WFMU: Yes, We Have No Mountains with Jan Turkenburg: Playlist from September 14, 2022

Listener comments!
	🦝 11:41am Jan Turkenburg: Are you ready?
	🦝 11:43am Paper Kosmonaut: I am! But are YOU?
	🦝 11:44am Jan Turkenburg: Hi PK, I guess we'll just have to find out. :=]
	🦝 11:45am Paper Kosmonaut: Hi Jan! I am sure you are.
	🦝 11:46am Jan Turkenburg: Of course! The bands are all lined up and waiting for their turn on the stage.
	🦝 11:47am Jan Turkenburg: It's a beautiful night for a radio show, there's not a cloud in my ceiling.
	🦝 11:48am Paper Kosmonaut: I have been thrown out of the train this morning. How's that for a start of the day? I jumoped in when the whistle went and the doors started to close when I was just in. The conductor came out and told me I was out of line and stopped the machinist from leaving, opened the doors again and pushed me out, telling me to get the next train. Have you ever! He must have stepped out of bed with the wrong leg.
	🦝 11:48am Paper Kosmonaut: jumped
	🦝 11:50am Paper Kosmonaut: For the rest everything's fine. How about you?
	🦝 11:52am Jan Turkenburg: what?!! I have had some similar confrontations with busdrivers at 6:30 pm. when I was working in at a school 20 km from Zwolle, that began at 7:45 which is a ludricous time to start with..
	🦝 11:54am Jan Turkenburg: I'm fine. There's a kidney stone on the loose again, so I make the odd funny face during conversations, and I drink a lot of tea and water, waiting for that frightening pee that always ends it.
	11:55am worldsworstrecords: Hi Jan; Hi PK
	🦝 11:56am Jan Turkenburg: Hi Darryl!
	🦝 11:56am Paper Kosmonaut: oooh harregatsie. I know the feeling, but it was just a little bit of grit. But not nice anyway.
	🦝 11:56am Paper Kosmonaut: Hey Darryl!
	🦝 11:57am Jan Turkenburg: It's a little grit, most of the times, but it can have sharp edges...
	🦝 11:58am Jan Turkenburg: At least I know the answer to Zappa's "Why does it hurt when I pee?"
	🦝 11:59am Paper Kosmonaut: You didn't get it from da toilet seat, though.
	🦝 12:00pm Paper Kosmonaut: Go Jan!
	🦝 12:00pm Jan Turkenburg: No, probably something in my diet...
	12:00pm DJ Guin: Jan!!!!! PK!!
	🦝 12:00pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi DJ Guin!
	🦝 12:00pm Paper Kosmonaut: Guin!
	🦝 12:01pm Paper Kosmonaut: Good starter!
	🦝 12:01pm Jan Turkenburg: :-)
	🦝 12:04pm Candy-O'67: Hey Jan, Darryl, PK, DJ Guin!
	🦝 12:04pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi Candy-O!
	🦝 12:04pm Paper Kosmonaut: Candeeeeee! Hi there!
	12:05pm DJ Guin: hola Candy! it's Hemp Day!!
	12:05pm worldsworstrecords: Hi Candy! Hi DJ Guin!
	🦝 12:05pm Candy-O'67: PK, sorry that happened to you! He must have woke up wrong or something!! Jan, sorry you are dealing with kidney stones!! I don't know how you're functioning right now. I had them once in my 20's and had to be hospitalized and sedated until I passed them the next day. I've never been in so much pain!!
	12:10pm MHLee: Hi folks
	🦝 12:11pm Jan Turkenburg: I'm alright Candy. The first one I had was just as bad as yours, also in my 20s. Didn't have one after until 8 years ago, and they are smaller. But I recognise the specific kind of pain/cramp but less intens and it always ends after a rather painfull pee, so I take the odd painkiller and drink a lot.
	🦝 12:11pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi MHLee!
	🦝 12:15pm Paper Kosmonaut: Zwolle, zonder dolle, daar hoeft niemand ooit te holle. Zien wè u auk een keâh in Zwolle? Zwolle. Het De Haag van Auverèssel.
	🦝 12:16pm Jan Turkenburg: Hondedrolle in Zwolle? Die legge d'r nie!. Snollen in Zwolle? Die sitte d'r nie!
	🦝 12:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: hahaha! Ja dát Zwolle.
	🦝 12:18pm Paper Kosmonaut: I have to be in Zwolle soon, to return a 16mm film I borrowed from the Historical Archives there.
	🦝 12:19pm Jan Turkenburg: adittional dutch words for this week: hondendrollen = Dog turds, Snollen = Sluts. We don't have those overhere according to a certain song :-)
	12:19pm DJ Guin: hey there Darryl the native speakers went native on me, huh
	🦝 12:20pm Jan Turkenburg: at your service Guin ;-)
	🦝 12:20pm Paper Kosmonaut: The natives are restless.
