WFMU: Ken: Playlist from August 3, 2022

Listener comments!
	7:41am FↈFↈ (: Hello, Dr Ken and Mr Egg!
	🚽 8:27am -жеи: Hello Herr f0f0. I am a day later and a dollar shorter than usual today.
	8:46am steveo: Praise the Lorb, it's Wednesday (i can send you a dollar if that will help)
	🚽 8:47am Krys O.: Hullooo! Ken, have you checked your couch for change?
	🚽 8:52am AnAnonymousParty: I may be able to send you a day too if that will also help. How do you feel about being a beta tester for my new time machine?
	🚽 8:55am Krys O.: Let's synchronize our calendars. Today is the 215th day of 2022. There are 150 days left to this year.
	🚽 8:56am NotARealDoctor: good morning Ken and fellow early listeners
	🚽 8:56am Ken From Hyde Park: Earth is spinning slower or faster today?
	🚽 8:57am NotARealDoctor: not sure about earth, i personally am spinning faster
	9:01am JeremyB: Good Morning!
	9:01am YETI BOB: Um, this is actaually not so bad. You feeling OK жеи?
	9:01am timinoak: Yay! Good morning.
	9:01am steveo: ooh an earnestly pleasant version of freebird
	9:02am RB: Excellent , the banjo version , be still my heart !!!!
	9:02am Edgar from Maine: Morning Staysh.
	🚽 9:02am HyperDose: Diddle those strings (with consent)
	🚽 9:02am NotARealDoctor: this is giving me feelings, Ken
	9:02am bradford: pretty dang good!
	9:02am (Murakami Whywolf))): R.i.P. Mo Ostin, or are there terrible, well-known, secrets about him that should make me wish him spinning in his grave?
	🚽 9:02am NotARealDoctor: good ones i mean pleasant warm feelings
	9:03am Edgar from Maine: I like it! Bluegrass is A+
	9:03am The Butterman: He’s jammin. Drooling too, probably
	9:04am Strandlund: Bluegrass Bird!! Love it!!
	9:04am dday: Two things some people love to hate combined; banjo & freebird. Long live Jobird
	9:04am (((Murakami Whywolf): I generally prefer expensive birds.
	🚽 9:05am NotARealDoctor: dday I'll fight anyone who hates banjo, point me at em
	🚽 9:05am The Butterman: Technically this is Newgrass.
	9:05am steveo: only 5 minutes though?
	9:05am Pax: @ken fhp: if you ask me, I say it's people that's spinning out of control.
	9:05am Androu B.: Good Morning, -жеи, KfHP, Yeti Bob, HyperDose, and all Freebirds around the world!
	9:05am The Ramen Guy🍜: WOW. a banjo version of free byrd. Now I've heard it all
	9:05am YETI BOB: According to my research, the Freebird version by Eugene Chadbourne (on the "Chadbourne Baptist Church" CD) has never been played on WFMU. HINT HINT HINT
	9:06am dday: @Doctor: I have at least one friend who is an excellent banjo player. Played on The Seeger Sessions disc
	🚽 9:06am DjLorraine: Good morning good people
	🚽 9:07am The Butterman: Notarealdoctor, I got your back. I play an early 60’s Bacon open back banjo! I’ll punch someone in the face for some banjo!
	9:07am RB: I had an old banjo Needed to get rid of it Left it next to garbage bin on 8th and 40th, hoping would disappear Came back next day and there were 8 more , piled up 🪕
	9:08am The Ramen Guy🍜: Now is there a CLARANET version of FreeByrd?
	9:08am steveo: lol this ain't no freebird
	9:08am The Ramen Guy🍜: How about an OBO version of Freebyrd
	9:09am Edgar from Maine: I asked a banjo player if it's easy for a guitar player to pick up banjo and he said "no."
	9:09am YETI BOB: RB: That's hilarious. The band Circle made a real weird documentary. In one scene they are in a cabin in the woods in Finland somewhere, jamming, one of the band members has a banjo. They decide they are tired of it, so they go outside, lean it against a tree and shoot it with bow and arrow.
	9:09am Androu B.: Would it be a safe assumption that, considering today's gif theme, there's a good chance we might be hearing a track by JG Thirlwell (aka Foetus)?
	9:09am YETI BOB: But all of the band members miss the banjo, so they take it back inside and resume the banjo-jam.
	9:10am b0b0b plasticland: Mike Wattttttttt
	9:11am The Ramen Guy🍜: $5.49 for a 5 pound bag of potatoes. FORGET IT😡
	9:11am steveo: just visualized that possum singing "this ain't no picnic, see"
	9:11am FↈFↈ (: No es ese tipo de picnic
	9:11am (Murakami Whywolf))): dday: So gather round and raise your blessed voices And enjoy that gospel bluegrass, while you live It's hard to find a banjo player up in heaven There's some things even Jesus won't forgive —Austin Lounge Lizards (played, probably Hank Card or Conrad Deisler wrote)
	9:11am The Ramen Guy🍜: My laundromat raised their prices again. 50 cents now for 6 minutes of drying time. 😡😡😡
	9:12am RB: Is there banjo in the background of this tune or is that a banjoaloocination ?
	9:12am The Ramen Guy🍜: $4.25 for the small washer. Talk about getting screwed.
	9:12am YETI BOB: RB: I hear it too
	9:12am FↈFↈ (: It's time for the banjo jokes, McGroovey, Where are you?
	🚽 9:13am Krys O.: Get a clothes rack and dry your clothes at home. www.thespruce.com...
	9:13am YETI BOB: I like Eugene, and I like the Sunwatchers, but this is kind of a mess
	🚽 9:13am AnAnonymousParty: If this ain't no picnic then I guess we won't be having any Bar-B-Que either?
	9:13am RB: @YB , thanks , that’s reassuring but am not entirely convinced yet :-)
	9:14am steveo: of course it's a mess. were you expecting a picnic?
	9:14am YETI BOB: RB: From the album credits sunwatchersandeugenechadbourne.bandcamp.com DOCTOR EUGENE CHADBOURNE: Acoustic and Electrical Guitars, Banjo, Dobro, Lead Vocals
	🚽 9:14am Krys O.: I love watching videos of opossums eating. Tee hee.
	9:15am RB: @AAP- we’re changing the BBQ world by pushing BBQ smoothies , pork, chicken, and zucchini with onion flavors
	9:16am BAMstutz: The music is good
	9:16am The Ramen Guy🍜: After Ken's show is over I'm going to E Trement ave. And have a bus run me over.
	🚽 9:16am Krys O.: Like this: tenor.com...
	9:16am YETI BOB: Don't do it!
	9:16am RB: Should have guessed it was that dang’ Eugene Chadboirne again, torturing our ears. He is an FMU favorite
	9:17am The Ramen Guy🍜: It's only the 3rd and I'm broke. The whole disabilty check is gone.
	9:17am (Murakami Whywolf))): George Formby on banjolele next, please—or Formby/DJYoda. (I've always had a soft spot for "Imagine Me on the Maginot Line", the only song I know to come out of the 'Phony War'/‹Drôle de guerre›/„Sitzkrieg“.)
	🚽 9:18am HyperDose: Hej Butterman, Androu, FↈFↈ, Yeti, the esteemed Krys O...dzień dobry!
	🚽 9:18am Krys O.: Please respect the admins: tenor.com... BTW-That's not corn flakes that they're eating.
	🚽 9:18am Krys O.: Heddo, HD
	9:18am YETI BOB: hola hyperdose
	9:18am Androu B.: Guess who was performing in Readington on Sunday?
	9:19am FↈFↈ (: Hy, HiperDose and hola Sr Androu B
	9:19am PIDGE: This Styx/Kansas mash-up is FANTASTIC!
	9:19am YETI BOB: sorry to hear it Ramen Guy
	9:20am iiibeat: The Burnt Hole of Pedestrian Movement Hair pony. Air pony. Point in space. Seat evacuated. Living on little fluffy clouds. In a hundred years . . To exit birth. The melting pot of space . . Evolution's flagship calling card: Dormant activity and active dormancy. Meridian blossoms next.
	9:20am nathan: this is insufferable but I can't turn it off
	9:20am Androu B.: ¡Buenos Dias, FↈFↈ!
	9:21am YETI BOB: you can do it, nathan (i did)
	9:21am dday: @Murakami: seems like the Austinites believe in such silly concepts as bearded men in the sky, places to go post-death and jesus as a white, blue eyed Kenny Loggins look alike. One day they'll catch up to the rest of intelligent life on earth
	9:21am JetBoy of Brooklyn: This will likely be played at my funeral, but over my objections
	9:21am Pax: If Edward g Robinson says "this ain't no picnic see", then the man has spoken! That means there ain't going to be No picnic, See. Meah !
	9:21am (((Murakami Whywolf): AnAnonymousParty: If we can't have a picnic or a barbeque, let's have a party! We'll throw our hands up. (After eating them…I guess one finger at a time, just like that old motivational poster said.)
	9:22am The Ramen Guy🍜: 👽👽👽👽please come and take me off this planet.
	9:22am nathan: i admire your strength, yeti!
	9:22am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): This beats the hell out of reading about microservice architectures.
	9:23am StuBot: The Kansas Styx mashup was trash- just because you can doesn't mean you should.
	9:23am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Also, I will admit that I absolutely love Foghat Live.
	9:23am trailrunnah: EXcruciatiNG
	9:23am YETI BOB: StuBot: I'm so over mashups. But it seems some people still love 'em
	9:23am StuBot: this is better but not a lot
	🚽 9:23am AnAnonymousParty: Ken's got an audio blender and he's makin' Rock-n-Roll smoothies!
	9:23am Androu B.: I'll gladly follow The Ramen Guy's lead (as long as there's no invasive probing involved).
	9:23am steveo: you say that like trash is bad or something
	9:23am ackthpfft: All Styx is trash. It makes me want to ram sewing needles into both ears.
	9:23am (Murakami Whywolf))): dday: In Austin, people believe in such things just to make fun of them _harder_.
	9:24am Bill: Is Ken a pretty-cool-boomer, or an extra-cranky-Xer?
	9:24am FↈFↈ (: Song challenge! We can all agree is Foghat's Slow Ride. But what is/are the other song(s) ?
	9:24am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Good Rats!!
	🚽 9:24am The Butterman: Yo, Hyperdose! Even One Nation Under a Groove by P-Funk has a banjo playin muthaplucker in it.
	9:24am StuBot: Garbage is another story, trash is different, perhaps that mashup was Garbage, but not good enough for Garbage Time.
	9:25am trailrunnah: Trash-ups?
	9:25am Androu B.: @FↈFↈ It's Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge".
	9:25am FↈFↈ (: Ramen Guy, The price from taking people off this planet also increased. Sorry to inform.
	9:25am StuBot: YES! TRASH UPS!!!!
	9:27am trailrunnah: 🤪
	9:27am clownheart: love trash-ups. best one i've had the mispleasure of hearing on here was the hour long smashmouth mashup block 😂
	9:27am dale: like the good rats. advertisement in the voice is gorgeous.
	9:27am (((Murakami Whywolf): Sounds like a great way to get the monkey-pox, though playing with three hundred persons of any gender would do.
	🚽 9:28am Handy Haversack: Greetings from stormy western Michigan, Ken and all the Freed Forms!
	9:28am Androu B.: Are any of the Good Rats still with us?
	9:28am steveo: ahoy, Handy
	9:29am trailrunnah: @clownheart… that’s endurance.
	🚽 9:29am Handy Haversack: And hail, O Egg! And O steveo!
	9:29am FↈFↈ (: I was one of them 300 boys. And no one gave me cookies nor toys. Nor a word, a smile...An hour of happiness. But no. no . next, next!
	9:29am Cat Stacker: 300 Boys is . . . high strangeness
	9:29am dale: i thought they were from long island.
	9:29am (Murakami Whywolf))): Who did that great mash-up of what sounded like a Western saloon piano with Slim Shady?
	9:29am neil quarantino: I remember seeing the good rats at the Scandia Spa
	9:30am dale: yeah, not jersey. long island. i think peppi is the only one who has passed on.
	9:30am Stanley: I see the Egg and Satan are a 'thing' now.
	9:31am FↈFↈ (: Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese, Milk and Egg!
	9:31am clownheart: which came first?
	9:32am trailrunnah: I saw Kansas this past weekend.. the band, that is..
	9:32am Andy Fuchs: Sorry Ken; the Good Rats were Long Island based.
	9:32am clownheart: styx and kansas, two wrongs make a right ?
	9:32am FↈFↈ (: sorry to hear, trailrunnah.
	9:32am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I like Styx and Kansas. Sorry, not sorry.
	9:33am (Murakami Whywolf))): The Kansas vote means they'll enact a federal ban as soon as they can. We'll try to make that 'never', but.
	9:33am trailrunnah: …dust in the wind
	9:33am Pax: Remember Ken, it's Acker Bilk. Not Ocker
	9:33am Androu B.: Incidentally, this past Sunday's show at Readington starring Kansas had a sadly low turnout.
	9:33am YETI BOB: Kansas were actually a pretty good band, they rocked out. Once you get away from "Dust in the Wind". I'm not a fan of Styx though.
	9:34am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	9:34am steveo: paradise theater was a masterwork when I was 11
	9:35am StuBot: Love Kansas. Leftoverture. Point of Know Retur. Greatness. Hey since when does Ken have a lisp? Is this a result of the pandemic???
	9:35am trailrunnah: I with steveo.. I had the cassette
	9:35am YETI BOB: wow, Kansas are still touring. 50 years.
	9:36am clownheart: funny you mention hot air balloon accidents, because actually.....
	🚽 9:36am Ken From Hyde Park: I presume checking on the boiler is part of the routine?
	9:36am ackthpfft: Punk soft-porn bagpipes, please.
	9:36am FↈFↈ (: Soft punk
	9:36am Androu B.: And now that Styx has been brought up, isn't it about time for our customary prog joke of the week?
	9:36am broseph: bagpipe porn
	9:36am FↈFↈ (: Pornpipes
	9:36am (((Murakami Whywolf): Andy Fuchs: Having spent sixteen nearly continuous years in Nasau County and heard a lot about New Jersey, I'd say they're pretty hard to tell apart.
