WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 9, 2022

Listener comments!
	5:55pm G: This should go well, as always...
	6:02pm dale: is ear wax sculpture an art form?
	6:02pm Tome: !<>!
	6:02pm P-90: Enema Boyz in the house?
	6:02pm Wind: Ken & Andy 🖐🏾🖐🏾 it’s good to be here
	6:02pm PaulRobeson1922: Moon. Moon. Moon. We will get you. Soon, soon, soon
	6:03pm wenzo toad: Is there room for one more at this table?
	6:03pm PaulRobeson1922: Good Art is fresh and new no matter how old
	6:03pm dale: that slide whistle always makes me spit take.
	6:03pm Wind: Yes. dale. It is…actually
	6:03pm Matt from Springfield: They are about loving you "without boundaries"..
	6:03pm HyperDose: Stunt is putting what you gentlemen do very lightly
	6:03pm Wind: Skype. + chewing gum =
	6:03pm Doug in MP: That is the best theme song this show has ever had
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: "Mixed media" is such a cop-out - put THAT last!!
	6:04pm Wind: = cigar
	🚂 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I thought Andy was loud, but geez Irwin doesn't leave quietly
	6:04pm HyperDose: "content creation" is the new liberal arts
	6:05pm PaulRobeson1922: Rock & Roll! It was never new! It will never grow old! Art
	6:05pm dale: bea benaderet was a little too flighty acting as the burns' neighbor.
	6:06pm G: Is improvised conversation an art?
	6:07pm Wind: Yes G imo
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: Where'd you find the pants? Oh that's right, we don't wear pants on the radio! ;)
	6:09pm spacecadet: cast my vote for the old 'shrooms!
	6:09pm BH: the vote totals out of Missouri right now: Constitutional Amendment 3 3266 of 3266 Precincts Reported YES 1,089,326 53.106% NO 961,909 46.894% Total Votes: 2,051,235 It would be a big surprise if it didn't go through.
	6:10pm Dean: 1. Poetry 2. Music 3. Painting 4. Theater 5. Literature and belles lettres 6. Architecture 7. Sculpture 8. not sure 9. All those topics of books whose titles begin, The Fine Art of... (Italian cooking, advertising, baseball, propaganda, and so forth)
	6:10pm dale: called the long -ez.
	6:10pm melinda: hi friends
	6:10pm Dean: 25. The Fine Art of Ranking Things
	🚂 6:10pm PMD: One seater drone... hmmm
	6:11pm Tom from Swans Island: It was Long EZ. A home built fiberglass over styrofoam
	6:11pm Polly.: it was a long EZ aircraft - with an engine, not a glider
	6:11pm melinda: love the Far Side cartoon
	6:11pm Buckaroo: Not an ultralight - a homebuilt Rutan Long-EZ
	6:11pm dale: it had a fuel tank for each engine and one tank was too low and the engine cut out and he went into a roll.
	6:12pm dale: probably better than skiing into a tree but what do i know.
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: "May my show succeed And the shows of my friends fail-- Yet may I still be perceived as A 'Team Player'!" Reference to his "Benediction"! :)
	🚂 6:12pm Aaron in Minneapolis: @melinda, I found that one and sent it to Ken this morning to post on the playlist
	6:12pm bk845: It was a gyrocopter in Road Warrior. The character was named "The Gyro Captain"
	6:12pm wind: This is such an Uber intellectual topic ugh
	6:13pm Polly.: yes, he reached over his shoulder to switch tanks, and dumped the aircraft bc of that.
	6:13pm Wind: The ultimate art form is ….
	6:14pm dale: crocheted wall hangings of owls was VERY popular for a long time.
	6:14pm HyperDose: Music is #1 because it saves lives
	6:14pm Jackie G: there can be only one
	6:14pm Paul: Poetry is #1
	6:14pm Dean: Only one criterion: the odds that engaging with the art form will give one an experience of transcendence, of liberation from the merely quotidian.
	6:14pm wenzo toad: I wonder if spin art will make the top 20
	🚂 6:14pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Andy never listened to the Best Show when Tom makes lists with the listeners input.
	6:14pm StringOFperils: It's a 'resist process', Andy, like Ken's listening-style.
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: Don't forget "animation"!
	6:15pm queems: i think the owl wall hangings were macrame
	6:15pm Fredericks: Ballet is separate from other forms of dance? How many arts will we be rating?
	6:16pm Jackie G: they think they are number one but come across as number 2
	6:16pm Dave E: Batik comes from the island St Kitts
	6:16pm dale: queems - YESH. you are correct....
	6:16pm Dean: See, here's why poetry is number one, never mind that ballet or satire have already occupied the top slot. Poetry can rhyme with ballet (palais) or satire (flat tire), but ballet can't dance poetry and satire can't satirize it.
