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Favoriting May 3, 2023: Worse and Worser Advice For All My Friends

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W. Park Richardson  A Psychiatrists Advice To The Worried and Depressed   Favoriting  
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Fella Cederbaum  You Have No Gyryscope   Favoriting Truth and Destiny: A Gall Named Fella 
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Jacques Palminger  German Woman   Favoriting  
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Rosko  Where Are You Mama? at 33   Favoriting  
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Dick Whittinghill  Apology at Bedtime   Favoriting  
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Tempest Storm  Advice For Young Women   Favoriting     0:32:33 (Pop-up)
Material f. William Burroughs  Words of Advice   Favoriting  
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Ass Baboons of Venus  Advice for Teenage Criminals   Favoriting Go Go Telescope 
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The Veils  Advice For Young Mothers To Be   Favoriting  
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Teary For Feary  Advice For The Young At Heart   Favoriting     0:45:41 (Pop-up)
Neil Young  Tired Eyes   Favoriting Tonight's the Night    0:48:02 (Pop-up)
Les Crane  Desiderata   Favoriting     0:51:50 (Pop-up)
National Lampoon and Norman Rose and Melissa Manchester  Deteriorata   Favoriting     0:56:29 (Pop-up)
Andre Williams  Bury Me Deep   Favoriting Dont Ever Give Up    1:01:03 (Pop-up)
Johnny Cash  The Gambler   Favoriting  
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Luke The Drifter  Too Many Parties and Too Many Pals   Favoriting     1:16:47 (Pop-up)
Porter Wagoner  What Would You Do if Jesus Came To Your House?   Favoriting     1:19:31 (Pop-up)
Troy Hess  Please Don't Go Topless Mother   Favoriting     1:22:21 (Pop-up)
Rosko  The Gift   Favoriting     1:24:14 (Pop-up)
God  Silent Night   Favoriting     1:26:56 (Pop-up)
Paul Harvey  What Are Fathers Made Of?   Favoriting     1:31:43 (Pop-up)
The Leonard Family  Once You Understand   Favoriting     1:35:34 (Pop-up)
Helen Gurley Brown  How to Have an Affair--And Live Happily Ever After!   Favoriting     1:39:44 (Pop-up)
Fabio  On Slow Dancing   Favoriting     1:46:22 (Pop-up)
Telly Savalas  If   Favoriting     1:47:48 (Pop-up)
Bruce McCulloch  Doors Fan FCC F Word Remix   Favoriting     1:50:38 (Pop-up)
Christina  Is That All There Is?   Favoriting     1:54:25 (Pop-up)
The Cosmopolitans  How To Keep Your Husband Happy   Favoriting     2:00:01 (Pop-up)
David Greenberger & The P  Advice For Drummers   Favoriting     2:02:34 (Pop-up)
David Greenberger & The Waldameer Players  Advice For People Over 80   Favoriting     2:03:43 (Pop-up)
Art Linkletter  We L:ove You, Call Collect   Favoriting     2:06:13 (Pop-up)
Kim Fowley  Ode To Sweet Sixteen   Favoriting Good Clean Fun    2:13:36 (Pop-up)
A Real Creepazoid  Michelle: Psycho Sexual Poem   Favoriting     2:13:54 (Pop-up)
Richard Jobson  The Happiness Of Lonely   Favoriting The Fruit Of The Original Sin (V/A)    2:14:48 (Pop-up)
Pulp  Common People   Favoriting     2:17:44 (Pop-up)
Shatner  Common People   Favoriting     2:20:31 (Pop-up)
 
Treasure Mammal  Chillionaire   Favoriting     2:33:11 (Pop-up)
The Fugs  Advice From The Fugs   Favoriting     2:37:07 (Pop-up)
Patti Smith  Advice To The Young   Favoriting     2:42:12 (Pop-up)
William Burroughs  Words of Advice for Young People   Favoriting Spare Ass Annie and Other Tales    2:47:39 (Pop-up)
Picking Up Girls Made Easy  The Walking the Dog Pick Up   Favoriting     2:51:35 (Pop-up)
 


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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚽 8:11am
HyperDose:

Morning, Staysh and freeform enthusiasts yet to arrive!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:25am
dale:

i had a banana this morning so feeling potassium-rich for today's show.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:25am
PigeonsAndRust:

Ring ring ring ring I just got a Bananagram on my Bananaphone
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:32am
-жеи:

Morning all!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:33am
-жеи:

This is not an attack. You will not be harmed
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:33am
dale:

today's program should apeel to all.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:45am
Handy Haversack:

Morning, Ken and all the Freedman Forms. Extremely glad I brought my novelty wrench set with me this morning.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:48am
-жеи:

Still celebrating International Oversized Novelty Wrench Workers of the World Day around here, Handy
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:53am
-жеи:

I dont know if i have enough material to stretch today's concept to three hours but I cant even quite explain what I am going for precisely so we shall see what happens
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:54am
Krys O.:

Hi, жеи! Afghanistan Bananastand to all! Oh, it's also Polish Constitution Day. The first constitution in relatively modern Europe (late 18th century) even if it only lasted a year.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:55am
Handy Haversack:

↳ -жеи @8:48
It's almost cruel that they make us try to fit it into a single day.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:59am
AnAnonymousParty:

Hopefully, an image of a banana will be presented with each song (or alternate audio offering) played so we can get a sense of scale for what is being played.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:59am
Strandlund:

Good Morning Freeform Gang!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:59am
dale:

will the show be fruit-based?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:01am
PaulRobeson1923:

Hello Ken
Hello all
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
Krys O.:

It's a COOK BOOK!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
Webhamster Henry:

Today's show will support the Writer's strike by recycling material and all dialog is generated by Machine Learning.
  9:03am
F≎F≎ (:

Hello. Mr Ken, Egg and East Bananers friends!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
dale:

did he say 'mate with us?'
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning! Mine are overripe here, so I'll have to bake them into a bananabreadgramme. 🍌
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:04am
DanielMac Listener 272753:

I just ran outside to be mated with...and there was no one there but the garbage man taking our garbage!
  9:05am
miniteeny:

I may lose my mind this morning listening to this
  9:05am
Glistener MW:

My brain keeps hearing it as “mate with us”
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am
Brian C.:

dale, I heard mate with us too
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:05am
DanielMac Listener 272753:

To be more specific, our co-mingled
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:05am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "A Psychiatrists Advice To The Worried and Depress...
This is actually the B-side of "Rock Music Report."
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:06am
Micheal:

Morning! I'm staying indoors today!
Avatar 🚽 9:06am
Triple G:

Good morning Staysh, all
Avatar 9:06am
attis:

↳ Song: "A Psychiatrists Advice To The Worried and Depress...
Morning all. Looking forward to making use of this wonderful advice.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:06am
PaulRobeson1923:

Oh Jezus oh!!!
Avatar 🚽 9:06am
Triple G:

This is all summoning a flashback I never lived in the first place
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:07am
DjLorraine:

I love this adventure 🔧🍌
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am
Edgar from Maine:

↳ Song: "A Psychiatrists Advice To The Worried and Depress...
Jeez I missed half of this advice and probably need all of it. Any chance of an encore?
Avatar 🚽 9:07am
HyperDose:

↳ Krys O. @8:54
Dzień dobry, Krys! And yesterday was Polish flag day 🇵🇱
  9:08am
A Bee:

Taking bets but I think this set is inspired by beau is afraid
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
coldax:

Why do I get the feeling this is all leading up to Gordon Lightfoot?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:09am
PaulRobeson1923:

Wow
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:09am
Krys O.:

↳ HyperDose @9:07
Hey!
  9:09am
Sam:

Is this Dr. Ruth?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:11am
Will thee Sound Guy:

Good morning Staysh and all!!!
  9:11am
Sam:

Everybody comes into this world naked, with no gyroscope
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:11am
-жеи:

THere is no gyroscope bitches. PLEASE. If you take anything away from this song, it should be the NO GYROSCOPE thing. Wednesday Morning Fight Club Rules OK!
  9:11am
F≎F≎ (:

This is the anti-Mr Blue Sky segment.
  9:12am
Sam:

Were you there? When they crucified my Lord?
  9:12am
Vertual:

Is that all there iz??
  9:12am
Sam:

Find me!!!
  9:12am
FKA Kat in Chicago:

Good morning!
Avatar 9:13am
Roberto:

↳ Song: "German Woman" by "Jacques Palminger"
JASSSSS
  9:13am
miniteeny:

Deep thoughts
Avatar 9:14am
attis:

↳ Song: "German Woman" by "Jacques Palminger"
I don't believe this isn't Werner Herzog
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am
fred:

Werner could fit in this
Avatar 🚽 9:14am
Triple G:

↳ attis @9:14
I was about to say I hope we segue into Werner
Avatar 🚽 9:14am
Seanbelly:

It's anover Werner?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am
Zipperhead7:

"German woman, you have hair." WFMU teaches me something every day!
  9:15am
Sam:

What if there IS no gyroscope?
  9:15am
F≎F≎ (:

I can confirm German women grow hair from their head. I remember seeing pictures of them in my German textbook when i did introduction to German in 1998.
  9:15am
Gyroscope Bitches:

What are you talking about? We just released a new album.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Elena:

↳ Song: "A Psychiatrists Advice To The Worried and Depress...
I am going to keep this entire set on hand for all my anxiety emergencies.
  9:16am
Sam:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @9:15
That's West German women. We have no idea what East German women do behind that Iron Curtain.
Avatar 9:16am
Aaron Working In Newark:

Good Morning SMK.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:16am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "German Woman" by "Jacques Palminger"
An larger wrench could have prevented all this heartache and agita.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:16am
PigeonsAndRust:

If we could read Ken's mind, what a tale the thoughts would yell
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am
Asheville Jon:

is there an arnold schwarzenegger spoken word album?
  9:17am
morphe':

Very Herzogian...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:17am
dale:

↳ Asheville Jon @9:17
just his workout album.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:17am
AnAnonymousParty:

Chermun womun can grow hair from verever say vant, yah.
Avatar 🚽 9:18am
HyperDose:

Here for the NSFW puffball spore content
  9:18am
blee:

sad german man is victorious with fractured leather horses
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:18am
Asheville Jon:

↳ dale @9:17
bummer.
maybe 'the continental' would fit into this set somehow
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:18am
Krys O.:

↳ Sam @9:09
Dr. Ruth Westheimer spoke at Upsala College when I was a student. She was cute, but she commented on how I crossed my legs. Weird.
  9:19am
Sam:

God created Staten Island out of anger
Avatar 9:19am
attis:

↳ Song: "Claire De Werner"
did we summon Werner like a demon?
  9:20am
F≎F≎ (:

Sam,

I know. I also wonder whether women in West Banana grow hair from their head or not behind the Potasium Curtain (i.e. Bananin Wall).
  9:20am
miniteeny:

What a downer
  9:21am
Sam:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @9:20
I've got to get some potassium curtains. They're good for your health and your home's appraisal value.
  9:21am
F≎F≎ (:

Keep looking till your find your mamma, Rosko. Find her. FIND HER.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:22am
PigeonsAndRust:

I want a Sterba curtain but I don't have enough land for it
  9:22am
F≎F≎ (:

From a good source i know Rosko's mamma hides in one of the nine natural orifices of the Statue of Liberty.
Avatar 🚽 9:22am
Triple G:

Nice lullaby, this 😊
  9:22am
Matty from Brooklyn:

Ken, is this your homage to Ende Tymes? Feels like this could be a set
  9:23am
Sam:

Ugh, who is this non-German talking?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am
Megaroni:

Story time with Sir Ken, how I love starting my Wed
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:24am
PigeonsAndRust:

Where is Arthur Godfrey's "What is a boy?"
  9:24am
Sam:

First apologize for your terrible American accent.
  9:24am
miniteeny:

Abusive parenting
  9:25am
Colleen:

this kid sounds like a loser
  9:25am
Steph:

this guy is a real Dick
  9:25am
JetBoy of Astoria:

Good day Ken and all!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am
Zipperhead7:

If my kid spread too much butter on the bread I'd whack him too
  9:26am
Yeesh:

sad poison nice guy
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:26am
Will thee Sound Guy:

💥 the habits are getting to him
  9:27am
Sam:

↳ Zipperhead7 @9:26
I learned it from you, Dad! I learned it from watching you!!
  9:27am
miniteeny:

Dad needs a drink
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Krys O.:

Love the David Shrigley gif on the Dick Whittingill track.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
Zipperhead7:

My dad taught me how to hotwire a car when I was 12 "just in case"
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
Will thee Sound Guy:

↳ Zipperhead7 @9:29
Sounds like a smart man
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
Krys O.:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @9:24
Do you mean Tom Edwards' What is a Teenage Boy? b/w What is a Teenage Girl?
  9:30am
F≎F≎ (:

not to be confused with Fella Tion.
  9:31am
Sam:

It's not her fault. She was born with only one L, poor thing.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
PigeonsAndRust:

↳ Krys O. @9:30
I was thinking of this record. I seem to get another copy in every big 78 collection that comes home. Arthur Godfrey youtu.be...
Avatar 🚽 9:32am
HyperDose:

This is the lullaby Talking Egg™ would put on every night when I was living in the crawlspace
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:32am
DjLorraine:

If g-d can be angry can gd sin?. ..can do anything.
  9:32am
Sam:

↳ Sam @9:31
And no gyroscope!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am
Asheville Jon:

whew, that fella cederbaum is, um, interesting
mahnodahno.com
  9:34am
F≎F≎ (:

↳ Sam @9:32
She traded it for a gynescope.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am
dale:

is this tempest storm the burlesque performer? is she reading fortune cookies?
  9:34am
Steph:

I appreciate this woman's advice
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:34am
AnAnonymousParty:

Is this and older, wiser version of the diarrhea lady?
  9:35am
Sam:

Some day we will all be born with gyroscopes - but it's going to take a few million years of evolution. So sit tight.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:35am
Will thee Sound Guy:

She's really talking to us
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:35am
dale:

maybe some wisdom from rusty warren is next.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:35am
PigeonsAndRust:

Pigeons have built in compasses, they have iron rich magnetoreceptors in their beaks
  9:36am
F≎F≎ (:

At least this is not Kae Tempest.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:37am
Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Words of Advice" by "Material f. William Burroughs"
I was hoping for some advice from WSB.
  9:37am
morphe':

Love that line ...".... Not about to hang up my G-String." => WB ...Natuaral followup
Avatar 9:37am
attis:

↳ Song: "Advice For Young Women" by "Tempest Storm"
Throwing out my notes from the psychiatrist's advice and will now be living by the precepts of Tempest Storm's word.
Avatar 9:38am
Bob Barth:

"But trust me on the sunscreen"
Avatar 🚽 9:38am
HyperDose:

↳ Song: "Advice For Young Women" by "Tempest Storm"
Best thing I've heard all week
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am
Strandlund:

I love Burroughs' voice!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:38am
Zipperhead7:

"If you are doing business with some religious son of a bitch, get it in writing." The part that got scratched
  9:38am
A Bee:

I found my mama now
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:39am
DjLorraine:

↳ Krys O. @9:18
“Very interesting“
  9:40am
F≎F≎ (:

Ass Baboons from Venus. Finaly. Some sense!
  9:40am
A Bee:

Old fool you sold your soul for a strap on
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:41am
PigeonsAndRust:

↳ A Bee @9:40
I think I'd like that embroidered so I could hang it on my wall
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:42am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Advice for Teenage Criminals" by "Ass Baboons of ...
Wait, is this still part of the vibe?
  9:42am
Brendan:

Chortle... haha
  9:43am
F≎F≎ (:

The Hippie Noise Hammer caught me off guard again!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:43am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Some music any primate can get behind!
  9:43am
Yeesh:

Is that George Romero's scarecrow?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:43am
PigeonsAndRust:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @9:43
I thought you wrote "off gourd" for a second . And somehow that also made sense.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:44am
tim from washington:

Hi Ken and everyone! Ken - thanks for including my Drop-In show in the newsletter! I was actually touched to see it listed.
  9:45am
MD:

“Happy as a scone?”
  9:46am
F≎F≎ (:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @9:43
ha! never heard of that expression before. but now that i read about it, yeah. The Ass Baboons got me out of my mind, stoned to the bejeezus, fried, gone, out of my element, kukoo bananas, etc.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:46am
-жеи:

Yakety Sax is at the ready....
  9:47am
MD:

I love ass baboon! DELICIOUS!!!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I'd trust Bill's advice for old junkies more.
  9:47am
Sam:

↳ MD @9:47
You have to get it in season.
  9:47am
morphe':

must away ... back for ... The End????
  9:47am
MD:

YACK THAT SAX!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:48am
Asheville Jon:

↳ Song: "Advice For The Young At Heart" by "Teary For Feary"
aw man, i was really getting into that!!!!!!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:48am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Advice For The Young At Heart" by "Teary For Feary"
Sorry, lads. Hearts are old around here.
  9:48am
Sam:

↳ Handy Haversack @9:48
But if you should survive to 105, think of all you'll derive out of being alive!
Avatar 9:48am
Stashu:

Who put the bonk in bonkers?
  9:49am
MD:

Who don’t like hot sax!!!???
  9:49am
Creston:

What is the oldest playable show in Ken’s archive?
  9:49am
F≎F≎ (:

Advice songs?

National Lampoon – Deteriorata
The Ventures – Walk, Don’t Run
Hot Tuna – Keep Your Lamps Trimmed and Burning
Fanny – Think About the Children
The Four Seasons – Walk Like a Man
Charles Mingus – Better Git It in Your Soul
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am
The Oscar:

"Never Trust" by Bruce McCulloch would be a pretty solid one for the theme.
  9:49am
Sam:

↳ Stashu @9:48
Hi Stashu!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am
tim from washington:

Guys - I'm thinking about switching up my pants. Should I go for all Sansabelts or all Rodney Dangerfield golf pants? Any advice? Serious responses only please.
  9:50am
chresti:

Morning Ken and programme participants!
Avatar 9:50am
(((Murakami Whywolf):

Little-known fact: the Three Magi were the last surviving dinosaurs.
  9:50am
F≎F≎ (:

More:

Johnny Cash - Don't Take Your Guns to Town
Leonard Cohen- Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On
  9:51am
MD:

golf pants!!! ALL THE TIME!
Avatar 9:51am
(Murakami Whywolf))):

—and did he get very far? Did he have a car?
  9:52am
Steph:

the advice is don't do cocaine and end up a corpse in a field of broken cars
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am
Asheville Jon:

i hope someone takes his advice soon
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:52am
Zipperhead7:

I'm still recovering from "German Woman." Reminds me of a dream I had where I spotted Nico in a Hong Kong hotel bar. She was standing on a grand piano singing the Horst Wessel to a roomful of German businessman holding their tankards aloft
  9:52am
Yeesh:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @9:50
Whoa! Is that the answer song to Don't Come Home a Drinkin'?
  9:52am
MD:

He got far because of his scar…
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:52am
PigeonsAndRust:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @9:50
Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me. One could easily do three hours of Don't songs, but it must have been done already
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:52am
Krys O.:

↳ tim from washington @9:49
Haband, all the way! Well, now they're Blair.

www.blair.com...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am
Asheville Jon:

Telly Savalas doing "If" would be great this morning
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Squidocto:

I feel so advised
  Swag For Life Member 9:54am
SeaCreature:

National Lampoon’s Deteriorata is far superior to this. You are fluke of the universe…
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:54am
AnAnonymousParty:

Spooooock!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:54am
dale:

↳ Krys O. @9:52
blair fashions was from warren pennsylvania. the owners had a summer house in sunset bay on lake erie and i did a lot of housepainting for them in the late 1970s. really nice people, long gone i'm sure.
  9:54am
TerrDE:

will there be a rebuttal from National Lampoon ?
Avatar 9:54am
Squidocto:

↳ SeaCreature @9:54
Yesss
  9:54am
F≎F≎ (:

Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
Avatar 9:55am
attis:

↳ Song: "Desiderata" by "Les Crane"
Periodically had to write the complete Desiderata out longhand as a punishment in high school. Really ruined the positive vibes of the text.
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dale:

....and they were the blairs.
  9:55am
cbunny:

this set has made a great morning ride into work!
  9:55am
MD:

Neil Nose Rock
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tim from washington:

↳ Krys O. @9:52
Oooh, stretch waist bands! Hard to resist!
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Quite the rip-off of "Deteriorata"—still, they got the sounds just right, and some of the advice might be useful.
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dale:

will art linkletter make a special guest starring appearance?
  9:56am
MD:

IM AT PEACE WITH DOG!
  9:56am
Sam:

You have a right to be here, all of you!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Desiderata" by "Les Crane"
Did Micah approve that one?
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tim from washington:

Ken - can you play the record by Frank that has great advice about going on a date without the date knowing it's a date?
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-жеи:

Thanks for all the great suggestions ! I knew I could count on you all even though I couldnt explain it! The vibe explains it all.. you get me and I LOVE YOU
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dale:

'bout time we heard some melissa manchester. wouldn't you give your heart to a friend?
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SeaCreature:

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @9:56
Rotate your tires!
  9:57am
F≎F≎ (:

I know you don't like him, but here's another advice song:

Frank Zappa - Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Deteriorata" by "National Lampoon and Norman Rose...
I recently dug out my 8th grade yearbook in which my quote was from "Deteriorata!"
  9:58am
Sam:

↳ -жеи @9:57
You have the right to be here Ken.
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Clincher16":

Ask for Ken
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Triple G:

↳ Song: "Deteriorata" by "National Lampoon and Norman Rose...
Rotate your tires 🙏
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Triple G:

This sounds like John Facenda
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Clincher16":

Written by Tony Hendra
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Kitschy Mama:

↳ Song: "Deteriorata" by "National Lampoon and Norman Rose...
Toomuchery 😂
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HyperDose:

"Remember The Pueblo" 💀
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dale:

i can't find any paul reiser 'couplehood' audio book online. lots of great advice i'll bet.
  10:00am
Sam:

Every time someone makes something beautiful, some snarky jerk has to nationally lampoon it.
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Mortricia:

So great and timeless!
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Webhamster Henry:

"ask for Ken"
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Has anyone covered "Please Don't Go Topless, Mother" or "Why Did You Kill Me, Mother"*?


*Answer: 'Because I, the listener, couldn't kill you first.'.
  10:00am
F≎F≎ (:

the Ramones - Psycho Therapy
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Clincher16":

Give up!
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HyperDose:

Why is this making me think of Bob Dylan NOT singing We Are The World www.youtube.com...
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Webhamster Henry:

This show needs some advice from Eddie Lawrence, "The Old Philosopher."
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tim from washington:

↳ Song: "Bury Me Deep" by "Andre Williams"
YES! YES! YES!
  10:02am
TerrDE:

Hyperdose, " penetration to any degree constitutes the crime "
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PigeonsAndRust:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:02
YES!!!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Bury Me Deep" by "Andre Williams"
Follow this one with "Lay Me Low" from Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
  10:03am
F≎F≎ (:

Bury him deep, but not as deep as they did with Jimmy Hoffa.
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Bury Me Deep" by "Andre Williams"
I would be very excited to attend a funeral with both a cat and a hot dog cart.
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McGroovey:

Hey, Gordon Lightfoot...

Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me
Don't Beat Me Down
Sit Down Young Stranger
Sundown
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Cp304:

Who does this guy think he is?
  10:04am
Sam:

Imagine you do all this, and then find out the hearse driver was only half jewish. On his father's side. And one of the gay nurses was actually bi. This poor guy would never find peace in the great beyond.
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The Oscar:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:02
GREAT call.
  10:05am
Sam:

A train bound for nowhere.... The Raritan Valley Line?
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MayJillar:

I knew Johnny made some mistakes, but I had no idea he'd made this one.
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DjLorraine:

↳ Song: "Bury Me Deep" by "Andre Williams"
Sometimes to get a job done right you have to do it yourself
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Les:

Loved Deteriorata! National Lampoon eh? Had no idea they were doing anything so brilliant. Great show today, Staysh!
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HyperDose:

↳ Sam @10:05
hahaha
  10:07am
F≎F≎ (:

And that's how you bailed out from Johnny Cash and come back again into it like nothing happened.
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Les @10:06
A side effect of the NatLamp Radio Hour, I think.
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Thelud:

"Advice: The cheapest current coin."
-Ambrose Bierce
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McGroovey:

Scott Williams put this ear worm in my ear against my will yesterday, and I cursed him, so now I want to infect his ear:

PAUL SIMON - 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER
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Clincher16":

↳ Les @10:06
Drunk, Stoned, Brilliant and Dead
  10:09am
F≎F≎ (:

There should be a song that advices against listening Paul Simon.
  10:09am
Gerry from Miami:

I collect techno-glitches. That was a cool one! Nobody is allowed to interrupt "The Man in Black."
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Handy Haversack:

Tico is a real charmer.
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Asheville Jon:

tico is taxidermied
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Vivian:

Tico! Whose dog is it? Post pix!
  10:10am
Uncle Junior:

With me it's never a gamble
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HyperDose:

↳ Vivian @10:10
Tico is Alan's apprentice
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Vivian:

↳ Asheville Jon @10:10
Say it ain't so...
  10:11am
Sam:

Melissa Manchester has no right to be here
  10:11am
Dean:

"You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em..." Lyrics about doing the laundry.
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PaulRobeson1923:

Make the Mistake, Mr.Ken
  10:11am
Les:

Thanks for further info, Webhamster!
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David (in London):

Afternoon Station Manager Ken and assembled Fried-form loons.
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The Oscar:

National Lampoon also did a solid parody of Byron MacGregor's "The Americans," both of which would probably fit the bill... youtu.be...
  10:13am
farfle:

That’s the kind of normal I’ll get behind! Ass Monkey!!!!!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

A great drunken-advice song: the Austin Lounge Lizards' "Old Blevins".
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Handy Haversack:

↳ David (in London) @10:12
Afternoon, David. Welcome to the Advice Hour.
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PaulRobeson1923:

Any songs about irradiation? As in The 1966 definition of the word?
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David (in London):

My advice: too many honey slides will give you tired eyes every time.
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David (in London):

Wotcha Handles!
  10:15am
F≎F≎ (:

Welcome, David! You just came at the right time to talk about Ass Baboons.
  10:16am
Gerry from Miami:

STAYSH, semi-famous deejay Tom Clay had a semi-famous hit record back in the 70s of Bacharach and David's "What the World Needs is Love." Still not sure, to this day, whether it's a parody or dead serious.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ The Oscar @10:13
Didn't Don Novello voice that?
  10:16am
Sam:

Take a gamble on the chipmunks!
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David (in London):

Senor FoFo, it's always the right time for that!
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HyperDose:

Wing is a universal treasure
  10:16am
Tony from Chicago:

Play it already!!!
  10:16am
Karl:

That’s definitely something to note. Most chipmunk airtime. Ha! Loving it!
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tim from washington:

Some say later Chipmunks is their "sell-out" ear. I say it's their best work.
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tim from washington:

ear =era
  10:17am
yippie:

I have a big wing stash
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steveo:

sorry i was distracted did you say hank williams was a chipmunk?
  10:18am
Les:

Wow. Too Many Parties is beautiful.
  10:18am
Sam:

I prefer the National Lampoon version of this song: "Too many parties, too many pals, not enough toilets."
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PigeonsAndRust:

There's another Hank song that is a list song rather than an advice song , "Just Waitin' "
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Too Many Parties and Too Many Pals" by "Luke The ...
If any situation calls for a judge to recuse himself from a case, it's this one.
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tim from washington:

Sexophones!!!! (gasp)
  10:19am
F≎F≎ (:

No es ese tipo de parties.
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David (in London):

Tim, ear, era, your point is sound.
  10:19am
yippie:

I like wing singing do-re-mi
  10:19am
Les:

Yeah that’s right! Don’t condemn a lady for her smokes!
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DjLorraine:

Paint? Like from a roller or spraygun?
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Mortricia:

Activist judge!
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The Oscar:

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @10:16
You know, you might be right! Credits on non-compiled Radio Hour bits can be tough to come by.
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McGroovey:

The Fugs ...

