WFMU: Grandma Phyllis: Playlist from April 1, 2009

Listener comments!
	9:01am Mark: Hello Grandma Phyliss! How are you?
	9:01am annie: hi mom!!
	9:01am Vicki: morning Grandma Phyllis!
	9:01am Lizardner Dave: Good morning Grandma Phyllis and everyone!
	9:02am annie: grandma, you klnow how to operate the comments box!!! wow.
	9:02am gecko: Help! Trapped in a time warp - sounds like Nachum's show.Except more heimish.
	9:02am listener mark: you're not Ken where's Ken?
	9:03am annie: ken and larry went to seattle
	9:04am Parq: Phyl -- can I call you Phyl? -- I think I speak for all the regulars when I say that this is a great pleasure and honor. Hi, also, to whoever is operating the buttons and dials.
	9:04am Larry: This is not Ken. Where is Ken.
	9:05am Mark: It's all my fault!
	9:05am still b/p: Make us cookies and cut us more slack than the folks!!
	9:05am Lizarder Dave: I thought Ken was hanging with Dong Sun in Portland?
	9:05am Negator: You have a sexy voice Phyllis! Yeah, baby....
	9:06am JJZ: Ah, today's Amazon MP3 special is pretty compelling. William Shatner's Transformed Man for 99 cents.
	9:06am Cecile: Hi Grandma Phyllis. I didn't buy you though.
	9:06am listener mark: we like Ken bring back Ken we want Ken we want Ken we want Ken we want Ken we want Ken we want Ken
	9:06am Mark: How is Murray, your first husband doing Phyllis?
	9:06am Cecile: JJZ, I gotta get that.
	9:07am John from Oslo: It is Ken... http://tinyurl.com/dekegk
	9:07am Cecile: I know it's Ken. Ken's unseen hand is everywhere.
	9:08am Mark: Oh everyone wants you-ish Phyl
	9:08am Cecile: Grandma Phyllis, have you tried J-date? srsly. My friend met a real prince on there.
	9:09am Mojo Nixon: Ken isn't everywhere, Elvis is everywhere!
	9:09am Ghengis Jung: I love you Grandma Phyllis.
	9:09am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: I Love Grandma Phyllis, she makes the best fig pudding.
	9:09am Negator: I'd give you a whirl, Phyllis, but I live far away.
	9:10am Parq: Who's "Nick"? Doesn't sound like Bard.
	9:10am gun-toting grandma: music please
	9:10am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: And the best Oatmeal Banana cookies too.
	9:11am Mark: Hey I go by the Cleary School for the Deaf all the time
	9:11am dei x: If she was capable of killing her parents, she obviously killed Ken. If you meet the buddah, you must kill the buddah to truly walk in Mu......sic
	9:11am AnAnonymousParty: Hi y'all, wow is is 4/1 already?
	9:12am gecko: How about a recipe for fig pudding. (For the hard of hearing: HOW ABOUT A RECIPE FOR FIG PUDDING??!!)
	9:12am Mark: thanks for the buzzkill AnAnonymousParty
	9:12am paul: looking forward to andy breckman's GO TO HELL!
	9:13am Parq: And Phyl (nobody said I couldn't call her Phyl), somebody's gotta say it so I might as well get it out of the way -- what about Wegmans?
	9:14am Cecile: I'm a shiksha, but I know from gribenes.
	9:14am Don: Ken made the tough move, but the right move. I used to listen to Grandma Phyllis's "Post-War Levittown Big Band Hour" on the old WINS. Amazing her voice hasn't changed that much!
	9:14am Cecile: and chopped liver!
	9:14am Lysergic Poutine: OMGWTFLOL Ken. YOU. WILL. ATONE.
	9:15am Ike: You're not KFJC. Where's KFJC? We want KFJC.
	9:15am Double J: I'm looking forward to Sam Raimi's DRAG ME TO HELL
	9:15am still b/p: Post your picture to the playlist, please, Grandma Phyllis. Be my multi-media Bubbie.
	9:16am listener mark: I want to complain. You people are a complete disappointment. They don't sell proper biscuits in this neighborhood. no ginger pops, no sugar creams
	9:16am Lizardner Dave: HOW ABOUT WEGMANS??????
	9:16am Lysergic Poutine: Yum, Kippers!
	9:17am Negator: I'll get you for this, Ken! This is not a joke anymore....... You've gone too far!
	9:17am Mark: Wow!
	9:18am Mooose: Grandma Phyllis is magic!
	9:18am Lysergic Poutine: I've seen this happen in other people's lives, and now it's happening in mine!
	9:18am Dei x: Grandma Phyllis don't need no stinkin cawl screenah! This is a great education for shiksha grams like me in protestant NH.
	9:19am still b/p: - "yum, kippers" - Purim shot!
	9:19am Ellis: It's like being locked in a nursing home... or reading Duplex Planet!
	9:19am Negator: All slept on her Murphy bed? Is that what she calls it? Why not her Murray bed?
	9:19am Mark: WOW WOW!! that's a double wow!
	9:19am Cecile: travelled like gossip wildfire!
	9:20am Lizardner Dave: It's like Jean Shepherd, but it's a woman from New York instead of a guy from Indiana. Oh, and without Shep's deeply held bitterness.
	9:20am Murray: Band meeting!
	9:20am Lysergic Poutine: ...or a Mory bed!
	9:20am JCityJensen: Morning Grandma Phyllis - ask ken what happened to the chainsaw!
	9:21am Lysergic Poutine: Moishe Bed?
	9:21am Cecile: Grandma Phyllis, who's your favorite LES noise band of the 80s?
	9:21am Bob: I envy the deaf student
	9:22am annie: this is kvetching? where is the nasal whiny voice?
	9:22am Bob: And speaking of Deaf...
	9:22am Cecile: I like grandma phyllis.
	9:23am Negator: Phyllis, have you ever been in a threesome? Slept with a Tranny?