	9:36am clownheart: softcore punk, please
	9:36am Steven: Bags of pipes
	9:36am NotARealDoctor: bagpipes please
	9:36am Edgar from Maine: bagpipe punk
	9:37am (Murakami Whywolf))): Porn-pipes.
	9:37am JamieT: BAGpipes!!!
	9:37am The Ramen Guy🍜: SOFT PORN.
	9:37am unpopularfred: those three choices all go together in my mind
	9:37am Andy: Bagpipes
	9:37am (Murakami Whywolf))): Soft-pore corn!
	9:37am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I have a recording of bagpipes doing Philip Glass. Is that punk?
	9:37am Pox: Bagpipes! Bagpipes!
	9:37am YETI BOB: Bagporn
	9:37am Cat Stacker: This is bad for the high blood pressure man
	9:37am The Ramen Guy🍜: SOFT PORN. I need my mood uplifted
	9:38am Asheville Jon: bagpipes FTW
	9:38am mndave: Boy do I not want bagpipes.
	9:38am (Murakami Whywolf))): Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
	9:38am Michele with One "L": HEY KEN!! BIG NEWS. They are remaking Road House and Jake Gyllenhall is playing the lead. THOUGHTS??!!!
	9:38am ackthpfft: Bagged Stipe porn
	9:38am YETI BOB: Where's Handy??
	9:38am A Bee: SOFT PORN
	9:38am SamTheRam: Cream Corn
	🚽 9:38am NotARealDoctor: BAGPIPES!!!
	9:38am Androu B.: DROPKICK MURPHYS, PLEASE!!!
	9:38am clownheart: saying bagpipes is fun and games until the bagpipes actually come on 😂
	9:38am mndave: OK, bagpipes in an odd time signature, I've changed my mind
	9:39am nathan: softcore prog
	9:39am Pox: These are even better than the bagpipes I was voting for.
	9:39am steveo: uncountable softcore prog pipes
	9:40am unpopularfred: yeah, if the Murphys have a soft porn song we all win
	9:40am Pax: Ocker says, Right Kan!
	9:40am YETI BOB: Trad Attack! are cool
	9:41am (Murakami Whywolf))): Androu B. : Suing some Nazis isn't drop-kicking them, but it's actually helped in the past, so good on 'em.
	9:42am Stevel: Pipe it!!
	9:42am FↈFↈ (: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A bagpiper.
	9:42am (((Murakami Whywolf): Anyone ever mashed-up with an Andrea True song? (Don't ever say I never gave you a straight-line.)
	9:43am FↈFↈ (: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
	9:43am SamTheRam: The Pipers blow the Peppers of the stage
	9:43am Andy: This IS rock'n'roll!
	9:43am FↈFↈ (: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? Someone is blowing into it.
	🚽 9:44am DjLorraine: The Ramen Guy i hope something good comes your way
	9:45am steveo: around here we call that microtonal, foaf
	9:45am Edgar from Maine: Uilian pipes are always in tune.
	🚽 9:46am HyperDose: Thank you for that valuable info, MicheLe. Jake Gyllenhall is zaddy 😩
	9:47am Androu B.: @ Edgar from Maine - Exactly the reason I prefer them over bagpipes.
	9:47am YETI BOB: Bagpipes are in equal temperment, not just intonation, so they won't match with piano and guitar. And the highest note is tuned just a wee bit flat, so it stands out against the drone - otherwise it's not really audible
	🚽 9:47am -жеи: MicheLe are you f'in serious?! NO!!!! He has to be played by Ryan Gosling. Nobody else can play DALTON. JAYSUSS
	9:48am clownheart: good one bob, everyone knows they don't tune bagpipes...
	9:48am ackthpfft: "A Jake Gyllenhall Christmas"... not feeling it.
	9:48am PuraVida: Robert Randolph, discovered playing pedal steel in a church in Orange NJ
	9:48am chresti: Morning Kenmore and gathering!
	🚽 9:49am HyperDose: Gonna watch that new Ryan Gosling flick today after the first two episodes of S2 of Reservation Dogs (FX show, Taikia Watiti, highly recommend)
	9:49am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I'd like to hear Robert Randolph do an album with Junior Brown.
	🚽 9:49am -жеи: Wow I am learning so much from the chatboard this morning.
	9:50am clownheart: I love Ryan Gosling, I wish he was real
	9:50am dale: god, no tedeschi trucks band please.
	🚽 9:51am HyperDose: Was he real in Lars and the Real Girl?
	9:51am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I don't know who Ryan Gosling is.
	9:52am FↈFↈ (: Yes, Ken. Keep going with them pipes. We LOVE them. In fact, why don't you play the entire programme of last saturday's Scottish Pipe Band Championships at Levengrove Park in Dumbarton ??? Go on !
	9:54am Androu B.: Ryan Gosling sounds like a character on DuckTales or Darkwing Duck.
	🚽 9:54am The Butterman: Someone take a hatchet to the Randolph’s amp cable quick, whew! Thanks.
	9:54am unpopularfred: @ YETI BOB: it's actually the opposite, bagpipes use just intonation, pianos use equal temperament. but point well made all the same
	9:54am Rachel Bo Bachel: Hi Ken just dropping by to say hope you’re well! On my way to a Bris. Enjoying the music in the meantime :)
	9:55am FↈFↈ (: WoodsOfNH Ryan Gosling is the actor behind the Talking Egg.
	9:55am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I always wondered about the talking egg.
	9:56am chresti: Why is there a link to “this morning” in your comment, Ken?
	9:56am Cat Stacker: . . . meanwhile pipe organ is totally neglected
	9:56am dale: not enough mr. candy man played on this frequency.
	9:58am roc: If you mention a time the iphone makes a calendar link
	🚽 9:58am Webhamster Henry: Hi Wednesday Morning people! Sammy is a good singalong!
	🚽 9:59am Webhamster Henry: I'd follow this with "More (theme from Mondo Cane)" but this is Ken's show.
	9:59am chresti: Remember- Sammy Davis jr. did NOT drink pee
	🚽 10:01am HyperDose: Show us how to make that sausage, Ken!
	10:01am Tinley Park Randy: Turrets is so cool.
	10:02am clownheart: When are we getting the sleep-time soothing tourettes noises album, Ken?
	10:03am Cat Stacker: the Aphex Exciter is a great way to improve, broaden, fatten and deepen your sound, man
	10:04am McGroovey: Danelectro sitar Vinnie Bell actually worked for Danelectro and helped them design instruments.
	10:05am broseph: oh no they'll make it good
	10:05am mike east: Vincent bell invented the electric sitar (I believe) I have one about 15 ft from my desk at work. Coral belzouki Vincent bell electric sitar. Awesome instrument. Also have a danelectro at home
	10:05am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I could not hear the Black Sabbath in War Pigs. Also: Styx rules. I don't care if they are prog or not.
	🚽 10:06am HyperDose: Nightcrawler is SO GOOD
	10:06am queems: he's a psychopath with the face of a pound puppy
	10:06am Dictater: I used to Fuck guys like you in prison.
	10:06am The Oscar: At this point I guess we should count our blessings it's not Ryan Reynolds.
	10:06am clownheart: a good contender for the perfect bad movie is 1995's "Hackers"
	🚽 10:07am The Butterman: Actors are ridiculous. Almost all of them.
	🚽 10:07am HyperDose: @clownheart The cult sequel Takedown is equally as entertaining
	10:07am morphe': I remember when I vfirst learned about Tourettes [sp?] I was working in Barnes & Noble (1980ish) and a guy was letting loose and I went to ask him to leave and he very coherently explained.. I subsequently did a bunch of research .. Great doc on Tourettes made by a guy with Tourettes (4 case studies0 "TWITCH AND SHOUT" only he could get away with that title...
	10:07am Sam: Ken why don’t YOU play the bad guy!
	10:08am PuraVida: Ken- from Robert Randolph's bio: Many musicians claim that they “grew up in the church,” but for Robert Randolph that is literally the case. The renowned pedal steel guitarist, vocalist and songwriter led such a cloistered childhood and adolescence that he heard no secular music while growing up. If it wasn’t being played inside of the House of God Church in Orange, New Jersey—quite often by Robert and members of his own family, who upheld a long but little known gospel music tradition called sacred steel—Randolph simply didn’t know it existed.
	10:08am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): When TF has Kanasas ever led the way in protecting rights of anyone?
	10:09am steveo: i feel like there's a farrah fawcet joke in here some where but i'm not going to touch it
	10:10am Sam: I tripped and fell the other day when I was running because my tubes were untied.
	10:10am Androu B.: Everyone debating about the Perfect Bad Movie, yet no mention of "The Last Action Hero".
	10:10am clownheart: @HyperDose Takedown? Not sure I've ever heard of it, what year is it? Google's polluted with a movie of similar name from this year...
	10:10am FↈFↈ (: Penis Little Faucer That band's name is up for grabs.
	10:11am clownheart: Oscar makes a good point though.... Anything but Ryan Reynolds. (Or Chris Pratt)
	🚽 10:11am David (in London): Q: What's the difference between vasectomies and bagpipes? A: People undergo vasectomies willingly. Afternoon groovers. Tip o' the hat to Station Manager Ken.
	🚽 10:11am HyperDose: Based on the true story of Kevin Mitnick and how they caught him using an IMSI catcher: www.imdb.com...
	10:11am McGroovey: Did you hear about about how Lee Majors became importent? He lost his Farrah faucet.
	10:11am Dean: Is a reverse vasectomy the opposite of a vasectomy? It assures impregnation?
	🚽 10:11am The Butterman: Are we allowed to cum up with any vasectomy jokes and post them here? Asking for a friend.
	10:11am Aaron in Minneapolis: Hey friends, nice to see you all, I had to share this with ken and ken fans alike www.salon.com...
	10:12am McGroovey: @The Butterman Yes, please.
	🚽 10:13am -жеи: @Butterman, only reversible vasectomy jokes please. Thanks
	10:13am Aaron in Minneapolis: Ken can you nuke the repeat comment when you have a chance? thank you
	🚽 10:13am David (in London): Aaron, nice link. It's never not funny.
	10:13am Pax: C'mon, Mickey Groovey only human. Man!
	10:13am Androu B.: Greets, David! Hi, Aaron!
	10:14am clownheart: Oh, you really did mean sequel! I thought you meant spiritually 😂 Gotta watch this soon, thanks for the rec. Hope it can compete with the absurd fashion of the original
	🚽 10:14am David (in London): Wotcha Androu!
	10:14am Dean: What's long and hard but absent any seamen? The U.S.S. Vasectomy. My bad. That's a vasectomy joke. Here's a reverse vasectomy joke: What's the U.S.S. Vasectomy? A long and hard thing without any seamen.
	10:14am Bernardo: Is it poetry time yet?
	10:15am McGroovey: It's always poetry time. It's never too late for art. Or too early.
	🚽 10:15am -жеи: Oh, Ken's Poetry Corner is coming, doncha worry 'bout that none
	🚽 10:16am David (in London): I heard that the U.S.S. Vasectomy had fallen victim to defence cuts.
	10:16am FↈFↈ (: Oh, look people! It's the Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the Stoke Newington Empire! Sir David In London. Everybody clap!
	10:17am Dean: That's correct, David (in London). It's in dry-dock.
	10:17am Sam: It makes perfect sense to get a reverse vasectomy once your wife hits menopause and can’t get pregnant anymore anyway.
	🚽 10:17am HyperDose: @clownheart Christopher McDonald, Ethan Suplee, Amanda Peet, and Master P. Casting magic like that could only happen in the early 2000s
	10:17am Sam: Or if you turn gay later in life
	10:18am Ochre Ogre: Mornin Ken!
	10:18am morphe': Thinking of SF's ClubFoot Orchestra..
	🚽 10:18am The Butterman: Dracula consulted his urologist because he didn’t want a baby. The urologist discussed the various options informing Vlad that they can do a regular or a reversible vasectomy procedure. Vlad not having done much research into the operation says, “Doc, vat is vas deferens?”
	🚽 10:18am David (in London): FoFo, again, such formality! Please mention also my Order of the Garter, and my WordPerfect 5.1 typing certificate.
	10:19am morphe': Perhaps was Club Foot Orchestra
	🚽 10:20am HyperDose: @Butterman That was a solid 8.5/10 sticks 🧈
	10:21am clownheart: @HyperDose That is magic casting. But the magic of Hackers is just how absurdly 90s the fashion is ! That stuff's making a comeback too, the whole movie looks like a 2022 Balenciaga lookbook 😂
	10:21am morphe': Off to bring food to an old friend in the seniors' psych ward in Amsterdam and prepare him for a good move to a more ok assisted living situation ... Bringing the Pixie Dust along with the Harring Broodjes.. Thanks Ken and all ...
	🚽 10:21am The Butterman: Thanks hyper! My first joke.
	10:22am Picante Mint: Good morning.
	10:23am FↈFↈ (: Oh, David! that reminds me I need to renew my WFMU's Comment Board Poster certificate. Somehow I'm still allowed to post here in the chatboard!
	10:24am Sam: Joseph had a vasectomy. But the power of the Holy Spirit miraculously reversed it leading to the immaculate conception. And behold, a child is born of a vasectomied man in Bethlehem! Hallelujah!
	10:24am roc: I had a bad date to see hackers once a life time ago. Movie helped me get over it
	🚽 10:24am -жеи: I'd rather have a gecko in front of me than to get a vasectomy
	10:24am Dean: Not a joke, but a reverse vasectomy is called a vasoplasty. (The pedant in me wants to correct ^Sam's reference to immaculate conception.)
	🚽 10:25am PaulRobeson1922: Giff below baby playing tennis is a real Winner
	🚽 10:26am -жеи: Dean, that is hilarious!!
	10:26am broseph: A man went to the doctor to get a reversible vasectomy. The doctor says, "this is a procedure that is really only for those who are sexually active." "You take that back!" he replied.
	10:26am Picante Mint: I wish I could star the Futoshi track. That was lovely.
