Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 7, 2024 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting August 7, 2024: How Best To Load Your Dishwasher, At 67% Speed

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Listener comments!

  6:01pm
Beulah Fongula:

Early??!!
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Matt from Springfield:

Sped up 67%? That would be extremely fast, audio wise. Pitch shifting and everything. Or slowed by 33%? That would be like a 45-to-33 shift.
  6:02pm
moo:

Will to live slipping
  6:02pm
moo:

Edgartown or Gay Head?
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Ciggy:

This is What Free-Form Sounds Like
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Matt from Springfield:

HI Ken and "Andy Breckman" and James Taylor and Vineyard Vinces!

7SD: "Where anything can happen, but never does!"
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Matt from Springfield:

It bodes in HEIM!!!...
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steveo:

it bodas de sangre
  6:04pm
Dean:

I still can't handle split infinitives. Want it to read, "How Best To Load Your Dishwasher..."
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dale:

↳ moo @6:02
gay head - heh heh.....
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Matt from Springfield:

Another attack of the Lyme Green Spleen! Hope you're feeling better, Ken!

And on a HILL!?! Well played, but that means no more boiler stories for us!
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Ciggy:

2 X 4 to the Head.
A great song by The Fall
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zachary:

Good evening everyone! Evening Ken. Evening Andy. Evening commenters.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Matt from Springfield:

The actual Hebrew from the Burning Bush is ripe for lisping:
en.wikipedia.org...
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zachary:

I can't help but think that Ken and Andy are trying to fight the reviews that say "Best listened to at 1.5 speed".
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Will thee SG OCNY:

Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
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Deano de los Muertos:

“Do the Lyme Disease bit”
  6:08pm
Dean:

That's Biblical? I thought "I am what I am" was Popeye the Sailor Man.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:06
Evening zachary!

I noticed a comment of yours I missed: I don't have a list or index of all the "listener nicknames" I've coined for various shows, but Scott Williams' show does have the most of them!
  6:09pm
Dean:

If I had a nickel for every time I cured cancer...
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Roberto:

My daughter speeds up her medical school video lessons. I have no idea how she actually absorbs any knowledge that way.
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zachary:

Hahahaha! I'm addicted to speeding up everything.
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dale:

are the voices raised in pitch when you listen at 1.5X? is it like the 7SD babies?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Goodbye Cancer! (And HELLOOO, Scorpio!)"
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common:

wish i had a dishwasher
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zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08
Evening Matt! How are you this evening?

Really? How so? That's awesome.
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zachary:

Damn. I didn't know I was selling a show idea for $4 dollars. Ha!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Roberto @6:09
Sped up while taking notes? Maybe it keeps her attention when there aren't pauses and such. I've found the best notes I take are jotting down new "vocab" words and their definition, and not waste time writing down presenter's filler words.
  6:12pm
Dean:

"What's the best way to load a dishwasher?"
"Never mind. I'll just sit here in the dark."
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zachary:

Little does Ken and Andy know that I was a professional dishwasher in my youth.
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dale:

i get my dishwasher loaded with scotch. she's a lot less noisy then.
  6:13pm
yippie:

you missed a great chance to write 66.666% i thought you loved that 666 stuff
  6:13pm
Imgur:

So are you going to restart the show at the 20 minute mark?
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:10
Doing well, thank you! Awaiting a couple days of rain and maybe storms here.

For Scott's show, Handy Haversack helps, since he almost always coins a new fan term each show like I do. "Scotians" is my default, Handy's default appears to be "BeScotted" ("Scotterbrained" is my fave of his!), and others love to join in the fun, so "Scotians" come in many forms, all the time!
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Strandlund:

If that's the topic, I sure hope some of the people I work with are listening... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Imgur @6:13
Or, would this be 36 minutes of show, replayed in the last 24 minutes?
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zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:14
Glad you are well. We had lots of rain a week or so ago. May all go well.

Ahhhh. In the comments they are documented. I may be able to rip them out and make a list for us.