	9:23am dei x: How to dominate the sidewalk; walk with your left arm and leg swinging at the same time, instead of left arm-right leg... it's a non verbal signal to steer clear. Also, tuck one pant leg in to your sock. Up to top-calf.
	9:23am Parq: It's a little like the old WNYC's daytime programming.
	9:23am Andy B: Mark: If you don't like Grandma Phyllis, you can GO TO HELL!
	9:23am still b/p: After this, can you play Sarah Jackman by Allan Sherman?
	9:23am dale: Happy April Fools Day, Grandma Phyllis! Is there a regular slot or webcast in your future?
	9:23am listener mark: Play Pachelbel: Canon in D
	9:23am murray: still b/p? Annie? Lizardner Dave? the rest of you lot? I need you all to say "present"
	9:24am Ange: Call Grandma Phyllis with kvetches! 201 209 9368!!
	9:24am Joe: This is vastly superior to last year's "fools". Vastly superior indeed.
	9:24am Mark: present for a little while longer
	9:25am PMD: aw, I'm sorry I'm coming in late. what did I miss?? juicy gossip from Grandma Phyllis?
	9:25am still b/p: Why...is this Murray the cop who plays cards at Oscar's place?
	9:25am annie: present!
	9:26am murray: That's a good lad, Mark! You should take him as an ixample. No, still, I manage a combo called Flight of the Conchords. And we have band meetings in my office at the NZ Consulate.
	9:26am annie: sorry; last year's ruled!!!
	9:26am listener mark: Ken you mental bastard!! We will get you for this!!! If we have to burn down the city we will find you!!
	9:26am annie: hey phyl might get the comments record!!!
	9:26am gecko: If she plays the Pachelbel canon, there will be blood.
	9:27am murray: And don't pout, b/p. Not in front of the map.
	9:27am Joe: But what IS the comments record?
	9:27am Lizardner Dave: Still present and enjoying it. Can't call in 'cause I'm supposed to be working.
	9:27am Bon Scott: If you want blood, you've got it.
	9:28am murray: Oh, good! good, Lizardner Dave. So, good news and bad news. Good news first. Your biscuits came in from the NZ government. Bad news. Still no gigs.
	9:29am annie: commenst record must be over 300 by now? i forget. where is the comments counter when you want them, huh?
	9:30am PodSean: Heave Ho!
	9:30am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: Sam Raimi SUCKS
	9:31am Cecile: What? Army of Darkness ruled. Hail to the King , baby!
	9:31am PMD: so, we're kvetching?
	9:32am annie: city life PMD kvetching and maybe get phyl her own comments record!?
	9:33am Cecile: oh, G-d, this his heartbreaking, April Fools joke or not.
	9:34am annie: Kampus Kvetching Koncert
	9:34am Cecile: Phyll, bass = promouned BASE. BASS is what I catch with my dad, and what Napoleon Dynamite gives as a love offering.
	9:35am Joe: They should've called it MEDIEVAL DEAD
	9:35am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: Are you serious, Army of Darkness is GARBAGE
	9:35am Robyn Hitchcock: Ba -a- a- a- sss.
	9:36am Negator: So what happened after the show, Phyllis?
	9:37am still b/p: Grandma's gone all Krampus on us.
	9:37am PMD: Andy shoudl call in - that gets Grandma Phyllis going...
	9:37am Cecile: Freddy, we will have to agree to disagree in a civilized way on that one. Especially since you are the one with the plumbing wrenches
	9:37am Lysergic Poutine: This show's really going to sheol!
	9:37am John from Oslo: Hmmm strange, I was just thinking of Dr. Ruth
	9:38am jan: are you Ken's Grandma? If so you should be proud! Such a good boy.
	9:38am Mark: Dr Ruth was a sniper
	9:39am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: Cecile, ok
	9:39am Parq: Mrs. Beethoven says, "Don't you realize that I'm your inspiration?" "You, inspire me!", Beethoven replies, "Don't make me laugh! Hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaah, hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaaah!"
	9:39am nEGATOR: Now I know why Ken had her on! Ken you whore!
	9:40am Cecile: jaw drops this is amazing.
	9:40am bw: listening with grandkid .. wow ken what did you do??
	9:40am John from Oslo: Army of Darkness is a great movie. Remember the Boomstick (or as Grandma Phyllis would call it; Boomshtick...
	9:42am Cecile: I know!
	9:42am Negator: I think my sperm have died.....
	9:43am John from Oslo: a meth fan?!
	9:44am annie: this is very cruel.... very cruel.. are you mrs ken??
	9:45am John from Oslo: A gruesome April first indeed
	9:46am Lysergic Poutine: The Nazis never happened!
	9:47am PMD: Seriously. Maybe I'll go the holocaust museum today to cheer up.
	9:47am Unclear on the concept: So what is she saying, that Hitler's Germany was a bad thing?
	9:47am Lysergic Poutine: There's one in my town!
	9:48am Negator: Do we know how Hitler tied his shoes?
	9:48am Lysergic Poutine: I see, she's turning up the bitterness. Can't we swing in a more "Art Bell" direction?
	9:48am dei x: Humans are such an odd species, what we are capable of doing to each other... anyone got an ETA on the next space borne slab?
	9:49am Lysergic Poutine: We'll be waiting just a lifetime.
	9:49am annie: this is worse than the altered voicebox stuff...
	9:49am Lizardner Dave: @Negator: In little knotsies?
	9:49am Mark: no, how did Hitler tie his shoes? (don't make me sorry I asked)
	9:50am Negator: That's right: Little Nazis! You win!
	9:52am John from Oslo: Corn Chorissa
	9:52am listener mark: We need a happy song, The sun on the meadow is summery warm The stag in the forest runs free But gathered together to greet the storm Tomorrow belongs to me
	9:52am PMD: I love hearing Grandma say 'gig'
	9:52am Lysergic Poutine: Oy, she's threatening us with 3 hours of this?
	9:52am murray: I did, however, get Grandma Phyllis a gig.
	9:53am Negator: No sense in requesting any Wagner up in that piece, eh?
