WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from May 8, 2022

Listener comments!
	8:54pm solo mon: Welcome to Cha Cha Church! Come on in and find a phew. VERY Special thanks to our guest voices this week Greg Arden, Chase Hason and Tanya Smith!
	9:00pm Scott67: G'day ARB, Solo & Bad Fares! 🍻😎🤙🌞🌏
	9:00pm Aitch: Looove the new slot Cha Chanians
	9:01pm Folsom: hi all
	9:01pm solo mon: Now it’s time for you know what!
	9:01pm Listener Gregory: I'm confessin' that I love you! No, no, not you. The other one. It's kind of a longing at a distance more than love, perhaps. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.
	9:01pm spodiodi: TAXI! Heelo, solo, arb and Cha Cha Children!
	9:02pm arb: Helloo mother f-ers!
	9:02pm solo mon: Hi Scott67!
	9:02pm WR: OMG. I have to serve dessert clear the table, wash the dishes, take out the trash. Feeling like Cinderfella here.
	9:02pm chresti: Hi cha cha mofos!
	9:02pm arb: Heya Spodiodi!!
	9:02pm Doop: howdy gang!
	9:02pm solo mon: Hi Folsom!
	9:02pm Folsom: the only problem with the new timeslot is that it overlaps with suzy hotrod, that is a good show
	9:02pm arb: Folsom!!
	9:03pm solo mon: Hi Aitch!
	9:03pm arb: Hi Chresti!!
	9:03pm solo mon: Hi Listener Gregory!
	9:03pm Aitch: but clashing with the Lung was truly abhorrent
	9:03pm arb: Doop!!
	9:03pm StringOFperils: I confess I'm lost.
	9:03pm solo mon: Hi spodi!
	9:03pm arb: We're power-clashers!
	9:03pm solo mon: Hi Doop!
	9:03pm chresti: Hi arb!
	9:04pm solo mon: HI chresti!
	9:04pm arb: Hi WR!!
	9:04pm solo mon: Hi String O ppp!
	9:04pm chresti: Hi solo mon!
	9:04pm arb: Hi Listener Gregory!! Welcome back!
	9:04pm WR: Just realized, my complaints could be voiced by most any mom.
	9:05pm Aitch: So much corn in the comments!
	9:05pm spodiodi: Doop, i love your avatar... was trying to remember who's it was. it's great!
	9:05pm solo mon: Mom upside down spells WOW
	9:05pm arb: Peak corn!!
	9:05pm arb: Hi Scotty!
	9:05pm StringOFperils: Saturated corn.
	9:06pm spodiodi: HFKS
	9:06pm arb: Hi Aitch!
	9:06pm WR: We here are all Children of the Corn. True believers.
	9:06pm solo mon: Power clashing is my cornography
	9:06pm arb: Hello Stringy!!
	9:06pm Aitch: Smooches arb and solo
	9:06pm Doop: let the shucking commence
	9:07pm solo mon: Aw shucks
	9:07pm chresti: Glory Hole church!
	9:08pm spodiodi: Land of Nod <3
	9:08pm solo mon: cornfess to your sins chresti!
	9:08pm Scott67: spodi, your Intergalactic Tardigrade is pretty awesome too mate! 🍻😎🤙🦠💫
	9:08pm solo mon: Xoxox Aitch!
	9:08pm Folsom: i swear this song is similar to a song from The Great Race, when Professor Fate is on screen
	9:09pm Listener Gregory: Doing a bunch of dishes now, but be sure that my comments would have been deliciously witty if I had been able to make any.
	9:09pm spodiodi: thanks, Scott! i stole it yesterday from Roger!
	9:09pm solo mon: LG that will do as a place holder!
	9:10pm solo mon: Dinner theater for sinners- Sinner Theater.
	9:10pm Scott67: I'm hypnotized by hips & booze! You bastards, now I'm thirsty horny! 🍻😎🤙
	9:10pm solo mon: Don’t shoot that crap at me, I’m not wearing a splash poncho
	9:11pm arb: Also sending big thanks to the players Greg Arden, Chase Hason and Tanya Smith! And to Little Danny for musical assistance!
	9:11pm solo mon: Folsom that song sounded familiar to me too
	9:11pm doctorjazz: Hi folks, chicken curry done, can relax for a few minutes.
	9:11pm solo mon: Heyyy doctorjazz!
	9:11pm arb: hi doctorjazz!
	9:12pm StringOFperils: Your confessions won't contain a kernel of truth.
	9:12pm arb: Call in!!
	9:12pm spodiodi: none ringy dingy
	9:12pm chresti: Crap Shootin' Sinner!
	9:12pm arb: Tell us what you did!!
	9:13pm Aitch: Always make sure you have a fish with you
	9:13pm solo mon: The corn fession line is open call 1-800-CWRD-CWRD
	9:13pm spodiodi: cha cha heels pennants?
	9:13pm Folsom: solo's rosary is made from anal beads
	9:13pm solo mon: And some tape
	9:13pm Aitch: the scales of justice
	9:14pm solo mon: OLO folsom
	9:14pm spodiodi: olo Folsom. quite an image
	9:14pm solo mon: Ofishally
	9:15pm Aitch: fish wasn't happy, it was gutted
	9:16pm Poolboy: Did someone say fiiiiiiiash?🥸
	9:16pm Little Danny: hi angels!
	9:17pm solo mon: Pooooolboy!
	9:17pm Aitch: L Danny too!
	9:17pm spodiodi: hey, Poolboy and LD!
	9:17pm arb: Oh Poolboy!!
	9:17pm solo mon: LD! You’re late- say 3 hail Cha chas for penance!
	9:18pm arb: Little Danny!
	9:18pm solo mon: Also welcome!
	9:18pm Greg Arden: Poolboy had to go back to work. I told him to stop cooking his trout in the hot tub and work the skimmer. 😻
	9:18pm Scott67: That slowed boppin bob is making me a little seasick!
	9:18pm solo mon: Pool boy wishes someone would tape a fish under his seat.
	9:19pm doctorjazz: I confess I have absolutely nothing to confess, as perfect a specimen of humankind as you're ever likely to find in this universe (and I'm understating)
	9:19pm Aitch: hot tub sous-vide could really catch on
	9:19pm Little Danny: sorry i'm late!!! :( i had to yell at my student driver to step on it
	9:19pm flannery: hellloo
	9:19pm Greg Arden: Little Danny! Spodiodi! Arb my xueen! And high Solo right in front of me!
	9:20pm solo mon: doctorjazz of course… you can make something up!
	9:20pm solo mon: flannery! Yay!
	9:20pm solo mon: LD I’m just glad you are here!
	9:20pm arb: Hi flannery!
	9:21pm Little Danny: hmm velma kinda twisting the meaning of kornfession isn't she tho
	9:21pm Greg Arden: I used to make sandwiches from Jack Mackerel and mayonnaise on Roman Meal bread in high school. It was upsetting to my peer group to say the least. But I wuved it. 🙃
	9:22pm Little Danny: god i love deep dark secrets
	9:22pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo & cha cha children of the korn
	9:22pm Greg Arden: Hi Flannery!!
	9:22pm solo mon: Velma pushes the meaning of anything
	9:22pm solo mon: Coelacanthø! Welcome!
	9:22pm arb: poor peer group, hate to think of the pain you caused them
	9:23pm spodiodi: aloha, flannery and coelacanthØ!
	9:23pm arb: Hi coelacanth∅!
	9:23pm doctorjazz: Does stealing and eating dog treats count?
	9:23pm solo mon: Putting the pee in peer group
	9:23pm flannery: hi everybody :)
	9:23pm StringOFperils: I knew a kid who had a peer group; he liked the golden rain.
	9:24pm solo mon: OLO doctorjazz yes that totally counts
	9:24pm arb: I used to hide in the pantry and eat crisco and kibbles
	9:24pm Little Danny: greg did you have a name for this sangwich it actually kinda sounds magical
	9:24pm coelacanth∅: olá spodi and flannery!
	9:24pm solo mon: My peer group likes to take showers together
	9:25pm spodiodi: i've eaten dog treats (mostly for money)
	9:25pm Greg Arden: I also used to shoplift cans of smoked oysters and ate those in the cafeteria with the free saltines from the sideboard. Another friend making scent story. And also visual pleasure. 🌽🤮
	9:25pm Little Danny: i made the same sandwich every night for years in my '20s it was call the sadman but was anything but
	9:25pm solo mon: Greg Arden has the best stories OLO
	9:26pm coelacanth∅: my pier group likes to blindfold people and tell them to walk toward the ocean sound
	9:26pm solo mon: I used to love doggie chow.
	9:26pm Listener Gregory: Not sure if I need to confess this: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. But no one there seemed to think it was a big deal.
	9:26pm Little Danny: "the free saltine closet"
	9:26pm Greg Arden: Little Danny, I actually called it the “Something in Denmark”.
	9:27pm Little Danny: lol greg! that's the best food name ever
	9:27pm Greg Arden: Can you share your Sadman recipe?
	9:27pm Aitch: When young and poori fed the cat with vegemite on toast with a bit of milk poured on it.
	9:27pm arb: is your fleshy carrot stick pointy?
	9:27pm solo mon: Chrestis transgressions with dip.
	9:27pm spodiodi: SOp, Greg Arden... O L O
	9:28pm Listener Gregory: I will only spin the Penance Wheel if there is a Get Out of Sin Free slot.
	9:28pm StringOFperils: You Dirty Slate !
	9:28pm solo mon: Carrots 🥕can kill 🔪
	9:28pm Greg Arden: Who are you calling slot? 😻
	9:29pm Aitch: I my covid moobs get any bigger I could try some of these dances
	9:29pm coelacanth∅: i like this song because it has a happy ending
	9:29pm solo mon: We learned how to make weapons out of carrot sticks and celery stalks
	9:29pm spodiodi: beware Knifey bearing carrots olo Aitch
	9:29pm arb: You got a front butt up top from the vax?
	9:30pm solo mon: There’s a space for that LG, but it’s the smallest slice of pie on the wheel.
	9:30pm StringOFperils: Creamed corn shiv. Untraceable.
	9:30pm Greg Arden: I fashioned a carrot cannon with two celery stalks and seven rubber bands.
	9:30pm Little Danny: @greg: sliced bread with mustard, yogurt, sriracha spread on it, tomatoes with melted cheddar cheese, greens of some sort, sliced bell peppers and mushrooms, some sort of deli meat, pickles, avocado, salt, pepper, PURE PARTY NRG!!!
	9:31pm spodiodi: arb olo... i'm going to have to try harder to limit my nonsense 🤐
	9:31pm Listener Gregory: "Shame and Scandal" is fantastic!
	9:31pm coelacanth∅: i'm not sure how comfortable i am now that i know what sinners you all are
	9:31pm solo mon: Exactly w snack weapons- stab, kill… then eat the evidence. Also blood is good dipping sauce.