	10:27am (Murakami Whywolf))): Aaron in Minneapolis: Thank-you very much, Aaron, for that. One thing on which the article does not touch is the breathiness of the saxophone playing in the original and additional overtones making the notes sound less pure, as opposed to (say) the very 'cool' sound of a lot of jazz, though that's often relieved sometimes by breathier bits. It makes the piece extremely human, something taking place in a very imperfect world. It's a sound on the other end of the spectrum from the synthesised saxophones David Bowie used on "Suffragette City".
	🚽 10:27am David (in London): Ken, I have sent a Bibron's gecko to you via FedEx just now.
	🚽 10:27am Handy Haversack: Gotta go do stuff preparatory to getting even farther out of town. Thanks for the sounds, Ken. Stay freed, O forms! That means you, David, FↈFↈ, Androu, y todos!
	🚽 10:27am David (in London): Should it be intercepted at customs, I will ask FoFo to smuggle it through in his underwear.
	🚽 10:27am HyperDose: Best wishes for your friend and their new beginning, Morphe. Very nice of you to help them transition.
	🚽 10:28am David (in London): Handles! Adieu!
	🚽 10:28am Krys O.: Soothing modem sounds....
	10:29am FↈFↈ (: Te cuidas, Handy!
	10:30am YETI BOB: unpopularfred@9:54 - thanks for the correction, I knew that! I blame the covid brain-fog for mixing it up ;-)
	10:30am FↈFↈ (: David, Depends on the gecko size. I can smuggle up to three badgermin units in my underwear.
	10:31am Sam: I went to the doctor and said “I want a vasoplasty!” He looked at me weird, shrugged his shoulders and said “Right this way” then brought me to the psychiatric ward. “This guy is talking gibberish!”
	10:32am Photoline: Collie flour
	10:32am YETI BOB: I was at my urologist the other day. He told me "You have to stop masturbating!" I asked "Why?" - "I'm trying to examine you!"
	🚽 10:33am PaulRobeson1922: After hearing the unborn song on Dave The Spazz’s show i’m just not sure anymore. When does life begin the beguine?
	🚽 10:33am David (in London): Count Yeti Bob, nicely done!
	🚽 10:35am PaulRobeson1922: @Yeti: LOL jezus
	10:36am (Murakami Whywolf))): Bizarro Superman want vasectomy to become fertile again.
	🚽 10:36am PaulRobeson1922: Let the babies listen to WFMU!!!!
	10:37am steveo: keep changing the title, Ken, I'll keep clickying
	🚽 10:39am HyperDose: Roadhouse, more like roundhouse am I right 🤣
	10:39am (((Murakami Whywolf): Remember, every foetus we let come to term might grow-up to become the person who finally destroys this sorry world. Hope!
	10:40am FↈFↈ (: That reminds me of the old Scots sayin' 'Bagpipes don't hurt'.
	10:40am (Murakami Whywolf))): Screw it, I want a Verse Vasectomy.
	10:40am Bernardo: Wie gehts Deutschland?!!?! Ja ja ja Was ist dein Beruf??
	10:40am Androu B.: @Aaron re: link @10:11 Recently, I was lucky enough to come across and purchase a vinyl copy of the original recording of Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax" at an estate sale.
	🚽 10:41am David (in London): FoFo, when used properly, not LIKE THAT.
	10:41am clownheart: That Maraudeur song was a good play Ken, that's going in a couple playlists 😏
	10:41am Bernardo: A friend told me to get a secret vasectomy before my wife made me have kids….looking back it wasn’t the worst idea.
	10:42am Megaroni: Taking our turn with Sir Ken:)
	10:44am Dean: Monty Python famously and hilariously made fun of the wacko notion that "Every sperm is sacred." However, due to a typo the premise of the joke was mistaken. "Every sperm is scared."
	10:44am Picante Mint: @Hyperdose are you excited for the Road House reboot?
	10:44am steveo: one of my favorite things is watching the empty table row appear, as if by magic,
	10:45am Bernardo: @Dean every sperm is scared too…I’m still petrified 😂
	10:45am Dean: Petrified, Bernardo? Why, you're hard as a rock.
	10:46am FↈFↈ (: Fake ending!
	10:46am Bernardo: Haha good one Dean
	10:46am Sam: A curse word?
	10:47am Picante Mint: Enjoyed the show so far but I gotta go watch Alex Jones be cross examined in court.
	10:47am FↈFↈ (: You pressed the dump buttom
	10:47am Nick S.: You pulled down the wrong fader
	10:47am broseph: it went to silence b/c thats how the song goes
	10:47am Sam: Or do they mention a rival radio station?
	10:47am steveo: i will guess that you cued the next song and then turned down the wrong knob, but that is probably wwrong because it's so boring
	10:47am Bernardo: You’re moving all the transmitters and the studios and the building and all the free portajons????!!
	🚽 10:47am PaulRobeson1922: ? Silence is the grooviest sound. There is more silence inside each of us than anything else
	10:47am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Use of the word “pissed”?
	10:48am Bernardo: I win
	10:48am welcome to the mpxv: you got a software update notification
	10:48am Dean: My wife and I went to the doctor for advice about how best to avoid having children. The doctor made a number of suggestions, ranging from risky to 100% effective. We opted for the latter, and so he gave the UPS guy a vasectormy.
	10:48am castor: It was playing from your phone and then you got a message
	10:48am Sam: Woody Allen did an every sperm is scared bit.
	🚽 10:48am David (in London): Was it because Poly Styrene snuck in and turned it off in a fit of jealous rage?
	10:49am Bernardo: the diarrhea lady came into the studio looking for the LSD Find Me people and bumped the needle off the record
	10:49am FↈFↈ (: Oh, i know the answer: You muted the bagpipe bit of the song.
	10:50am welcome to the mpxv: you set an alarm to remind you to stay hydrated every hour and it keeps going off and you still won’t drink water.
	🚽 10:51am PaulRobeson1922: Freeriders!!!
	10:51am Androu B.: @-жеи It's "El baño es ocultádo."
	10:51am steveo: can it be people that live in my house and that I force to listen?
	10:52am Sam: Anyone who gets their reverse vasectomy paid for by the government is a freeloader
	10:52am Rich from Wading River: Something the dog did
	🚽 10:52am PaulRobeson1922: So, when does life begin? When you make that 1st pledge towards something good ? … Or at conception?
	🚽 10:53am The Butterman: Sam! Awesome!
	10:53am Sam: Life begins at vasectomy
	10:53am Dean: Thumbs up, Sam. Good joke. Life begins when the kids move out of the house.
	10:53am Dean: Better, good jokes, plural!
	10:54am Sam: Thanks Dean! I like your UPS joke!
	🚽 10:54am Webhamster Henry: It's the Sheena jungle set.
	10:54am Dean: Trans-exclusionary, isn't this?
	10:55am yippie: YES ruth wallis is cute as hell
	🚽 10:55am HyperDose: When he's a 10, but he can't make them toes curl 😩
	🚽 10:55am PaulRobeson1922: “But does he make your toes curl?”
	10:55am queems: simmer down ruth
	10:55am Blix: Predecessor to Josie Cotton's "Johnny Are You Queer?"
	10:56am welcome to the mpxv: This sounds like a win/win, Ruth
	10:56am yippie: she knows how to get super saucy
	🚽 10:57am David (in London): Eleanor Party Girl is surely lurking somewhere in the background during this set.
	🚽 10:58am HyperDose: I'm cautiously excited about it, Picante Mint
	10:58am N'Lo: Wow what a moment this Pony Russell is!
	10:59am (Murakami Whywolf))): I'm a little confused: would she'd have been cool with all that 'girly' other stuff if he'd only fucked her sometimes?
	10:59am N'Lo: *Sherrell
	10:59am FↈFↈ (: I thought reverse vasectomy is when the penis asks the doctor to cut off his human.
	🚽 11:00am PaulRobeson1922: Babies deserve every chance to hear FMU
	🚽 11:00am PigeonsAndRust: No goat screams??
	11:00am Dean: It's when the patient severs the doctor's vasa deferentia.
	11:01am queems: oh no
	11:02am (Murakami Whywolf))): I was thinking it's when your testicles grab a scalpel and cut some doctor's wrists.
	11:02am ej: 2
	🚽 11:03am -жеи: @castor do you want the tickets? You came pretty close
	11:03am Androu B.: Julie played an awesome cover version of this yesterday by Noir on her Dark Night of the Soul show.
	11:04am welcome to the mpxv: you were playing it thru your phone and someone called you
	🚽 11:04am David (in London): Julie ('the Guv'nor') is awesome 24/7.
	🚽 11:05am DjLorraine: Aaron in Minneapolis can you have someone delete my most unnecessary commments in the past?
	🚽 11:05am AnAnonymousParty: Later .. after the drugs kicked in ...
	11:06am sphere: Ken, what did you think about the new Thor movie and its goats? And hello.
	11:07am Andres: Garbagetime?
	🚽 11:07am -жеи: @sphere I cant wait to see it! I heard about the goats
	11:07am castↈr (: Yes, Ken. I want the tickets. Im the castor
	🚽 11:07am AnAnonymousParty: Nothing grows roses quite kike shit, one supposes.
	11:07am welcome to the mpxv: hey, this guys not from new york. There’s poo and pee on that snow
	🚽 11:07am -жеи: castor, email me at ken at wfmu dot org
	11:08am YETI BOB: this Ringo Angel seems like a real gentleman (not) www.discogs.com...
	11:08am UK steve: Why are the lyrics “bungalow ranch style “ so goddam evocative to me… Love that Roxy track
	11:08am Androu B.: Is Matt Warwick in the studio with you right now, -жеи?
	🚽 11:08am Rich in Washington: THIS Ringo is my favorite Beatle.
	11:08am welcome to the mpxv: whoa nellie
	🚽 11:09am DjLorraine: Nobody puts Ken's poetry in the corner
	11:10am (Murakami Whywolf))): sphere: What, the movie has Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr in it, pulling Thor's chariot? Does it have Loki's son Sleipnir in it as well?
	🚽 11:10am Ken From Hyde Park: I see there's a showing of Prince's Sign O' The Times playing this Friday in Catskill, NY - www.upstatefilms.org... Live music before the movie plays. 💜
	🚽 11:10am The Butterman: Unfortunately I now find myself in an IHOP with wife and child ( unfortunately in the ihop, not unfortunate that I’m with my family, although there’s vasectomy joke potential here too) and can’t listen. I’m looking around for Vasectomy joke inspiration.
	11:10am castor: @Ken, I’m happy for my accomplishment but I don’t think I would actually make it to this festival. Give it to the runner up!
	🚽 11:10am AnAnonymousParty: Sounds like somebody is getting a new roof.
	🚽 11:10am PigeonsAndRust: Did I miss the McGroovey joke of the day? My phone keeps ringing and interrupting things
	11:11am Runner Up: Thanks, castor. Very nice of you.
	11:11am Androu B.: Is that one of those Bad Lip Reading memes, or is that actual dialogue from the movie?
	🚽 11:12am AnAnonymousParty: Bad lip reading IS the actual dialog of that movie.
	🚽 11:13am Krys O.: Classique!
	11:13am FↈFↈ (: Now we are entering Kate Tempest territory and I'm afraid.
	🚽 11:13am PigeonsAndRust: @Butterman The joke is that you're sitting in air-conditioned vasectomy inspiration!
	11:14am (Murakami Whywolf))): To Whom It May Concern: Tell me lies about Vietnam: www.google.com...
	🚽 11:14am David (in London): 21p for the Tube! Bloody Hell.
	🚽 11:15am David (in London): Cockney translator: Berk = The C Word.
	11:16am unpopularfred: "Godzilla stopped and thought" is now my favorite line of poetry
	11:16am Bernardo: Are these people really laughing at these scary dystopian poems?
	🚽 11:16am Krys O.: Cue the screaming goats!
	11:16am Stanley: Here he comes now
	11:17am YETI BOB: Thanks for the John Cooper Clarke. I was just thinking about this guy the other day.
	🚽 11:18am -жеи: @Bernardo, I was thinking the same...
	11:18am yippie: i hope you guys go to rando bakery in atlantic city to buy some bread, then check out kid rock's guitar player's guitar in the hard rock casino
	🚽 11:18am David (in London): I once had the pleasure of going shopping with John Cooper Clarke. He bought a pair of shocking pink drainpipe trousers.
	11:18am Lixiviated Life: Oh, Hi Kinny Sorry I’m late. What did I miss? Tell me EVERYTHING
	11:19am βrian: Laughing, with a toothy smile that caries the day?
	11:19am yippie: theres still at least one abandoned synagogue in atlantic city they havent knocked down yet
	11:20am Stanley: David - I had the honour of having a pint of lager with him back in the day.
	🚽 11:22am David (in London): Stanley, excellent. I bought him a cream bun. What did he drink? Boddington's?
	11:25am FↈFↈ (: I'm trying to remember if I ever went shopping/had a drink with a rockstar celebrity. Just give me some minutes please.
	11:26am Stanley: David - pint of Stella, I think. We talked about 'up north' v 'darn sarf'. We were at my college in Wolverhampton before he went on stage.
	🚽 11:27am David (in London): FoFo, you had that night out with the Party Girls, but perhaps we shouldn't speak of that in polite company.
	11:27am Doobois: Just now seeing the embryo GIF up above and man if I ain't laffing aloud! Well done, promo team.
	11:28am Picante Mint: Love me some Boom Bip. Odd fella there.
	11:28am FↈFↈ (: I made a list of all the people I have gone with for shopping/drinking. Now I'm gonna check one by one against wikipedia and see if one is now famous. Hold on.
	11:29am Picante Mint: Just looked down and realized I'm wearing my WFMU volcano t-shirt. Surprisingly I have not stained it yet!
	11:29am unpopularfred: I love the stunt double going through the window who's at least 50 pounds lighter than the guy getting kicked
	🚽 11:29am -жеи: That WFMU-wishing embryo was a WFMU Billboard idea by Andy Breckman's son Josh. How I wish we woulda done it....
	11:29am queems: there's still time
	11:30am Picante Mint: I need to revisit Boom Bip and Doseone's album Circle.
