WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 18, 2022

Listener comments!
	9:00pm WR: It tits titsn't its!
	9:01pm ultradamno: Arb! Solo! 120 Charbinutement!
	9:01pm Ridonkulous: Heeeɘ Haaaɐaw!
	9:01pm djnogoodnick: I'm nearly dead from the combo of holiday gatherings and the World Cup, but I still have some cha-cha in me.
	9:01pm lazy pierogi: breast show ever
	9:01pm solo mon: Tits the season!
	9:02pm Ridonkulous: TWO world cups!
	9:02pm solo mon: Happy Heelidays WR, ultradamno, Ridonk, nick, lazy p!
	9:02pm Mxter Baba: Cha Cha Hollerdaze!!!
	9:03pm solo mon: Mxter baba chacha cha!
	9:03pm ultradamno: As John Bois said "it seems like there are more and more world cups each and every year"
	9:03pm solo mon: ultrachachacha!
	9:04pm solo mon: breast wishes for the heelidays lazy p!
	9:04pm Greg Arden: I woke up from my nap dressed as a one eyed cat!
	9:04pm solo mon: Double D world cupz
	9:04pm WR: OLO BiTcHEs?
	9:05pm Mxter Baba: WR— that's what I thought!!!!
	9:05pm Greg Arden: Happy Hurlidays!
	9:05pm solo mon: OLO bitches- thanks for noticing my joke WR and baba!
	9:06pm solo mon: Herpes Hollandaise
	9:06pm solo mon: Greg!
	9:07pm Ridonkulous: olololoSolo
	9:07pm Greg Arden: I had some Cha Cha in me earlier and I nearly broke the toilet getting it out. So much for my virgin birth syndrome.
	9:08pm Greg Arden: Oh Solo you’re still here!
	9:08pm solo mon: Hair peace howlidaze
	9:09pm WR: Thanks for streaming Cha Cha Classics so we can gather around the circuits and savor every byte together.
	9:09pm Ridonkulous: Hairy aioli days
	9:09pm Greg Arden: Hare Krishnas!
	9:10pm Greg Arden: Harry Kirshners!
	9:10pm solo mon: Harry Areolas for Governor
	9:10pm Greg Arden: Hi WR!
	9:11pm ultradamno: Aside from the cherubic one, how many bodies does he have to choose from?
	9:12pm solo mon: Thanks WR for hanging out the second time around! As I said before "It Bares repeating!"
	9:12pm solo mon: astral bodies?
	9:13pm ultradamno: By the way if you're looking for a Spinal Tap of noise bands/performance art closer to the style of Lanthimos than Reiner, look at Flux Gourmet www.shudder.com...
	9:14pm solo mon: oh yeah flux gourmet is next on my list to watch.
	9:14pm Greg Arden: He’s got more bodies in his sleigh.
	9:15pm Greg Arden: I wish I had a pianist.
	9:15pm solo mon: a twelve inch pianist
	9:15pm ultradamno: I was howling, the running flanger and catalog gags are hilarious. Dual would make a good double feature with it. www.imdb.com...
	9:15pm Greg Arden: But my cherubic body absorbed it.
	9:16pm solo mon: The bad reviews of flux gourmet made me want to watch it more.
	9:17pm solo mon: Cherrubixcube
	9:18pm Greg Arden: Hi MxBaba!!
	9:18pm ultradamno: I could see a lot of people just not getting it in the most literal sense
	9:20pm Greg Arden: Is this a privet party?
	9:21pm solo mon: fuck the porch police!
	9:22pm Ridonkulous: Does the parakeet have a name?
	9:22pm solo mon: The parakeets name is Jesus the 53rd
	9:23pm Greg Arden: There all Jesus except Mary and Joseph.
	9:23pm Ridonkulous: It curses a lot, huh?
	9:23pm ultradamno: Where's your finch messiah now?
	9:24pm Greg Arden: It is a parakeet carpenter so it cusses a LOT just like the real Jesus.
	9:24pm Ridonkulous: Jesus never took his own name in vain.
	9:24pm Greg Arden: The finches are who done ‘im in!
	9:25pm solo mon: Jesus prolly said "Aw fuck me!" when he stubbed his toe.
	9:25pm ultradamno: Sodom was a big sparrow town
	9:25pm Greg Arden: But he did use Redheaded Cha Cha hair as a form of measurement. The smallest increment know to the son of man.
	9:26pm solo mon: Big finch NRG
	9:26pm solo mon: gregOLO
	9:26pm Ridonkulous: Jesus H. Finchin' Christ
	9:26pm Greg Arden: Sodom had great dips during the holidays.
	9:27pm WR: oLo Greg!
	9:27pm Greg Arden: This is why I tuned in. Slow down I need to tie off and bend some spoons.
	9:27pm ultradamno: The salt got delivered late, though
	9:28pm Greg Arden: Low salt dips unless you can find my mom.
	9:28pm Greg Arden: She is a pillar of the salt community.
	9:29pm Ridonkulous: Hollandaise again
	9:29pm Greg Arden: I ducking love hollandaise.
	9:30pm Ridonkulous: Olestra Hollandaise is my secret spy name
	9:30pm WR: anal leakage compounded with constipation is a dangerous combination. Isn't every hollandaise dance a suicide watch?
	9:30pm solo mon: Kormholdt's cousin owns an ice cream truck? <makes confused math lady face>
	9:30pm Greg Arden: Ridonkulous that was you?
	9:31pm Ridonkulous: SHHHH!!!
	9:31pm Greg Arden: The secret password was The meatball and the waterfall are flowing.
	9:32pm solo mon: olo WR, ridonk, greg, ultra
	9:32pm Greg Arden: This is the biggest crossover episode ever.