Kill For Peace
The Ten Commandments
Exorcism Of The Grave Of Senator Joseph McCarthy

But I can't remember if those songs are safe for daytime radio
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Krys O.:

Hank Sr used to do the Health & Happiness radio shows sponsored by Hadacol. ("It's for medicinal purposes! hic)
  10:20am
brian:

Phantom 309
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tim from washington:

↳ David (in London) @10:19
Thanks, DiL! You 'ear me well.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

'When she went to _your_ schools?'
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PaulRobeson1923:

Ir•ra•di•a•tion (i rā’dē ā’shən), n. 1. the act of irradiating. 2. The state of being irradiated. 3. intellectual or spiritual enlightenment. 4. a ray of light; beam. 5. Optics. the apparent enlargement of an object when seen against a dark background. 6…
  10:21am
Sam:

If Jesus came to my house I'd hide the weed!
  10:21am
Steph:

would love it if Jesus came over
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Handy Haversack:

You know who has good advice? Suanne Harbrough! Especially in terms of whether we should call her Karen.
  10:21am
Steph:

it's a mess here though
  10:21am
JetBoy of Astoria:

Jesus loves weed
  10:21am
Dean:

If I knew He was coming, I'd back Him a cake.
  10:21am
Sam:

I'd stock up on tons and tons of bottled water. Instant wine cellar.
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "What Would You Do if Jesus Came To Your House?" b...
Wouldn't saying grace with Jesus at the table be a bit like talking shop?
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Krys O.:

If Jesus came to my house, I'd ask for help with laundry or dinner.
  10:22am
Sam:

↳ JetBoy of Astoria @10:21
Every time he comes over he makes a huge dent in my supply. I just have to hide it now.
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tim from washington:

↳ Sam @10:21
No, dude. Think about it. Jesus could do that same trick with your weed that he did with the bread and wine! Or was it with fish? Regardless, Jesus could multply your pot!
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David (in London):

↳ Dean @10:21
If Jesus was coming, I'd get him to bake me a cake (a la King Missile).
  10:23am
yippie:

mcgroovy, there is a new fugs album coming out soon called dancing in the universe
  10:23am
Sam:

↳ tim from washington @10:22
He is very adept at turning weed into smoke.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Please Don't Go Topless Mother" by "Troy Hess"
Damn, Troy, such a square. Live a little, kid!
  10:23am
Les:

I’d let my kid sing this
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PaulRobeson1923:

↳ Sam @10:23
Ancient fumigation tents
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DjLorraine:

Fixing clutter would be a miracle
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

What does this guy's gang's tattoos look-like? —their hand-signs?
  10:24am
melissa fleischman:

This so g makes me angry every time.
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attis:

↳ Song: "Please Don't Go Topless Mother" by "Troy Hess"
Judgmental little priss.
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Cp304:

I bet that kid don't complain at dinner
  10:25am
Sam:

↳ Song: "Please Don't Go Topless Mother" by "Troy Hess"
Don't go topless? You want to eat tonight, right?
  10:26am
Sam:

I asked Life to introduce me to his sister. Big mistake.
  10:26am
F≎F≎ (:

Jesus always shows up in topless mothers houses. Funny coincidence, isn't?
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "The Gift" by "Rosko"
Did he say, "like a womb ready for birth?" This is weirder than it really deserves to be.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

If Jesus came to my house I'd ask him to say the blessing before meals and record his pronunciation of Hebrew, probably much closer to Biblical than mine, though it was probably heavily (Western) Aramaïcised.
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "The Gift" by "Rosko"
Seriously. That was weird AF.
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PaulRobeson1923:

↳ Song: "The Gift" by "Rosko"
Encore. Please.
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HyperDose:

↳ Krys O. @10:22
Amen!
  10:28am
Marie in Queens:

What about breast freedom--doesn't the kid respect that? Hey everybody!
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Silent Night" by "God"
I just said "Oh, god" out loud before I looked at the artist!
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PaulRobeson1923:

Joe
  10:28am
Les:

Is that the glorious Mannheim Steamroller I hear in the background?
  10:28am
Sam:

The hardest part of having Jesus visit is that he's very strict kosher
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "Silent Night" by "God"
Oh no
  10:28am
pot8o:

↳ Song: "Silent Night" by "God"
well, this is a bummer and a half
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G:

↳ Les @10:28
Yes
  10:28am
Marie in Queens:

What's the frequency, Kenneth?
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rsj:

did ken take ketamine or something?
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tim from washington:

↳ Song: "Silent Night" by "God"
Oh no. I haven't heard this in a long time. Can't say I missed it. But I can't turn away either!
  10:29am
Steph:

I can't believe this song exists
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David (in London):

↳ Sam @10:28
Yeah, that delicious prawn cocktail you spent ages making was a bit of a blunder.
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Silent Night" by "God"
Hey G-d -- did you give any thought to stopping the f-ing hijackings before they f-ing started?
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queems:

↳ Song: "Silent Night" by "God"
this one makes me so mad
  10:29am
Erik/VermonT:

Did y’all catch the versions of Sun Ra’s “Nuclear War”
-last night ? = whew (a doozy of a show).
What about a message song from Melvin Van Peebles.
- (any would suffice, was always partial to “love that’s America, or “eyes on the rabbit”).
👏🙌👐🫶
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "Silent Night" by "God"
This makes me hate everything
  10:29am
rob:

Is this bizarro joe frank?
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bbell:

I know people who died at two sites that day
  10:30am
Colleen:

isn't this the same guy who abused his kid??
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sydnius:

ahh the Liar in Chief
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G:

↳ Roberto @10:29
God replies: "Hey, I don't make the rules" haha
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tim from washington:

David in London - Did you sense god? He said he was in London!
  10:31am
florida:

kalgon take me away, my nu religion
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Handy Haversack:

↳ listener phat in Lincoln @10:29
A very reasonable response.
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Roberto:

↳ G @10:30
Typical G-d BS.
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sydnius:

↳ Colleen @10:30
Sorry Abe, just kiddin! 😜
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steveo:

hey God, put a sock in it!
  10:31am
F≎F≎ (:

God seems glad this happened.
  10:31am
Sam:

Duh, the hijackers did it FOR god.
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Handy Haversack:

Merry Christmas, everyone!
  10:31am
Marie in Queens:

"Ass Baboons of Venus"--wow--I'm just catching up here
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dale:

youtube says this is from a manheim steamroller christmas album. weird.
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HyperDose:

Man get out of my stairwell. What a creep!
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Clincher16":

Ew!
  10:32am
JetBoy of Astoria:

This song should be narrated in computer voice. Because god is a computer as we all know
  10:32am
Brendan:

Wait a minute that guy's an imposter . He sounds nothing like Clapton.
  10:32am
Les:

Did Mannheim Steamroller dude, Chip Davis authorize the use of their song for this? Hahaha what?
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David (in London):

↳ tim from washington @10:30
Tim, yes, I think I passed him on the Fulham Road.
  10:32am
majormedic:

This is pretty hard to listen to, even with the weird god thing
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paddy in matawan:

that made me feel much different than the comments suggested.
  10:32am
Sam:

↳ JetBoy of Astoria @10:32
By a computer in Arabic.
  10:32am
Dean:

Paul Anka, "My Having My Baby"?
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:31
Maybe not reasonable, but I plead understandable.
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paddy in matawan:

I think about 9/11 way too much.
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Asheville Jon:

good ole Paul Harvey.
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sydnius:

ohh think of the poor fathers 🎻
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Roberto:

↳ Dean @10:32
Having my own baby, what a wonderful way to say how much I love myself.
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dale:

gonna have a cup of kava as i listen to paul.
  10:34am
Hal:

I love a polarizing track. Asks us to not take life too seriously. I can’t stop laughing at everything.
  10:34am
castor:

How about Shatner’s “Common People”? It’s definitely giving good advice.
  10:34am
florida:

god dam catholic edumacation
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HyperDose:

↳ sydnius @10:33
I mean he nailed the anger part
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David (in London):

God sounded rather like Joe Frank.

And that's a good thought for the hereafter.
  10:34am
Brendan:

Expecting Paul to seamlessly segue to endorsements of Leatherman multitools, Reveal light bulbs, EdenPure heaters, Select Comfort beds, Bose radios, and of course... Cit-ra-cal
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sydnius:

🐲😶‍🌫️
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attis:

↳ Song: "What Are Fathers Made Of?" by "Paul Harvey"
Shining trousers?
  10:35am
Dean:

Thanks, @Roberto. Why did I write, "My Having..."? I dunno.

I wish Paul Harvey had worked with Snoop Dogg. He's got a rap thing going on.
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "What Are Fathers Made Of?" by "Paul Harvey"
Swear, and shoot, and spit through his teeth. This is a world that I haven't had access to in a very long time. It's still out there, really just a few miles from me, here in beautiful Lincoln, NE.
  10:35am
tgravel:

shining trousers
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TroyD8:

↳ Song: "Silent Night" by "God"
This song prompted my wife to abruptly turn off your show. Your work is done! 🤣 thanks Ken! 👍
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Clincher16":

I never knew Paul Harvey was such a Beatnik!
  10:35am
Sam:

Too bad Paul Harvey's gone, he would have been perfect to take over Tucker's slot at Fox.
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "What Are Fathers Made Of?" by "Paul Harvey"
Are you sure this isn't Kent Brockman?
  10:35am
Brendan:

Hell is full of fathers who boinked the secretary
  10:35am
Dean:

A hint, Paul. There's a cool beer bar in Santa Monica called Father's Office.
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Frew:

I'm glad I'm not a father, I doubt I could cope with all of that.
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HyperDose:

↳ Brendan @10:34
Brought to you by the ACME product line!
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G:

And now you know........ the rest of the "story"...
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Once You Understand" by "The Leonard Family"
THE OVERGHOST!
  10:36am
Sam:

Ooh, this show is a steamroller today
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Once You Understand" by "The Leonard Family"
This was so unavoidable.
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Once You Understand" by "The Leonard Family"
Spoiler alert: the kid fucking dies at the end.
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G:

The Super Irony Show.
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Once You Understand" by "The Leonard Family"
If I was ever tasked to produce an all-star charity single I would have a bunch of celebrities reenact this song verbatim.
  10:37am
Sam:

All I wanted was a Pepsi, you heartless bitch
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Clincher16":

↳ Song: "Once You Understand" by "The Leonard Family"
And here I was hoping against Red Sovine...
  10:37am
F≎F≎ (:

Things get a little easier once you under...SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
  10:37am
TerrDE:

SHINING TROUSERS from coast to coast
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AnAnonymousParty:

"Isn't bridge finished yet?"
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Once You Understand" by "The Leonard Family"
Definitely setting up the segue into Leonard Cohen's "Don't Go Home with Your Hard-on."
  10:38am
Dean:

Who's playing bass? Lee Sklar?
  10:38am
Late Bloomer:

Omg
  10:39am
Sam:

Son, you're just too lazy! Have you considered killing yourself?
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G:

Things get a little easier, once you fatally overdose.i
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Roberto:

Here comes the overghost!
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F≎F≎ (:

Great acting there.
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Zipperhead7:

"Don't you have a book to read?" "Yes, I do, Mom. It's called 'Tropic of Cancer.'"
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "Once You Understand" by "The Leonard Family"
I usually have meetings and miss Ken's show. This is kinda freaking me out. Lol.
  10:39am
Dean:

Cook? What happened to Leonard?
  10:39am
Sam:

Aah, that kid was never no good anyways.
  10:39am
JetBoy of Astoria:

An overdose of tough love!
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MayJillar:

We need some Neil Diamond "The Pot Song" now.
  10:40am
Sam:

She's a Gurley girl
  10:40am
jmd:

It was rock and roll pneumonia that got him in the end. And heroin.
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PaulRobeson1923:

flap•per (flap’ ər), n. 1 somthing broad and flat for striking with, or for making a noise by striking. 2. a broad, flat, hinged or hanging piece; flap. 3. a young bird just learning to fly. 4. a young woman, esp. one who, during the decade following World War I, behaved in a manner free from traditional social or moral restraints. 5. slang. the hand. [FLAP + ER] - flap’per•dom, n. -flap’per•ish, adj. -flap’per•ism, n.