	9:32pm Aitch: that's quite a sandwich
	9:32pm Greg Arden: I’m full of sadman satisfaction just reading that. Bon appetite Little Danny! 😋
	9:32pm solo mon: LD is that a sad man?!
	9:33pm chresti: Wow Johnny Risk!
	9:33pm coelacanth∅: the carrot weapon strategy is like the carrot pipe strategy. if the cops come just eat it.
	9:33pm Little Danny: that is indeed a sadman :)
	9:34pm Little Danny: has anyone passed a carrot stick through airport security tho
	9:34pm flannery: damn condiment king over here
	9:35pm WR: I was born guilty.
	9:35pm spodiodi: philly!
	9:35pm solo mon: I case you don't know it's: "Hail Cha Cha full of grace blessed are thou amongst heels and blessed is the curve of your arch"
	9:35pm Greg Arden: I would eat that sadman in a splash poncho and dance belt.
	9:36pm solo mon: I'm gilty
	9:36pm solo mon: yeah apple pipes are good like that too coel
	9:37pm Memama∅: full of grace
	9:37pm solo mon: She really licked it.
	9:37pm Greg Arden: I passed a carrot while going through security once. Several actually, par chewed.
	9:37pm solo mon: Nature's veggie crisper.
	9:38pm solo mon: Or you can shorten it like meemaw "full of grace full of grace!"
	9:39pm coelacanth∅: i can't think of any sin to confess.
	9:39pm Aitch: Like Derek Smalls Little Danny? He had an armadillo
	9:39pm Listener Gregory: I would take these pen ants, but the Exterminator has already been here.
	9:40pm Greg Arden: Kahki got crabs to be more Corny.
	9:40pm StringOFperils: Who's the ferret on the wall?
	9:40pm solo mon: Khak-lighting
	9:41pm spodiodi: identititty <3
	9:41pm arb: khaki got crabs cause he crab shacked up with the crabby cabby
	9:41pm solo mon: Fun fact: Most people have two Identititties
	9:41pm chresti: Hail Cha Cha full of heels grace blessed are thou amongst heels and blessed is the curve of your arch
	9:41pm Greg Arden: Khak-khak-khaktegory is closed!🍖
	9:41pm solo mon: Antswer the question LG!
	9:41pm Little Danny: lol i said passed a carrot stick without totally understanding the ramifications
	9:42pm StringOFperils: And don't forget supernumerary identititties.
	9:42pm coelacanth∅: could you share that identititty over here when you're done with it? is there enough to go around?
	9:42pm StringOFperils: or numerary as it weren't
	9:43pm Greg Arden: I think that titties are more identitfiable than faces.
	9:43pm solo mon: Advanced meths identititty.
	9:44pm solo mon: LD you also just said "ramifications"
	9:44pm Folsom: it's me, it's me, it's ernest t!
	9:44pm solo mon: Tits are the windows to the soul.
	9:44pm arb: Chresti you are arbsolved for double dippin!
	9:45pm Little Danny: lol solo i keeping doing it my life in accidental innuendo :(
	9:45pm Greg Arden: The nipples are the eyeballs of the chest.
	9:45pm solo mon: chresti understood the assignment!
	9:45pm Folsom: I didn't know you couldn't say tits on the radio, suzy had to bleep them out
	9:45pm Little Danny: these are good sound effects
	9:46pm arb: the mammories are the memory of the torso
	9:46pm solo mon: Isn't that crazy ? You can't says tits on the radio!
	9:46pm Greg Arden: Thanks for the mammories!
	9:46pm Listener Gregory: Can’t really say Hail Cha Cha since my arches fell. The curve is just not what it was, if you know what I mean.
	9:47pm StringOFperils: Ramifications innuendo. Can you say THAT on the radio?
	9:47pm Greg Arden: Can you type tits?
	9:47pm coelacanth∅: you can say "asshole", as long as you do it as an insult
	9:47pm arb: In BCC they had to count their hail cha chas on an abacus
	9:47pm solo mon: Areola means hello and goodbye
	9:48pm arb: OLO
	9:48pm solo mon: Korny will say all your hail cha chas for you.
	9:48pm chresti: Uppers and downers, Greg?
	9:48pm spodiodi: olo
	9:48pm coelacanth∅: i just typed tits on the air. so yes.
	9:48pm Greg Arden: Who put the freck in the ramifications?
	9:48pm Little Danny: if nipples are the eyeballs of the chest what are the tassles
	9:48pm arb: thats why we have eyelashes
	9:49pm Folsom: pasties are eyepatches?
	9:49pm solo mon: sleep masks?
	9:49pm arb: eyelashes are the nipple tassle of the face
	9:49pm Greg Arden: Puppers and nanners even.
	9:49pm Listener Gregory: There’s a part of the brain called the mamillary bodies. As an undergraduate I called them “mammary bodies” by mistake and had to drop out of school in embarrassment. Years later I discovered that no one else noticed.
	9:50pm chresti: Tassle contacts
	9:50pm Aitch: The gloryholyghost!!
	9:50pm Greg Arden: Tassels are illusion Little Danny🙏🏼👁👁
	9:50pm solo mon: Self-Shame is a powerful drug Listener Gregory!
	9:50pm Little Danny: the best thing about walk-in closets is actually walking in and closing the door behind you it's so cozy in here
	9:50pm spodiodi: indeed, chresti!
	9:51pm solo mon: A monocle for breast would be cool.
	9:51pm arb: pince nez for cleavage
	9:51pm solo mon: I love small spaces #walkinclosets
	9:51pm Folsom: solo - only if you can drop it like Colonel Klink
	9:51pm Greg Arden: Eyes are the glory hole of the nose up.
	9:51pm coelacanth∅: my first girlfriend called them her traffic lights
	9:52pm solo mon: I actually think it's mammary bodies in my brain.
	9:52pm solo mon: OLO Pop it and drop it.
	9:53pm coelacanth∅: or mammary-on-the-brain
	9:53pm Little Danny: this is good!!!
	9:53pm Folsom: the music is wandering into Micah cult domain
	9:53pm arb: Agreed LD!
	9:53pm Greg Arden: Now I’m remembering my scandalous affair with Werner Klemperer.🥨
	9:53pm northguineahills: It's like a precursor to Wing,,,,
	9:53pm WR: Anna Lisa knows how to party! i.discogs.com...
	9:54pm coelacanth∅: it's cracking me up!
	9:54pm arb: hi northguineahills!
	9:54pm solo mon: NGH! totally I loooove wing so much.
	9:54pm Little Danny: dang wr she is 🔥
	9:54pm spodiodi: me too,coel, flannery..i quiskly dismissed it at first...
	9:54pm arb: yeah anna can dress!!
	9:56pm chresti: Was she in the circus? Is she on film?
	9:56pm solo mon: loove anna lisa!
	9:56pm StringOFperils: " I can't be expected to work in these confessions."__Doc Fenway
	9:57pm arb: LOL Stringy
	9:57pm chresti: *Anna
	9:57pm Greg Arden: Full of grease! Full of grease! Been there plenty!
	9:58pm solo mon: No Bogarting is one of the 10 Cha Cha Cornmandments
	9:59pm Greg Arden: More commandments please! Can we audition some?
	9:59pm coelacanth∅: i want that woman as a permanent fixture in my abode. as a table, of course, but also my floor needs sweeping.
	9:59pm solo mon: Yes whats your commandment, greg?
	10:00pm Greg Arden: No hassling sounds vague and perfect enough.
	10:00pm solo mon: She's gonna have headbanger neck in the morning.
	10:01pm Aitch: table no good coelacanth∅, spillage
	10:01pm Folsom: ed roth approves of this song
	10:02pm solo mon: Put her on roller skates and replace your roombha
	10:02pm coelacanth∅: that's okay Aitch, she's an automatic mop
	10:02pm StringOFperils: She's sweeping from back to front
	10:02pm arb: fuck fun and weird
	10:02pm Aitch: but your nuts would get gritty?
	10:02pm Little Danny: wtf velma that's korny's thing
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: i'll put a glass of cranberry juice on her belly.
	10:03pm Listener Gregory: Korny, please remember that it is more blessed to forgive than to forceive.
	10:03pm arb: there should be a commandment against mimicry
	10:03pm Little Danny: "fun and weird" is that slippery slope to zaniness
	10:03pm solo mon: Never stick to a schtick.
	10:03pm spodiodi: olo SOp!
	10:04pm solo mon: LD OLO you get it.
	10:04pm arb: LOL Little Danny
	10:04pm spodiodi: i love the peaches ladies <3 <3 <3 been a little while
	10:04pm Greg Arden: Fun and weird? Where’s my slide whistle?
	10:04pm northguineahills: mammary mimicry ok?
	10:04pm Little Danny: i sure do solo ❤️️
	10:04pm solo mon: LG- korny is fore going the fore giving.
	10:05pm Little Danny: better to forgive than conceive
	10:05pm arb: AMEN
	10:05pm solo mon: ngh mammarymimes too!
	10:06pm solo mon: fun and weird- right around the corner from whackadoodle.
	10:06pm Little Danny: whoa "get off the road" this is everything
	10:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Getting off on the road! Howdy, kidz on the skidz!
	10:06pm solo mon: The peaches twins are my fav thing ever.
	10:07pm solo mon: Tat is my favorite besides---BABA BEEEEEEEE
	10:07pm arb: Yes MxBB welcome!!!
	10:07pm Aitch: a fun sandwich
	10:07pm Greg Arden: I like “man eater” it’s on my resume in my dreams.
	10:08pm solo mon: get off the road song is from the film "she devils on wheels"
	10:08pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ya know, tassel twirling wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.
	10:08pm Greg Arden: Hey Baba Beeee!!!🐾🐾🐾🐾😻😻🧶♥️🙏🏼🦾
	10:08pm solo mon: Sadman eater!
	10:09pm flannery: olo
	10:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): hey solo! arb! greg! asshole tassels?!?!
	10:09pm solo mon: OLO baba bee!
	10:10pm Greg Arden: I’m trying to design a Happyman sandwich. But so far it doesn’t involve eating…bread.
	10:10pm Folsom: i'm waiting for the sad trombone
	10:11pm Little Danny: velma owes korny some royalties i'm actually kinda mad at her rn >:[
	10:11pm Aitch: not the rusty trombone?
	10:11pm Greg Arden: I saw some asshole piercings once in the 90s in line for the bathroom at a cafe. They…..looked….unwholesome. Spoiled.
	10:12pm arb: rusty died in dottie hinkles she-shed
	10:12pm solo mon: Sad and rusty, just the way you ordered.
	10:12pm Little Danny: also was that the price is right theme i heard in the cab?
