying to escape through the skunk tunnel!
	9:31pm spodiodi: MXBB, i love it! the tie-dye is a nice touch. i need a puffy paint marker. and a shirt. and some dye
	9:31pm StringOFperils: Maybe his chain won't be long enough
	9:31pm chresti: OLO sol!
	9:32pm arb: Stringy!
	9:32pm Greg Arden: You really want to be steaked in the basement when you are on an all corn diet.
	9:32pm StringOFperils: Hi Arb !
	9:32pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Korned beef curtains
	9:32pm Little Danny: i don't have kids but i am quite proficient in toxic positivity if i do say so myself
	9:32pm Listener Robert: So here's the dilemma: Do we bust him out? Who knows what he might do to us under the influence of that panini?
	9:32pm Greg Arden: OMCC best Patty ever BTW.
	9:33pm Greg Arden: Patty Makes me melt.
	9:33pm solo mon: I think the basement was fake news.
	9:34pm Greg Arden: I want her to hot melt glue my clogs to my feet.
	9:34pm Franco Twinkie: Is Peggy talking about that suspect looking sandwich?
	9:35pm solo mon: put some glue on your shoes
	9:35pm Listener Robert: They look desperate, watch out.
	9:36pm solo mon: Patty's Pity Party coming soon.
	9:36pm Greg Arden: Okay Little Danny Lets try....I am so tired sore because I have a torn rotator cuff and my job at the sausage factory wont let me stop working....
	9:36pm arb: Too pathetic for your pity
	9:36pm Franco Twinkie: Did Rikki Lake ever talk about sandwich fuckers on her show?
	9:36pm StringOFperils: panini porkers after this message
	9:37pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): how come I never find a finger in my chili bowl?
	9:37pm Little Danny: is that a rusty trombone i hear
	9:37pm solo mon: desperate living.
	9:37pm solo mon: OLO LD
	9:38pm Greg Arden: We almost had a triple jinx you owe me a coke. LD! SOLO!
	9:38pm Folsom: Schrodinger's Kornholdt
	9:38pm solo mon: OLO Folsom!
	9:39pm Little Danny: is there an eight ep true crime podcast about korny's disappearance
	9:39pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): this show gives me the queefs
	9:39pm Greg Arden: Isn't this it Little Danny?
	9:39pm solo mon: OLO Mx Baba!!
	9:39pm arb: This show queefs the hole alphabet
	9:40pm Greg Arden: hahah ARBBB! oops I queefed a C!
	9:40pm Little Danny: i hope it is greg!!!
	9:40pm solo mon: Mystery Queef Theater
	9:40pm Greg Arden: WHORkING!
	9:40pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): "We're not a t a real hospital, so we'll have to improvise" I heard that on my wedding night
	9:40pm Franco Twinkie: I believe Canters Deli has a Fanny Fart Special on their lunch menu.
	9:41pm Greg Arden: I can feel the muffled voice in my butt is that weird?
	9:41pm arb: LOL MxBB
	9:41pm solo mon: muffled affirmations
	9:41pm Greg Arden: HA MX!
	9:41pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): our alphabet queefs are like a Ouija board! We can use it to find Korny! I queefed an L
	9:42pm Little Danny: haha this song oh lord
	9:42pm solo mon: Better than oral history.
	9:42pm arb: My O queef is blowing smoke rings
	9:42pm Greg Arden: I heard that on my wetting night. Which was every night until I found WEE ALERT! Thanks!
	9:42pm Franco Twinkie: Did she say fragrant as your socks?
	9:43pm solo mon: Toxic Mastery!
	9:43pm Listener Robert: Is that the ChaCha Heels that exists in the world of ChaCha heels, like the Tennessee Waltz?
	9:43pm Little Danny: greg where do i find your wetting registry
	9:43pm solo mon: LR mind blown
	9:44pm Greg Arden: I can queef from my armpit now. if I'm sweaty and fistpumping. so always.
	9:44pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): C-L-O a CLOWN got Korny!!!!
	9:44pm solo mon: Cha Cha Heels exists in 128kbps
	9:44pm arb: Or could it be C-L-O SET?
	9:44pm Greg Arden: At WEEALERT.ARG/vaginaboy
	9:45pm solo mon: OLO Baba Bee!!
	9:45pm Folsom: @LD I believe Greg has PeeCan pie on the registry
	9:45pm arb: LOL Folsom!
	9:45pm solo mon: C-L-O-R-O-X
	9:46pm solo mon: Urine luck, Greg.
