Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from August 21, 2024 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting August 21, 2024: Porch Pirate Sting Part 2: Search for the Missing Package

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Listener comments!

  6:02pm
morphe':

Civvviccc Justice !!!!!!!!
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Matt from Springfield:

"Civic Engagement Series"?? Going all PBS on us?!?

HI Ken & Andy & True-Crime Delayers!
  6:03pm
6Flush:

I was gonna call and ask for an update, go figgah
  6:03pm
Hugo (NL):

Hey everone.
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-жеи:

Hi everybody!
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zachary:

↳ -жеи @6:04
Evening Ken!
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zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:03
Andy's heart has really changed since his show is getting a pilot.
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Matt from Springfield:

"Crime BUSTERS! Ken and Andy fistfight bushes!!"
  6:05pm
morphe':

FYI - is Andy & Ken in BKLYN Tuesday..
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
joe mulligan:

We lived 2 blocks from Prospect Park West and someone stole the whole box of our wedding invitations back in 2016
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Ken From Hyde Park:

Car 91.1, where are you?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
melinda:

hi friends
  6:07pm
kevlicki:

What is up with the metronome?
  6:07pm
6Flush:

I hope I'm in Andy's will
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-жеи:

↳ kevlicki @6:07
The metronome is Andy's hazard lights. He was parked illegally at this point...
  6:08pm
kevlicki:

Oh! They’re in a car?! Is that the hazards?
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Matt from Springfield:

Ken is Our Collective Sharona!
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zachary:

↳ joe mulligan @6:06
Popular area for stolen goods to congregate.
  6:09pm
morphe':

57 Prospect Park Southwest was poorish in the 70s, but is now of course super expensive..
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zachary:

The suspense of this show is intense.
  6:09pm
kevlicki:

Andy is a typical jersey driver-no blinker!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
zachary:

I don't know if I have ever seen a picture of Andy with long hair.

Do you have any Ken?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:05
"Andy vs. Tom Kennedy" seems to have potential for another pilot - a history of his life-long nemesis.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Jesus Freaks": long-haired, straight-edge hippie cartoonists.
  6:13pm
6Flush:

Justice is a dish best served with a side of fires.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Deano de los Muertos:

beatings in the shower? Where did Andy got to school, HBO’s “Oz”?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ 6Flush @6:13
Ah, clever!
  6:15pm
6Flush:

i meant fries, dang it all
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-жеи:

↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:14
He went to Haddonfield High. There is a statue of him in the quad
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ 6Flush @6:15
I like your first response better! 😄
  6:15pm
morphe':

Gonna be forever to get to Park Slope... should have started outside the address ..
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dale:

you guys should have put a cologard sample in the package.
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PMD:

Darn just tuning in
  6:17pm
6Flush:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:15
Thank you
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PMD:

↳ morphe' @6:15
it fills the hour
  6:19pm
6Flush:

What if the tag is up in a tree?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
JohnEBGood:

Hey Ken, You are picking up the JC accent and groove . Kool ; )
  6:20pm
Beulah Fongula:

I just tuned in. I know this is prerecorded, but need to say how weird it is to have the radio on and the computer and have a NO SECOND delay!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Matt from Springfield:

Oh yeah, Green Day's new "album", a decorated Keurig coffee machine..
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PMD:

Soft pretzel for a pretty boy
  6:21pm
6Flush:

Some squirrel might be using the tag as a pillow.
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zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:11
Maybe he's written a treatment. Or we, the listeners, could give a crack at it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ PMD @6:20
Yeah, that was great! 😆
  6:22pm
kevlicki:

I can’t wait to hear Andy shout “this is what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps” before smashing the headlights, of this scofflaws corvette, with a golf club
  6:22pm
Listener Robert:

Got to be a listener, who left a return note to Andy. Or to Ken.
  6:25pm
6Flush:

What if they don't get there in less than an hour? Will there be a part 3?
Avatar 6:26pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

The term 'scofflaw' was popularised after a pro-Prohibition guy, one Delcevare King, ran a contest for the best term to describe people who did not obey the Volstead Act. Typically, these days, it's not used to describe people who break well-established laws with relatively serious punishments, e.g. theft, assault, battery, robbery, and murder, but Mr Breckman may be technically correct.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
Matt from Springfield:

It will always just be the "BBT".