	10:13pm StringOFperils: Ringy Dingys
	10:13pm solo mon: it was LD- Edd Kalehoff - Car Music
	10:13pm Greg Arden: He was playing Mistys trombone at the time. No wonder he was sad. Wawahhh.
	10:13pm Folsom: i liked the price is right mountain climber game
	10:14pm flannery: me too folsom :)
	10:14pm solo mon: I had an unhealthy obsession w price is right as a child, I guess this is my cornfession.
	10:14pm flannery: does that film in LA???
	10:14pm Little Danny: price is right was my fave show
	10:14pm Greg Arden: I love the yodeling Folsom!
	10:14pm arb: omg does it and is it still on?????
	10:14pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): solo, I was REALLY GOOD at guessing the price. that's SICK.
	10:15pm solo mon: Theres a classic price is right channel on our roku, it's so nice to watch. only epis from the 70s.
	10:15pm Folsom: remember to get your solo spayed and neutered
	10:15pm Greg Arden: I think it is still a show…Theres also a documentary about a guy who broke the code for Price is Right.
	10:15pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): omx, arb, it would be fun to go to a studio audience recording
	10:16pm flannery: it IS filmed in LA >:)
	10:16pm Little Danny: price is right embodied everything california to me growing up the weird supermarket color scheme and graphics and music and bob barker was a majestic beast
	10:16pm arb: MxBB yes, before we divorce!
	10:16pm Little Danny: i can't believe you don't know this price is right is 1000000% los angeles
	10:17pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): FIRESTARTER!!!
	10:17pm Doop: I was in the TPIR studio audience once
	10:17pm Folsom: i went to a taping long time ago, they gave everyone those name cards, still have it
	10:17pm Greg Arden: It is a deep rabbit hole to watch an audience of people who are most likely dead or close to dead now win prizes in the past wearing tube tops and pussybows!
	10:18pm spodiodi: Liarmouth <3
	10:18pm solo mon: I love the price is right aesthetic so much, carpet as wall trim.
	10:18pm Listener Gregory: I had lunch in a bar recently where people were sitting at the bar silently watching game show reruns with the sound off. I still don't know what was going on there.
	10:18pm flannery: its a beautiful set solo
	10:18pm solo mon: Everything is spackeled with glitter.
	10:19pm flannery: even the wheel is beautiful
	10:19pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): speaking of dead, I've been at the silent film fest all week—has Cha Cha Heels done a Sunset Boulevard episode????
	10:19pm arb: was there a price is right primal ice cream special or did i dream it?
	10:19pm solo mon: Bob Barker is so much fun to watch. He is so sardonic and over it. His eye rolls are legendary.
	10:20pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Listener Gregory: oooh, maybe it was a deaf club!
	10:20pm northguineahills: @arb: It was a primal ice scream special....
	10:20pm arb: is the penance wheel kinda like the price is right wheel?
	10:20pm solo mon: arb there was! Floating heads.
	10:20pm Little Danny: his mic is legendary too
	10:20pm Folsom: game show rankings, match game > price is right, brett somers and charles nelson reilly rule
	10:20pm Little Danny: haha arb totally
	10:21pm StringOFperils: What's the worst slice of pie on that penance wheel anyway?
	10:21pm flannery: i like press your luck with the lil guy
	10:21pm Doop: Gong Show was my go to
	10:21pm solo mon: Folsom 10000 percent agree! match game Brett Michaels and the sister from mary hartman
	10:21pm arb: oh hell yeah press your luck no whammies
	10:21pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): luvvin this lezzie living room scene!
	10:21pm solo mon: no whammies
	10:21pm Little Danny: i.pinimg.com...
	10:22pm Folsom: gene rayburn > bob barker
	10:22pm solo mon: twistin and smokin
	10:22pm Greg Arden: No Baba Bee! But I sometimes pet my dead monkey in between comments. Also I believe Solo exposed a deep seated Bob Barker obsession in a Halloween episode. 🥸
	10:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good evening! I like the son and girlfriend dancing in the Mad Mad Mad Mad World movie. www.imgur.com...
	10:23pm solo mon: HI Kenfhp!
	10:23pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): omx Greg, someday I'm gonna stop by your Sunset Boulevard/Grey Gardens house and you're all going to be taxidermy!
	10:23pm WR: I confess, from my youth youtu.be...
	10:24pm Folsom: KFHP - he sailed right out there!
	10:24pm solo mon: you old crab hole
	10:24pm Little Danny: Give her hell Korny!!!!
	10:25pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): oooh! that's the most viciousness I've heard in Korny's tone ever
	10:25pm solo mon: We might be taxidermy already.
	10:25pm arb: Hi Ken! yeahhhhhh!
	10:26pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): solo: I didn't want to blow your cover
	10:26pm solo mon: Jean Rugburns
	10:26pm Greg Arden: Half of us are dead here!! No taxidermy just taxi dermoids!
	10:26pm solo mon: OLO taxi dermoids!
	10:27pm solo mon: It's no big secret that I've been stuffed and mounted.
	10:27pm Little Danny: what are you stuffed with greg
	10:27pm Greg Arden: I miss the monkey. I do. Not even the mashed potato can make it better.
	10:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: When I need to get across town in a hurry, it's the Ken Tucky Derby.
	10:28pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I saw a Clara Bow movie set in a night club, and all the long shot "dancing girl" scenes really looked like a riot, just folx literally running around screaming
	10:28pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): SOLO OLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	10:28pm spodiodi: olo KFHP
	10:29pm Listener Gregory: The wheel of penance grinds exceedingly slow but it grinds very fine.
	10:29pm solo mon: Greg is stuffed with wadded up magazines and sawdust.
	10:29pm Little Danny: I’m mostly dehydrated potato flakes myself
	10:30pm Little Danny: Lol solo let’s open him!!!
	10:30pm Listener Gregory: Mx Bee, some of those pre-Code musical scenes were slightly costumed sex parties.
	10:31pm solo mon: I'm filled with dried rose petals and lavender.
	10:31pm Little Danny: Love this song!!
	10:32pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): omx, pre-Code all the way. I saw Alla Nazimova's Salomé (1922), which is probably the oldest queer film in the world
	10:32pm solo mon: Wheel of pennance... if you turn over the chart can be used in a game of crisco twister.
	10:32pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): and if there's an older one, please let me know and I'll put it on my list
	10:33pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): how about Crisco Operation?!!
	10:33pm solo mon: I was surprised to find that one of the main references in the novel antkind was a silent film about people changes their sexes.
	10:33pm Listener Gregory: People in the 1920s had a lot of fun, until they realized that this was what caused the Depression.
	10:33pm solo mon: Better than crisco candyland
	10:34pm solo mon: LOVE nazimova
	10:34pm chresti: This is a gas!
	10:34pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): CRESTIKINS!!!!
	10:35pm solo mon: huffington post
	10:36pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): FUCK YOU MOTHER! What a great way to celebrate the day!
	10:36pm arb: "whats in that jar and why is it filming me?"
	10:36pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I can relate to this reaction
	10:37pm spodiodi: kill with macrame <3
	10:37pm solo mon: I HATE THE SUPREME COURT TOO
	10:37pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): LET'S KILL SCOTUS!!!! With MACRAME!!!
	10:39pm Scott67: I HATE SUPREME EVERYTHING!!! Apart from Pizza!! 🍻😎🤙🍕
	10:39pm arb: kill it
	10:39pm WR: Abort! Abort!
	10:39pm solo mon: SCOTT!
	10:39pm Listener Gregory: Mx BB, I don’t know if it’s a queer film, but I always had my suspicions about the man in the moon in that 1902 silent classic.
	10:40pm chresti: Abort the supreme court!
	10:40pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Listener Gregory: ah, yes! Scott! how's tomorrow?
	10:40pm spodiodi: kill it 🙏
	10:41pm solo mon: Judgy Jesus.
	10:41pm Listener Gregory: When I'm in heaven, if anyone calls me "My child," I'm going to punch them. Except Mom.
	10:41pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): the only way to own it is to KILL IT
	10:41pm northguineahills: I'm pretty sure Ken played this before...
	10:42pm solo mon: have you heard the term, kill your darlings?
	10:42pm arb: I feel like I'm part of a peer group
	10:42pm Scott67: Not bad BabaB! Pregnancy isn't compulsory here. So that's fucken awesome! 😎🤙🐝
	10:42pm solo mon: Preaching to the crowd in Cha Cha Church.
	10:43pm Little Danny: Incredible
	10:44pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): don't share coat-hangers, kids
	10:44pm solo mon: <insert mommy dearest joke here>
	10:44pm Little Danny: These lyrics work on so many levels
	10:44pm flannery: olo solo
	10:45pm coelacanth∅: maybe after they make abortion illegal they'll have clinic hand out free coathangers along with the free syringes
	10:45pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): insert only FLARED coat hanger jokes, please!
	10:46pm solo mon: OLO baba bee
	10:46pm spodiodi: 🔪
	10:47pm WR: Knife in your carry on cloaca?
	10:47pm chresti: Bravo cha cha dears! Cheers! Mx Baba Beekins!
	10:48pm Listener Gregory: Knife in My Cloaca was going to be the title of my first novel. Dammit!
	10:48pm coelacanth∅: thelma's idea is more humane
	10:49pm solo mon: This is satire: please don't try and hide a knife in your cloaca, or kill a conservative.
	10:49pm arb: get a vasectomy, its fun and weird!
	10:50pm Aitch: Dragged on a table in factory Illegitimate place to be In a packet in a lavatory Die little baby screaming Body screaming fucking bloody mess Not an animal It's an abortion
	10:50pm solo mon: Get a vasectomy on backwards day! See how that turns out?
	10:50pm arb: guns for sterilisation!!
	10:50pm Aitch: (Sex Pistols)
	10:51pm solo mon: I will happily read that novel LG!
	10:51pm coelacanth∅: aw gee solo i already got a list ready
	10:51pm Ridonkulous: I'm envisioning a food court where all businesses are called "Supreme". Supreme Pizza. Supreme Acai Bowls. Supreme Abortions. Supreme Julius. It'll be an improvement.
	10:51pm spodiodi: nice, Aitch
	10:51pm spodiodi: thanos.
	10:51pm solo mon: OK, coel but only cuz you already started ;_)
	10:52pm arb: LOL Ridonkulous!
	10:52pm solo mon: MM YUM supreme food court!!!
	10:53pm coelacanth∅: Aitch that song cemented my distaste for sexpistols when i first heard it, when my friends were all into it.
	10:53pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Fortunately, it won't take long to kill the 1%
	10:53pm Little Danny: i am fully down with this plan
	10:53pm solo mon: Pizza party!
	10:53pm coelacanth∅: to be honest solo i was gonna do it anyway
	10:53pm Listener Gregory: When one is born, one must die. It is Nature's Way.
	10:54pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Supreme Ridonkulous: YOOOOOU ARE!!!
