WFMU: Professor Dum Dum's Lab: Playlist from November 25, 2022

Listener comments!
	9:05am luka: enter da lab
	9:05am luka: RIP Eric Wagner forever
	9:05am HyperDose: Oh Dum Dum how I've missed you 😘
	9:06am Listener Bop Monroe: greetimngs fromcloudy Tannersville Prof DD! here you are at !!NINE!!!
	9:07am Listener Bop Monroe: \ml/
	9:07am King Adam: woohoo!
	9:07am bk845: Hail Professor!
	9:08am Listener Bop Monroe: i too am having green bastard jesus and ham
	9:09am dale: google with your noodle.
	9:09am Baja Joe: Good morning Professor DD
	9:09am The Butterman: Hi Professor! Ya big dummy.
	9:09am wind: Professor!! How are ya?
	9:10am lieutenant lambrusco: Bring it owww
	9:12am KingOfJunk: You come out for BLACK FRIDAY!
	9:12am Listener Bop Monroe: they came for jazz, they'll stay for SATAN!!!
	9:12am Ken From Hyde Park: Black Metal Friday
	9:14am wind: I’ll stay for the Black Friday Satanic ritual 😱
	9:14am Stanley: Listener Bop - you and that SATAN!
	9:15am HyperDose: Burn with me 🔥
	9:15am Listener Bop Monroe: :-) daddy, what's regret...?
	9:17am Handy Haversack: This is all very welcome. Morning, everyone.
	9:17am bk845: So many good Type O Negative covers...
	9:17am ike-o: Warming my soul in the glow of burning memories
	9:19am HyperDose: Robes and torches at the door, Handy. Join us will you?
	9:21am Handy Haversack: Cowl, athame, keys, Metrocard, molu, phylactery. I'll be right out!
	9:21am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Black Friday: time to groove to Woof Moo and sell wine 🍷
	9:25am Bill Zebub: Greeting all, and death to the Ugly Baby jesus
	9:27am Elmer Fudd: Wabbits!
	9:27am bk845: Indeed, death to the Ugly Baby jesus:)
	9:28am Mailman Tom: So good to have you back, dear Professor Dum Dum!
	9:29am KingOfJunk: Throw your mother in the garbage
	9:29am Listener Bop Monroe: who put the stump in his rumpty dumpty dump?
	9:31am Listener Bop Monroe: who was that man, did he include the stand
	9:31am Karl Ward: I am time traveling right now
	9:31am The Butterman: Uhhhh, Clay has a cat named Romulus, so it’s a real thing.
	9:31am Ken From Hyde Park: I presume the customer service number is 666?
	9:32am Listener Bop Monroe: he made my ugly baby jesus fall in love with me
	9:33am wind: lol yes call 666 for any suggestions and or complaints!
	9:34am HyperDose: Do you think Satan answers his own phone?
	9:34am bk845: You got your ugly baby jesus in my peanut butter!
	9:34am wind: Karl me too! The price of of Time traveling has gone up too like everything else.
	9:35am Listener Bop Monroe: and you got peanut butter in my ugly baby jesus...!
	9:36am Strandlund: What Would Ugly Baby Jesus Do..?
	9:36am bk845: mmm. delicious!
	9:38am Ken From Hyde Park: Thirty-one shopping days until Christmas. 🎁
	9:39am wind: Bill you actually introduced me to some pretty good music last time I heard your show! So I’m giving thanks to you for that🙏🏽
	9:41am Listener Bop Monroe: go Leroy Shield go! ...and there it is!! yay!!!
	9:41am HyperDose: ☎️ 201-209-9368 and harass this man! 😈
	9:42am Ballpark Frank: Is this Ken?
	9:43am Listener Bop Monroe: i'm a-scared... no.
	9:43am bk845: I'm too busy preparing for a Dungeons and Dragons campaign tomorrow, as any good Satanist would.
	9:44am Listener Bop Monroe: i wanna talk to the wolfman
	9:45am Handy Haversack: I can dig it, man, I can dig it.
	9:46am HyperDose: Manifest dirty jesus diapers
	9:46am Handy Haversack: bk845, send over notes. I'm feeling lazy for Sunday.
	9:46am Listener Bop Monroe: ...whadya call me for?!
	9:46am Mailman Tom: A tourist from Sweden was asked about his first impression of Americans. His answer: tiny heads on big bodies!
	9:48am Tommy: Sorry, what's the sixth digit of the number? I always miss it
	9:48am Sam: It was that snake in the grass Gabriel who did Mary
	9:52am luka: toilet language!!
	9:52am Mike W is a Swag4Lifer without icons: Huh, shows you what can happen
	9:52am Listener Robert: Missed it by that much.
	9:53am wind: Take the call
	9:53am Strandlund: OOPSIE...
	9:54am Handy Haversack: The syllable remained incomplete. In the beginning was the Wor.
	9:54am wind: It’s martyrdom dom
	9:55am Listener Bop Monroe: becuz st joseph aspirin tastes like blood orange
	9:55am Handy Haversack: History's biggest chump! We're talking about Joe Kennedy, right?
	9:56am Listener Robert: Is that like the cigaret, outstanding and he is mild?
	9:57am luka: seven holy herbs and spices
	9:57am Handy Haversack: Poetry-reading voice is the most disturbing thing so far this morning. I thought I'd never have to hear it again.
	9:57am HyperDose: If you talk about afterbirth I'm going to start getting hungry
	9:57am Smacky: Yummy, baby leftovers are oddly better than the original. weird.
