WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 20, 2024

Listener comments!
	🚂 6:03pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	🚂 6:04pm PMD: Ken eat some good food!
	6:04pm dale: did andy open for the roches by sing their biggest songs?
	6:04pm Mister Dobalina: AndyKenManMan!
	6:04pm wenzo: Waddupdoe
	6:04pm Dan S: Seven Second Delay: Giving new meaning to the word Inconsequential.
	6:04pm modern blaze: how is the big finally here on
	🚂 6:04pm combokid: my swag for lifer status is vital to job dependency
	6:05pm Dan S: ↳ dale @6:04 Yeah, he sang "We."
	6:05pm Mister Dobalina: Ken has a Rolex?
	6:06pm Mark Hurst: Surveillance watch! That's right.
	6:06pm newton: Ken has a Rolodex
	🚂 6:07pm combokid: I always remember Ken once assessed WFMU listenership as being 90% deadbeat
	6:07pm szzn: I am a Seven Second noob, who does the secret agent cover?
	6:07pm HyperDose: Wild start, Andy
	🚂 6:07pm Will thee Sound Guy: It's a genuine romex, 12 awg copper wire braid
	6:08pm modern blaze: ready
	🚂 6:08pm PMD: Albino Lenape!
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: Hey, at an Italian restaurant the past week, they were playing Bobby Darin's "Sunday in New York" - and I thought, "Dinner at Andy's" theme!! Sorry Ken & Andy, sorry listeners, how ya doin'...
	6:08pm sinkhole near my home: I love the political correctness of Andy and Ken.
	6:09pm newton: Still rodent infested
	6:09pm Mister Dobalina: Ken deserves a Patek Philippe !!
	6:09pm modern blaze: it wasn't connected to mainland and above waterline
	6:10pm Sam: Ooh this is some rough foreplay!
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: Besides acknowledgements of the indigenous inhabitants, a fair reparation to the particular groups descendants is in order. For the Lenape, their current members should have access to unlimited beads. Wood or shell beads of their time, none of those mass produced plastic beads, neither.
	6:10pm Dan S: A short true history of Jersey City here.
	6:10pm HyperDose: Ohhhh the egg thing makes sense now!
	6:10pm Ciggy: How else would we have Chromium Dioxide Tapes to create my Love songs Mix Tape
	6:10pm dale: the lenapes should take back their land and take over kennedy fried chicken and make cheap cigarettes available to all.
	🚂 6:11pm combokid: Lenape's were pussies, the Dutch are opportunists by the way I'm Dutch. Superpower = I don't care
	6:11pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ combokid @6:07 "Deadbeat" as "freeloading" listeners without pledging, or just plain lazy, irresponsible listeners? Because as long as they contribute to WFMU, who cares?...
	6:12pm Dan S: So Michele isn't joining Ken and Andy on the show this week? I was getting used to it being hosted by a thruple.
	6:12pm HyperDose: Do chromium dumps count as superfund sites?
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:10 "Kennedy" Fried Chicken?! THAT would be a funny chain! Like Ronald and Grimace, but costumes like past Kennedys! Serving you chicken (and chow'dah!) 😄
	🚂 6:13pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ HyperDose @6:12 Not 💯 sure, but I would think so
	🚂 6:13pm combokid: Sorry I meant freeloaders that was Ken's exact term
	6:13pm Sam: Now that the station made its goal Andy can really let ‘er rip
	🚂 6:14pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:12 There are Kennedy fried chicken in Beacon, Newburgh, and Middletown, NY
	🚂 6:14pm I.M.Pufnstuff: HOW MUCH DID ANDY GET SOAKED FOR?
	6:14pm Crumbly Apocalypse: I didn't like being thanked as "oh, that nitwit again."
	6:15pm Dan S: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:14 Not enough!
	6:15pm HyperDose: Say Allamuchy three times fast
	6:15pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:12 it is a real thing.
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:14 Ah, that's a fun name! @combokid: Okay, that's "freeloaders" then. I mean dedicated, week after week listeners, who CAN afford a pledge but choose NOT to, even after all the Marathon festivity!
	🚂 6:15pm mndave: Gus Bodenheim once referred to me as "min-DAH-vay" but that's my problem, not his
	6:16pm Folsom: Anyone mispronounce Kearny?
	6:16pm ananimuss: On a number of occasions my comments were incorrect (that seems common across the years) and on one occasion my contribution and comment were not read
	6:16pm Armin H: Can you paste all the donor names into a document and use the text to speech feature and play it in the background at high speed?
	🚂 6:16pm combokid: Remember "The Immigrant"? he would have mangled every town in Jersey.
	6:16pm Crumbly Apocalypse: ↳ Crumbly Apocalypse @6:14 I'm pretty sure the DJ was someone named Scharpling. Definitely fire that jerk.
	6:16pm dale: ....it's like if you started an ice cream shop specializing in ice cream cakes and you called it 'carmel's.'
