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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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Romance Novels  Bikini Beach   Favoriting
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The Budget Girls  Miso Hornie   Favoriting
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CWA  Chickenhawk   Favoriting
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Marilyn & The Movie Stars  Sex Means Nothing When You're Dead   Favoriting
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Loli & The Chones  Rumble In My Pants   Favoriting
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The Bobbyteens  Hot Sweet 'N' Sticky   Favoriting
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The Budget Girls  The Encounter   Favoriting
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The Brentwoods  Squeak Squeak Little Piggy   Favoriting
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Vaginal Davis  Queens (Make The World Go 'Round)   Favoriting
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Intoxicated  Toxic Shock   Favoriting
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The Chimney Sweeps  Hey Myrtle   Favoriting
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Sic Alps  Turtle Soup   Favoriting
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Period Pains  Daddy I Want A Pony   Favoriting
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The Peechees  Slick’s Living It Up (On The Bottom Of The Sea)   Favoriting
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GirlSperm  Hippies On Cocaine   Favoriting
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The Thingz  Blue Crab   Favoriting
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Scissor Fits  I Wish I Hadn't Shaved My Pubic Hair Off   Favoriting
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Modern Reveries  Fantasy Fur   Favoriting
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Panty Raid  Blind Devotion   Favoriting
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Dolphin Lovers  Flipper   Favoriting
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Bongwater  Porpoise Song   Favoriting
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Huggy Bear  Shaved Pussy Poetry   Favoriting
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Purple Merkins  Merkin Surfin'   Favoriting
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Skinned Teen  Secrets   Favoriting
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Petty Crime  Closed Eyes   Favoriting
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Kyra  Naked   Favoriting
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The Statics  An Un-Respected Man   Favoriting
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Listener comments!

  8:36pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> It's time to give the drama some... get ready to meet a real big beach, tonight on Cha Cha Heels!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:54pm
solo mon:

Ok well I can already tell Tammy is feeling her oats tonight.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:57pm
spodiodi:

heelo, solo, arb and co!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:58pm
solo mon:

xoxo spodio!
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spodiodi:

that bikini looks HOT!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:59pm
solo mon:

nude illusion hirsute bathing suit
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00pm
chresti:

I'm making a center piece for the brunch table with gherkins and merkins
Avatar 9:00pm
arb:

Hello Spodi!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00pm
spodiodi:

bathing suit*
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arb:

Hi Chresti!
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solo mon:

heel yeah its chresti, pass that merkin!
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spodiodi:

hi Tammy!
hi chresti! \\//
hi everyone!
Avatar 9:01pm
Listener Gregory:

Good evening, everyone! (Good morning to you nutty West Coasters.)
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chresti:

Hi solo mon and arb and cha chas!
Avatar 9:01pm
Greg Arden:

Hello!!
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Aitch:

Hark?
The sound of heels clacking?
  9:02pm
Little Danny:

This already rules <3 <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02pm
solo mon:

what is that word…. a dingleberry!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02pm
spodiodi:

i missed you at UM's fill-in, arb!
  9:02pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> CHA CHA-PPLAUSE!
  9:02pm
Little Danny:

Hi solo, arb, all!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:02pm
chresti:

Hi spodi!
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solo mon:

Aitch!
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arb:

hi greg!!
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Greg Arden (hooker):

Cha Cha Heels!!
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solo mon:

Greg!
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Greg Arden (hooker):

Hi Arb!!
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arb:

Sorry about that :( I missed you too spodiodi
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03pm
solo mon:

Lil’ Danny!
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arb:

Hello Aitch!
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Ridonkulous:

Heehaw, y'all! Missed you.
Avatar 9:03pm
Listener Gregory:

FYI: Every time someone says something nice to Greg Arden, I pretend it's to me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03pm
spodiodi:

hi Greg Arden and Little Danny!
Avatar 9:03pm
Greg Arden (hooker):

Hey Solo I’m behind you…listening.
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arb:

Hello L Gregory!
  9:03pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> Make sure and put on plenty of scum screen.
Avatar 9:04pm
arb:

Hi Little Danny!
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spodiodi:

and LG and Ridonkulous! and i'll shut up npw
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arb:

Hello Tammy!!
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solo mon:

Ridonk so good to see you!!!!
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arb:

Hi ridonkulous, been missing you too!
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Greg Arden (hooker):

Listener Gregory you’re a damn fine citizen of Cha Cha Hills and a real peach if I’m to believe the pamphlets.
Avatar 9:05pm
Ridonkulous:

You too, solo! Shake a hoof!
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Greg Arden (hooker):

Hi Spodiodi!!
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Ridonkulous:

Hi arb!
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solo mon:

Listener Gregory! I am talking about you most of the time, when complimenting greg
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06pm
Mxter Baba:

um, actually I have to leave early because I'm going to an actual beach. HI!!!!
Avatar 9:06pm
Greg Arden (hooker):

Hey Chresti wartcha merkin’?
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arb:

Hi Mxter Baba Beach Bum!
  9:06pm
Tammy:

<holds sign towards spodi> Thanks for noticing the cue card technician
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Mxter Baba:

gherkins and merkins! OLO! chrestikins!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07pm
solo mon:

Mxter Baba - helooooooo!
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Ridonkulous:

In California everyone wears bikinis, all the time. Even people who work in nuclear power plants.
  9:08pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Did someone say Pickles?
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Greg Arden (hooker):

Mxter Baba!
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solo mon:

bikini w a hard hat
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Mxter Baba:

I gotta say the fake chests craze is reaching a screeching peak these days!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08pm
solo mon:

Merkinikat!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09pm
Mxter Baba:

PICKLES! Hi, BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter!!
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Greg Arden (hooker):

I was an avid krimper in the nineties.
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Listener Gregory:

Everyone I know who wears a merkini also shaves all their body hair. This makes perfect sense.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10pm
Little Danny:

loved the "bikini beach" song!
  9:10pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Hiya Mxter Baba!
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Ridonkulous:

Hi BikiniKat! And Kiki G. too!
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solo mon:

faux chest is best
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Mxter Baba:

hi, solo arb and Greg and Ridonkulous and Tammy and spodiodiodio and LG and Aitch and LD and any lurkers (we REALLY like lurkers on Cha Cha Heels)
Avatar 9:11pm
Ridonkulous:

You know those days when your merkini is in retrograde?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11pm
Little Danny:

i always ask for the sweepings when i get my hair cut sky's the limit on possibilities
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solo mon:

and Kiki G!
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Greg Arden (so honey):

Wasn’t Korny sad?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12pm
chresti:

Hi Greg! Merkin magic!
Mx Babakins!
  9:12pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Hi Ridonkulo!
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solo mon:

hmm is tammy fucking with him?
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Mxter Baba:

I witnessed a drag king in a full-body lycra unitard of a "naked man body." I'll never be the same.
  9:12pm
Andres:

Hi, arb + solo mon + Heels! I am having my doubts about the breathability and moisture wicking quality of the merkini.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12pm
solo mon:

Andres! Welcome to Cha Cha Beach
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13pm
Little Danny:

'what the fuck tammy' would look good on a shirt
  9:13pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Hi y'all! Let's roll up on this party and dance!
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arb:

Hi Andres!
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Ridonkulous:

Andres: that's why the sports wickini was invented.
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Mxter Baba:

Andres: we need to fit you with a Microfiber Merkin™
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Greg Arden (so honey):

Tammy you sure get a lot of chances….
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14pm
chresti:

Moisture wicking is very important
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Little Danny:

hahaha
  9:14pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

can you reverse engineer a pair of helium heels....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14pm
Little Danny:

i love assertive korny
  9:14pm
Tammy:

<holds up a sign> I KNOW WHAT A VIBE IS
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Listener Gregory:

The budget merkinis have to be trimmed every month, or they get out of control.
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Greg Arden (Benny’s hill):

A glory hole is like a hotdog eating contest but make it fashion.
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arb:

Hi BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter!
  9:15pm
Tammy:

<passes out lighted candle salads for everyone>
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Ridonkulous:

The living Merkini!
  9:15pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

we are not old enough for this show....MOM!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16pm
solo mon:

Chia merkini realness
Avatar 9:16pm
Listener Gregory:

I hope this song is wrong, because I was kind of counting on making up for lost time after dying.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:16pm
chresti:

Do air plants make good merkins?
  9:16pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

hi arb!
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Ridonkulous:

This the second time I hear M. and the MS. The first time was also here. I'm happy.
  9:16pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> YOUR MOM LISTENS TO CHA CHA HEELS
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arb:

LOL LG
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17pm
Little Danny:

@chresti: i'm no expert but i'm gonna say hell yeah
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Greg Arden (I live!):

Airplants nature’s merkin.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17pm
Mxter Baba:

at least air plants are flared?
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Ridonkulous:

Gregory: It means no commitment.
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solo mon:

Theres olo pops in a cooler over there
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Ridonkulous:

Airkins™
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Little Danny:

lolol greg
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Listener Gregory:

"Death cancels all appointments." Believe me, I am counting on that one too.
  9:18pm
Andres:

Death dedication is killing hot merkini summer vibe. Get DJ Saulie B in here STAT!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18pm
solo mon:

Flared air pants to match your helium heels.
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Ridonkulous:

Loli & The Chones! Double Happy!
  9:19pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Yeah our Mom doesn't like people so she listens to the raidio.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19pm
solo mon:

Korny the vibe killer
  9:19pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

why are we doing so much math to watch this showwwww......MOM!!!!
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Greg Arden (narc):

Can you smoke an airplant? Smokey merkin zone.
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Greg Arden (no requests):

Deadication.
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Ridonkulous:

I've no idea what a Brazilian merkini wax is. Maybe someone can explain.
Avatar 9:21pm
Listener Gregory:

Warning label: Fully remove merkini before smoking it.
  9:21pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> Submit your dedications here.
  9:21pm
Andres:

Korn stool sales explode at harvest time. Fresh is best.
Avatar 9:22pm
Greg Arden (no requests):

Usually Ridonk. The merkin goes in the front over the potatoes. A Brazilian merkin covers the underneath and might peak out the low back cheeks cleavage.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22pm
solo mon:

I don’t remember eating any corn stool
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23pm
Aitch:

Snug in my new Merkini
  9:23pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

well Flared nostrils and hot party balloons we just learned sumthin....
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Ridonkulous:

Greg: this is very technical.
  9:24pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> Don't stuff your merkini.
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Listener Gregory:

@Aitch, you win!
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Greg Arden (Sweet and sticky):

Cha Cha Heels more educational than a hundred teachers and five hundred years of printed history.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:24pm
solo mon:

Aitch! lookin good!
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arb:

cha cha scholars know which gif is coming up next
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Ridonkulous:

Why are the piggies at the end of the dogd?
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Greg Arden (Sweet and sticky):

Ridonkulous, when it’s open toe season you really want to get technical with your underneath.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26pm
Little Danny:

it's gonna be s****p-related can't wait!
  9:26pm
Andres:

. WikiFeet is so 2019. WikiToes is now.
Avatar 9:27pm
Greg Arden (foosting myself):

In the nineties I was an avid flip flopper.
  9:27pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> MY EYES ARE DOWN THERE
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27pm
Little Danny:

omg i had never heard shrimper before 🦐🦐🦐
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28pm
solo mon:

You have to wear at least 10 pieces of flair when you work at TGI cha chas
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Ridonkulous:

This is prawnographic.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29pm
solo mon:

Olo ridonk
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Greg Arden (foosting myself):

Little pig little pig let me in.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30pm
solo mon:

this song is 🏆
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Listener Gregory:

For those among us who are interested both in toes and free jazz/electronica, there is this video (mentioned by Jeff Golick this morning): screwgunrecords.com...
  9:30pm
Andres:

Just ™️’ d ŠRMPR.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:30pm
solo mon:

toe jam or at the beach under tow jam
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31pm
solo mon:

olo andres
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31pm
Little Danny:

oh man forgot about this gif
Avatar 9:31pm
Greg Arden (cheap bird):

I loved that bass. Perfect for shrimptafuckating.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32pm
solo mon:

shrimpjectivication is real
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33pm
solo mon:

Did anyone in chat room write a dedication letter to korny.
Avatar 9:33pm
Greg Arden (little piggy):

I never made it all the way home. This older piggy picked me up in his VW bug and there weren’t any handles on the inside. Ended up kicking the window out and flying out the window to safety.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35pm
solo mon:

I thought everyone wanted to talk to an old queen about fashion
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:37pm
solo mon:

Vaginal Creme Davis is my Shrimp Queen
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Listener Gregory:

Sexing a porpoise is a delicate operation, believe me.
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Listener Gregory:

I'm talking about determining its sex, obviously.
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solo mon:

Bro Derek
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solo mon:

I wanna say something on porpoise about a bro hole.
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Ridonkulous:

Toxikini, for those men who need that extra something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:39pm
chresti:

Blo Derek
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40pm
Little Danny:

kinda mad i wasnt asked to play the part of bro derek >_<
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40pm
spodiodi:

Bro Derek meets Studley Moore olo
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Greg Arden (old queen):

B.O. Derek
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Listener Gregory:

My local beach was closed for 25 total days last summer due to toxic masculinity spills.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40pm
solo mon:

Toxic shockini
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Aitch:

Is trying to weave my merkini into cornrows cultural appropriation?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40pm
solo mon:

Toxic masculinity spills are nature’s tire fires
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41pm
solo mon:

olo aitch, maybe?
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Greg Arden (pill head):

Is this where I request my medication Tammy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41pm
solo mon:

little danny OLO next time
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Listener Gregory:

@Aitch, for the love of God, don't weave it into a sombrero.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:42pm
Aitch:

wait 'til you see the grillz
  9:42pm
Tammy:

<holds sign towards greg> You don't have any medication
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43pm
Little Danny:

gotta say tammy is nailing it with the music
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43pm
solo mon:

deadication beach party a vibe or no?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:43pm
chresti:

A large waxed mustache merkin is a real head turner
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Ridonkulous:

In the fall, I'll switch to a turkini. Actually a tofurkini.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:45pm
solo mon:

olo chesti and ridonk
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Little Danny:

this song rules
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Greg Arden (cooter souper):

Din din.
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spodiodi:

🥣👠
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Listener Gregory:

I knew a guy in college who could eat his own turtle. But that might be a different story.
Avatar 9:49pm
Greg Arden (alligator):

Clack clack.
  9:49pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> anyone need a tissue?
  9:50pm
Andres:

Why Korny making us cry?
Avatar 9:51pm
Ridonkulous:

These two gifs are making me dizzy.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:51pm
solo mon:

Cha Cha Heels is now a full spectrum dramedy.
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Greg Arden (alligator):

Listener G. OLO
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Listener Gregory:

Cue "Song of the Mock Turtle."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52pm
solo mon:

also olo pops for spodi, LG and greg a
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53pm
solo mon:

Ive been saving a few olo pops for you ridonk!
  9:53pm
Andres:

Where on Odorama card is tears?
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Greg Arden (faget audience):

Is it the correct thing to do Korny think it through again.
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Listener Gregory:

If you have a turtle codpiece, you are half-way to a beautiful seafood chowder.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53pm
chresti:

my little brother had a bunch of pet turtles and named each one variations of the name John, He put them in an irrigation ditch to swim, they got washed away instantly.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53pm
solo mon:

what do tears smell like???
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Ridonkulous:

Gregory: you need a bit of shrimp, too.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54pm
chresti:

salty
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solo mon:

I cry into my turtlebowl and then use the soup for odorama cards
  9:55pm
Andres:

Smells like pet turtles in an irrigation ditch. 😢
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Greg Arden (crybaby):