	9:58am luka: or are you Cliff?!
	9:58am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Programming like this is why I'm a Swag For Lifer.
	9:58am wind: Augen 👀
	9:59am Listener Bop Monroe: ugly baby jesus placenta on polenta. mm-mm good!
	10:00am Smacky: My grandma got so upset one year we had baby jeebus in a can. Whoa!
	10:00am wind: Thanks Peter! I can’t afford to be A Lifer but thank god you can. Long live the Professor and this show!
	10:00am Soggy Donkey: Ditto Peter. This took the best of all turns.
	10:01am Mike W is a Swag4Lifer without icons: The Moles “Nailing Jesus to the Cro$s”: youtu.be... nailing Ted Neeley to the cross: youtu.be...
	10:02am Listener Bop Monroe: he wasn't no burl ives
	10:05am Handy Haversack: Still upset from poetry-reading voice. This song is helping me heal.
	10:05am KingOfJunk: Throw Mary in the garbage!
	10:05am G: And where's King Dean?
	10:07am HyperDose: Sweet lead tone
	10:08am KingOfJunk: Dum Dum wheeling the ship through stormy waters
	10:11am Pax: Mousey "Cursemas" may all of your Cursemas's be gloomy and dark.
	10:12am drone_B: Hola, from hell, but not hell michigan.
	10:13am HyperDose: Norway?
	10:14am wind: Holy this is so good! I can’t believe the f word flew on the FCC air today on black friday and I was here to hear it 🤣 what does it mean???
	10:16am drone_B: I just tuned in what are the topics?
	10:18am HyperDose: Read a poem or tell Professor Dum Dum how you would convince the "virgin" Mary to have an abortion
	10:18am Quinn02: that was last week's topic too
	10:18am wind: Time to weep for the ugly baby now!
	10:19am Handy Haversack: The big debate in my D&D-ish game right now is whether they should sew their own eyes shut. Sometimes these things just write themselves.
	10:19am wind: Man. It’s the topic of all time ….religion.
	10:20am egould: Vincent Price is straight gangster.
	10:20am bk845: @Handy-We're finishing up Rime of the Frostmaiden tomorrow, and starting on Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
	10:21am Quinn02: would Mothcock fit with this set? They're probably waiting for their new song to get played
	10:21am bk845: I'm too old and gainfully employed to create my own campaigns.
	10:21am HyperDose: Masque of the Red Death was also sampled in a Being as an Ocean song. Might need to re-watch for creative inspiration
	10:22am Handy Haversack: Wow, I will look those up, bk845! Are they 5th ed.? We play a 1e clone. We're in the middle of this: www.drivethrurpg.com...
	10:22am bk845: @Handy-So what's necessitating sewing their eyes shut? Something Medusa-like?
	10:23am wind: Yea. What’s with coraline?
	10:24am bk845: Yeah, I started playing 5e about 6 years ago, when I started running a campaign for my kids. Kids group is tomorrow. The adult group is in a couple of weeks.
	10:24am bk845: Wild Beyond the Witchlight has several humorous references to first edition DnD, like an NPC named "Thaco"
	10:25am Handy Haversack: Yeah, they suspect that. One is already turned to stone, and they can't find the exit. And the petrified one was their only living healer (things got messy the last few sessions), so they're all terrified of getting in the mix with anything right now. Are you in Brooklyn? My buddy's kids play all the time, partly through something called Game Lab in Park Slope. They're like 15 and 12 now?
	10:25am bk845: No, I'm upstate...WMFU land. My oldest is 18, and youngest is 16.
	10:28am Handy Haversack: Nice. If you ever want to hop into our game for a session, just hit me up through my profile here. We have some people who Zoom in (California, MA, NJ). Usually play 12-6 on Sundays. Oh, and there's a link to an adventure that I wrote in my profile.
	10:28am PaulRobeson1922: Good morning one & all! Whoa what time is it
	10:29am wind: Paul!
	10:29am wind: Time for Professor Dum Drum
	10:31am PaulRobeson1922: @Wind: i’m wondering, did you have the talk with yer family and friends about the Pile? Yet? If not that is ok too
	10:33am HyperDose: Comedy makes a lot of people cry. That just makes it funnier though.
	10:33am KingOfJunk: Parades are comedy unless there’s marching
	10:34am PaulRobeson1922: The WAKE & BAKE Memorial Compost Pile™ All the GListeners and their family and friends and associates are welcome to dance and shake their bones
	10:37am PaulRobeson1922: …Mouldering in the ground & you may laugh when u see us goin by but yer enjoying some of these freedoms we have died for
	10:37am wind: No. I have tried since 2012. No use…people are well you know …like Fred and Alan say…
	10:41am andaloudog: WTF is going on here?
	10:42am wind: It’s Professor Dum Dum PHD of human behavior!
	10:49am Tommy: 201-20NEIN-9368
	10:50am Chris: Howdy prof
	10:51am Ken From Hyde Park: Instead of memorizing peoples' phone numbers and dialing the digits, we now rely on the contact list in the phone and simply push the button for "Dave" or whoever.
	10:51am Crei6hton: Morning WFMU
	10:52am HyperDose: A poem, NOT a haiku. A haiku gets you impaled if I remember correctly.
	10:52am Pax: Da profeszor's garbage pale is'zt getting full of discarded mother's
	10:52am Handy Haversack: Ken, I still memorize phone numbers! It's one of my very few talents.
