WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 7, 2024

Listener comments!
	6:01pm Beulah Fongula: Early??!!
	6:02pm Matt from Springfield: Sped up 67%? That would be extremely fast, audio wise. Pitch shifting and everything. Or slowed by 33%? That would be like a 45-to-33 shift.
	6:02pm moo: Will to live slipping
	6:02pm moo: Edgartown or Gay Head?
	6:02pm Ciggy: This is What Free-Form Sounds Like
	6:03pm Matt from Springfield: HI Ken and "Andy Breckman" and James Taylor and Vineyard Vinces! 7SD: "Where anything can happen, but never does!"
	6:03pm Matt from Springfield: It bodes in HEIM!!!...
	6:04pm steveo: it bodas de sangre
	6:04pm Dean: I still can't handle split infinitives. Want it to read, "How Best To Load Your Dishwasher..."
	6:04pm dale: ↳ moo @6:02 gay head - heh heh.....
	6:06pm Matt from Springfield: Another attack of the Lyme Green Spleen! Hope you're feeling better, Ken! And on a HILL!?! Well played, but that means no more boiler stories for us!
	6:06pm Ciggy: 2 X 4 to the Head. A great song by The Fall
	6:06pm zachary: Good evening everyone! Evening Ken. Evening Andy. Evening commenters.
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: The actual Hebrew from the Burning Bush is ripe for lisping: en.wikipedia.org...
	6:07pm zachary: I can't help but think that Ken and Andy are trying to fight the reviews that say "Best listened to at 1.5 speed".
	6:08pm Will thee SG OCNY: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:08pm Deano de los Muertos: “Do the Lyme Disease bit”
	6:08pm Dean: That's Biblical? I thought "I am what I am" was Popeye the Sailor Man.
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:06 Evening zachary! I noticed a comment of yours I missed: I don't have a list or index of all the "listener nicknames" I've coined for various shows, but Scott Williams' show does have the most of them!
	6:09pm Dean: If I had a nickel for every time I cured cancer...
	6:09pm Roberto: My daughter speeds up her medical school video lessons. I have no idea how she actually absorbs any knowledge that way.
	6:09pm zachary: Hahahaha! I'm addicted to speeding up everything.
	6:09pm dale: are the voices raised in pitch when you listen at 1.5X? is it like the 7SD babies?
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: "Goodbye Cancer! (And HELLOOO, Scorpio!)"
	6:10pm common: wish i had a dishwasher
	6:10pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08 Evening Matt! How are you this evening? Really? How so? That's awesome.
	6:11pm zachary: Damn. I didn't know I was selling a show idea for $4 dollars. Ha!
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Roberto @6:09 Sped up while taking notes? Maybe it keeps her attention when there aren't pauses and such. I've found the best notes I take are jotting down new "vocab" words and their definition, and not waste time writing down presenter's filler words.
	6:12pm Dean: "What's the best way to load a dishwasher?" "Never mind. I'll just sit here in the dark."
	6:12pm zachary: Little does Ken and Andy know that I was a professional dishwasher in my youth.
	6:12pm dale: i get my dishwasher loaded with scotch. she's a lot less noisy then.
	6:13pm yippie: you missed a great chance to write 66.666% i thought you loved that 666 stuff
	6:13pm Imgur: So are you going to restart the show at the 20 minute mark?
	6:14pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:10 Doing well, thank you! Awaiting a couple days of rain and maybe storms here. For Scott's show, Handy Haversack helps, since he almost always coins a new fan term each show like I do. "Scotians" is my default, Handy's default appears to be "BeScotted" ("Scotterbrained" is my fave of his!), and others love to join in the fun, so "Scotians" come in many forms, all the time!
	6:14pm Strandlund: If that's the topic, I sure hope some of the people I work with are listening... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Imgur @6:13 Or, would this be 36 minutes of show, replayed in the last 24 minutes?
	6:15pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:14 Glad you are well. We had lots of rain a week or so ago. May all go well. Ahhhh. In the comments they are documented. I may be able to rip them out and make a list for us. I'll check it out.
	6:16pm Sam: ↳ common @6:10 I know me too, first world problems…
	6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: Greetings, fellow Delayers!
	6:16pm Listener Robert: Oh, I get it. Ken's trying to ease Andy into thinking at a slower pace, so it'll seem reasonable when time passes slower.