	🦝 12:22pm Paper Kosmonaut: This singer drank too much essence of Bauhaus and Mekanik Kommando.
	12:23pm DJ Guin: "och mate! my life has turned hondendrollen!" now i sound local
	🦝 12:23pm Jan Turkenburg: all one jar of wet, PK
	🦝 12:23pm Paper Kosmonaut: truth as a cow, Jan.
	12:25pm DJ Guin: "Party on. I'll be seeing you." 😶
	12:27pm worldsworstrecords: They have a habit of doing that, Guin... Google Translate usually helps me out!
	🦝 12:27pm Paper Kosmonaut: I feel related to the Scots, their use of "Och" is almost the same as ours. We even pronounce it the same.
	🦝 12:28pm Jan Turkenburg: I'm sorry Guin. I sometimes have no clue about the cultural references on other shows' chatrooms. PK and I usually give a translation or explanation afterwards. And if not it's just too silly for words.
	🦝 12:28pm Paper Kosmonaut: We were citing a song by a famous Dutch satirical duo named Koot & Bie who often sang and talked in the dialect they have in The Hague.
	🦝 12:29pm Paper Kosmonaut: Koot en Bie: en.wikipedia.org...
	🦝 12:30pm Jan Turkenburg: They are praising Zwolle in such a way that it sounds like the most boring city ever.
	🦝 12:31pm Paper Kosmonaut: And they had a big influence on the Dutch language in general with new invented words that now are common.
	🦝 12:32pm Jan Turkenburg: Fun fact: they were asked to make a song to promote Zwolle by the society of local shopkeepers and catering busines. It resulted in a parody.
	🦝 12:33pm Jan Turkenburg: It was never or hardly used for the intended purpose, but it ended up on one of their albums.
	12:33pm DJ Guin: why sorry? i am learning new languages here. i was quoting poor Herman Brood.
	🦝 12:34pm Paper Kosmonaut: Thanks to Koot & Bie everybody over 40 nowadays knows how Neutron Grains can be used to get your garden ready for the winter.
	🦝 12:36pm Paper Kosmonaut: This song you might understand: www.youtube.com... (nsfw)
	12:36pm worldsworstrecords: YAY!!! TME!!!
	12:37pm worldsworstrecords: That would help!
	12:38pm worldsworstrecords: Oh, this is ace! I love a yodeller!
	🦝 12:38pm Jan Turkenburg: lufsik blooz
	🦝 12:40pm Jan Turkenburg: and there we have the Dutch word for wheels! It cannot up!
	🦝 12:41pm Jan Turkenburg: pron. 'weelan'
	🦝 12:43pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hahaha! Een mieterse avond!
	🦝 12:43pm Jan Turkenburg: PK, how would one translate 'Mieters'?!
	🦝 12:43pm Paper Kosmonaut: Swell, I guess.
	🦝 12:43pm Jan Turkenburg: hahahaha great minds ... :-)
	🦝 12:44pm Paper Kosmonaut: It is a very archaic youth-originated early post war term for 'great'
	🦝 12:45pm Paper Kosmonaut: man, I love this song.
	🦝 12:47pm Jan Turkenburg: me too, everything's perfect about it
	🦝 12:49pm Jan Turkenburg: what do you mean, influenced by Doe Maar?!
	🦝 12:50pm Paper Kosmonaut: luie hond = lazy dog. And the "ui" is pronounced as the "ou" in Thousand in a scottish accent..
	🦝 12:50pm Candy-O'67: Jan, I'm happy they aren't as bad as in your 20's. Hope you pass it or them soon! I think mine was a freak thing because I was doing a lot of extacy at the time - being a young party kid! haha! I used to have a lot of shooting pains in my back after doing that a lot. So, I chalked it up to that! I quit that party drug after having the stones! LOL
	🦝 12:51pm Paper Kosmonaut: Doe Maar is a big influence indeed. This singer even sounds like Karel Copier, their first drummer.
	🦝 12:52pm Jan Turkenburg: www.discogs.com...
	12:54pm worldsworstrecords: This is fabulous
	12:54pm Dean: RIP, Irene Papas. I didn't know she had worked with Aphrodite's Child! https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/14/movies/irene-papas-dead.html
	🦝 12:54pm Jan Turkenburg: Candy, I probably got them from drinking large quantities of cheap locally produced wine from the Belgian village I lived for over two years and the high amount of chalk in the tab water there..
	🦝 12:55pm Paper Kosmonaut: Indeed, Darryl. But it is a sad song.
	🦝 12:55pm Candy-O'67: Oh, man, I love Aphrodite's Child!
	🦝 12:55pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi Dean. awww. I have her album with Vangelis
	🦝 12:55pm Candy-O'67: Jan, do you mean back then or currently?