	10:52am Ciggy: Red Cell - Decoded Feedback
	10:52am Deano de los Muertos: Hey Prof, we met in Casey’s basement once
	10:54am prof.fuzz: howdy y'all.
	10:54am rx scabin: Good morning, Everyone. My dinner was very good yesterday.
	10:56am rx scabin: Hello, Prof. DD. Perfect selecting.
	10:56am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Hi Hi Hi all!
	10:57am Handy Haversack: Yo, prof.fuzz!
	10:58am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: 🎶to the tune of mary had a little lamb🎶 “Mary got pregnant, push her, push her…”
	10:59am bk845: I'm glad I didn't call in with a haiku a couple of weeks ago during the Glen Jones fill in.
	11:00am Ken From Hyde Park: Very nice, Handy. My speciality was memorizing area codes until there got to be 300 or so. There are way too many now to keep up with.
	11:00am wind: That was great!
	11:00am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: 🎶to the tune of mary had a little lamb🎶 Mary got pregnant, push her, push her. Mary got pregnant, push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Mary got pregnant push her down the stairs Jezus we’re only kidding! Jezus we’re only kidding…
	11:03am bk845: @Handy - We used Roll20 during COVID, and I use it now for tabletop maps (I bought an inexpensive TV that I have laying flat on the table).
	11:06am Handy Haversack: Nice, bk845! I have played in games using it a few times but never really tried using it. We play a pretty theater-of-the-mind style rather than tactical-grid style. I'll drop snips of images into the Discord sometimes, esp. since everyone's too lazy to map these days!
	11:08am Strandlund: Is there a "9" in the phone number?
	11:08am HyperDose: That would be a great Doctor Who episode
	11:08am wind: Yea. Same
	11:09am Pax: Fargast = fart
	11:10am chresti: Take mother-to-be Mary on a bumpy off road motorcycle ride.
	11:10am Baja Joe: I just noticed. This show is so irreverent.
	11:11am bk845: This reminds me of old school Celtic Frost.
	11:11am Ciggy: Lunch hour Strippers love to writhe to this song
	11:11am Wind: Amen
	11:11am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Did anyone mention liquor yet? Liquor will end babies
	11:12am bk845: @Handy - I've always been into painting minis, so it helps having maps to use them on. Not that I have any time for painting minis either!
	11:12am bk845: In fact, I bought some of those 3D color printed minis for the kids' characters from Hero Forge. It was either that, or they would have to wait until the end of the campaign by the time I finished painting them!
	11:14am Wind: Strandlund lol
	11:16am Handy Haversack: I totally get it, bk845. We used to use them but drifted away from it. Not much room to store them in a BK apartment also! I did find a box of my painted minis from when I was a kid. They are ... not good. I have been playing with some version of this current group since 2003 now! We played AD&D up till about 2014 and then switched to AS&SH (Hyperborea), which is broadly similar but no demi-humans. Basically, all the Tolkien is taken out and the pulp weird fiction is turned up higher.
	11:18am bk845: Ah, like the old school Conan books:)
	11:18am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Oh Christmas tree, oH Christmas tree how lovely are your blood soaked branches
	11:18am HyperDose: Sounds like you have to possess big brain to play D&D. Minecraft is more my speed lol
	11:19am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: “1 man of peace dies and 1,000 wars began…”
	11:19am Handy Haversack: Exactly. Just hopefully with less old-school, boiling-hot, Texas-style racism!
	11:19am Pax: Fargastneugan = Flatulence
	11:21am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Oh Christmas Tree oH Christmas tree, how lovley are my golf clubs! Oh Christmas Tree oH Christmas tree how blood stained are your branches. Golf balls and incense and blood red branches
	11:24am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Teeth, blood, golf clubs, tinsel, lights, babies breath, new life. Girls named sandy
	11:25am Wind: HyperDose I think so too.
	11:25am SeanG: double bass drums!
	11:26am PaulRobeson1922: All are welcomed. the pile grows and sinks back with each passing day
	11:27am PaulRobeson1922: A real grope for peace
	11:27am PaulRobeson1922: @Handy: leave Texas alone!!!!!
	11:30am PaulRobeson1922: What happened to baby Jesus? You know there is more to the story than meets the eye… mystery cults and Zoroastrianism and over 800 shops in the Roman market that freely and openly sold the juice of the poppy - the “blood of Prometheus”
	11:31am PaulRobeson1922: Despite what you may have heard- Christ is a Radical for LOVe and anything else is hearsay
	11:32am The Butterman: PaulRobeson, Barefootin’ Along- I’m whistling’ and a singing and carrying on- right with you!
	11:32am Wind: Professor, your show is reFreshing compared to the "norm" I appreciate that:)
	11:33am bk845: Hail to the King!
	11:33am PaulRobeson1922: @The Butterman: oH Yes!
	11:34am JB: KING DIAMOND!!
	11:35am HyperDose: This is making me want to buy a flying broom
	11:35am The Butterman: I’d like to hear King Diamond cover Neil Diamond. Holly Holy, perhaps?
	11:35am Hi ThAir!: There was an ugly baby jesus atop our tree; each day more hideous we all could see; we knocked him down and with no further drama, threw him in the garbage - with his mama!
	11:37am PaulRobeson1922: @Hi Thair: poem Vanished into thin air! Like it never was. Where is the blood? Where are the entrails!!! You ate the entrails!!!!