	11:30am Doobois: Then well done, Josh! That will carry me for most of the day.
	11:30am Androu B.: Every time I keep hearing the chorus of that Tricky & Oh Boland tune, it sounds like a sample out of a Raga/Bollywood tune.
	11:31am YETI BOB: I keep coming across references to "A Rebours" (Against Nature) by J.K. Huysmans. And John Cooper Clarke says it's his favorite book. www.independent.co.uk... Has anyone here read it? I should probably get a copy
	11:31am Marie: Hey Ken, hey All! I got my swag box yesterday--what a treat, lovely to behold, perfectly packed and full of great t-shirts and music. WFMU!!!!!
	11:31am YETI BOB: BIBLE LAUNCHER, YEAH
	11:33am Sam: -Do you make this request of your own free will? -Yes. -Did you just answer yes of your own free will? -No.
	11:33am Marie: "Pain don't hurt"--love all the Roadhouse gifs, Ken! Hilarious.
	🚽 11:33am The Butterman: Don’t mess with a man’s corn weenie! It’s not right.
	11:33am Dean: Christian metal band Slayer in fact launched Bibles into the crowd during their shows. Edgy, isn't it?
	11:34am McGroovey: Gosh. What superman spent time making all these Patrick Swayze gifs?
	11:34am Sam: Not only does pain hurt like hell, lots of other things hurt too.
	11:34am timinoak: I love you WFMU.
	11:34am FↈFↈ (: Lady D!
	🚽 11:34am HyperDose: Don't see our dear Handy anywhere, so let me be the one to wish you a HAPPY SWAGVENT, Marie!
	11:35am YETI BOB: Dean: You could really hurt someone doing that
	11:35am McGroovey: That's supposed to be superfan, not Superman
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: Happy SWAGVENT! And adieu, all. Packing to head to the farm, dodging storms, shopping in superstores. America!
	11:35am Bernardo: There’s my girl!!!! 👏 👏
	11:36am Dean: But pain doesn't hurt, and bruises inflicted by flying books are insignia of honor.
	11:36am steveo: you know what makes me cringe every time? "Broadway Street"
	11:36am Sam: Is this the lady who lost the dog?
	11:36am FↈFↈ (: Vaya con Dios, Handy!
	🚽 11:36am HyperDose: Ah there's our guy
	11:36am Bernardo: Could be Superman Mcgroovy - GIFs are hard
	11:37am BillyLundun: REMEMBER YOU NEED THE SKIPPER PIN!
	11:37am Marie: Thank you Hyper--it really was a pleasure to open it up--like an Fmu-mas. Hey Handy! @Dean--I love that they shot out bibles into the crowd--must have been mini ones, right?
	11:37am FↈFↈ (: " I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels."
	🚽 11:37am Vivian: If you have a skipper pen, why buy another one? Sounds like a scam to me..
	11:37am Feldy: I think the subtext is that physical pain doesn't hurt because of the crushing realization that all of these idiots exist at the same time
	11:37am BillyLundun: I know some of you tried to sneak in last time without skipper pinsm, I'm not naming names...
	🚽 11:38am AnAnonymousParty: Is anyone as old as me and remembers having 'party line phones' (not what you think) and would have to hear crap like this when all you wanted to do was call your friend to come over and play?
	11:38am queems: whatever that is
	11:38am Joe Mulligan 🦀: Attn. whatever that is
	11:38am steveo: solid gold, fofo
	11:38am Dean: IIRC, they were paperback Bibles. Their guitarist, Ozzy, used to visit our apartment. He gave us tickets to one of their shows in LA. I did not obtain a Bible.
	11:38am Sam: When’s she gonna have the freakin’ diarrhea???!!!?!
	11:38am Androu B.: ¡Señor Handy adentro la casa! ¡Hola, Handy!
	11:38am Bernardo: Hahaha. Attn ! Attn!
	11:39am BillyLundun: We had a party line at my grandparents cottage I think we had to wait for 5 rings?
	11:39am Stanley: AAP - yup.
	11:39am FↈFↈ (: that was from a fella named Adam Burke on Twitter, steveo.
	11:39am Carmichael: Hi Kenneth and Wednesday snarkers. I would rather hear Tedeschi/Trucks than see Swayze.
	11:39am steveo: 👍
	🚽 11:40am David (in London): Yeti Bob, it's a proto-Surrealist hoot. Immortalised as the book that Lord Henry Wotton gives to Dorian Gray in 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'.
	11:40am FↈFↈ (: Androu B, Señor Handy salio de la casa y se dirige a una granja.
	11:40am Bernardo: Scholars once knew what attn was but it has been lost. We may never know
	🚽 11:40am AnAnonymousParty: For a written transcript of today's episode of 'Dorothy and Mildred', just send a $1.98 to "What was that about?"
	11:40am Hubig Pie: If you wuz on a party line , you got to hear what everyone in your neighborhood got for christmas
	11:41am steveo: is it his grampa's granja?
	11:42am Dean: Ken's laughter just then: Jim Backus.
	🚽 11:42am David (in London): It was a dark time in British Whimpy bars. All you could do was laugh. Eh Stanley?
	11:43am Erin: David Wallace is on line 2
	11:43am Androu B.: Howdy, Hubig!
	11:43am Dean: It's Wimpy Bar, isn't it? A company founded in the USA, surprisingly. I went to a Wimpy Bar in '76. The burger was dressed with a relishy substance. A Bang and a Whimpy seems to be a play on T.S. Eliot.
	11:44am Bernardo: Me
	11:44am YETI BOB: David (in London): There are an awful lot of different translations. I just ordered the Baldick.
	11:45am Sam: Aw that’s so lame Ken. That’s why should remember shit yourself.
	11:45am Droog: I'll take em!
	11:45am Sam: Did your plane teeter on the runway?
	11:45am adampsyche: what are you taylor swift taking a ten minute flight
	11:45am YETI BOB: Sam: DJing from your phone is pretty lame too
	11:46am steveo: that's a 4-hour walk
	11:46am greyzone: I’d love to go to frantic city
	11:46am Lixiviated Life: It’s your bad attitude Mr
	11:46am Sam: Ken sets off the bad karma detector
	11:46am queems: listen newark airport gave me my 8am vodka cranberry in a coffee cup to go so i'll never talk shit about it again
	11:46am Marie: it's the beard
	11:46am FↈFↈ (: It's the laptop bag and the stoned face combo, Ken.
	11:47am unpopularfred: it wasn't the jokes about leftover marathon money going towards jihad?
	11:47am yippie: i second that beardmotion
	11:47am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: My grandmother in rural Sussex county (near Greendell) had a party line. It was creepy picking up the phone hearing others talk.
	11:48am Matt: yes for the Atlantic City tickets
	11:48am Sam: Maybe it’s the Marxist claptrap that arouses their suspicion
	11:48am FↈFↈ (: unpopularfred, Wait..So it wasnt used to build the big mohammed scultpure in Ken's backyard?
	11:48am chresti: I got my swiss army knife confiscated before boarding a flight to SF from Burbank last May.
	11:49am FↈFↈ (: I believe is Officer!!! not just Officer!
	🚽 11:49am -жеи: @Droog, email me! ken at yadda yadda yadda
	11:50am Marie: I read about people kept on the plane on the runway for 6 hours in super-hot weather in NC a few weeks ago with no AC and minimal AC. People were going hysterical. American Airlines (I think they wanted to save fuel that is why they kept the AC low and off). How is that legal?
	11:50am YETI BOB: wait there's a new Officer! record? with Catherine Jauniaux on it? For real?
	11:51am Sam: I tried to bring a Swiss Army knife across the border into Lichtenstein - they considered it an invasion - almost started World War III
	🚽 11:51am Krys O.: We had a party line until I was about 6 years old. So, 1969 or so? Yes, it's Officer!
	11:51am FↈFↈ (: Was that the 'revolution mom' guy?
	🚽 11:52am HyperDose: Good to know, queems. My kinda service!
	11:52am Droog: Woo hoo! Email sent!
	🚽 11:52am David (in London): The Party Girls always demand a party line.
	11:53am FↈFↈ (: YETI, Catherine Jauniaux?! THe one from Origine des femmes? Asak maboul fame?
	11:54am Sam: There’s always a party/conga line waiting outside her doctor’s office in the cesspool of modern suburbia.
	🚽 11:55am -жеи: Yes, Catherine is on the new Officer! rekkid.. same CJ as Aksak etc
	11:55am YETI BOB: F@F@: Yes, and the widow of Tom Cora
	11:55am YETI BOB: Just ordered a copy.
	11:55am Santos L Halper: Don’t hear too many Love Tractor covers…thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:55am Krys O.: @Yeti Bob: officer-official.bandcamp.com...
	11:56am YETI BOB: I'm stuck at home with COVID and I'm passing time by buying records and books online. This could get expensive...
	11:56am YETI BOB: Got it Krys, thanks! Shipping from Europe is too expensive but I got a copy from Wayside Music in the States.
	🚽 11:56am Krys O.: Get well soon, Yeti Bob.
	🚽 11:56am PaulRobeson1922: @Ken @11:29: Is it too late?
	11:56am YETI BOB: Thanks Krys.
	🚽 11:57am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken!
	11:57am FↈFↈ (: CAPTURE THEM KEN! They are all there!
	11:57am Marie: what is this from?
	11:57am Sam: I’m here! In Rockland County! At 91.9 FM! And all over the world at WFMU.orrrrrrrrg!!!
	11:57am YETI BOB: This was a fun 3 hours (mostly)
	🚽 11:57am HyperDose: That transition knocked my socks off
	11:57am chresti: ew. Thanks Kendor!
	🚽 11:58am PaulRobeson1922: @YETI: Feel Better soon YETI! Those French Jimi records will help
	11:58am Pomme d'Or: Thanks Ken! Bizarre as ever!!
	🚽 11:58am David (in London): Thank you Station Manager Ken. Highest quality nonsense as always.
	11:58am Pax: Just got back only to c that I missed the diarrhea lady, oh well. Thanks 4 the show Ocken, C the rest of youse guys'es eventually sooner or later on the other chats.
	11:58am morphe': Thanks Kenneth...
	11:58am Feldy: That's why I always have an extra pair ready to go, HyperDose
	11:58am steveo: thank you, twas a pleasure
	🚽 11:58am PaulRobeson1922: Give the babies a chance. That’s all we are saying
	11:59am Sam: Remember, a vasectomy is not a death sentence. It can always be undone.
	11:59am FↈFↈ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great music, comments, GIFs and vasectomy jokes. Till next episode, people. take care and remember to re-watch Roadhouse!
	11:59am βrian: Wait. Where's Mary?
	11:59am Androu B.: Thanks, -жеи! Roadhouse rules! (Read that in any context you prefer.) RIP Nichelle Nicols A pleasant day to all the Freebirds around the world! ¡Hasta la proxima, FↈFↈ!
	11:59am Stanley: Get better soon Yeti. That goes for everyone. Thanks Ken.
	12:00pm Sam: Stay hydrated, aka, get a reverse vasectomy
	🚽 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Station Manager Ken!
	🚽 12:00pm HyperDose: Thank yuh, Ken!
	12:00pm FↈFↈ (: Adios, Androu, HyperDose, Yeti and other Eggies!
	🚽 12:00pm -жеи: Bye everybody! Next week Don Fleming is my guest
	12:02pm FↈFↈ (: Don Fleming!!!??? The great American Footballer? Can't wait!!
	12:31pm JetBoy of Brooklyn: Always good to hear Big Star

Ken: Playlist from August 3, 2022

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August 3, 2022: Pain Don't Hurt

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Artist	Track	Album	New	Approx. start time
Charles Wood	Freebird "Freebird" by "Charles Wood"
Sandy Bull	Last Date "Last Date" by "Sandy Bull"	Vanguard Visionaries		0:05:39 (Pop-up)
Eugene Chadbourne And The Sunwatchers	This Aint No Picnic			0:08:29 (Pop-up)
Toro y Moi	The Medium "The Medium" by "Toro y Moi"	Mahal	*	0:13:52 (Pop-up)
Steve	Come Sail Away, Wayward Son			0:16:57 (Pop-up)
Tony Bluetile	Uncontrollable Slow Ride			0:21:13 (Pop-up)
Good Rats	300 Boys "300 Boys" by "Good Rats"	Tasty		0:24:05 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Bocker Milk	Ranger on the Door "Ranger on the Door" by "Bocker Milk"			0:28:22 (Pop-up)
Trad Attack!	Vihmakene / Rain "Vihmakene / Rain" by "Trad Attack!"	Bagpipes International (2022 Transpacific Sound Paradise DJ Premium)	*	0:39:03 (Pop-up)
Red Hot Chili Pipers	Thunderstruck	We Blow, You Suck Vol 2		0:41:31 (Pop-up)
Robert Randolph & The Family Band	War Pigs / Travelin' Cheeba Man			0:45:41 (Pop-up)
Vincent Bell	Something Stupid "Something Stupid" by "Vincent Bell"	A Sitar For Mom & Dad! (2022 Big Planet Noise DJ Premium)	*	0:53:31 (Pop-up)
Sammy Davis, Jr.	I've Gotta Be Me			0:56:40 (Pop-up)

Blunderphonics	Lost In Orbit (Slightly Revised)			1:12:11 (Pop-up)
Futoshi Moriyama 森山ふとし	Yūtai-ridatsu ± (Plus-minus) ゆうたいりだつ ±（プラスマイナス）	Yūtai-ridatsu ± (Plus-minus) ゆうたいりだつ ±（プラスマイナス）	*	1:17:02 (Pop-up)
Wheelchair Sports Camp	Follow, Suit	Alice In Wonderland (Original Theatre Soundtrack)		1:25:12 (Pop-up)
John, Paul, George, Ringo & Richard	Zukunft (Sender Freies Berlin)	Plague Punk (Darren's 2022 Premium) (V/A)	*	1:32:55 (Pop-up)
Marauder	I Am Here / C'est Cache "I Am Here / C'est Cache" by "Marauder"	Puissance 4	*	1:32:58 (Pop-up)
Essential Logic	Music is a Better Noise			1:38:35 (Pop-up)
Brenda And The Beach Balls	Please Don't Tell	Personal Anarchy (Sara A's 2022 WFMU DJ Premium)	*	1:41:23 (Pop-up)

Ruth Wallis	He'd Rather Be A Girl			1:53:44 (Pop-up)
Pony Sherrel	Relax "Relax" by "Pony Sherrel"			1:56:50 (Pop-up)
Roxy Music	In Every Dreamhome a Heartache			2:02:24 (Pop-up)
Ken's Poetry Corner "Ken's Poetry Corner"
Ringo Angel	Garbage "Garbage" by "Ringo Angel"			2:06:15 (Pop-up)
Norman Long, Frank Ormsby	Bog Cotton	Disco(bog) Nap: Saltzshaker's 2022 DJ Premium (V/A)	*	2:09:17 (Pop-up)
Attila the Stockbroker	A Bang and a Whimpy			2:12:16 (Pop-up)
Seething Wells	"Seething Wells"			2:13:42 (Pop-up)
John Cooper Clarke & The Curious Yellows	I Don't Wanna Be Nice			2:15:41 (Pop-up)
Porridge Radio	U Can Be Happy if U Want To	Waterslide, Diving Board, Ladder To The Sky	*	2:19:12 (Pop-up)
Tricky, Oh Land	I'm In The Doorway			2:25:08 (Pop-up)
Boom Bip	Mannequin Hand "Mannequin Hand" by "Boom Bip"			2:26:57 (Pop-up)
Bible Launcher	Kiss The Feet Of The Nuns	Self Titled		2:31:34 (Pop-up)
Diarrhea Lady	Mildred "Mildred" by "Diarrhea Lady"			2:36:54 (Pop-up)

Officer!	Moscow Nights "Moscow Nights" by "Officer!"	Paragraphs and Principles; A Tribute to Cornelius Cardew	*	2:48:09 (Pop-up)
The Lords	Fire "Fire" by "The Lords"	Hausputz Teil 2		2:51:28 (Pop-up)
The Routes	Neon Lights "Neon Lights" by "The Routes"	The Twang Machine	*	2:53:48 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Jim Price	Shuck Nein Die Madchen Zimmerplatz			2:57:53 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	7:41am FↈFↈ (: Hello, Dr Ken and Mr Egg!