	6:16pm dale: the art of the insult should be high on andy's list.
	6:17pm Dean: Andy is no Don Rickles.
	6:17pm G: Andy takes the pole position.
	6:17pm queems: lolll i take knot tying very seriously
	6:17pm PigeonsAndRust: Storytelling is probably the oldest art form
	6:17pm Matt from Springfield: "Buffalo feces won't ya come out tonight..."
	🚂 6:17pm PMD: Oh live updates on the website. That's exciting.
	6:18pm dale: ken is correct - VERY interesting. www.youtube.com...
	6:18pm Jackie G: buffalo feces is number 2, what else?
	6:18pm PaulRobeson1922: Poetry, nothing Music, nothing Painting and dancing, nothingg The world's great books A great set of nothing Haughty and Foudy nothing F*cking nothing Sucking nothing Flesh and sex nothing. Church and Times Square All a lot of nothing Nothing, nothing, nothing
	6:19pm PigeonsAndRust: Andy's here. Find him!
	6:19pm G: Paul is a nihilist
	6:19pm PaulRobeson1922: Hold on it gets better, @G!
	6:20pm dale: those sculptures of motorcycles made from nuts and bolts and washers and some threaded rod are super artsy.
	6:20pm beej: What about the culinary arts?
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: That's too specific, call it under the umbrella of "graffiti" or something like. That covers more than just bathrooms.
	6:20pm Jackie G: Andy is barely even trying
	6:20pm PaulRobeson1922: Gandhi cleaned public toilets his whole adult life
	6:21pm StringOFperils: Doesn't bog painting fall under cave painting?
	6:21pm Dean: Crop circles
	6:21pm PigeonsAndRust: Yes Jackie, its like he's not even there
	6:21pm dale: writing your name in the snow.
	6:21pm Fredericks: How many art forms are there?
	6:21pm PaulRobeson1922: Dale wins #1
	🚂 6:22pm PMD: classic sabotage
	6:22pm Wind: Andy lied 🤣
	6:22pm JetBoy of Astoria: Model airplane building?
	6:22pm PigeonsAndRust: Let's drop this idea and rank the importance of ranking lists
	6:22pm Dean: The Fine Art of Sabotage
	6:22pm StringOFperils: False remorse sculpture. # 9
	6:22pm JetBoy of Astoria: Perhaps appearing remotely is sapping Andy’s abilities
	6:23pm Dean: Politics? Art of the possible? Cinema?! Anybody can take friggin' pictures!
	6:23pm Matt from Springfield: "Saturday Night Fever" took too long to establish the backstory. "Stayin' Alive" is all gravy, hence the sequel is always better!
	6:23pm G: Andy likes remote call-ins because Ken can't slug him for deliberately sabotaging the show
	6:24pm G: Is script doctoring an art form?
	6:24pm HyperDose: haha G
	6:24pm dale: staying alive was awful. john travolta in a broadway musical and he does this giant leap against the choreographers wishes. blah blah blah.
	6:25pm Jackie G: Andy just calling it in today, as the saying goes.
	6:25pm dale: OOH OOH! the art - of seductionnnn......
	6:25pm PigeonsAndRust: Can somebody hack the list to put "Pushin th' Little Daisies" at all 25 positions
	6:25pm StringOFperils: That's when the cigars came to mind.
	6:25pm PaulRobeson1922: Rembrandt is best remembered for being an Artist
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: @G: "Script doctoring", that sounds like fraud! ;)
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: @PaulRobeson: Not for being toothpaste??
	6:27pm PaulRobeson1922: @Matt from Springfield: I don’t know him well
	6:27pm StringOFperils: Denny's in Havana
	6:27pm Jackie G: now Andy starting to give orders. The nerve
	6:27pm dale: whittling crazy quilt-making ship in a bottle making mustache training toenail collecting
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks Aaron!
	6:28pm Wilson in SO: https://www.thefarside.com/
	6:28pm dave: He started making some new digital ones i think
	6:29pm PigeonsAndRust: Is there a term for making things out of feces? Because that would be appropriate
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: Ballet, Bali, Batik...
	6:29pm dale: is bali full of topless women like the 1970s bali bra ads suggested?
	6:29pm Josh: yes I'd like to see a ruling on Quilting
	6:29pm Jackie G: ventriloquism, that's an honorable art form
	6:29pm Wind: Music is not(yet) on this list
	6:30pm dave: Definitely
	6:30pm J. Fred: Balloon Animal Making
	6:30pm Dean: My favorite feces sculpture emerged, if you'll pardon the imagery, sometime in the '80s or '90s. A guy made a tiny self-portrait bust out of a little pebble of his own poop.
	6:30pm PigeonsAndRust: @Wind also appropriate for wfmu
	6:30pm PaulRobeson1922: Zen Garden raking
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: ...Balloon Animal Making (non-erotic)...