	9:33pm solo mon: Like when the fonz showed up on Laverne and Shirley
	9:35pm solo mon: Anna L'eaqague
	9:35pm Greg Arden: He was their pimp. He got thirty cents for every time they got Christmas goosed.
	9:38pm solo mon: A real toe tapper about suicide...
	9:39pm ultradamno: Lenny & Squiggy were his bottom bitches. Ralph was a regular John for all four...they didn't call him 'the mouth' because of his incessant talking.
	9:39pm solo mon: ultra I like this lenny squiggy fan fiction
	9:41pm Greg Arden: Lenny and Squiggy qualified as queer representation in my tiny future cocksucking brain.
	9:42pm ultradamno: Do NOT go there asking for wintergreen, unless you want a LONG lecture
	9:42pm solo mon: ultraolo
	9:43pm Greg Arden: Aaaactually…
	9:43pm Ridonkulous: Jesus Finch was nailed to a candy cane.
	9:43pm solo mon: olo ridonk
	9:44pm Greg Arden: The second time I beat off was with Wintergreen oil. How was I to know?
	9:44pm Greg Arden: I still love that flavor Wrigleys though.
	9:45pm solo mon: Dont go to greg's peppermint store ;-)
	9:45pm Greg Arden: I have some really tiny nails if we need a reenactment.
	9:45pm Ridonkulous: Greg: and the last, I hope. Do not displease Jesus Finch.
	9:46pm solo mon: Whats the worst present you ever got? Mine was when my step mother gave me a stack of old new yorkers, unwrapped.
	9:46pm Greg Arden: Knotty? I’m a frayed knot…
	9:47pm Ridonkulous: Wintergreen will do that to ya
	9:47pm ultradamno: There are peppermint pigs, but this is the closest I could find to a wintergreen one www.pinterest.com...
	9:47pm solo mon: (magazines not people)
	9:47pm Greg Arden: My brother gave me an engraved Bible with a ten dollar bill slipped in the title page.
	9:47pm solo mon: peppa mint the pig
	9:48pm Greg Arden: On the same Christmas I got a Playboy. Guess what was dawning on them?
	9:49pm ultradamno: Objectify women....PLEASE
	9:50pm Greg Arden: One year I gave my sister a pack of fruit stripe gum but I wrapped it 100 times so she thought it were a fruitcake.
	9:50pm Ridonkulous: I never got a piece of coal. What kind of crime do I have to do to get a little shiny anthracite around here?
	9:50pm solo mon: My parents gave me raw meat for Christmas one year. Wrapped.
	9:51pm Greg Arden: Ultra they really didn’t nor will they understand that some boys don’t do that.
	9:51pm solo mon: Coal seems like a good gift imo
	9:51pm Ridonkulous: solo, you still have the meat, of course?
	9:51pm WR: Greg, don't you hear what Kornholdt is saying? No PLUGS!
	9:52pm Greg Arden: What about his hair?
	9:53pm solo mon: Plugs for Christmas
	9:53pm Greg Arden: This is actually going to happen Thursday.
	9:53pm Ridonkulous: Implanted butt plugs in the scalp? Intriguing!
	9:53pm Greg Arden: I saw something like that once.
	9:54pm Greg Arden: Ridonkulous from smallest to largest. In a Mohawk.
	9:54pm solo mon: Kept the meat but now its jerky.
	9:56pm Greg Arden: Am I the meat Solo? Is that where I came from?
	9:56pm solo mon: That would explain why it smells like wintergreen.
	9:56pm Greg Arden: All I remember is being stuffed in a gym sock inside a mason jar.
	9:57pm Greg Arden: Mmm ice cream.
	9:59pm Greg Arden: I anally leaked a tin roof sundae once.
	10:00pm Greg Arden: Imagine pitching this song to your record company.
	10:00pm ultradamno: I have seen many cartoons online that confirm this song's premise...
	10:02pm Greg Arden: Yes I think I caught some Santa fetish looking at the card section at Aaaah’s in the mall.
	10:02pm ultradamno: I'm assuming everything you see when you search 'santa clause hentai' is the result of Mrs. Claus hiring a PI to shadow him from a safe distance all x-mas eve
	10:03pm Greg Arden: It’s her fever dream of jealousy as soon as he leaves Christmas Eve.
	10:05pm Greg Arden: Imagine. Okay I’m gonna leave you here with the elves. I’m gonna be gone a while…lots of good kids this year…don’t wait up….try not to overthink it…hon? Hon?
	10:06pm solo mon: Milk n Cookies
	10:07pm Greg Arden: Relatively good.
	10:07pm Ridonkulous: Baby Dawn is really something <shudder>
	10:07pm chresti: Hi cha chas!
	10:07pm Greg Arden: Based on my childhood.
	10:07pm solo mon: Why does this make me giggle?
	10:08pm solo mon: Chacresti!
	10:08pm Greg Arden: Hey Chresti! Mary Chrestimas!
	10:08pm ultradamno: Quit yer cryin' woman! When you've got a kid like that, the trick is to keep the ever escalating pets coming while you plot your escape!
	10:08pm Greg Arden: Dogs are funny on the inside.
	10:09pm Greg Arden: Get him a job at the shelter stat.
	10:09pm Greg Arden: Little peeny????!!!
	10:10pm chresti: Hi solo mon and Greg!
	10:10pm ultradamno: EELS!
	10:11pm Greg Arden: He almost seems like a solution. How long would it take for the Humane Society to notice?
	10:11pm solo mon: You gotta turn your dog inside out at least twice a year.