	🦝 12:56pm Jan Turkenburg: No, back then.
	🦝 12:56pm Paper Kosmonaut: Kid Kneestone. He'll stay with you forever. Even if you don't want to.
	🦝 12:58pm Jan Turkenburg: calcium oxolate crystals is the most common substance in kidney stones. Certain fruits and dairy products might increase the chance of getting them, but there seems to be a lot unclear still.
	🦝 1:01pm Paper Kosmonaut: Ernst Jansz originally didn't have a soft 'G' but he sings regen with a soft G here which sounds quite silly.
	🦝 1:02pm Candy-O'67: Haha, PK!!
	🦝 1:04pm Paper Kosmonaut: Och, good old Willem Duyn.
	🦝 1:06pm Paper Kosmonaut: while listening on, I will prepare myself a really great vegetarian hamburger and some salad.
	🦝 1:07pm Paper Kosmonaut: one member of Normaal is dead, Jan.
	🦝 1:08pm Paper Kosmonaut: Brekken Jan: nl.wikipedia.org...
	1:10pm worldsworstrecords: I'm sure I didn't hear that right, but in that last verse it sounded like the singer sang 'if you don't thank me a beggar will die'!
	🦝 1:12pm Jan Turkenburg: PK, oh yes... of course, should have known that...
	🦝 1:12pm Jan Turkenburg: Darryl, I will have a close listen after the show and let you know;-)
	1:13pm worldsworstrecords: haha!
	🦝 1:15pm Paper Kosmonaut: Kroepoekje!
	1:16pm worldsworstrecords: doen we dat niet allemaal, Sandra?
	🦝 1:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hahaha! Like a fowl in the meadow!
	🦝 1:17pm Jan Turkenburg: * thumb!*
	1:17pm worldsworstrecords: Prawn crackers?
	🦝 1:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: foal
	🦝 1:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: Kroepoekje was Sandra's nickname in a TV-show
	1:18pm worldsworstrecords: ahhh
	1:18pm Mike Rogers: Hi Jan san and all you mountian climbers!
	🦝 1:18pm Paper Kosmonaut: Kroepoek being an indonesian word.
	1:18pm worldsworstrecords: Hi Mike san
	🦝 1:18pm Jan Turkenburg: Hello Mike!
	1:18pm Mike Rogers: Just woke up! Hope you are well.
	🦝 1:20pm Candy-O'67: Hey Mike Rogers san!!
	🦝 1:20pm Jan Turkenburg: You get up early according to my 'world clock' app, Mike!
	🦝 1:21pm Jan Turkenburg: some stereo here btw..
	🦝 1:22pm Jan Turkenburg: I'm so tempted to correct it, but no!
	🦝 1:22pm Jan Turkenburg: truth must be heard
	1:23pm Mr. Oxford: Hello Jan! Hello everyone!
	🦝 1:23pm Jan Turkenburg: Hello Mr. Oxford!
	1:23pm worldsworstrecords: hey, Mr O!
	1:25pm Mr. Oxford: Hey Darryl! Lookin' forward to your line up of outsider music in the next hour.
	1:26pm worldsworstrecords: I'll try not to disappoint!
	1:27pm Mr. Oxford: I really appreciate these Dutch Word of the Week segments.
	🦝 1:27pm Jan Turkenburg: at your service! :-)
	1:30pm MHLee: Really have a dutch vanilla fudge feel
	🦝 1:32pm Jan Turkenburg: absolutely
	1:33pm worldsworstrecords: yay! Beatlecover!
	🦝 1:35pm Jan Turkenburg: another Dutch word! You know what! I'll play a complete set about 'meisjes'!
	🦝 1:35pm Paper Kosmonaut: Eloquent Flemish cover.
	1:35pm worldsworstrecords: someone who knows their Shocking Blue history: that five-piece lineup on the 1194 single Body And Soul - was that an official line up? was Bert Meulink ever an official member?
	1:36pm Mr. Oxford: Non-English language covers of Beatles songs are always a treat
	1:36pm Mr. Oxford: Jan, that is such a good idea. Do it!
	1:37pm worldsworstrecords: I prefer Beestjes to Meisjes
	🦝 1:37pm Paper Kosmonaut: Understandable coming from you, Darryl. (-: Meisjes aren't beasts.
	1:38pm worldsworstrecords: @1:35, I meant 1994, obviously!
	🦝 1:38pm Jan Turkenburg: I know Bert Meulink was member of the Shocking Jazz Quartet: The Shocking Jazz Quintet covers jazz Bert Meulink basgitaar Mark Eshuis drums Pieter Van Santen piano Wim Ninaber saxofoon Mariska Veres zang
	🦝 1:38pm Paper Kosmonaut: in the year 11990 Raymond still rocks!