	6:31pm dale: balloon animal making combined with feces somehow.
	6:32pm ?: Public Karaoke, with tinny cellphone speaker accompaniment
	6:32pm beej: That's Grucci, not Gucci...
	6:32pm Matt from Springfield: (non-erotic, non-feces), (non-erotic, feces), (erotic, non-feces)...
	6:33pm Dean: Here it is, Tom Friedman: https://www.artforum.com/print/199509/next-to-nothing-the-art-of-tom-friedman-33100 See the last image.
	🚂 6:33pm PMD: Fin in the Water!
	6:33pm queems: do i keep hearing a cat meowing or
	6:33pm (Murakami Whywolf))): I thought it was called "Gums".
	6:33pm dale: can we get an opinion on rodeo clowning?
	6:34pm Wind: Fin in the water?
	6:34pm Jackie G: Andy not retired, he just tired
	6:34pm Dean: Is busking music or a separate art?
	6:34pm Matt from Springfield: The Gulf of Bothnia Sailors' Dramatic Society presents: "Finn In The Water".
	6:35pm Avery: Tattooing/Body Art
	6:35pm dale: animal husbandry is quite an art.
	6:35pm Wind: Worst title ever Andy. Headline writers are artists too
	6:35pm Dean: Is Va-Va Voom! Portuguese for Baba Booey?
	6:36pm PigeonsAndRust: @Dale "majored in animal husbandry...until they caught him at it one day..."
	6:36pm dave: What about the art of radio? Top of the list?
	6:36pm Lee B: motorcycle maintenance?
	6:36pm PigeonsAndRust: @dave clearly the bottom
	6:36pm Dean: Grifting?
	6:37pm StringOFperils: Here Comes the Sum. I can see the mistaken appeal.
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: They do bring the Art of specifically "bad radio" to a new level.
	6:37pm PaulRobeson1922: The best art is never seen
	6:37pm Lee B: Karaoke
	6:37pm Wind: Life=Art
	6:37pm PaulRobeson1922: Whole lotta shakin goin’ on
	6:38pm morphe': Novels came to be called Novels as they were a new form of elongated fiction writing in the Early 18th Cent = Novel .. TRISTRAM SHANDY being one of the best samples... or Candide as a late ealy entry
	6:38pm StringOFperils: Friends with cigars rate highly.
	6:38pm dale: pigeonsandrust - no one said it was condoned by the church. or science.
	6:38pm PaulRobeson1922: I don’t get art
	6:38pm Polly.: doesnt Andy have a room devoted to his 'art'?
	6:38pm Matt from Springfield: Ken is Andy's only friend. And when he tries to insert HIMSELF as his own friend instead, we kinda see why.
	6:39pm Dean: morphe', Is that per Ian Watt?
	6:39pm Art: I don’t get Paul Robeson 1922
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: @Polly: Are you talking about some "Artitorium" at Andy's house? He has several rooms for other purposes, I don't think there's room left for displaying art..
	6:39pm morphe': En Francais c'est "Object Trouvee""
	6:40pm queems: ballet 100% moves me to tears, so does choral singing. visual art does not, probably because i can make that at home
	6:41pm PigeonsAndRust: Oh my God I couldn't give away a bunch of Norman Rockwell collector plates. It took TWO YEARS to give them away
	6:41pm tom tom the pipers son: willem dekooning liked norman rockwell
	6:41pm Matt from Springfield: Tit-for-tat, Andy!
	6:41pm HyperDose: Man, Andy's really hanging on to those Rat Race earnings
	6:41pm TroyD8: Watched Moving 1988 (written by Andy) for the first time last week. Loved the we’re taking with us gag.
	6:42pm PaulRobeson1922: Normal Rockwell- What about the old man with his dog, fishing in a little dingy, a hole in his umbrella and a bottle of the drug alcohol floating behind the boat
	6:42pm ?: Penile Plaster Casting is surely an art form
	6:43pm JetBoy of Astoria: I watched Arthur 2 but was disappointed by the lack of talking horses
	6:43pm queems: anybody got any thomas kinkade collector’s plates
	6:43pm Pandie_Red: Bill Murray washed my dishes once.
	6:43pm Sam: Let’s play guess who Andy’s friend is. I guess Matt Groening.
	6:43pm dale: who was that wholesome new england artis who did some nudes that were undiscovered until his death?
	6:43pm StringOFperils: Hindsight. Can't even say that anymore.
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: Speaking of loving "without boundaries"...
	6:43pm PigeonsAndRust: @ Pam his address is 22 Green Hill Road, Madison NJ
	6:44pm PaulRobeson1922: What about a “workout artist”
	6:44pm tom tom the pipers son: andrew wyeth
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: Hearts go out to you and your family, Pam.
	6:44pm dale: YESH. wyeth.