Oiling the gate
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "How to Have an Affair--And Live Happily Ever Afte...
For the longest time I thought her name was a nickname. Helen "Girly" Brown.
  10:41am
Dean:

"A yen"?!
  10:41am
Sam:

The old fall into the pool trick works every time
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Roberto:

↳ The Oscar @10:40
HAHA
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AnAnonymousParty:

Hmm, will Fabio (not that Fabio, the other Fabio) be giving us advice on how to take care of a woman?
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dale:

you have to buy the girl a see through blouse and pretend it was for your sister.
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florida:

shut up and get in the sack
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Alvy Singer:

↳ Song: "How to Have an Affair--And Live Happily Ever Afte...
As The Spinners once sang, One of A Kind (Love Affair).
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G:

"Just BS the heck out of her."
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "How to Have an Affair--And Live Happily Ever Afte...
BTW they're called "women." Girls are underage.
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Cp304:

Now this is a awful lot to ask don't ya's think?
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Clincher16":

Third rate romance, low rent rendezvoux...
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listener phat in Lincoln:

America is weird. Americans are weird.
  10:43am
Sam:

Patting and petting, but no brute force! So much to remember.
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Webhamster Henry:

What abut that "Talking to Plants" record? does that have advice?
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "How to Have an Affair--And Live Happily Ever Afte...
I'm aboutta vomit.
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egould:

Wait! Can you rewind this Ken? I’m writing these down, but she’s going too fast!
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Cp304:

I'm just gonna stick to booze
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Dave in Vermont:

I'm wracked with guilt just listening to this
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Dean:

You know who took this advice and ran with it? Andrew Dice Clay.
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chresti:

Even little slips have egos!
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Jeezuseffinchrist:

well. this is distressing.
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David (in London):

Chrestikins!
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egould:

Nothing says classy like an extramarital affair.
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Jeezuseffinchrist:

HOLD UP SIS, WHAT???
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chresti:

Davidkins!
  10:45am
Sam:

There's a sketchy lobster place 15 miles up the coast. I'd love to take you there and then give your body the baby it so desperately needs.
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Glistener MW:

I’m now picturing this entire monologue as delivered by Jack LaLane
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G:

Money for sex. The world's oldest profession.
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Colleen:

hahahahaha
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BillyLundun:

Meet me and this Beautiful bronze body over at the crab shack after 8.
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TerrDE:

good one, Dean .
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Asheville Jon:

↳ Song: "How to Have an Affair--And Live Happily Ever Afte...
today's show is a perfect example of why WFMU programming is not only entertaining, but incredibly EDUCATIONAL!
THANK YOU KEN for expanding my knowledge base!!!
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McGroovey:

A share of General Motors? How romantic!
  10:46am
JetBoy of Astoria:

Tell ‘em you are allergic to perfume
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nortonjutland:

↳ egould @10:43
ha. ha
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wenzo:

Morning ken frenz
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Alvy Singer:

Waldo Jeffers would hate hearing this. Back in the crate he goes!
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sydnius:

↳ Song: "On Slow Dancing" by "Fabio"
darn didn’t wear the STF shirt to–day
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Jeezuseffinchrist:

man I was in up until the baby part. she really lost a customer there
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AnAnonymousParty:

Yeah, like a prince says...
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listener phat in Lincoln:

I. Can't. Even.
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Colleen:

well... I guess if it his wife that he's cheating with....then it's ok!
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Asheville Jon:

oh yeah, FABIO, fantastic!
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G:

FABIO! Just like a paperback novel, the kind the drugstores sell.
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "On Slow Dancing" by "Fabio"
I called it.
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Webhamster Henry:

Hi Fabio! is "Erotic Aerobics" far behind?
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HyperDose:

↳ BillyLundun @10:45
You're talking about Mike Sin, right? That dude is shredded
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Glistener MW:

FABIO! I miss his show! But always great to hear his cameos
  10:48am
F≎F≎ (:

Oh, Fabio, that grows long hair from your head.
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GG..:

Fabio!!!
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BillyLundun:

Now I want to hear Fabio do the last bit!
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trailrunnah:

Man, Fabio is sooo creepy.
  10:48am
Sam:

It's nice to have a wife round the house as long as it's not your own
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BillyLundun:

taaake er to a lawbster hauss
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Handy Haversack:

The Christian Rapture airport song has advice in it, doesn't it?
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Jeezuseffinchrist:

you really need to score a copy of Aunt Bertha's Bible Stories, Ken. that would be the cherry on this set
  10:48am
Dean:

From long hair to no hair. This station really is free-form.
  10:49am
asheville jon:

TELLY!!
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dale:

this was like a number one in england when it came out.
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G:

David Gates is embarrassed.
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Stephen from Glasgow:

Good morning/afternoon. The comments are hilarious today. I need the laughs.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

'Donʼt patronise her—thatʼs "Cosmopolitan"ʼs job.

That being said, I' m afraid H.G.B. 's pre-marital observations seem generally accurate.
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steveo:

Always enjoy a good psychic pain set -- it just feels so good when it's over
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Zipperhead7:

We're hittin' all the hits, Ken! Is this the FMU show you would play for "normies?"
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The Oscar:

I feel like we're overdue for some Ken Nordine-- "You're Getting Better" maybe?
  10:49am
F≎F≎ (:

Oh, Telly Savalas, that doesn't grow hair from his head.
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MikeG:

↳ Song: "If" by "Telly Savalas"
The video for this is sublime.
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SeaCreature:

↳ Les @10:06
Did Telly perform this on Merv Griffin?
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asheville jon:

The video for If is bayond amazing
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Marie in Queens:

↳ Song: "If" by "Telly Savalas"
this makes me weak
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asheville jon:

beyond*
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Barefoot Jimmy G:

Ken, that 911 GOD thing was one of the worst things I've ever heard! THANKS!
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Gregolomania:

Nice, but really needs the floating Stepford Wife head.
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AnAnonymousParty:

Telly, when I was you age I was working 12 hour days, You need to get your shit together and start painting. Why, I could do a 1000 words in an afternoon.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ Jeezuseffinchrist @10:48
Dr Hal Robins does a _mean_—in all senses—Aunt Bertha impression.
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Stashu:

The earth is dying?! Noooooo!
  10:51am
trailrunnah:

What’s Kojack talking about??
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G:

"The Ballad of the Green Berets" is feeling left out.
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listener phat in Lincoln:

Individually, they'd all be weird, in rapid succession, these records paint a very, very strange picture of the world
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chresti:

↳ Song: "How to Have an Affair--And Live Happily Ever Afte...
The "laugh at her jokes" advice is solid ..
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Jason from Houston:

↳ Song: "Doors Fan FCC F Word Remix" by "Bruce McCulloch"
Nice.
  10:51am
asheville jon:

Hahaha Doors fan, awesome
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sydnius:

This Bruce always reminds of of John S. Hall
  10:51am
Glistener MW:

BRUCE <3
  10:52am
MD:

WAIT!??? If I’m a Doors fan I’m gay???
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egould:

↳ Song: "Doors Fan FCC F Word Remix" by "Bruce McCulloch"
Bruce is the best.
  10:52am
Dean:

The only Doors record I have...is a greatest hits album. A Quadraphonic greatest hits album.
  10:52am
Brendan:

The spoken word Black Flag -Family Man would sit nice in this set
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HyperDose:

With the exception of Hendrix. Had to get a greatest hits album to get that Gloria cover
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PaulRobeson1923:

I was with you in the stairwell
  10:53am
MD:

Can we use this guy for firewood???
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Handy Haversack:

efd has to be hearing this.
  10:53am
TerrDE:

Hes wrong on the albums, they hit the ground running
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listener phat in Lincoln:

I think the only Doors record I ever owned was a greatest hits. I always suspected I was a house wife
  10:54am
Sam:

Steal a car - with four DOORS, man! If there's only 2 doors, send it back to the Man.
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MD:

And you must move to Beacon NY…
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sydnius:

Man.
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Marie in Queens:

Ur killing it (me) today, Ken @)
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coldax:

Mother, I want to watch Apocalypse Now with you...
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "Doors Fan FCC F Word Remix" by "Bruce McCulloch"
That backing band actually rocked.
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PaulRobeson1923:

I am with you now
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Jeezuseffinchrist:

maybe some King Missile *fingers crossed*
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David (in London):

↳ Song: "Doors Fan FCC F Word Remix" by "Bruce McCulloch"
He is clearly stoned, immaculate.
  10:56am
Pax:

She's right, not too long ago I was dancing with Donna Reed in a high school gymnasium. And we were cutting a rug pretty good, doing Charleston. And suddenly the gym floor opened up and we fell in the pool. Fast forward, we were outside walking home carrying our wet clothes waiting for them to dry, and we were sing Buffalo girl, but she stopped and said 'no thanks I'm going right home. And that was that. Next week the same thing happened with that tall skinny bean Pole horse face Jimmy Stewart and she was like 'oh he's for me. Women!. Go figure.
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sydnius:

Now give me the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award and let's get the hell out of here
  10:56am
Sam:

You go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry and you want to die
  10:56am
MD:

With your 1.75 kids… the second one is not all there… and buy 2 Mickey’s big mouths at the corner gas’s station and a gallon of gas… and a bic lighter…
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nortonjutland:

i hope you get the help you need after this show Ken. thank you!
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Next: "They Saved Hitler's Brain". It has a very similar intto, though I won't vouch for the advice….
  10:57am
MD:

Ken… great show… stay OFF the meds…XO!
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Vivian:

Today's comments are A+. Appreciate the laughs!
  10:58am
Dean:

Kidd Creole on this track.
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Gregolomania:

↳ sydnius @10:56
The rest of us just live in it...Frank's World!
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florida:

gotta find this chick
  10:58am
Marie in Queens:

This is actually a really sad song
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

'James' was seventeen years of age, and was played by Lance Kerwin.
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egould:

“Talking at you.” No self-awareness.
  10:59am
F≎F≎ (:

That's not all there is. There is also WFMU!
  10:59am
Gerry from Miami:

When Peggy Lee did "Is That All There Is" decades ago, I thought it a triumph of pop singing. Christina surely feels somewhat differently about the fatalistic lyric. Love both versions.
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sydnius:

↳ Gregolomania @10:58
…and it’s a DJ’s nightmare song that just goes into we did it again!
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Is That All There Is?" by "Christina"
I want to hear Björk do this.
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steveo:

↳ florida @10:58
www.nytimes.com...
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PaulRobeson1923:

I am with you still
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Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Is That All There Is?" by "Christina"
This was Dawn Lee's theme song, I recall. She did a show on WFMU in the 80s.
  11:01am
F≎F≎ (:

1. Go topless
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Yes:

Greetings!
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sydnius:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:01
mom, we had a contract
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "How To Keep Your Husband Happy" by "The Cosmopoli...
Apparently not efd on drums here but a young fellow of promise: Guitar, Drums, Backing Vocals [Party Crowd Vocals]: Mitch Easter
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

Sparks' "Tops for Teens" —has anyone covered it?
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "How To Keep Your Husband Happy" by "The Cosmopoli...
"Hey little girl, comb your hair, fix your make up! Soon he will open the door!" -- Wives & Lovers
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Heyo all....
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

↳ (Murakami Whywolf))) @11:03
s/Tops/Tips/1
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David (in London):

Please don't go topless, FoFo.
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Advice For Drummers" by "David Greenberger & The P"
I always practice my drumming when I take my late wife out for dinner.
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Rich in Washington:

Weird. He takes his late wife to restaurants?
A different time, perhaps.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Advice For Drummers" by "David Greenberger & The P"
Sitting at a table with your late wife and drumming seems pretty on brand. Hope he's not topless too.
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Zipperhead7:

Other diners like to hear you practice on the table, too
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G:

Yakety Drums
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Dean:

Fashionably late
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HyperDose:

↳ David (in London) @11:03
Free the FoFo!
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Gregolomania:

↳ Song: "Advice For Drummers" by "David Greenberger & The P"
Gripping Tales of the Paradiddle.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Speaking perhaps more frankly than I ought to do, simple competency at oral sex would more than substitute for _all_ these pieces of advice, including the drumming stuff.
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Mortricia:

I didn't wait until I was 80. Seemed like a waste to wait that long. I'm old enough.
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florida:

this cat should have off'd himself years ago
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Zipperhead7:

Art! I knew he would show up!
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Dean:

Now I understand Art's surname!
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sydnius:

↳ Yes @11:01
𝕐𝓮𝖘!
  11:07am
F≎F≎ (:

↳ HyperDose @11:05
You know I'll never go topless during Ken's show. but i know some listeners that listen while naked. Dirty! Disgusting! I'll call the FCC on them.
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G:

↳ Song: "We L:ove You, Call Collect" by "Art Linkletter"
This song made his daughter jump out a high window.
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Barefoot Jimmy G:

Ken, LINKLATER??? STOP!
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "Advice For People Over 80" by "David Greenberger ...
Don't count those blessings until you're over 80, though.
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chresti:

60s are the new 80s
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Gregolomania:

↳ G @11:07
Awkward...
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Pax:

↳ David (in London) @11:03
Are you saying that FoFo FoFo's are that grotesque to see.
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PaulRobeson1923:

But you don’t understand
  11:08am
Dean:

Don't put all your letters in one basket.
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Krys O.:

Thing from Another Planet
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listener phat in Lincoln:

Canadians are weird, too, apparently
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chresti:

↳ chresti @11:07
80s are the new 60s, I mean?
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coldax:

Art Linkletter says the darndest things.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

'But if you, Diane, should burn your draught-card—I WILL HAVE NO DAUGHTER!'
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love2laf:

↳ listener phat in Lincoln @11:09
We are the weirdest, can confirm.
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Dean:

Letters, snapshots, collect calls...what in hell are these?!
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Mortricia:

Grandpa was a hippy!
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sydnius:

🌈 hippy pride!
  11:10am
Marie in Queens:

American cheese
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David (in London):

↳ Pax @11:08
They're fine specimens of their type, but general etiquette says no-nos to FoFos as a rule...
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Feldy:

Square ol' dad with his cornhole philosophy
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chresti:

↳ Song: "We L:ove You, Call Collect" by "Art Linkletter"
Ok Art, what's the number?
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unpopularfred:

↳ Song: "We L:ove You, Call Collect" by "Art Linkletter"
if grandpa was so amazing, why are you such a drip, dad?
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egould:

↳ Song: "We L:ove You, Call Collect" by "Art Linkletter"
“Well Dad, it’s the darndest thing. Maybe you could have spent less time with other kids, and more time with *this* kid!”
  11:10am
F≎F≎ (:

↳ coldax @11:09
Is that the guy that killed her daugther by throwing it out of a window?
  11:11am
Dean:

Coolness is a generation-skipping trait.
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Handy Haversack:

Is Art going to give the legal ID?
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Rich in Washington:

Grandpa was one of the elders from Midsommer, perhaps giving Diane inspiration
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Clincher16":

Drugs do the darndest things
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Rich in Washington:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:10
No. He always claimed that Timothy Leary did it
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Steph:

my mom never calls this guy is cool
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "We L:ove You, Call Collect" by "Art Linkletter"
This record won a Grammy.
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G:

Aching Art.
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PaulRobeson1923:

With you
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Webhamster Henry:

I wonder if there's a way to sneak in a cumbia bathroom break advice cut. Asking for an amigo.
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spacecadet:

↳ Song: "We L:ove You, Call Collect" by "Art Linkletter"
Okay that was actually kind of brutal
  11:12am
TerrDE:

His daughter died having been under the influence of Art Linkletter some 20+ years
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G:

↳ spacecadet @11:12
The whole last hour has been brutal. Sensing a theme?
  11:12am
Dean:

Kids Jump Out the Darndest Things
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sydnius:

Patti Smith?
  11:13am
Marie in Queens:

She was fingering the teddy bear?
  11:13am
F≎F≎ (:

Jimmy Hendrixson?
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HyperDose:

There's an FCC agent glued to the radio right now...just waiting...
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

↳ PaulRobeson1923 @10:53
So _that's_ who pushed me down the stairs.
  11:13am
Taybone:

Is everything ok ken?
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Gregolomania:

Ken's in a difficult place this morning, isn't he...?
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listener phat in Lincoln:

Good god
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Clincher16":

↳ HyperDose @11:13
The FCC can't even get a quorum.
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AnAnonymousParty:

And drooling and covered with spots.
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Black Cat:

Hard to believe Kim Fowley came up with this.
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Handy Haversack:

You know what could maybe fit with this beautiful leopard? That track of the woman sitting in the car recording a note to her lover? From like 1982? Scott played it? I don't even know if I can find it now. But it was real. Freaked some people out.
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Song: "Michelle: Psycho Sexual Poem" by "A Real Creepazoid"
This also makes me hate everything.
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Vivian:

I feel that lady laying in the grass in TN, recording a tape for Phil is coming up...
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northguineahills:

↳ Gregolomania @11:14
and that's different from other mornings, afternoons, evenings, how?
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nortonjutland:

and still 45 minutes left...
  11:15am
F≎F≎ (:

I'd be scared of the white leopard too to be honest.
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Triple G:

Two Ls... it bears repeating.... TWO Ls
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listener phat in Lincoln:

↳ Black Cat @11:14
Lol
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Stanley:

↳ Marie in Queens @11:13
Fingering the Teddy Bear's ring, apparently.
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Feldy:

There's definitely more FCC agents than there are food inspectors
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northguineahills:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:14
i remember that one...
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Mortricia:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:14
I heard that one. I think she was in a field somewhere.
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Ike:

↳ Song: "Michelle: Psycho Sexual Poem" by "A Real Creepazoid"
This gets creepier every time Ken plays it.
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HyperDose:

Imagine enlisting in the FCC. I mean what has to go wrong in someone's life
  11:15am
F≎F≎ (:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:14
Phil's Baby
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Mortricia:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:15
YES
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Gregolomania:

↳ northguineahills @11:15
Only marginally, I must admit.
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listener phat in Lincoln:

Mixed with the tornado warning test now going on outside my window this all gets even weirder.
  11:16am
F≎F≎ (:

Nah. Phil's Baby is one of the cutest things ever recorded.
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Clincher16":

