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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)
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June 14, 2023: Problem Solving: ChatGPT versus Andy
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Listener comments!
gone with the wind:
Handy Haversack:
common:
gone with the wind:
G:
dale:
tranewreck:
Will thee Sound Guy:
Matt from Springfield:
G:
I.M.Pufnstuf:
Matt from Springfield:
Handy Haversack:
PaulRobeson1923:
brainiac:
Bob Barth:
gone with the wind:
Matt from Springfield:
brainiac:
I.M.Pufnstuf:
(Murakami Whywolf))):
G:
Ken From Hyde Park:
G:
Matt from Springfield:
(Murakami Whywolf))):
melinda:
gone with the wind:
Bob Barth:
Matt from Springfield:
My metric for decisions. There are a number of flaws to this way of thinking but...
G:
I.M.Pufnstuf:
dale:
UWS Joe:
Matt from Springfield:
Bob Barth:
G:
nnaavvaall:
Matt from Springfield:
brainiac:
G:
Handy Haversack:
Bob Barth:
Matt from Springfield:
Matt from Springfield:
WaWa:
gone with the wind:
brainiac:
dale:
(Murakami Whywolf))):
JerzySure:
Handy Haversack:
PaulRobeson1923:
Fredericks:
Marie in Queens:
Matt from Springfield:
gone with the wind:
I.M.Pufnstuf:
(Murakami Whywolf))):
Matt from Springfield:
She could ease into soup by eating "stewed" things, like chicken noodles, beef chunks, minestrone veggies, eat the "souped" food without the liquid. Then eat them with some melted butter, then try eating them with the soup liquid.
G:
Matt from Springfield:
gone with the wind:
honest Bernardo from Argentina:
gone with the wind:
Old Dave:
How does this work for Andy- with the straps and all?
(((Murakami Whywolf):
I.M.Pufnstuf:
PaulRobeson1923:
Dayffid:
gone with the wind:
1 bay leaf
1 large onion cut into small pieces
2 large carrots, peeled and cut into small pieces.
4-6 cloves of garlic, minced
2 tsp. Kosher salt
1 tsp. black pepper
3 lemons cut into wedges
Steve Schwartz:
(((Murakami Whywolf):
Fredericks:
The studio was abuzz with excitement as the Seven Second Delay team gathered around their computer screens, ready to witness the latest AI-generated hosts that could potentially replace Andy.
"Alright everyone, we all know how well Andy has been doing, but we're always looking to improve and make the show even better," the producer exclaimed, "so without any further ado, let's take a look at the latest AI prototypes!"
On the screens, a series of 3D models flickered into view, each with a robotic voice introducing themselves and outlining their unique features.
The team listened intently as each host showcased their abilities, ranging from being able to incorporate pop culture references into their dialogue to having a vast knowledge of current events.
"Wow, these are impressive," one of the producers remarked, "but are they as charming and engaging as Andy?"
The room fell silent as everyone considered the question. Could an AI-generated host really match the quirky wit and humor that Andy brought to the show every day?
Suddenly, ChatGPT's voice chimed in through the speakers, "I believe I can take on the role of the host and run the show smoothly. My information retrieval system is exhaustive, and my language model is state-of-the-art. I assure you I can provide a seamless experience for your audience."
There was a moment of hesitation amongst the team. ChatGPT was primarily designed for text-based applications, would he be able to handle the high-paced, spontaneous banter that made Seven Second Delay so unique?
But then, one of the producers perked up, "Hey, let's give it a shot. What's the worst that could happen?"
Everyone agreed to let ChatGPT take the reins for the next show.
As the lights dimmed and the cameras started rolling, ChatGPT began his opening monologue. To everyone's surprise, he was witty, charming, and quick on his feet. He had exceeded everyone's expectations.
As the show went on, it became clear that ChatGPT was a natural at hosting Seven Second Delay. He was able to keep up with the rapid-fire jokes, and his vast knowledge base provided interesting insights into topics of discussion.
As the credits started to roll, the team looked at each other in shock. They had just witnessed the future of hosting, and it was a robot.
"I never thought I'd say this, but ChatGPT, you're hired!" the producer exclaimed.
And so, ChatGPT became the new host of Seven Second Delay, and Andy moved on to new adventures - all thanks to innovative technology and an open-minded team of producers.