	10:11pm ultradamno: I knew a guy who did that, apparently indefinitely
	10:12pm Greg Arden: Christmas and Flag Day
	10:13pm Ridonkulous: Dog Jan-Jun, God Jul-Dec.
	10:13pm Greg Arden: Feeding puppies to his python?
	10:13pm Greg Arden: Ha Ridonkulous!
	10:14pm Ridonkulous: Eel peenies. You heard it here first.
	10:14pm Greg Arden: There is some universal truth in that😂
	10:16pm solo mon: She said TAB
	10:16pm Greg Arden: Why is Christmas so filthy in my mind. I think I’m having a regression memory.
	10:16pm solo mon: Might be the shape of the tree in your avatar?
	10:17pm Greg Arden: Karen!
	10:17pm ultradamno: Hallmark x-mas movies are the filthiest on earth, as least the way my imagination embellishes them
	10:18pm Ridonkulous: Karen? The one with the asymmetric buttplug implant 'do?
	10:18pm Greg Arden: I imagine them without the women. And then without the clothes. Just a religious preference I guess.
	10:19pm solo mon: Karen in the Nativity "I want to speak to the manger!"
	10:19pm ultradamno: What the French don't want to tell you is there's a giant that belongs to...
	10:19pm Greg Arden: I think my mom used to get me and all my brothers new underwear every year. It was triggering.
	10:20pm Greg Arden: oLo SolO!
	10:21pm WR: Well, that was a cheery bunch.
	10:21pm solo mon: OLO bitches
	10:22pm Greg Arden: Just a plain simple common household country crock Chrishmash!
	10:23pm solo mon: Country crack crimus
	10:23pm Greg Arden: WR it’s the snow!
	10:25pm Greg Arden: Wait wait explain me this French giant. I dated a French dude and he was merely huge. Like a wet half baguette in a wet paper bag.
	10:25pm Feldy: I’m here to get my Cha cha’s out! Hi all
	10:25pm solo mon: Speaking of Hallmark Movies- next week is a new episode of cha cha heels, on Christmas day no less!
	10:26pm solo mon: felders!!
	10:26pm Greg Arden: Feldy heller!!!daze!!!
	10:26pm ultradamno: Your avatar, it's in France, they say it's 'sculpture', but that's just a cover up www.theguardian.com...
	10:28pm Greg Arden: Ha! I don’t read it’s true just pictures and flashy lights. If there’s no sour cream in the picture on the menu it better not have sour cream.
	10:29pm solo mon: He can't read anything more than a comment.
	10:30pm Greg Arden: I just wanted to honor buttplugs. They actually don’t have them at target those are toilet floats but any storm in a port I always say.
	10:30pm Greg Arden: I sold a lot of buttplugs in the nineties. and gave a few for free too.
	10:31pm solo mon: Marjorie taylor G doesnt know that anything can be a butt plug, if it's flared. (respect to baba bee)
	10:31pm ultradamno: They don't stock them at Target or CVS, they just put used ones in Marjorie Taylor Greene's bags as a....courtesy. Walgreen's though, buttplug party!
	10:32pm Greg Arden: Eddie Murphy did a song about it. Literally everything up the butt.
	10:33pm Feldy: Just be careful with spark plugs
	10:34pm Greg Arden: I was curious one fall and almost lost my grip on a pine cone.
	10:36pm solo mon: but sparks
	10:37pm Greg Arden: All I can think is singing buttholes now.
	10:37pm Greg Arden: Four in a row.
	10:37pm ultradamno: Graham Parker did a concept album about that Squeezing Out Sparks
	10:38pm ultradamno: ...that's the Rumor, anyway
	10:38pm solo mon: OLo gotta hear that
	10:39pm Greg Arden: That it is about shooting sparks out one’s anus? 😲
	10:40pm Greg Arden: Carol Channing doesn’t come for drinks anymore and that saddens me.
	10:41pm Greg Arden: Sending a bowel movement is not as easy or “legal” as you might think.
	10:41pm solo mon: I love drinking corn around the fireplace.
	10:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: Greetings, cha chas!
	10:42pm Ridonkulous: A singing bowelgram
	10:42pm solo mon: Heelo ken from HP!
	10:42pm Feldy: OLO Ridonkulous
	10:43pm Greg Arden: Hi Ken!! Happy holidays?
	10:43pm solo mon: ridonkolo
	10:44pm Greg Arden: Ridonkulous 😅
	10:44pm Greg Arden: A true wintergreen tail.
	10:44pm Ridonkulous: I'm taking a bowel
	10:45pm Greg Arden: I’d like to buy a bowel?
	10:46pm solo mon: When he laughed his belly shook like a bowel of jello
	10:46pm Greg Arden: Alek? Wait you’re not Alek. Is it Alek or Alex? Which hole did I fall in this time?
	10:46pm ultradamno: I hear it's rude to gift someone chili if you don't know they have the bowels for it.
	10:47pm Greg Arden: Alex Trebec? Anyone?
	10:47pm solo mon: Alexa?
	10:48pm Greg Arden: Is it a thing Ultra? Gifting chili?
	10:48pm solo mon: Alexa play Gogi Grant
	10:48pm Greg Arden: Alexa play dead.
	10:49pm solo mon: Chili makes a great stocking stuffer. Just ladle it in.
	10:49pm Feldy: “Alexa, play some Alex Trebek”
	10:49pm Greg Arden: Now stay.
	10:49pm Greg Arden: That is correct Alec!
	10:49pm ultradamno: It was a fairly hilarious twitter uproar. It's evidently wrong because "what if they don't have bowls!?"
	10:50pm Ridonkulous: Alexa, I'd like to talk to your manager
	10:50pm solo mon: It's "What is a cha cha heel," Alex?