	6:44pm PigeonsAndRust: I really want a show where we rank everyone's dead mothers
	6:45pm PaulRobeson1922: Take you fer trips around the bay, brings you back the same day
	6:45pm dale: thanks tom tom...
	6:46pm Dean: Recall Vonnegut's use of the asterisk.
	6:46pm PigeonsAndRust: How do they put a newsletter when they can't even agree on a topic?
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: "Va va voom, can't believe I got voomed..."
	6:46pm PaulRobeson1922: Women can be artists too!
	6:46pm Sam: Candle making isn’t an art! It’s a craft!
	6:46pm tom tom the pipers son: you're welcome he was from pennsylvania not new england
	6:46pm Wind: Yes!
	6:46pm dale: ken should go out on legend of a mind. just tell andy it's a song about him.
	🚂 6:47pm PMD: That's hilarious
	6:47pm PaulRobeson1922: Ben Franklin was a vegetarian for years
	6:47pm TroyD8: I was a radio Dj for 10 years & made candles. Candle making always wins!
	6:48pm Wind: Guys or gals call in for a chance to go on a blind date with Pam.
	🚂 6:48pm PMD: @Matt from Springfield - thanks!
	6:48pm PigeonsAndRust: Pigeons do some cool mating dances
	6:48pm Matt from Springfield: Peacock, and peahen. Peafowl.
	6:49pm StringOFperils: Peacock Spider
	6:49pm Sam: Ba ba boon!!
	🚂 6:49pm PMD: @Wind, you know, I suggested that to Ken once and he said it would exclude too many people. Ha
	6:49pm StringOFperils: That's the stuff!
	6:50pm Ballpark Frank: Bread making!
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: This list would make a great password
	6:50pm dale: eefing. better than yodeling.
	6:50pm common: the past 3 minutes have been brilliant
	6:50pm PaulRobeson1922: What about mimicking animal sounds
	6:51pm Dean: Or mimicking human sounds? Frank Gorshin? Rich Little?
	6:51pm Sam: Clog dancing is what a plumber does after he hands you a massive bill.
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: YEAH!!! One of the best, played by amEdeo every week!
	6:52pm dale: is rich little or fred travelena EVER gonna cohost this show?
	6:52pm Jackie G: Tom Brady playing QB is an art form. Especially those 4th quarter comebacks.
	6:52pm Sam: Pam can stay with me.
	6:52pm Matt from Springfield: "Oh, Andy!"
	6:52pm dale: ha ha! i thought he meant sanitary napkin too.
	6:54pm Jackie G: the multi-use wipes. an airplane perk
	6:54pm Dean: Assemblage = right guaranteed by the First Amendment
	6:54pm dale: nudist colony eye diverting.
	6:55pm Wind: Omg. People and regular singing??? Non yodeling
	6:55pm Sam: Sarcasm, oh yeah, that’s a GREAT suggestion!
	6:55pm Wind: The list means NOTHING
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: (non-yodeling, non-erotic), (yodeling, non-erotic)...
	6:56pm Dean: Photo bombing Demolition derby Synchronized swimming and synchronized drying off
	6:56pm dave: Thanks!!
	🚂 6:56pm PMD: First time, worst time. Love that.
	6:56pm PigeonsAndRust: (Yodeling, non-erotic, feces)
	6:56pm StringOFperils: I would like a painting of wolves chewing on this list.
	6:56pm TroyD8: wolfman Jack
	6:56pm Jackie G: this radio show is better than the Bucci radio show. A little better
	6:57pm Sam: Mozart’s children were raised by a wolf gang
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: Bingo, PigeonsAndRust!
	6:57pm Wind: Yes! wolves chewing on this list. Ha. Love it
	6:57pm Dean: Tribute bands
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: FOCUS!!! \m/
	6:57pm Wind: Andy! Your energy sucks on skype!
	6:58pm HyperDose: Yes I love animated clips!
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: Well, no real point to today, though the combativeness was fun! Have a good night, everyone!
	6:59pm Wind: Good night ….sleeping as art form.
	🚂 6:59pm PMD: We should vote on the audio clip
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Wind: Perhaps my favorite, to participate in!
	7:00pm dale: no. you STOP having sex after you get married.
	7:01pm HyperDose: LOL dale
	12:31am Matt from Springfield: YES! "Mixed media" is DEAD LAST, as it should be!!!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 9, 2022

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November 9, 2022: Andy Sabotages Ken and Andy Ranking Every Type of Art

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The Official Ranking of Every Art Form:

Exotic Dancing (Va-Va Voom!)