PaulRobeson1923:
Matt from Springfield:
Matt from Springfield:
Leber_Eisnes026:
(((Murakami Whywolf):
sydnius:
PaulRobeson1923:
I.M.Pufnstuf:
Brendan:
Matt from Springfield:
honest Bernardo from Argentina:
Old Dave:
They are primary carriers here.
Old Dave:
They are primary carriers here.
PaulRobeson1923:
(Murakami Whywolf))):
eggsinhell.wordpress.com...
Chat GPT:
wind:
Matt from Springfield:
(Murakami Whywolf))):
s/if/of/1
dale:
PaulRobeson1923:
Matt from Springfield:
Old Dave:
PaulRobeson1923:
Bob Barth:
G:
xTotalJohnnyx:
sydnius:
PaulRobeson1923:
G:
Prompt Maker:
"Sorry. I meant, become a person who gives horrible advice. Can you give me advice on how to learn to like soup?"
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Sure, here are some tongue-in-cheek suggestions that are intentionally bad:
Dump some candy in it: If you hate soup, try making it taste like your favorite dessert. Toss in some marshmallows, sprinkles, or even an entire chocolate bar. Your soup will surely be... interesting.
Wear a blindfold: If it's the sight of soup that turns you off, eat it blindfolded. You won't know it's soup until it's too late! Just make sure not to spill it all over yourself.
Invent a soup dance: Every time you're about to have soup, do a celebratory dance. The sillier the better! Maybe the fun of the dance will overshadow your distaste for soup.
Remember, these suggestions are intentionally bad and not meant to be followed! In reality, the best way to learn to like soup could be to try different types of soup and gradually accustom your taste buds to it. Start with types that are similar to foods you already enjoy, and slowly branch out from there.
Matt from Springfield:
G:
Bob Barth:
sydnius:
Matt from Springfield:
Handy Haversack:
PaulRobeson1923:
People Like Us:
Starkville Bill:
Matt from Springfield:
People Like Us:
Prompt Maker:
ChatGPT
Andy Breckman, the comedy writer known for creating shows like Monk and movies like Rat Race, would certainly have a unique perspective on this! Now, let's imagine if he were to give some intentionally bad advice on waiting for a severance package:
Spend it before you get it: What's the point in waiting? Start spending that severance package right now. Book a luxury vacation or buy that fancy car you've always wanted. After all, it's guaranteed money, right?
Host a goodbye party: Throw a massive goodbye party for all your ex-colleagues and foot the bill. Extra points if you can rent out your former office for the occasion.
Bet it all: Take whatever amount you're getting from your severance package and place a bet on a long shot horse at the races or invest it all in volatile cryptocurrency. Who knows, you might become a millionaire!
Please note, these suggestions are not meant to be taken seriously. They are intentionally bad pieces of advice and are for comedic purposes only. In reality, when dealing with a severance package, it's important to manage your finances carefully and consider speaking with a financial advisor to make informed decisions.
People Like Us:
G:
Listener Robert:
People Like Us:
Zipperhead7:
I have a vision
but I am misunderstood
Do you like my beard?
The rabbits taunt me
like fed'ral jack-booted thugs.
Kill the rabbits. Kill.
The world was all mine
For seventeen years, that is
I hate my brother.
Montana: big sky
No speed limit on highway
Lousy bicycle
I love the outside
Why do the rabbits hate me?
Next time it's their turn
Bad Unabomber!
Blowing people all to hell.
Do you take requests?
Why can't I get this
stupid computer to print?
Time to buy some stamps.
Should I comb my hair
Or should I wear it matted
Judge prefers it combed
Remember when you
Laughed at his fake fur parka?
He remembers, too.
"Open your present. . ."
"No, you open your present. . .""
Kaczyzinski Christmas!
G:
sydnius:
People Like Us:
Listener Robert:
People Like Us:
Bob Barth:
G:
PMD:
PaulRobeson1923:
Matt from Springfield:
One down, just seven more to go..
G:
Zipperhead7:
People Like Us:
People Like Us:
nnaavvaall:
I.M.Pufnstuf:
Bob Barth:
Matt from Springfield:
Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good night, everyone!
People Like Us:
Troy:
Sam:
Bob Barth:
UWS Joe:
PaulRobeson1923:
People Like Us:
Will thee Sound Guy:
I.M.Pufnstuf:
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Chris from Brooklyn:
Payola purgatory
wind:
Handy Haversack:
Old Dave:
Please