	1:38pm worldsworstrecords: 11990! You're doing it now, Jan!
	🦝 1:40pm Jan Turkenburg: Sorry, all those meisjes are making me dizzy!
	1:40pm worldsworstrecords: I didn't think they were, PK, but I ♥ the Ronies!
	1:41pm worldsworstrecords: *Ronnies, FFS!!
	🦝 1:41pm Paper Kosmonaut: We all know your love for Ronnie and the Ronnies!
	🦝 1:42pm Jan Turkenburg: I'm leaving the typo in the playlist for aliens to find on some hard drive under meters of dust
	🦝 1:42pm Paper Kosmonaut: Mieters idea!
	🦝 1:44pm Jan Turkenburg: But fyi: nl-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog...
	🦝 1:45pm Paper Kosmonaut: Darryl loves the Shoes!
	1:46pm worldsworstrecords: I ♥ The Shoes too!
	🦝 1:46pm Jan Turkenburg: :=}
	1:50pm MHLee: Oh I now this through the version by Noel Harrison
	1:50pm MHLee: This song is dark
	1:50pm MHLee: Sends chills up my spine
	1:50pm MHLee: I should just start using ken instead of know to avoid typos
	🦝 1:52pm Jan Turkenburg: Originally by Aznavour if I'm not mistaken.
	🦝 1:53pm Paper Kosmonaut: Fay! <3
	1:53pm MHLee: It's a French language song originally. I think the stark ending of Noel's mkes it stick out... he sings the last line then it's get silent except "DEAD" uttered loudly
	🦝 1:53pm Jan Turkenburg: nl-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog...
	1:53pm Lizardner Dave !: Been here but working and have to leave early for a meeting. Thanks for a fun show Jan!
	🦝 1:54pm Jan Turkenburg: Dave! thank you
	1:55pm worldsworstrecords: superb show, Jan! If your listeners would like to join me I shall be here in a few minutes: wfmu.org...
	1:56pm MHLee: Thanks Jan!
	1:56pm Mr Fab: Thanks for kicking off another World-Wide Wednesday, Jan!
	🦝 1:57pm Paper Kosmonaut: Gandhi? Ya? Sall ick dammah beginneh?
	🦝 1:57pm Jan Turkenburg: Mr Fab!
	1:58pm Mr. Oxford: Bedankt, Jan for a great show!
	🦝 1:59pm Paper Kosmonaut: Thanks for a great show, Jan.
	2:00pm Rob Kopp: Ah, net te laat voor de eerste keer
	🦝 2:01pm Candy-O'67: Thanks, Jan! Enjoyed it!

Yes, We Have No Mountains with Jan Turkenburg: Playlist from September 14, 2022

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Two hours of Dutch pop music history, live from the city of Zwolle in The Netherlands.

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September 14, 2022: #145

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Artist	Track	Year	Approx. start time
	intro "intro"		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Gruppo Sportivo	Rock'n Roll "Rock'n Roll" by "Gruppo Sportivo"	1977	0:00:49 (Pop-up)
Eddy Dyan & The Saints	Lady Sex "Lady Sex" by "Eddy Dyan & The Saints"	1970	0:04:24 (Pop-up)
Johnny Kendall And The Heralds	Do You Remember	1966	0:07:49 (Pop-up)
Golden Earrings	Please Go "Please Go" by "Golden Earrings"	1965	0:09:23 (Pop-up)
ZWOLLE! "ZWOLLE!"