	6:16pm zachary: I wonder what program Ken is using to morph the audio. Let me see.
	6:16pm bnowb: chimpmunk delay
	6:17pm Sam: Ken, work on it at 1.5 speed!
	6:17pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:16 The classic "Delayers"! Hi there Ken HP!
	6:17pm Sam: #KenEpicFail
	6:18pm bnowb: how to ruin a vacation lol
	6:18pm common: ↳ Sam @6:16 seriously
	6:18pm Listener Robert: Andy should just open drawers until he finds stationery with the name and location.
	6:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:17 Hi, just joined. Martha Stewart's Vinyard?
	6:19pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: Where is Andy staying?
	6:19pm zachary: Here's mine: soundcloud.com...
	6:19pm moo: I'm betting Edgartown. He named dropped the movie Jaws -- significantly filmed there. Chappaquidick ferry likely outside his window.
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:15 It may be quite a long list, though! 🙂 I once went back and compiled all of my "opening for" jokes in the comments I could find, around 30 or so over the last decade. (I'm at work, that's on my home computer though.) But for example, just last week I added here: "Technically Jeans, opening for The Mannequin Guild, this Friday at le Poisssson Rouggggeee..."
	6:20pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:19 I should be able to write a script to rip the playlists and comments and then grep out your text.
	6:20pm Sam: ↳ moo @6:19 Hopefully Andy doesn’t drive off that bridge.
	6:21pm moo: So long as he stays on that side he's safe Sam
	6:21pm Dean: Adobe doesn't bode well...
	6:21pm Deano de los Muertos: Is Sam on the Sheaves’ hotline?
	6:22pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: "We're approaching total disaster" - That could be the 7SD t-shirt.
	6:22pm zachary: Ken got it!
	6:22pm zachary: Nice work Ken!
	6:22pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:18 I think her vineyard was the cell toilet in Alderson, WV. Martha Stewart's Pruno, Alderson appellation, made from native Catawba grape...
	6:22pm bnowb: that was a slick tom scharpling GOMP hang up move
	6:22pm Imgur: This is gonna be radio disaster gold
	6:22pm moo: Omg drunk Andy
	6:23pm Sam: Slow speed they sound drunk. Fast speed they sound like uptight reporters from the 40’s, see?
	6:23pm bnowb: ↳ Sam @6:23 lol
	6:23pm ∫ydniuß: this is what is sounds like when you drink too much cough syrup immediately before the encroaching of the black spiders
	6:24pm steveo: showohwoah
	6:25pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: "The drugs most commonly used in large animal practices are xylazine, detomidine, romifidine, acepromazine (a tranquilizer) and butorphanol (a synthetic narcotic). These drugs are usually given intravenously (IV), but can also be given intramuscularly (IM)."
	6:25pm zachary: ↳ Imgur @6:22 Ha! I love this.
	6:25pm moo: No other podcast is this thoughtful. Thirty years of fatal flaws finally paying offff
	6:25pm Deano de los Muertos: “Whaaaat’s theee taalllestt maaan yoouu eeever saaaw?” —Jonathan Frakes
	6:26pm Beulah Fongula: Would station manager Ken give a show to a newcomer if THIS is how all the shows would be?
	6:27pm Folsom: They both need some quaaludes.
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: "Honey"!
	6:27pm zachary: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:26 You're saying Joe Pera should have a show on WFMU?
	6:27pm Mr. Corey LLC: But... But... It's still an hour of content. Maybe am i missing something, but to prank someone listening at 1.5 speed, they would need to record a 90 minute show.
	6:28pm moo: I knew it.
	6:28pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ ∫ydniuß @6:23 C&S - Coughed & Syruped. Hey there, C&∫ (Chopped & ∫ydniuß!)
	6:28pm bnowb: so loud
	6:28pm dale: i wanna hear andy chew gum at 66% speed.
	6:28pm bnowb: football phone
	6:28pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: The...best...waay...to...load...a...diiishwaasher...is...verrry...slooooowly
	6:29pm yippie: the baltimore ravens are the only baseball team named after a poem, david peel told me that
	6:30pm bnowb: your both lmao talking pretty much normally haha but its so funny
	6:30pm Yes: I feel free
	6:30pm ∫ydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:28 a grand hello not spider!
	6:31pm Sam: Ooh the bat ranch!!
	6:31pm Huge: Are you recording this? Please please please play some of the 1.5 version.