	10:54pm Aitch: it painted a very nasty snotty picture
	10:54pm solo mon: Pizza made w 1% mozzarella
	10:54pm solo mon: I love that sex pistols song aitch!
	10:55pm Ridonkulous: I know I am but wh... oh wait
	10:55pm Aitch: No Feelings their best. Says it all
	10:55pm Ridonkulous: Pizza bowls! Where are they?
	10:55pm Little Danny: i love this song bc he enumerates ingredients
	10:56pm solo mon: Pizza Supreme at the food court
	10:56pm Scott67: I always how many Anti Abortion zealots are Pro Capital Punishment. Bet they're certainly Pro Gun.
	10:56pm coelacanth∅: Aitch they were -or probably, he was - an asshole. (and not a great band either!) i was more into the "good" punks! like dead kennedys and the clash
	10:56pm solo mon: Deep dish Chicago pizza is kinda served in a bowl crust?
	10:56pm Little Edie: Happy Mother’s Day!!!
	10:56pm Ridonkulous: Fetus & Pineapple, X Large, please.
	10:57pm Little Danny: this is the best
	10:57pm Listener Gregory: This song is special.
	10:57pm Scott67: Anchovy substitute.🍻😎🤙🍕
	10:57pm Ridonkulous: Bread bowl full of pizza ingredients!
	10:57pm Little Danny: heyhey heyhey heyhey
	10:58pm solo mon: Order up a Hilary pie.
	10:58pm Dawn Davenport: Happy Mother’s Day to me from Taffy! My conniving little abortion! I let you live!
	10:58pm solo mon: 🍕👶🏼
	10:59pm chresti: that hey hey hey makes the song!
	10:59pm Little Danny: too soon it's over back out on the side of the highway again :(
	10:59pm solo mon: Mother says don’t play in traffic!
	10:59pm Scott67: Thanks ARB & Solo, much needed Freedom of Expression!! 🍻😎🤙❤️❤️
	10:59pm Babs: Happy Mother’s Day egg lady from your little ovum!
	11:00pm coelacanth∅: my mother used to say "why don't you go play in the traffic"
	11:00pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Scraping foetus off the wheel
	11:00pm solo mon: Come back next week, for Drama Class! Vocational school is the future.
	11:00pm Little Danny: thanks solo and arb and greg and le playeurs!!!! this show cheered me up so much today :) love you korny, be safe!!!
	11:00pm solo mon: OLO baba bee
	11:01pm Misty: Happy Mother’s Day Cereal Mom thanks for not throwing me out with the old muesli.
	11:01pm Aitch: better safe than solly
	11:01pm solo mon: Tank you Scott! We got Hot takes for days lol
	11:01pm arb: LOL MxBB perfect usage!
	11:01pm flannery: thank you!!
	11:01pm Ridonkulous: Thanks and a big Hee-Haw to ARB and solo and Greg!
	11:01pm spodiodi: thank you, solo, arb, Greg Arden, Chase Hason, Tanya Smith and Little Danny! i needed this bad <3 🙏 happy mothers day! 🔪
	11:01pm Listener Gregory: I think moving the show to Sunday has made it more, like, holy. Am I right? Especially the comments.
	11:01pm Greg Arden: Happy Mother’s Day Little Danny!
	11:02pm solo mon: Look both ways before crossing
	11:02pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Yay and huzzah for another Cha Cha Healing!
	11:02pm arb: Thanks LD and thanks again for music assistance <3
	11:02pm solo mon: Oxox spodi!
	11:02pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): arb: with a set up like that, how could I resist?
	11:02pm Greg Arden: Thanks Ridonkulous!!
	11:02pm WR: thank you cha cha players.
	11:02pm Little Danny: yeah that was fun arb thanx for asking!!!
	11:02pm solo mon: I think so LG! Viva la Sunday!
	11:02pm spodiodi: OXO solo!
	11:02pm arb: thanks planned parenthood for keeping me not a mother
	11:03pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo mon and arb (and Greg?)
	11:03pm northguineahills: oodles of thanks arb & solo mon!
	11:03pm solo mon: Thanks for playing taxicab Kornfessions!
	11:03pm Greg Arden: Call me mothah anytime Spodiodi!!
	11:03pm Listener Gregory: Great show, solarb et al.! The musical selections were particularly good tonight. I am crying like the Bobby girl in the GIF now that the show is over, only I'm using my sleeve instead of a handkerchief.
	11:03pm solo mon: Thank you, Northguineahills!
	11:04pm solo mon: Thank you greg, danny, chase and tanya!!!
	11:04pm spodiodi: okay, motha Arden!
	11:04pm spodiodi: mothah*
	11:04pm solo mon: Thanks coela!!
	11:04pm Little Danny: damn i feel like i recognize this screwed down beauty
	11:04pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): thanks Planned Parenthood and Church of Satan and all the folx out there who support bodily autonomy!
	11:04pm Greg Arden: I agree listener Gregory! Like a little after church key party of souls!
	11:04pm coelacanth∅: happy mothra day
	11:04pm chresti: Thanks a bunch! hell of a show!
	11:05pm solo mon: Greg played babs, and Khaki collins, Tanya was Lulu and Chase was the straight white firestarter man.
	11:05pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): blessings to all the folx out there with a uterus!
	11:05pm solo mon: LOve YOU baba beeeeee!
	11:05pm solo mon: Thanks chresti!! xoxoxox
	11:05pm spodiodi: olo coel
	11:05pm Greg Arden: Thank you as always Solo and Arb! I felt this always a particularly dark one. Well done! 😻
	11:06pm solo mon: LG xoxox!
	11:06pm arb: Thanks for kornfessing with us spodi! Listener Gregory! northguineahills! Mx. BB! Ridonkulous! coel! flannery! WR! Airch! folsom! Doop! Stringy! Ken! Chresti! LD! Scott!
	11:06pm solo mon: WR! Holy holy!
	11:06pm arb: Thanks Greg!!!
	11:06pm Little Danny: okay what is this magical outro syrup i'm hearing?
	11:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I sacrificed my uterus to Satan
	11:07pm arb: If you show up next week with a vasectomy you can take the drama course for half price
	11:07pm solo mon: Slowed down price is right theme LD :-)
	11:07pm Little Danny: omg solo!!!!
	11:07pm solo mon: yeah just show us your Vas card at the door.
	11:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): oooh, vasectomy party!!!
	11:07pm Little Danny: mind blown!!!
	11:08pm Little Danny: thanks to that weird little clinic off the ramp in el paso ❤️️❤️️❤️️
	11:08pm Doop: let's get snippy!!
	11:08pm solo mon: Vaporwaved that price is right shit.
	11:08pm spodiodi: ✂
	11:08pm solo mon: DOOP!
	11:08pm solo mon: And folsom! xoxox
	11:09pm solo mon: "Bring your scissors to the runway, darling."
	11:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): vaxxed and vassed and READY TO GO!!!
	11:09pm solo mon: OLO baba
	11:09pm spodiodi: olo baba bee
	11:09pm Little Danny: hell yeah ✂ time
	11:10pm Greg Arden: Arb your Velma is a modern day Mae West on barbiturates and Solo your unforgettable Korny will never digest fully! Mom always said don’t play vasectomy in the house! 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🍾😩
	11:10pm arb: I'll be a militant lesbian by next week
	11:10pm solo mon: little scissy the scissor
	11:10pm solo mon: Millie Taint
	11:11pm Little Danny: scissy the scissor is a sick mascot idea
	11:11pm Greg Arden: I think I’ve been a militant lesbian all along. Taint bad!
	11:11pm arb: paper rocks cysters
	11:11pm spodiodi: XD
	11:12pm solo mon: Scissy the scissor in a Public Service commercial for Vassys
	11:12pm arb: velma putting the bitch in barbiturates
	11:12pm Greg Arden: Vaxed, Vassed and Vagazzled! My new stream of consciousness musical!
	11:13pm solo mon: XO Greg! Great performance!
	11:13pm spodiodi: oh man, y'ins are funny. thank you
	11:13pm Greg Arden: She also put the ramification!
	11:13pm solo mon: Sames :-) spodi.
	11:14pm Greg Arden: I wasn’t acting Solo! It was all real! But neither fun or weird! Interesting and noteworthy though. 🤔
	11:16pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Greg, vaYAssssssle!
	11:16pm solo mon: OK g'night mothers. CU next Sunday!
	11:16pm arb: is harassment season over yet?
	11:16pm Greg Arden: Arb we learned nothing I assure you.🤘🏼
	11:17pm solo mon: Harassment season is fun and weird.
	11:17pm Greg Arden: Clack Clack Clack Clack clack Bubye!
	11:18pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): xoxox love you all!!! xoxox
	11:18pm Doop: g'nite all, thanks for making Sunday enjoyable!
	11:21pm arb: Night Doop!