	10:50pm ultradamno: "...or a SPOON?! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
	10:50pm Greg Arden: Oh hahaha!
	10:51pm Greg Arden: What is a buttplug?
	10:52pm solo mon: Greg it's a hairstyle.
	10:52pm Feldy: “What is Porky Piggin’ & Spinning”
	10:53pm Greg Arden: What is stumping Alek?
	10:53pm solo mon: What is Canned cream Korn(holdt)?
	10:53pm Greg Arden: Where are all the Christmas decorations Alek.
	10:54pm solo mon: What is flared?
	10:54pm Greg Arden: And the answer is “up my butt”.
	10:54pm Feldy: Porky Pegging
	10:55pm solo mon: I want porky pegging for 500 please alex
	10:56pm Greg Arden: Next answer: two bald men making out in one turtleneck.
	10:56pm solo mon: Pegging Gravel
	10:56pm Feldy: What is… docking
	10:57pm Greg Arden: Alek I’ll take fisting virgins for 700.
	10:57pm solo mon: Olo
	10:58pm Greg Arden: Who is Sean Connery?
	10:59pm Greg Arden: Bald and Gross to trump I was the most.
	10:59pm ultradamno: The guy who got Bond over Ian McShane because he was taller....and don't think he isn't still bitter over it.
	10:59pm Greg Arden: Who is Steven Miller!
	11:00pm Greg Arden: Who is Eleanor Roosevelt?
	11:00pm WR: so many memories. Cha Cha Heels chosen family time well spent.
	11:00pm solo mon: OLOnor Rooseveldt
	11:01pm solo mon: XO WR! yeah good times together again :-)
	11:02pm Greg Arden: I hope you all made a Yule log or deux. If not double down on the muesli.
	11:02pm Fiddlesticks: What hath Arb wrought?
	11:02pm Ridonkulous: Thanks for a happy show, and for a big heaping bowelful of OLOs.
	11:02pm Greg Arden: Anonymous nutters for a thousand please.
	11:03pm solo mon: Xo ridonk!
	11:03pm Greg Arden: Alek: Name these people you slept with although you never got a name.
	11:04pm solo mon: Fiddlesticks! I agree arb should be illegal!
	11:04pm Greg Arden: Who is teeny peeny muscle guy?
	11:04pm Greg Arden: Thanks Ridonkulous 🐾🐾🐾🐾
	11:04pm solo mon: Mister Puniverse
	11:05pm Greg Arden: Arb left her computer on random for 15 hours. We had to step in.
	11:05pm Ridonkulous: olosolo
	11:05pm ultradamno: There's no law that can stop her now that she has her foot in the Techtonic door.
	11:06pm Greg Arden: Who is looks like a pump feels like a sneaker?
	11:06pm Ridonkulous: Heeee Haaaw!
	11:06pm Feldy: Thanks for the mammories!
	11:06pm solo mon: What is the peanut gallery?
	11:07pm solo mon: Xo ridonk! Feldy!
	11:07pm Greg Arden: Popping up out of Korny’s field! Night y’all hammy krampus!
	11:07pm chresti: Thanks for the classic bowels of comfort and joy!!
	11:07pm Greg Arden: Thanks Feldy!
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Thanks Chresti!
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Thanks Ridonkulous!
	11:08pm solo mon: Remember new show next week, on Christmas day. You're welcome
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Thank you Ultradamno!
	11:09pm Greg Arden: Ken and WR💋😇😇
	11:09pm solo mon: XO chesti!
	11:09pm solo mon: gnight cha chas!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 18, 2022

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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December 18, 2022: Cha Cha Classics - Tits a Wonderful Life

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
Tits a Wonderful Life	Special guest voices: Greg Arden, Tanya Smith, Alicia Mcdaid, Hitch Curtright, Flannery and Little Danny. written by Greg Arden and Solo Mon. Music Direction by arb. Sound design by Solo Mon
The Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "The Happy Teens"	0:00:08 (Pop-up)
Big Edie	Tea For Two "Tea For Two" by "Big Edie"	0:02:28 (Pop-up)
Bill Black's Combo	Tea For Two Cha Cha Cha	0:04:46 (Pop-up)
Edie and edie	Consumption Eve "Consumption Eve" by "Edie and edie"	0:06:51 (Pop-up)
Johnny Reno	Naughty Mama "Naughty Mama" by "Johnny Reno"	0:10:02 (Pop-up)
Edie and Edie	A Big Soft Shoe "A Big Soft Shoe" by "Edie and Edie"	0:12:06 (Pop-up)
Elke Sommer	Be Not Notty "Be Not Notty" by "Elke Sommer"	0:14:58 (Pop-up)
Edie and Edie	Christmas Ham Radio	0:17:35 (Pop-up)
Charlie Rich	Let Me Go My Merry Way	0:21:25 (Pop-up)
Velma Cross & Her High Steppers	I'll Be Oh So Good	0:23:42 (Pop-up)
Kornholdt Collins	Kornholdt Collins Rockin New Years Eve Suicide Watch and Dance Party	0:26:01 (Pop-up)
Roberto Cacciapaglia and Ann Steel	Sweet Life	0:33:23 (Pop-up)
Honey May	Suicide "Suicide" by "Honey May"	0:36:40 (Pop-up)