	6:31pm bnowb: ↳ Huge @6:31 right!! I wanna hear it now haha
	6:32pm The Chief: I’m sick with COVID and this episode is making me feel like I’m going crazy
	6:32pm dale: stilted talking like william shatner isn't really slowing down your speech.
	6:33pm Homer Simpson: Phew! This is hard.
	6:33pm beel: ↳ The Chief @6:32 How do you know you're not - you're listening to this aren't you?
	6:33pm Marie in Chicago: What's going on here???
	6:33pm Yes: I just tuned in. Is this a prerecord?
	6:33pm Barbie: Load from the top of the sink to the bottom and hope it all fits
	6:33pm dale: i think andy should send five dollars to every listener who stays til the end of the show.
	6:34pm Homer Simpson: ↳ Marie in Chicago @6:33 Just messing with the space time continuum. That’s why it sounds weird.
	6:34pm beel: ↳ Yes @6:33 no
	6:34pm Dean: Unroll those diphthongs, guys.
	6:34pm Matt from Springfield: Purple TRANK!
	6:34pm bnowb: ↳ dale @6:33 hahaha
	6:35pm dale: ↳ bnowb @6:34 i really don't need 5 dollars that bad.
	6:35pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ dale @6:33 Psychic! This is the only show I've felt like turning off.
	6:35pm Marie in Chicago: ↳ Homer Simpson @6:34 I am feeeling disoriented
	6:35pm Sam: I’ll listen to the end if he buys me a dishwasher.
	6:35pm dale: 'that chewing gum you like is back in style.'
	6:36pm LW Rhino: Tonight's show is actually pretty enjoyable. Who would have guessed?
	6:36pm bnowb: I now know what its like to feel sea sick.
	6:36pm Folsom: This is a poor man's version of Twin Peaks Black Lodge.
	6:36pm dale: ↳ Sam @6:35 ha ha!
	6:37pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: "IT'S CAAALLED... "DAIIIISY"... DAISY... DAISY... GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER, DOOO... I'M.. HALF... CRAAAAZY... ALL FOR THE LOVE... OF YOUUU... IT WON'T BE A STYLISH MARRIAGE... I CAN'T... AFFORD... A CARRIAGE... BUT YOU'D... LOOK SWEEEET... UPON... THE SEEEAT... OF A BICYCLE... BUILT... FOR TWOOO..."
	6:37pm ben & Reba: Thanks Ken, this is excruciating
	6:38pm Yes: This is amazing
	6:38pm P-90!: Why does Ken’s “slowed down” voice sound like a Hee Haw character?
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: What about the times when you have less content, but talking at normal speed for a whole hour??
	6:39pm whereswardo: This reminds me of the uncle Floyd, skit, Mr. slow
	6:40pm dale: whaaaat haaappppppennnnedddd toooo naaaaahhhh deeeeeeeeahhhhhhh?
	6:40pm Matt from Springfield: Nooott the Heeeerrroo weee aaasked forrr...buuttt the Heeeerroooo weee neeeeeedd!
	6:40pm Listener Robert: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:39 Not as much fun as when they'll have an hour of content but pretend only 30 minutes have passed.
	6:40pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ whereswardo @6:39 Good ol' Uncle Floyd! 👍
	6:41pm Dean: silverware, dishwasher, crazy, security...all delivered way too quickly
	6:42pm dale: oh god - 19 minutes to go. which is gonna feel like 38.
	6:42pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Listener Robert @6:40 Like the 50-State-Call-In, would take more than an hour to accomplish, and terminating in a Fatal Flaw.
	6:42pm Dean: Maybe this is like asking Al Dimeola to strum a slow ballad?
	6:42pm bnowb: I swear my head is spinning lol
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:40 It's summertime - probably at her grandparents' in France.
	6:44pm Fredericks: ↳ P-90! @6:38 Hookworm I believe. Which character?
	6:44pm Marie in Chicago: Oh, wait, I know someone right by that Inn in Martha's Vineyard. I'll ask them to run over and visit Andy
	6:44pm P-90!: The call it a “utensil basket” I think
	6:45pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:43 oh man! my grandparents lived in smith mills ny.
	6:45pm tofurkey_sandwich: SOME DISHWASHERS HAVE A RACK ON THE VERY TOP FOR SILVERWARE JESUS CHRIST GODDAMIT
	6:45pm Folsom: Don't some dishwashers have a third rack on the top for silverware?