Cave Drawing
Shadow Puppetry
Novels
Sculpture
Cinema *
Stand-up Comedy
Taxidermy
Fireworks
Ballet
Cartooning
Assemblage
Satire
Theater
Painting
Latrinelia
Graffiti
Yodeling
Lanyard Making
Music **
Batik
Candle Making
DJ'ing
Mail Art
Sarcasm
Mixed Media

* Except for "Staying Alive" ** Especially "Whiter Shade of Pale"

Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Format	Comments	Images	New * / Special ***	Approx. start time

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Listener comments!
	5:55pm G: This should go well, as always...
	6:02pm dale: is ear wax sculpture an art form?
	6:02pm Tome: !<>!
	6:02pm P-90: Enema Boyz in the house?
	6:02pm Wind: Ken & Andy 🖐🏾🖐🏾 it’s good to be here
	6:02pm PaulRobeson1922: Moon. Moon. Moon. We will get you. Soon, soon, soon
	6:03pm wenzo toad: Is there room for one more at this table?
	6:03pm PaulRobeson1922: Good Art is fresh and new no matter how old
	6:03pm dale: that slide whistle always makes me spit take.
	6:03pm Wind: Yes. dale. It is…actually
	6:03pm Matt from Springfield: They are about loving you "without boundaries"..
	6:03pm HyperDose: Stunt is putting what you gentlemen do very lightly
	6:03pm Wind: Skype. + chewing gum =
	6:03pm Doug in MP: That is the best theme song this show has ever had
	6:04pm Matt from Springfield: "Mixed media" is such a cop-out - put THAT last!!
	6:04pm Wind: = cigar
	🚂 6:04pm Aaron in Minneapolis: I thought Andy was loud, but geez Irwin doesn't leave quietly
	6:04pm HyperDose: "content creation" is the new liberal arts
	6:05pm PaulRobeson1922: Rock & Roll! It was never new! It will never grow old! Art
	6:05pm dale: bea benaderet was a little too flighty acting as the burns' neighbor.
	6:06pm G: Is improvised conversation an art?
	6:07pm Wind: Yes G imo
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: Where'd you find the pants? Oh that's right, we don't wear pants on the radio! ;)
	6:09pm spacecadet: cast my vote for the old 'shrooms!
	6:09pm BH: the vote totals out of Missouri right now: Constitutional Amendment 3 3266 of 3266 Precincts Reported YES 1,089,326 53.106% NO 961,909 46.894% Total Votes: 2,051,235 It would be a big surprise if it didn't go through.
	6:10pm Dean: 1. Poetry 2. Music 3. Painting 4. Theater 5. Literature and belles lettres 6. Architecture 7. Sculpture 8. not sure 9. All those topics of books whose titles begin, The Fine Art of... (Italian cooking, advertising, baseball, propaganda, and so forth)
	6:10pm dale: called the long -ez.
	6:10pm melinda: hi friends
	6:10pm Dean: 25. The Fine Art of Ranking Things
	🚂 6:10pm PMD: One seater drone... hmmm
	6:11pm Tom from Swans Island: It was Long EZ. A home built fiberglass over styrofoam
	6:11pm Polly.: it was a long EZ aircraft - with an engine, not a glider
	6:11pm melinda: love the Far Side cartoon
	6:11pm Buckaroo: Not an ultralight - a homebuilt Rutan Long-EZ
	6:11pm dale: it had a fuel tank for each engine and one tank was too low and the engine cut out and he went into a roll.
	6:12pm dale: probably better than skiing into a tree but what do i know.
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: "May my show succeed And the shows of my friends fail-- Yet may I still be perceived as A 'Team Player'!" Reference to his "Benediction"! :)
	🚂 6:12pm Aaron in Minneapolis: @melinda, I found that one and sent it to Ken this morning to post on the playlist
	6:12pm bk845: It was a gyrocopter in Road Warrior. The character was named "The Gyro Captain"
	6:12pm wind: This is such an Uber intellectual topic ugh
	6:13pm Polly.: yes, he reached over his shoulder to switch tanks, and dumped the aircraft bc of that.
	6:13pm Wind: The ultimate art form is ….
	6:14pm dale: crocheted wall hangings of owls was VERY popular for a long time.
	6:14pm HyperDose: Music is #1 because it saves lives
	6:14pm Jackie G: there can be only one
	6:14pm Paul: Poetry is #1
	6:14pm Dean: Only one criterion: the odds that engaging with the art form will give one an experience of transcendence, of liberation from the merely quotidian.
	6:14pm wenzo toad: I wonder if spin art will make the top 20
	🚂 6:14pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Andy never listened to the Best Show when Tom makes lists with the listeners input.
	6:14pm StringOFperils: It's a 'resist process', Andy, like Ken's listening-style.
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: Don't forget "animation"!
	6:15pm queems: i think the owl wall hangings were macrame
	6:15pm Fredericks: Ballet is separate from other forms of dance? How many arts will we be rating?
