Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 8, 2023 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting February 8, 2023: Punchlines of our New AI Overlords

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:00pm
AaronInPhilly:

Why did the AI cross the road?
Because it was programmed to optimize its journey from point A to point B!
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Doug in MP:

ROFG
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:01pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Doug in MP:

(Rolling on the floor, groaning)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:02pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Doug in MP @6:02
I had come down on Raise our flag, gramps.
Avatar 6:02pm
Matt from Springfield:

Downloading Dinner, training Algorithm...

Hi Ken and Andy and other Self-Awares!
  6:03pm
Androu B.:

Howdy! I'm just tuning in to see if Aaron from Minneapolis calls in to one-up the Jokebot!
Avatar 6:05pm
Matt from Springfield:

A pound of Intern Flesh...but not one drop of Intern Blood.
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dale:

blood letting?
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dale:

leaches?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Doug in MP:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:02
Our new intern guy was surprised I could hear a high pitched sound today "at my advanced age". This is the kid who never heard of Cheers
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Ken, Andy and an intern walk into a bar ...
  6:06pm
Androu B.:

↳ Androu B. @6:03
And I might add: This oughtta be good!
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dale:

why do the laundry detergent people tout their power at removing blood stains? how many people are hemophiliacs out there?
Avatar 🚂 6:07pm
herb.nyc:

Ooh, I have a v small vial of my blood. From donating blood; the guy knew me as a regular. It’s a v thick liquid now. 20yo ish!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Doug in MP @6:06
Bring the new guy up to speed, this "institutional knowledge" is important for interns to learn!
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HyperDose:

Andy is right. It's all about dumping the adrenaline reserves
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
dale:

crystal gayle had that dreamy long hair.
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

We lost a decent DJ yesterday. Eric J. Lawrence from KCRW
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herb.nyc:

Coincidence- my brothers actuarial firm had crystal gayle as a client. This is 1990 ish.
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dale:

she's 72 this year.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:08
Rest In Peace...may his signals travel the universe.
Avatar 6:10pm
HyperDose:

I want to clone Ken before it's too late
  6:10pm
Androu B.:

I always thought the instrumental part of Jim Price's Party Girls remix Ken plays at the end of his show was an instrumental cover of "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue".
  6:11pm
Sam:

Yes, definitely make some spare copies of Ken.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
dale:

↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:08
when i lived in brooklyn i listened to kcrw all the time. cowboy joes radio ranch was a favorite. have a cassette i pulled from one of his last on air shows someplace.
  6:13pm
Dean:

I have heard that actuaries are the professionals most satisfied with their work.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
common:

tipsy
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Handy Haversack:

Salvia. Do it.
  6:14pm
Alex:

I'd watch that
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dale:

↳ dale @6:12
ooph - meant to say wkcr. my bad.
  6:14pm
Sam:

His ventriloquist dummy was slow?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Handy Haversack:

↳ Doug in MP @6:06
Ouch, Doug. There are dogwhistle jokes you could employ, I guess, but ouch.
Avatar 6:15pm
HyperDose:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:14
You're a madman!
  6:16pm
Sam:

I ordered a ventriloquist dummy, but it turned out to be a total Trumper Qanon nut. We just couldn’t work together.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
dale:

one was a chick. one was a broad.
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Matt from Springfield:

She's the pantsless listener who *doesn't* remove them in public..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
woj:

ace in the holey pants
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

↳ dale @6:12
It is now an OK station. The golden years of Joe Frank and Cowboy Joe have passed. Henry Rollins has a show on Saturday night from 10-Midnight that is the last of the good old school.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:14
Hmm, Columbia U's WKCR and the noted LA KCRW, affiliated with Santa Monica Community College. Interesting that two opposite coast stations with a good reputation are anagrammatic call signs.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
dale:

↳ I.M.Pufnstuf @6:18
and phil shapf (sp) having passed doesn't help
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
PMD:

I missed the setup
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Wind:

Wow Andy is being NICE and GOOD!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
dale:

i think my stereo is broken. it has mono.
Avatar 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

Non-sequiturs are better - you get a funny punchline out of an unfunny setup.
Avatar 6:21pm
Wild Neil||Peace All:

↳ dale @6:07
From ladies doing their monthly lady part leakage.
  6:22pm
Alexis:

Ken remember when you host with the mighty Professor Dum Dum and you said I spit on Mary and Jesus christ ? Can you do that again ?
Avatar 6:22pm
HyperDose:

↳ Wild Neil||Peace All @6:21
But the liquid in the maxi pad commercials is blue not red. Very misleading
Avatar 6:23pm
AaronInPhilly:

"Well, this is just tire-ible!"
  6:25pm
Androu B.:

Still gleefully awaiting Aaron from Minneapolis to call up...