	6:45pm zachary: ↳ The Chief @6:32 Ha! May you get better soon.
	6:45pm bnowb: did they just play a sample of what it would sound like at 1.5
	6:46pm Fredericks: I was about to mention Bob and Ray.
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, Bob & Ray precedent! 😀 "Everything comes from somewhere!", as I like to say.
	6:47pm Sam: Heelllllloooooo bbbaaaaabbbbyyyy!!!!!
	6:49pm Sam: I’m glad they picked the most boring possible topic to discuss at a snail’s pace.
	6:50pm Yes: This is gold
	6:50pm Dean: Charlotte Inn C-H-A-R-L-O-T-T-E
	6:50pm woofmoo: "Cooooome baaaack heeeeere liitttleee raaaaabb-it....."
	6:50pm dale: this just sounds like matthew mcconaughey
	6:51pm Dean: Sped up, "dishwasher" is going to sound like "dishsir."
	6:51pm bnowb: "ho's are tricky"
	6:51pm Marie in Chicago: ↳ Marie in Chicago @6:44 Thanks, Ken. My friends are circus performers and burlesque mavens. I'll ask them to go over there and do some kind of nude performance in the lobby and to tell the hotel they're there for Andy
	6:52pm beej: watch out for loaded wish doshers...
	6:52pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:19 Thanks, Matt! I like it. I have a skeleton of a script going. It can rip out the comments. Now I just need to download some more playlists.
	6:53pm dale: a prettttyyyy littttttlllllle haaaat.
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:52 Good luck! Sounds like what I would end up doing if I could script 😉
	6:55pm Sam: I wish Aaron from Minneapolis would call.
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Sam @6:49 Yes, I'm lovin' this aspect of it! It almost makes up for the lack of boiler stories. Almost..
	6:56pm dale: appliance repairman gets to see the dirtiest parts of people's kitchens.
	6:57pm Sam: The theme song is going to sound sped up.
	6:57pm Sam: So do we have to listen to this crap all over again next week sped up?
	6:57pm Listener Robert: I guess I'll listen to the archive with VLC player, which I think has adjustable playback speed.
	6:57pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:54 Thanks! Yes. I'll share it when I have it up. Here's a few shows I ripped out your openings: Matt from Springfield: HI Scott and Scottifyers! Matt from Springfield: What an opening!! HI Scott and Scottotones, and Hibushibillies! Matt from Springfield: But Scott W is always a soothing chaser to bad news! HI Scott and Scottotonics! Matt from Springfield: HI Scott and Scottsers!
	6:58pm moo: When in Edgartown be sure to visit the Harborside Inn. Sweet. Andy is just down the block.
	6:58pm Sam: The sheaves are great at 1.5
	6:58pm P-90!: Slowest legal ID ever
	6:58pm bnowb: someone post the 1.5 version
	6:59pm lazy pierogi: e x c e p t i o n a l l y b a d t h a n k y o u
	6:59pm Barbie: Check Andy out before Sunday
	6:59pm P-90!: Andy hoping for a “franchise killer”
	6:59pm Sam: They’re going to have to pay extra for those good apple reviews after this one.
	6:59pm Barbie: Of the hotel
	6:59pm zachary: Bravo Ken and Andy!
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: FUN concept and episode tonight! THANKS Ken & Andy, the Franchise Killers! 😄 Have a good night, everyone!
	7:00pm zachary: ↳ Sam @6:58 Some songs even at 2x!
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:57 😀👍
	11:02pm lindcy: Listening via podcast this worked surprisingly well. Andy was pretty much perfect at 1.5x. Ken was a little too slow.
	8:21am zachary: Nice work everyone! Here's a pre-sped version of just the slow parts: soundcloud.com...
	10:33am Listener Robert: In VLC Player, "faster" is 1.5X.
	11:00am Listener Robert: The theme music sounds good and thrashy at 1.5X speed. They should play it that way all the time, which also shortens it, giving Andy more time to lose the will to live.
	7:37pm PMD: I'm so sorry I missed this one.
	7:49pm PMD: Sounds like Goliath from Davey adn Goliath.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 7, 2024

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August 7, 2024: How Best To Load Your Dishwasher, At 67% Speed

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm Beulah Fongula: Early??!!