	6:16pm Jackie G: they think they are number one but come across as number 2
	6:16pm Dave E: Batik comes from the island St Kitts
	6:16pm dale: queems - YESH. you are correct....
	6:16pm Dean: See, here's why poetry is number one, never mind that ballet or satire have already occupied the top slot. Poetry can rhyme with ballet (palais) or satire (flat tire), but ballet can't dance poetry and satire can't satirize it.
	6:16pm dale: the art of the insult should be high on andy's list.
	6:17pm Dean: Andy is no Don Rickles.
	6:17pm G: Andy takes the pole position.
	6:17pm queems: lolll i take knot tying very seriously
	6:17pm PigeonsAndRust: Storytelling is probably the oldest art form
	6:17pm Matt from Springfield: "Buffalo feces won't ya come out tonight..."
	🚂 6:17pm PMD: Oh live updates on the website. That's exciting.
	6:18pm dale: ken is correct - VERY interesting. www.youtube.com...
	6:18pm Jackie G: buffalo feces is number 2, what else?
	6:18pm PaulRobeson1922: Poetry, nothing Music, nothing Painting and dancing, nothingg The world's great books A great set of nothing Haughty and Foudy nothing F*cking nothing Sucking nothing Flesh and sex nothing. Church and Times Square All a lot of nothing Nothing, nothing, nothing
	6:19pm PigeonsAndRust: Andy's here. Find him!
	6:19pm G: Paul is a nihilist
	6:19pm PaulRobeson1922: Hold on it gets better, @G!
	6:20pm dale: those sculptures of motorcycles made from nuts and bolts and washers and some threaded rod are super artsy.
	6:20pm beej: What about the culinary arts?
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: That's too specific, call it under the umbrella of "graffiti" or something like. That covers more than just bathrooms.
	6:20pm Jackie G: Andy is barely even trying
	6:20pm PaulRobeson1922: Gandhi cleaned public toilets his whole adult life
	6:21pm StringOFperils: Doesn't bog painting fall under cave painting?
	6:21pm Dean: Crop circles
	6:21pm PigeonsAndRust: Yes Jackie, its like he's not even there
	6:21pm dale: writing your name in the snow.
	6:21pm Fredericks: How many art forms are there?
	6:21pm PaulRobeson1922: Dale wins #1
	🚂 6:22pm PMD: classic sabotage
	6:22pm Wind: Andy lied 🤣
	6:22pm JetBoy of Astoria: Model airplane building?
	6:22pm PigeonsAndRust: Let's drop this idea and rank the importance of ranking lists
	6:22pm Dean: The Fine Art of Sabotage
	6:22pm StringOFperils: False remorse sculpture. # 9
	6:22pm JetBoy of Astoria: Perhaps appearing remotely is sapping Andy’s abilities
	6:23pm Dean: Politics? Art of the possible? Cinema?! Anybody can take friggin' pictures!
	6:23pm Matt from Springfield: "Saturday Night Fever" took too long to establish the backstory. "Stayin' Alive" is all gravy, hence the sequel is always better!
	6:23pm G: Andy likes remote call-ins because Ken can't slug him for deliberately sabotaging the show
	6:24pm G: Is script doctoring an art form?
	6:24pm HyperDose: haha G
	6:24pm dale: staying alive was awful. john travolta in a broadway musical and he does this giant leap against the choreographers wishes. blah blah blah.
	6:25pm Jackie G: Andy just calling it in today, as the saying goes.
	6:25pm dale: OOH OOH! the art - of seductionnnn......
	6:25pm PigeonsAndRust: Can somebody hack the list to put "Pushin th' Little Daisies" at all 25 positions
	6:25pm StringOFperils: That's when the cigars came to mind.
	6:25pm PaulRobeson1922: Rembrandt is best remembered for being an Artist
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: @G: "Script doctoring", that sounds like fraud! ;)
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: @PaulRobeson: Not for being toothpaste??
	6:27pm PaulRobeson1922: @Matt from Springfield: I don’t know him well
	6:27pm StringOFperils: Denny's in Havana
	6:27pm Jackie G: now Andy starting to give orders. The nerve
	6:27pm dale: whittling crazy quilt-making ship in a bottle making mustache training toenail collecting
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: Thanks Aaron!
	6:28pm Wilson in SO: https://www.thefarside.com/
	6:28pm dave: He started making some new digital ones i think
	6:29pm PigeonsAndRust: Is there a term for making things out of feces? Because that would be appropriate
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: Ballet, Bali, Batik...
	6:29pm dale: is bali full of topless women like the 1970s bali bra ads suggested?
	6:29pm Josh: yes I'd like to see a ruling on Quilting
	6:29pm Jackie G: ventriloquism, that's an honorable art form
	6:29pm Wind: Music is not(yet) on this list
	6:30pm dave: Definitely
	6:30pm J. Fred: Balloon Animal Making
	6:30pm Dean: My favorite feces sculpture emerged, if you'll pardon the imagery, sometime in the '80s or '90s. A guy made a tiny self-portrait bust out of a little pebble of his own poop.