The tension is building!
Avatar 6:27pm
HyperDose:

Hot take!
Avatar 🚂 6:28pm
herb.nyc:

“But Beth what can I do?” So so
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:21
Guy goes to a proctologist. Says, "Doctor, I have terrible pain in bottom." Proctologist says, "Well, let's see what's going on." He gloves and lubes and reaches in and pulls out a long-stemmed red rose. "Sir!" he exclaims, "You have a rose in your bottom!" "Doctor, is is for you."
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:29
Good, more of a "shaggy dog", long winded story without a proper end but a kind of funny narrative.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
dale:

i took a speed reading course. but i couldn't do that much speed.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

"It sure is hot out today!"
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AaronInPhilly:

I got a pretty good monologue from chatgpt about proctologists
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Handy Haversack:

Auto Cookie Delete is your friend, Ken.
  6:32pm
morphe':

use a different device.... different ip address
Avatar 🚂 6:32pm
herb.nyc:

Set up- I’m losing control of my wife

Punchline- PLEASE!
  6:32pm
Androu B.:

↳ herb.nyc @6:28
A punchline only Kiss fans would get.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Bernardo:

this truck driver has a better radio voice than you guys
Avatar 6:35pm
AaronInPhilly:

Clear your cookies, ken!
  6:36pm
Sam:

…The bartender puts out a chalice of wine and says “The blood of Ken!”
  6:36pm
?:

I had Chat write a poem to an old mistress:
"But now I long to see her face again,
And hold her in my arms once more.
I'll risk it all to be with Laura,
And make those sweet memories come alive once more."
  6:37pm
Marie:

↳ AaronInPhilly @6:35
Yeah! But newer OSs in mac hold onto data anyways
Avatar 🚂 6:38pm
herb.nyc:

Ha, AI doesn’t wanna play this game. He took the ball and went home.
Avatar 6:38pm
AaronInPhilly:

Doesn't Ken use Linux?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Bernardo:

you should call WFMU tech support and we can listen in to that
  6:39pm
Androu B.:

↳ dale @6:32
I'll improve on this one:

I took a speed-reading course but I ended up getting fined by the library.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
dale:

they walk into a bar and ask 'do you serve virgin mary's?' the bartender says 'sure - we don't exclude women.'
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HyperDose:

Here for the Jewish lightning
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khd:

"they all ordered water" is good
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herb.nyc:

Make a speed reading joke involving Memphis’s Scorpion cops.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

"The Lutheran already drank all the liquor."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Doug in MP:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:29
I visited the kazoo museum. It blew
Avatar 🚂 6:41pm
herb.nyc:

…kazoo museum

Punchline- gesundheit. (Nah)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Bernardo:

andy's on fire tonight! allllll zingerssss
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
dale:

visited the kazoo museum. didn't know what all the buzz was a bout.
Avatar 6:43pm
khd:

it was the quietest museum because no one would go to it
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khd:

the jokebot goes deep
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Doug in MP @6:41
🙄
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Doug in MP:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:44
I know 😞
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dale:

...i was kicked out of the maternity ward.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:42
🙄 as for you, dale.
  6:44pm
Marie:

Hey, where's Pam lately?
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Matt from Springfield:

Charlene sing along! End on that note!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
dale:

HEY!!!!
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herb.nyc:

Setup:

@6:44
Marie:

Hey, where's Pam lately?

Punchline-

That’s MISS Lately, to you.
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Matt from Springfield:

Danne Dddddddddddd!
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woj:

DANNE D!
  6:47pm
Marie:

↳ herb.nyc @6:46
hee hee hee @))
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khd:

get a job hippie
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Wild Neil||Peace All:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:29
I visited the vacuum museum. It really sucked. The fan museum,h owever, I went back and forth on.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
dale:

call me andy if you need a freelance joke writer.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
dale:

i'm sorry, this is a position for a YIPPY.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Ciggy:

A moth goes into a podiatrist's office...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Jules in VT:

Q: What did the moon say to the sun?