	6:02pm Matt from Springfield: Sped up 67%? That would be extremely fast, audio wise. Pitch shifting and everything. Or slowed by 33%? That would be like a 45-to-33 shift.
	6:02pm moo: Will to live slipping
	6:02pm moo: Edgartown or Gay Head?
	6:02pm Ciggy: This is What Free-Form Sounds Like
	6:03pm Matt from Springfield: HI Ken and "Andy Breckman" and James Taylor and Vineyard Vinces! 7SD: "Where anything can happen, but never does!"
	6:03pm Matt from Springfield: It bodes in HEIM!!!...
	6:04pm steveo: it bodas de sangre
	6:04pm Dean: I still can't handle split infinitives. Want it to read, "How Best To Load Your Dishwasher..."
	6:04pm dale: ↳ moo @6:02 gay head - heh heh.....
	6:06pm Matt from Springfield: Another attack of the Lyme Green Spleen! Hope you're feeling better, Ken! And on a HILL!?! Well played, but that means no more boiler stories for us!
	6:06pm Ciggy: 2 X 4 to the Head. A great song by The Fall
	6:06pm zachary: Good evening everyone! Evening Ken. Evening Andy. Evening commenters.
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: The actual Hebrew from the Burning Bush is ripe for lisping: en.wikipedia.org...
	6:07pm zachary: I can't help but think that Ken and Andy are trying to fight the reviews that say "Best listened to at 1.5 speed".
	6:08pm Will thee SG OCNY: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	6:08pm Deano de los Muertos: “Do the Lyme Disease bit”
	6:08pm Dean: That's Biblical? I thought "I am what I am" was Popeye the Sailor Man.
	6:08pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:06 Evening zachary! I noticed a comment of yours I missed: I don't have a list or index of all the "listener nicknames" I've coined for various shows, but Scott Williams' show does have the most of them!
	6:09pm Dean: If I had a nickel for every time I cured cancer...
	6:09pm Roberto: My daughter speeds up her medical school video lessons. I have no idea how she actually absorbs any knowledge that way.
	6:09pm zachary: Hahahaha! I'm addicted to speeding up everything.
	6:09pm dale: are the voices raised in pitch when you listen at 1.5X? is it like the 7SD babies?
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: "Goodbye Cancer! (And HELLOOO, Scorpio!)"
	6:10pm common: wish i had a dishwasher
	6:10pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:08 Evening Matt! How are you this evening? Really? How so? That's awesome.
	6:11pm zachary: Damn. I didn't know I was selling a show idea for $4 dollars. Ha!
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Roberto @6:09 Sped up while taking notes? Maybe it keeps her attention when there aren't pauses and such. I've found the best notes I take are jotting down new "vocab" words and their definition, and not waste time writing down presenter's filler words.
	6:12pm Dean: "What's the best way to load a dishwasher?" "Never mind. I'll just sit here in the dark."
	6:12pm zachary: Little does Ken and Andy know that I was a professional dishwasher in my youth.
	6:12pm dale: i get my dishwasher loaded with scotch. she's a lot less noisy then.
	6:13pm yippie: you missed a great chance to write 66.666% i thought you loved that 666 stuff
	6:13pm Imgur: So are you going to restart the show at the 20 minute mark?
	6:14pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:10 Doing well, thank you! Awaiting a couple days of rain and maybe storms here. For Scott's show, Handy Haversack helps, since he almost always coins a new fan term each show like I do. "Scotians" is my default, Handy's default appears to be "BeScotted" ("Scotterbrained" is my fave of his!), and others love to join in the fun, so "Scotians" come in many forms, all the time!
	6:14pm Strandlund: If that's the topic, I sure hope some of the people I work with are listening... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Imgur @6:13 Or, would this be 36 minutes of show, replayed in the last 24 minutes?
	6:15pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:14 Glad you are well. We had lots of rain a week or so ago. May all go well. Ahhhh. In the comments they are documented. I may be able to rip them out and make a list for us. I'll check it out.
	6:16pm Sam: ↳ common @6:10 I know me too, first world problems…
	6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: Greetings, fellow Delayers!
	6:16pm Listener Robert: Oh, I get it. Ken's trying to ease Andy into thinking at a slower pace, so it'll seem reasonable when time passes slower.
	6:16pm zachary: I wonder what program Ken is using to morph the audio. Let me see.
	6:16pm bnowb: chimpmunk delay
	6:17pm Sam: Ken, work on it at 1.5 speed!