	🚽 8:27am -жеи: Hello Herr f0f0. I am a day later and a dollar shorter than usual today.
	8:46am steveo: Praise the Lorb, it's Wednesday (i can send you a dollar if that will help)
	🚽 8:47am Krys O.: Hullooo! Ken, have you checked your couch for change?
	🚽 8:52am AnAnonymousParty: I may be able to send you a day too if that will also help. How do you feel about being a beta tester for my new time machine?
	🚽 8:55am Krys O.: Let's synchronize our calendars. Today is the 215th day of 2022. There are 150 days left to this year.
	🚽 8:56am NotARealDoctor: good morning Ken and fellow early listeners
	🚽 8:56am Ken From Hyde Park: Earth is spinning slower or faster today?
	🚽 8:57am NotARealDoctor: not sure about earth, i personally am spinning faster
	9:01am JeremyB: Good Morning!
	9:01am YETI BOB: Um, this is actaually not so bad. You feeling OK жеи?
	9:01am timinoak: Yay! Good morning.
	9:01am steveo: ooh an earnestly pleasant version of freebird
	9:02am RB: Excellent , the banjo version , be still my heart !!!!
	9:02am Edgar from Maine: Morning Staysh.
	🚽 9:02am HyperDose: Diddle those strings (with consent)
	🚽 9:02am NotARealDoctor: this is giving me feelings, Ken
	9:02am bradford: pretty dang good!
	9:02am (Murakami Whywolf))): R.i.P. Mo Ostin, or are there terrible, well-known, secrets about him that should make me wish him spinning in his grave?
	🚽 9:02am NotARealDoctor: good ones i mean pleasant warm feelings
	9:03am Edgar from Maine: I like it! Bluegrass is A+
	9:03am The Butterman: He’s jammin. Drooling too, probably
	9:04am Strandlund: Bluegrass Bird!! Love it!!
	9:04am dday: Two things some people love to hate combined; banjo & freebird. Long live Jobird
	9:04am (((Murakami Whywolf): I generally prefer expensive birds.
	🚽 9:05am NotARealDoctor: dday I'll fight anyone who hates banjo, point me at em
	🚽 9:05am The Butterman: Technically this is Newgrass.
	9:05am steveo: only 5 minutes though?
	9:05am Pax: @ken fhp: if you ask me, I say it's people that's spinning out of control.
	9:05am Androu B.: Good Morning, -жеи, KfHP, Yeti Bob, HyperDose, and all Freebirds around the world!
	9:05am The Ramen Guy🍜: WOW. a banjo version of free byrd. Now I've heard it all
	9:05am YETI BOB: According to my research, the Freebird version by Eugene Chadbourne (on the "Chadbourne Baptist Church" CD) has never been played on WFMU. HINT HINT HINT
	9:06am dday: @Doctor: I have at least one friend who is an excellent banjo player. Played on The Seeger Sessions disc
	🚽 9:06am DjLorraine: Good morning good people
	🚽 9:07am The Butterman: Notarealdoctor, I got your back. I play an early 60’s Bacon open back banjo! I’ll punch someone in the face for some banjo!
	9:07am RB: I had an old banjo Needed to get rid of it Left it next to garbage bin on 8th and 40th, hoping would disappear Came back next day and there were 8 more , piled up 🪕
	9:08am The Ramen Guy🍜: Now is there a CLARANET version of FreeByrd?
	9:08am steveo: lol this ain't no freebird
	9:08am The Ramen Guy🍜: How about an OBO version of Freebyrd
	9:09am Edgar from Maine: I asked a banjo player if it's easy for a guitar player to pick up banjo and he said "no."
	9:09am YETI BOB: RB: That's hilarious. The band Circle made a real weird documentary. In one scene they are in a cabin in the woods in Finland somewhere, jamming, one of the band members has a banjo. They decide they are tired of it, so they go outside, lean it against a tree and shoot it with bow and arrow.
	9:09am Androu B.: Would it be a safe assumption that, considering today's gif theme, there's a good chance we might be hearing a track by JG Thirlwell (aka Foetus)?
	9:09am YETI BOB: But all of the band members miss the banjo, so they take it back inside and resume the banjo-jam.
	9:10am b0b0b plasticland: Mike Wattttttttt
	9:11am The Ramen Guy🍜: $5.49 for a 5 pound bag of potatoes. FORGET IT😡
	9:11am steveo: just visualized that possum singing "this ain't no picnic, see"
	9:11am FↈFↈ (: No es ese tipo de picnic
	9:11am (Murakami Whywolf))): dday: So gather round and raise your blessed voices And enjoy that gospel bluegrass, while you live It's hard to find a banjo player up in heaven There's some things even Jesus won't forgive —Austin Lounge Lizards (played, probably Hank Card or Conrad Deisler wrote)
	9:11am The Ramen Guy🍜: My laundromat raised their prices again. 50 cents now for 6 minutes of drying time. 😡😡😡
	9:12am RB: Is there banjo in the background of this tune or is that a banjoaloocination ?
	9:12am The Ramen Guy🍜: $4.25 for the small washer. Talk about getting screwed.
	9:12am YETI BOB: RB: I hear it too
	9:12am FↈFↈ (: It's time for the banjo jokes, McGroovey, Where are you?
	🚽 9:13am Krys O.: Get a clothes rack and dry your clothes at home. www.thespruce.com...
	9:13am YETI BOB: I like Eugene, and I like the Sunwatchers, but this is kind of a mess
	🚽 9:13am AnAnonymousParty: If this ain't no picnic then I guess we won't be having any Bar-B-Que either?
	9:13am RB: @YB , thanks , that’s reassuring but am not entirely convinced yet :-)
	9:14am steveo: of course it's a mess. were you expecting a picnic?
	9:14am YETI BOB: RB: From the album credits sunwatchersandeugenechadbourne.bandcamp.com DOCTOR EUGENE CHADBOURNE: Acoustic and Electrical Guitars, Banjo, Dobro, Lead Vocals
	🚽 9:14am Krys O.: I love watching videos of opossums eating. Tee hee.
	9:15am RB: @AAP- we’re changing the BBQ world by pushing BBQ smoothies , pork, chicken, and zucchini with onion flavors
	9:16am BAMstutz: The music is good
	9:16am The Ramen Guy🍜: After Ken's show is over I'm going to E Trement ave. And have a bus run me over.
	🚽 9:16am Krys O.: Like this: tenor.com...
	9:16am YETI BOB: Don't do it!
	9:16am RB: Should have guessed it was that dang’ Eugene Chadboirne again, torturing our ears. He is an FMU favorite
	9:17am The Ramen Guy🍜: It's only the 3rd and I'm broke. The whole disabilty check is gone.
	9:17am (Murakami Whywolf))): George Formby on banjolele next, please—or Formby/DJYoda. (I've always had a soft spot for "Imagine Me on the Maginot Line", the only song I know to come out of the 'Phony War'/‹Drôle de guerre›/„Sitzkrieg“.)
	🚽 9:18am HyperDose: Hej Butterman, Androu, FↈFↈ, Yeti, the esteemed Krys O...dzień dobry!
	🚽 9:18am Krys O.: Please respect the admins: tenor.com... BTW-That's not corn flakes that they're eating.
	🚽 9:18am Krys O.: Heddo, HD
	9:18am YETI BOB: hola hyperdose
	9:18am Androu B.: Guess who was performing in Readington on Sunday?
	9:19am FↈFↈ (: Hy, HiperDose and hola Sr Androu B
	9:19am PIDGE: This Styx/Kansas mash-up is FANTASTIC!
	9:19am YETI BOB: sorry to hear it Ramen Guy
	9:20am iiibeat: The Burnt Hole of Pedestrian Movement Hair pony. Air pony. Point in space. Seat evacuated. Living on little fluffy clouds. In a hundred years . . To exit birth. The melting pot of space . . Evolution's flagship calling card: Dormant activity and active dormancy. Meridian blossoms next.
	9:20am nathan: this is insufferable but I can't turn it off
	9:20am Androu B.: ¡Buenos Dias, FↈFↈ!
	9:21am YETI BOB: you can do it, nathan (i did)
	9:21am dday: @Murakami: seems like the Austinites believe in such silly concepts as bearded men in the sky, places to go post-death and jesus as a white, blue eyed Kenny Loggins look alike. One day they'll catch up to the rest of intelligent life on earth
	9:21am JetBoy of Brooklyn: This will likely be played at my funeral, but over my objections
	9:21am Pax: If Edward g Robinson says "this ain't no picnic see", then the man has spoken! That means there ain't going to be No picnic, See. Meah !
	9:21am (((Murakami Whywolf): AnAnonymousParty: If we can't have a picnic or a barbeque, let's have a party! We'll throw our hands up. (After eating them…I guess one finger at a time, just like that old motivational poster said.)
	9:22am The Ramen Guy🍜: 👽👽👽👽please come and take me off this planet.
	9:22am nathan: i admire your strength, yeti!
	9:22am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): This beats the hell out of reading about microservice architectures.
	9:23am StuBot: The Kansas Styx mashup was trash- just because you can doesn't mean you should.
	9:23am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Also, I will admit that I absolutely love Foghat Live.
	9:23am trailrunnah: EXcruciatiNG
	9:23am YETI BOB: StuBot: I'm so over mashups. But it seems some people still love 'em
	9:23am StuBot: this is better but not a lot
	🚽 9:23am AnAnonymousParty: Ken's got an audio blender and he's makin' Rock-n-Roll smoothies!
	9:23am Androu B.: I'll gladly follow The Ramen Guy's lead (as long as there's no invasive probing involved).
	9:23am steveo: you say that like trash is bad or something
	9:23am ackthpfft: All Styx is trash. It makes me want to ram sewing needles into both ears.
	9:23am (Murakami Whywolf))): dday: In Austin, people believe in such things just to make fun of them _harder_.
	9:24am Bill: Is Ken a pretty-cool-boomer, or an extra-cranky-Xer?
	9:24am FↈFↈ (: Song challenge! We can all agree is Foghat's Slow Ride. But what is/are the other song(s) ?
	9:24am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): Good Rats!!
	🚽 9:24am The Butterman: Yo, Hyperdose! Even One Nation Under a Groove by P-Funk has a banjo playin muthaplucker in it.
	9:24am StuBot: Garbage is another story, trash is different, perhaps that mashup was Garbage, but not good enough for Garbage Time.
	9:25am trailrunnah: Trash-ups?
	9:25am Androu B.: @FↈFↈ It's Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge".
	9:25am FↈFↈ (: Ramen Guy, The price from taking people off this planet also increased. Sorry to inform.
	9:25am StuBot: YES! TRASH UPS!!!!
	9:27am trailrunnah: 🤪
	9:27am clownheart: love trash-ups. best one i've had the mispleasure of hearing on here was the hour long smashmouth mashup block 😂
	9:27am dale: like the good rats. advertisement in the voice is gorgeous.
	9:27am (((Murakami Whywolf): Sounds like a great way to get the monkey-pox, though playing with three hundred persons of any gender would do.
	🚽 9:28am Handy Haversack: Greetings from stormy western Michigan, Ken and all the Freed Forms!
	9:28am Androu B.: Are any of the Good Rats still with us?
	9:28am steveo: ahoy, Handy
	9:29am trailrunnah: @clownheart… that’s endurance.
	🚽 9:29am Handy Haversack: And hail, O Egg! And O steveo!
	9:29am FↈFↈ (: I was one of them 300 boys. And no one gave me cookies nor toys. Nor a word, a smile...An hour of happiness. But no. no . next, next!
	9:29am Cat Stacker: 300 Boys is . . . high strangeness
	9:29am dale: i thought they were from long island.
	9:29am (Murakami Whywolf))): Who did that great mash-up of what sounded like a Western saloon piano with Slim Shady?