	9:54am Joe: Wagner yo. Whatup dun.
	9:54am annie: two hours ten minutes left. if texas scott can struggle though this, then HE WINS!!
	9:54am Cecile: Oh, thanks, Nick.
	9:54am Howie58: About Wagner-it is better than it sounds.
	9:55am PMD: Am I a sicko just because I liked the tying shoes joke?
	9:55am Lizardner Dave: When are we going to hear some stories about the good Nazis, like Tom Cruise in that movie?
	9:56am fishmonkeystew: Hmmm, this sounds like a bit more than was expected, no?
	9:56am annie: PMD, i was rotflmao!!!
	9:56am gecko: Uh - Mendelssohn was born, raised, and died Protestant. His father was jewish but converted. The Nazis classified things racially, but they don't always set the best example for us to follow.
	9:57am Negator: The sad thing is that Little Nazis joke is the only one I know. I learned it at the age of 6.
	9:57am JJZ: The music is nice.
	9:58am annie: i wonder how long til they forget to turn the mike off and we get to hear them talk about the little bastards making commnets.
	9:58am Nick (Phyllis' sidekick): I thought about dressing as Tom Cruise for Halloween. That way, I could be like, "what?! I'm a GOOD Nazi."
	9:59am annie: and parade around with prince william
	10:00am Nick: BTW, I'm reading all of these comments to Phyllis.
	10:02am Cecile: how is she taking them?
	10:03am Nick: Not so well with the tranny one...
	10:03am Negator: Bye, Grandma!
	10:03am Tom: Phyllis, What was the first rock concert that you ever attended?
	10:03am dei x: I look forward to the body of work that will come from the Somali and Bosnian refugees, not to mention the other survivors of broad cultural traumas. Too bad great art can only change a few.
	10:05am Cecile: I'm going to say it again. J-date
	10:06am PMD: Grandma, though the entire Nachum crowd is listening and is your likely source for a date, I think you scared them off with the April Fool's joke. Maybe if you prove you can cook kosher??
	10:07am PMD: annie, glad I could oblige.
	10:07am still b/p: Maybe the best date-appropriate response would've been a seamless unspoken conspiracy among all commenters: no recognition whatsoever of any difference in the show. "Man, my buttered waffle rocked this morning. And, hey, great set, Ken. Stooges, please."
	10:08am Vernon: Did I fall for an April Fool's Joke, or is the Do or DIY show not happening today?
	10:08am dragonflyshards: I have a Snit...Runs great!
	10:09am Nick: Yo, call you pussies: 201 209 9368
	10:09am dc pät: grandma phyllis rocks
	10:09am Pearlÿ Sweets: Wednesdays get better all the time. I love the new schedule! Grandma Phyllis and the Aunts at 12. Who needs the Kens!?
	10:09am Negator: Roll us a rag, Grandma!
	10:09am PMD: were there mosh pits at her classical concerts?
	10:10am dc pät: Does grandma phyllis like Henryk Górecki?
	10:10am PodSean: Grandma, Favorite cryptid? explain.
	10:10am Cecile: b/p Ray Manzarek: I want to see Morrison dead! is that what you mean?
	10:11am annie obama: this is soo off topic... i just got an official post from FB telling me that barack obama has found out that i am his cousin!! woohoo!!!
	10:11am dragonflyshards: but i have nothing to kvetch about. (spelling?)..Life's great!.Livin th dream.
	10:12am steve: Hi Grandma, don't forget there has been a little catch up going on in the Gaza strip recently. Perhaps you could extend your charity to help Gaza Palestinians rebuild their lives?
	10:12am Vernon Obama: @annie obama- Cousin!!! I'm related to him too!
	10:12am Nick: If you posted a question for Grandma Phyllis, you should call in with it
	10:13am Pearlÿ Obama: Me too!
	10:13am annie: i'll have to tell my kenyan uncle. he'll be trilled.. or not.!
	10:13am Fake Budgie: You call this FOOD?
	10:13am dc obämä: aren't we all...
	10:14am annie: see that is the "funny" uncle who will be trilled.
	10:14am Mark: In a sense aren't we all brothers and sister?
	10:15am still b/p: Exactly, Cecile and FB. On the turbo-normal tip. Operation Cupcake Dog. Nyah-nyah, Nana!
	10:15am dragonflysh: Steve-true...Palestinians have much to kvetch about.
	10:15am Thelma: Au Fond de Temple Saint from Bizet's Pecheurs de Perles is an April Fool's joke for Ken's Show, but you indies rock guys should sit up and listen for a change. If you can't dig this there is something wrong with your soul . Ask Kenny G.
	10:15am John from Oslo: Obama found boogers under the table in the oval office
	10:15am Real Budgie: Guys! Come on. Not cool.
	10:16am Mark: who else isn't listening to the show any more, just commenting on the message board?
	10:17am annie: see i'd like a good budgie booger on rye.
	10:17am Cecile: I'm listening. And I love opera.
	10:17am annie: what else do we have to do mark?
	10:17am John from Oslo: I'm listening to Shockabilly (Earth vs. Shockabilly)
	10:17am Nick: Thanks, Cecile!
	10:18am lolcat: aria ready to party?
	10:18am Cecile: Colosseum is better, John. One of the great Lps of the 80s
	10:18am annie: with you there cecile, i love opera..
	10:18am Mark: cool, Shockabilly is great
	10:18am Tom: Phyllis, when was the first time you heard WFMU?
	10:19am dc pät: that Gorecki question was serious dammit. That's it, I'm off the comments for good!
	10:19am Carmina: Burana Obama thinks so, too.
	10:19am KUMAfromjapan: Donizetti, i love this song
	10:20am Nick: Pat, call in with the question! 201 209 9368
	10:20am Doug from DC: Last year they traded feeds with a station on the west coast. So is some classical station somewhere streaming Ken's show?
	10:20am Mark: my favorite is Shockabilly Heaven
	10:21am Jim: I can't hear this aria any more without thinking of that weak Woody Allen movie "Match Point."