They smell like game shows.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56pm
solo mon:

olo andres and greg
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arb:

staying out of drainage ditches was the number one after school special where i grew up
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Listener Gregory:

@Ridonk, ha! Very true.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56pm
solo mon:

Has anyone here tried deep fried coke?
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Greg Arden (diarrhea butt fashion):

Why did you not adopt meeeee?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58pm
solo mon:

I wonder if this is the same dock where that guy got footsted by Toenetta earlier?
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Ridonkulous:

I heard it called deep fried co-cola.
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Greg Arden (Vitamin C-Word):

Beaches are really not the preferred foosting environment.
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Ridonkulous:

I keep hearing "under the ducks". I have no reason to hear otherwise.
  10:00pm
Andres:

Sand gets everywhere.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01pm
Little Danny:

korny actually sounds a little surprised by meeting these two dockers
  10:02pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> A wizard sleeve is NOT fashion
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Listener Gregory:

Don't mention "pylon" if you don't want to get tackled.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:02pm
Richy4619:

anybody seen my turtle?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:02pm
solo mon:

welcome richy!
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arb:

Hi Richy!
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Ridonkulous:

OMG! Korny! What happened!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04pm
solo mon:

All the turtles in Cha Cha Hills have disappeared!
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StringOFperils:

I thought that was gonna be a hairy-back bush turtle.
  10:04pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

We need to cut some bikini straps around here....watch out here we come!
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solo mon:

Docking dock drama!
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Listener Gregory:

When will I learn NOT to look up the vocabulary I hear on this show on the Urban Dictionary? When???
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arb:

hallo stringy!
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solo mon:

Stringy! Heel yeah!
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StringOFperils:

Hi arb and solo mon!
  10:06pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

break it up sister, we just snuck out of the house while our MOM listens to Cha Cha heels, she's drooling....eughhhhh
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solo mon:

hickory dickory dock LG! Its the school of hard knocks
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Greg Arden (drape shaver):

Hey StringOPerils!
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solo mon:

straps off time!
  10:07pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

yeah yeah we got our roller skates on headed to the beach to surf on our hockey sticks!
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solo mon:

H. E. Double Hockey Styx
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WR:

BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter! Hi hi!
  10:08pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

hocky puck merkins for tough cookies
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WR:

ARB! solo!
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solo mon:

WR!
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arb:

Hi WR!
  10:09pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

HOLA WR
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Greg Arden (vibe hunting):

Life schooling.
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solo mon:

olo bikinikat
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Greg Arden (hairy regret):

Hi WR!
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WR:

@9:53 @chresti: all washed away instantly, sad, sounds like one of my adventures.
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solo mon:

I went to describing school and I cant find a job
  10:11pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> REVERSE MERKINI
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Ridonkulous:

It was a were-merkini! AYIEEE!
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WR:

Greg! Hi!
  10:11pm
Andres:

Who hasn’t had a hairy regret.
  10:12pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

we give passerbys the hairy eyeballs for a dollar.
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Ridonkulous:

There you go. Merkini in retrograde again.
  10:13pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> Hairy Regrets are NOT an endangered species!
  10:13pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Oh no Merkini in retrogradeagain... last time I couldnt unglogg my bathtub driain for all the hairy regrets that got stuck in it....
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solo mon:

Olo pops for ridonk and bikinikat and kiki and andres
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chresti:

WR, we lived in an orange orchard then, he was about 4
  10:15pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> REVERSE MERKINI
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Richy4619:

Flipper!!
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WR:

working on m memoir, going to call it The Merkin Papers. Nothing is revealed.
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Ridonkulous:

BikiniKat, I read on Internet that you can wax the regrets out of the drain. It's very quick.
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solo mon:

this flipper song is another 🏆
  10:17pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

We hide from the thought police under the docks, smoking beavers and telling stinky stories to the crabs and turtles that try to enter our zone....MOM!!!
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Listener Gregory:

@WR, this is better than your first plan to call it the Gherkin Papers.
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solo mon:

paper merkins!
  10:18pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

wax or wane the hairy regrets in retrograde as we howl into the hairy drain of our regrets aroooooo meow spitch
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solo mon:

OLO bk and kk
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chresti:

coffee filters make good paper merkins
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Aitch:

Before or after use @chresti?
  10:19pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

just asking Ridonkulus....if that's your real name...
  10:19pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> No falsies in your paper merkins!
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Aitch:

HRPuff gif makes me want to break out my magic flute
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solo mon:

aitch i was thinking “during”
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Ridonkulous:

You can candle the drain, too. That's very olde fashioned.
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Aitch:

could be quite a treat solo
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Listener Gregory:

@Aitch, just wait til it docks.
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chresti:

either
  10:22pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

happy birthday drain
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solo mon:

Some people would pay extra for that kinda coffee.
  10:22pm
Little Danny:

Bongwater’s was my introduction to this song 🐬🐬🐬
  10:22pm
Andres:

This Bongwater is so lovely!
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solo mon:

Single source docking is more ethical and helps saves dolphin lives
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arb:

mine too LD :)
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solo mon:

Circling the drain, in cha cha heels.
  10:23pm
Andres:

LD, other notable versions?
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Aitch:

You can do great fly's-eyes with a reverse merkini
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Richy4619:

forever dolphin love
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solo mon:

reserved merkini
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solo mon:

oh richy i actually love that song too
  10:26pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

We met a carney on the boardwalk who had a full length merkin under his top hat, he tried to get us to look through his curtains but we stepped on his pickle and stole the show. The we spent it on cotton candy.
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Richy4619:

always and forever, solo
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solo mon:

🐬👼
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Little Danny:

just the monkees' original andres! i'm sure there have been lots tho
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Good evening, skinny dippers! 💦
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solo mon:

The original unreleased demo of porpoise song - performed by Carole Kane is so good too
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solo mon:

Hi Ken from HP!
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Listener Gregory:

Does anyone know of a website that says how to get different kinds of stains out of a merkini? Just, you know, wondering.
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arb:

Hi Ken!
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Feldy:

Merkin the Magician.
  10:30pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

hey this water is warm...
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Feldy:

Hey guyzzz
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arb:

I wish there was a Carol Kane version
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spodiodi:

hey Feldy!
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arb:

Feldy!!
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solo mon:

Felders!
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spodiodi:

can't stop looking at that Purple Merkins gif ololo
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solo mon:

www.canigetthisoutofmymerkin.com
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solo mon:

worm water
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solo mon:

have an olo pop feldy! they are dolphin safe
  10:34pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

"i'm an open pamphlet" yes......it's important to feel vulnerable when you are wearing a merkin, express yourself freely and hairily
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Feldy:

I want a Rolo on my olo
  10:35pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Hey we are getting chased off the dock! Run kitties run!
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solo mon:

I too have been read by everyone. This library is open.
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Feldy:

Bleached tips on my merkin
  10:35pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

merkins save yourself!
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solo mon:

I like pamphlets because pamphlets are free.
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Ridonkulous:

BK&KG: Stare those ducks in the eyes. That'll cow them.
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arb:

keeping tabs for our diets
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Listener Gregory:

Thx, @solo.
  10:37pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

these darn seagulls with hair clipper eyes....do they love us or are they just trying to trim us down to size....MOM!
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solo mon:

dont run under the docking dock (unless you like hairy regrets)
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Ridonkulous:

George Seagull was one funny actor.
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solo mon:

LOL carol king goddam autocorrect
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solo mon:

The madeline kahn version of the porpoise song however
  10:39pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Ridonkulous the porpoise is to whale the shiny crest of the hocky stick....hang ten brother hang those piggies over the edge
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Feldy:

Cha Cha Chad
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Listener Gregory:

To be honest, when I see naked people on the beach, I often urge them to put on a merkini. I mean, think of the children!
  10:40pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

Mom!!!!!
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solo mon:

merkinis save the fabric of society and decency really
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Ridonkulous:

This gif makes me think of, I don't know, poetry? Sunsets?
  10:43pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> You can't dock with tetes
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Listener Gregory:

@Tammy, I don't want to get too explicit here, but if you have three chins the way I do, you can make a good try at it.
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Aitch:

I've made a new cocktail for the season I like to call the Merktini.
Very dry and has a certain tang
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solo mon:

A Roman Holiday Buffet? w. a vomitorium?
  10:45pm
Andres:

smorgasbord > buffet
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Ridonkulous:

It starts with worm water.
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solo mon:

OLo LG aitch ridonk
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WR:

Strip and DJ, one does not preclude the other!
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Feldy:

You can strip AND DJ at the same time
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solo mon:

all the djs on drummer stream are required to multitask
  10:47pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

the buzz caught us by wizard sleeves at the smorgasbord....MOM!!!!
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solo mon:

olo bk and kk!
  10:49pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

or are they chippendale dancers dressed as cops? in blue and white merkins! SKy party of possipubities!
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solo mon:

ridonk, worm water has protien and is also usually warm.
  10:49pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

halo solo mon!
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solo mon:

i dont wanna see no badge.
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Listener Gregory:

Is a reverse merkini one you wear on your head? If so, I've tried it, and it didn't do much for me. People just kept asking if I'd trimmed my beard.
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chresti:

good advice
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solo mon:

i wonder if kornys other pursonalities wrote him these letters?
  10:53pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

the boppers lost their badges in their back crack of the patrol car y'all
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Feldy:

Down with the Cha Cha papal patriarchy
  10:54pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> My name's not Phyllis.
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Greg Arden (pope on a rope):

Flipper is trippin’.
  10:55pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign towards Korny> REVEAL, REVEAL!!
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arb:

hell yeah we do!
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Listener Gregory:

Put it on (reverse merkini)!! Put it ALL on!
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solo mon:

blow my mind korny
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Greg Arden (revealing):

Lifting my skirt up over my hose.
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Little Danny:

just noticed the casey jane gif <3<3<3
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solo mon:

reverse the supreme court!
  10:57pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

reverse our wedgies!
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solo mon:

Reverse wedge salad
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Listener Gregory:

I'm reversing the charges to Korny.
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Greg Arden (self lover):

Loving me is easy because I’m dutiful.
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solo mon:

fin mail from a doll
  10:59pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

reverse wizard sleeves
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Greg Arden (*69):

Dialing for Korny’s cobbers.
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solo mon:

You can hide a whole floor buffer inside a reverse wizards sleeve
  11:01pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> THE DOLPHIN STOLE KORNY
  11:01pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

solo mon! we are peeing our pants
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Greg Arden (sleevey):

My sleeve now has a porpoise.
  11:02pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> It happened during the song break.
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Feldy:

Cha Cha Slide… reverse!
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WR:

return to the sea. return
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chresti:

love the "cool down" sounds
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Listener Gregory:

Wait! Will we never learn what the reverse merkini is? Will Korny go to the fabled underwater city of Atlanta? Oooooh
  11:02pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

feel the magic...but in reverse, where you get that prickly feeling you just shaved for your merkin
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arb:

did the dolphin send korny the tabs letter?
  11:02pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> BUT. I have a revers emerkini on and I will show you my reverse merkini tammydance.
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Listener Gregory:

Excellent show, @solo, @arb, and everyone else responsible! A lot of thought went into it... filthy thought, of course, but nonetheless, thoughtful.
  11:03pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign while dancing> Korny took too many tabs, and rode a dolphin to pet heaven. and i show you my tammydance.
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arb:

with thoughts its quantity over quality
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Greg Arden (filthy):

Thanks LG!!
  11:04pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign while dancing> APPLAUSE 4 TAMMY
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arb:

Listener Gregory, thanks!! <3<3<3
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Listener Gregory:

I'm praying that the dolphin took Korny to a wonderful farm upstate, where he will play and dock with all the others of his kind.
  11:05pm
BikiniKat and Kiki Glitter:

TY you claws out climbing up a tree to you. Great show!xoxo
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arb:

thanks BK&KG
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solo mon:

dolphin docking is a frottage industry
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Greg Arden (starfish hunter):

Tammy applauding!!
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WR:

Cha Cha Players at La Playa. Thank you thank you. Thank you.
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solo mon:

xoxoxo bk and kg!
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arb:

XO WR
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solo mon:

xoxoxo wr!
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Feldy:

Is that what Levis Dockers are for?
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solo mon:

bro derek is back
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chresti:

Thanks solo mon and arb and Tammy and Kornholdt! A wonderful on porpoise show!
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Greg Arden (anemone):

XO WR!!
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spodiodi:

*holds up sign* thank you solo, arb, Greg Arden, Tammy and all! *applauses*

great show... makes me proud to be a merikn
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solo mon:

feldy ask listener gregory ;-)
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Ridonkulous:

That was a great show. Such great music, and the story kept me suspended over the edAAAAAaaaa
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solo mon:

xoxox spodio
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solo mon:

xoxoxo chresti!
  11:07pm
Andres:

Thank you, solo mon + arb! Stocking up on moustache wax supplies before merkini surge hits.
  11:07pm
Little Danny:

God I love Korny ❤️❤️❤️
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Greg Arden (massage in a bottle):

Thanks Spodiodi!
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Ridonkulous:

Hee haw, and away!
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solo mon:

xoxoxox ridonk! suspend it!!
  11:08pm
Little Danny:

Loved tonight’s show SO MUCH
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spodiodi:

xololo solo
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WR:

God Loves Korny, this I know.
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solo mon:

LD yes korny is love able and liverable!
  11:08pm
Little Danny:

Also I learned stuff
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Feldy:

Ohhhhhh Korny
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Listener Gregory:

Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evening comes.
Watchin' the ships roll in
And watching' Korny roll away again.
Oh, I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay,
Watchin' old Korny rollllll awayyyyyyy.
Ooooh, I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay,
Dockin' my time.
  11:09pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> Dolphins love Korny too.
  11:09pm
Little Danny:

And especially exceptional music selectory
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chresti:

Thanks for the big beach fashion forecast!
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solo mon:

We weave in educational and political cuntent on cha cha heels.
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arb:

Luv u Chresti!!
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solo mon:

olo LG dock rock
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arb:

Thanks Spodiodi!!
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arb:

Thank you Ridonkulous!
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solo mon:

xoxoxox chresti!
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arb:

XOX Andres!
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arb:

Thanks LD!
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solo mon:

xoxoxo andres!!! wax it all, wear a removable merkini!
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WR:

oLo LG!

now I have that as an ear worm.
  11:12pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> I hear korny has been highly dockerated for his service with sea men.
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Listener Gregory:

@WR, you could do a lot worse, I think we both know.
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WR:

I feel so relaxed, so calm. almost forgetting how the world is going to shit.

Not complaining, LG, not complaining,
  11:13pm
Tammy:

<holds up sign> Ear Warm
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Feldy:

Solo & ARB I wish I could send you a pint of this Van Leeuwen Black Cherry Chip ice cream
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solo mon:

a respite from all the real shit xo wr
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spodiodi:

you said it, WR
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WR:

xoxoxoxo solo
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solo mon:

feldy how crazy- i bought bing cherry cheesecake ice cream for desert!
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Feldy:

Solo, great minds..
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WR:

xoxoxoxo spodiodi
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solo mon:

When Cha Cha Heels is your safe space…
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solo mon:

xoxoxox spodio take some olo pops to go!
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Greg Arden (slave to my clit):

Have a great night everyone, I’m cleaning my oven.♥️🐾🐾🐾🐾😻😻🧶♥️🙏🏼🦾
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spodiodi:

xoxox, solo i may have taken a few already
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Feldy:

Night, Greg
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spodiodi:

😗
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WR:

LOL, damn, the program has already archived and we sitting around still in the after glow. Laters all y'all, Onward.
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spodiodi:

night Greg, all, xoxox WR
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