	9:46pm Listener Robert: You got those letters in Morse from the music?
	9:46pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): C-L-O-N-E-H-O-L-E
	9:46pm solo mon: OUIJA Queefs
	9:47pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): LR: we're practicing queefmancy
	9:48pm StringOFperils: Queefcraft
	9:48pm Little Danny: no way was what the real officer dawn
	9:49pm Little Danny: just not ready for the flip flop flip flip okay
	9:49pm solo mon: I don't believe anything anywhore.
	9:49pm Listener Robert: ...who needs enemas?
	9:49pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): everyone is an imposter!
	9:49pm flannery: its spelled flannery 😭
	9:50pm solo mon: LR - ding ding!
	9:50pm StringOFperils: He has a cold
	9:50pm solo mon: everyone's impasta
	9:50pm Greg Arden: I had to put a couple a pies in the oven. Did I miss any gossip?
	9:50pm Franco Twinkie: Who needs a someone to spit on your pookinnanny, I think.
	9:50pm solo mon: flannery your boyfriend has a cold.
	9:50pm Little Danny: hehe flannery!!!
	9:51pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): the secret is in the sauce? Korny's in the meatballs?
	9:52pm solo mon: Korny and meatballs? I prefer cabbage.
	9:52pm StringOFperils: Meatballs with stake sauce
	9:52pm Listener Robert: Heck, I used to try to put together Field Marshal Ken's pre-show GIFs into a coherent narrative, I ought to get some clues from these GIFs.
	9:52pm solo mon: Greg, we are all crazy. That's what you missed.
	9:52pm flannery: hello!
	9:53pm Greg Arden: A cornybeef sandwich but he too scared o bread.
	9:53pm flannery: we need robert stack on the case
	9:53pm arb: hé flannery!
	9:53pm solo mon: It's all pieces to a puzzle, LR. Or it CAN be w enough sativa!
	9:54pm Greg Arden: Robert Stack is asspurrrational!
	9:54pm WR: Khaki Porpoise?
	9:54pm solo mon: Egg Maguffin
	9:54pm chresti: Weird ending on reflection
	9:55pm solo mon: On porpoise.
	9:55pm Folsom: Egg Maguffin still better than McRib
	9:55pm Greg Arden: He was my favorite babysitter.
	9:55pm Little Danny: amazing
	9:55pm Listener Robert: The lady at the top is covering her ears, telling us not to believe what we hear. The lady underneath her is eating, so eating must be a clue. Then there's the dancing lady...no, wait, she's not dancing, she's stomping on insects.
	9:55pm Little Danny: i can kind of understand this
	9:56pm chresti: haha starting too
	9:56pm Little Danny: kornnnyyyy
	9:56pm Listener Robert: Then there's the talking girl next to the silent one. We should be listening to the silent one.
	9:56pm Little Danny: man what the hell!?
	9:56pm Folsom: korny as the peanuts teacher
	9:57pm solo mon: diarhheapercussions
	9:57pm Little Danny: was that really korny?!
	9:57pm solo mon: Wah wah wah woh woh woh woh
	9:57pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): C-L-O-R-I-S L-E-A-C-H-M-A-N
	9:57pm Folsom: @solo i believe diarhheapercussions was an Enoch Light album
	9:57pm Greg Arden: Miss Othmar Snoopy Woodstock centipede.
	9:58pm solo mon: You tell me LD, I'm no expert.
	9:58pm Little Danny: i think it was!!!
	9:58pm solo mon: Folsom - OLO!
	9:58pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I want what Listener Robert is having
	9:59pm solo mon: Only Korny could sound like a rusty trombone through bandages
	9:59pm StringOFperils: It was him Korny...but...he seemed changed...but he looks more buff
	9:59pm Greg Arden: At an old country buffet.
	10:00pm chresti: He was with Velma in a taxi?
	10:01pm Listener Robert: She left out an important detail: the chicken coop he crashed into. So none of this story is to be believed.
	10:01pm solo mon: electric surgery outsider artist
	10:01pm Listener Robert: Oh, there's fried chicken? Never mind, that accounts for the chicken coop collision.
	10:01pm Greg Arden: And now we dance! Maestro if you please!
	10:01pm Folsom: @LR better than a chicken sedan
	10:02pm solo mon: Thats what cause the car accident in the first place, LG: Plot holes.
	10:02pm Greg Arden: Chicken Pot Pie Holes fuct or fricken?
	10:02pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): plotte holes
	10:03pm WR: Perfection is something to strive for but must be recognized that it can never be achieved.