	6:17pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:16 The classic "Delayers"! Hi there Ken HP!
	6:17pm Sam: #KenEpicFail
	6:18pm bnowb: how to ruin a vacation lol
	6:18pm common: ↳ Sam @6:16 seriously
	6:18pm Listener Robert: Andy should just open drawers until he finds stationery with the name and location.
	6:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:17 Hi, just joined. Martha Stewart's Vinyard?
	6:19pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: Where is Andy staying?
	6:19pm zachary: Here's mine: soundcloud.com...
	6:19pm moo: I'm betting Edgartown. He named dropped the movie Jaws -- significantly filmed there. Chappaquidick ferry likely outside his window.
	6:19pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:15 It may be quite a long list, though! 🙂 I once went back and compiled all of my "opening for" jokes in the comments I could find, around 30 or so over the last decade. (I'm at work, that's on my home computer though.) But for example, just last week I added here: "Technically Jeans, opening for The Mannequin Guild, this Friday at le Poisssson Rouggggeee..."
	6:20pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:19 I should be able to write a script to rip the playlists and comments and then grep out your text.
	6:20pm Sam: ↳ moo @6:19 Hopefully Andy doesn’t drive off that bridge.
	6:21pm moo: So long as he stays on that side he's safe Sam
	6:21pm Dean: Adobe doesn't bode well...
	6:21pm Deano de los Muertos: Is Sam on the Sheaves’ hotline?
	6:22pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: "We're approaching total disaster" - That could be the 7SD t-shirt.
	6:22pm zachary: Ken got it!
	6:22pm zachary: Nice work Ken!
	6:22pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Ken From Hyde Park @6:18 I think her vineyard was the cell toilet in Alderson, WV. Martha Stewart's Pruno, Alderson appellation, made from native Catawba grape...
	6:22pm bnowb: that was a slick tom scharpling GOMP hang up move
	6:22pm Imgur: This is gonna be radio disaster gold
	6:22pm moo: Omg drunk Andy
	6:23pm Sam: Slow speed they sound drunk. Fast speed they sound like uptight reporters from the 40’s, see?
	6:23pm bnowb: ↳ Sam @6:23 lol
	6:23pm ∫ydniuß: this is what is sounds like when you drink too much cough syrup immediately before the encroaching of the black spiders
	6:24pm steveo: showohwoah
	6:25pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: "The drugs most commonly used in large animal practices are xylazine, detomidine, romifidine, acepromazine (a tranquilizer) and butorphanol (a synthetic narcotic). These drugs are usually given intravenously (IV), but can also be given intramuscularly (IM)."
	6:25pm zachary: ↳ Imgur @6:22 Ha! I love this.
	6:25pm moo: No other podcast is this thoughtful. Thirty years of fatal flaws finally paying offff
	6:25pm Deano de los Muertos: “Whaaaat’s theee taalllestt maaan yoouu eeever saaaw?” —Jonathan Frakes
	6:26pm Beulah Fongula: Would station manager Ken give a show to a newcomer if THIS is how all the shows would be?
	6:27pm Folsom: They both need some quaaludes.
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: "Honey"!
	6:27pm zachary: ↳ Beulah Fongula @6:26 You're saying Joe Pera should have a show on WFMU?
	6:27pm Mr. Corey LLC: But... But... It's still an hour of content. Maybe am i missing something, but to prank someone listening at 1.5 speed, they would need to record a 90 minute show.
	6:28pm moo: I knew it.
	6:28pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ ∫ydniuß @6:23 C&S - Coughed & Syruped. Hey there, C&∫ (Chopped & ∫ydniuß!)
	6:28pm bnowb: so loud
	6:28pm dale: i wanna hear andy chew gum at 66% speed.
	6:28pm bnowb: football phone
	6:28pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: The...best...waay...to...load...a...diiishwaasher...is...verrry...slooooowly
	6:29pm yippie: the baltimore ravens are the only baseball team named after a poem, david peel told me that
	6:30pm bnowb: your both lmao talking pretty much normally haha but its so funny
	6:30pm Yes: I feel free
	6:30pm ∫ydniuß: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:28 a grand hello not spider!
	6:31pm Sam: Ooh the bat ranch!!
	6:31pm Huge: Are you recording this? Please please please play some of the 1.5 version.