	11:38am Wind: Hi ThAir!! That's great...call in:)
	11:39am Wind: That mean always gets me LOL
	11:39am PaulRobeson1922: She was 16 right? They do not let 16 year old adopt a baby!!! So maybe she can Be reasoned with but I do not support this.
	11:39am Wind: 2099999999999999999
	11:40am PaulRobeson1922: I support letting the baby live! Give the babies every chance to GListen to FMu! Let the babies live!!!
	11:40am Lion: What the hell is going on
	11:41am Wind: Lion.It's the Professor Doctor PHD of human psychology
	11:41am Wind: Human Behavior I mean...
	11:42am PaulRobeson1922: @Lion: we r bringing babies to the front!!! Over the top!! We don’t care that your 5 years old! Can you hold the gun!! Over the top!
	11:42am PaulRobeson1922: You’re darnit
	11:44am Wind: Oh this is some good woman to woman information!
	11:44am PaulRobeson1922: There Are no options- we got to love one another and we got to die- so rip yer panties off and look me right in the eye. You know me, I look a-lot like Jesus christ
	11:44am Pax: I heard NiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNE !!!! So clearly it's still ringing in my ears from the first time I heard it !
	11:45am Wind: Hahaha Pax!
	11:45am Wind: Plan B
	11:46am Smacky: Jeebus was called the lamb b/c his dad was a randy sheep
	11:46am PaulRobeson1922: we got hairs growing round’ our nose and throat Old Fashioned ways, Like WWI? Why wait till the babe is strong enough to hold the gun? Before you know happening… “pregnancy contents” i do not like that term no no no
	11:47am PaulRobeson1922: I honestly want the babies to live
	11:48am PaulRobeson1922: Give the babies a chance to GListen! That is all we are saying Please!
	11:49am HyperDose: If the babies live then what will I decorate my apartment with?
	11:50am PaulRobeson1922: @The Butterman: Did you know, Jesus is HIP! I can elaborate but it may not be tasteful to the “establishment” and YOUR PARENTS
	11:50am PaulRobeson1922: I got to be coming up on #20 so we have 1 shot at this, Butterman SIR!
	11:52am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: AIM FOR LIFE
	11:54am Wind: Aim 4 life...yes! if you can "afford" it
	11:54am The Butterman: I got nothing PaulRobeson!
	11:54am Izzywizzy: Sites to find pills: Plancpills.org Ineedana.com Aidaccess.org Resources for support: All-options.org Exhaleprovoice.org
	11:56am Wind: Great show Professor!
	11:57am HyperDose: Thank you, Dum Dum. You make me want to be a better servant to the dark lord. It is because of your dedication that upon the eve of my impending demise, I will leave my riches to you.
	11:58am ami ad: danke schoen
	11:58am Izzywizzy: At home abortion, often called “self-managed abortion” is a combination of 2 medications: misoprostol and mifepristone. It is extremely safe and effective for at-home use. Mary doesn’t even have to leave her manger.
	11:58am The Butterman: Yes, always amazing shows, Professor! I’m honored to have attended your class. Thank you.
	11:58am pot8o: thanks!
	11:59am PaulRobeson1922: @The Butterman: We are not farm animals!!! wfmu.org... We are GListeners GoshDarnit!!!! The Word is LOVe. Say the word and be like me…
	11:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Prof. Come back again soon.
	12:00pm Handy Haversack: Oh, shoot! Thanks, Professor. I am cleansed in the blood of something or other.
	12:00pm bk845: Great show Professor!
	12:00pm PaulRobeson1922: Great show! Mhmmmm mmhhm
	12:01pm bk845: @Izzy- Thanks for the info!
	12:01pm Wind: thanks Izzy!!!
	12:02pm HyperDose: Can't wait to get my first abortion!
	12:07pm ?: dum dums and dummies
	12:12pm ?: wfmu is the best
	12:17pm ?: hope yos are doing well. ard prof... impale the maden's head on the crucifix mary is a dum turkey

Professor Dum Dum's Lab: Playlist from November 25, 2022

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November 25, 2022: Killing the Ugly Baby jesus

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Approx. start time
Trouble	Breathe "Breathe" by "Trouble"	Manic Frustration	Hammerheart	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Coph Nia	Fire "Fire" by "Coph Nia"	The Dark Illuminati	Cold meat Industry	0:06:10 (Pop-up)
Ozzy Osbourne & Type O Negative	Pictures of Matchstick Men			0:12:17 (Pop-up)
Sanctuary	White Rabbit "White Rabbit" by "Sanctuary"	Dark Reflections	Century Media	0:17:28 (Pop-up)
Atrocity	Let's Dance "Let's Dance" by "Atrocity"	Werk 80	Swan Song	0:27:23 (Pop-up)
Sammal	Jos Ei Pella "Jos Ei Pella" by "Sammal"	Aika Laulaa		0:31:46 (Pop-up)
Communic	Wayward Souls "Wayward Souls" by "Communic"	The Bottom Deep	Nuclear Blast	0:59:10 (Pop-up)