	6:17pm beej: I used to have a whale, now I'm Shamu-less..."
	6:17pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Armin H @6:16 Ha, commercial TTS "Artificial Stupidity" renderings of very specific place names around NJ! That would sound even more stilted or off!
	6:18pm Tommy in Neversink: I did a mouse pledge and the host didn't thank me .
	6:18pm newton: Delicious Chromium
	6:19pm newton: I have the trainwreck badge, but no heart
	6:19pm Tommy in Neversink: But that may be because I thought I was suppose to send actual mice to the station
	🚂 6:19pm combokid: Ken, never grovel!
	6:19pm Sam: Will he answer the phone saying You got Bucci?
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: The Everglades were just a bunch of swampland before we liberated it from the Seminoles! Now look at it! Ruined environment, flooding over the ground level, burning sugarcane smoke, high cost of living for the privilege of it all...chef's kiss!
	6:20pm dale: ↳ Tommy in Neversink @6:18 we thank you tommy.
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: I want to hear the AUDIO PORN!!! It's been a while since we heard Porn for the Blind on WFMU! Comma-zero-backslash, everyone!
	6:21pm PaulRobeson1924: Could be right, may be wrong, pretty soon be long gone
	6:21pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Tommy in Neversink @6:19 I'll contact "Willard", he'll make it right for you!
	6:23pm dale: a.d.d. took over....lol!
	🚂 6:24pm Will thee Sound Guy: I've got some more mice you can have
	6:24pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08 I sent Ken an email about this within the last year. He replied he had no ideo of the song. Why I find this so funny is that maybe the first time they played Dinner with Andy theme song Ken thanked the person who wrote it. I wonder who wrote the theme and passed it off as his.
	6:25pm dale: how many pushups can you do? what's your inseam? starcastle or klaatu?
	6:26pm Fredericks: That's not Clayton.
	6:26pm Sam: Clay sounds different when you wake him up at 6:30 pm
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: For Stashu's wedding, I sent a pledge which Joe McG announced, but didn't read my comment. There were a lot of pledges to get through, but I hoped Joe would read the comment because he's one of the few who would pronounce "tamburitzas" correctly! A lost opportunity, is all... "Like my Pennsylvania family weddings, bring out polkas and tamburitzas for the happy couple!"
	6:26pm Monica: this is hilarious!
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:25 "What's your weight, caller?"
	6:27pm Deano de los Muertos: CLAY!
	6:27pm PaulRobeson1924: Good morning, Clay
	6:27pm ananimuss: I'm a swagger and when I called in extra, I mentioned I was topping it off, that almost never got mentioned
	6:27pm Fredericks: Now, it sounds like him. He must be waking up.
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: This is cool, glad to get a real-time response from Clay!
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:24 The person obviously did write new lyrics for it, but the composer of the original song would need to be listed on top of that (even if original lyrics were discarded for the present song).
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: Pigeon with a Heart of Gold! So nice! And still funny!
	6:30pm Sam: Clay the mensch!
	🚂 6:30pm PMD: You will never get him off the phone!
	6:31pm HyperDose: Clay is the absolute best. Sweetest man and a great guy to have a beer with
	6:31pm newton: prizes prizes prizes, all work guaranteed
	6:31pm dale: 'sassified' - clarence carter clarence carter clarence carter
	6:31pm ledzeppelinsucks: Clay Pigeon is a hippie, don't believe him.
	🚂 6:31pm Will thee Sound Guy: 💯👍🏻
	6:32pm Fredericks: Matt must be happy.
	6:32pm Sam: If someone woke me up with this bullshit I would be so much less classy.
	6:32pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:31 Or to 'gage' with! (Does Clay still use the century-old term 'gage'? 😉)
	6:32pm Tommy in Neversink: One year Dave Hill didn't read my comment . And what made it worse is he started to read it then stopped and said I don't want to get in to this
	6:32pm newton: But you won Pam
	6:32pm PaulRobeson1924: U gotta roll, roll, roll You gotta satisfy my soul, alright
	6:33pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:32 Shoot the breeze?
	6:33pm dale: we all take a drink when andy calls pam 'aw, honey.'
	6:33pm upstate sean: ↳ Sam @6:32 ha! if you're signing up as an fmu dj, you gotta expect it
	6:34pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:32 'Gage' = 'weed', old hepcat slang!
	🚂 6:34pm Will thee Sound Guy: More vinyl please
	6:35pm ananimuss: yes, some shows were very unclear about when a pledge would qualify for a certain prize or even what the next prize was... (and I feel like a wimp because I am staying anonymous(
	6:36pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:29 Sunday in New York written by Carrol Coats and Peter Nero. In the actual movie the theme song is sung by Mel Torme. I originally was so surprised by hearing it I got a bit obsessed. Wonder if FMU can get sued for copyright infringement. I imagine they can since they are TOTALLY INNOCENT!
	6:36pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:34 Oh man that's a new one for moi!