	9:29am neil quarantino: I remember seeing the good rats at the Scandia Spa
	9:30am dale: yeah, not jersey. long island. i think peppi is the only one who has passed on.
	9:30am Stanley: I see the Egg and Satan are a 'thing' now.
	9:31am FↈFↈ (: Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese, Milk and Egg!
	9:31am clownheart: which came first?
	9:32am trailrunnah: I saw Kansas this past weekend.. the band, that is..
	9:32am Andy Fuchs: Sorry Ken; the Good Rats were Long Island based.
	9:32am clownheart: styx and kansas, two wrongs make a right ?
	9:32am FↈFↈ (: sorry to hear, trailrunnah.
	9:32am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I like Styx and Kansas. Sorry, not sorry.
	9:33am (Murakami Whywolf))): The Kansas vote means they'll enact a federal ban as soon as they can. We'll try to make that 'never', but.
	9:33am trailrunnah: …dust in the wind
	9:33am Pax: Remember Ken, it's Acker Bilk. Not Ocker
	9:33am Androu B.: Incidentally, this past Sunday's show at Readington starring Kansas had a sadly low turnout.
	9:33am YETI BOB: Kansas were actually a pretty good band, they rocked out. Once you get away from "Dust in the Wind". I'm not a fan of Styx though.
	9:34am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	9:34am steveo: paradise theater was a masterwork when I was 11
	9:35am StuBot: Love Kansas. Leftoverture. Point of Know Retur. Greatness. Hey since when does Ken have a lisp? Is this a result of the pandemic???
	9:35am trailrunnah: I with steveo.. I had the cassette
	9:35am YETI BOB: wow, Kansas are still touring. 50 years.
	9:36am clownheart: funny you mention hot air balloon accidents, because actually.....
	🚽 9:36am Ken From Hyde Park: I presume checking on the boiler is part of the routine?
	9:36am ackthpfft: Punk soft-porn bagpipes, please.
	9:36am FↈFↈ (: Soft punk
	9:36am Androu B.: And now that Styx has been brought up, isn't it about time for our customary prog joke of the week?
	9:36am broseph: bagpipe porn
	9:36am FↈFↈ (: Pornpipes
	9:36am (((Murakami Whywolf): Andy Fuchs: Having spent sixteen nearly continuous years in Nasau County and heard a lot about New Jersey, I'd say they're pretty hard to tell apart.
	9:36am clownheart: softcore punk, please
	9:36am Steven: Bags of pipes
	9:36am NotARealDoctor: bagpipes please
	9:36am Edgar from Maine: bagpipe punk
	9:37am (Murakami Whywolf))): Porn-pipes.
	9:37am JamieT: BAGpipes!!!
	9:37am The Ramen Guy🍜: SOFT PORN.
	9:37am unpopularfred: those three choices all go together in my mind
	9:37am Andy: Bagpipes
	9:37am (Murakami Whywolf))): Soft-pore corn!
	9:37am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I have a recording of bagpipes doing Philip Glass. Is that punk?
	9:37am Pox: Bagpipes! Bagpipes!
	9:37am YETI BOB: Bagporn
	9:37am Cat Stacker: This is bad for the high blood pressure man
	9:37am The Ramen Guy🍜: SOFT PORN. I need my mood uplifted
	9:38am Asheville Jon: bagpipes FTW
	9:38am mndave: Boy do I not want bagpipes.
	9:38am (Murakami Whywolf))): Ceci n'est pas une pipe.
	9:38am Michele with One "L": HEY KEN!! BIG NEWS. They are remaking Road House and Jake Gyllenhall is playing the lead. THOUGHTS??!!!
	9:38am ackthpfft: Bagged Stipe porn
	9:38am YETI BOB: Where's Handy??
	9:38am A Bee: SOFT PORN
	9:38am SamTheRam: Cream Corn
	🚽 9:38am NotARealDoctor: BAGPIPES!!!
	9:38am Androu B.: DROPKICK MURPHYS, PLEASE!!!
	9:38am clownheart: saying bagpipes is fun and games until the bagpipes actually come on 😂
	9:38am mndave: OK, bagpipes in an odd time signature, I've changed my mind
	9:39am nathan: softcore prog
	9:39am Pox: These are even better than the bagpipes I was voting for.
	9:39am steveo: uncountable softcore prog pipes
	9:40am unpopularfred: yeah, if the Murphys have a soft porn song we all win
	9:40am Pax: Ocker says, Right Kan!
	9:40am YETI BOB: Trad Attack! are cool
	9:41am (Murakami Whywolf))): Androu B. : Suing some Nazis isn't drop-kicking them, but it's actually helped in the past, so good on 'em.
	9:42am Stevel: Pipe it!!
	9:42am FↈFↈ (: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A bagpiper.
	9:42am (((Murakami Whywolf): Anyone ever mashed-up with an Andrea True song? (Don't ever say I never gave you a straight-line.)
	9:43am FↈFↈ (: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you chop up a bagpipe.
	9:43am SamTheRam: The Pipers blow the Peppers of the stage
	9:43am Andy: This IS rock'n'roll!
	9:43am FↈFↈ (: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? Someone is blowing into it.
	🚽 9:44am DjLorraine: The Ramen Guy i hope something good comes your way
	9:45am steveo: around here we call that microtonal, foaf
	9:45am Edgar from Maine: Uilian pipes are always in tune.
	🚽 9:46am HyperDose: Thank you for that valuable info, MicheLe. Jake Gyllenhall is zaddy 😩
	9:47am Androu B.: @ Edgar from Maine - Exactly the reason I prefer them over bagpipes.
	9:47am YETI BOB: Bagpipes are in equal temperment, not just intonation, so they won't match with piano and guitar. And the highest note is tuned just a wee bit flat, so it stands out against the drone - otherwise it's not really audible
	🚽 9:47am -жеи: MicheLe are you f'in serious?! NO!!!! He has to be played by Ryan Gosling. Nobody else can play DALTON. JAYSUSS
	9:48am clownheart: good one bob, everyone knows they don't tune bagpipes...
	9:48am ackthpfft: "A Jake Gyllenhall Christmas"... not feeling it.
	9:48am PuraVida: Robert Randolph, discovered playing pedal steel in a church in Orange NJ
	9:48am chresti: Morning Kenmore and gathering!
	🚽 9:49am HyperDose: Gonna watch that new Ryan Gosling flick today after the first two episodes of S2 of Reservation Dogs (FX show, Taikia Watiti, highly recommend)
	9:49am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I'd like to hear Robert Randolph do an album with Junior Brown.
	🚽 9:49am -жеи: Wow I am learning so much from the chatboard this morning.
	9:50am clownheart: I love Ryan Gosling, I wish he was real
	9:50am dale: god, no tedeschi trucks band please.
	🚽 9:51am HyperDose: Was he real in Lars and the Real Girl?
	9:51am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I don't know who Ryan Gosling is.
	9:52am FↈFↈ (: Yes, Ken. Keep going with them pipes. We LOVE them. In fact, why don't you play the entire programme of last saturday's Scottish Pipe Band Championships at Levengrove Park in Dumbarton ??? Go on !
	9:54am Androu B.: Ryan Gosling sounds like a character on DuckTales or Darkwing Duck.
	🚽 9:54am The Butterman: Someone take a hatchet to the Randolph’s amp cable quick, whew! Thanks.
	9:54am unpopularfred: @ YETI BOB: it's actually the opposite, bagpipes use just intonation, pianos use equal temperament. but point well made all the same
	9:54am Rachel Bo Bachel: Hi Ken just dropping by to say hope you’re well! On my way to a Bris. Enjoying the music in the meantime :)
	9:55am FↈFↈ (: WoodsOfNH Ryan Gosling is the actor behind the Talking Egg.
	9:55am WoodsOfNH (now Maine): I always wondered about the talking egg.
	9:56am chresti: Why is there a link to “this morning” in your comment, Ken?
	9:56am Cat Stacker: . . . meanwhile pipe organ is totally neglected
	9:56am dale: not enough mr. candy man played on this frequency.
	9:58am roc: If you mention a time the iphone makes a calendar link
	🚽 9:58am Webhamster Henry: Hi Wednesday Morning people! Sammy is a good singalong!
	🚽 9:59am Webhamster Henry: I'd follow this with "More (theme from Mondo Cane)" but this is Ken's show.
	9:59am chresti: Remember- Sammy Davis jr. did NOT drink pee
	🚽 10:01am HyperDose: Show us how to make that sausage, Ken!
	10:01am Tinley Park Randy: Turrets is so cool.
	10:02am clownheart: When are we getting the sleep-time soothing tourettes noises album, Ken?
	10:03am Cat Stacker: the Aphex Exciter is a great way to improve, broaden, fatten and deepen your sound, man
	10:04am McGroovey: Danelectro sitar Vinnie Bell actually worked for Danelectro and helped them design instruments.
	10:05am broseph: oh no they'll make it good
	10:05am mike east: Vincent bell invented the electric sitar (I believe) I have one about 15 ft from my desk at work. Coral belzouki Vincent bell electric sitar. Awesome instrument. Also have a danelectro at home
	10:05am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: I could not hear the Black Sabbath in War Pigs. Also: Styx rules. I don't care if they are prog or not.
	🚽 10:06am HyperDose: Nightcrawler is SO GOOD
	10:06am queems: he's a psychopath with the face of a pound puppy
	10:06am Dictater: I used to Fuck guys like you in prison.
	10:06am The Oscar: At this point I guess we should count our blessings it's not Ryan Reynolds.
	10:06am clownheart: a good contender for the perfect bad movie is 1995's "Hackers"
	🚽 10:07am The Butterman: Actors are ridiculous. Almost all of them.
	🚽 10:07am HyperDose: @clownheart The cult sequel Takedown is equally as entertaining
	10:07am morphe': I remember when I vfirst learned about Tourettes [sp?] I was working in Barnes & Noble (1980ish) and a guy was letting loose and I went to ask him to leave and he very coherently explained.. I subsequently did a bunch of research .. Great doc on Tourettes made by a guy with Tourettes (4 case studies0 "TWITCH AND SHOUT" only he could get away with that title...
	10:07am Sam: Ken why don’t YOU play the bad guy!
	10:08am PuraVida: Ken- from Robert Randolph's bio: Many musicians claim that they “grew up in the church,” but for Robert Randolph that is literally the case. The renowned pedal steel guitarist, vocalist and songwriter led such a cloistered childhood and adolescence that he heard no secular music while growing up. If it wasn’t being played inside of the House of God Church in Orange, New Jersey—quite often by Robert and members of his own family, who upheld a long but little known gospel music tradition called sacred steel—Randolph simply didn’t know it existed.
	10:08am Listener Jonny in South Central... (Ohio): When TF has Kanasas ever led the way in protecting rights of anyone?
	10:09am steveo: i feel like there's a farrah fawcet joke in here some where but i'm not going to touch it
	10:10am Sam: I tripped and fell the other day when I was running because my tubes were untied.
	10:10am Androu B.: Everyone debating about the Perfect Bad Movie, yet no mention of "The Last Action Hero".
	10:10am clownheart: @HyperDose Takedown? Not sure I've ever heard of it, what year is it? Google's polluted with a movie of similar name from this year...
	10:10am FↈFↈ (: Penis Little Faucer That band's name is up for grabs.
	10:11am clownheart: Oscar makes a good point though.... Anything but Ryan Reynolds. (Or Chris Pratt)
	🚽 10:11am David (in London): Q: What's the difference between vasectomies and bagpipes? A: People undergo vasectomies willingly. Afternoon groovers. Tip o' the hat to Station Manager Ken.
	🚽 10:11am HyperDose: Based on the true story of Kevin Mitnick and how they caught him using an IMSI catcher: www.imdb.com...
	10:11am McGroovey: Did you hear about about how Lee Majors became importent? He lost his Farrah faucet.
	10:11am Dean: Is a reverse vasectomy the opposite of a vasectomy? It assures impregnation?
	🚽 10:11am The Butterman: Are we allowed to cum up with any vasectomy jokes and post them here? Asking for a friend.
	10:11am Aaron in Minneapolis: Hey friends, nice to see you all, I had to share this with ken and ken fans alike www.salon.com...
	10:12am McGroovey: @The Butterman Yes, please.
	🚽 10:13am -жеи: @Butterman, only reversible vasectomy jokes please. Thanks
	10:13am Aaron in Minneapolis: Ken can you nuke the repeat comment when you have a chance? thank you
	🚽 10:13am David (in London): Aaron, nice link. It's never not funny.
	10:13am Pax: C'mon, Mickey Groovey only human. Man!
	10:13am Androu B.: Greets, David! Hi, Aaron!
	10:14am clownheart: Oh, you really did mean sequel! I thought you meant spiritually 😂 Gotta watch this soon, thanks for the rec. Hope it can compete with the absurd fashion of the original
	🚽 10:14am David (in London): Wotcha Androu!
	10:14am Dean: What's long and hard but absent any seamen? The U.S.S. Vasectomy. My bad. That's a vasectomy joke. Here's a reverse vasectomy joke: What's the U.S.S. Vasectomy? A long and hard thing without any seamen.
	10:14am Bernardo: Is it poetry time yet?
	10:15am McGroovey: It's always poetry time. It's never too late for art. Or too early.
	🚽 10:15am -жеи: Oh, Ken's Poetry Corner is coming, doncha worry 'bout that none
	🚽 10:16am David (in London): I heard that the U.S.S. Vasectomy had fallen victim to defence cuts.
	10:16am FↈFↈ (: Oh, look people! It's the Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the Stoke Newington Empire! Sir David In London. Everybody clap!
	10:17am Dean: That's correct, David (in London). It's in dry-dock.
	10:17am Sam: It makes perfect sense to get a reverse vasectomy once your wife hits menopause and can’t get pregnant anymore anyway.
	🚽 10:17am HyperDose: @clownheart Christopher McDonald, Ethan Suplee, Amanda Peet, and Master P. Casting magic like that could only happen in the early 2000s
	10:17am Sam: Or if you turn gay later in life
	10:18am Ochre Ogre: Mornin Ken!