Kornholdt Collins	Tits a Wonderful Life	0:38:51 (Pop-up)
Sunforest	Peppermint Store "Peppermint Store" by "Sunforest"	0:40:02 (Pop-up)
Lloyd Glenn	Sleigh Ride "Sleigh Ride" by "Lloyd Glenn"	0:42:04 (Pop-up)
The Cha Cha Players	Herpe Heelidays!	0:43:55 (Pop-up)
George Darro	Too Much Snow "Too Much Snow" by "George Darro"	0:53:06 (Pop-up)
Vic Serf & The Villains	Baby, I'm Turning Blue	0:55:21 (Pop-up)
Kornholdt Collins	XXX Mas Eve "XXX Mas Eve" by "Kornholdt Collins"	0:56:18 (Pop-up)
The Wardettes	Santa Is A Dirty Old Man	0:58:57 (Pop-up)
Little Baby Dawn and Marge	The Christmas Puppy	1:00:47 (Pop-up)
Teensy Weensy Operator	The Puppy Song	1:07:28 (Pop-up)
The Electric Eels	Bunnies "Bunnies" by "The Electric Eels"	1:09:08 (Pop-up)
Cha Cha Players	Three Wise Women at the Bar	1:13:56 (Pop-up)
Henry Jerome	Dance of the Hours Cha Cha	1:19:55 (Pop-up)
Tommy Uhr	Cold Hearted Woman "Cold Hearted Woman" by "Tommy Uhr"	1:21:56 (Pop-up)
Meridian Brothers	Los Falsos Reyes Magos	1:23:53 (Pop-up)
Kornholdt Collins	Be A L.I.V.E.R. for Christmas	1:29:59 (Pop-up)
Cousin Princess Jacqueline	Holiday Message of the Season	1:32:39 (Pop-up)
The Boswell Sisters	Shout, Sister, Shout!	1:34:29 (Pop-up)
Edie and Edie (featuring The Marble Faun)	The Perfect Gift	1:37:43 (Pop-up)
Hugo Winterhalter & His Orchestra	The Christmas Song Cha Cha	1:43:53 (Pop-up)
Gogi Grant	I'm Going To Live The Life	1:46:23 (Pop-up)
Billy Fury	Don't Jump "Don't Jump" by "Billy Fury"	1:48:50 (Pop-up)
Doc Fenway	Peanut Gallery "Peanut Gallery" by "Doc Fenway"	1:52:44 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:00pm WR: It tits titsn't its!
	9:01pm ultradamno: Arb! Solo! 120 Charbinutement!
	9:01pm Ridonkulous: Heeeɘ Haaaɐaw!
	9:01pm djnogoodnick: I'm nearly dead from the combo of holiday gatherings and the World Cup, but I still have some cha-cha in me.
	9:01pm lazy pierogi: breast show ever
	9:01pm solo mon: Tits the season!
	9:02pm Ridonkulous: TWO world cups!
	9:02pm solo mon: Happy Heelidays WR, ultradamno, Ridonk, nick, lazy p!
	9:02pm Mxter Baba: Cha Cha Hollerdaze!!!
	9:03pm solo mon: Mxter baba chacha cha!
	9:03pm ultradamno: As John Bois said "it seems like there are more and more world cups each and every year"
	9:03pm solo mon: ultrachachacha!
	9:04pm solo mon: breast wishes for the heelidays lazy p!
	9:04pm Greg Arden: I woke up from my nap dressed as a one eyed cat!
	9:04pm solo mon: Double D world cupz
	9:04pm WR: OLO BiTcHEs?
	9:05pm Mxter Baba: WR— that's what I thought!!!!
	9:05pm Greg Arden: Happy Hurlidays!
	9:05pm solo mon: OLO bitches- thanks for noticing my joke WR and baba!
	9:06pm solo mon: Herpes Hollandaise
	9:06pm solo mon: Greg!
	9:07pm Ridonkulous: olololoSolo
	9:07pm Greg Arden: I had some Cha Cha in me earlier and I nearly broke the toilet getting it out. So much for my virgin birth syndrome.
	9:08pm Greg Arden: Oh Solo you’re still here!
	9:08pm solo mon: Hair peace howlidaze
	9:09pm WR: Thanks for streaming Cha Cha Classics so we can gather around the circuits and savor every byte together.
	9:09pm Ridonkulous: Hairy aioli days
	9:09pm Greg Arden: Hare Krishnas!
	9:10pm Greg Arden: Harry Kirshners!
	9:10pm solo mon: Harry Areolas for Governor
	9:10pm Greg Arden: Hi WR!
	9:11pm ultradamno: Aside from the cherubic one, how many bodies does he have to choose from?
	9:12pm solo mon: Thanks WR for hanging out the second time around! As I said before "It Bares repeating!"
	9:12pm solo mon: astral bodies?
	9:13pm ultradamno: By the way if you're looking for a Spinal Tap of noise bands/performance art closer to the style of Lanthimos than Reiner, look at Flux Gourmet www.shudder.com...
	9:14pm solo mon: oh yeah flux gourmet is next on my list to watch.
	9:14pm Greg Arden: He’s got more bodies in his sleigh.
	9:15pm Greg Arden: I wish I had a pianist.
	9:15pm solo mon: a twelve inch pianist
	9:15pm ultradamno: I was howling, the running flanger and catalog gags are hilarious. Dual would make a good double feature with it. www.imdb.com...
	9:15pm Greg Arden: But my cherubic body absorbed it.
	9:16pm solo mon: The bad reviews of flux gourmet made me want to watch it more.
	9:17pm solo mon: Cherrubixcube
	9:18pm Greg Arden: Hi MxBaba!!
	9:18pm ultradamno: I could see a lot of people just not getting it in the most literal sense
	9:20pm Greg Arden: Is this a privet party?
	9:21pm solo mon: fuck the porch police!
	9:22pm Ridonkulous: Does the parakeet have a name?