	🚂 6:36pm Will thee Sound Guy: I won some stuff, but the real gift is another year of FMU!!!
	6:36pm dale: must be a wampum-sized pledge prize.
	6:36pm Matt from Springfield: I'm a Ph.D sociopath, and for a fee I will teach you how to pretend this empathy thing everyone's on about! Whatever it is, people will really think you have it!
	6:37pm dale: didn't lenape's have long houses like the iroqouis?
	6:37pm newton: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:36 Protected by satire
	🚂 6:37pm PMD: ↳ dale @6:33 lol
	6:37pm dale: ....kind of like immigrant housing in staten isand?
	6:37pm HyperDose: Andy just wants an excuse to say wigwam. It is fun to say
	6:37pm ledzeppelinsucks: Wigwam was a lowest rung discount store. There was one in Bellevue WA until the 70's.
	🚂 6:37pm PMD: I saw Stashu's wedding video. Andy was chewing gum THE WHOLE TIME
	6:38pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:36 The old '30s pot songs would often mention it, those are fun! There's 'reefer', 'gage', 'roach', 'Texas tea', at least one early mention of 'weed'.
	6:38pm dale: ↳ PMD @6:37 he's nothing if not predictable.
	6:38pm Tommy in Neversink: This is really convoluted
	6:39pm Destroit: Nothin like white dudes mocking native americans tryna be funny. First class radio here. Whats next, running around the studio yelling woo woo woo?
	6:39pm C: tell me more about egg factory- is it legal in JC to have hens and a coop?
	🚂 6:39pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:38 Jazz cabbage
	6:39pm listener 126464: Oh, OK!
	6:39pm dale: ken DID play joni mitchell this morning....coincidence?
	🚂 6:40pm PMD: Ken don't make the callers feel guilty
	6:40pm newton: ↳ dale @6:39 that was nice for Sharon
	6:40pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ newton @6:37 Not to mention they are subscribed to all the major publishing companies as a radio station, giving them a flat-fee royalty for all songs played or performed on Air. The publisher of the original song would be owed only their 7 cents-a-play or thereabouts the station is required under that subscription.
	6:40pm HyperDose: ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:39 That's the best one
	6:41pm newton: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:40 Seven Cent Delay!
	6:41pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:39 Knockin' ourselves out uptown with that jazz cabbage, cat!
	6:41pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ newton @6:41 Cha-CHING!
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: "Do you wanna listen to more incomprehensible noise on the radio? SURE, we all do!!"...
	6:43pm wenzo: Same.
	6:43pm P-90: “The Sally Struthers Program” is THAT what it is…?
	6:43pm wenzo: What if you don’t designate a show?
	🚂 6:45pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:41 💥
	6:45pm Tom: My cousin has a cleft lip
	6:46pm upstate sean: sally is 76
	🚂 6:46pm I.M.Pufnstuff: Now we just need a joke about an Indian with a cleft mouth for the win from this dynamic radio duo of Heckel and Jeckyl...
	🚂 6:46pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ wenzo @6:43 I believe it default applies it to all of WFMU... I don't know if you would be acknowledged
	6:46pm dale: george and gracie went like 40 years apart though.
	6:46pm Folsom: Eydie Gorme - Steve Lawrence
	6:47pm LastWhiteRhino: Jones and X-Ray Burns...
	6:47pm wenzo: I would call in but that would be lousy radio.
	6:48pm ledzeppelinsucks: I want to watch a Cowboys and H1B Tech Workers movie.
	6:48pm dale: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:46 he who speak with forked tongue?
	🚂 6:48pm PMD: Sebastapol! I know there.
	🚂 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hello, delay fans!
	🚂 6:49pm I.M.Pufnstuff: The airport in Santa Rosa has human sized Peanuts characters on the drive-up to the terminal.
	6:49pm ledzeppelinsucks: The Ice Rink and Museum is in Santa Rosa.
	6:49pm Roberto: I remember that mispronunciation of Sebastopol! But I do't remember who committed it.
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: Besides Thomas Jefferson and John Adams dying the same day, 50 years exact after their Declaration of Independence, a similar creepy coincidence occurred on Jan 28 2016, with Paul Kantner and Signe Anderson of Jefferson Airplane dying on the same day, also about 50 years since Signe was in the band!
	6:49pm Roberto: ↳ Roberto @6:49 don't
	6:49pm P-90: Right, always blame Fabio
	6:49pm Tommy in Neversink: Hey , nobody told me you couldn't invite the DJ over for drinks in the comment section
	6:50pm dale: if the deejay had sex with my wife? can i be mad about that?
	6:50pm HyperDose: ↳ Tommy in Neversink @6:49 That's a hot date!
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: Porcelain listeners! (We would be "snowflakes", except snowflakes can be fun!)...
	6:50pm ledzeppelinsucks: Russian River, Sepastopol and other Russian Monikers from when Russians were posted in the area. Why did those fools go back ro Russia?