	10:03pm solo mon: OLO Baba Bee, Folsom, Greg!
	10:03pm Franco Twinkie: Go wash the dishes you dirty plotte.
	10:03pm WR: plotz holes.
	10:03pm solo mon: WR- deep THOTS
	10:04pm Greg Arden: Sing out Henrietta!!!
	10:04pm solo mon: Vaudeville chicken tits
	10:04pm Listener Robert: The only lady here who'd get me to turn off the road is the one shown answering the phone, so clue!
	10:04pm Little Danny: keep fucking that chicken was peak early youtube gold
	10:05pm Little Danny: this is the shit
	10:05pm solo mon: I'm plotzing for fried chicken.
	10:06pm Listener Robert: Yeah, but you picture those all the time.
	10:06pm Greg Arden: Several severed penises swim silently C-word!
	10:07pm solo mon: OLO LR an GA!
	10:07pm Folsom: Not at the In and Out drive thru?
	10:07pm arb: Boo Khaki!
	10:07pm WR: sorry, didn't mean to get philia sophogus. Eying the last two slices of bread (the heels). And distracted trying to figure out my bandcamp budget for this month.
	10:07pm solo mon: BOO KHAKI!
	10:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I think Khaki is a Khaki impersonator
	10:07pm Greg Arden: My lithp ith gone!
	10:07pm solo mon: Spaghettikhaki
	10:07pm Greg Arden: Blue Cocky!
	10:07pm Franco Twinkie: This song is killing me.
	10:08pm solo mon: WR this show is a THINK Piece.
	10:08pm Folsom: Sea of Rod Stewart
	10:08pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Listener Robert: I think gifs #4 & #5 reveal that Kim Carnes was Bette Davis's ventriloquist dummy
	10:08pm solo mon: bukaki rock
	10:09pm solo mon: CWord faces.
	10:11pm Listener Robert: I think you're right, Baba. So that's actually Bette Davis on the other end of the phone #6 is answering, not Kim Carnes.
	10:11pm Little Danny: i believe in miracles!!!!
	10:12pm WR: Has anyone seen Kornholdt Collins, like ever?
	10:12pm Listener Robert: So altering the face of a RADIO personality is going to hide him? Hmph.
	10:12pm arb: Boo Khaki and Boo Bette!
	10:12pm Little Danny: poor korny :(
	10:12pm solo mon: Pate face!
	10:13pm Folsom: i think launched a thousand and one loads, at least at current count
	10:13pm Little Danny: i'm just glad you're still alive!!!!
	10:14pm solo mon: Charcuterie has the word cute in it.
	10:14pm Listener Robert: Her complication had a little complication.
	10:14pm solo mon: Loading dock.
	10:14pm arb: I need to start going to beach parties for the elective surgery outsider art unveilings
	10:15pm Greg Arden: Shart cute Yuri!
	10:15pm spodiodi: urethrae as well
	10:15pm flannery: the cats are gonna love it
	10:15pm solo mon: I'm in a relationship w Katherine Helman. It's complicated.
	10:15pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): in #7, they perv-fected the split that is being attempted in #1, but it activated the socially distanced sandwich effect in #8
	10:16pm solo mon: Re loads: Im so glad everyone is counting. It will help when we make the master chart.
	10:17pm solo mon: proof that it doesn't have to be sexual to be perverted.
	10:17pm Little Danny: welcome to the club sandwich korny
	10:17pm Folsom: I figured solo would be more of an original recipe fan than extra crispy
	10:17pm Little Danny: food fetishes i got em
	10:17pm WR: Chopped Liver? Ms Pate? Crackers. I need.
	10:19pm Greg Arden: It’s kind of dirty when we make our cats make out eating the same churru.
	10:19pm solo mon: I'm a nugget lover, Folsom.
	10:20pm Greg Arden: Churru, the Go Gurt for cats.
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: I'm taking notes.
	10:22pm solo mon: Load 1002
	10:22pm Greg Arden: I think he came on his Cha Cha heels! Twice.
	10:23pm solo mon: WR re crackers and pate: spread em if ya got em.
	10:24pm solo mon: Take notes, there will be a trivia quiz at the end of the show.
	10:24pm Greg Arden: I could have used this song in 1981.
	10:24pm arb: I was a result of this song in 1981
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: I starting coming backwards in 1981, and I've never been able to figure out how to read a map since then.
	10:26pm solo mon: RIP Bappi Lahiri. I'm sure you'd love this climax joke we used your song for :-)
	10:27pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): um, I feel called out by those shoes
	10:27pm Greg Arden: Hehe ARB! Result!