And what is it with renaming the major NY bridges after their forgettable Governors??! It's becoming like U.S. aircraft carriers - every President gets one named after them, no matter how bad or forgettable!
  6:27pm
morphe':

think also Queensboro bridge is Koch???
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dale:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:26
like the walter mondale - a laundry ship. (from the simpsons)
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-жеи:

↳ (Murakami Whywolf))) @6:26
The law in question here was ROBBERY. THEFT. So "scofflaw" does not apply
  6:28pm
Listener Robert:

More interesting that the Interboro became the Jackie Robinson Parkway, and Route 120 in NJ became the Larry Doby Highway.
Avatar 6:28pm
dk50b:

No, Andrew Cuomo named it for his dad, who had stated the only thing he wanted named for him was “a stickball court in a little alley in Queens.”
Avatar 🚂 6:29pm
I.M.Pufnstuff:

Andy and Keith Richards in a cage fight. My mind wanders...
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ -жеи @6:28
They're an outright "outlaw"!
Worse than even that Southern rock band!
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dale:

eliot spitzer school for girls was inappropriate in my mind.
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PMD:

Do they actually tow if you are on the wrong side? Or just ticket?
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-жеи:

Be honest now... is the thief among us right here, right now?
Avatar 6:31pm
dk50b:

I'd go out on a limb and say most City porch pirates don't have a car, otherwise they wouldn't be porch pirates
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
PMD:

My arms do not reach that far.
Avatar 🚂 6:32pm
I.M.Pufnstuff:

I first me Andy Breckman on the WFMU elevator last week. He pulled a toothbrush out of the box and stated " I rubbed my butt with this". First impressions are important.
  6:32pm
StringOFperils:

It was a WFMU DJ PORCH PIRATE
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ dale @6:28
YES! That was a good one.
In the early 90s, when people remembered the Carter Administration and his '84 Presidential run.
  6:33pm
morphe':

↳ dale @6:30
Same as John Zorn's all Asian underage girl kazoo band ...
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ morphe' @6:33
Society needs to do more to protect underage kazoos...
  6:35pm
6Flush:

It was Colonel Mustard in the mastibatorium with the "Doopie Time" album
  6:36pm
p_glow:

the perp defiantly tossed it out the window, when they realized it was worthless
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
PMD:

yes, it must have been a guy
Avatar 6:36pm
Marshall Stacks:

Prospect Park SW, my childhood home!
  6:36pm
StringOFperils:

Darn it, I’m gonna half to leave before we get to the deep and meaningful outcome of all this
Avatar 6:37pm
(Murakami Whywolf))):

Craig Ferguson claimed to have hung-around the Rolling Stones for months working on a script for Mick Jagger and reported that Keith Richards ran the band via the terror he inspired in everyone in it and with it. Ferguson wanted to be on-stage at one point, and Jagger shut it down with a simple 'Keith wouldnʼt like that.' as if it were unthinkable to try to go against him. Ferguson claims that Richards scared (I think it was) Watts into going into a drugs-rehabilitation facility.

Huge roadies were afraid of Richards.

Basically, Keith Richards was Doug Piranha.
  6:38pm
StringOFperils:

When you steal stuff, you look for a fence….it sez here…
Avatar 6:38pm
Bucci:

How tf did they find parking so fast over there
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-жеи:

↳ Bucci @6:38
We lucked out- it was a no parking Tuesday 11:30 to 1pm zone and we arrived at 12:30.
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zachary:

Andy getting political.
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zachary:

WOAH! Bucci is on the boards.
  6:40pm
6Flush:

That was me in the plane that just flew overhead.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
common:

gripping radio
  6:40pm
morphe':

Plastic gloves and get the DNA ...

this was yesterday so ....
  6:40pm
p_glow:

eww is andy a zionist? ceasefire in gaza
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-жеи:

The next 15 minutes is Andy wrassling with tech.. no matter what the tech task, this is how he sounds
  6:41pm
6Flush:

Down in the park with a friend called five
  6:42pm
6Flush:

That plane noise! I would go bonkers if I had to live there.
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zachary:

↳ -жеи @6:41
Ha! Poor Andy. I'm glad he knows WordStar.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ 6Flush @6:40
Did you attack Ken & Andy yesterday, "North By Northwest" style?
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melinda:

this is fun
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PMD:

Oh great you dig through garbage!
  6:43pm
p_glow:

this is geocaching on the radio
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zachary:

↳ p_glow @6:43
Ha! Amazing radio. I love the picture.
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PMD:

You should develop WFMU packing tape
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ 6Flush @6:42
It's prob in the flightpath of JFK. Most residents get used to stuff like that.
  6:43pm
6Flush:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:42
Yes, you can hear me strafing them about every 2 minutes or so
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Deano de los Muertos:

someone commenting during Garbage Time yesterday “Men will literally dig through the trash, but not go to therapy”
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
-жеи:

"Hold on my friend. OK. Here we go. Hold on. Here it is. OK. Hold on my little friend."
Avatar 6:44pm
Bucci:

this is like an episode of that tv show Monk! 🔍
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:44pm
zachary:

↳ Bucci @6:44
You'll see it in the next Monk movie!
Avatar 🚂 6:45pm
I.M.Pufnstuff:

7SD went from an exciting episode to the most boring radio ever of two old guys digging through trash in Prospect Park.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ 6Flush @6:43
Nice work 👍
I hear you coming up again...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
dale:

i think you're close to the quaker cemetery where actor montgomery clift is buried.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ Bucci @6:44
They boys coulda used you on this caper
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Bucci @6:44
Mysteries are REAL, man!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
PMD:

Maybe they will also find a piece of a body.
Avatar 6:45pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ 6Flush @6:42
I grew up under the JFK Airport approach and though I usually have an autist's sensitivity to loud noises, I was used to it. I particularly remember teachers' just pausing for a minute or two awaiting the end of the noise, and even the rude kids didn't make trouble during that.
  6:45pm
Listener Robert:

This is like when I was trying to DF the pirate interfering on 91.1
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
zachary:

If you don't know how AirTags work, it's fascinating and scary:

"AirTags are small discs that can be tracked via your iPhone or iPad. Their location is not tracked by GPS, but by Bluetooth. An AirTag emits a Bluetooth signal that privately and securely connects to any device in the Find My network (that's Apple's location-tracking feature), and then its location is triangulated by its connections and sent back to your iPhone.

For instance, imagine your checked bag with an AirTag inside is being transported through an airport. The AirTag will connect to any nearby iPhones — say those in the pockets of baggage handlers — and the location will be beamed back to your iPhone in the Find My app. For those worried about privacy, all AirTags are connected to a single Apple ID, so only those logged into an Apple device with that Apple ID can actually see the location of the AirTag.

Keep in mind that AirTags can only be used by Apple device users — they're not compatible with Androids. If you're looking for a similar device for Androids, try Tile trackers."
  6:46pm
6Flush:

We need Velma to solve this case
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zachary:

I love Andy yelling and Ken not liking it.
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I.M.Pufnstuff:

↳ Song: "Ground Zero"
Must be the Porch Pirate burial mound....
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:47pm
melinda:

↳ I.M.Pufnstuff @6:47
haha
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ (((Murakami Whywolf) @6:45
Still annoying I bet, but like I supposed, people at least learn to adapt to it. Thanks for your perspective.
  6:48pm
6Flush:

Ken and Andy starting to get bad paranoia, just like real cops!
  6:48pm
Listener Robert:

I eventually figured out that pirate xmtr was in a bldg. in Parkchester at the corner of Castle Hill Ave. and Tremont Ave.
Avatar 6:48pm
cobradan:

When did WFMU turn into Fox news? This is some pro pig propaganda. Maybe next week you could have Eric Adams on. ACAB
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
nortonjutland:

looking forward to the 3rd episode...
  6:49pm
p_glow:

i knew this would end with a bum fight
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-жеи:

↳ cobradan @6:48
Hold yer horses cobradan, at the end of the episode, we beat a cop to a pulp. Youre gonna love it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ zachary @6:46
Interesting, but once you reach a certain age…you start to lose the desire of privacy whether it’s a good thing or not.
  6:51pm
The thief:

Colder!
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coelacanth∅:

the thief would have opened the box. and thrown away the tracking device; so it may not be a box it's tracking.
...i gotta get back to work. please hurry and find the box soon
  6:51pm
Listener Robert:

That was about 25 years ago, and I was using a pocket portable radio with whip antenna to direction find.
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PMD:

Yeah I was just going to say that Apple Air Tags must suck
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:46
That's similar to those COVID proximity notifications - your phone emits a unique code to the other phones around you - you never know the others' names or locations, but it will tell you if your code was received by someone who reported a COVID case.