	10:21am annie: the bronx opera trounced through our burg last week. there was an amazing baritone among them.
	10:21am dc pät: I like "How can you kill me when I'm already dead-aaaawwww" off that crazy Eugene Chadbourne album.
	10:21am dragonfrytards: Phyllis,you rock!.i just litterally went to get a paper with th name of THIS PIECE on it,to ask you to play it! AND ITS THE ONLY OPERA PIECE I LOVE !...(but that last one was good)
	10:22am Mark: that's from Shockabilly Heaven
	10:22am annie: dc pat- promises promises
	10:23am Cecile: Yes, Heaven. that's got Hendrix buried in Tacoma on it, doesn't it?
	10:23am John from Oslo: Yeah, Mark! I like Colosseum. And , also LSDC&W by Eugene Chadbourne : )
	10:24am dc pät: well the reason I ask about Gorecki is his 3rd symphony has a holocaust theme and is really amazing....it has singing too. OK that's it, no more comments. Besides, gotta watch soccer today: Ireland just beat Italy 1-0!!
	10:24am Pearlÿ Sweets: Today is my Friday! Vacation tomorrow! Hoooray!
	10:24am G: Someone about 100 comments back asked about the comments record. Wasn't it that AIG comments show in Ken's old time slot (LOL) a couple of weeks back? If memory serves, Ken posted the total as 486 at the end. That's 162/hour, close to 3/minute. The last hour was the killer, though, with all the AIG jokes. If you want a record, accelerate insanely. :-P
	10:25am annie: do we get to vote on the best kvetch?
	10:25am Mark: yup Hendrix Buried in Tacoma is on Shockabilly Heaven
	10:26am Cecile: I think someone should do Hendrix Buried in Tacoma at the next Hoof and Mouth
	10:26am G: She's actually about as engaging as most classical station announcers :-P
	10:26am annie: dc pat it is one of my favorite pieces.. so moving..
	10:26am dave in vermont: Finally, some class in this joint.
	10:26am anna: terme di caracalla
	10:26am John from Oslo: Corn Weenie Humppa Dog Whore AIG Disney
	10:28am Cecile: cupcake dog jim morrison budgie marr-a-thon
	10:28am some fool: This is supposed to be funny, but disappointingly falls flat: http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/AB
	10:28am annie: hey phyl, i hear you fall out of charcter now and then, get with it. you an aging jewess or fading broadway actress?
	10:28am annie: was that mean>?
	10:29am G: annie, are those two mutually exclusive?
	10:29am Pearlÿ Sweets: Got any Spike Jonze? He's from the 40's...
	10:30am G: what a great version of "atcheson etc."
	10:30am jojo: Irwin, this is your best new DJ personality/alter ego since you invented that Bill Kelly guy...
	10:31am G: a good segue would be "the wells fargo wagon" or "everything's up to date in kansas city" (ducks)
	10:31am Jim: Tex Beneke?
	10:33am G: "date you"? does anyone date you at your age?
	10:34am Pearlÿ Sweets: Oh.. I thought she was talking about Andy.
	10:34am Budgie: rimshot
	10:34am annie: hey what about the old codger!! we could hook them up!
	10:35am G: speaking of dating, phyl: http://shaindy.com/
	10:36am Parq: Annie's right -- the OC really goes for those sassy younger women.
	10:36am Cecile: I like BUTTAH!
	10:36am Nick: G, she's not married anymore!
	10:37am dei x: ...carbon...
	10:37am G: now we're doing WOR daytime programming...
	10:37am annie: olive oil and real butter!!
	10:37am steve: saute - straight up the chimney
	10:37am dc pät: right you are annie
	10:38am dc pät: just use butter
	10:38am annie: saute the heck... i love it.. oh and toasted sesame oil and garlic....
	10:38am stingy d: what the hell is going on?
	10:38am dc pät: oh kosher, so THAT's why you use margarine.
	10:39am G: mmm, more elderly throat clearing please. i am on a diet, and it's helping
	10:39am Parq: My father was Irish, but he knew a lot of yiddish and told the best Jewish jokes.
	10:39am dc pät: what ever do you mean stingy?
	10:39am G: if he was observing, would he date you?
	10:40am Cecile: hey, stingy, how did your sandwich go?
	10:41am Mark: "now we're doing WOR daytime programming", which helps explains why John in Oslo is litening Shockabilly
	10:41am annie: she cracks her up... wonder if she's gonna last til the end of the show
	10:41am Parq: Morning, D! D, meet Phyl. Phyl, D. Have you got a nice older male relative, D? Someone in need of a hot date?
	10:41am steve: Life is good? - Not a Madoff invester then?
	10:41am Mooose: I think that Grandma Phyllis should find her man from the WEST side!
	10:42am annie: we scared off texas scott...
	10:42am John from Oslo: Un poisson d’avril est une plaisanterie, voire un canular, que l’on fait le 1er avril à ses connaissances ou à ses amis.
	10:42am Cecile: stop showing off, john. ;D
	10:43am stingy d: my sandwich went very well. prosciutto, speck, sopressata, quickly cooked in a pan, cheddar, gouda, mustard on a baguette baked in the oven for a few minutes. served with homemade potato chips (salt, pepper, roemary).
	10:43am dei x: Ya like the jazz? I got a 70 something father in law soon visiting NH from FL. He likes dancing, lobster, he's in good physical health, has all his hair, everything there & working. Not Jewish and currently depressed. Everything else in stock is in the 35-50 range.
	10:43am dc pät: Did you guys ever hear that joke about the jewish kid having trouble learning math?
	10:43am Nick: dei x: call! 201 209 9368
	10:43am Cecile: oh, nice, stinge!
	10:43am Pearlÿ Sweets: So... no chance for "Clink! Clink! Another Drink"?
	10:44am stingy d: i don't really have any relatives. that are older than me. one aunt/uncle and my parents. thats it.