	10:27pm arb: when i was released
	10:28pm solo mon: My feet feel the same way abt each other
	10:28pm Greg Arden: When I was corncieved.
	10:28pm arb: Inching closer to the patéphysical saltwater taffy stand
	10:29pm solo mon: Is anyone worried about korny? and can anyone guess who the secret guest will be in the next scene?
	10:29pm Greg Arden: We are negative eight inches away from Victor Buono dressed as King Tut.
	10:29pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Babs?
	10:30pm Little Danny: omg solo haha @10:26
	10:30pm flannery: im worried!!!
	10:30pm Listener Robert: Hitler?
	10:30pm Folsom: i'm thinking larry storch
	10:30pm solo mon: Its someone from another show.
	10:30pm flannery: i hope its not the passengers of the pussy x flight
	10:31pm Greg Arden: I wanted Larry Storch to corncieve me.
	10:32pm Folsom: is this Hearty?
	10:32pm arb: 1800CgullCgull
	10:32pm solo mon: OLO ARB
	10:32pm Greg Arden: But I did get Buddy Hacketted in 1981.
	10:33pm Franco Twinkie: This was really funny, but I'm going back to bed.
	10:33pm Greg Arden: Oh shapoopy! It’s Solo!
	10:33pm flannery: ahahaha
	10:33pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): sweat dreams, Pranko
	10:34pm spodiodi: save korny, solo mon!!!
	10:34pm Greg Arden: Do you have any snake eating itself flavored?
	10:34pm Little Danny: this is so tense!!!
	10:35pm Greg Arden: I am craving pate with lipstick.
	10:36pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): this is so much like my last toxic relationship
	10:36pm flannery: just like the little mermaid
	10:36pm Little Danny: korny rides again!!!
	10:37pm Greg Arden: Just like Lion King too. I think. Or do I?
	10:37pm solo mon: Big Little Mermaid NRG
	10:37pm WR: Nope, there go the police, it's another call.
	10:38pm solo mon: Calypsohnoyoudidn't
	10:39pm solo mon: Don't get pulled over by Sheriff Shitface
	10:41pm Greg Arden: I wondered where those panties went!
	10:41pm solo mon: Primal Ice Cream crossover episode, like when Happy Days shows up on Laverne and Shirley
	10:42pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I love crossover episodes
	10:42pm chresti: Ha perfect!
	10:42pm flannery: or when the critic showed up on the simpsons lol
	10:42pm solo mon: Did the Flinstones meet the Jetsons?
	10:42pm Greg Arden: When the LIVER Boat Crashed on Fantasy Island!
	10:43pm Listener Robert: Must be the same big haired lady in the lineup photo as in GIF #2.
	10:43pm Greg Arden: Flinstines met Bewitched!
	10:43pm Folsom: I'm more of a Happy Days / Mork and Mindy crossover
	10:44pm solo mon: When Tootie and Natalie bought bongs from the love boat.
	10:44pm Greg Arden: We never have any of these ingredients.
	10:44pm Folsom: Fall Guy meets Automan
	10:45pm Greg Arden: I like when Fonzi stopped caring.
	10:45pm Listener Robert: "Nobody ever remembers eating cornhole...but"
	10:45pm arb: i l.o.v.e. corn 🌽🌽🌽
	10:46pm solo mon: both kinds of corn POP and SMUT.
	10:46pm Greg Arden: I got cornhulled by my ice cream man.
	10:47pm solo mon: I love the way you all do your corn!
	10:48pm solo mon: I can't believe it's not corn whole.
	10:48pm arb: i got detassled by Khaki
	10:49pm solo mon: 2MuchHuitlacoche
	10:50pm solo mon: wab corn silk?
	10:50pm arb: korny's tie
	10:50pm solo mon: you could make a pretty wig out of fresh cornsilk
	10:51pm solo mon: Carol Channing's wig- 100% pure corn silk
	10:52pm WR: Hmmmm. Hungry. Maybe a corn sandwich.
	10:52pm arb: corn silk a balm for utis
	10:53pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): corn piles
	10:53pm Little Danny: oh man, positively toxic! thank you solo and arb and krew!!! ❤️️❤️️❤️️ long live korny!!!!!
	10:53pm Folsom: Carol wore cornsilk on Skidoo
	10:53pm WR: Or Kornholdt.