	9:22pm solo mon: The parakeets name is Jesus the 53rd
	9:23pm Greg Arden: There all Jesus except Mary and Joseph.
	9:23pm Ridonkulous: It curses a lot, huh?
	9:23pm ultradamno: Where's your finch messiah now?
	9:24pm Greg Arden: It is a parakeet carpenter so it cusses a LOT just like the real Jesus.
	9:24pm Ridonkulous: Jesus never took his own name in vain.
	9:24pm Greg Arden: The finches are who done ‘im in!
	9:25pm solo mon: Jesus prolly said "Aw fuck me!" when he stubbed his toe.
	9:25pm ultradamno: Sodom was a big sparrow town
	9:25pm Greg Arden: But he did use Redheaded Cha Cha hair as a form of measurement. The smallest increment know to the son of man.
	9:26pm solo mon: Big finch NRG
	9:26pm solo mon: gregOLO
	9:26pm Ridonkulous: Jesus H. Finchin' Christ
	9:26pm Greg Arden: Sodom had great dips during the holidays.
	9:27pm WR: oLo Greg!
	9:27pm Greg Arden: This is why I tuned in. Slow down I need to tie off and bend some spoons.
	9:27pm ultradamno: The salt got delivered late, though
	9:28pm Greg Arden: Low salt dips unless you can find my mom.
	9:28pm Greg Arden: She is a pillar of the salt community.
	9:29pm Ridonkulous: Hollandaise again
	9:29pm Greg Arden: I ducking love hollandaise.
	9:30pm Ridonkulous: Olestra Hollandaise is my secret spy name
	9:30pm WR: anal leakage compounded with constipation is a dangerous combination. Isn't every hollandaise dance a suicide watch?
	9:30pm solo mon: Kormholdt's cousin owns an ice cream truck? <makes confused math lady face>
	9:30pm Greg Arden: Ridonkulous that was you?
	9:31pm Ridonkulous: SHHHH!!!
	9:31pm Greg Arden: The secret password was The meatball and the waterfall are flowing.
	9:32pm solo mon: olo WR, ridonk, greg, ultra
	9:32pm Greg Arden: This is the biggest crossover episode ever.
	9:33pm solo mon: Like when the fonz showed up on Laverne and Shirley
	9:35pm solo mon: Anna L'eaqague
	9:35pm Greg Arden: He was their pimp. He got thirty cents for every time they got Christmas goosed.
	9:38pm solo mon: A real toe tapper about suicide...
	9:39pm ultradamno: Lenny & Squiggy were his bottom bitches. Ralph was a regular John for all four...they didn't call him 'the mouth' because of his incessant talking.
	9:39pm solo mon: ultra I like this lenny squiggy fan fiction
	9:41pm Greg Arden: Lenny and Squiggy qualified as queer representation in my tiny future cocksucking brain.
	9:42pm ultradamno: Do NOT go there asking for wintergreen, unless you want a LONG lecture
	9:42pm solo mon: ultraolo
	9:43pm Greg Arden: Aaaactually…
	9:43pm Ridonkulous: Jesus Finch was nailed to a candy cane.
	9:43pm solo mon: olo ridonk
	9:44pm Greg Arden: The second time I beat off was with Wintergreen oil. How was I to know?
	9:44pm Greg Arden: I still love that flavor Wrigleys though.
	9:45pm solo mon: Dont go to greg's peppermint store ;-)
	9:45pm Greg Arden: I have some really tiny nails if we need a reenactment.
	9:45pm Ridonkulous: Greg: and the last, I hope. Do not displease Jesus Finch.
	9:46pm solo mon: Whats the worst present you ever got? Mine was when my step mother gave me a stack of old new yorkers, unwrapped.
	9:46pm Greg Arden: Knotty? I’m a frayed knot…
	9:47pm Ridonkulous: Wintergreen will do that to ya
	9:47pm ultradamno: There are peppermint pigs, but this is the closest I could find to a wintergreen one www.pinterest.com...
	9:47pm solo mon: (magazines not people)
	9:47pm Greg Arden: My brother gave me an engraved Bible with a ten dollar bill slipped in the title page.
	9:47pm solo mon: peppa mint the pig
	9:48pm Greg Arden: On the same Christmas I got a Playboy. Guess what was dawning on them?
	9:49pm ultradamno: Objectify women....PLEASE
	9:50pm Greg Arden: One year I gave my sister a pack of fruit stripe gum but I wrapped it 100 times so she thought it were a fruitcake.
	9:50pm Ridonkulous: I never got a piece of coal. What kind of crime do I have to do to get a little shiny anthracite around here?
	9:50pm solo mon: My parents gave me raw meat for Christmas one year. Wrapped.
	9:51pm Greg Arden: Ultra they really didn’t nor will they understand that some boys don’t do that.
	9:51pm solo mon: Coal seems like a good gift imo
	9:51pm Ridonkulous: solo, you still have the meat, of course?
	9:51pm WR: Greg, don't you hear what Kornholdt is saying? No PLUGS!
	9:52pm Greg Arden: What about his hair?
	9:53pm solo mon: Plugs for Christmas
	9:53pm Greg Arden: This is actually going to happen Thursday.
	9:53pm Ridonkulous: Implanted butt plugs in the scalp? Intriguing!
	9:53pm Greg Arden: I saw something like that once.
	9:54pm Greg Arden: Ridonkulous from smallest to largest. In a Mohawk.
	9:54pm solo mon: Kept the meat but now its jerky.
	9:56pm Greg Arden: Am I the meat Solo? Is that where I came from?
	9:56pm solo mon: That would explain why it smells like wintergreen.
	9:56pm Greg Arden: All I remember is being stuffed in a gym sock inside a mason jar.