O.R.K.	Consequence "Consequence" by "O.R.K."	Screamnasium		1:05:57 (Pop-up)
Theatre of Tragedy	And When He Falleth	Velvet Darkness they Fear		1:10:03 (Pop-up)
Elend	Les Ténèbres Du Dehors "Les Ténèbres Du Dehors" by "Elend"	Les Ténèbres Du Dehors	Holy Records	1:17:08 (Pop-up)
Lisa hammer	The Muses "The Muses" by "Lisa hammer"	Dakani		1:21:12 (Pop-up)
Funeral	Your Pain is Mine "Your Pain is Mine" by "Funeral"	Demo		1:46:16 (Pop-up)
Sugartin	Immer "Immer" by "Sugartin"	Dance		1:51:33 (Pop-up)
Requiem in White	A Fixed Place of Heaven			2:05:04 (Pop-up)
Avatarium	God is Silent "God is Silent" by "Avatarium"	Death, Where is thy Sting?		2:08:19 (Pop-up)
Nevermore	The Sorrowed Man "The Sorrowed Man" by "Nevermore"	In memory	Centruy Media Records	2:13:16 (Pop-up)
Judicator	The High Priestess "The High Priestess" by "Judicator"	The Majesty of Decay		2:18:47 (Pop-up)
A Forest of Stars	Tombward Bound "Tombward Bound" by "A Forest of Stars"		Prophesy Productions	2:23:53 (Pop-up)
Mercyful Fate	Melissa "Melissa" by "Mercyful Fate"	Melissa	Roadrunner	2:26:29 (Pop-up)
madder Mortem	The Flesh, The Blood, and the Man			2:44:36 (Pop-up)
Gaupa	Somnen "Somnen" by "Gaupa"	Myiad		2:48:49 (Pop-up)
Saturnus	The Fall of Nikkiel "The Fall of Nikkiel" by "Saturnus"			2:51:21 (Pop-up)
	Det Siste Landscap "Det Siste Landscap"			2:55:28 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:05am luka: enter da lab
	9:05am luka: RIP Eric Wagner forever
	9:05am HyperDose: Oh Dum Dum how I've missed you 😘
	9:06am Listener Bop Monroe: greetimngs fromcloudy Tannersville Prof DD! here you are at !!NINE!!!
	9:07am Listener Bop Monroe: \ml/
	9:07am King Adam: woohoo!
	9:07am bk845: Hail Professor!
	9:08am Listener Bop Monroe: i too am having green bastard jesus and ham
	9:09am dale: google with your noodle.
	9:09am Baja Joe: Good morning Professor DD
	9:09am The Butterman: Hi Professor! Ya big dummy.
	9:09am wind: Professor!! How are ya?
	9:10am lieutenant lambrusco: Bring it owww
	9:12am KingOfJunk: You come out for BLACK FRIDAY!
	9:12am Listener Bop Monroe: they came for jazz, they'll stay for SATAN!!!
	9:12am Ken From Hyde Park: Black Metal Friday
	9:14am wind: I’ll stay for the Black Friday Satanic ritual 😱
	9:14am Stanley: Listener Bop - you and that SATAN!
	9:15am HyperDose: Burn with me 🔥
	9:15am Listener Bop Monroe: :-) daddy, what's regret...?
	9:17am Handy Haversack: This is all very welcome. Morning, everyone.
	9:17am bk845: So many good Type O Negative covers...
	9:17am ike-o: Warming my soul in the glow of burning memories
	9:19am HyperDose: Robes and torches at the door, Handy. Join us will you?
	9:21am Handy Haversack: Cowl, athame, keys, Metrocard, molu, phylactery. I'll be right out!
	9:21am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Black Friday: time to groove to Woof Moo and sell wine 🍷
	9:25am Bill Zebub: Greeting all, and death to the Ugly Baby jesus
	9:27am Elmer Fudd: Wabbits!
	9:27am bk845: Indeed, death to the Ugly Baby jesus:)
	9:28am Mailman Tom: So good to have you back, dear Professor Dum Dum!
	9:29am KingOfJunk: Throw your mother in the garbage
	9:29am Listener Bop Monroe: who put the stump in his rumpty dumpty dump?
	9:31am Listener Bop Monroe: who was that man, did he include the stand
	9:31am Karl Ward: I am time traveling right now
	9:31am The Butterman: Uhhhh, Clay has a cat named Romulus, so it’s a real thing.
	9:31am Ken From Hyde Park: I presume the customer service number is 666?
	9:32am Listener Bop Monroe: he made my ugly baby jesus fall in love with me
	9:33am wind: lol yes call 666 for any suggestions and or complaints!
	9:34am HyperDose: Do you think Satan answers his own phone?
	9:34am bk845: You got your ugly baby jesus in my peanut butter!
	9:34am wind: Karl me too! The price of of Time traveling has gone up too like everything else.
	9:35am Listener Bop Monroe: and you got peanut butter in my ugly baby jesus...!
	9:36am Strandlund: What Would Ugly Baby Jesus Do..?
	9:36am bk845: mmm. delicious!
	9:38am Ken From Hyde Park: Thirty-one shopping days until Christmas. 🎁
	9:39am wind: Bill you actually introduced me to some pretty good music last time I heard your show! So I’m giving thanks to you for that🙏🏽
	9:41am Listener Bop Monroe: go Leroy Shield go! ...and there it is!! yay!!!
	9:41am HyperDose: ☎️ 201-209-9368 and harass this man! 😈
	9:42am Ballpark Frank: Is this Ken?
	9:43am Listener Bop Monroe: i'm a-scared... no.
	9:43am bk845: I'm too busy preparing for a Dungeons and Dragons campaign tomorrow, as any good Satanist would.
	9:44am Listener Bop Monroe: i wanna talk to the wolfman
	9:45am Handy Haversack: I can dig it, man, I can dig it.
