Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from December 7, 2022 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting December 7, 2022: Say Goodbye to Ken Before He Dies of a Heart Attack

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:01pm
khd:

go to hell
  6:01pm
JetBoy of Astoria:

Good day to you too!
  6:01pm
beej:

apparently, Ken's there now...
  6:02pm
JetBoy of Astoria:

Without Ken, who’s gonna give out the phone number?
  6:03pm
i̺k̺e̺:

@khd, we're already there. In radio hell, that is.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
Handy Haversack:

John 'NR' Wayne.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Oooo, a guest host!
Avatar 6:04pm
khd:

only because andy has absolutely no idea on how to run the board
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Phillippe:

So Ken is having dinner with Andy in the Popeye's drivethru?
Avatar 6:05pm
HyperDose:

I like my radio fresh, not frozen
  6:05pm
Elon Musk:

I do.
  6:06pm
Barrack Obama:

So do I.
Avatar 6:06pm
Matt from Springfield:

7 Minute Traffic Delay, with Irwin & Andy!!! :)

Hi everyone!
  6:06pm
yippie:

What The milF?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
George Washington:

Good evening to you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I loved that Hans Conried, the film is amazing
  6:07pm
Charo:

Same here, cuchi, cuchi!
Avatar 6:07pm
Matt from Springfield:

@khd: And since Andy comes here every week on his "supervised release", someone needs to monitor him at all times.
Avatar 6:08pm
Matt from Springfield:

Yeah, if you're going to CHEW THAT GUM on mic, at least share it with the studio!!
  6:09pm
N'Lo:

Disagree on the fore-announce @Andy! I gave a delighted yelp and my partner was all WTH is this?! Keep them tuned to reveal the mystery!
  6:09pm
wind:

Omg. You guys so clearly don’t like each other!
Avatar 6:10pm
Matt from Springfield:

Always fun when Irwin comes on 7SD - reminiscent of the "conceptual comedy" Irwin used to do in his early years on FMU, with Lou D'Antonio and Jim Price and the other long-timers.
Avatar 6:10pm
khd:

i bet this is driving ken crazy
Avatar 6:12pm
HyperDose:

HI ANDY
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Oh dang, he hated Mexicans??? That's disappointing to me being latin and all.
  6:12pm
X:

Ted Geisel had step daughters.
Avatar 6:12pm
Roberto:

And he was Wrong-Way Feldman on Gilligan's Island.
Avatar 6:12pm
Matt from Springfield:

Makes sense, that explains why Dr. Seuss spent his life making patronizing books with scary illustrations for children!
  6:13pm
wind:

He was a racist wow
Avatar 6:14pm
Matt from Springfield:

HA! This is a new "7SD" low! Re-playing the same song the previous show ended with 15 minutes before!! :D
Avatar 6:14pm
Matt from Springfield:

This is Kenny G level listener-trolling! ;D
  6:15pm
Dean:

Geisel's legacy: https://markshimazuphotography.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/geisel_library_university_california_san_diego_la_jolla_ucsd.jpg
  6:15pm
X:

Adult humans? Let's talk about Monk.
Avatar 6:16pm
Matt from Springfield:

But he would *commit* to it, Kenny G would now play the whole song on repeat for the rest of the hour! (And then start to talk over it)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
Hunterian:

I'm slightly preferring the vow of silence to the celebrity name idea.
  6:17pm
wind:

It’s a good idea but won’t work! Aren’t most stars’ names made up?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
dave wuz here:

i wuz friends with "reggie jackson"
Avatar 6:18pm
khd:

andy shivving irwin on his dj skills lol
Avatar 6:19pm
Roberto:

I played ping-pong with Denzel Washington. That Denzel Washington.
  6:19pm
Retinox:

Woot
Avatar 6:20pm
Matt from Springfield:

@wind: The add-on effects of that can be interesting: Kirk Douglas is actually "Issur Danielovitch" or something, so his son goes by Michael Douglas (but not "Mike", because TV host Mike Douglas was already taken). And because Michael Douglas was taken, another actor couldn't use it, even though it WAS his real name! He instead named himself after Buster Keaton..
Avatar 6:20pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Roberto: Wow! What was the occasion?
Avatar 6:20pm
Roberto:

It was at a 4th of July party.
  6:20pm
Gary from Wanamassa:

Uncle Tannoos was on the Danny Thomas Show. God, I’m smart.
  6:20pm
wind:

Really Roberto?
  6:21pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Ken: great guy, small-hearted
Avatar 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

4th of July party in NYC I guess? Any other notable guests present?
Avatar 6:21pm
HyperDose:

Irvin haha
  6:21pm
JVLaB:

Sta. Mgr. Ken just mentions "2 Sizes too small"... and you know who was the voice/narrator of the Grinch.....HAns Conried!
Avatar 6:21pm
Roberto:

My Leaky Freaky Heart.
Avatar 6:21pm
Roberto:

No, it was in L.A.
  6:21pm
wind:

That’s so interesting Matt!
Avatar 6:22pm
khd:

pretty sure eulogies was already a show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Chris Hiatt:

So meta.
  6:23pm
Retinox:

I went to school with Robert Plant. No not that one
Avatar 6:23pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Roberto: Still, fun anecdote! Something you can always bring up at parties! Including...while playing table tennis!
  6:24pm
queems:

mitral valve prolapse?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
WFMU listener WADE:

you're going to get a pig's heart vaive
Avatar 6:24pm
Matt from Springfield:

Wow, Hans Conried was like Thurl Ravenscroft, his voice was behind a whole bunch of things in that era.
Avatar 6:24pm
HyperDose:

Poor Ken :(
Avatar 6:25pm
khd:

i wish i had a friend like andy
Avatar 6:25pm
Roberto:

It was before he was DENZEL WASHINGTON. At that point he was DeNZeL wAsHinGtoN.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

This is making me worry.
Avatar 6:25pm
Wind:

Ha! I wonder if the size of the heart is related to the size of the genitals!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Polly.:

at least it's not as bad as the sounds of sewage Ken! so ya got that going for you!
  6:26pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Ken even has free-form blood 🩸
  6:26pm
JetBoy of Astoria:

Don’t worry - the internet says most people with a leaking mitral valve are still alive after 5 years!
Avatar 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

Well wishes to Ken, he's gone through all kinds of health scares.
  6:26pm
Travis:

this is less fun than the show usually is. and considering the show, that is something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Phillippe:

Ken's heart is two times too small but his valve is two times too large.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
PaulRobeson1922:

Sounds like Andy was GListening to WAKE & Bake this morning
Avatar 6:28pm
Wind:

Oh man ! I didn’t know that…Ken don’t die on us!!! We need you to keep Andy in check. We are all rooting for you and your ♥️
  6:28pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Michele, obviously
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Handy Haversack:

Michele, Olivia, and Kelly Jones.
Avatar 6:30pm
HyperDose:

haha Andy is a national treasure
Avatar 6:30pm
Matt from Springfield:

I read an anime about that female triumvirate ruling this radio station and fighting for freeform in the future.
  6:30pm
X:

COOL! Olivia is amazing, Michele has one L and Kelly - hmmm ok! Good plan!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Phillippe:

Hold the memorial at Irwin's wedding
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
PaulRobeson1922:

I love you
Avatar 6:31pm
Matt from Springfield:

24 hour POLKA TRIBUTE to Ken by Stashu!!
  6:31pm
JetBoy of Astoria:

Was there a topic tonight?
  6:31pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Andy will play the Beetles 24/7 like 104.3
Avatar 6:31pm
khd:

free parking, racks and a whole day of crappy music - why hasn't andy just killed ken off
  6:31pm
wenzo:

They really gave up on the theme fast. Haven’t even mentioned it again. There was an author with my name but he’s not very famous anymore if he ever was.
  6:32pm
Dean:

Breaking news! I just read this at NYT:

"You can’t have too many holes."

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1021998-pernil
Avatar 6:32pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Philippe: It'll save a buck!
Hold the wedding vows AFTER the funeral, so people don't duck out midway.
  6:32pm
Retinox:

Nitro!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Phillippe:

I know, right?
Avatar 6:32pm
Matt from Springfield:

@wenzo: As I said, Ken & Andy "themes" are more like "suggestions", or even "misleading prompts"!
  6:33pm
Dr Mabusa:

Do you love Irwin, Andy?
Avatar 6:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

Awwww Andy :`-)
This is like Howard Stern when Robin Quivers had cancer.
Avatar 6:34pm
Wind:

Aaawwwww♥️♥️♥️
  6:34pm
JetBoy of Astoria:

Oh yeah. I have the most common yet still celebrity name, I coulda finally called in
Avatar 6:34pm
khd:

lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
chris in the redwoods:

Ken, i got a ticket in 2005-ish, from the police in Florence, IT, for driving on the sidewalk (have *not* paid it). don't worry about that. and for crying out loud, get better and feel better soon!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
PMD:

@JetBoy call in!
  6:34pm
Dean:

I'm beginning to hear a lot of Stern showing up in WFMU chit-chat lately. Disturbing.
Avatar 6:35pm
Matt from Springfield:

I don't have a celebrity name, but I share names with a "prominent" person, an article writer. I won't say more since you could prob figure out my last name from that.
Avatar 6:35pm
Matt from Springfield:

Irwin's "Keyofz" is a great Wiki editor!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Phillippe:

@chris: "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
iiibeat:

Having a heart can be a weird freaky thing sometimes.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
chris in the redwoods:

*exactly*, Phillippe!
Avatar 6:36pm
khd:

it would have been funny if all the calls were about celebrity names
Avatar 6:36pm
Wind:

Good one Irwin🤣
Avatar 6:36pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Dean: Don't worry, I haven't listened in years! ;)
A NYC area radio station, call-in talk shows, the comparison's easy to make.
Avatar 6:37pm
Fredericks:

I visualized Irwin and Andy having heart problems running up the stairs to get Ken's nitro.
  6:37pm
Retinox:

Ken should record an hour goodbye show ahead of time to be played on his demise
  6:38pm
wenzo:

I think to get the original show concept to really work they’d have to plug it in advance… maybe encourage listeners to leaf through their local phonebooks looking for famous names. Or maybe all it would take is not abandoning the theme immediately.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Phillippe:

Who's your money on, Ken or Bob Dylan?
Avatar 6:38pm
Matt from Springfield:

The Mellow Zen ER Doctor: "don't worry, man, all things must pass away..."
"I've got a knife in my torso!! I can be fine if you just TAKE IT OUT!"
"Don't worry, when your time comes, it comes..."
  6:39pm
Dean:

No, Matt, I think you are on to something. Asymptotic humor, doesn't quite get there.
  6:39pm
wenzo:

Hmmm… non Dylan’s older but he can buy several hospitals…
  6:39pm
justoffthebeach:

LOL
Avatar 6:39pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Retinox/Philippe: I was just about to say, what's in the Emergency Dylan Tribute packaged to run on his death? It's some kind of music comp, maybe Ken should put a similar package ready ahead of time.
  6:39pm
wenzo:

Is BD still a smoker? Sounds like it…
Avatar 6:40pm
Wind:

Is this Gus?
Avatar 6:40pm
Matt from Springfield:

Danne Dddddddddd!
Avatar 6:41pm
HyperDose:

Bloody Mary's
  6:41pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Leaky, Creaky Heart by Kenny Freedman
Avatar 6:42pm
HyperDose:

Good choice. I like the roast beef hash (less sodium)
  6:43pm
Confused:

The cure to all of ken's life-threatening ills would be for Ken to see the truth and stop believing Andy is really not the way he seems on the radio.
I also LOVE the idea of a pre-recorded show "If you hear me now, I am dead."
Avatar 6:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

TURN - DOWN - YOUR - RADIO!!
  6:44pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Turn your speakerphone up, Gavin
Avatar 6:44pm
HyperDose:

I didn't consent to being hypnotized. This is PrObLeMaTiC as the kids say
Avatar 6:45pm
HyperDose:

Aww Nadia is so sweet 🥺
  6:45pm
Retinox:

Is this our hypnotoad?
Avatar 6:45pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Not crazy huge" leak - the language his cardiologist used.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

There can be a Dinner At Andy's contest to predict when Ken's pig heart valve operation takes place.
  6:45pm
UWS Joe:

All jokes aside long live Ken AND Andy!
Avatar 6:46pm
Matt from Springfield:

Viva Ken y Andy!!!
  6:46pm
JetBoy of Astoria:

Don’t listen to Big Diaper
  6:46pm
ChatGPT:

Verse 1:
You were the one thing that kept my heart beating strong
But now you're leaking, darling, and I don't know how long
I'll last without you by my side, holding me together
I'm falling apart, with every beat, getting weaker and weaker

Chorus:
Oh, my sweet mitral valve, how I need you now
You were the one thing that kept me alive
But now you're leaking, and I'm slowly dying
Without you, my love, I don't know how I'll survive

Verse 2:
I thought our love was unbreakable, I thought we'd never part
But now you're slipping away, and it's tearing me apart
I'll do whatever it takes to fix this leak and make it right
I'll beg and plead and plead, until you're back by my side

Chorus:
Oh, my sweet mitral valve, how I need you now
You were the one thing that kept me alive
But now you're leaking, and I'm slowly dying
Without you, my love, I don't know how I'll survive

Bridge:
I know I've made mistakes, I know I let you down
But can't you see, my love, I'm lost without you around
Please, come back to me, and let our love be whole again
I'll do whatever it takes to fix this leak and make it end