	10:44am John from Oslo: Well, Cecile - I must admit I copy/pasted it from Wikipedia...
	10:44am I Donated to WFMU for This?: Isn't JM in AM enough? Please play some music or I am going to have to start drinking before noon.
	10:44am Mark: oh you can say it in english John from Oslo everyone knows this is an April Fools joke
	10:44am steve: Is this rambling?
	10:45am dc pät: ...his parents finally sent him to to a tutor at a Catholic school and he improved greatly. His parents asked him what happened. He said "well I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign above the door and I knew they meant business."
	10:45am G: annie, my understanding is that after a number of recent incidents one or more dj's mentioned that their comments boards were being ruined by troll stuff, and TS may or may not be posting any more. Haven't spotted him in comments since the last bad incident Sunday evening, when two shows in a row turned off the comments function.
	10:45am annie: and such a son-in-law, as no one ever saw. the tailor mottel kamzoil.... ( sorry about the misspelling)
	10:46am Pearlÿ Sweets: Steve, that's a question for Jones and X-Ray
	10:46am Cal: who is in studio with Grandma Phyllis?
	10:46am John from Oslo: I want the recipe for Gefilte fish - It would go great together with the French "poisson d'avril" (April Fish)
	10:46am annie: hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm g.
	10:47am Cecile: hey, dei, you're a lady! Kewl!
	10:47am Pearlÿ Sweets: And he loves Gabber.
	10:47am G: mhm, fwiw, annie...
	10:48am jojo: way less music, this is more like sharpling than nalchom
	10:48am dc pät: ok this is getting to serious for a joke....
	10:50am Nick: Jojo, you're right, this is EXACTLY like the Best Show.
	10:50am annie: see i have the same feeling about sharpling, but he's not shouting about getting off his phone! this is very reminiscent of TBS
	10:50am Carmichael: I give up trying to read the comments list. Someone sped up the refresh rate, and it keeps moving on me. Good morning, everyone. I'm normally not good with the April Fool's shenanigans, so just kiss my fat ass, generally speaking.
	10:50am Cecile: hey, being remembered as a DJ is a fine legacy.
	10:51am Cecile: hey, carm, hang around
	10:51am Carmichael: This is more like Manzarek than Sharpling.
	10:51am G: Scharpling reference reminds me: Proposed title: "The Worst Show on WFMU" Could reuse Tom's theme music with redubbed lyrics
	10:51am Cynnkitty: Grandma Phyllis is a great lady. And that is no joke. She could probably teach us all a thing or two.
	10:52am Cecile: ITA, Cynn.
	10:52am stingy d: that's low carmichael
	10:52am John from Oslo: I think Phyllis has a wonderful radio voice - I want more food recipes!
	10:52am G.: Carm, hit "pause update" at top of comments, then hit it again when done reading...
	10:52am Cecile: she's way nicer than manzarek, and I'm sure she doesn't want to see Morrison dead.
	10:52am Mark: this is more like Ambein Cr than anything
	10:53am annie: i think she chose jewish so she could spit at everyone everytime she tawks.
	10:53am Cecile: Oh, hey!!!! What about a matchmaker? I'm totally serious here.
	10:54am Carmichael: You're full of grilled cheese, Stingy. It's warped the comprehension zone of your brain.
	10:54am Nick: Cecile, who'd you have in mind?
	10:54am annie: i'm gonna hook her up with that italian stud with the turtle neck..
	10:55am dc pät: funny I had a dream last night that I met Morrison and he didn't look much older. He was making a movie. I also had a scary-assed dream about Ken Freedman. Man I gotta get some better material.
	10:55am Samir: "You ain't got no sex appeal" just made me do that thing where you spit out a drink in disbelief.
	10:56am John from Oslo: Cecile, you're a hoot!
	10:56am stingy d: if this dame can grill cheese i'll take her out with some of my fuggin friends any day.
	10:58am Cecile: I don't know. There are still good matchmakers out there. I watch the reality TV. I totally know about this. annie, go for it! John, why is it that when I'm serious, I get the most yuks?
	10:58am Cecile: I washed a lot of cloth diapers. I had baby sisters. I feel her.
	10:59am DW: April Fool's Day = annoying.
	11:01am still b/p: AFD = AIG -- we all bear the burden.
	11:01am John from Oslo: We had cloth diapers for our boy, for 5 months. No sweat! Just the folding was annoying..
	11:02am Cecile: aw, phyll. You are lucky to have had two great loves, though.
	11:02am G: who needs music when her voice is so melodious...
	11:02am stingy d: there ya go. i was actually beging for a music update a little bit. how about some king pleasure next?
	11:02am still b/p: Atchison, Topeka and the Deja Vu.
	11:03am G: still, this song makes a nice segue from the last one.
	11:03am stingy d: or kay keiser, he has a jewy sounding name alright.
	11:05am dc pät: I really really really freakin love this kind of music. How about Richard Hell, or the Ramones or Henry Rollins?
	11:05am Pearlÿ Sweets: They should just keep this jam going... maybe mix it up with some... Spike Jones?
	11:06am Cecile: cocktails for two, boing!
	11:06am G: is this so you can now pretend to be a public radio station, and hold another fundraising period for that new entity?
	11:07am Parq: My kid had disposable diapers and store-bought baby food. I'm so ashamed.
	11:07am G: speaking of waterboarding, is this show permissible under the geneva convention?
	11:08am steve: God came to the rescue
	11:09am dc pät: we tried cloth diapers on my second kid one day and he pooped 6 times that day...that was it for non-disposable..
	11:09am G: the scariest word on this page? First, as in First Program
	11:09am Ken: Greeting everybody! How is Grandma Phyllis doing? I am reading but not listening. I do agree that the Holocaust was BAD. Comment record is 430.
	11:10am Joe: It's brilliant. Sheer unadulterated brilliance.
	11:10am G: two words: Audio Holocaust
	11:10am Sean Daily: Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo! Grandma Phyllis! Yay! Please don't tell me this is an April Fool's joke!