↳ HyperDose @11:15
I hear the physical is arousing.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Mortricia @11:15
Right, exactly. That's the one. The playlist search doesn't have a filter for "in a field," though, dang it.
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PaulRobeson1923:

crock•et (krok’it). n. Archit. a medieval ornament, almost always suggesting a plant form and used esp. on vertical and steeply inclined surfaces, as the bells of capitals, the coves of cornices, or the copings of gables, which curve up and away from the supporting surface and returns partially upon itself in a knoblike termination
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Gerry from Miami:

Linkletter's afternoon TV show, "House Party," was a staple of American housewives and kids like me skipping school back in the 50s and early 60s. The segment interviewing kids was classic, later copied by Bill Cosby and others. I liked the "What's in the House" feature where an audience member had to guess what might be inside a doll house from a puzzling clue.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Common People" by "Pulp"
Well, OK! The original and still the best! Let's karaoke, people!
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Mortricia:

↳ Clincher16" @11:17
Haha - thinking about picking a job based on the physical =)
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Vivian:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:15
Bingo, that's it!
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Mortricia:

And I really prefer the Shatner version
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MayJillar:

I was cringing expecting this to be the William Shatner version, thank god it wasn't.
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David (in London):

↳ Stanley @11:15
Stanley, is that a sentence you thought you'd be saying when you woke up this morning?
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chresti:

↳ Song: "Common People" by "Pulp"
☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀
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Barefoot Jimmy G:

Thank god. Some PULP!
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morphe':

Did not know that Pulp covered William Shatner????
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Erin in TO:

↳ Mortricia @11:18
It's an unpopular opinion, but I agree with you Mortricia. I just did the Shatner version in karaoke last week, was so fun
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Mortricia:

↳ Erin in TO @11:19
ha! that would be great.
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MayJillar:

Now we need Nick Cave's cover of Pulp's "Disco 2000."
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Stanley:

↳ David (in London) @11:19
David, I've waited a long time to say those words. (Tick)
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Handy Haversack:

Overvhelming fornication.
  11:21am
William Shatner:

Hell yeah!
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Clincher16":

Joe Jackson!
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Rich in Washington:

When that album came out, I was unfamiliar with Pulp's song so assumed it was a Shat original song.
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Ike:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:18
Agreed, the Shatner cover gets old fast IMHO.
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Common People" by "Shatner"
Has anyone done this for Hoof & Mouth?
  11:22am
pot8o:

unfortunately i have to go

thanks ken! have a great week everyone!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Must be a Shatner outtake.
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Zipperhead7:

Just wait til Jesus gets his hands on you, Ken. That's all I have to say
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MayJillar:

Shatner = manufactured camp
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JetBoy of Astoria:

I love Pulp
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Barefoot Jimmy G:

And Joe Jackson!
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tim from washington:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:21
Me too!
  11:23am
F≎F≎ (:

So what is the advice Common People offers?
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HyperDose:

↳ pot8o @11:22
You too!
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Vivian:

↳ Barefoot Jimmy G @11:22
I thought that was Joe Jackson- good call!
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Scott Williams:

Nope, never did Common People with the Hoof - but we have done "We Love You Call Collect"!
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Mortricia:

Well played Ken!
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love2laf:

You never disappoint Staysh!
  11:24am
F≎F≎ (:

Wait pot8o, let me ask you something. Are you related to K8 ?
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Handy Haversack:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:23
Laugh along and sing along? Fairly uncontroversial.
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morphe':

My son in Madrid though almost 12 still makes me strain the Pulp from his Zumo????? I get to eat the Pulp ....
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A Bee:

I never realized common people is just the plot Sullivan’s Travels
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Rich in Washington:

↳ tim from washington @11:22
one of the pitfalls of eschewing popular culture is that things like 'ironic' covers and the constituent parts of a lot of mashups are lost on me.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Scott Williams @11:23
Scott, how do we playlist search for the woman sitting in her car in the field talking to her lover? You played it several time units back.
  11:25am
pot8o:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:24
probably not
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Webhamster Henry:

This whole show is the like the 365 Days project.
  11:25am
morphe':

↳ A Bee @11:24
Sullivan's Travels and Christmas in July =
2 great films !!!!!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:24
Yeah, I heard the OTHER song in the Johnny Cash "Baby" mashup that Ken plays a week or so back, and it blew my mind. Had no idea.
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Webhamster Henry:

"Kids say the darndest things"
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Rich in Washington:

The 365 Days Project was the gateway drug to WFMU for me. I just wanted to contribute some of the goofy ass stuff I found with the project but it had ended by then. Then I met Otis at a Bran Flakes show.
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tim from washington:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:24
Yes! I know that feeling - haha. When I finally catch on to something, I'll bring it up and then be told "yeah, that was 15 years ago."
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AnAnonymousParty:

Who did she take it from? I'll be they were upset.
  11:26am
morphe':

Art Linkletter We L:ove You, Call Collect

Did he not also invent or promote the HulaHoop??
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Mortricia:

Many people say...
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David (in London):

Yo morphester.
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The Oscar:

I've never seen it, but one of the earliest collaborations between John Waters and Divine was a short film called "The Diane Linkletter Story."
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sydnius:

see? BROWN acid. 🤓
  11:27am
Marie in Queens:

More fear-based BS courtesy of the right
  11:27am
wenzo:

My grandparents told me that story when I tried to have a conversation with them about legalizing drugs… except I think they thought it was the marijuanaz
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tim from washington:

But flying on the ground is wrong! I heard that in a different Neil Young advice song.
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sydnius:

the ones with Journey Escape? go for it.
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Ike:

Wait, wait, which Bill Hicks record is THAT? I have to listen to that.
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dale:

only time i ever did acid was in my office on the tenth floor in midtown. i even went out onto the fire escape, and yes - you do have that feeling you can fly.
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Rich in Washington:

You practice by taxiing along the runway first.
But since 9/11, they come get you really fast.
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egould:

There was that one dude that was high on LSD at a Dead show at Riverfront Stadium in 1990? Took off from the upper deck. Could not fly.
  11:28am
Vertual:

Helen Hunt flew out a window on a TV movie but i think she was on angel dust.
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northguineahills:

but, what about the Tom Petty's American Girl?
  11:28am
F≎F≎ (:

Telly Savalas was The Rock of the 70s
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steveo:

↳ Vertual @11:28
when your wings are made of dust you cannot fly
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sydnius:

Blue Boy always sells good stuff
  11:29am
Marie in Queens:

male sexual energy--MSE!
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ egould @11:28
Oh, he could fly. It's the landing that is always the tricky bit.
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wormington hermit:

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:28
that's really funny
  11:30am
wenzo:

Falling isn’t flying… well maybe it is technically… but not really.
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Marie in Queens:

I will def be checking out Telly's video
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Clincher16":

What are feathers made of?
  11:30am
wenzo:

I think that’s a great name
  11:31am
Yeesh:

Once used that, when in doubt, take off from the ground, advice, in a dubious lucid dream, with excellent results.
  11:31am
&:

Leonard L. Leonard ?!
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David (in London):

And lest we forget, Telly Savalas...Bond villain.
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Megaroni:

What a great curated show! Top of the Pops
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egould:

↳ Clincher16" @11:30
Feathers are made of dreams and LSD.
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sydnius:

I feel good
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Mortricia:

↳ Clincher16" @11:30
The inedible parts of the bird?
  11:32am
Brian P. Halm:

Hey Ken. I totally forgot about Dawn Lee. What happened to her after she left FMU?
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Triple G:

I suspect three hours of James Brown's "uh" next marathon
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Black Cat:

It’s a man’s world.
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Feldy:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:26
Same here, Rich. I heard Alan Watts on WFMU, then discovered 365 Days. Got hooked on Muhammad Ali vs Tooth Decay
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sydnius:

↳ Triple G @11:32
he does have a lot of ringtone–worthy utterances
  11:33am
Brendan:

Small request. Lovin' You by Minnie R please, slowed down to demon voice mode , accompanied by Phil's Baby with a side of Eep Man and a sprinkling of Zatumba.
  11:34am
Vertual:

"The views and opinions expressed by the recording artiits do not necessarily reflect the beliefs of the Station Manager. '
  11:34am
A Bee:

Hell yes. Chill
  11:34am
Vertual:

artists
  11:34am
Marie in Queens:

This is top of the pops!
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Jim Price:

Sorry Ken. The text is from me. i'm fussing with the our eBay site and they sent it. Call me after your show.
  11:35am
Pax:

Well duh, you take off from the ground in an invention called a airplane. And before you know it you're flying fool ! And then you crash into a mountainside, a farm field during a snowstorm, or a rocky coastline. You know, the regular way instead of the lame way by jumping out of a window.
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Feldy:

Paul Harvey's house is here in Phoenix. It's huge and architecturally ugly
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desi:

OMG John Mayer IS Jerry's missin finger?!?!?!
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sydnius:

↳ Vertual @11:34
artiits.com : available!
  11:36am
&:

Treasure Mammal, it’s been too long Ken!
  11:37am
F≎F≎ (:

It was uncle Charles!
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Scott Williams:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:24
I'm pretty sure that was Phil's Baby by Jaime Fillmore, from this comp: www.discogs.com...
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northguineahills:

autodefenestration has a poor record as method for flying among humans....
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northguineahills:

↳ wenzo @11:30
if you miss the ground, it is...
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Scott Williams @11:37
That's it exactly, Scott, thank you!
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morphe':

Advice from Frank Zappa: "Watch out where the Huskies go ... don't ya eat that yello snow.."
  11:39am
yippie:

thank God
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Handy Haversack:

↳ northguineahills @11:38
Arthur Dent-style.
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Ike:

↳ Song: "Advice From The Fugs" by "The Fugs"
Am I bananas or did this sound almost like a parody of one of David Lynch’s songs at first?
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Mortricia:

↳ morphe' @11:39
More Zappa advice, "It's Great To Be Alive!" also, 'there's a lot more of of us ugly mf'rs than the beautiful people.'
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jt:

Are you gonna play the "Separate Bathrooms" song? Who performs that song ? Is it a 7"record? I need to buy that as a gift for my nephew.
  11:42am
morphe':

↳ David (in London) @11:26
Hello David van der Stoke !!!
Hope all is well...!!!!
I am in NYC so missing my Simon de Madrid but so HAPPY !!!! to be here ... Saw Handy and a bunch of FMU Folk on Sat Eve .... SPLENDIFEROUS !!!!
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Feldy @11:33
I just bought a super trippy Watts portrait silkscreen print for my new studio. I'll have to send you a pic when I hang it.
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northguineahills:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:39
towel suggested...
  11:44am
F≎F≎ (:

Ken,

What about Harald Ellison's rant/advice to creatives?