	11:29pm solo mon: Xoxox baba beee! Thank you doop!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from May 8, 2022

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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May 8, 2022: Taxicab Kornfessions

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Randy Lee	Tell Me "Tell Me" by "Randy Lee"	0:02:50 (Pop-up)
Buddy Costa	Yo Ho Ho Ho "Yo Ho Ho Ho" by "Buddy Costa"	0:05:40 (Pop-up)
'Cile Turner	Crap Shootin' Sinner	0:07:58 (Pop-up)
Trini Lopez	Sinner Not A Saint "Sinner Not A Saint" by "Trini Lopez"	0:13:38 (Pop-up)
Sue Thompson	True Confession "True Confession" by "Sue Thompson"	0:15:55 (Pop-up)
Lizabeth Scott	A Deep Dark Secret	0:20:26 (Pop-up)
Steve Barry	Tell Me Your Troubles	0:22:30 (Pop-up)
Lance Percival	Shame And Scandal In The Family	0:27:19 (Pop-up)
Gary & Clyde	Johnny Risk "Johnny Risk" by "Gary & Clyde"	0:29:30 (Pop-up)
Jennie Jordan	Tongue Twistin' "Tongue Twistin'" by "Jennie Jordan"	0:34:10 (Pop-up)
Sonny James	Innocent Angel "Innocent Angel" by "Sonny James"	0:36:42 (Pop-up)
Ernest Tucker	Mirror, Mirror On The Wall	0:41:16 (Pop-up)
Tony Tani	Soroban Cha Cha Cha (Abacus Cha Cha Cha)	0:43:10 (Pop-up)
Aart Brouwer	Ibrahim "Ibrahim" by "Aart Brouwer"	0:48:50 (Pop-up)
Anna Lisa Ingemanson	Daiga-Daiga-Duu	0:51:24 (Pop-up)
Baby Ray & The Ferns	World's Greatest Sinner	0:56:32 (Pop-up)
Alf Newman	Let's Do The Fink "Let's Do The Fink" by "Alf Newman"	0:58:56 (Pop-up)
The Cadillacs	Copy Cat "Copy Cat" by "The Cadillacs"	1:02:44 (Pop-up)
R. Lewis Band	Get Off The Road "Get Off The Road" by "R. Lewis Band"	1:04:50 (Pop-up)
Bruce Cloud	Lucky Is My Name "Lucky Is My Name" by "Bruce Cloud"	1:10:10 (Pop-up)
Chuck Miller	Baltimore Jones "Baltimore Jones" by "Chuck Miller"	1:12:10 (Pop-up)
Billy Bedamned	Bags To Bitches "Bags To Bitches" by "Billy Bedamned"	1:17:14 (Pop-up)
Ketty Lester	You Can't Lie To A Liar	1:19:28 (Pop-up)
Larry Trider	Carbon Copy "Carbon Copy" by "Larry Trider"	1:23:36 (Pop-up)
The Arcades	Blackmail "Blackmail" by "The Arcades"	1:25:40 (Pop-up)
Lulu Reed	Lovin' "Lovin'" by "Lulu Reed"	1:29:10 (Pop-up)
The Hombres	It's A Gas "It's A Gas" by "The Hombres"	1:32:10 (Pop-up)
Gary S. Paxton	The Big A = The Big M	1:37:58 (Pop-up)
Clifford T Ward	Coathanger "Coathanger" by "Clifford T Ward"	1:41:30 (Pop-up)
Divine	Female Trouble "Female Trouble" by "Divine"	1:45:27 (Pop-up)
The Bostweeds	Faster Pussycat! "Faster Pussycat!" by "The Bostweeds"	1:50:10 (Pop-up)
Neil Alan	Pizza Pizza Pizza Pie "Pizza Pizza Pizza Pie" by "Neil Alan"	1:51:48 (Pop-up)
Ellen Marty	Bobby Died Today "Bobby Died Today" by "Ellen Marty"	1:54:53 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	8:54pm solo mon: Welcome to Cha Cha Church! Come on in and find a phew. VERY Special thanks to our guest voices this week Greg Arden, Chase Hason and Tanya Smith!
	9:00pm Scott67: G'day ARB, Solo & Bad Fares! 🍻😎🤙🌞🌏
	9:00pm Aitch: Looove the new slot Cha Chanians
	9:01pm Folsom: hi all
	9:01pm solo mon: Now it’s time for you know what!
	9:01pm Listener Gregory: I'm confessin' that I love you! No, no, not you. The other one. It's kind of a longing at a distance more than love, perhaps. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything.
	9:01pm spodiodi: TAXI! Heelo, solo, arb and Cha Cha Children!
	9:02pm arb: Helloo mother f-ers!
	9:02pm solo mon: Hi Scott67!
	9:02pm WR: OMG. I have to serve dessert clear the table, wash the dishes, take out the trash. Feeling like Cinderfella here.
	9:02pm chresti: Hi cha cha mofos!
	9:02pm arb: Heya Spodiodi!!
	9:02pm Doop: howdy gang!
	9:02pm solo mon: Hi Folsom!
	9:02pm Folsom: the only problem with the new timeslot is that it overlaps with suzy hotrod, that is a good show
	9:02pm arb: Folsom!!
	9:03pm solo mon: Hi Aitch!
	9:03pm arb: Hi Chresti!!
	9:03pm solo mon: Hi Listener Gregory!
	9:03pm Aitch: but clashing with the Lung was truly abhorrent
	9:03pm arb: Doop!!
	9:03pm StringOFperils: I confess I'm lost.
	9:03pm solo mon: Hi spodi!
	9:03pm arb: We're power-clashers!
	9:03pm solo mon: Hi Doop!
	9:03pm chresti: Hi arb!
	9:04pm solo mon: HI chresti!
	9:04pm arb: Hi WR!!
	9:04pm solo mon: Hi String O ppp!
	9:04pm chresti: Hi solo mon!
	9:04pm arb: Hi Listener Gregory!! Welcome back!
	9:04pm WR: Just realized, my complaints could be voiced by most any mom.
	9:05pm Aitch: So much corn in the comments!
	9:05pm spodiodi: Doop, i love your avatar... was trying to remember who's it was. it's great!
	9:05pm solo mon: Mom upside down spells WOW
	9:05pm arb: Peak corn!!
	9:05pm arb: Hi Scotty!
	9:05pm StringOFperils: Saturated corn.
	9:06pm spodiodi: HFKS
	9:06pm arb: Hi Aitch!
	9:06pm WR: We here are all Children of the Corn. True believers.
	9:06pm solo mon: Power clashing is my cornography
	9:06pm arb: Hello Stringy!!
	9:06pm Aitch: Smooches arb and solo
	9:06pm Doop: let the shucking commence
	9:07pm solo mon: Aw shucks
	9:07pm chresti: Glory Hole church!
	9:08pm spodiodi: Land of Nod <3
	9:08pm solo mon: cornfess to your sins chresti!
	9:08pm Scott67: spodi, your Intergalactic Tardigrade is pretty awesome too mate! 🍻😎🤙🦠💫
	9:08pm solo mon: Xoxox Aitch!
	9:08pm Folsom: i swear this song is similar to a song from The Great Race, when Professor Fate is on screen
	9:09pm Listener Gregory: Doing a bunch of dishes now, but be sure that my comments would have been deliciously witty if I had been able to make any.
	9:09pm spodiodi: thanks, Scott! i stole it yesterday from Roger!
	9:09pm solo mon: LG that will do as a place holder!
	9:10pm solo mon: Dinner theater for sinners- Sinner Theater.
	9:10pm Scott67: I'm hypnotized by hips & booze! You bastards, now I'm thirsty horny! 🍻😎🤙
	9:10pm solo mon: Don’t shoot that crap at me, I’m not wearing a splash poncho
	9:11pm arb: Also sending big thanks to the players Greg Arden, Chase Hason and Tanya Smith! And to Little Danny for musical assistance!
	9:11pm solo mon: Folsom that song sounded familiar to me too
	9:11pm doctorjazz: Hi folks, chicken curry done, can relax for a few minutes.
	9:11pm solo mon: Heyyy doctorjazz!
	9:11pm arb: hi doctorjazz!
	9:12pm StringOFperils: Your confessions won't contain a kernel of truth.
	9:12pm arb: Call in!!
	9:12pm spodiodi: none ringy dingy
	9:12pm chresti: Crap Shootin' Sinner!
	9:12pm arb: Tell us what you did!!
	9:13pm Aitch: Always make sure you have a fish with you
	9:13pm solo mon: The corn fession line is open call 1-800-CWRD-CWRD
	9:13pm spodiodi: cha cha heels pennants?
	9:13pm Folsom: solo's rosary is made from anal beads
	9:13pm solo mon: And some tape
	9:13pm Aitch: the scales of justice
	9:14pm solo mon: OLO folsom
	9:14pm spodiodi: olo Folsom. quite an image
	9:14pm solo mon: Ofishally
	9:15pm Aitch: fish wasn't happy, it was gutted
	9:16pm Poolboy: Did someone say fiiiiiiiash?🥸
	9:16pm Little Danny: hi angels!
	9:17pm solo mon: Pooooolboy!
	9:17pm Aitch: L Danny too!
	9:17pm spodiodi: hey, Poolboy and LD!
	9:17pm arb: Oh Poolboy!!
	9:17pm solo mon: LD! You’re late- say 3 hail Cha chas for penance!
	9:18pm arb: Little Danny!
	9:18pm solo mon: Also welcome!
	9:18pm Greg Arden: Poolboy had to go back to work. I told him to stop cooking his trout in the hot tub and work the skimmer. 😻
	9:18pm Scott67: That slowed boppin bob is making me a little seasick!
	9:18pm solo mon: Pool boy wishes someone would tape a fish under his seat.
	9:19pm doctorjazz: I confess I have absolutely nothing to confess, as perfect a specimen of humankind as you're ever likely to find in this universe (and I'm understating)
	9:19pm Aitch: hot tub sous-vide could really catch on
	9:19pm Little Danny: sorry i'm late!!! :( i had to yell at my student driver to step on it
	9:19pm flannery: hellloo
	9:19pm Greg Arden: Little Danny! Spodiodi! Arb my xueen! And high Solo right in front of me!
	9:20pm solo mon: doctorjazz of course… you can make something up!
	9:20pm solo mon: flannery! Yay!
	9:20pm solo mon: LD I’m just glad you are here!
	9:20pm arb: Hi flannery!
	9:21pm Little Danny: hmm velma kinda twisting the meaning of kornfession isn't she tho
	9:21pm Greg Arden: I used to make sandwiches from Jack Mackerel and mayonnaise on Roman Meal bread in high school. It was upsetting to my peer group to say the least. But I wuved it. 🙃
	9:22pm Little Danny: god i love deep dark secrets
	9:22pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo & cha cha children of the korn
	9:22pm Greg Arden: Hi Flannery!!
	9:22pm solo mon: Velma pushes the meaning of anything
	9:22pm solo mon: Coelacanthø! Welcome!
	9:22pm arb: poor peer group, hate to think of the pain you caused them
	9:23pm spodiodi: aloha, flannery and coelacanthØ!
	9:23pm arb: Hi coelacanth∅!
	9:23pm doctorjazz: Does stealing and eating dog treats count?
	9:23pm solo mon: Putting the pee in peer group
	9:23pm flannery: hi everybody :)
	9:23pm StringOFperils: I knew a kid who had a peer group; he liked the golden rain.
	9:24pm solo mon: OLO doctorjazz yes that totally counts
	9:24pm arb: I used to hide in the pantry and eat crisco and kibbles
	9:24pm Little Danny: greg did you have a name for this sangwich it actually kinda sounds magical
	9:24pm coelacanth∅: olá spodi and flannery!
	9:24pm solo mon: My peer group likes to take showers together
	9:25pm spodiodi: i've eaten dog treats (mostly for money)
	9:25pm Greg Arden: I also used to shoplift cans of smoked oysters and ate those in the cafeteria with the free saltines from the sideboard. Another friend making scent story. And also visual pleasure. 🌽🤮
	9:25pm Little Danny: i made the same sandwich every night for years in my '20s it was call the sadman but was anything but
	9:25pm solo mon: Greg Arden has the best stories OLO
	9:26pm coelacanth∅: my pier group likes to blindfold people and tell them to walk toward the ocean sound
	9:26pm solo mon: I used to love doggie chow.
	9:26pm Listener Gregory: Not sure if I need to confess this: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. But no one there seemed to think it was a big deal.
	9:26pm Little Danny: "the free saltine closet"
	9:26pm Greg Arden: Little Danny, I actually called it the “Something in Denmark”.
	9:27pm Little Danny: lol greg! that's the best food name ever
	9:27pm Greg Arden: Can you share your Sadman recipe?