	9:46am HyperDose: Manifest dirty jesus diapers
	9:46am Handy Haversack: bk845, send over notes. I'm feeling lazy for Sunday.
	9:46am Listener Bop Monroe: ...whadya call me for?!
	9:46am Mailman Tom: A tourist from Sweden was asked about his first impression of Americans. His answer: tiny heads on big bodies!
	9:48am Tommy: Sorry, what's the sixth digit of the number? I always miss it
	9:48am Sam: It was that snake in the grass Gabriel who did Mary
	9:52am luka: toilet language!!
	9:52am Mike W is a Swag4Lifer without icons: Huh, shows you what can happen
	9:52am Listener Robert: Missed it by that much.
	9:53am wind: Take the call
	9:53am Strandlund: OOPSIE...
	9:54am Handy Haversack: The syllable remained incomplete. In the beginning was the Wor.
	9:54am wind: It’s martyrdom dom
	9:55am Listener Bop Monroe: becuz st joseph aspirin tastes like blood orange
	9:55am Handy Haversack: History's biggest chump! We're talking about Joe Kennedy, right?
	9:56am Listener Robert: Is that like the cigaret, outstanding and he is mild?
	9:57am luka: seven holy herbs and spices
	9:57am Handy Haversack: Poetry-reading voice is the most disturbing thing so far this morning. I thought I'd never have to hear it again.
	9:57am HyperDose: If you talk about afterbirth I'm going to start getting hungry
	9:57am Smacky: Yummy, baby leftovers are oddly better than the original. weird.
	9:58am luka: or are you Cliff?!
	9:58am Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: Programming like this is why I'm a Swag For Lifer.
	9:58am wind: Augen 👀
	9:59am Listener Bop Monroe: ugly baby jesus placenta on polenta. mm-mm good!
	10:00am Smacky: My grandma got so upset one year we had baby jeebus in a can. Whoa!
	10:00am wind: Thanks Peter! I can’t afford to be A Lifer but thank god you can. Long live the Professor and this show!
	10:00am Soggy Donkey: Ditto Peter. This took the best of all turns.
	10:01am Mike W is a Swag4Lifer without icons: The Moles “Nailing Jesus to the Cro$s”: youtu.be... nailing Ted Neeley to the cross: youtu.be...
	10:02am Listener Bop Monroe: he wasn't no burl ives
	10:05am Handy Haversack: Still upset from poetry-reading voice. This song is helping me heal.
	10:05am KingOfJunk: Throw Mary in the garbage!
	10:05am G: And where's King Dean?
	10:07am HyperDose: Sweet lead tone
	10:08am KingOfJunk: Dum Dum wheeling the ship through stormy waters
	10:11am Pax: Mousey "Cursemas" may all of your Cursemas's be gloomy and dark.
	10:12am drone_B: Hola, from hell, but not hell michigan.
	10:13am HyperDose: Norway?
	10:14am wind: Holy this is so good! I can’t believe the f word flew on the FCC air today on black friday and I was here to hear it 🤣 what does it mean???
	10:16am drone_B: I just tuned in what are the topics?
	10:18am HyperDose: Read a poem or tell Professor Dum Dum how you would convince the "virgin" Mary to have an abortion
	10:18am Quinn02: that was last week's topic too
	10:18am wind: Time to weep for the ugly baby now!
	10:19am Handy Haversack: The big debate in my D&D-ish game right now is whether they should sew their own eyes shut. Sometimes these things just write themselves.
	10:19am wind: Man. It’s the topic of all time ….religion.
	10:20am egould: Vincent Price is straight gangster.
	10:20am bk845: @Handy-We're finishing up Rime of the Frostmaiden tomorrow, and starting on Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
	10:21am Quinn02: would Mothcock fit with this set? They're probably waiting for their new song to get played
	10:21am bk845: I'm too old and gainfully employed to create my own campaigns.
	10:21am HyperDose: Masque of the Red Death was also sampled in a Being as an Ocean song. Might need to re-watch for creative inspiration
	10:22am Handy Haversack: Wow, I will look those up, bk845! Are they 5th ed.? We play a 1e clone. We're in the middle of this: www.drivethrurpg.com...
	10:22am bk845: @Handy-So what's necessitating sewing their eyes shut? Something Medusa-like?
	10:23am wind: Yea. What’s with coraline?
	10:24am bk845: Yeah, I started playing 5e about 6 years ago, when I started running a campaign for my kids. Kids group is tomorrow. The adult group is in a couple of weeks.
	10:24am bk845: Wild Beyond the Witchlight has several humorous references to first edition DnD, like an NPC named "Thaco"
	10:25am Handy Haversack: Yeah, they suspect that. One is already turned to stone, and they can't find the exit. And the petrified one was their only living healer (things got messy the last few sessions), so they're all terrified of getting in the mix with anything right now. Are you in Brooklyn? My buddy's kids play all the time, partly through something called Game Lab in Park Slope. They're like 15 and 12 now?
	10:25am bk845: No, I'm upstate...WMFU land. My oldest is 18, and youngest is 16.
	10:28am Handy Haversack: Nice. If you ever want to hop into our game for a session, just hit me up through my profile here. We have some people who Zoom in (California, MA, NJ). Usually play 12-6 on Sundays. Oh, and there's a link to an adventure that I wrote in my profile.
	10:28am PaulRobeson1922: Good morning one & all! Whoa what time is it
	10:29am wind: Paul!