	6:31pm bnowb: ↳ Huge @6:31 right!! I wanna hear it now haha
	6:32pm The Chief: I’m sick with COVID and this episode is making me feel like I’m going crazy
	6:32pm dale: stilted talking like william shatner isn't really slowing down your speech.
	6:33pm Homer Simpson: Phew! This is hard.
	6:33pm beel: ↳ The Chief @6:32 How do you know you're not - you're listening to this aren't you?
	6:33pm Marie in Chicago: What's going on here???
	6:33pm Yes: I just tuned in. Is this a prerecord?
	6:33pm Barbie: Load from the top of the sink to the bottom and hope it all fits
	6:33pm dale: i think andy should send five dollars to every listener who stays til the end of the show.
	6:34pm Homer Simpson: ↳ Marie in Chicago @6:33 Just messing with the space time continuum. That’s why it sounds weird.
	6:34pm beel: ↳ Yes @6:33 no
	6:34pm Dean: Unroll those diphthongs, guys.
	6:34pm Matt from Springfield: Purple TRANK!
	6:34pm bnowb: ↳ dale @6:33 hahaha
	6:35pm dale: ↳ bnowb @6:34 i really don't need 5 dollars that bad.
	6:35pm Beulah Fongula: ↳ dale @6:33 Psychic! This is the only show I've felt like turning off.
	6:35pm Marie in Chicago: ↳ Homer Simpson @6:34 I am feeeling disoriented
	6:35pm Sam: I’ll listen to the end if he buys me a dishwasher.
	6:35pm dale: 'that chewing gum you like is back in style.'
	6:36pm LW Rhino: Tonight's show is actually pretty enjoyable. Who would have guessed?
	6:36pm bnowb: I now know what its like to feel sea sick.
	6:36pm Folsom: This is a poor man's version of Twin Peaks Black Lodge.
	6:36pm dale: ↳ Sam @6:35 ha ha!
	6:37pm Henry Hudson's Distant Relative: "IT'S CAAALLED... "DAIIIISY"... DAISY... DAISY... GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER, DOOO... I'M.. HALF... CRAAAAZY... ALL FOR THE LOVE... OF YOUUU... IT WON'T BE A STYLISH MARRIAGE... I CAN'T... AFFORD... A CARRIAGE... BUT YOU'D... LOOK SWEEEET... UPON... THE SEEEAT... OF A BICYCLE... BUILT... FOR TWOOO..."
	6:37pm ben & Reba: Thanks Ken, this is excruciating
	6:38pm Yes: This is amazing
	6:38pm P-90!: Why does Ken’s “slowed down” voice sound like a Hee Haw character?
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: What about the times when you have less content, but talking at normal speed for a whole hour??
	6:39pm whereswardo: This reminds me of the uncle Floyd, skit, Mr. slow
	6:40pm dale: whaaaat haaappppppennnnedddd toooo naaaaahhhh deeeeeeeeahhhhhhh?
	6:40pm Matt from Springfield: Nooott the Heeeerrroo weee aaasked forrr...buuttt the Heeeerroooo weee neeeeeedd!
	6:40pm Listener Robert: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:39 Not as much fun as when they'll have an hour of content but pretend only 30 minutes have passed.
	6:40pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ whereswardo @6:39 Good ol' Uncle Floyd! 👍
	6:41pm Dean: silverware, dishwasher, crazy, security...all delivered way too quickly
	6:42pm dale: oh god - 19 minutes to go. which is gonna feel like 38.
	6:42pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Listener Robert @6:40 Like the 50-State-Call-In, would take more than an hour to accomplish, and terminating in a Fatal Flaw.
	6:42pm Dean: Maybe this is like asking Al Dimeola to strum a slow ballad?
	6:42pm bnowb: I swear my head is spinning lol
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ dale @6:40 It's summertime - probably at her grandparents' in France.
	6:44pm Fredericks: ↳ P-90! @6:38 Hookworm I believe. Which character?
	6:44pm Marie in Chicago: Oh, wait, I know someone right by that Inn in Martha's Vineyard. I'll ask them to run over and visit Andy
	6:44pm P-90!: The call it a “utensil basket” I think
	6:45pm dale: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:43 oh man! my grandparents lived in smith mills ny.
	6:45pm tofurkey_sandwich: SOME DISHWASHERS HAVE A RACK ON THE VERY TOP FOR SILVERWARE JESUS CHRIST GODDAMIT
	6:45pm Folsom: Don't some dishwashers have a third rack on the top for silverware?