	9:57pm Greg Arden: Mmm ice cream.
	9:59pm Greg Arden: I anally leaked a tin roof sundae once.
	10:00pm Greg Arden: Imagine pitching this song to your record company.
	10:00pm ultradamno: I have seen many cartoons online that confirm this song's premise...
	10:02pm Greg Arden: Yes I think I caught some Santa fetish looking at the card section at Aaaah’s in the mall.
	10:02pm ultradamno: I'm assuming everything you see when you search 'santa clause hentai' is the result of Mrs. Claus hiring a PI to shadow him from a safe distance all x-mas eve
	10:03pm Greg Arden: It’s her fever dream of jealousy as soon as he leaves Christmas Eve.
	10:05pm Greg Arden: Imagine. Okay I’m gonna leave you here with the elves. I’m gonna be gone a while…lots of good kids this year…don’t wait up….try not to overthink it…hon? Hon?
	10:06pm solo mon: Milk n Cookies
	10:07pm Greg Arden: Relatively good.
	10:07pm Ridonkulous: Baby Dawn is really something <shudder>
	10:07pm chresti: Hi cha chas!
	10:07pm Greg Arden: Based on my childhood.
	10:07pm solo mon: Why does this make me giggle?
	10:08pm solo mon: Chacresti!
	10:08pm Greg Arden: Hey Chresti! Mary Chrestimas!
	10:08pm ultradamno: Quit yer cryin' woman! When you've got a kid like that, the trick is to keep the ever escalating pets coming while you plot your escape!
	10:08pm Greg Arden: Dogs are funny on the inside.
	10:09pm Greg Arden: Get him a job at the shelter stat.
	10:09pm Greg Arden: Little peeny????!!!
	10:10pm chresti: Hi solo mon and Greg!
	10:10pm ultradamno: EELS!
	10:11pm Greg Arden: He almost seems like a solution. How long would it take for the Humane Society to notice?
	10:11pm solo mon: You gotta turn your dog inside out at least twice a year.
	10:11pm ultradamno: I knew a guy who did that, apparently indefinitely
	10:12pm Greg Arden: Christmas and Flag Day
	10:13pm Ridonkulous: Dog Jan-Jun, God Jul-Dec.
	10:13pm Greg Arden: Feeding puppies to his python?
	10:13pm Greg Arden: Ha Ridonkulous!
	10:14pm Ridonkulous: Eel peenies. You heard it here first.
	10:14pm Greg Arden: There is some universal truth in that😂
	10:16pm solo mon: She said TAB
	10:16pm Greg Arden: Why is Christmas so filthy in my mind. I think I’m having a regression memory.
	10:16pm solo mon: Might be the shape of the tree in your avatar?
	10:17pm Greg Arden: Karen!
	10:17pm ultradamno: Hallmark x-mas movies are the filthiest on earth, as least the way my imagination embellishes them
	10:18pm Ridonkulous: Karen? The one with the asymmetric buttplug implant 'do?
	10:18pm Greg Arden: I imagine them without the women. And then without the clothes. Just a religious preference I guess.
	10:19pm solo mon: Karen in the Nativity "I want to speak to the manger!"
	10:19pm ultradamno: What the French don't want to tell you is there's a giant that belongs to...
	10:19pm Greg Arden: I think my mom used to get me and all my brothers new underwear every year. It was triggering.
	10:20pm Greg Arden: oLo SolO!
	10:21pm WR: Well, that was a cheery bunch.
	10:21pm solo mon: OLO bitches
	10:22pm Greg Arden: Just a plain simple common household country crock Chrishmash!
	10:23pm solo mon: Country crack crimus
	10:23pm Greg Arden: WR it’s the snow!
	10:25pm Greg Arden: Wait wait explain me this French giant. I dated a French dude and he was merely huge. Like a wet half baguette in a wet paper bag.
	10:25pm Feldy: I’m here to get my Cha cha’s out! Hi all
	10:25pm solo mon: Speaking of Hallmark Movies- next week is a new episode of cha cha heels, on Christmas day no less!
	10:26pm solo mon: felders!!
	10:26pm Greg Arden: Feldy heller!!!daze!!!
	10:26pm ultradamno: Your avatar, it's in France, they say it's 'sculpture', but that's just a cover up www.theguardian.com...
	10:28pm Greg Arden: Ha! I don’t read it’s true just pictures and flashy lights. If there’s no sour cream in the picture on the menu it better not have sour cream.
	10:29pm solo mon: He can't read anything more than a comment.
	10:30pm Greg Arden: I just wanted to honor buttplugs. They actually don’t have them at target those are toilet floats but any storm in a port I always say.
	10:30pm Greg Arden: I sold a lot of buttplugs in the nineties. and gave a few for free too.
	10:31pm solo mon: Marjorie taylor G doesnt know that anything can be a butt plug, if it's flared. (respect to baba bee)
	10:31pm ultradamno: They don't stock them at Target or CVS, they just put used ones in Marjorie Taylor Greene's bags as a....courtesy. Walgreen's though, buttplug party!
	10:32pm Greg Arden: Eddie Murphy did a song about it. Literally everything up the butt.
	10:33pm Feldy: Just be careful with spark plugs
	10:34pm Greg Arden: I was curious one fall and almost lost my grip on a pine cone.
	10:36pm solo mon: but sparks
	10:37pm Greg Arden: All I can think is singing buttholes now.
	10:37pm Greg Arden: Four in a row.
	10:37pm ultradamno: Graham Parker did a concept album about that Squeezing Out Sparks
	10:38pm ultradamno: ...that's the Rumor, anyway
	10:38pm solo mon: OLo gotta hear that
	10:39pm Greg Arden: That it is about shooting sparks out one’s anus? 😲
	10:40pm Greg Arden: Carol Channing doesn’t come for drinks anymore and that saddens me.