	10:18am morphe': Thinking of SF's ClubFoot Orchestra..
	🚽 10:18am The Butterman: Dracula consulted his urologist because he didn’t want a baby. The urologist discussed the various options informing Vlad that they can do a regular or a reversible vasectomy procedure. Vlad not having done much research into the operation says, “Doc, vat is vas deferens?”
	🚽 10:18am David (in London): FoFo, again, such formality! Please mention also my Order of the Garter, and my WordPerfect 5.1 typing certificate.
	10:19am morphe': Perhaps was Club Foot Orchestra
	🚽 10:20am HyperDose: @Butterman That was a solid 8.5/10 sticks 🧈
	10:21am clownheart: @HyperDose That is magic casting. But the magic of Hackers is just how absurdly 90s the fashion is ! That stuff's making a comeback too, the whole movie looks like a 2022 Balenciaga lookbook 😂
	10:21am morphe': Off to bring food to an old friend in the seniors' psych ward in Amsterdam and prepare him for a good move to a more ok assisted living situation ... Bringing the Pixie Dust along with the Harring Broodjes.. Thanks Ken and all ...
	🚽 10:21am The Butterman: Thanks hyper! My first joke.
	10:22am Picante Mint: Good morning.
	10:23am FↈFↈ (: Oh, David! that reminds me I need to renew my WFMU's Comment Board Poster certificate. Somehow I'm still allowed to post here in the chatboard!
	10:24am Sam: Joseph had a vasectomy. But the power of the Holy Spirit miraculously reversed it leading to the immaculate conception. And behold, a child is born of a vasectomied man in Bethlehem! Hallelujah!
	10:24am roc: I had a bad date to see hackers once a life time ago. Movie helped me get over it
	🚽 10:24am -жеи: I'd rather have a gecko in front of me than to get a vasectomy
	10:24am Dean: Not a joke, but a reverse vasectomy is called a vasoplasty. (The pedant in me wants to correct ^Sam's reference to immaculate conception.)
	🚽 10:25am PaulRobeson1922: Giff below baby playing tennis is a real Winner
	🚽 10:26am -жеи: Dean, that is hilarious!!
	10:26am broseph: A man went to the doctor to get a reversible vasectomy. The doctor says, "this is a procedure that is really only for those who are sexually active." "You take that back!" he replied.
	10:26am Picante Mint: I wish I could star the Futoshi track. That was lovely.
	10:27am (Murakami Whywolf))): Aaron in Minneapolis: Thank-you very much, Aaron, for that. One thing on which the article does not touch is the breathiness of the saxophone playing in the original and additional overtones making the notes sound less pure, as opposed to (say) the very 'cool' sound of a lot of jazz, though that's often relieved sometimes by breathier bits. It makes the piece extremely human, something taking place in a very imperfect world. It's a sound on the other end of the spectrum from the synthesised saxophones David Bowie used on "Suffragette City".
	🚽 10:27am David (in London): Ken, I have sent a Bibron's gecko to you via FedEx just now.
	🚽 10:27am Handy Haversack: Gotta go do stuff preparatory to getting even farther out of town. Thanks for the sounds, Ken. Stay freed, O forms! That means you, David, FↈFↈ, Androu, y todos!
	🚽 10:27am David (in London): Should it be intercepted at customs, I will ask FoFo to smuggle it through in his underwear.
	🚽 10:27am HyperDose: Best wishes for your friend and their new beginning, Morphe. Very nice of you to help them transition.
	🚽 10:28am David (in London): Handles! Adieu!
	🚽 10:28am Krys O.: Soothing modem sounds....
	10:29am FↈFↈ (: Te cuidas, Handy!
	10:30am YETI BOB: unpopularfred@9:54 - thanks for the correction, I knew that! I blame the covid brain-fog for mixing it up ;-)
	10:30am FↈFↈ (: David, Depends on the gecko size. I can smuggle up to three badgermin units in my underwear.
	10:31am Sam: I went to the doctor and said “I want a vasoplasty!” He looked at me weird, shrugged his shoulders and said “Right this way” then brought me to the psychiatric ward. “This guy is talking gibberish!”
	10:32am Photoline: Collie flour
	10:32am YETI BOB: I was at my urologist the other day. He told me "You have to stop masturbating!" I asked "Why?" - "I'm trying to examine you!"
	🚽 10:33am PaulRobeson1922: After hearing the unborn song on Dave The Spazz’s show i’m just not sure anymore. When does life begin the beguine?
	🚽 10:33am David (in London): Count Yeti Bob, nicely done!
	🚽 10:35am PaulRobeson1922: @Yeti: LOL jezus
	10:36am (Murakami Whywolf))): Bizarro Superman want vasectomy to become fertile again.
	🚽 10:36am PaulRobeson1922: Let the babies listen to WFMU!!!!
	10:37am steveo: keep changing the title, Ken, I'll keep clickying
	🚽 10:39am HyperDose: Roadhouse, more like roundhouse am I right 🤣
	10:39am (((Murakami Whywolf): Remember, every foetus we let come to term might grow-up to become the person who finally destroys this sorry world. Hope!
	10:40am FↈFↈ (: That reminds me of the old Scots sayin' 'Bagpipes don't hurt'.
	10:40am (Murakami Whywolf))): Screw it, I want a Verse Vasectomy.
	10:40am Bernardo: Wie gehts Deutschland?!!?! Ja ja ja Was ist dein Beruf??
	10:40am Androu B.: @Aaron re: link @10:11 Recently, I was lucky enough to come across and purchase a vinyl copy of the original recording of Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax" at an estate sale.
	🚽 10:41am David (in London): FoFo, when used properly, not LIKE THAT.
	10:41am clownheart: That Maraudeur song was a good play Ken, that's going in a couple playlists 😏
	10:41am Bernardo: A friend told me to get a secret vasectomy before my wife made me have kids….looking back it wasn’t the worst idea.
	10:42am Megaroni: Taking our turn with Sir Ken:)
	10:44am Dean: Monty Python famously and hilariously made fun of the wacko notion that "Every sperm is sacred." However, due to a typo the premise of the joke was mistaken. "Every sperm is scared."
	10:44am Picante Mint: @Hyperdose are you excited for the Road House reboot?
	10:44am steveo: one of my favorite things is watching the empty table row appear, as if by magic,
	10:45am Bernardo: @Dean every sperm is scared too…I’m still petrified 😂
	10:45am Dean: Petrified, Bernardo? Why, you're hard as a rock.
	10:46am FↈFↈ (: Fake ending!
	10:46am Bernardo: Haha good one Dean
	10:46am Sam: A curse word?
	10:47am Picante Mint: Enjoyed the show so far but I gotta go watch Alex Jones be cross examined in court.
	10:47am FↈFↈ (: You pressed the dump buttom
	10:47am Nick S.: You pulled down the wrong fader
	10:47am broseph: it went to silence b/c thats how the song goes
	10:47am Sam: Or do they mention a rival radio station?
	10:47am steveo: i will guess that you cued the next song and then turned down the wrong knob, but that is probably wwrong because it's so boring
	10:47am Bernardo: You’re moving all the transmitters and the studios and the building and all the free portajons????!!
	🚽 10:47am PaulRobeson1922: ? Silence is the grooviest sound. There is more silence inside each of us than anything else
	10:47am JetBoy of Brooklyn: Use of the word “pissed”?
	10:48am Bernardo: I win
	10:48am welcome to the mpxv: you got a software update notification
	10:48am Dean: My wife and I went to the doctor for advice about how best to avoid having children. The doctor made a number of suggestions, ranging from risky to 100% effective. We opted for the latter, and so he gave the UPS guy a vasectormy.
	10:48am castor: It was playing from your phone and then you got a message
	10:48am Sam: Woody Allen did an every sperm is scared bit.
	🚽 10:48am David (in London): Was it because Poly Styrene snuck in and turned it off in a fit of jealous rage?
	10:49am Bernardo: the diarrhea lady came into the studio looking for the LSD Find Me people and bumped the needle off the record
	10:49am FↈFↈ (: Oh, i know the answer: You muted the bagpipe bit of the song.
	10:50am welcome to the mpxv: you set an alarm to remind you to stay hydrated every hour and it keeps going off and you still won’t drink water.
	🚽 10:51am PaulRobeson1922: Freeriders!!!
	10:51am Androu B.: @-жеи It's "El baño es ocultádo."
	10:51am steveo: can it be people that live in my house and that I force to listen?
	10:52am Sam: Anyone who gets their reverse vasectomy paid for by the government is a freeloader
	10:52am Rich from Wading River: Something the dog did
	🚽 10:52am PaulRobeson1922: So, when does life begin? When you make that 1st pledge towards something good ? … Or at conception?
	🚽 10:53am The Butterman: Sam! Awesome!
	10:53am Sam: Life begins at vasectomy
	10:53am Dean: Thumbs up, Sam. Good joke. Life begins when the kids move out of the house.
	10:53am Dean: Better, good jokes, plural!
	10:54am Sam: Thanks Dean! I like your UPS joke!
	🚽 10:54am Webhamster Henry: It's the Sheena jungle set.
	10:54am Dean: Trans-exclusionary, isn't this?
	10:55am yippie: YES ruth wallis is cute as hell
	🚽 10:55am HyperDose: When he's a 10, but he can't make them toes curl 😩
	🚽 10:55am PaulRobeson1922: “But does he make your toes curl?”
	10:55am queems: simmer down ruth
	10:55am Blix: Predecessor to Josie Cotton's "Johnny Are You Queer?"
	10:56am welcome to the mpxv: This sounds like a win/win, Ruth
	10:56am yippie: she knows how to get super saucy
	🚽 10:57am David (in London): Eleanor Party Girl is surely lurking somewhere in the background during this set.
	🚽 10:58am HyperDose: I'm cautiously excited about it, Picante Mint
	10:58am N'Lo: Wow what a moment this Pony Russell is!
	10:59am (Murakami Whywolf))): I'm a little confused: would she'd have been cool with all that 'girly' other stuff if he'd only fucked her sometimes?
	10:59am N'Lo: *Sherrell
	10:59am FↈFↈ (: I thought reverse vasectomy is when the penis asks the doctor to cut off his human.
	🚽 11:00am PaulRobeson1922: Babies deserve every chance to hear FMU
	🚽 11:00am PigeonsAndRust: No goat screams??
	11:00am Dean: It's when the patient severs the doctor's vasa deferentia.
	11:01am queems: oh no
	11:02am (Murakami Whywolf))): I was thinking it's when your testicles grab a scalpel and cut some doctor's wrists.
	11:02am ej: 2
	🚽 11:03am -жеи: @castor do you want the tickets? You came pretty close
	11:03am Androu B.: Julie played an awesome cover version of this yesterday by Noir on her Dark Night of the Soul show.
	11:04am welcome to the mpxv: you were playing it thru your phone and someone called you
	🚽 11:04am David (in London): Julie ('the Guv'nor') is awesome 24/7.
	🚽 11:05am DjLorraine: Aaron in Minneapolis can you have someone delete my most unnecessary commments in the past?
	🚽 11:05am AnAnonymousParty: Later .. after the drugs kicked in ...
	11:06am sphere: Ken, what did you think about the new Thor movie and its goats? And hello.
	11:07am Andres: Garbagetime?
	🚽 11:07am -жеи: @sphere I cant wait to see it! I heard about the goats
	11:07am castↈr (: Yes, Ken. I want the tickets. Im the castor
	🚽 11:07am AnAnonymousParty: Nothing grows roses quite kike shit, one supposes.
	11:07am welcome to the mpxv: hey, this guys not from new york. There’s poo and pee on that snow
	🚽 11:07am -жеи: castor, email me at ken at wfmu dot org
	11:08am YETI BOB: this Ringo Angel seems like a real gentleman (not) www.discogs.com...
	11:08am UK steve: Why are the lyrics “bungalow ranch style “ so goddam evocative to me… Love that Roxy track
	11:08am Androu B.: Is Matt Warwick in the studio with you right now, -жеи?
	🚽 11:08am Rich in Washington: THIS Ringo is my favorite Beatle.
	11:08am welcome to the mpxv: whoa nellie
	🚽 11:09am DjLorraine: Nobody puts Ken's poetry in the corner
	11:10am (Murakami Whywolf))): sphere: What, the movie has Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr in it, pulling Thor's chariot? Does it have Loki's son Sleipnir in it as well?
	🚽 11:10am Ken From Hyde Park: I see there's a showing of Prince's Sign O' The Times playing this Friday in Catskill, NY - www.upstatefilms.org... Live music before the movie plays. 💜
	🚽 11:10am The Butterman: Unfortunately I now find myself in an IHOP with wife and child ( unfortunately in the ihop, not unfortunate that I’m with my family, although there’s vasectomy joke potential here too) and can’t listen. I’m looking around for Vasectomy joke inspiration.
	11:10am castor: @Ken, I’m happy for my accomplishment but I don’t think I would actually make it to this festival. Give it to the runner up!
	🚽 11:10am AnAnonymousParty: Sounds like somebody is getting a new roof.
	🚽 11:10am PigeonsAndRust: Did I miss the McGroovey joke of the day? My phone keeps ringing and interrupting things
	11:11am Runner Up: Thanks, castor. Very nice of you.
	11:11am Androu B.: Is that one of those Bad Lip Reading memes, or is that actual dialogue from the movie?
	🚽 11:12am AnAnonymousParty: Bad lip reading IS the actual dialog of that movie.
	🚽 11:13am Krys O.: Classique!
	11:13am FↈFↈ (: Now we are entering Kate Tempest territory and I'm afraid.
	🚽 11:13am PigeonsAndRust: @Butterman The joke is that you're sitting in air-conditioned vasectomy inspiration!
	11:14am (Murakami Whywolf))): To Whom It May Concern: Tell me lies about Vietnam: www.google.com...
	🚽 11:14am David (in London): 21p for the Tube! Bloody Hell.
	🚽 11:15am David (in London): Cockney translator: Berk = The C Word.
	11:16am unpopularfred: "Godzilla stopped and thought" is now my favorite line of poetry
	11:16am Bernardo: Are these people really laughing at these scary dystopian poems?