	6:45pm zachary: ↳ The Chief @6:32 Ha! May you get better soon.
	6:45pm bnowb: did they just play a sample of what it would sound like at 1.5
	6:46pm Fredericks: I was about to mention Bob and Ray.
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: Ah, Bob & Ray precedent! 😀 "Everything comes from somewhere!", as I like to say.
	6:47pm Sam: Heelllllloooooo bbbaaaaabbbbyyyy!!!!!
	6:49pm Sam: I’m glad they picked the most boring possible topic to discuss at a snail’s pace.
	6:50pm Yes: This is gold
	6:50pm Dean: Charlotte Inn C-H-A-R-L-O-T-T-E
	6:50pm woofmoo: "Cooooome baaaack heeeeere liitttleee raaaaabb-it....."
	6:50pm dale: this just sounds like matthew mcconaughey
	6:51pm Dean: Sped up, "dishwasher" is going to sound like "dishsir."
	6:51pm bnowb: "ho's are tricky"
	6:51pm Marie in Chicago: ↳ Marie in Chicago @6:44 Thanks, Ken. My friends are circus performers and burlesque mavens. I'll ask them to go over there and do some kind of nude performance in the lobby and to tell the hotel they're there for Andy
	6:52pm beej: watch out for loaded wish doshers...
	6:52pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:19 Thanks, Matt! I like it. I have a skeleton of a script going. It can rip out the comments. Now I just need to download some more playlists.
	6:53pm dale: a prettttyyyy littttttlllllle haaaat.
	6:54pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:52 Good luck! Sounds like what I would end up doing if I could script 😉
	6:55pm Sam: I wish Aaron from Minneapolis would call.
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ Sam @6:49 Yes, I'm lovin' this aspect of it! It almost makes up for the lack of boiler stories. Almost..
	6:56pm dale: appliance repairman gets to see the dirtiest parts of people's kitchens.
	6:57pm Sam: The theme song is going to sound sped up.
	6:57pm Sam: So do we have to listen to this crap all over again next week sped up?
	6:57pm Listener Robert: I guess I'll listen to the archive with VLC player, which I think has adjustable playback speed.
	6:57pm zachary: ↳ Matt from Springfield @6:54 Thanks! Yes. I'll share it when I have it up. Here's a few shows I ripped out your openings: Matt from Springfield: HI Scott and Scottifyers! Matt from Springfield: What an opening!! HI Scott and Scottotones, and Hibushibillies! Matt from Springfield: But Scott W is always a soothing chaser to bad news! HI Scott and Scottotonics! Matt from Springfield: HI Scott and Scottsers!
	6:58pm moo: When in Edgartown be sure to visit the Harborside Inn. Sweet. Andy is just down the block.
	6:58pm Sam: The sheaves are great at 1.5
	6:58pm P-90!: Slowest legal ID ever
	6:58pm bnowb: someone post the 1.5 version
	6:59pm lazy pierogi: e x c e p t i o n a l l y b a d t h a n k y o u
	6:59pm Barbie: Check Andy out before Sunday
	6:59pm P-90!: Andy hoping for a “franchise killer”
	6:59pm Sam: They’re going to have to pay extra for those good apple reviews after this one.
	6:59pm Barbie: Of the hotel
	6:59pm zachary: Bravo Ken and Andy!
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: FUN concept and episode tonight! THANKS Ken & Andy, the Franchise Killers! 😄 Have a good night, everyone!
	7:00pm zachary: ↳ Sam @6:58 Some songs even at 2x!
	7:00pm Matt from Springfield: ↳ zachary @6:57 😀👍
	11:02pm lindcy: Listening via podcast this worked surprisingly well. Andy was pretty much perfect at 1.5x. Ken was a little too slow.
	8:21am zachary: Nice work everyone! Here's a pre-sped version of just the slow parts: soundcloud.com...
	10:33am Listener Robert: In VLC Player, "faster" is 1.5X.
	11:00am Listener Robert: The theme music sounds good and thrashy at 1.5X speed. They should play it that way all the time, which also shortens it, giving Andy more time to lose the will to live.
	7:37pm PMD: I'm so sorry I missed this one.
	7:49pm PMD: Sounds like Goliath from Davey adn Goliath.

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 7, 2024

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