Gimmick	Dressed to undress "Dressed to undress" by "Gimmick"	1982	0:13:51 (Pop-up)
Herman Brood	Saturday Night "Saturday Night" by "Herman Brood"	1979	0:16:54 (Pop-up)

The Visitor	Spiral of spiderlimbs	1983	0:20:34 (Pop-up)
Check	I'm not for sale "I'm not for sale" by "Check"	1967	0:26:05 (Pop-up)
The First Move	There is more "There is more" by "The First Move"	1968	0:28:54 (Pop-up)
Vice	See! "See!" by "Vice"	1982	0:31:28 (Pop-up)
Teenager Muziek Express "Teenager Muziek Express"
Jantje Hendrikx	Lovesick blues "Lovesick blues" by "Jantje Hendrikx"	1963	0:37:34 (Pop-up)
Mozam skiffle group (Mosam Skiffle Group)	Wielen	1961	0:39:43 (Pop-up)
Rob de Nijs, Trea Dobbs & The Fouryo's	Hé Rob, Hé Trea	1964	0:41:51 (Pop-up)

Earth & Fire	Love of Life "Love of Life" by "Earth & Fire"	1974	0:44:23 (Pop-up)
Luie Hond	Kom Er Niet Op "Kom Er Niet Op" by "Luie Hond"	2002	0:48:53 (Pop-up)
Jan Asselbergs	Meisje van 15 "Meisje van 15" by "Jan Asselbergs"	1968	0:52:48 (Pop-up)
Left Side	Johnny "Johnny" by "Left Side"	1970	0:55:37 (Pop-up)
Doe Maar	Regen "Regen" by "Doe Maar"	1979	1:00:45 (Pop-up)
Willem Duyn & Normaal	Woenderbaar	1991	1:03:57 (Pop-up)
Alles	Deus Bonus Est "Deus Bonus Est" by "Alles"	1969	1:07:55 (Pop-up)
The Groovy's	That's My Trouble Now	1967	1:11:24 (Pop-up)
Sandra Reemer	Ik wil vrij zijn (I want to be free)	1967	1:14:39 (Pop-up)
The Coopers	Not a bit "Not a bit" by "The Coopers"	1967	1:18:34 (Pop-up)
Shocking Blue	What you gonna do "What you gonna do" by "Shocking Blue"	1968	1:20:58 (Pop-up)
The Outsiders	Happyville "Happyville" by "The Outsiders"	1968	1:23:26 (Pop-up)
Dutch Word Of The week	Emmer "Emmer" by "Dutch Word Of The week"		1:25:52 (Pop-up)
Sandy Coast	Take Off "Take Off" by "Sandy Coast"	1971	1:27:14 (Pop-up)
René Frank	Meisje (Girl) "Meisje (Girl)" by "René Frank"	1966	1:33:25 (Pop-up)
Gruppo Sportivo	Hey Girl "Hey Girl" by "Gruppo Sportivo"	1978	1:35:51 (Pop-up)
Raymond van het Groenewoud	Meisjes	11990 version	1:38:14 (Pop-up)
ZZ & De Maskers	Beat Girl "Beat Girl" by "ZZ & De Maskers"	1963	1:42:46 (Pop-up)
The Shoes	Don't You Cry For A Girl	1968	1:45:06 (Pop-up)
Boudewijn de Groot	Een meisje van 16	1965	1:49:47 (Pop-up)
Fay Lovsky	Don't feed the animals	1983	1:52:37 (Pop-up)
Trio Gerry, Louis & Liza	Rijkdom (Green Back Dollar)	1965	1:56:57 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🦝 11:41am Jan Turkenburg: Are you ready?
	🦝 11:43am Paper Kosmonaut: I am! But are YOU?
	🦝 11:44am Jan Turkenburg: Hi PK, I guess we'll just have to find out. :=]
	🦝 11:45am Paper Kosmonaut: Hi Jan! I am sure you are.
	🦝 11:46am Jan Turkenburg: Of course! The bands are all lined up and waiting for their turn on the stage.
	🦝 11:47am Jan Turkenburg: It's a beautiful night for a radio show, there's not a cloud in my ceiling.
	🦝 11:48am Paper Kosmonaut: I have been thrown out of the train this morning. How's that for a start of the day? I jumoped in when the whistle went and the doors started to close when I was just in. The conductor came out and told me I was out of line and stopped the machinist from leaving, opened the doors again and pushed me out, telling me to get the next train. Have you ever! He must have stepped out of bed with the wrong leg.
	🦝 11:48am Paper Kosmonaut: jumped
	🦝 11:50am Paper Kosmonaut: For the rest everything's fine. How about you?
	🦝 11:52am Jan Turkenburg: what?!! I have had some similar confrontations with busdrivers at 6:30 pm. when I was working in at a school 20 km from Zwolle, that began at 7:45 which is a ludricous time to start with..
	🦝 11:54am Jan Turkenburg: I'm fine. There's a kidney stone on the loose again, so I make the odd funny face during conversations, and I drink a lot of tea and water, waiting for that frightening pee that always ends it.
	11:55am worldsworstrecords: Hi Jan; Hi PK
	🦝 11:56am Jan Turkenburg: Hi Darryl!
	🦝 11:56am Paper Kosmonaut: oooh harregatsie. I know the feeling, but it was just a little bit of grit. But not nice anyway.
	🦝 11:56am Paper Kosmonaut: Hey Darryl!
	🦝 11:57am Jan Turkenburg: It's a little grit, most of the times, but it can have sharp edges...
	🦝 11:58am Jan Turkenburg: At least I know the answer to Zappa's "Why does it hurt when I pee?"
	🦝 11:59am Paper Kosmonaut: You didn't get it from da toilet seat, though.
	🦝 12:00pm Paper Kosmonaut: Go Jan!
	🦝 12:00pm Jan Turkenburg: No, probably something in my diet...
	12:00pm DJ Guin: Jan!!!!! PK!!
	🦝 12:00pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi DJ Guin!
	🦝 12:00pm Paper Kosmonaut: Guin!
	🦝 12:01pm Paper Kosmonaut: Good starter!