I'll check it out.
  6:16pm
Sam:

↳ common @6:10
I know me too, first world problems…
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Greetings, fellow Delayers!
  6:16pm
Listener Robert:

Oh, I get it. Ken's trying to ease Andy into thinking at a slower pace, so it'll seem reasonable when time passes slower.
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zachary:

I wonder what program Ken is using to morph the audio. Let me see.
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bnowb:

chimpmunk delay
  6:17pm
Sam:

Ken, work on it at 1.5 speed!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:16
The classic "Delayers"! Hi there Ken HP!
  6:17pm
Sam:

#KenEpicFail
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bnowb:

how to ruin a vacation lol
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common:

↳ Sam @6:16
seriously
  6:18pm
Listener Robert:

Andy should just open drawers until he finds stationery with the name and location.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:17
Hi, just joined. Martha Stewart's Vinyard?
  Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Henry Hudson's Distant Relative:

Where is Andy staying?
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zachary:

Here's mine: soundcloud.com...
  6:19pm
moo:

I'm betting Edgartown. He named dropped the movie Jaws -- significantly filmed there.

Chappaquidick ferry likely outside his window.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:15
It may be quite a long list, though! 🙂

I once went back and compiled all of my "opening for" jokes in the comments I could find, around 30 or so over the last decade. (I'm at work, that's on my home computer though.) But for example, just last week I added here: "Technically Jeans, opening for The Mannequin Guild, this Friday at le Poisssson Rouggggeee..."
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zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:19
I should be able to write a script to rip the playlists and comments and then grep out your text.
  6:20pm
Sam:

↳ moo @6:19
Hopefully Andy doesn’t drive off that bridge.
  6:21pm
moo:

So long as he stays on that side he's safe Sam
  6:21pm
Dean:

Adobe doesn't bode well...
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Deano de los Muertos:

Is Sam on the Sheaves’ hotline?
  Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Henry Hudson's Distant Relative:

"We're approaching total disaster" - That could be the 7SD t-shirt.
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zachary:

Ken got it!
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zachary:

Nice work Ken!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:18
I think her vineyard was the cell toilet in Alderson, WV.

Martha Stewart's Pruno, Alderson appellation, made from native Catawba grape...
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bnowb:

that was a slick tom scharpling GOMP hang up move
  6:22pm
Imgur:

This is gonna be radio disaster gold
  6:22pm
moo:

Omg drunk Andy
  6:23pm
Sam:

Slow speed they sound drunk. Fast speed they sound like uptight reporters from the 40’s, see?
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bnowb:

↳ Sam @6:23
lol
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∫ydniuß:

this is what is sounds like when you drink too much cough syrup
immediately before the encroaching of the black spiders
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
steveo:

showohwoah
  Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Henry Hudson's Distant Relative:

"The drugs most commonly used in large animal practices are xylazine, detomidine, romifidine, acepromazine (a tranquilizer) and butorphanol (a synthetic narcotic). These drugs are usually given intravenously (IV), but can also be given intramuscularly (IM)."
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zachary:

↳ Imgur @6:22
Ha! I love this.
  6:25pm
moo:

No other podcast is this thoughtful. Thirty years of fatal flaws finally paying offff
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Deano de los Muertos:

“Whaaaat’s theee taalllestt maaan yoouu eeever saaaw?” —Jonathan Frakes
  6:26pm
Beulah Fongula:

Would station manager Ken give a show to a newcomer if THIS is how all the shows would be?
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Folsom:

They both need some quaaludes.
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Matt from Springfield:

"Honey"!
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zachary:

↳ Beulah Fongula @6:26
You're saying Joe Pera should have a show on WFMU?
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Mr. Corey LLC:

But... But... It's still an hour of content. Maybe am i missing something, but to prank someone listening at 1.5 speed, they would need to record a 90 minute show.
  6:28pm
moo:

I knew it.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ ∫ydniuß @6:23
C&S - Coughed & Syruped.

Hey there, C&∫ (Chopped & ∫ydniuß!)
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bnowb:

so loud
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dale:

i wanna hear andy chew gum at 66% speed.
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bnowb:

football phone
  Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Henry Hudson's Distant Relative:

The...best...waay...to...load...a...diiishwaasher...is...verrry...slooooowly
  6:29pm
yippie:

the baltimore ravens are the only baseball team named after a poem, david peel told me that
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bnowb:

your both lmao talking pretty much normally haha but its so funny
  6:30pm
Yes:

I feel free
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∫ydniuß:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:28
a grand hello not spider!
  6:31pm
Sam:

Ooh the bat ranch!!
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Huge:

Are you recording this? Please please please play some of the 1.5 version.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
bnowb:

↳ Huge @6:31
right!! I wanna hear it now haha
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The Chief:

I’m sick with COVID and this episode is making me feel like I’m going crazy
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dale:

stilted talking like william shatner isn't really slowing down your speech.
  6:33pm
Homer Simpson:

Phew! This is hard.
  6:33pm
beel:

↳ The Chief @6:32
How do you know you're not - you're listening to this aren't you?
  6:33pm
Marie in Chicago:

What's going on here???
  6:33pm
Yes:

I just tuned in. Is this a prerecord?
  6:33pm
Barbie:

Load from the top of the sink to the bottom and hope it all fits
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dale:

i think andy should send five dollars to every listener who stays til the end of the show.
  6:34pm
Homer Simpson:

↳ Marie in Chicago @6:33
Just messing with the space time continuum. That’s why it sounds weird.
  6:34pm
beel:

↳ Yes @6:33
no
  6:34pm
Dean:

Unroll those diphthongs, guys.
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Matt from Springfield:

Purple TRANK!
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bnowb:

↳ dale @6:33
hahaha
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dale:

↳ bnowb @6:34
i really don't need 5 dollars that bad.
  6:35pm
Beulah Fongula:

↳ dale @6:33
Psychic! This is the only show I've felt like turning off.
  6:35pm
Marie in Chicago:

↳ Homer Simpson @6:34
I am feeeling disoriented
  6:35pm
Sam:

I’ll listen to the end if he buys me a dishwasher.
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dale:

'that chewing gum you like is back in style.'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
LW Rhino:

Tonight's show is actually pretty enjoyable. Who would have guessed?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
bnowb:

I now know what its like to feel sea sick.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Folsom:

This is a poor man's version of Twin Peaks Black Lodge.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
dale:

↳ Sam @6:35
ha ha!
  Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Henry Hudson's Distant Relative:

"IT'S CAAALLED... "DAIIIISY"... DAISY... DAISY... GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER, DOOO... I'M.. HALF... CRAAAAZY... ALL FOR THE LOVE... OF YOUUU... IT WON'T BE A STYLISH MARRIAGE... I CAN'T... AFFORD... A CARRIAGE... BUT YOU'D... LOOK SWEEEET... UPON... THE SEEEAT... OF A BICYCLE... BUILT... FOR TWOOO..."
  6:37pm
ben & Reba:

Thanks Ken, this is excruciating
  6:38pm
Yes:

This is amazing
  6:38pm
P-90!:

Why does Ken’s “slowed down” voice sound like a Hee Haw character?
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Matt from Springfield:

What about the times when you have less content, but talking at normal speed for a whole hour??
  6:39pm
whereswardo:

This reminds me of the uncle Floyd, skit, Mr. slow
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dale:

whaaaat haaappppppennnnedddd toooo naaaaahhhh deeeeeeeeahhhhhhh?
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Matt from Springfield:

Nooott the Heeeerrroo weee aaasked forrr...buuttt the Heeeerroooo weee neeeeeedd!
  6:40pm
Listener Robert:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:39
Not as much fun as when they'll have an hour of content but pretend only 30 minutes have passed.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ whereswardo @6:39
Good ol' Uncle Floyd! 👍
  6:41pm
Dean:

silverware, dishwasher, crazy, security...all delivered way too quickly
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dale:

oh god - 19 minutes to go. which is gonna feel like 38.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Listener Robert @6:40
Like the 50-State-Call-In, would take more than an hour to accomplish, and terminating in a Fatal Flaw.
  6:42pm
Dean:

Maybe this is like asking Al Dimeola to strum a slow ballad?
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bnowb:

I swear my head is spinning lol
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:40
It's summertime - probably at her grandparents' in France.
  6:44pm
Fredericks:

↳ P-90! @6:38
Hookworm I believe. Which character?
  6:44pm
Marie in Chicago:

Oh, wait, I know someone right by that Inn in Martha's Vineyard. I'll ask them to run over and visit Andy
  6:44pm
P-90!:

The call it a “utensil basket” I think
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dale:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:43
oh man! my grandparents lived in smith mills ny.
  6:45pm
tofurkey_sandwich:

SOME DISHWASHERS HAVE A RACK ON THE VERY TOP FOR SILVERWARE JESUS CHRIST GODDAMIT
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Folsom:

Don't some dishwashers have a third rack on the top for silverware?
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zachary:

↳ The Chief @6:32
Ha! May you get better soon.
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bnowb:

did they just play a sample of what it would sound like at 1.5
  6:46pm
Fredericks:

I was about to mention Bob and Ray.
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Matt from Springfield:

Ah, Bob & Ray precedent! 😀
"Everything comes from somewhere!", as I like to say.
  6:47pm
Sam:

Heelllllloooooo bbbaaaaabbbbyyyy!!!!!
  6:49pm
Sam:

I’m glad they picked the most boring possible topic to discuss at a snail’s pace.
  6:50pm
Yes:

This is gold
  6:50pm
Dean:

Charlotte Inn
C-H-A-R-*L*-O-T-T-E
  6:50pm
woofmoo:

"Cooooome baaaack heeeeere liitttleee raaaaabb-it....."
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dale:

this just sounds like matthew mcconaughey
  6:51pm
Dean:

Sped up, "dishwasher" is going to sound like "dishsir."
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bnowb:

"ho's are tricky"
  6:51pm
Marie in Chicago:

↳ Marie in Chicago @6:44
Thanks, Ken. My friends are circus performers and burlesque mavens. I'll ask them to go over there and do some kind of nude performance in the lobby and to tell the hotel they're there for Andy
  6:52pm
beej:

watch out for loaded wish doshers...
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zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:19
Thanks, Matt! I like it. I have a skeleton of a script going. It can rip out the comments. Now I just need to download some more playlists.
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dale:

a prettttyyyy littttttlllllle haaaat.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:52
Good luck! Sounds like what I would end up doing if I could script 😉
  6:55pm
Sam:

I wish Aaron from Minneapolis would call.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Sam @6:49
Yes, I'm lovin' this aspect of it!

It almost makes up for the lack of boiler stories. Almost..
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dale:

appliance repairman gets to see the dirtiest parts of people's kitchens.
  6:57pm
Sam:

The theme song is going to sound sped up.
  6:57pm
Sam:

So do we have to listen to this crap all over again next week sped up?
  6:57pm
Listener Robert:

I guess I'll listen to the archive with VLC player, which I think has adjustable playback speed.
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zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:54
Thanks! Yes. I'll share it when I have it up. Here's a few shows I ripped out your openings:

Matt from Springfield: HI Scott and Scottifyers!
Matt from Springfield: What an opening!! HI Scott and Scottotones, and Hibushibillies!
Matt from Springfield: But Scott W is always a soothing chaser to bad news! HI Scott and Scottotonics!
Matt from Springfield: HI Scott and Scottsers!
  6:58pm
moo:

When in Edgartown be sure to visit the Harborside Inn. Sweet. Andy is just down the block.
  6:58pm
Sam:

The sheaves are great at 1.5
  6:58pm
P-90!:

Slowest legal ID ever
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bnowb:

someone post the 1.5 version
  6:59pm
lazy pierogi:

e x c e p t i o n a l l y b a d t h a n k y o u
  6:59pm
Barbie:

Check Andy out before Sunday
  6:59pm
P-90!:

Andy hoping for a “franchise killer”
  6:59pm
Sam:

They’re going to have to pay extra for those good apple reviews after this one.
  6:59pm
Barbie:

Of the hotel
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zachary:

Bravo Ken and Andy!
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Matt from Springfield:

FUN concept and episode tonight!

THANKS Ken & Andy, the Franchise Killers! 😄
Have a good night, everyone!
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zachary:

↳ Sam @6:58
Some songs even at 2x!
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:57
😀👍
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lindcy:

Listening via podcast this worked surprisingly well. Andy was pretty much perfect at 1.5x. Ken was a little too slow.
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zachary:

Nice work everyone!

Here's a pre-sped version of just the slow parts: soundcloud.com...
  10:33am
Listener Robert:

In VLC Player, "faster" is 1.5X.
  11:00am
Listener Robert:

The theme music sounds good and thrashy at 1.5X speed. They should play it that way all the time, which also shortens it, giving Andy more time to lose the will to live.
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PMD:

I'm so sorry I missed this one.
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PMD:

Sounds like Goliath from Davey adn Goliath.
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