	6:51pm ledzeppelinsucks: They were in Sonoma, Marin and Mendocino and they went back to Siberia.
	🚂 6:52pm I.M.Pufnstuff: Better yet, don't pay the volunteer!
	6:52pm HyperDose: ↳ dale @6:50 It was Bryce, wasn't it
	6:52pm ledzeppelinsucks: It was the shit vodka they wanted, no the motherland.
	6:52pm P-90: always blame the foreign chick
	6:52pm Beulah Fongula: I keep seeing this 1953 commercial for Remington electric shaver which is man-sized. The concept of a man-sized shaver just scares the hell outta me.
	6:52pm Sam: Let me fire a volunteer! It can count as my birthday gift! 🤣
	6:52pm newton: ↳ ledzeppelinsucks @6:51 back then though they thought they were indigenous
	6:53pm msk: grow a couple..fire him
	6:53pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:50 If they didn't give you a special premium CD in response, you can be mad. But if they did give a premium for the opportunity, that would be illegal under prostitution laws (i.e. the "sacks for tracks" scandal from years ago...)
	6:53pm dale: ↳ HyperDose @6:52 and i hate jazz. makes it all the worse.
	6:53pm sydniuß: ↳ dale @6:53 but jazz wubs you
	🚂 6:54pm I.M.Pufnstuff: ↳ ledzeppelinsucks @6:51 They had trapped all the little furry creatures into practical extinction . Then the cowboys came along and cut down all the Redwoods.
	6:54pm mks: he's disloyal..clay does this all the time..give him 3 day notice to vacate .
	6:54pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:53 she's tender AND she's legal.
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ sydniuß @6:53 Is that a Vermont thing, in re Hearty's show w/ wendy del formaggio? Do they say 'wuv' or 'wub'?
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:54 🤣
	6:55pm msk: clay has thick skin...twenty day suspension...he uses steroids
	6:55pm dale: friend had a spare ticket for willie nelson at a small club in nyc. he strung about 4 bars of every song he's ever written together. we left, it was horrible.
	6:55pm ∫ydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:54 🤷🏻‍♂️ I say wub and wuv, never been to VT
	6:56pm Juli P: Hello friends.
	6:56pm Sam: I’m a hard G
	6:56pm Juli P: Person? I don't understand What's a person?
	6:57pm Juli P: We treat people like people around here? Wow fancy
	6:57pm dale: the road from new paltz to high falls over the mountain past mohonk mountain house is an amazing motorcycling road. as long as you don't die.
	6:57pm Sam: Ken’s so self-hating Dutch
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:55 Ick. Glad I saw him about a decade ago, it was still a good show then.
	🚂 6:57pm I.M.Pufnstuff: ↳ dale @6:55 How dare he! He's only 90 years old..........
	6:57pm Juli P: ↳ dale @6:57 I've been there I'm afraid of heights lol I did not enjoy myself the whole time lol
	🚂 6:57pm PMD: oooo the resort!
	6:58pm ledzeppelinsucks: I am heading to Lake Placid for the eclipse.
	6:58pm HyperDose: That last call and Clay's were the best ones. Thanks, boys!
	6:58pm upstate sean: gotta do the Lemmon Squeeze hike
	6:58pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:57 this was around 1995
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: Good opportunity for Atonement! But don't forget to Atone again on Yom Kippur, as usual!! THANKS Ken & Andy & aggrieved & relieved! Have a good night!
	🚂 6:59pm Will thee Sound Guy: I surveyed a flake of stone on Bonticou Craig years ago
	6:59pm dale: ↳ Juli P @6:57 pretty views though.
	6:59pm ledzeppelinsucks: Picking up van at JFK on 4/5.
	6:59pm ∫ydniuß: Thanks Ben and Frandy!
	🚂 6:59pm I.M.Pufnstuff: So since I didn't get through on the phone....WHAT WAS THE DOLLAR AMOUNT ANDY HAD TO WRITE FOR OUR 4-MINUTE SOAK? Annoying to pledge and not know how much we got out of his wallet.
	6:59pm Juli P: I worked for Nazi Hippies in New Paltz They weren't quite full blown Nazis yet still hateful
	🚂 6:59pm PMD: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:49 Yeah it's great!
	6:59pm dale: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:57 he was only 60 then.
	6:59pm HyperDose: Andy! 😂
	7:00pm ledzeppelinsucks: Hippies are selfish as can be.
	7:00pm dale: andy reimagined as dr. brothers!
	7:00pm upstate sean: well it was another show! 😁
	7:01pm G: ↳ ledzeppelinsucks @7:00 They think everyone else should carry them, when a lot of us are working like dogs just to carry our own household…
	2:54pm Steve Del Sol: Paul Simon once yelled at my sister. I've learned to live with it

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 20, 2024

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Listener comments!
	🚂 6:03pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	🚂 6:04pm PMD: Ken eat some good food!
