Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy: Playlist from June 28, 2023 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting June 28, 2023: Help For The Ghosted

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Listener comments!

  6:00pm
Steiner:

Greetings from hell
  6:01pm
dug:

greetings fellow sufferer
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PMD:

please click the pen
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dale:

doesn't andy replace your sorrow with anger?
  6:02pm
Steiner:

no one said I was suffering 🔥
  6:04pm
storm brewing:

Edgy. Very.

Nixon was a great writer.
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Matt from Springfield:

Hi Ken! Hi ghostly voice of someone I don't see!
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:05
Hi Will! Hi Delayers!
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Roberto:

It could be a non-binary person.
  6:06pm
?:

Marry, f*ck, kill (Carter, Nixon, Reagan) (too late joke)
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Will thee Sound Guy:

Hi Matt!
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Matt from Springfield:

Nadia is correct - none of us win! No one on this show, anyway! 😀
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dale:

nadia knows the futility of existence.
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G:

Got ghosted by an 18-month gf in 2005. Ended up with someone far better. :)
  6:08pm
Marie in Queens:

Ken knows about bears
  6:09pm
yippie:

camp isabella freedman has bears actually
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dale:

girlfriend and boyfriend ghosting is par for the course. wanna hear someone call in with a tale of their mother ghosting them. or their psychiatrist.
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Bobby:

I tuned in just in time to hear that a 9 year old girl will be a woman soon?
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Bob Barth:

whew... here... what did i miss?
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Matt from Springfield:

Ghosters vs. Ghosted, on Seven Second Delay.
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Bob Barth:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:13
love it
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Hunterian:

Next bet should be non-regular caller vs. irregular caller
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Bobby:

I looked into my heart and was relieved to find none of the people I have ghosted
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Sweet Corn Lizzie:

My husband gives blood and they give you cookies! They won't take my blood any more because of my cruddy veins.
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G:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:13
Cage match
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PigeonsAndRust:

Maybe Ken and Andy should give blood for a future show
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dale:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @6:17
....or sperm
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Bob Barth:

Todays show has WAY too much sperm.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Sweet Corn Lizzie @6:16
Jeez, it takes me about 30 seconds to give blood. The phlebotomist always tells me never to get into a car accident.
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dale:

i mean who doesn't want comedy writer children?
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Bob Barth:

↳ dale @6:17
my parents
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PigeonsAndRust:

Damn his leg is noisy tonight
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:17
Sure, if you want neurotic children who will NEVER stop needing your financial support!!
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Sweet Corn Lizzie:

↳ Handy Haversack @6:17
That's how my husband is. He does the double platelet donations. Plus he's the universal donor blood type (I forget which one) so occasionally they call him to donate because for some specific patient. Pretty cool until that car accident...
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PigeonsAndRust:

I bet Lorne Michaels has ghosted him
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PMD:

Everyone has their limit
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ G @6:16
Make sure they set up a UStream video first!
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G:

Andy using the airwaves for ex-manager revenge!
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Bob Barth:

reply by phone they'll freak out, no one knows how to talk on the phone anymore
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Matt from Springfield:

"Dainty Guy Wearing a Gingham Dress", good name for an album.
  6:25pm
Les:

1983!
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Bob Barth:

you're gonna Scrooge McDuck!
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G:

Your regular caller is a troublemaker lol
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PMD:

Can Ken
  6:33pm
yippie:

i knew a girl for 12 years, and then i slept with her for the first time in june 2020. after that she ghosted me, but she texted me a year later to ask about a band i played for her once called Almighty Opp.
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G:

↳ yippie @6:33
How was the sex for her? Asking for a friend.
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common:

wow! andy
  6:34pm
P-90:

That was Andy’s most dramatic performance ever
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Andy is not funny. Getting burnt is horrible.
  6:35pm
Patty D:

What if it’s a clown that was burnt?
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ P-90 @6:34
His most convincing performance ever!
  6:36pm
yippie:

she loved it, but she was close friends with one of my exes.
  6:36pm
beej:

↳ Patty D @6:35
Better yet - a mime!
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Matt from Springfield:

"Don't Ghost Me Sweetheart" - Barbershop Tunes for the 21st Century, Vol. 8.
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

↳ beej @6:36
Or a bad radio show host
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dale:

↳ yippie @6:33
i thought andy would have a cornhole court.
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PMD:

Is hanging up ghosting?
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G:

Pickleball, for nonathletes in midlife crisis.
  6:41pm
Sam:

No Pam, please don’t ghost them!
  6:42pm
?:

Invest in facilities that treat pickleball injuries:

https://fortune.com/well/2023/06/27/pickleball-injuries-may-cost-americans-nearly-400-million-this-year/
  6:43pm
Sam:

It’s only a gambling problem if you lose
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Andy drinks and gambles. No problem.
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G:

↳ Sam @6:43
Gambling only pays when you’re winning
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common:

the winking joke! andy is on fire this eve
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

I was ghosted by Caspar. But it's OK. He was friendly.
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dale:

ken, aren't you growing your pot inside with grow lights?
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G:

“Seeds”
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geo in jc:

Oh no, Ken! Did the seeds I gave you die as well?
  6:47pm
Sam:

He faked his own death to avoid paying WFMU
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PigeonsAndRust:

Maybe he wrote it on the envelope and then shot himself
  6:48pm
Sam:

You’re both wrong, Elvis works at the Wawa.
  6:49pm
yippie:

i worked at wawa
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PigeonsAndRust:

I've never been to either of the Disney Worlds. How many of youse have been?
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PMD:

OMG the twirling teacup ride - a horror.
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G:

Does Disney have a trans ride now?
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Matt from Springfield:

Mystery - better get Monk on it.

(Joe Sixpack WAS alive, but WAS NOT ghosting - an intermediary wanted him off the WFMU list, while Joe believes he is still on it, and sends donations which are intercepted by the intermediary! Or, Joe Sixpack has simply had enough...)
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PMD:

↳ Sam @6:41
We shall see
  6:50pm
Sam:

Do they still have the Batman ride at great adventure?
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dale:

i'd like to go on the hayley mills ride.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:50
But WHICH one?? (#oldreference)
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PigeonsAndRust:

Damn, if I ever go to Disney world I'm going to say I lost my glasses and see if I can get a nicer pair
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

It's a Small World. This show feels like that ride. Slow, bad mechanical children speaking and singing poorly, and you get soaked at the end.
  6:51pm
Sam:

When you meet up with the person in hell the ghosting is over
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PMD:

It's like spelling Mississippi. You don't know when it stops. OK that made me laugh.
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G:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:49
I bet FMU gets temporary or permanent nonrenewals every year from people claiming unemployment, straitened circumstances, medical problems, etc. Joe Sixpack decided to go one better.
  6:53pm
Sam:

Isn’t it a crime to profit off a co-host’s stupidity?
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dale:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:50
also the patty and cathy conundrum.
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Roberto:

Unclean Andy
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Matt from Springfield:

More like Andy passes off 18 year old zingers as new!!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, guys! 👻
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anne:

anybody ever play squash?
  6:56pm
Sam:

The sport of burger kings
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Roberto:

What I find is when I work somewhere for a while I tend to get attached to my coworkers (the ones I like, anyway). When my term with the company ends, some stay friends, and some ghost. I try not to take it personally.
  6:58pm
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Bet on Andy's heart attack date while he plays pickleball
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G:

Andy is so jaded only risking money on bets gets his engine going.
  6:59pm
Les:

Thanks, gentlemen!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ G @6:52
Whether clumsy or apathetic, he's not explaining himself - just wants to get out!
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I.M.Pufnstuf:

Watch Andy play Pickleball with real pickles.
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Matt from Springfield:

Well time to ghost this show...until next time!

Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good evening everyone!
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G:

Andy already has years of practice with the pickle and balls in the Masturbatorium.
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Will thee Sound Guy:

thank you Andy, Ken, and alll!!!
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