	10:29am wind: Time for Professor Dum Drum
	10:31am PaulRobeson1922: @Wind: i’m wondering, did you have the talk with yer family and friends about the Pile? Yet? If not that is ok too
	10:33am HyperDose: Comedy makes a lot of people cry. That just makes it funnier though.
	10:33am KingOfJunk: Parades are comedy unless there’s marching
	10:34am PaulRobeson1922: The WAKE & BAKE Memorial Compost Pile™ All the GListeners and their family and friends and associates are welcome to dance and shake their bones
	10:37am PaulRobeson1922: …Mouldering in the ground & you may laugh when u see us goin by but yer enjoying some of these freedoms we have died for
	10:37am wind: No. I have tried since 2012. No use…people are well you know …like Fred and Alan say…
	10:41am andaloudog: WTF is going on here?
	10:42am wind: It’s Professor Dum Dum PHD of human behavior!
	10:49am Tommy: 201-20NEIN-9368
	10:50am Chris: Howdy prof
	10:51am Ken From Hyde Park: Instead of memorizing peoples' phone numbers and dialing the digits, we now rely on the contact list in the phone and simply push the button for "Dave" or whoever.
	10:51am Crei6hton: Morning WFMU
	10:52am HyperDose: A poem, NOT a haiku. A haiku gets you impaled if I remember correctly.
	10:52am Pax: Da profeszor's garbage pale is'zt getting full of discarded mother's
	10:52am Handy Haversack: Ken, I still memorize phone numbers! It's one of my very few talents.
	10:52am Ciggy: Red Cell - Decoded Feedback
	10:52am Deano de los Muertos: Hey Prof, we met in Casey’s basement once
	10:54am prof.fuzz: howdy y'all.
	10:54am rx scabin: Good morning, Everyone. My dinner was very good yesterday.
	10:56am rx scabin: Hello, Prof. DD. Perfect selecting.
	10:56am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Hi Hi Hi all!
	10:57am Handy Haversack: Yo, prof.fuzz!
	10:58am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: 🎶to the tune of mary had a little lamb🎶 “Mary got pregnant, push her, push her…”
	10:59am bk845: I'm glad I didn't call in with a haiku a couple of weeks ago during the Glen Jones fill in.
	11:00am Ken From Hyde Park: Very nice, Handy. My speciality was memorizing area codes until there got to be 300 or so. There are way too many now to keep up with.
	11:00am wind: That was great!
	11:00am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: 🎶to the tune of mary had a little lamb🎶 Mary got pregnant, push her, push her. Mary got pregnant, push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Mary got pregnant push her down the stairs Jezus we’re only kidding! Jezus we’re only kidding…
	11:03am bk845: @Handy - We used Roll20 during COVID, and I use it now for tabletop maps (I bought an inexpensive TV that I have laying flat on the table).
	11:06am Handy Haversack: Nice, bk845! I have played in games using it a few times but never really tried using it. We play a pretty theater-of-the-mind style rather than tactical-grid style. I'll drop snips of images into the Discord sometimes, esp. since everyone's too lazy to map these days!
	11:08am Strandlund: Is there a "9" in the phone number?
	11:08am HyperDose: That would be a great Doctor Who episode
	11:08am wind: Yea. Same
	11:09am Pax: Fargast = fart
	11:10am chresti: Take mother-to-be Mary on a bumpy off road motorcycle ride.
	11:10am Baja Joe: I just noticed. This show is so irreverent.
	11:11am bk845: This reminds me of old school Celtic Frost.
	11:11am Ciggy: Lunch hour Strippers love to writhe to this song
	11:11am Wind: Amen
	11:11am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Did anyone mention liquor yet? Liquor will end babies
	11:12am bk845: @Handy - I've always been into painting minis, so it helps having maps to use them on. Not that I have any time for painting minis either!
	11:12am bk845: In fact, I bought some of those 3D color printed minis for the kids' characters from Hero Forge. It was either that, or they would have to wait until the end of the campaign by the time I finished painting them!
	11:14am Wind: Strandlund lol
	11:16am Handy Haversack: I totally get it, bk845. We used to use them but drifted away from it. Not much room to store them in a BK apartment also! I did find a box of my painted minis from when I was a kid. They are ... not good. I have been playing with some version of this current group since 2003 now! We played AD&D up till about 2014 and then switched to AS&SH (Hyperborea), which is broadly similar but no demi-humans. Basically, all the Tolkien is taken out and the pulp weird fiction is turned up higher.
	11:18am bk845: Ah, like the old school Conan books:)
	11:18am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Oh Christmas tree, oH Christmas tree how lovely are your blood soaked branches
	11:18am HyperDose: Sounds like you have to possess big brain to play D&D. Minecraft is more my speed lol
	11:19am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: “1 man of peace dies and 1,000 wars began…”
	11:19am Handy Haversack: Exactly. Just hopefully with less old-school, boiling-hot, Texas-style racism!
	11:19am Pax: Fargastneugan = Flatulence
	11:21am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Oh Christmas Tree oH Christmas tree, how lovley are my golf clubs! Oh Christmas Tree oH Christmas tree how blood stained are your branches. Golf balls and incense and blood red branches
	11:24am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: Teeth, blood, golf clubs, tinsel, lights, babies breath, new life. Girls named sandy
	11:25am Wind: HyperDose I think so too.
	11:25am SeanG: double bass drums!
	11:26am PaulRobeson1922: All are welcomed. the pile grows and sinks back with each passing day
	11:27am PaulRobeson1922: A real grope for peace
	11:27am PaulRobeson1922: @Handy: leave Texas alone!!!!!