	6:30pm PigeonsAndRust: @Wind also appropriate for wfmu
	6:30pm PaulRobeson1922: Zen Garden raking
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: ...Balloon Animal Making (non-erotic)...
	6:31pm dale: balloon animal making combined with feces somehow.
	6:32pm ?: Public Karaoke, with tinny cellphone speaker accompaniment
	6:32pm beej: That's Grucci, not Gucci...
	6:32pm Matt from Springfield: (non-erotic, non-feces), (non-erotic, feces), (erotic, non-feces)...
	6:33pm Dean: Here it is, Tom Friedman: https://www.artforum.com/print/199509/next-to-nothing-the-art-of-tom-friedman-33100 See the last image.
	🚂 6:33pm PMD: Fin in the Water!
	6:33pm queems: do i keep hearing a cat meowing or
	6:33pm (Murakami Whywolf))): I thought it was called "Gums".
	6:33pm dale: can we get an opinion on rodeo clowning?
	6:34pm Wind: Fin in the water?
	6:34pm Jackie G: Andy not retired, he just tired
	6:34pm Dean: Is busking music or a separate art?
	6:34pm Matt from Springfield: The Gulf of Bothnia Sailors' Dramatic Society presents: "Finn In The Water".
	6:35pm Avery: Tattooing/Body Art
	6:35pm dale: animal husbandry is quite an art.
	6:35pm Wind: Worst title ever Andy. Headline writers are artists too
	6:35pm Dean: Is Va-Va Voom! Portuguese for Baba Booey?
	6:36pm PigeonsAndRust: @Dale "majored in animal husbandry...until they caught him at it one day..."
	6:36pm dave: What about the art of radio? Top of the list?
	6:36pm Lee B: motorcycle maintenance?
	6:36pm PigeonsAndRust: @dave clearly the bottom
	6:36pm Dean: Grifting?
	6:37pm StringOFperils: Here Comes the Sum. I can see the mistaken appeal.
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: They do bring the Art of specifically "bad radio" to a new level.
	6:37pm PaulRobeson1922: The best art is never seen
	6:37pm Lee B: Karaoke
	6:37pm Wind: Life=Art
	6:37pm PaulRobeson1922: Whole lotta shakin goin’ on
	6:38pm morphe': Novels came to be called Novels as they were a new form of elongated fiction writing in the Early 18th Cent = Novel .. TRISTRAM SHANDY being one of the best samples... or Candide as a late ealy entry
	6:38pm StringOFperils: Friends with cigars rate highly.
	6:38pm dale: pigeonsandrust - no one said it was condoned by the church. or science.
	6:38pm PaulRobeson1922: I don’t get art
	6:38pm Polly.: doesnt Andy have a room devoted to his 'art'?
	6:38pm Matt from Springfield: Ken is Andy's only friend. And when he tries to insert HIMSELF as his own friend instead, we kinda see why.
	6:39pm Dean: morphe', Is that per Ian Watt?
	6:39pm Art: I don’t get Paul Robeson 1922
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: @Polly: Are you talking about some "Artitorium" at Andy's house? He has several rooms for other purposes, I don't think there's room left for displaying art..
	6:39pm morphe': En Francais c'est "Object Trouvee""
	6:40pm queems: ballet 100% moves me to tears, so does choral singing. visual art does not, probably because i can make that at home
	6:41pm PigeonsAndRust: Oh my God I couldn't give away a bunch of Norman Rockwell collector plates. It took TWO YEARS to give them away
	6:41pm tom tom the pipers son: willem dekooning liked norman rockwell
	6:41pm Matt from Springfield: Tit-for-tat, Andy!
	6:41pm HyperDose: Man, Andy's really hanging on to those Rat Race earnings
	6:41pm TroyD8: Watched Moving 1988 (written by Andy) for the first time last week. Loved the we’re taking with us gag.
	6:42pm PaulRobeson1922: Normal Rockwell- What about the old man with his dog, fishing in a little dingy, a hole in his umbrella and a bottle of the drug alcohol floating behind the boat
	6:42pm ?: Penile Plaster Casting is surely an art form
	6:43pm JetBoy of Astoria: I watched Arthur 2 but was disappointed by the lack of talking horses
	6:43pm queems: anybody got any thomas kinkade collector’s plates
	6:43pm Pandie_Red: Bill Murray washed my dishes once.
	6:43pm Sam: Let’s play guess who Andy’s friend is. I guess Matt Groening.
	6:43pm dale: who was that wholesome new england artis who did some nudes that were undiscovered until his death?
	6:43pm StringOFperils: Hindsight. Can't even say that anymore.