	11:10am annie: i'm getting used to it ken, you can stay away now....
	11:10am dei x: When I tell my frere in law about Gran'ma Phyllis, the first thing he'll ask is "does she speak French?"
	11:11am Ken: I hope to come back to the schedule in October. Looks like I will be in Seattle for a few months at least.
	11:11am G: "I am reading but not listening." good method...
	11:11am John from Oslo: For You Cecile: Clink, clink, another drink Plenty in the cellar when it's gone. Drink, drink, the glasses clink Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking. Clang, clang, who cares a dang? What's the difference when you're on a spree? Over the teeth, behind the gums, Look out stomach here she comes Hi! Have another drink on me. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Trinkle, trinkle, trinkle, trinkle. Slice of cheese and bite of pickle Doesn't even cost a nickel Now to wash it down. Clink, clink, no more to drink I had a cellar full, but now it's gone. Drink, drink, the glasses clink Like the anvil chorus and my head is splitting, Uh, brinking, uh, busting. Oh brother! Oh, ow, what'll I do now Pink elephants running after me. Oh, that stuff is smooth as silk From now on I'll stick to milk. Nothing else to drink for me.
	11:12am Pearlÿ Sweets: But not for me, John? NOT FOR ME?! Cecile gets all of the love.
	11:12am Parq: I am reading, but not really listening. Damn workload. Ken, she's kicking kiester.
	11:12am anon: Ken: "I hope to come back to the schedule in October. Looks like I will be in Seattle for a few months at least." WHAT?!!
	11:13am G: is there a ritual for performing circumcision on a show?
	11:13am Mark: Say hey if you're reading and not listening. Hey
	11:13am Ken: It does look like Grandma Phyllis may set the comments record. She is already up to 345 and there's 45 minutes to go!
	11:14am dei x: oh Ken, we'll miss you so. Make sure your samples of hollers and whatnot are available to the other DJs!
	11:14am Sean Daily: That one particular organ has caused more problems in history than any other.
	11:14am Ken: I love you Cecile!
	11:14am Parq: And Ken, when you make it down to Portland, say Hi to Georgia and family from all of her listening-audience aunts and uncles.
	11:15am Cecile: I love you too, Ken!
	11:15am Pearlÿ Sweets: DAMN YOU CECILE! DAMN YOU FOR TAKING ALL OF THE LOVE AND LEAVING NONE FOR THE REST OF US! I mean... what am I are suppose to do now?
	11:16am stingy d: this block of time breaks the comment record every week.
	11:16am G: vehicle time for me, meaning i have to do that quaint obsolescent "radio listening thing" for a few hours -- good luck, my esteemed co-whiners...
	11:16am Cecile: Pearly, I give you some of my love
	11:16am John from Oslo: I will certainly not contribute to any comment breaking record!
	11:16am Pearlÿ Sweets: okay... I feel a little bit better now.
	11:17am John from Oslo: I mean it!
	11:17am Harvey: Yeah, me neither
	11:17am G: stingy, maybe FMU listeners don't wake up and find the computer till near 11am... bfn
	11:18am dc pät: I'm with you JfO, this is my last comment.
	11:18am Cecile: now, Pearly, what do you think about Sylvester (the disco diva, not the cartoon cat)
	11:18am Mark: I won't contribute to any comment record breaking either
	11:18am Cecile: you said that before dcp
	11:18am G.: she's in Yentaville, LI
	11:18am Mark: Nope
	11:19am Mark: Not
	11:19am Ken: Yes, it really hurts my feeling that Grandma Phyllis is going to break my comments record. That sucks. What am I, chopped liver?
	11:19am Nick: Keep those comments coming... got a question for grandma phyllis?
	11:19am Mark: at
	11:19am Lizardner Dave: Go Phyllis! Go for the comment record!
	11:19am dc pät: I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!
	11:19am Pearlÿ Sweets: I find that 90% of Sylvester's album is high-quality disco machine!
	11:19am Mark: all
	11:20am G: traife chopped liver, even
	11:20am Cecile: thanks, Pearly, that made me feel mighty real.
	11:21am John from Oslo: o h l o o k h e r e , y o u h a v e t o s c r o l l d o w n t o g e t t o t h e n e x t c o m m e n t
	11:21am G: i would have expected pachelbel's canon from the likes of her. seriously, g2g
	11:21am Cecile: swans down staircase in sequined caftan
	11:21am Joe: Granny P, you should play the "sad hulk walking away music" after this piece.
	11:22am Vicki: is that the title?
	11:23am Mark: So what did everyone have for breakfast today?
	11:23am Bas, NL: Wow! Just turned the comments on... it's busy here!!! Nice quiet show by the way, Grandma Phyllis! Best regards from The Netherlands, Bas
	11:23am dragonflyshards: classical,and especially opera are not my favorite "genres",but Phyllis has GREAT taste in both.
	11:23am G: sounds like the music they played during brezhnev's funeral. did the old bag croak finally?
	11:23am Joe: I believe so. But I'm only casually familiar with Ferrigno's late period.
	11:23am Cecile: I had the Mcdonald's #1 combo with a medium coffee, two cream.
	11:24am Nick: @ Bas: Hup Holland Hup!
	11:24am John from Oslo: Well Mark, boogers in the elevator - thats my staple diet
	11:24am annie: leftover curried chicken and potatoes with three duck eggs. hhmmm ..
	11:24am Aunty Pat & Aunty Ellen: We are really enjoying your show and are looking forward to spinning some discs in half an hour -x-
	11:24am Steve: Yet more Nazi music
	11:25am annie: and still savouring the espresso with sugar
	11:25am Bas, NL: Ha, ha, ha... Hi Nick ;)
	11:25am drgnfryshads: cathead soup and deer truffles
	11:26am Mark: TMI John form Oslo
	11:26am Pearlÿ Sweets: I could go for some McDonalds right now... I could go for just about any food right now. I've got the mega hungerrr.