	6:04pm dale: did andy open for the roches by sing their biggest songs?
	6:04pm Mister Dobalina: AndyKenManMan!
	6:04pm wenzo: Waddupdoe
	6:04pm Dan S: Seven Second Delay: Giving new meaning to the word Inconsequential.
	6:04pm modern blaze: how is the big finally here on
	🚂 6:04pm combokid: my swag for lifer status is vital to job dependency
	6:05pm Dan S: ↳ dale @6:04 Yeah, he sang "We."
	6:05pm Mister Dobalina: Ken has a Rolex?
	6:06pm Mark Hurst: Surveillance watch! That's right.
	6:06pm newton: Ken has a Rolodex
	🚂 6:07pm combokid: I always remember Ken once assessed WFMU listenership as being 90% deadbeat
	6:07pm szzn: I am a Seven Second noob, who does the secret agent cover?
	6:07pm HyperDose: Wild start, Andy
	🚂 6:07pm Will thee Sound Guy: It's a genuine romex, 12 awg copper wire braid
	6:08pm modern blaze: ready
	🚂 6:08pm PMD: Albino Lenape!
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: Hey, at an Italian restaurant the past week, they were playing Bobby Darin's "Sunday in New York" - and I thought, "Dinner at Andy's" theme!! Sorry Ken & Andy, sorry listeners, how ya doin'...
	6:08pm sinkhole near my home: I love the political correctness of Andy and Ken.
	6:09pm newton: Still rodent infested
	6:09pm Mister Dobalina: Ken deserves a Patek Philippe !!
	6:09pm modern blaze: it wasn't connected to mainland and above waterline
	6:10pm Sam: Ooh this is some rough foreplay!
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: Besides acknowledgements of the indigenous inhabitants, a fair reparation to the particular groups descendants is in order. For the Lenape, their current members should have access to unlimited beads. Wood or shell beads of their time, none of those mass produced plastic beads, neither.
	6:10pm Dan S: A short true history of Jersey City here.
	6:10pm HyperDose: Ohhhh the egg thing makes sense now!
	6:10pm Ciggy: How else would we have Chromium Dioxide Tapes to create my Love songs Mix Tape
	6:10pm dale: the lenapes should take back their land and take over kennedy fried chicken and make cheap cigarettes available to all.
	🚂 6:11pm combokid: Lenape's were pussies, the Dutch are opportunists by the way I'm Dutch. Superpower = I don't care
	6:11pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ combokid @6:07 "Deadbeat" as "freeloading" listeners without pledging, or just plain lazy, irresponsible listeners? Because as long as they contribute to WFMU, who cares?...
	6:12pm Dan S: So Michele isn't joining Ken and Andy on the show this week? I was getting used to it being hosted by a thruple.
	6:12pm HyperDose: Do chromium dumps count as superfund sites?
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:10 "Kennedy" Fried Chicken?! THAT would be a funny chain! Like Ronald and Grimace, but costumes like past Kennedys! Serving you chicken (and chow'dah!) 😄
	🚂 6:13pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ HyperDose @6:12 Not 💯 sure, but I would think so
	🚂 6:13pm combokid: Sorry I meant freeloaders that was Ken's exact term
	6:13pm Sam: Now that the station made its goal Andy can really let ‘er rip
	🚂 6:14pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:12 There are Kennedy fried chicken in Beacon, Newburgh, and Middletown, NY
	🚂 6:14pm I.M.Pufnstuff: HOW MUCH DID ANDY GET SOAKED FOR?
	6:14pm Crumbly Apocalypse: I didn't like being thanked as "oh, that nitwit again."
	6:15pm Dan S: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:14 Not enough!
	6:15pm HyperDose: Say Allamuchy three times fast
	6:15pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:12 it is a real thing.
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:14 Ah, that's a fun name! @combokid: Okay, that's "freeloaders" then. I mean dedicated, week after week listeners, who CAN afford a pledge but choose NOT to, even after all the Marathon festivity!
	🚂 6:15pm mndave: Gus Bodenheim once referred to me as "min-DAH-vay" but that's my problem, not his
	6:16pm Folsom: Anyone mispronounce Kearny?
	6:16pm ananimuss: On a number of occasions my comments were incorrect (that seems common across the years) and on one occasion my contribution and comment were not read
	6:16pm Armin H: Can you paste all the donor names into a document and use the text to speech feature and play it in the background at high speed?
	🚂 6:16pm combokid: Remember "The Immigrant"? he would have mangled every town in Jersey.
	6:16pm Crumbly Apocalypse: ↳ Crumbly Apocalypse @6:14 I'm pretty sure the DJ was someone named Scharpling. Definitely fire that jerk.
	6:16pm dale: ....it's like if you started an ice cream shop specializing in ice cream cakes and you called it 'carmel's.'
	6:17pm beej: I used to have a whale, now I'm Shamu-less..."