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: Speaking of loving "without boundaries"...
	6:43pm PigeonsAndRust: @ Pam his address is 22 Green Hill Road, Madison NJ
	6:44pm PaulRobeson1922: What about a “workout artist”
	6:44pm tom tom the pipers son: andrew wyeth
	6:44pm Matt from Springfield: Hearts go out to you and your family, Pam.
	6:44pm dale: YESH. wyeth.
	6:44pm PigeonsAndRust: I really want a show where we rank everyone's dead mothers
	6:45pm PaulRobeson1922: Take you fer trips around the bay, brings you back the same day
	6:45pm dale: thanks tom tom...
	6:46pm Dean: Recall Vonnegut's use of the asterisk.
	6:46pm PigeonsAndRust: How do they put a newsletter when they can't even agree on a topic?
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: "Va va voom, can't believe I got voomed..."
	6:46pm PaulRobeson1922: Women can be artists too!
	6:46pm Sam: Candle making isn’t an art! It’s a craft!
	6:46pm tom tom the pipers son: you're welcome he was from pennsylvania not new england
	6:46pm Wind: Yes!
	6:46pm dale: ken should go out on legend of a mind. just tell andy it's a song about him.
	🚂 6:47pm PMD: That's hilarious
	6:47pm PaulRobeson1922: Ben Franklin was a vegetarian for years
	6:47pm TroyD8: I was a radio Dj for 10 years & made candles. Candle making always wins!
	6:48pm Wind: Guys or gals call in for a chance to go on a blind date with Pam.
	🚂 6:48pm PMD: @Matt from Springfield - thanks!
	6:48pm PigeonsAndRust: Pigeons do some cool mating dances
	6:48pm Matt from Springfield: Peacock, and peahen. Peafowl.
	6:49pm StringOFperils: Peacock Spider
	6:49pm Sam: Ba ba boon!!
	🚂 6:49pm PMD: @Wind, you know, I suggested that to Ken once and he said it would exclude too many people. Ha
	6:49pm StringOFperils: That's the stuff!
	6:50pm Ballpark Frank: Bread making!
	🚂 6:50pm PMD: This list would make a great password
	6:50pm dale: eefing. better than yodeling.
	6:50pm common: the past 3 minutes have been brilliant
	6:50pm PaulRobeson1922: What about mimicking animal sounds
	6:51pm Dean: Or mimicking human sounds? Frank Gorshin? Rich Little?
	6:51pm Sam: Clog dancing is what a plumber does after he hands you a massive bill.
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: YEAH!!! One of the best, played by amEdeo every week!
	6:52pm dale: is rich little or fred travelena EVER gonna cohost this show?
	6:52pm Jackie G: Tom Brady playing QB is an art form. Especially those 4th quarter comebacks.
	6:52pm Sam: Pam can stay with me.
	6:52pm Matt from Springfield: "Oh, Andy!"
	6:52pm dale: ha ha! i thought he meant sanitary napkin too.
	6:54pm Jackie G: the multi-use wipes. an airplane perk
	6:54pm Dean: Assemblage = right guaranteed by the First Amendment
	6:54pm dale: nudist colony eye diverting.
	6:55pm Wind: Omg. People and regular singing??? Non yodeling
	6:55pm Sam: Sarcasm, oh yeah, that’s a GREAT suggestion!
	6:55pm Wind: The list means NOTHING
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: (non-yodeling, non-erotic), (yodeling, non-erotic)...
	6:56pm Dean: Photo bombing Demolition derby Synchronized swimming and synchronized drying off
	6:56pm dave: Thanks!!
	🚂 6:56pm PMD: First time, worst time. Love that.
	6:56pm PigeonsAndRust: (Yodeling, non-erotic, feces)
	6:56pm StringOFperils: I would like a painting of wolves chewing on this list.
	6:56pm TroyD8: wolfman Jack
	6:56pm Jackie G: this radio show is better than the Bucci radio show. A little better
	6:57pm Sam: Mozart’s children were raised by a wolf gang
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: Bingo, PigeonsAndRust!
	6:57pm Wind: Yes! wolves chewing on this list. Ha. Love it
	6:57pm Dean: Tribute bands
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: FOCUS!!! \m/
	6:57pm Wind: Andy! Your energy sucks on skype!
	6:58pm HyperDose: Yes I love animated clips!
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: Well, no real point to today, though the combativeness was fun! Have a good night, everyone!
	6:59pm Wind: Good night ….sleeping as art form.
	🚂 6:59pm PMD: We should vote on the audio clip
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Wind: Perhaps my favorite, to participate in!
	7:00pm dale: no. you STOP having sex after you get married.
	7:01pm HyperDose: LOL dale
	12:31am Matt from Springfield: YES! "Mixed media" is DEAD LAST, as it should be!!!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 9, 2022

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