	11:30am PaulRobeson1922: What happened to baby Jesus? You know there is more to the story than meets the eye… mystery cults and Zoroastrianism and over 800 shops in the Roman market that freely and openly sold the juice of the poppy - the “blood of Prometheus”
	11:31am PaulRobeson1922: Despite what you may have heard- Christ is a Radical for LOVe and anything else is hearsay
	11:32am The Butterman: PaulRobeson, Barefootin’ Along- I’m whistling’ and a singing and carrying on- right with you!
	11:32am Wind: Professor, your show is reFreshing compared to the "norm" I appreciate that:)
	11:33am bk845: Hail to the King!
	11:33am PaulRobeson1922: @The Butterman: oH Yes!
	11:34am JB: KING DIAMOND!!
	11:35am HyperDose: This is making me want to buy a flying broom
	11:35am The Butterman: I’d like to hear King Diamond cover Neil Diamond. Holly Holy, perhaps?
	11:35am Hi ThAir!: There was an ugly baby jesus atop our tree; each day more hideous we all could see; we knocked him down and with no further drama, threw him in the garbage - with his mama!
	11:37am PaulRobeson1922: @Hi Thair: poem Vanished into thin air! Like it never was. Where is the blood? Where are the entrails!!! You ate the entrails!!!!
	11:38am Wind: Hi ThAir!! That's great...call in:)
	11:39am Wind: That mean always gets me LOL
	11:39am PaulRobeson1922: She was 16 right? They do not let 16 year old adopt a baby!!! So maybe she can Be reasoned with but I do not support this.
	11:39am Wind: 2099999999999999999
	11:40am PaulRobeson1922: I support letting the baby live! Give the babies every chance to GListen to FMu! Let the babies live!!!
	11:40am Lion: What the hell is going on
	11:41am Wind: Lion.It's the Professor Doctor PHD of human psychology
	11:41am Wind: Human Behavior I mean...
	11:42am PaulRobeson1922: @Lion: we r bringing babies to the front!!! Over the top!! We don’t care that your 5 years old! Can you hold the gun!! Over the top!
	11:42am PaulRobeson1922: You’re darnit
	11:44am Wind: Oh this is some good woman to woman information!
	11:44am PaulRobeson1922: There Are no options- we got to love one another and we got to die- so rip yer panties off and look me right in the eye. You know me, I look a-lot like Jesus christ
	11:44am Pax: I heard NiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiNE !!!! So clearly it's still ringing in my ears from the first time I heard it !
	11:45am Wind: Hahaha Pax!
	11:45am Wind: Plan B
	11:46am Smacky: Jeebus was called the lamb b/c his dad was a randy sheep
	11:46am PaulRobeson1922: we got hairs growing round’ our nose and throat Old Fashioned ways, Like WWI? Why wait till the babe is strong enough to hold the gun? Before you know happening… “pregnancy contents” i do not like that term no no no
	11:47am PaulRobeson1922: I honestly want the babies to live
	11:48am PaulRobeson1922: Give the babies a chance to GListen! That is all we are saying Please!
	11:49am HyperDose: If the babies live then what will I decorate my apartment with?
	11:50am PaulRobeson1922: @The Butterman: Did you know, Jesus is HIP! I can elaborate but it may not be tasteful to the “establishment” and YOUR PARENTS
	11:50am PaulRobeson1922: I got to be coming up on #20 so we have 1 shot at this, Butterman SIR!
	11:52am Barefootin’ 🌈 Along: AIM FOR LIFE
	11:54am Wind: Aim 4 life...yes! if you can "afford" it
	11:54am The Butterman: I got nothing PaulRobeson!
	11:54am Izzywizzy: Sites to find pills: Plancpills.org Ineedana.com Aidaccess.org Resources for support: All-options.org Exhaleprovoice.org
	11:56am Wind: Great show Professor!
	11:57am HyperDose: Thank you, Dum Dum. You make me want to be a better servant to the dark lord. It is because of your dedication that upon the eve of my impending demise, I will leave my riches to you.
	11:58am ami ad: danke schoen
	11:58am Izzywizzy: At home abortion, often called “self-managed abortion” is a combination of 2 medications: misoprostol and mifepristone. It is extremely safe and effective for at-home use. Mary doesn’t even have to leave her manger.
	11:58am The Butterman: Yes, always amazing shows, Professor! I’m honored to have attended your class. Thank you.
	11:58am pot8o: thanks!
	11:59am PaulRobeson1922: @The Butterman: We are not farm animals!!! wfmu.org... We are GListeners GoshDarnit!!!! The Word is LOVe. Say the word and be like me…
	11:59am Ken From Hyde Park: Thanks, Prof. Come back again soon.
	12:00pm Handy Haversack: Oh, shoot! Thanks, Professor. I am cleansed in the blood of something or other.
	12:00pm bk845: Great show Professor!
	12:00pm PaulRobeson1922: Great show! Mhmmmm mmhhm
	12:01pm bk845: @Izzy- Thanks for the info!
	12:01pm Wind: thanks Izzy!!!
	12:02pm HyperDose: Can't wait to get my first abortion!
	12:07pm ?: dum dums and dummies
	12:12pm ?: wfmu is the best
	12:17pm ?: hope yos are doing well. ard prof... impale the maden's head on the crucifix mary is a dum turkey

Professor Dum Dum's Lab: Playlist from November 25, 2022

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