	9:27pm Aitch: When young and poori fed the cat with vegemite on toast with a bit of milk poured on it.
	9:27pm arb: is your fleshy carrot stick pointy?
	9:27pm solo mon: Chrestis transgressions with dip.
	9:27pm spodiodi: SOp, Greg Arden... O L O
	9:28pm Listener Gregory: I will only spin the Penance Wheel if there is a Get Out of Sin Free slot.
	9:28pm StringOFperils: You Dirty Slate !
	9:28pm solo mon: Carrots 🥕can kill 🔪
	9:28pm Greg Arden: Who are you calling slot? 😻
	9:29pm Aitch: I my covid moobs get any bigger I could try some of these dances
	9:29pm coelacanth∅: i like this song because it has a happy ending
	9:29pm solo mon: We learned how to make weapons out of carrot sticks and celery stalks
	9:29pm spodiodi: beware Knifey bearing carrots olo Aitch
	9:29pm arb: You got a front butt up top from the vax?
	9:30pm solo mon: There’s a space for that LG, but it’s the smallest slice of pie on the wheel.
	9:30pm StringOFperils: Creamed corn shiv. Untraceable.
	9:30pm Greg Arden: I fashioned a carrot cannon with two celery stalks and seven rubber bands.
	9:30pm Little Danny: @greg: sliced bread with mustard, yogurt, sriracha spread on it, tomatoes with melted cheddar cheese, greens of some sort, sliced bell peppers and mushrooms, some sort of deli meat, pickles, avocado, salt, pepper, PURE PARTY NRG!!!
	9:31pm spodiodi: arb olo... i'm going to have to try harder to limit my nonsense 🤐
	9:31pm Listener Gregory: "Shame and Scandal" is fantastic!
	9:31pm coelacanth∅: i'm not sure how comfortable i am now that i know what sinners you all are
	9:31pm solo mon: Exactly w snack weapons- stab, kill… then eat the evidence. Also blood is good dipping sauce.
	9:32pm Aitch: that's quite a sandwich
	9:32pm Greg Arden: I’m full of sadman satisfaction just reading that. Bon appetite Little Danny! 😋
	9:32pm solo mon: LD is that a sad man?!
	9:33pm chresti: Wow Johnny Risk!
	9:33pm coelacanth∅: the carrot weapon strategy is like the carrot pipe strategy. if the cops come just eat it.
	9:33pm Little Danny: that is indeed a sadman :)
	9:34pm Little Danny: has anyone passed a carrot stick through airport security tho
	9:34pm flannery: damn condiment king over here
	9:35pm WR: I was born guilty.
	9:35pm spodiodi: philly!
	9:35pm solo mon: I case you don't know it's: "Hail Cha Cha full of grace blessed are thou amongst heels and blessed is the curve of your arch"
	9:35pm Greg Arden: I would eat that sadman in a splash poncho and dance belt.
	9:36pm solo mon: I'm gilty
	9:36pm solo mon: yeah apple pipes are good like that too coel
	9:37pm Memama∅: full of grace
	9:37pm solo mon: She really licked it.
	9:37pm Greg Arden: I passed a carrot while going through security once. Several actually, par chewed.
	9:37pm solo mon: Nature's veggie crisper.
	9:38pm solo mon: Or you can shorten it like meemaw "full of grace full of grace!"
	9:39pm coelacanth∅: i can't think of any sin to confess.
	9:39pm Aitch: Like Derek Smalls Little Danny? He had an armadillo
	9:39pm Listener Gregory: I would take these pen ants, but the Exterminator has already been here.
	9:40pm Greg Arden: Kahki got crabs to be more Corny.
	9:40pm StringOFperils: Who's the ferret on the wall?
	9:40pm solo mon: Khak-lighting
	9:41pm spodiodi: identititty <3
	9:41pm arb: khaki got crabs cause he crab shacked up with the crabby cabby
	9:41pm solo mon: Fun fact: Most people have two Identititties
	9:41pm chresti: Hail Cha Cha full of heels grace blessed are thou amongst heels and blessed is the curve of your arch
	9:41pm Greg Arden: Khak-khak-khaktegory is closed!🍖
	9:41pm solo mon: Antswer the question LG!
	9:41pm Little Danny: lol i said passed a carrot stick without totally understanding the ramifications
	9:42pm StringOFperils: And don't forget supernumerary identititties.
	9:42pm coelacanth∅: could you share that identititty over here when you're done with it? is there enough to go around?
	9:42pm StringOFperils: or numerary as it weren't
	9:43pm Greg Arden: I think that titties are more identitfiable than faces.
	9:43pm solo mon: Advanced meths identititty.
	9:44pm solo mon: LD you also just said "ramifications"
	9:44pm Folsom: it's me, it's me, it's ernest t!
	9:44pm solo mon: Tits are the windows to the soul.
	9:44pm arb: Chresti you are arbsolved for double dippin!
	9:45pm Little Danny: lol solo i keeping doing it my life in accidental innuendo :(
	9:45pm Greg Arden: The nipples are the eyeballs of the chest.
	9:45pm solo mon: chresti understood the assignment!
	9:45pm Folsom: I didn't know you couldn't say tits on the radio, suzy had to bleep them out
	9:45pm Little Danny: these are good sound effects
	9:46pm arb: the mammories are the memory of the torso
	9:46pm solo mon: Isn't that crazy ? You can't says tits on the radio!
	9:46pm Greg Arden: Thanks for the mammories!
	9:46pm Listener Gregory: Can’t really say Hail Cha Cha since my arches fell. The curve is just not what it was, if you know what I mean.
	9:47pm StringOFperils: Ramifications innuendo. Can you say THAT on the radio?
	9:47pm Greg Arden: Can you type tits?
	9:47pm coelacanth∅: you can say "asshole", as long as you do it as an insult
	9:47pm arb: In BCC they had to count their hail cha chas on an abacus
	9:47pm solo mon: Areola means hello and goodbye
	9:48pm arb: OLO
	9:48pm solo mon: Korny will say all your hail cha chas for you.
	9:48pm chresti: Uppers and downers, Greg?
	9:48pm spodiodi: olo
	9:48pm coelacanth∅: i just typed tits on the air. so yes.
	9:48pm Greg Arden: Who put the freck in the ramifications?
	9:48pm Little Danny: if nipples are the eyeballs of the chest what are the tassles
	9:48pm arb: thats why we have eyelashes
	9:49pm Folsom: pasties are eyepatches?
	9:49pm solo mon: sleep masks?
	9:49pm arb: eyelashes are the nipple tassle of the face
	9:49pm Greg Arden: Puppers and nanners even.
	9:49pm Listener Gregory: There’s a part of the brain called the mamillary bodies. As an undergraduate I called them “mammary bodies” by mistake and had to drop out of school in embarrassment. Years later I discovered that no one else noticed.
	9:50pm chresti: Tassle contacts
	9:50pm Aitch: The gloryholyghost!!
	9:50pm Greg Arden: Tassels are illusion Little Danny🙏🏼👁👁
	9:50pm solo mon: Self-Shame is a powerful drug Listener Gregory!
	9:50pm Little Danny: the best thing about walk-in closets is actually walking in and closing the door behind you it's so cozy in here
	9:50pm spodiodi: indeed, chresti!
	9:51pm solo mon: A monocle for breast would be cool.
	9:51pm arb: pince nez for cleavage
	9:51pm solo mon: I love small spaces #walkinclosets
	9:51pm Folsom: solo - only if you can drop it like Colonel Klink
	9:51pm Greg Arden: Eyes are the glory hole of the nose up.
	9:51pm coelacanth∅: my first girlfriend called them her traffic lights
	9:52pm solo mon: I actually think it's mammary bodies in my brain.
	9:52pm solo mon: OLO Pop it and drop it.
	9:53pm coelacanth∅: or mammary-on-the-brain
	9:53pm Little Danny: this is good!!!
	9:53pm Folsom: the music is wandering into Micah cult domain
	9:53pm arb: Agreed LD!
	9:53pm Greg Arden: Now I’m remembering my scandalous affair with Werner Klemperer.🥨
	9:53pm northguineahills: It's like a precursor to Wing,,,,
	9:53pm WR: Anna Lisa knows how to party! i.discogs.com...
	9:54pm coelacanth∅: it's cracking me up!
	9:54pm arb: hi northguineahills!
	9:54pm solo mon: NGH! totally I loooove wing so much.
	9:54pm Little Danny: dang wr she is 🔥
	9:54pm spodiodi: me too,coel, flannery..i quiskly dismissed it at first...
	9:54pm arb: yeah anna can dress!!
	9:56pm chresti: Was she in the circus? Is she on film?
	9:56pm solo mon: loove anna lisa!
	9:56pm StringOFperils: " I can't be expected to work in these confessions."__Doc Fenway
	9:57pm arb: LOL Stringy
	9:57pm chresti: *Anna
	9:57pm Greg Arden: Full of grease! Full of grease! Been there plenty!
	9:58pm solo mon: No Bogarting is one of the 10 Cha Cha Cornmandments
	9:59pm Greg Arden: More commandments please! Can we audition some?
	9:59pm coelacanth∅: i want that woman as a permanent fixture in my abode. as a table, of course, but also my floor needs sweeping.
	9:59pm solo mon: Yes whats your commandment, greg?
	10:00pm Greg Arden: No hassling sounds vague and perfect enough.
	10:00pm solo mon: She's gonna have headbanger neck in the morning.
	10:01pm Aitch: table no good coelacanth∅, spillage
	10:01pm Folsom: ed roth approves of this song
	10:02pm solo mon: Put her on roller skates and replace your roombha
	10:02pm coelacanth∅: that's okay Aitch, she's an automatic mop
	10:02pm StringOFperils: She's sweeping from back to front
	10:02pm arb: fuck fun and weird
	10:02pm Aitch: but your nuts would get gritty?
	10:02pm Little Danny: wtf velma that's korny's thing
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: i'll put a glass of cranberry juice on her belly.
	10:03pm Listener Gregory: Korny, please remember that it is more blessed to forgive than to forceive.
	10:03pm arb: there should be a commandment against mimicry
	10:03pm Little Danny: "fun and weird" is that slippery slope to zaniness
	10:03pm solo mon: Never stick to a schtick.
	10:03pm spodiodi: olo SOp!
	10:04pm solo mon: LD OLO you get it.
	10:04pm arb: LOL Little Danny
	10:04pm spodiodi: i love the peaches ladies <3 <3 <3 been a little while
	10:04pm Greg Arden: Fun and weird? Where’s my slide whistle?
	10:04pm northguineahills: mammary mimicry ok?
	10:04pm Little Danny: i sure do solo ❤️️
	10:04pm solo mon: LG- korny is fore going the fore giving.
	10:05pm Little Danny: better to forgive than conceive
	10:05pm arb: AMEN
	10:05pm solo mon: ngh mammarymimes too!