	🦝 12:01pm Jan Turkenburg: :-)
	🦝 12:04pm Candy-O'67: Hey Jan, Darryl, PK, DJ Guin!
	🦝 12:04pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi Candy-O!
	🦝 12:04pm Paper Kosmonaut: Candeeeeee! Hi there!
	12:05pm DJ Guin: hola Candy! it's Hemp Day!!
	12:05pm worldsworstrecords: Hi Candy! Hi DJ Guin!
	🦝 12:05pm Candy-O'67: PK, sorry that happened to you! He must have woke up wrong or something!! Jan, sorry you are dealing with kidney stones!! I don't know how you're functioning right now. I had them once in my 20's and had to be hospitalized and sedated until I passed them the next day. I've never been in so much pain!!
	12:10pm MHLee: Hi folks
	🦝 12:11pm Jan Turkenburg: I'm alright Candy. The first one I had was just as bad as yours, also in my 20s. Didn't have one after until 8 years ago, and they are smaller. But I recognise the specific kind of pain/cramp but less intens and it always ends after a rather painfull pee, so I take the odd painkiller and drink a lot.
	🦝 12:11pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi MHLee!
	🦝 12:15pm Paper Kosmonaut: Zwolle, zonder dolle, daar hoeft niemand ooit te holle. Zien wè u auk een keâh in Zwolle? Zwolle. Het De Haag van Auverèssel.
	🦝 12:16pm Jan Turkenburg: Hondedrolle in Zwolle? Die legge d'r nie!. Snollen in Zwolle? Die sitte d'r nie!
	🦝 12:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: hahaha! Ja dát Zwolle.
	🦝 12:18pm Paper Kosmonaut: I have to be in Zwolle soon, to return a 16mm film I borrowed from the Historical Archives there.
	🦝 12:19pm Jan Turkenburg: adittional dutch words for this week: hondendrollen = Dog turds, Snollen = Sluts. We don't have those overhere according to a certain song :-)
	12:19pm DJ Guin: hey there Darryl the native speakers went native on me, huh
	🦝 12:20pm Jan Turkenburg: at your service Guin ;-)
	🦝 12:20pm Paper Kosmonaut: The natives are restless.
	🦝 12:22pm Paper Kosmonaut: This singer drank too much essence of Bauhaus and Mekanik Kommando.
	12:23pm DJ Guin: "och mate! my life has turned hondendrollen!" now i sound local
	🦝 12:23pm Jan Turkenburg: all one jar of wet, PK
	🦝 12:23pm Paper Kosmonaut: truth as a cow, Jan.
	12:25pm DJ Guin: "Party on. I'll be seeing you." 😶
	12:27pm worldsworstrecords: They have a habit of doing that, Guin... Google Translate usually helps me out!
	🦝 12:27pm Paper Kosmonaut: I feel related to the Scots, their use of "Och" is almost the same as ours. We even pronounce it the same.
	🦝 12:28pm Jan Turkenburg: I'm sorry Guin. I sometimes have no clue about the cultural references on other shows' chatrooms. PK and I usually give a translation or explanation afterwards. And if not it's just too silly for words.
	🦝 12:28pm Paper Kosmonaut: We were citing a song by a famous Dutch satirical duo named Koot & Bie who often sang and talked in the dialect they have in The Hague.
	🦝 12:29pm Paper Kosmonaut: Koot en Bie: en.wikipedia.org...
	🦝 12:30pm Jan Turkenburg: They are praising Zwolle in such a way that it sounds like the most boring city ever.
	🦝 12:31pm Paper Kosmonaut: And they had a big influence on the Dutch language in general with new invented words that now are common.
	🦝 12:32pm Jan Turkenburg: Fun fact: they were asked to make a song to promote Zwolle by the society of local shopkeepers and catering busines. It resulted in a parody.
	🦝 12:33pm Jan Turkenburg: It was never or hardly used for the intended purpose, but it ended up on one of their albums.
	12:33pm DJ Guin: why sorry? i am learning new languages here. i was quoting poor Herman Brood.
	🦝 12:34pm Paper Kosmonaut: Thanks to Koot & Bie everybody over 40 nowadays knows how Neutron Grains can be used to get your garden ready for the winter.
	🦝 12:36pm Paper Kosmonaut: This song you might understand: www.youtube.com... (nsfw)
	12:36pm worldsworstrecords: YAY!!! TME!!!
	12:37pm worldsworstrecords: That would help!
	12:38pm worldsworstrecords: Oh, this is ace! I love a yodeller!
	🦝 12:38pm Jan Turkenburg: lufsik blooz
	🦝 12:40pm Jan Turkenburg: and there we have the Dutch word for wheels! It cannot up!
	🦝 12:41pm Jan Turkenburg: pron. 'weelan'
	🦝 12:43pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hahaha! Een mieterse avond!