	10:53pm solo mon: Corn silk instead of lettuce on a pate sandwich
	10:54pm chresti: an upside-down cornhusk can be like a conquistador helmet/hat
	10:54pm WR: Gotta put something between those heels.
	10:54pm arb: wab khaki!?
	10:54pm solo mon: only kind of sandwich kornholdt likes.
	10:54pm arb: TY LD XO
	10:54pm solo mon: I had a peanut butter heel sandwich earlier.
	10:55pm chresti: This Doris Day!
	10:55pm solo mon: I'm sure khaki will be backi
	10:56pm solo mon: Yay Korny! Boo Khaki!
	10:56pm WR: I was lucky work cancelled for tonight, Happily thanking you all for making Friday nights so special. XxXxXxX. Khaki never goes out of style, some say.
	10:57pm arb: that's all i needed to hear!
	10:57pm spodiodi: phenomenomenomenomenomenal! thank you, arb and solo!
	10:57pm solo mon: Thank you children of the Kornholdt, Love seeing your cornography.
	10:57pm flannery: thank chacha!!!!
	10:57pm arb: Thank you WR!
	10:57pm arb: Look at all these illicit children of the kornholdt in here, thank you toxic children!!!
	10:58pm arb: Thanks Spodiodi!!!
	10:58pm solo mon: XO and now the toxic positivity childrens chorus.
	10:58pm arb: the toxic tears of a child
	10:58pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): A tip in the merkin of those who corntributed to this outstanding queef party!
	10:59pm Folsom: this is the first time hearing this show, might be addicted!
	10:59pm solo mon: XO Spodi!
	10:59pm arb: We Bell chachas
	10:59pm solo mon: You belong here Folsom. If you can name check skidoo, you absoluetly do.
	10:59pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Folsom: welcome to the Korn pit
	11:00pm arb: Merci Bookoo MxBB!!!
	11:00pm solo mon: XOXO love u Baba Bee!
	11:00pm coelacanth∅: Thanks y'all
	11:00pm solo mon: XOXO chresti
	11:00pm Greg Arden: Folsom 🐈‍⬛ Welcome!
	11:00pm Folsom: I do listen to the Arbitrarium so not totally newbie.
	11:00pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I see a light at the end of the skunk tunnel
	11:00pm arb: Thank ye Coel!
	11:01pm chresti: Outstandingnly phemminononal!
	11:01pm arb: This is my darkside Folsom
	11:01pm solo mon: XOXO WR!
	11:01pm arb: Love you Chresti!!!!!
	11:01pm chresti: OLO arb!
	11:02pm solo mon: Love all you Carnys.
	11:02pm Greg Arden: The back end of her pantomime tiger.
	11:02pm solo mon: OLO greg
	11:02pm arb: Out of the popcorn machine and into the piranha pit
	11:03pm chresti: The underbelly
	11:04pm Greg Arden: This is almost relaxing if I wasn’t being eaten by seagulls.
	11:04pm solo mon: Thanks to special guest voices, flannery, Greg and the ice cream man!
	11:04pm solo mon: Let's jump the shark again next week.
	11:04pm Greg Arden: 🙃
	11:05pm solo mon: Seaward Seaward
	11:05pm arb: can't believe smoothie is kornholdts sister, did we even talk about that?
	11:05pm spodiodi: thank you, flannery, Greg, and 🍦primal mon!
	11:05pm Greg Arden: As long as I’m the poochie.
	11:05pm StringOFperils: Thank you!
	11:06pm arb: Stringy XO!!!
	11:06pm solo mon: XOXO SOP
	11:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Greg, you're always a poochie to me
	11:07pm Greg Arden: Thanks for cumberbunning StringOFperils!
	11:07pm solo mon: Pucci Pantsuit
	11:07pm solo mon: made from 100% corn silk.
	11:08pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): unless I missed something, SOp gets the prize for best comment tonight
	11:08pm Greg Arden: It’s my Pucci pantsuit that makes it clear dear.
	11:08pm arb: Mx.BabaBee see you on the divorce court 🎾
	11:08pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): right-o!
	11:09pm solo mon: Nominations for comment of the year are welcome.
	11:09pm StringOFperils: Goodnight fair miscreants! Farewell!
	11:10pm solo mon: g'night folx!
	11:10pm Greg Arden: Gnight!!
	11:10pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I nominate SOp: @9:15
	11:11pm solo mon: flannery will get you everywhere
	11:12pm solo mon: For your consideration: StringOFperils: Korny became so perverted that he achieved Pirvana.
	11:18pm chresti: SOp always wins

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from March 4, 2022

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