	10:06pm solo mon: fun and weird- right around the corner from whackadoodle.
	10:06pm Little Danny: whoa "get off the road" this is everything
	10:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Getting off on the road! Howdy, kidz on the skidz!
	10:06pm solo mon: The peaches twins are my fav thing ever.
	10:07pm solo mon: Tat is my favorite besides---BABA BEEEEEEEE
	10:07pm arb: Yes MxBB welcome!!!
	10:07pm Aitch: a fun sandwich
	10:07pm Greg Arden: I like “man eater” it’s on my resume in my dreams.
	10:08pm solo mon: get off the road song is from the film "she devils on wheels"
	10:08pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ya know, tassel twirling wasn't as hard as I thought it would be.
	10:08pm Greg Arden: Hey Baba Beeee!!!🐾🐾🐾🐾😻😻🧶♥️🙏🏼🦾
	10:08pm solo mon: Sadman eater!
	10:09pm flannery: olo
	10:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): hey solo! arb! greg! asshole tassels?!?!
	10:09pm solo mon: OLO baba bee!
	10:10pm Greg Arden: I’m trying to design a Happyman sandwich. But so far it doesn’t involve eating…bread.
	10:10pm Folsom: i'm waiting for the sad trombone
	10:11pm Little Danny: velma owes korny some royalties i'm actually kinda mad at her rn >:[
	10:11pm Aitch: not the rusty trombone?
	10:11pm Greg Arden: I saw some asshole piercings once in the 90s in line for the bathroom at a cafe. They…..looked….unwholesome. Spoiled.
	10:12pm arb: rusty died in dottie hinkles she-shed
	10:12pm solo mon: Sad and rusty, just the way you ordered.
	10:12pm Little Danny: also was that the price is right theme i heard in the cab?
	10:13pm StringOFperils: Ringy Dingys
	10:13pm solo mon: it was LD- Edd Kalehoff - Car Music
	10:13pm Greg Arden: He was playing Mistys trombone at the time. No wonder he was sad. Wawahhh.
	10:13pm Folsom: i liked the price is right mountain climber game
	10:14pm flannery: me too folsom :)
	10:14pm solo mon: I had an unhealthy obsession w price is right as a child, I guess this is my cornfession.
	10:14pm flannery: does that film in LA???
	10:14pm Little Danny: price is right was my fave show
	10:14pm Greg Arden: I love the yodeling Folsom!
	10:14pm arb: omg does it and is it still on?????
	10:14pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): solo, I was REALLY GOOD at guessing the price. that's SICK.
	10:15pm solo mon: Theres a classic price is right channel on our roku, it's so nice to watch. only epis from the 70s.
	10:15pm Folsom: remember to get your solo spayed and neutered
	10:15pm Greg Arden: I think it is still a show…Theres also a documentary about a guy who broke the code for Price is Right.
	10:15pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): omx, arb, it would be fun to go to a studio audience recording
	10:16pm flannery: it IS filmed in LA >:)
	10:16pm Little Danny: price is right embodied everything california to me growing up the weird supermarket color scheme and graphics and music and bob barker was a majestic beast
	10:16pm arb: MxBB yes, before we divorce!
	10:16pm Little Danny: i can't believe you don't know this price is right is 1000000% los angeles
	10:17pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): FIRESTARTER!!!
	10:17pm Doop: I was in the TPIR studio audience once
	10:17pm Folsom: i went to a taping long time ago, they gave everyone those name cards, still have it
	10:17pm Greg Arden: It is a deep rabbit hole to watch an audience of people who are most likely dead or close to dead now win prizes in the past wearing tube tops and pussybows!
	10:18pm spodiodi: Liarmouth <3
	10:18pm solo mon: I love the price is right aesthetic so much, carpet as wall trim.
	10:18pm Listener Gregory: I had lunch in a bar recently where people were sitting at the bar silently watching game show reruns with the sound off. I still don't know what was going on there.
	10:18pm flannery: its a beautiful set solo
	10:18pm solo mon: Everything is spackeled with glitter.
	10:19pm flannery: even the wheel is beautiful
	10:19pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): speaking of dead, I've been at the silent film fest all week—has Cha Cha Heels done a Sunset Boulevard episode????
	10:19pm arb: was there a price is right primal ice cream special or did i dream it?
	10:19pm solo mon: Bob Barker is so much fun to watch. He is so sardonic and over it. His eye rolls are legendary.
	10:20pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Listener Gregory: oooh, maybe it was a deaf club!
	10:20pm northguineahills: @arb: It was a primal ice scream special....
	10:20pm arb: is the penance wheel kinda like the price is right wheel?
	10:20pm solo mon: arb there was! Floating heads.
	10:20pm Little Danny: his mic is legendary too
	10:20pm Folsom: game show rankings, match game > price is right, brett somers and charles nelson reilly rule
	10:20pm Little Danny: haha arb totally
	10:21pm StringOFperils: What's the worst slice of pie on that penance wheel anyway?
	10:21pm flannery: i like press your luck with the lil guy
	10:21pm Doop: Gong Show was my go to
	10:21pm solo mon: Folsom 10000 percent agree! match game Brett Michaels and the sister from mary hartman
	10:21pm arb: oh hell yeah press your luck no whammies
	10:21pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): luvvin this lezzie living room scene!
	10:21pm solo mon: no whammies
	10:21pm Little Danny: i.pinimg.com...
	10:22pm Folsom: gene rayburn > bob barker
	10:22pm solo mon: twistin and smokin
	10:22pm Greg Arden: No Baba Bee! But I sometimes pet my dead monkey in between comments. Also I believe Solo exposed a deep seated Bob Barker obsession in a Halloween episode. 🥸
	10:22pm Ken From Hyde Park: Good evening! I like the son and girlfriend dancing in the Mad Mad Mad Mad World movie. www.imgur.com...
	10:23pm solo mon: HI Kenfhp!
	10:23pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): omx Greg, someday I'm gonna stop by your Sunset Boulevard/Grey Gardens house and you're all going to be taxidermy!
	10:23pm WR: I confess, from my youth youtu.be...
	10:24pm Folsom: KFHP - he sailed right out there!
	10:24pm solo mon: you old crab hole
	10:24pm Little Danny: Give her hell Korny!!!!
	10:25pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): oooh! that's the most viciousness I've heard in Korny's tone ever
	10:25pm solo mon: We might be taxidermy already.
	10:25pm arb: Hi Ken! yeahhhhhh!
	10:26pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): solo: I didn't want to blow your cover
	10:26pm solo mon: Jean Rugburns
	10:26pm Greg Arden: Half of us are dead here!! No taxidermy just taxi dermoids!
	10:26pm solo mon: OLO taxi dermoids!
	10:27pm solo mon: It's no big secret that I've been stuffed and mounted.
	10:27pm Little Danny: what are you stuffed with greg
	10:27pm Greg Arden: I miss the monkey. I do. Not even the mashed potato can make it better.
	10:28pm Ken From Hyde Park: When I need to get across town in a hurry, it's the Ken Tucky Derby.
	10:28pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I saw a Clara Bow movie set in a night club, and all the long shot "dancing girl" scenes really looked like a riot, just folx literally running around screaming
	10:28pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): SOLO OLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	10:28pm spodiodi: olo KFHP
	10:29pm Listener Gregory: The wheel of penance grinds exceedingly slow but it grinds very fine.
	10:29pm solo mon: Greg is stuffed with wadded up magazines and sawdust.
	10:29pm Little Danny: I’m mostly dehydrated potato flakes myself
	10:30pm Little Danny: Lol solo let’s open him!!!
	10:30pm Listener Gregory: Mx Bee, some of those pre-Code musical scenes were slightly costumed sex parties.
	10:31pm solo mon: I'm filled with dried rose petals and lavender.
	10:31pm Little Danny: Love this song!!
	10:32pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): omx, pre-Code all the way. I saw Alla Nazimova's Salomé (1922), which is probably the oldest queer film in the world
	10:32pm solo mon: Wheel of pennance... if you turn over the chart can be used in a game of crisco twister.
	10:32pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): and if there's an older one, please let me know and I'll put it on my list
	10:33pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): how about Crisco Operation?!!
	10:33pm solo mon: I was surprised to find that one of the main references in the novel antkind was a silent film about people changes their sexes.
	10:33pm Listener Gregory: People in the 1920s had a lot of fun, until they realized that this was what caused the Depression.
	10:33pm solo mon: Better than crisco candyland
	10:34pm solo mon: LOVE nazimova
	10:34pm chresti: This is a gas!
	10:34pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): CRESTIKINS!!!!
	10:35pm solo mon: huffington post
	10:36pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): FUCK YOU MOTHER! What a great way to celebrate the day!
	10:36pm arb: "whats in that jar and why is it filming me?"
	10:36pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I can relate to this reaction
	10:37pm spodiodi: kill with macrame <3
	10:37pm solo mon: I HATE THE SUPREME COURT TOO
	10:37pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): LET'S KILL SCOTUS!!!! With MACRAME!!!
	10:39pm Scott67: I HATE SUPREME EVERYTHING!!! Apart from Pizza!! 🍻😎🤙🍕
	10:39pm arb: kill it
	10:39pm WR: Abort! Abort!
	10:39pm solo mon: SCOTT!
	10:39pm Listener Gregory: Mx BB, I don’t know if it’s a queer film, but I always had my suspicions about the man in the moon in that 1902 silent classic.
	10:40pm chresti: Abort the supreme court!
	10:40pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Listener Gregory: ah, yes! Scott! how's tomorrow?
	10:40pm spodiodi: kill it 🙏
	10:41pm solo mon: Judgy Jesus.
	10:41pm Listener Gregory: When I'm in heaven, if anyone calls me "My child," I'm going to punch them. Except Mom.
	10:41pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): the only way to own it is to KILL IT
	10:41pm northguineahills: I'm pretty sure Ken played this before...
	10:42pm solo mon: have you heard the term, kill your darlings?
	10:42pm arb: I feel like I'm part of a peer group
	10:42pm Scott67: Not bad BabaB! Pregnancy isn't compulsory here. So that's fucken awesome! 😎🤙🐝
	10:42pm solo mon: Preaching to the crowd in Cha Cha Church.
	10:43pm Little Danny: Incredible
	10:44pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): don't share coat-hangers, kids
	10:44pm solo mon: <insert mommy dearest joke here>
	10:44pm Little Danny: These lyrics work on so many levels
	10:44pm flannery: olo solo
	10:45pm coelacanth∅: maybe after they make abortion illegal they'll have clinic hand out free coathangers along with the free syringes
	10:45pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): insert only FLARED coat hanger jokes, please!
	10:46pm solo mon: OLO baba bee
	10:46pm spodiodi: 🔪
	10:47pm WR: Knife in your carry on cloaca?