	🦝 12:43pm Jan Turkenburg: PK, how would one translate 'Mieters'?!
	🦝 12:43pm Paper Kosmonaut: Swell, I guess.
	🦝 12:43pm Jan Turkenburg: hahahaha great minds ... :-)
	🦝 12:44pm Paper Kosmonaut: It is a very archaic youth-originated early post war term for 'great'
	🦝 12:45pm Paper Kosmonaut: man, I love this song.
	🦝 12:47pm Jan Turkenburg: me too, everything's perfect about it
	🦝 12:49pm Jan Turkenburg: what do you mean, influenced by Doe Maar?!
	🦝 12:50pm Paper Kosmonaut: luie hond = lazy dog. And the "ui" is pronounced as the "ou" in Thousand in a scottish accent..
	🦝 12:50pm Candy-O'67: Jan, I'm happy they aren't as bad as in your 20's. Hope you pass it or them soon! I think mine was a freak thing because I was doing a lot of extacy at the time - being a young party kid! haha! I used to have a lot of shooting pains in my back after doing that a lot. So, I chalked it up to that! I quit that party drug after having the stones! LOL
	🦝 12:51pm Paper Kosmonaut: Doe Maar is a big influence indeed. This singer even sounds like Karel Copier, their first drummer.
	🦝 12:52pm Jan Turkenburg: www.discogs.com...
	12:54pm worldsworstrecords: This is fabulous
	12:54pm Dean: RIP, Irene Papas. I didn't know she had worked with Aphrodite's Child! https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/14/movies/irene-papas-dead.html
	🦝 12:54pm Jan Turkenburg: Candy, I probably got them from drinking large quantities of cheap locally produced wine from the Belgian village I lived for over two years and the high amount of chalk in the tab water there..
	🦝 12:55pm Paper Kosmonaut: Indeed, Darryl. But it is a sad song.
	🦝 12:55pm Candy-O'67: Oh, man, I love Aphrodite's Child!
	🦝 12:55pm Jan Turkenburg: Hi Dean. awww. I have her album with Vangelis
	🦝 12:55pm Candy-O'67: Jan, do you mean back then or currently?
	🦝 12:56pm Jan Turkenburg: No, back then.
	🦝 12:56pm Paper Kosmonaut: Kid Kneestone. He'll stay with you forever. Even if you don't want to.
	🦝 12:58pm Jan Turkenburg: calcium oxolate crystals is the most common substance in kidney stones. Certain fruits and dairy products might increase the chance of getting them, but there seems to be a lot unclear still.
	🦝 1:01pm Paper Kosmonaut: Ernst Jansz originally didn't have a soft 'G' but he sings regen with a soft G here which sounds quite silly.
	🦝 1:02pm Candy-O'67: Haha, PK!!
	🦝 1:04pm Paper Kosmonaut: Och, good old Willem Duyn.
	🦝 1:06pm Paper Kosmonaut: while listening on, I will prepare myself a really great vegetarian hamburger and some salad.
	🦝 1:07pm Paper Kosmonaut: one member of Normaal is dead, Jan.
	🦝 1:08pm Paper Kosmonaut: Brekken Jan: nl.wikipedia.org...
	1:10pm worldsworstrecords: I'm sure I didn't hear that right, but in that last verse it sounded like the singer sang 'if you don't thank me a beggar will die'!
	🦝 1:12pm Jan Turkenburg: PK, oh yes... of course, should have known that...
	🦝 1:12pm Jan Turkenburg: Darryl, I will have a close listen after the show and let you know;-)
	1:13pm worldsworstrecords: haha!
	🦝 1:15pm Paper Kosmonaut: Kroepoekje!
	1:16pm worldsworstrecords: doen we dat niet allemaal, Sandra?
	🦝 1:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: Hahaha! Like a fowl in the meadow!
	🦝 1:17pm Jan Turkenburg: * thumb!*
	1:17pm worldsworstrecords: Prawn crackers?
	🦝 1:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: foal
	🦝 1:17pm Paper Kosmonaut: Kroepoekje was Sandra's nickname in a TV-show
	1:18pm worldsworstrecords: ahhh
	1:18pm Mike Rogers: Hi Jan san and all you mountian climbers!
	🦝 1:18pm Paper Kosmonaut: Kroepoek being an indonesian word.
	1:18pm worldsworstrecords: Hi Mike san
	🦝 1:18pm Jan Turkenburg: Hello Mike!
	1:18pm Mike Rogers: Just woke up! Hope you are well.
	🦝 1:20pm Candy-O'67: Hey Mike Rogers san!!
	🦝 1:20pm Jan Turkenburg: You get up early according to my 'world clock' app, Mike!
	🦝 1:21pm Jan Turkenburg: some stereo here btw..
	🦝 1:22pm Jan Turkenburg: I'm so tempted to correct it, but no!