	10:41pm Greg Arden: Sending a bowel movement is not as easy or “legal” as you might think.
	10:41pm solo mon: I love drinking corn around the fireplace.
	10:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: Greetings, cha chas!
	10:42pm Ridonkulous: A singing bowelgram
	10:42pm solo mon: Heelo ken from HP!
	10:42pm Feldy: OLO Ridonkulous
	10:43pm Greg Arden: Hi Ken!! Happy holidays?
	10:43pm solo mon: ridonkolo
	10:44pm Greg Arden: Ridonkulous 😅
	10:44pm Greg Arden: A true wintergreen tail.
	10:44pm Ridonkulous: I'm taking a bowel
	10:45pm Greg Arden: I’d like to buy a bowel?
	10:46pm solo mon: When he laughed his belly shook like a bowel of jello
	10:46pm Greg Arden: Alek? Wait you’re not Alek. Is it Alek or Alex? Which hole did I fall in this time?
	10:46pm ultradamno: I hear it's rude to gift someone chili if you don't know they have the bowels for it.
	10:47pm Greg Arden: Alex Trebec? Anyone?
	10:47pm solo mon: Alexa?
	10:48pm Greg Arden: Is it a thing Ultra? Gifting chili?
	10:48pm solo mon: Alexa play Gogi Grant
	10:48pm Greg Arden: Alexa play dead.
	10:49pm solo mon: Chili makes a great stocking stuffer. Just ladle it in.
	10:49pm Feldy: “Alexa, play some Alex Trebek”
	10:49pm Greg Arden: Now stay.
	10:49pm Greg Arden: That is correct Alec!
	10:49pm ultradamno: It was a fairly hilarious twitter uproar. It's evidently wrong because "what if they don't have bowls!?"
	10:50pm Ridonkulous: Alexa, I'd like to talk to your manager
	10:50pm solo mon: It's "What is a cha cha heel," Alex?
	10:50pm ultradamno: "...or a SPOON?! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
	10:50pm Greg Arden: Oh hahaha!
	10:51pm Greg Arden: What is a buttplug?
	10:52pm solo mon: Greg it's a hairstyle.
	10:52pm Feldy: “What is Porky Piggin’ & Spinning”
	10:53pm Greg Arden: What is stumping Alek?
	10:53pm solo mon: What is Canned cream Korn(holdt)?
	10:53pm Greg Arden: Where are all the Christmas decorations Alek.
	10:54pm solo mon: What is flared?
	10:54pm Greg Arden: And the answer is “up my butt”.
	10:54pm Feldy: Porky Pegging
	10:55pm solo mon: I want porky pegging for 500 please alex
	10:56pm Greg Arden: Next answer: two bald men making out in one turtleneck.
	10:56pm solo mon: Pegging Gravel
	10:56pm Feldy: What is… docking
	10:57pm Greg Arden: Alek I’ll take fisting virgins for 700.
	10:57pm solo mon: Olo
	10:58pm Greg Arden: Who is Sean Connery?
	10:59pm Greg Arden: Bald and Gross to trump I was the most.
	10:59pm ultradamno: The guy who got Bond over Ian McShane because he was taller....and don't think he isn't still bitter over it.
	10:59pm Greg Arden: Who is Steven Miller!
	11:00pm Greg Arden: Who is Eleanor Roosevelt?
	11:00pm WR: so many memories. Cha Cha Heels chosen family time well spent.
	11:00pm solo mon: OLOnor Rooseveldt
	11:01pm solo mon: XO WR! yeah good times together again :-)
	11:02pm Greg Arden: I hope you all made a Yule log or deux. If not double down on the muesli.
	11:02pm Fiddlesticks: What hath Arb wrought?
	11:02pm Ridonkulous: Thanks for a happy show, and for a big heaping bowelful of OLOs.
	11:02pm Greg Arden: Anonymous nutters for a thousand please.
	11:03pm solo mon: Xo ridonk!
	11:03pm Greg Arden: Alek: Name these people you slept with although you never got a name.
	11:04pm solo mon: Fiddlesticks! I agree arb should be illegal!
	11:04pm Greg Arden: Who is teeny peeny muscle guy?
	11:04pm Greg Arden: Thanks Ridonkulous 🐾🐾🐾🐾
	11:04pm solo mon: Mister Puniverse
	11:05pm Greg Arden: Arb left her computer on random for 15 hours. We had to step in.
	11:05pm Ridonkulous: olosolo
	11:05pm ultradamno: There's no law that can stop her now that she has her foot in the Techtonic door.
	11:06pm Greg Arden: Who is looks like a pump feels like a sneaker?
	11:06pm Ridonkulous: Heeee Haaaw!
	11:06pm Feldy: Thanks for the mammories!
	11:06pm solo mon: What is the peanut gallery?
	11:07pm solo mon: Xo ridonk! Feldy!
	11:07pm Greg Arden: Popping up out of Korny’s field! Night y’all hammy krampus!
	11:07pm chresti: Thanks for the classic bowels of comfort and joy!!
	11:07pm Greg Arden: Thanks Feldy!
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Thanks Chresti!
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Thanks Ridonkulous!
	11:08pm solo mon: Remember new show next week, on Christmas day. You're welcome
	11:08pm Greg Arden: Thank you Ultradamno!
	11:09pm Greg Arden: Ken and WR💋😇😇
	11:09pm solo mon: XO chesti!
	11:09pm solo mon: gnight cha chas!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from December 18, 2022

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