	11:26am anniei: 'm wondering when she gonna play "death and the maiden"
	11:27am Sean Daily: Yet another comment for the Grandma Phyllis comment juggernaut.
	11:27am Cecile: The Verlaines had a great song by that title. multiple harosets. bwah.
	11:28am annie: psyche!!!
	11:28am John from Oslo: chirrosis?! Controversial RIGTH!
	11:28am Bas, NL: Eating a very dry Sultana biscuit here... Cough, cough!
	11:29am A.M.: Grandma Phyllis is a pleasant part of my morning.
	11:29am Cecile: Hey, i can get in a fierce argument about the right way to make tabouli/tabbouleh/whatever.
	11:29am PodSean: Love this station.
	11:30am stingy d: i'm gonna eat pork meats and cheeses right now ok? i'm gonna use the same dishes and everything.
	11:30am chirrosis: this show is bananas
	11:30am Ken From Hyde Park: I think I've heard Grandma Phyllis on Seven Second Delay before. What's up on 7SD tonight?
	11:30am annie: eternity will last til the next yahoo who gets the most comments. and cecile what about hummus, humus, hummous?
	11:30am Joe: I will bet anyone here 100 dollars that "What are you, CRAZY?!" ends up in Ken's mix in the near future.
	11:30am Pearlÿ Sweets: b-a-n-a-n-a-s?
	11:30am dc pät: I'm going to eat fake meat and lots of it.
	11:30am Cecile: Most people put way, way too much bulgur wheat in it. And not anywhere enough lemon. Oh, stingy. You crazy gentile.
	11:31am MQ: ok so what was that last piano sonnato (sp?) ?
	11:31am Nick: Can someone tell me the current comment tally?
	11:31am Bas, NL: Oh, yeah! Here it's late afternoon.. 5:28pm. Grandma Phyllis; you sound well in the afternoon too ;)
	11:31am Pearlÿ Sweets: I'm sure Ken had a great April Fools idea for 7SD and then Andy shot it down. As he shoots everybody down (Except on his facebook, where he is such a nice guy.)
	11:31am John from Oslo: Cecile, tabole. just let the vegetable juices be the liquid - do not add water! just squeeze lemons. use cous cous fine, not coarse bulgur
	11:31am Cecile: hummus - I pop the skins off the chickpeas, hard but worth it. LOTS of lemon. Lots of tahini. No weird crap in it like basil or tomatoes or roasted garlic.
	11:32am annie: joe, right after "more music please"
	11:32am Ken: Am I missing good soundbites? I may need to download and edit this show.
	11:32am Cecile: John I use water, but very little. For this awesome Turkish salad that's like it, I whirl up some tomatoes in the blender and let the bulgur sit in that. It has pistachios in it and is to die for.
	11:33am annie: i love hummus with tahini, garbanzoes, garlic.. s &p only no lemon...
	11:33am GP: Is this Ken's mom?
	11:33am Mark: @Pearly Sweets: http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2008/07/this-is-grandma-phyllis-who-are-yew.html
	11:33am still b/p: "..for at that time the Phyllistines had dominion over the nine-to-noon shift."
	11:33am Bas, NL: Cinnamon... iech, that's me out..
	11:33am Ken From Hyde Park: Just to up the comment count - How about them Knicks last night?
	11:34am Andy B: I will break Ken's (and Grandma Phyllis's) comments record this afternoon. Ken is not chopped liver. He's a half-eaten, room temp cheese blintz.
	11:34am Parq: This is totally like having Pegine (sp?) Fitzgerald back from beyond the pale.
	11:34am flyshards: too late,Phyllis.some meanness here.....Tabouli?-lots of lemon,olive oil,peppermint,tomato,parsley,-and some DULSE flakes-(the big ones).
	11:34am GP: Sorry, just tuning in...recipes sound good. Oh yeah, its April 1st...
	11:34am brian: Grandma Phyllis' fans are going to be so disappointed when Ken comes back!
	11:34am Pearlÿ Sweets: "I love the morning show... but then your radio station gets terrible. There is this guy who starts talking about corn penis. And I have to turn it."
	11:34am annie: gp- i thought so right away...
	11:34am Cecile: see, I have to have that tartness in there. If not lemon, wine vinegar.
	11:34am Other budgie: What about Wegmans?
	11:34am Steve: A glossery would be useful.
	11:35am stingy d: i even had a bar mitzvah, and some crazy loonies wanted me to be a rabbi... it wasn't long before i found out what marijuana was! and before you knew it i was breaking fingers so i could get painkillers. all beacuse of religion.
	11:35am Hana: i don't have a jewish drop of blood in me, but maybe try pecans instead of walnuts. loving the show!
	11:35am Cecile: really, fly? Hmmm. But the ratio of parsley to bulgur should be like 7 parts parsley to one part bulgur
	11:36am risky!: sour cream
	11:36am steve: glossary
	11:36am annie: see i love yiddish. and me being a kraut, ....
	11:36am GP: Hana, Are you in the South? We get tons of Pecans in Texas.
	11:36am dryganfryshda: p sweet=not very smart.
	11:37am Cecile: I also use red wine vinegar and lemon juice together. And scallions. me, too, ANnie. I'm mostly bohunk, with a lot of mutt.
	11:38am stingy d: i always knew far rockaway high school for my friend john allen, who was left-handed.
	11:38am Bas, NL: Sure this is really your first show Grandma?? You sound so professional!
	11:38am Aunty Pat & Aunty Ellen: We are going to break some records soon too.
	11:38am Pearlÿ Sweets: I'm not? Ugh-oh! Do me a favor and don't tell my bosses.
	11:38am stingy d: you grate on the ear, you're a natural.
	11:39am dragonflyshards: try it,Cecile.start w a little..seaweeds' great nutrition-agreed on th parsley,too.
	11:39am Willie's cousin Eva: I am choking the alligator.
	11:40am Bas, NL: I love that 'sweetheart'...