Chorus:
Oh, my sweet mitral valve, how I need you now
You were the one thing that kept me alive
But now you're leaking, and I'm slowly dying
Without you, my love, I don't know how I'll survive.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
chris in the redwoods:

lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

It Never Happened
  6:47pm
BH:

in which Andy makes kids cry
Avatar 6:48pm
Matt from Springfield:

A commercialized Kool-Aid funeral is the perfect honor for our non-commercial, freeform founder.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

I Am Loving The Show
Avatar 6:50pm
Roberto:

I had to take some time for a futile interview just now. Did Ken die while I was away?
  6:50pm
Retinox:

Forward... Into the Past!
Avatar 6:50pm
khd:

man, i really like the tanpura... and this show...
Avatar 6:50pm
Wind:

We will all go together if those idiots nuke us and the entire world
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

All Hail Hypnotoad
Avatar 6:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Roberto Let's see...no, Ken's talking now. Could just be a reflex, though.
  6:50pm
Danne D:

Andy and Ken (if his heart makes it) can perform "You're Leaking Heart" at the next Hoof N Mouth finale
  6:50pm
Confused:

Ken - Dying is NOT the best way to get away from Andy.
Avatar 6:51pm
Wind:

I want to be with him AND I want to be him.
  6:51pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Great heart zinger, Andy
  6:51pm
Treeless in Treeville:

Waiting see the Rockefeller tree but my man is glued to his radio
Avatar 6:51pm
HyperDose:

@Matt Andy has to run through a brick wall before giving the eulogy
Avatar 6:51pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Wind: Is it possible to EAT Andy, and BECOME him??...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Handy Haversack:

I played poker through the depths of the pandemic with a dude named Nick Drake. No one ever brought it up.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken is eligible for medical marijuana now? Or was before?
Avatar 6:52pm
Wind:

Lol it’s possible Matt
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Phillippe:

Petty Officer Petty
  6:52pm
Danne D:

the Heart Regurgitation Station of the Nation
Avatar 6:53pm
Matt from Springfield:

@HyperDose: A tight-knit community like WFMU, "drinking the Kool-Aid" at their founder's funeral! Dark ;)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

I went to high school with a kid name Michael McDonald. Oddly, we never teased him about being in the Doobie Brothers.
Avatar 6:54pm
Wind:

Very dark! I love it
Avatar 6:54pm
Matt from Springfield:

Hey Danne! :)
  6:54pm
Danne D:

MfS!!!! Hi All!!!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
PMD:

A locket
  6:54pm
queems:

some pills dissolve with body heat
Avatar 6:55pm
HyperDose:

Andy would definitely spike the kool-aid and kill everyone for a joke or to shop a script
  6:55pm
Retinox:

New show name: You Love (The Show)
  6:55pm
queems:

i used to keep my pills in a locket and some of them ended up as mush
Avatar 6:55pm
Matt from Springfield:

Always glad to "see" you and the other legends here! :D
Avatar 6:56pm
Matt from Springfield:

It's probably easy to know a "James Brown" in the US.
  6:56pm
Danne D:

:D
  6:57pm
Dean:

My next door neighbor is Frank Zappa. There's a Jeff Lynne a couple streets over. Kate Bush is a city official.
Avatar 6:57pm
Roberto:

The Diarrhea Lady Chronicles need no introduction.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Thomas English, the muffin man.
Avatar 6:57pm
Wind:

Yea interesting! Right. It was intense is what it was! Great radio!
  6:58pm
Danne D:

Pat!!!! :)
  6:58pm
Dean:

Our car repair guy is Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Not *that* one!
Avatar 6:58pm
Matt from Springfield:

@HyperDose: "I know I'm not the *first* writer to come up with this plot, but I'm definitely the funniest!"
  6:58pm
Deano de los Muertos:

David Byrne!
Avatar 6:58pm
HyperDose:

This has been the most morbid show and that's coming from a person who watches horror movies to fall asleep. A++ programming as always!

Love you, Ken. Please take care of yourself
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Pat will prove it all night.
  6:58pm
Danne D:

good night everyone!
  6:59pm
Dean:

I haven't been listening. Will check the archives. Very disturbing, frankly.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
PMD:

DO IT
Avatar 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

Come what may, WE LOVE YOU KEN! We appreciate you coming on Air and are glad to listen!

Thanks Ken and Andy for all the years of fun!
Have a good night, everyone!!
Avatar 6:59pm
Wind:

Love the morbid!
Avatar 6:59pm
khd:

i love u ken, be well!!!
  7:00pm
GC in Baltimore:

Play the SONG
  7:00pm
Deano de los Muertos:

I gloved the show
Avatar Swag For Life Member 7:00pm
Hopey Sockmonkey:

Much love Ken, please be well!
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