	🦝 1:22pm Jan Turkenburg: truth must be heard
	1:23pm Mr. Oxford: Hello Jan! Hello everyone!
	🦝 1:23pm Jan Turkenburg: Hello Mr. Oxford!
	1:23pm worldsworstrecords: hey, Mr O!
	1:25pm Mr. Oxford: Hey Darryl! Lookin' forward to your line up of outsider music in the next hour.
	1:26pm worldsworstrecords: I'll try not to disappoint!
	1:27pm Mr. Oxford: I really appreciate these Dutch Word of the Week segments.
	🦝 1:27pm Jan Turkenburg: at your service! :-)
	1:30pm MHLee: Really have a dutch vanilla fudge feel
	🦝 1:32pm Jan Turkenburg: absolutely
	1:33pm worldsworstrecords: yay! Beatlecover!
	🦝 1:35pm Jan Turkenburg: another Dutch word! You know what! I'll play a complete set about 'meisjes'!
	🦝 1:35pm Paper Kosmonaut: Eloquent Flemish cover.
	1:35pm worldsworstrecords: someone who knows their Shocking Blue history: that five-piece lineup on the 1194 single Body And Soul - was that an official line up? was Bert Meulink ever an official member?
	1:36pm Mr. Oxford: Non-English language covers of Beatles songs are always a treat
	1:36pm Mr. Oxford: Jan, that is such a good idea. Do it!
	1:37pm worldsworstrecords: I prefer Beestjes to Meisjes
	🦝 1:37pm Paper Kosmonaut: Understandable coming from you, Darryl. (-: Meisjes aren't beasts.
	1:38pm worldsworstrecords: @1:35, I meant 1994, obviously!
	🦝 1:38pm Jan Turkenburg: I know Bert Meulink was member of the Shocking Jazz Quartet: The Shocking Jazz Quintet covers jazz Bert Meulink basgitaar Mark Eshuis drums Pieter Van Santen piano Wim Ninaber saxofoon Mariska Veres zang
	🦝 1:38pm Paper Kosmonaut: in the year 11990 Raymond still rocks!
	1:38pm worldsworstrecords: 11990! You're doing it now, Jan!
	🦝 1:40pm Jan Turkenburg: Sorry, all those meisjes are making me dizzy!
	1:40pm worldsworstrecords: I didn't think they were, PK, but I ♥ the Ronies!
	1:41pm worldsworstrecords: *Ronnies, FFS!!
	🦝 1:41pm Paper Kosmonaut: We all know your love for Ronnie and the Ronnies!
	🦝 1:42pm Jan Turkenburg: I'm leaving the typo in the playlist for aliens to find on some hard drive under meters of dust
	🦝 1:42pm Paper Kosmonaut: Mieters idea!
	🦝 1:44pm Jan Turkenburg: But fyi: nl-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog...
	🦝 1:45pm Paper Kosmonaut: Darryl loves the Shoes!
	1:46pm worldsworstrecords: I ♥ The Shoes too!
	🦝 1:46pm Jan Turkenburg: :=}
	1:50pm MHLee: Oh I now this through the version by Noel Harrison
	1:50pm MHLee: This song is dark
	1:50pm MHLee: Sends chills up my spine
	1:50pm MHLee: I should just start using ken instead of know to avoid typos
	🦝 1:52pm Jan Turkenburg: Originally by Aznavour if I'm not mistaken.
	🦝 1:53pm Paper Kosmonaut: Fay! <3
	1:53pm MHLee: It's a French language song originally. I think the stark ending of Noel's mkes it stick out... he sings the last line then it's get silent except "DEAD" uttered loudly
	🦝 1:53pm Jan Turkenburg: nl-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog...
	1:53pm Lizardner Dave !: Been here but working and have to leave early for a meeting. Thanks for a fun show Jan!
	🦝 1:54pm Jan Turkenburg: Dave! thank you
	1:55pm worldsworstrecords: superb show, Jan! If your listeners would like to join me I shall be here in a few minutes: wfmu.org...
	1:56pm MHLee: Thanks Jan!
	1:56pm Mr Fab: Thanks for kicking off another World-Wide Wednesday, Jan!
	🦝 1:57pm Paper Kosmonaut: Gandhi? Ya? Sall ick dammah beginneh?
	🦝 1:57pm Jan Turkenburg: Mr Fab!
	1:58pm Mr. Oxford: Bedankt, Jan for a great show!
	🦝 1:59pm Paper Kosmonaut: Thanks for a great show, Jan.
	2:00pm Rob Kopp: Ah, net te laat voor de eerste keer
	🦝 2:01pm Candy-O'67: Thanks, Jan! Enjoyed it!

Yes, We Have No Mountains with Jan Turkenburg: Playlist from September 14, 2022

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