	6:17pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Armin H @6:16 Ha, commercial TTS "Artificial Stupidity" renderings of very specific place names around NJ! That would sound even more stilted or off!
	6:18pm Tommy in Neversink: I did a mouse pledge and the host didn't thank me .
	6:18pm newton: Delicious Chromium
	6:19pm newton: I have the trainwreck badge, but no heart
	6:19pm Tommy in Neversink: But that may be because I thought I was suppose to send actual mice to the station
	🚂 6:19pm combokid: Ken, never grovel!
	6:19pm Sam: Will he answer the phone saying You got Bucci?
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: The Everglades were just a bunch of swampland before we liberated it from the Seminoles! Now look at it! Ruined environment, flooding over the ground level, burning sugarcane smoke, high cost of living for the privilege of it all...chef's kiss!
	6:20pm dale: ↳ Tommy in Neversink @6:18 we thank you tommy.
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: I want to hear the AUDIO PORN!!! It's been a while since we heard Porn for the Blind on WFMU! Comma-zero-backslash, everyone!
	6:21pm PaulRobeson1924: Could be right, may be wrong, pretty soon be long gone
	6:21pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Tommy in Neversink @6:19 I'll contact "Willard", he'll make it right for you!
	6:23pm dale: a.d.d. took over....lol!
	🚂 6:24pm Will thee Sound Guy: I've got some more mice you can have
	6:24pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08 I sent Ken an email about this within the last year. He replied he had no ideo of the song. Why I find this so funny is that maybe the first time they played Dinner with Andy theme song Ken thanked the person who wrote it. I wonder who wrote the theme and passed it off as his.
	6:25pm dale: how many pushups can you do? what's your inseam? starcastle or klaatu?
	6:26pm Fredericks: That's not Clayton.
	6:26pm Sam: Clay sounds different when you wake him up at 6:30 pm
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: For Stashu's wedding, I sent a pledge which Joe McG announced, but didn't read my comment. There were a lot of pledges to get through, but I hoped Joe would read the comment because he's one of the few who would pronounce "tamburitzas" correctly! A lost opportunity, is all... "Like my Pennsylvania family weddings, bring out polkas and tamburitzas for the happy couple!"
	6:26pm Monica: this is hilarious!
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:25 "What's your weight, caller?"
	6:27pm Deano de los Muertos: CLAY!
	6:27pm PaulRobeson1924: Good morning, Clay
	6:27pm ananimuss: I'm a swagger and when I called in extra, I mentioned I was topping it off, that almost never got mentioned
	6:27pm Fredericks: Now, it sounds like him. He must be waking up.
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: This is cool, glad to get a real-time response from Clay!
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:24 The person obviously did write new lyrics for it, but the composer of the original song would need to be listed on top of that (even if original lyrics were discarded for the present song).
	6:30pm Matt from Springfield: Pigeon with a Heart of Gold! So nice! And still funny!
	6:30pm Sam: Clay the mensch!
	🚂 6:30pm PMD: You will never get him off the phone!
	6:31pm HyperDose: Clay is the absolute best. Sweetest man and a great guy to have a beer with
	6:31pm newton: prizes prizes prizes, all work guaranteed
	6:31pm dale: 'sassified' - clarence carter clarence carter clarence carter
	6:31pm ledzeppelinsucks: Clay Pigeon is a hippie, don't believe him.
	🚂 6:31pm Will thee Sound Guy: 💯👍🏻
	6:32pm Fredericks: Matt must be happy.
	6:32pm Sam: If someone woke me up with this bullshit I would be so much less classy.
	6:32pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:31 Or to 'gage' with! (Does Clay still use the century-old term 'gage'? 😉)
	6:32pm Tommy in Neversink: One year Dave Hill didn't read my comment . And what made it worse is he started to read it then stopped and said I don't want to get in to this
	6:32pm newton: But you won Pam
	6:32pm PaulRobeson1924: U gotta roll, roll, roll You gotta satisfy my soul, alright
	6:33pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:32 Shoot the breeze?
	6:33pm dale: we all take a drink when andy calls pam 'aw, honey.'
	6:33pm upstate sean: ↳ Sam @6:32 ha! if you're signing up as an fmu dj, you gotta expect it
	6:34pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:32 'Gage' = 'weed', old hepcat slang!
	🚂 6:34pm Will thee Sound Guy: More vinyl please
	6:35pm ananimuss: yes, some shows were very unclear about when a pledge would qualify for a certain prize or even what the next prize was... (and I feel like a wimp because I am staying anonymous(
	6:36pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:29 Sunday in New York written by Carrol Coats and Peter Nero. In the actual movie the theme song is sung by Mel Torme. I originally was so surprised by hearing it I got a bit obsessed. Wonder if FMU can get sued for copyright infringement. I imagine they can since they are TOTALLY INNOCENT!
	6:36pm HyperDose: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:34 Oh man that's a new one for moi!