A: What up, Sun


*Mic drop*
Avatar 🚂 6:49pm
herb.nyc:

Hippies. Dogs. Nah, I don’t think so
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Danne D! "Sorry, you're overqualified for our jokewriting company."
  6:49pm
Marie:

Hippies use side door--hilarious
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:48
Good "New Yorker" caption.
  6:50pm
Danne D:

lol KfHP!
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DjLorraine:

So poor he does finger painting
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Doug in MP:

↳ DjLorraine @6:51
Hope he doesn't clean his brush like Bob Ross
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herb.nyc:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:50
Just yest, I saw a small pbk from New Yorker. Talks about the captions that were too out there and couldn’t use.
Avatar 🚂 6:51pm
I.M.Pufnstuf:

Did ya hear about the Grandma who fell into the well?

She couldn't see that well.
  6:52pm
BVP:

I love the sound of pencil on paper. Maybe that should be next weeks show. 🤷🏽‍♂️
  6:52pm
Marie:

"But do you have any legs?"--punchline
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
common:

all so good
  6:52pm
Danne D:

I would like to see this bot to go against the straight line bot
Avatar 🚂 6:52pm
I.M.Pufnstuf:

I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any pants. Put me in your next movie.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Handy Haversack:

Gonna go start cooking. Later on, all.
  6:53pm
Marie:

I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any legs
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Doug in MP:

Later Handy!
  6:53pm
Androu B.:

C'mon, Aaron from Minnesota! I've got a bet riding on you!
  6:53pm
zbong:

tuxedo of paint
  6:53pm
Sam:

Isn’t prayer just harassing God?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
dale:

i'm a painter in la and i have no pants. i get kicked off the santa monica pier a lot.
  6:54pm
Danne D:

"I'm a painter in LA and I don't have any pants": I also starred in the Air Bud movies
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Yetz:

Take the "I" out of your paints and you get pants.
  6:54pm
Marie:

Pam!
  6:54pm
Danne D:

God has the spare time
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herb.nyc:

…empty the litter box

Punchline: call roto-rooter

Oh, Miss Lately is calling!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
dale:

i don't want to change the litter box. so i got a dog.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
Ciggy:

↳ Yetz @6:54
👍
  6:54pm
Androu B.:

↳ Sam @6:53
Naw, it's just dicking impressionble people around.
  6:54pm
Danne D:

There's no "I" in pants
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
dale:

↳ Yetz @6:54
that's cerebral comedy right there!
  6:55pm
Danne D:

...but these school students really need to use it
  6:55pm
morphe':

↳ Handy Haversack @6:29
ken andy bot
  6:56pm
Sam:

I really don’t want to empty the litter box. It’s the only thing left in my life that isn’t empty.
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khd:

i think even bad comedy writers are safe from jokebot
  6:56pm
morphe':

3 for 3 .....
Mrs. Corcoran "PRAY for Me ..
Nevermind"
  6:56pm
MKT in Inwood:

(Litter box) …but if I don’t, there’s still a chance they could find the body.
Avatar 🚂 6:56pm
herb.nyc:

“Ken, we can only talk about nudity on days that don’t end in y”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
dale:

TELL US THE SETUP!
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Roberto:

That was Dora last week.
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khd:

a comedian asks a jokebot for a joke. comedian says but jokebot i am the comedian.
  6:58pm
Sam:

How about What’s the deal with jokebots?
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dday:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:29
Guy is in the E.R. having a heart attack. Two docs one an older gentleman & one a very attractive redheaded woman are prepping him for a balloon angio to go up through his thigh. The first doctor says, We're goin to insert the needle now, how are you doing? The guy says OK. The second doctor says, you might feel a little prick down there. Punchline : The Guy responds..so might you
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herb.nyc:

…for a joke

Punchline: change the light bulb yourself!!!
  6:58pm
morphe':

ken andy
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dday:

↳ Wild Neil||Peace All @6:47
so were you oscillating or vasillating ?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Will thee Sound Guy:

Thank you Andy, Ken, the Ai(s), and all!!!
Avatar 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dday @6:58
That's an Erotic Short Story (ESS), as Dave Hill used to tell.
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HyperDose:

Thanks boys! See you in 2 weeks, Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Ciggy:

Because the light was on!
  6:59pm
morphe':

Sonny Bono - great singer .. terrible skier ..
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Matt from Springfield:

Thanks Ken and Andy, don't give the lazy Jokebot any ideas for it to rip off!

Have a good night, people!
  7:00pm
Sam:

Good gravity zinger at the end
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dday:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:59
actually Matt..that's a true story..My heart attack in 2017
  7:00pm
Androu B.:

Ah, well. No Aaron, but lots of good punchlines.

G'night everyone!
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dday:

Never heard Dave Hill
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dday @7:00
😉 You rascal!
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dday:

↳ Matt from Springfield @7:00
Heee hee..always smile no matter what life throws at you
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