	🚽 11:16am Krys O.: Cue the screaming goats!
	11:16am Stanley: Here he comes now
	11:17am YETI BOB: Thanks for the John Cooper Clarke. I was just thinking about this guy the other day.
	🚽 11:18am -жеи: @Bernardo, I was thinking the same...
	11:18am yippie: i hope you guys go to rando bakery in atlantic city to buy some bread, then check out kid rock's guitar player's guitar in the hard rock casino
	🚽 11:18am David (in London): I once had the pleasure of going shopping with John Cooper Clarke. He bought a pair of shocking pink drainpipe trousers.
	11:18am Lixiviated Life: Oh, Hi Kinny Sorry I’m late. What did I miss? Tell me EVERYTHING
	11:19am βrian: Laughing, with a toothy smile that caries the day?
	11:19am yippie: theres still at least one abandoned synagogue in atlantic city they havent knocked down yet
	11:20am Stanley: David - I had the honour of having a pint of lager with him back in the day.
	🚽 11:22am David (in London): Stanley, excellent. I bought him a cream bun. What did he drink? Boddington's?
	11:25am FↈFↈ (: I'm trying to remember if I ever went shopping/had a drink with a rockstar celebrity. Just give me some minutes please.
	11:26am Stanley: David - pint of Stella, I think. We talked about 'up north' v 'darn sarf'. We were at my college in Wolverhampton before he went on stage.
	🚽 11:27am David (in London): FoFo, you had that night out with the Party Girls, but perhaps we shouldn't speak of that in polite company.
	11:27am Doobois: Just now seeing the embryo GIF up above and man if I ain't laffing aloud! Well done, promo team.
	11:28am Picante Mint: Love me some Boom Bip. Odd fella there.
	11:28am FↈFↈ (: I made a list of all the people I have gone with for shopping/drinking. Now I'm gonna check one by one against wikipedia and see if one is now famous. Hold on.
	11:29am Picante Mint: Just looked down and realized I'm wearing my WFMU volcano t-shirt. Surprisingly I have not stained it yet!
	11:29am unpopularfred: I love the stunt double going through the window who's at least 50 pounds lighter than the guy getting kicked
	🚽 11:29am -жеи: That WFMU-wishing embryo was a WFMU Billboard idea by Andy Breckman's son Josh. How I wish we woulda done it....
	11:29am queems: there's still time
	11:30am Picante Mint: I need to revisit Boom Bip and Doseone's album Circle.
	11:30am Doobois: Then well done, Josh! That will carry me for most of the day.
	11:30am Androu B.: Every time I keep hearing the chorus of that Tricky & Oh Boland tune, it sounds like a sample out of a Raga/Bollywood tune.
	11:31am YETI BOB: I keep coming across references to "A Rebours" (Against Nature) by J.K. Huysmans. And John Cooper Clarke says it's his favorite book. www.independent.co.uk... Has anyone here read it? I should probably get a copy
	11:31am Marie: Hey Ken, hey All! I got my swag box yesterday--what a treat, lovely to behold, perfectly packed and full of great t-shirts and music. WFMU!!!!!
	11:31am YETI BOB: BIBLE LAUNCHER, YEAH
	11:33am Sam: -Do you make this request of your own free will? -Yes. -Did you just answer yes of your own free will? -No.
	11:33am Marie: "Pain don't hurt"--love all the Roadhouse gifs, Ken! Hilarious.
	🚽 11:33am The Butterman: Don’t mess with a man’s corn weenie! It’s not right.
	11:33am Dean: Christian metal band Slayer in fact launched Bibles into the crowd during their shows. Edgy, isn't it?
	11:34am McGroovey: Gosh. What superman spent time making all these Patrick Swayze gifs?
	11:34am Sam: Not only does pain hurt like hell, lots of other things hurt too.
	11:34am timinoak: I love you WFMU.
	11:34am FↈFↈ (: Lady D!
	🚽 11:34am HyperDose: Don't see our dear Handy anywhere, so let me be the one to wish you a HAPPY SWAGVENT, Marie!
	11:35am YETI BOB: Dean: You could really hurt someone doing that
	11:35am McGroovey: That's supposed to be superfan, not Superman
	🚽 11:35am Handy Haversack: Happy SWAGVENT! And adieu, all. Packing to head to the farm, dodging storms, shopping in superstores. America!
	11:35am Bernardo: There’s my girl!!!! 👏 👏
	11:36am Dean: But pain doesn't hurt, and bruises inflicted by flying books are insignia of honor.
	11:36am steveo: you know what makes me cringe every time? "Broadway Street"
	11:36am Sam: Is this the lady who lost the dog?
	11:36am FↈFↈ (: Vaya con Dios, Handy!
	🚽 11:36am HyperDose: Ah there's our guy
	11:36am Bernardo: Could be Superman Mcgroovy - GIFs are hard
	11:37am BillyLundun: REMEMBER YOU NEED THE SKIPPER PIN!
	11:37am Marie: Thank you Hyper--it really was a pleasure to open it up--like an Fmu-mas. Hey Handy! @Dean--I love that they shot out bibles into the crowd--must have been mini ones, right?
	11:37am FↈFↈ (: " I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is "diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels."
	🚽 11:37am Vivian: If you have a skipper pen, why buy another one? Sounds like a scam to me..
	11:37am Feldy: I think the subtext is that physical pain doesn't hurt because of the crushing realization that all of these idiots exist at the same time
	11:37am BillyLundun: I know some of you tried to sneak in last time without skipper pinsm, I'm not naming names...
	🚽 11:38am AnAnonymousParty: Is anyone as old as me and remembers having 'party line phones' (not what you think) and would have to hear crap like this when all you wanted to do was call your friend to come over and play?
	11:38am queems: whatever that is
	11:38am Joe Mulligan 🦀: Attn. whatever that is
	11:38am steveo: solid gold, fofo
	11:38am Dean: IIRC, they were paperback Bibles. Their guitarist, Ozzy, used to visit our apartment. He gave us tickets to one of their shows in LA. I did not obtain a Bible.
	11:38am Sam: When’s she gonna have the freakin’ diarrhea???!!!?!
	11:38am Androu B.: ¡Señor Handy adentro la casa! ¡Hola, Handy!
	11:38am Bernardo: Hahaha. Attn ! Attn!
	11:39am BillyLundun: We had a party line at my grandparents cottage I think we had to wait for 5 rings?
	11:39am Stanley: AAP - yup.
	11:39am FↈFↈ (: that was from a fella named Adam Burke on Twitter, steveo.
	11:39am Carmichael: Hi Kenneth and Wednesday snarkers. I would rather hear Tedeschi/Trucks than see Swayze.
	11:39am steveo: 👍
	🚽 11:40am David (in London): Yeti Bob, it's a proto-Surrealist hoot. Immortalised as the book that Lord Henry Wotton gives to Dorian Gray in 'The Picture of Dorian Gray'.
	11:40am FↈFↈ (: Androu B, Señor Handy salio de la casa y se dirige a una granja.
	11:40am Bernardo: Scholars once knew what attn was but it has been lost. We may never know
	🚽 11:40am AnAnonymousParty: For a written transcript of today's episode of 'Dorothy and Mildred', just send a $1.98 to "What was that about?"
	11:40am Hubig Pie: If you wuz on a party line , you got to hear what everyone in your neighborhood got for christmas
	11:41am steveo: is it his grampa's granja?
	11:42am Dean: Ken's laughter just then: Jim Backus.
	🚽 11:42am David (in London): It was a dark time in British Whimpy bars. All you could do was laugh. Eh Stanley?
	11:43am Erin: David Wallace is on line 2
	11:43am Androu B.: Howdy, Hubig!
	11:43am Dean: It's Wimpy Bar, isn't it? A company founded in the USA, surprisingly. I went to a Wimpy Bar in '76. The burger was dressed with a relishy substance. A Bang and a Whimpy seems to be a play on T.S. Eliot.
	11:44am Bernardo: Me
	11:44am YETI BOB: David (in London): There are an awful lot of different translations. I just ordered the Baldick.
	11:45am Sam: Aw that’s so lame Ken. That’s why should remember shit yourself.
	11:45am Droog: I'll take em!
	11:45am Sam: Did your plane teeter on the runway?
	11:45am adampsyche: what are you taylor swift taking a ten minute flight
	11:45am YETI BOB: Sam: DJing from your phone is pretty lame too
	11:46am steveo: that's a 4-hour walk
	11:46am greyzone: I’d love to go to frantic city
	11:46am Lixiviated Life: It’s your bad attitude Mr
	11:46am Sam: Ken sets off the bad karma detector
	11:46am queems: listen newark airport gave me my 8am vodka cranberry in a coffee cup to go so i'll never talk shit about it again
	11:46am Marie: it's the beard
	11:46am FↈFↈ (: It's the laptop bag and the stoned face combo, Ken.
	11:47am unpopularfred: it wasn't the jokes about leftover marathon money going towards jihad?
	11:47am yippie: i second that beardmotion
	11:47am Wild Neil\|\|Peace All: My grandmother in rural Sussex county (near Greendell) had a party line. It was creepy picking up the phone hearing others talk.
	11:48am Matt: yes for the Atlantic City tickets
	11:48am Sam: Maybe it’s the Marxist claptrap that arouses their suspicion
	11:48am FↈFↈ (: unpopularfred, Wait..So it wasnt used to build the big mohammed scultpure in Ken's backyard?
	11:48am chresti: I got my swiss army knife confiscated before boarding a flight to SF from Burbank last May.
	11:49am FↈFↈ (: I believe is Officer!!! not just Officer!
	🚽 11:49am -жеи: @Droog, email me! ken at yadda yadda yadda
	11:50am Marie: I read about people kept on the plane on the runway for 6 hours in super-hot weather in NC a few weeks ago with no AC and minimal AC. People were going hysterical. American Airlines (I think they wanted to save fuel that is why they kept the AC low and off). How is that legal?
	11:50am YETI BOB: wait there's a new Officer! record? with Catherine Jauniaux on it? For real?
	11:51am Sam: I tried to bring a Swiss Army knife across the border into Lichtenstein - they considered it an invasion - almost started World War III
	🚽 11:51am Krys O.: We had a party line until I was about 6 years old. So, 1969 or so? Yes, it's Officer!
	11:51am FↈFↈ (: Was that the 'revolution mom' guy?
	🚽 11:52am HyperDose: Good to know, queems. My kinda service!
	11:52am Droog: Woo hoo! Email sent!
	🚽 11:52am David (in London): The Party Girls always demand a party line.
	11:53am FↈFↈ (: YETI, Catherine Jauniaux?! THe one from Origine des femmes? Asak maboul fame?
	11:54am Sam: There’s always a party/conga line waiting outside her doctor’s office in the cesspool of modern suburbia.
	🚽 11:55am -жеи: Yes, Catherine is on the new Officer! rekkid.. same CJ as Aksak etc
	11:55am YETI BOB: F@F@: Yes, and the widow of Tom Cora
	11:55am YETI BOB: Just ordered a copy.
	11:55am Santos L Halper: Don’t hear too many Love Tractor covers…thanks Ken!
	🚽 11:55am Krys O.: @Yeti Bob: officer-official.bandcamp.com...
	11:56am YETI BOB: I'm stuck at home with COVID and I'm passing time by buying records and books online. This could get expensive...
	11:56am YETI BOB: Got it Krys, thanks! Shipping from Europe is too expensive but I got a copy from Wayside Music in the States.
	🚽 11:56am Krys O.: Get well soon, Yeti Bob.
	🚽 11:56am PaulRobeson1922: @Ken @11:29: Is it too late?
	11:56am YETI BOB: Thanks Krys.
	🚽 11:57am Krys O.: Thanks, Ken!
	11:57am FↈFↈ (: CAPTURE THEM KEN! They are all there!
	11:57am Marie: what is this from?
	11:57am Sam: I’m here! In Rockland County! At 91.9 FM! And all over the world at WFMU.orrrrrrrrg!!!
	11:57am YETI BOB: This was a fun 3 hours (mostly)
	🚽 11:57am HyperDose: That transition knocked my socks off
	11:57am chresti: ew. Thanks Kendor!
	🚽 11:58am PaulRobeson1922: @YETI: Feel Better soon YETI! Those French Jimi records will help
	11:58am Pomme d'Or: Thanks Ken! Bizarre as ever!!
	🚽 11:58am David (in London): Thank you Station Manager Ken. Highest quality nonsense as always.
	11:58am Pax: Just got back only to c that I missed the diarrhea lady, oh well. Thanks 4 the show Ocken, C the rest of youse guys'es eventually sooner or later on the other chats.
	11:58am morphe': Thanks Kenneth...
	11:58am Feldy: That's why I always have an extra pair ready to go, HyperDose
	11:58am steveo: thank you, twas a pleasure
	🚽 11:58am PaulRobeson1922: Give the babies a chance. That’s all we are saying
	11:59am Sam: Remember, a vasectomy is not a death sentence. It can always be undone.
	11:59am FↈFↈ (: Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great music, comments, GIFs and vasectomy jokes. Till next episode, people. take care and remember to re-watch Roadhouse!
	11:59am βrian: Wait. Where's Mary?
	11:59am Androu B.: Thanks, -жеи! Roadhouse rules! (Read that in any context you prefer.) RIP Nichelle Nicols A pleasant day to all the Freebirds around the world! ¡Hasta la proxima, FↈFↈ!
	11:59am Stanley: Get better soon Yeti. That goes for everyone. Thanks Ken.
	12:00pm Sam: Stay hydrated, aka, get a reverse vasectomy
	🚽 12:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Station Manager Ken!
	🚽 12:00pm HyperDose: Thank yuh, Ken!
	12:00pm FↈFↈ (: Adios, Androu, HyperDose, Yeti and other Eggies!
	🚽 12:00pm -жеи: Bye everybody! Next week Don Fleming is my guest
	12:02pm FↈFↈ (: Don Fleming!!!??? The great American Footballer? Can't wait!!
	12:31pm JetBoy of Brooklyn: Always good to hear Big Star

Ken: Playlist from August 3, 2022

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