	🚂 6:36pm Will thee Sound Guy: I won some stuff, but the real gift is another year of FMU!!!
	6:36pm dale: must be a wampum-sized pledge prize.
	6:36pm Matt from Springfield: I'm a Ph.D sociopath, and for a fee I will teach you how to pretend this empathy thing everyone's on about! Whatever it is, people will really think you have it!
	6:37pm dale: didn't lenape's have long houses like the iroqouis?
	6:37pm newton: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:36 Protected by satire
	🚂 6:37pm PMD: ↳ dale @6:33 lol
	6:37pm dale: ....kind of like immigrant housing in staten isand?
	6:37pm HyperDose: Andy just wants an excuse to say wigwam. It is fun to say
	6:37pm ledzeppelinsucks: Wigwam was a lowest rung discount store. There was one in Bellevue WA until the 70's.
	🚂 6:37pm PMD: I saw Stashu's wedding video. Andy was chewing gum THE WHOLE TIME
	6:38pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ HyperDose @6:36 The old '30s pot songs would often mention it, those are fun! There's 'reefer', 'gage', 'roach', 'Texas tea', at least one early mention of 'weed'.
	6:38pm dale: ↳ PMD @6:37 he's nothing if not predictable.
	6:38pm Tommy in Neversink: This is really convoluted
	6:39pm Destroit: Nothin like white dudes mocking native americans tryna be funny. First class radio here. Whats next, running around the studio yelling woo woo woo?
	6:39pm C: tell me more about egg factory- is it legal in JC to have hens and a coop?
	🚂 6:39pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:38 Jazz cabbage
	6:39pm listener 126464: Oh, OK!
	6:39pm dale: ken DID play joni mitchell this morning....coincidence?
	🚂 6:40pm PMD: Ken don't make the callers feel guilty
	6:40pm newton: ↳ dale @6:39 that was nice for Sharon
	6:40pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ newton @6:37 Not to mention they are subscribed to all the major publishing companies as a radio station, giving them a flat-fee royalty for all songs played or performed on Air. The publisher of the original song would be owed only their 7 cents-a-play or thereabouts the station is required under that subscription.
	6:40pm HyperDose: ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:39 That's the best one
	6:41pm newton: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:40 Seven Cent Delay!
	6:41pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Will thee Sound Guy @6:39 Knockin' ourselves out uptown with that jazz cabbage, cat!
	6:41pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ newton @6:41 Cha-CHING!
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: "Do you wanna listen to more incomprehensible noise on the radio? SURE, we all do!!"...
	6:43pm wenzo: Same.
	6:43pm P-90: “The Sally Struthers Program” is THAT what it is…?
	6:43pm wenzo: What if you don’t designate a show?
	🚂 6:45pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:41 💥
	6:45pm Tom: My cousin has a cleft lip
	6:46pm upstate sean: sally is 76
	🚂 6:46pm I.M.Pufnstuff: Now we just need a joke about an Indian with a cleft mouth for the win from this dynamic radio duo of Heckel and Jeckyl...
	🚂 6:46pm Will thee Sound Guy: ↳ wenzo @6:43 I believe it default applies it to all of WFMU... I don't know if you would be acknowledged
	6:46pm dale: george and gracie went like 40 years apart though.
	6:46pm Folsom: Eydie Gorme - Steve Lawrence
	6:47pm LastWhiteRhino: Jones and X-Ray Burns...
	6:47pm wenzo: I would call in but that would be lousy radio.
	6:48pm ledzeppelinsucks: I want to watch a Cowboys and H1B Tech Workers movie.
	6:48pm dale: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:46 he who speak with forked tongue?
	🚂 6:48pm PMD: Sebastapol! I know there.
	🚂 6:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: Hello, delay fans!
	🚂 6:49pm I.M.Pufnstuff: The airport in Santa Rosa has human sized Peanuts characters on the drive-up to the terminal.
	6:49pm ledzeppelinsucks: The Ice Rink and Museum is in Santa Rosa.
	6:49pm Roberto: I remember that mispronunciation of Sebastopol! But I do't remember who committed it.
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: Besides Thomas Jefferson and John Adams dying the same day, 50 years exact after their Declaration of Independence, a similar creepy coincidence occurred on Jan 28 2016, with Paul Kantner and Signe Anderson of Jefferson Airplane dying on the same day, also about 50 years since Signe was in the band!
	6:49pm Roberto: ↳ Roberto @6:49 don't
	6:49pm P-90: Right, always blame Fabio
	6:49pm Tommy in Neversink: Hey , nobody told me you couldn't invite the DJ over for drinks in the comment section
	6:50pm dale: if the deejay had sex with my wife? can i be mad about that?
	6:50pm HyperDose: ↳ Tommy in Neversink @6:49 That's a hot date!
	6:50pm Matt from Springfield: Porcelain listeners! (We would be "snowflakes", except snowflakes can be fun!)...