	10:47pm chresti: Bravo cha cha dears! Cheers! Mx Baba Beekins!
	10:48pm Listener Gregory: Knife in My Cloaca was going to be the title of my first novel. Dammit!
	10:48pm coelacanth∅: thelma's idea is more humane
	10:49pm solo mon: This is satire: please don't try and hide a knife in your cloaca, or kill a conservative.
	10:49pm arb: get a vasectomy, its fun and weird!
	10:50pm Aitch: Dragged on a table in factory Illegitimate place to be In a packet in a lavatory Die little baby screaming Body screaming fucking bloody mess Not an animal It's an abortion
	10:50pm solo mon: Get a vasectomy on backwards day! See how that turns out?
	10:50pm arb: guns for sterilisation!!
	10:50pm Aitch: (Sex Pistols)
	10:51pm solo mon: I will happily read that novel LG!
	10:51pm coelacanth∅: aw gee solo i already got a list ready
	10:51pm Ridonkulous: I'm envisioning a food court where all businesses are called "Supreme". Supreme Pizza. Supreme Acai Bowls. Supreme Abortions. Supreme Julius. It'll be an improvement.
	10:51pm spodiodi: nice, Aitch
	10:51pm spodiodi: thanos.
	10:51pm solo mon: OK, coel but only cuz you already started ;_)
	10:52pm arb: LOL Ridonkulous!
	10:52pm solo mon: MM YUM supreme food court!!!
	10:53pm coelacanth∅: Aitch that song cemented my distaste for sexpistols when i first heard it, when my friends were all into it.
	10:53pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Fortunately, it won't take long to kill the 1%
	10:53pm Little Danny: i am fully down with this plan
	10:53pm solo mon: Pizza party!
	10:53pm coelacanth∅: to be honest solo i was gonna do it anyway
	10:53pm Listener Gregory: When one is born, one must die. It is Nature's Way.
	10:54pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Supreme Ridonkulous: YOOOOOU ARE!!!
	10:54pm Aitch: it painted a very nasty snotty picture
	10:54pm solo mon: Pizza made w 1% mozzarella
	10:54pm solo mon: I love that sex pistols song aitch!
	10:55pm Ridonkulous: I know I am but wh... oh wait
	10:55pm Aitch: No Feelings their best. Says it all
	10:55pm Ridonkulous: Pizza bowls! Where are they?
	10:55pm Little Danny: i love this song bc he enumerates ingredients
	10:56pm solo mon: Pizza Supreme at the food court
	10:56pm Scott67: I always how many Anti Abortion zealots are Pro Capital Punishment. Bet they're certainly Pro Gun.
	10:56pm coelacanth∅: Aitch they were -or probably, he was - an asshole. (and not a great band either!) i was more into the "good" punks! like dead kennedys and the clash
	10:56pm solo mon: Deep dish Chicago pizza is kinda served in a bowl crust?
	10:56pm Little Edie: Happy Mother’s Day!!!
	10:56pm Ridonkulous: Fetus & Pineapple, X Large, please.
	10:57pm Little Danny: this is the best
	10:57pm Listener Gregory: This song is special.
	10:57pm Scott67: Anchovy substitute.🍻😎🤙🍕
	10:57pm Ridonkulous: Bread bowl full of pizza ingredients!
	10:57pm Little Danny: heyhey heyhey heyhey
	10:58pm solo mon: Order up a Hilary pie.
	10:58pm Dawn Davenport: Happy Mother’s Day to me from Taffy! My conniving little abortion! I let you live!
	10:58pm solo mon: 🍕👶🏼
	10:59pm chresti: that hey hey hey makes the song!
	10:59pm Little Danny: too soon it's over back out on the side of the highway again :(
	10:59pm solo mon: Mother says don’t play in traffic!
	10:59pm Scott67: Thanks ARB & Solo, much needed Freedom of Expression!! 🍻😎🤙❤️❤️
	10:59pm Babs: Happy Mother’s Day egg lady from your little ovum!
	11:00pm coelacanth∅: my mother used to say "why don't you go play in the traffic"
	11:00pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Scraping foetus off the wheel
	11:00pm solo mon: Come back next week, for Drama Class! Vocational school is the future.
	11:00pm Little Danny: thanks solo and arb and greg and le playeurs!!!! this show cheered me up so much today :) love you korny, be safe!!!
	11:00pm solo mon: OLO baba bee
	11:01pm Misty: Happy Mother’s Day Cereal Mom thanks for not throwing me out with the old muesli.
	11:01pm Aitch: better safe than solly
	11:01pm solo mon: Tank you Scott! We got Hot takes for days lol
	11:01pm arb: LOL MxBB perfect usage!
	11:01pm flannery: thank you!!
	11:01pm Ridonkulous: Thanks and a big Hee-Haw to ARB and solo and Greg!
	11:01pm spodiodi: thank you, solo, arb, Greg Arden, Chase Hason, Tanya Smith and Little Danny! i needed this bad <3 🙏 happy mothers day! 🔪
	11:01pm Listener Gregory: I think moving the show to Sunday has made it more, like, holy. Am I right? Especially the comments.
	11:01pm Greg Arden: Happy Mother’s Day Little Danny!
	11:02pm solo mon: Look both ways before crossing
	11:02pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Yay and huzzah for another Cha Cha Healing!
	11:02pm arb: Thanks LD and thanks again for music assistance <3
	11:02pm solo mon: Oxox spodi!
	11:02pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): arb: with a set up like that, how could I resist?
	11:02pm Greg Arden: Thanks Ridonkulous!!
	11:02pm WR: thank you cha cha players.
	11:02pm Little Danny: yeah that was fun arb thanx for asking!!!
	11:02pm solo mon: I think so LG! Viva la Sunday!
	11:02pm spodiodi: OXO solo!
	11:02pm arb: thanks planned parenthood for keeping me not a mother
	11:03pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo mon and arb (and Greg?)
	11:03pm northguineahills: oodles of thanks arb & solo mon!
	11:03pm solo mon: Thanks for playing taxicab Kornfessions!
	11:03pm Greg Arden: Call me mothah anytime Spodiodi!!
	11:03pm Listener Gregory: Great show, solarb et al.! The musical selections were particularly good tonight. I am crying like the Bobby girl in the GIF now that the show is over, only I'm using my sleeve instead of a handkerchief.
	11:03pm solo mon: Thank you, Northguineahills!
	11:04pm solo mon: Thank you greg, danny, chase and tanya!!!
	11:04pm spodiodi: okay, motha Arden!
	11:04pm spodiodi: mothah*
	11:04pm solo mon: Thanks coela!!
	11:04pm Little Danny: damn i feel like i recognize this screwed down beauty
	11:04pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): thanks Planned Parenthood and Church of Satan and all the folx out there who support bodily autonomy!
	11:04pm Greg Arden: I agree listener Gregory! Like a little after church key party of souls!
	11:04pm coelacanth∅: happy mothra day
	11:04pm chresti: Thanks a bunch! hell of a show!
	11:05pm solo mon: Greg played babs, and Khaki collins, Tanya was Lulu and Chase was the straight white firestarter man.
	11:05pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): blessings to all the folx out there with a uterus!
	11:05pm solo mon: LOve YOU baba beeeeee!
	11:05pm solo mon: Thanks chresti!! xoxoxox
	11:05pm spodiodi: olo coel
	11:05pm Greg Arden: Thank you as always Solo and Arb! I felt this always a particularly dark one. Well done! 😻
	11:06pm solo mon: LG xoxox!
	11:06pm arb: Thanks for kornfessing with us spodi! Listener Gregory! northguineahills! Mx. BB! Ridonkulous! coel! flannery! WR! Airch! folsom! Doop! Stringy! Ken! Chresti! LD! Scott!
	11:06pm solo mon: WR! Holy holy!
	11:06pm arb: Thanks Greg!!!
	11:06pm Little Danny: okay what is this magical outro syrup i'm hearing?
	11:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I sacrificed my uterus to Satan
	11:07pm arb: If you show up next week with a vasectomy you can take the drama course for half price
	11:07pm solo mon: Slowed down price is right theme LD :-)
	11:07pm Little Danny: omg solo!!!!
	11:07pm solo mon: yeah just show us your Vas card at the door.
	11:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): oooh, vasectomy party!!!
	11:07pm Little Danny: mind blown!!!
	11:08pm Little Danny: thanks to that weird little clinic off the ramp in el paso ❤️️❤️️❤️️
	11:08pm Doop: let's get snippy!!
	11:08pm solo mon: Vaporwaved that price is right shit.
	11:08pm spodiodi: ✂
	11:08pm solo mon: DOOP!
	11:08pm solo mon: And folsom! xoxox
	11:09pm solo mon: "Bring your scissors to the runway, darling."
	11:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): vaxxed and vassed and READY TO GO!!!
	11:09pm solo mon: OLO baba
	11:09pm spodiodi: olo baba bee
	11:09pm Little Danny: hell yeah ✂ time
	11:10pm Greg Arden: Arb your Velma is a modern day Mae West on barbiturates and Solo your unforgettable Korny will never digest fully! Mom always said don’t play vasectomy in the house! 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀🍾😩
	11:10pm arb: I'll be a militant lesbian by next week
	11:10pm solo mon: little scissy the scissor
	11:10pm solo mon: Millie Taint
	11:11pm Little Danny: scissy the scissor is a sick mascot idea
	11:11pm Greg Arden: I think I’ve been a militant lesbian all along. Taint bad!
	11:11pm arb: paper rocks cysters
	11:11pm spodiodi: XD
	11:12pm solo mon: Scissy the scissor in a Public Service commercial for Vassys
	11:12pm arb: velma putting the bitch in barbiturates
	11:12pm Greg Arden: Vaxed, Vassed and Vagazzled! My new stream of consciousness musical!
	11:13pm solo mon: XO Greg! Great performance!
	11:13pm spodiodi: oh man, y'ins are funny. thank you
	11:13pm Greg Arden: She also put the ramification!
	11:13pm solo mon: Sames :-) spodi.
	11:14pm Greg Arden: I wasn’t acting Solo! It was all real! But neither fun or weird! Interesting and noteworthy though. 🤔
	11:16pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Greg, vaYAssssssle!
	11:16pm solo mon: OK g'night mothers. CU next Sunday!
	11:16pm arb: is harassment season over yet?
	11:16pm Greg Arden: Arb we learned nothing I assure you.🤘🏼
	11:17pm solo mon: Harassment season is fun and weird.
	11:17pm Greg Arden: Clack Clack Clack Clack clack Bubye!
	11:18pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): xoxox love you all!!! xoxox
	11:18pm Doop: g'nite all, thanks for making Sunday enjoyable!
	11:21pm arb: Night Doop!
	11:29pm solo mon: Xoxox baba beee! Thank you doop!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from May 8, 2022

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