Pay the Writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuLr9HG2ASs
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-жеи:

"Make Good Choices" William Burroughs
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ -жеи @11:44
That worked out - he got to do a Nike ad!
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tim from washington:

↳ -жеи @11:44
Hahaha!
  11:45am
ScottJ:

i make 'cos i love doin it, that all :). gopilot.bandcamp
  11:45am
Sam:

↳ Song: "Advice To The Young" by "Patti Smith"
She reminds me of Pseu Braun.
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Stanley:

↳ -жеи @11:44
Exactly, Ken.
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AnAnonymousParty:

I like how the background music lightens the mood.
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Yeesh:

↳ Sam @11:45
Have you ever seen them together in the same room
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David (in London):

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:44
'Don't pay the ferryman, till he gets you to the other side.'
- C de Burgh.
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Black Cat:

Sometimes I’ll be hungry??? Opting out of this artistic life.
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Stanley:

Thanks, Patti. That'll be enough.
  11:46am
ScottJ:

matters not to care too much about what others might think of ur stuff
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Sam:

↳ Yeesh @11:46
Every night
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the Hurston moor-elf:

i had to check Wikipedia to be sure Patti was still with us. Phew.
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prof.fuzz:

WACO: We Ain't Comin' Out!
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Krys O.:

↳ Feldy @11:33
That Ali vs Tooth Decay album was featured in an archive on one of my old shows:
wfmu.org...
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Marie in Queens:

I'm waiting for the sound of bullets firing
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T GRavel:

its very funny to be put in the position of subjecting others to WFMU ...
someone is helping out at the theatre today ... hehehe
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jt:

"Every day is a gift. That is why they call it the present"
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McGroovey:

↳ yippie @10:23
I have been following its progress, yes.
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AnAnonymousParty:

Sure sounds harmful to me.
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northguineahills:

↳ -жеи @11:44
*snert!*
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rsj:

YES!
so many good lines in this
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thriftstoreleather:

What an Amazingly wonderful show!!!
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McGroovey:

↳ jt @11:47
Who said that?
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Krys O.:

Thanks, Ken! I've been trying to work and listen to the show. Need advice on cloning in the future.
  11:48am
Sam:

↳ jt @11:47
On Christmas morning we are in the presents of Santa
  11:48am
?:

Nice to eat you.
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rsj:

you just blurted out the best one
  11:48am
F≎F≎ (:

David,

"...once on the other side, do a runner". - C Ya Later
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Black Cat:

“Sometimes adjustable chairs will let you down.” -Patti Smith
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Gregolomania:

Today's show does hit a strange balance between self-help & a hostage crisis.🤔
  11:48am
Gerry from Miami:

A wise old man was he, that Bill Burroughs!
  11:49am
Prodigal Daughter:

↳ T GRavel @11:47
That person will either need extensive therapy, or be a WFMU fan for life. Or maybe both.
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Dave in Vermont:

Oh, the asshole who shot his girlfriend in the head and it became a quaint story for beatniks.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Song: "Words of Advice for Young People" by "William Bur...
Disposable Heroes?
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Triple G:

Gotta skedaddle but taking these Burroughs bits of advice with me ... later Ken & Freeformers
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Black Cat:

“Be your own spirit animal.” -William S. Burroughs
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dale:

some will powers may have been appropo, but only so much you can squeeze in.
  11:50am
wenzo:

T GRavel you may be changing your lackey’s life forever today
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sydnius:

joe B getting a Burroughs namecheck!
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Black Cat:

“Sure, laughter is contagious. But so is the clap.” -Kim Fowley
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Baja Joe:

I absolutely and literally cannot put into words the value of this particular radio program. Cassette please?
  11:50am
Marie in Queens:

↳ Gregolomania @11:48
lol
  11:50am
Sam:

↳ Song: "Words of Advice for Young People" by "William Bur...
I love the creepy clip of him on the sopranos over a montage.
  11:51am
F≎F≎ (:

"Aim to the head when doing a William Tell act"
- William S Burroughs
  11:51am
?:

"Gordon Lightfoot Sings Every Song Ever Made" (SCTV gag)
  11:51am
Dwayne Walls:

Bill B and the disposable lords of hiphopcracy!
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "The Walking the Dog Pick Up" by "Picking Up Girls...
Whoa! Ted Bundy did a spoken word album?
  11:52am
?:

Exorcize your dog
  11:52am
Sam:

Are you on acorns?!
No mom, I’m just exercising my dog!
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Gregolomania:

↳ @11:51
Peak Moranis.
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Barno in Akron:

Burrough's advice embedded in my mind, "Avoid fuck-ups. Fools, I call them. You all know the type -- no matter how good it sounds, everything they have anything to do with turns into a disaster. Trouble for themselves and everyone connected with them.
A fool is bad news, and it rubs off -- don't let it rub off on you."
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Rich in Washington:

↳ @11:51
LOL! I'd forgotten about that one!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:52
This was on Michele's premium a few years back, I think.
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morphe':

↳ egould @11:28
avid (in London):

↳ F≎F≎ ( @11:44
'Don't pay the ferryman, till he gets you to the other side.'
- C de Burgh.

Same thing with Taxis in rough and dangerous places .... choose yer own dangerous city ...

of course Charon carries more weight !!!
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fudanku:

Thank you Ken, we all learned a great deal of lessons today at WFMU University
  11:53am
Smacky:

Wear a plastic poop-glove on your hand to come off as a nice guy.
  11:54am
morphe':

Thanks Ken and all !!!!
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TDK60:

Thanks Ken!
  11:54am
mg:

welp, now I have a headache
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AnAnonymousParty:

I can't tell if Eric is wearing a turtleneck shirt or a nehru shirt.
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northguineahills:

danks, ken!
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PaulRobeson1923:

The empire stare buiksibg Ken
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chresti:

Thanks Ken, haven't been fired yet!
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Rich in Washington:

HEAD.FULL.OF.INFORMATION...
Where's my Black and Decker drill?
  11:55am
Sam:

This is a party I wish would never end
  11:56am
F≎F≎ (:

Don't forget the most important/worst advice in life: listen to WFMU.
  11:56am
Vertual:

This was much more helpful and entertaining than my usual 50 minute hour of therapy. I can throw out my hed meds. I'm cured!
  11:56am
Pax:

↳ Mortricia @11:41
This is just a rough estimation, but I'm going to say that 60% of the human race is gawd ugly, 30% are plain looking, 5% are a mix 50/50 plain good looking, and the remaining are beautiful.
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4D chest muscles
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Barno in Akron:

Thanks Ken!
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Clincher16":

I'm stayin'
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AnAnonymousParty:

Is that Ralph Spoilsport in the background?
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Thanks, Ken!
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Triple G:

We made it, but at what cost
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Sam:

That violinist is entitled to a break, by law
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radioronan:

Thanks Ken.. cheers y'all!
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Triple G:

okay bye bye
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Black Cat:

Thanks Ken.

Great job on the comments, everyone.

And never forget what Abraham Lincoln said: Kids. A little advice. If you want to make a million dollars raising horses, start with two million. Dollars. Not horses.
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Handy Haversack:

I am following all of this advice at all times from now on. Life: changed.

Form: freed!

Thanks, Ken! This really got the job done. Happy Oversized Novelty Wrench Workers of the World Day!
  11:57am
F≎F≎ (:

So throw yourself out of the window..What else did i learn from all these advices today? Can't remember.
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ScottJ:

that out of tune fiddle. zoiks! checkin back afta..
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tim from washington:

Thanks, Ken!
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "Words of Advice for Young People" by "William Bur...
I have a weird radio promo version of Advice that's censored, along with people talking about the album.
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northguineahills:

a new york post reporter, just honky dory...
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Sam:

↳ Black Cat @11:56
Four square and seven beers ago…
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HyperDose:

Yay Nadia!
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Gregolomania:

Best Patti Smith advice I recall was her revelation at one of her New Years shows, that spoiled caviar still makes an excellent moisturizer.
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(((Murakami Whywolf):

Interesting that Wm Burroughs was so nice to some women, given that he was on record to the efffct that women were an evolutionary mistake that should be corrected. Then again, Mencken was a bigot who was very good to some black people and Jews.
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&:

Spectacular show Ken! Thank you!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks for getting us through another Wednesday morning time slot!
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TerrDE:

thanks, Ken
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Ochre Ogre:

Thanks Ken and volunteers!
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David (in London):

Thanks Ken. I think.
  11:59am
F≎F≎ (:

Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Splendiferous show as usual. Till next show, everyone! Take care and remember the Pueblo!
  11:59am
Brendan:

Thanks
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HyperDose:

Thanks, Ken. This ruled
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ADios, David, Handy, Hyper, Morphe, and egg friends!
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The Wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald
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Sam:

Don’t forget Jesus is coming over
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wenzo:

Well played stayshe
  12:00pm
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and ochre!
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Marie in Queens:

Thanks, Ken!
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F≎F≎ (:

and Jesus and Sam!!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I hope modern weather reporting technology can avert such a crisis in the future.
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Carmichael:

She hit the high C,
And some damage caused she,
Which caused the whole ship to go downward ...
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Webhamster Henry:

I'm taking all this advice.
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