	6:50pm ledzeppelinsucks: Russian River, Sepastopol and other Russian Monikers from when Russians were posted in the area. Why did those fools go back ro Russia?
	6:51pm ledzeppelinsucks: They were in Sonoma, Marin and Mendocino and they went back to Siberia.
	🚂 6:52pm I.M.Pufnstuff: Better yet, don't pay the volunteer!
	6:52pm HyperDose: ↳ dale @6:50 It was Bryce, wasn't it
	6:52pm ledzeppelinsucks: It was the shit vodka they wanted, no the motherland.
	6:52pm P-90: always blame the foreign chick
	6:52pm Beulah Fongula: I keep seeing this 1953 commercial for Remington electric shaver which is man-sized. The concept of a man-sized shaver just scares the hell outta me.
	6:52pm Sam: Let me fire a volunteer! It can count as my birthday gift! 🤣
	6:52pm newton: ↳ ledzeppelinsucks @6:51 back then though they thought they were indigenous
	6:53pm msk: grow a couple..fire him
	6:53pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:50 If they didn't give you a special premium CD in response, you can be mad. But if they did give a premium for the opportunity, that would be illegal under prostitution laws (i.e. the "sacks for tracks" scandal from years ago...)
	6:53pm dale: ↳ HyperDose @6:52 and i hate jazz. makes it all the worse.
	6:53pm sydniuß: ↳ dale @6:53 but jazz wubs you
	🚂 6:54pm I.M.Pufnstuff: ↳ ledzeppelinsucks @6:51 They had trapped all the little furry creatures into practical extinction . Then the cowboys came along and cut down all the Redwoods.
	6:54pm mks: he's disloyal..clay does this all the time..give him 3 day notice to vacate .
	6:54pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:53 she's tender AND she's legal.
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ sydniuß @6:53 Is that a Vermont thing, in re Hearty's show w/ wendy del formaggio? Do they say 'wuv' or 'wub'?
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:54 🤣
	6:55pm msk: clay has thick skin...twenty day suspension...he uses steroids
	6:55pm dale: friend had a spare ticket for willie nelson at a small club in nyc. he strung about 4 bars of every song he's ever written together. we left, it was horrible.
	6:55pm ∫ydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:54 🤷🏻‍♂️ I say wub and wuv, never been to VT
	6:56pm Juli P: Hello friends.
	6:56pm Sam: I’m a hard G
	6:56pm Juli P: Person? I don't understand What's a person?
	6:57pm Juli P: We treat people like people around here? Wow fancy
	6:57pm dale: the road from new paltz to high falls over the mountain past mohonk mountain house is an amazing motorcycling road. as long as you don't die.
	6:57pm Sam: Ken’s so self-hating Dutch
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:55 Ick. Glad I saw him about a decade ago, it was still a good show then.
	🚂 6:57pm I.M.Pufnstuff: ↳ dale @6:55 How dare he! He's only 90 years old..........
	6:57pm Juli P: ↳ dale @6:57 I've been there I'm afraid of heights lol I did not enjoy myself the whole time lol
	🚂 6:57pm PMD: oooo the resort!
	6:58pm ledzeppelinsucks: I am heading to Lake Placid for the eclipse.
	6:58pm HyperDose: That last call and Clay's were the best ones. Thanks, boys!
	6:58pm upstate sean: gotta do the Lemmon Squeeze hike
	6:58pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:57 this was around 1995
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: Good opportunity for Atonement! But don't forget to Atone again on Yom Kippur, as usual!! THANKS Ken & Andy & aggrieved & relieved! Have a good night!
	🚂 6:59pm Will thee Sound Guy: I surveyed a flake of stone on Bonticou Craig years ago
	6:59pm dale: ↳ Juli P @6:57 pretty views though.
	6:59pm ledzeppelinsucks: Picking up van at JFK on 4/5.
	6:59pm ∫ydniuß: Thanks Ben and Frandy!
	🚂 6:59pm I.M.Pufnstuff: So since I didn't get through on the phone....WHAT WAS THE DOLLAR AMOUNT ANDY HAD TO WRITE FOR OUR 4-MINUTE SOAK? Annoying to pledge and not know how much we got out of his wallet.
	6:59pm Juli P: I worked for Nazi Hippies in New Paltz They weren't quite full blown Nazis yet still hateful
	🚂 6:59pm PMD: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:49 Yeah it's great!
	6:59pm dale: ↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:57 he was only 60 then.
	6:59pm HyperDose: Andy! 😂
	7:00pm ledzeppelinsucks: Hippies are selfish as can be.
	7:00pm dale: andy reimagined as dr. brothers!
	7:00pm upstate sean: well it was another show! 😁
	7:01pm G: ↳ ledzeppelinsucks @7:00 They think everyone else should carry them, when a lot of us are working like dogs just to carry our own household…
	2:54pm Steve Del Sol: Paul Simon once yelled at my sister. I've learned to live with it

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 20, 2024

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