It should be extremely difficult to hack into others' Apple IDs passing through your phone and see when their AirTag is nearby, but is it possible? Maybe.
Avatar 6:52pm
(((Murakami Whywolf):

↳ Deano de los Muertos @6:43
Plate o' shrimp.

I had never heard of that meme, then just this morning at 2a.m. I saw an image of "…Deep Space 9"'s 'Benjamin Sisko' meeting the godlike wormhole aliens (who take him on an healing journey) with the legend 'Men will go outside of linear time rather than go to therapy.'.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
dale:

if you put skin tags in the box it would have skeeved the perpetrator out.
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joe mulligan:

we use apple air tags for our cats and it all depends on other ppls phones for
  6:52pm
Listener Robert:

No, wait, it was more like 30 years, because I talked to Ken on the phone about it and didn't recognize his voice from the air because I didn't listen to him at the time.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Deano de los Muertos:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:51
I see that as a waste of time unless your immune system is extremely fragile…I worked inches from people who unfortunately and unknowingly came to work with Covid throughout the pandemic…those guys have caught it like 6 times and I never have
  6:54pm
Matt from OK:

This is one compelling hour of radio.
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nortonjutland:

you have to unload the dumpster.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Ken’s “uugh” there should be a new Wake n Bake soundbite
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
PaulRobeson1924:

Turn it sidewise & upsideown
  6:55pm
6Flush:

Apple is messing with them
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-жеи:

It was in the dumpster but the thing was buzzing with flies. I wasnt gonna dig through it for an hour of pro-pig, pro-zionist propaganda. Sorry.
Avatar 🚂 6:56pm
I.M.Pufnstuff:

My money is on Andy not bothering to go dumpster diving
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zachary:

↳ -жеи @6:55
Ha! Did Andy offer someone some money to dig in it?
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PMD:

Where's the photo?
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PMD:

Ooops scroll down
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-жеи:

↳ PMD @6:56
The photo is on the playlist, but not on the app
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
PaulRobeson1924:

Get the homeless gentlemen to help you and the lady with the stroller. Lift one side at a time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
spodiodi:

this is great radio ‼
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ -жеи @6:55
Good idea for complimentary/competing 2-hour blocks: "The Kosher Pig", followed by "Al-Donut Stomper". Weeknights on WFMU!
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zachary:

↳ Matt from Springfield @6:51
Yeah. It's wild. I remember those apps.

It would be interesting if there are logs on Apple's side that would allow them to track who is passing by what AirTags.
  6:58pm
6Flush:

The dumpster picture will be on the cover of the 1st issue of Andy's comic book.
Avatar 🚂 6:58pm
I.M.Pufnstuff:

Keith Richards is in the bottom of the dumpster waiting to leap out and say "Excuse Me!".
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Deano de los Muertos:

Let’s call it an immoral victory
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coelacanth∅:

bring the whole dumpster back to the station so you can search through it at your leisure
Avatar 6:58pm
Roberto:

Is this the first time in 7SD history that Andy wanted the show to run long?
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PaulRobeson1924:

that dumpster needs a WFMU sticker, baby
  6:58pm
Listener Robert:

You did the last bit at least in real time, to get the theme music at the right time? Wow!
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zachary:

↳ Roberto @6:58
I believe so.
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Deano de los Muertos:

↳ PaulRobeson1924 @6:58
Huge gaff if Ken didn’t bring one!
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dale:

ken - can you get andy to help you snake out a toilet line in the station next week?
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zachary:

Thanks Ken! Thanks Andy! Amazing radio!

Even Bucci was here!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
Matt from Springfield:

↳ coelacanth∅ @6:58
Disassemble and search through it at the old 9/11 sorting site on Staten Island...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:59pm
spodiodi:

thank you Ken and Andy!
  6:59pm
morphe':

Well done fellas ...
it is clearly in the dumpster ...??
or not??
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ zachary @6:59
Strangely compelling radio - I liked it!

THANKS Ken & Andy & Dumpsters & Thieves! Have a good night, everyone!
  7:01pm
Listener Robert:

If I could clicky-star that photo, I would.
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Matt from Springfield:

↳ Listener Robert @7:01
You CAN! Click on the Star in the lower-right corner! 😊
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KevinfromBayRidge:

Great show! I guess we couldn't get Andy to dumpster dive?
  12:06pm
Ray:

Don McLean found dumpster diving w/o a net
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