	11:40am annie: i loved sterling yates!! NYC radio was da bomb back in the 60s
	11:40am RagnarR in SF Bay: This show's funny - it's like a bunch of my NY relatives talkin'. Also, you haven't truly lived until you've met a Norwegian Yenta. Also, stay outta Madoffville!
	11:40am GP: I'd like to hear Sara Silverman host some time.
	11:41am stingy d: dragonflyshards? seaweed, nutrition.... someone is way too holistic for me. clean them dreads.
	11:41am Ken: Comment record smashed!
	11:42am dc pät: whoa! Belarus just tied the match w/ Kazakstan
	11:42am dfryshards: i'm sorry,PS-but its not corn penis,its corn weenie-and it was a hilarious chapter...maybe you were kidding,and im an idiot..but it seemed serious.
	11:42am Cecile: seaweed, just think of washing it down with rotgut sake. Then the health benefits even out
	11:42am GP: LOL Stingy: "clean them dreads" my new favorite saying.
	11:42am annie: ken you're saying that so we stop commenting.. stop that!
	11:43am Bas, NL: Seaweed's kinda nice.. just a bit too much sea-flavoured!
	11:43am Cecile: he was kidding, dfry. He had it in quotes.
	11:43am Parq: Wouldn't everyone agree that "Norwegian Yenta" would be a good name for a band?
	11:43am steve: This is all Andrea's fault.
	11:43am Sean Daily: Mazel tov, Grandma Phyllis!
	11:43am Parq: We did it! We did it!
	11:43am Cecile: yes, there is that, Bas. I try sneaking fish sauce into my Asian dishes, but my hubby always finds out.
	11:44am Cecile: hugs Parq, blows horn
	11:44am giraffe-o: Congrats, Grandma Phyllis! This show is exceptionally entertaining
	11:44am Cecile: what are we? chopped liver?
	11:45am stingy d: my favorite thing in the world is watching new wave hippies sit in front of whole foods being dirty and smoking cigarettes... hey parq explain that one!
	11:45am Parq: We did it AND I got to hug Cecile. In your FACE, Raadman!
	11:45am Bas, NL: WOOT!! WOOT!! there goes another record! Congrats Grandma Phyllis!! @Cecile: Hey.. Never tried that! Fish sauce would surely win!! (And taste great too!!)
	11:45am fishmonkeystew: I keep expecting Ken to burst on the scene, raging about his Dell.
	11:46am karao: babies!!!!!!!!! nick and ange!!! heh
	11:46am Cecile: or being a $17,000 whore
	11:47am Nick: GAAAAAH!!!!
	11:47am Sean Daily: KEEP GRANDMA PHYLLIS.
	11:47am Nick: Babies are the worst kind of STD.
	11:47am huzzah: huzzah!
	11:48am Bas, NL: Orrrr.... Maybe it IS Ken through a pitch shifter?? That would be a good April 1st!!
	11:48am Parq: How about a whore with a $17k Dell? At Walmart!
	11:48am nna: Dude, I'm getting a Dell
	11:48am dei x: Baby making is really fun to do at home, but you can always pick up the completed craft from authorized retailers.
	11:48am dc pät: now Belarus is up 2-1. Some of my wife's jewish ancestors were from Belarus so this is applicable!
	11:48am BSI: Great crapping salmoncakes! How did the comment record git broke without me? Ego in tatters! Woe! Despair!
	11:49am Bas, NL: A 'del' is kind of a whore in Dutch...
	11:50am Lady Rachael: Hello all. Contributing to the record comments.
	11:50am dc pät: 3-1 now, ok I'll stop...
	11:50am fragondlyshards: mmmm...crapping salmoncakes.
	11:50am cupcake dog: aw, BSI, cheer up!
	11:51am Pearlÿ Sweets: I forgive you dry, I was making a comment in regards to the wonderful lady that was on the phone who listens to the morning show, but changes it once the "regular" wfmu programming starts. But we should still hang out and eat grits and pizza together.
	11:51am still b/p: How do we do it? VOLUME!
	11:51am annie: boy will flora be surprised..
	11:51am Nick: Keep those comments coming. We need to secure this one for the recordbooks..
	11:51am Dutch guy: Ja, I aym getting der Dell! Ve are going to de Zeider Zea and zee what we can zee!
	11:51am stingy d: the comment record was going to get broken when ken decided to break it. probably rigth after deciding to give grandma phyllis his spot in the rotation.
	11:52am Joe: I wish Grandma Phyllis was my Grandma. Okay, maybe not, but still.
	11:52am Ange: no karao! no!! I think grandma could do this for days...
	11:53am dei x: swauf & de-bone-ur
	11:53am ?: I love you,Grandma Phyllis!!!
	11:53am Nick: Ga weg, "dutch guy."
	11:53am Bas, NL: LOL!! Hey, wanna go to the red laptop district with me Dutch Guy?
	11:54am steve: Where is my hanky?
	11:54am average listener: Grandma Phyllis is a peach.
	11:54am Cecile: dabbing eyes Awwww.
	11:54am BSI: DC Pat: jeez dude, don't remind me that "in these troubled times" we can't afford FSC or Setanta, or whatever the hell, to keep up with the world-cup qualifiers... woe! despair!
	11:54am Will: I'm wearing a dirty Mac, can I come?
	11:54am Dutch guy: Vot about der Vegmans?
	11:55am Mark: probably
	11:55am Marshall Stacks: This is like daytime WOR. I mean that in a good way.
	11:55am fishmonkeystew: Grandma Phyllis, you are a very wise woman.
	11:56am The Dirty Mac: launches into Yer Blues
	11:56am annie: oh god is she gonna cry?
	11:56am Mark: is WOR still like this in the daytime?
	11:56am Eyes Welling Up: Start to cry!!
	11:56am dragonshards: "mybad"Pearly s....i can only listen sporadically,and dont read all comments...and didnt notice your ""marks....
	11:56am Bas, NL: This show really has everyting!!
	11:57am Marshall Stacks: Last time I listened, yeah. Though now it's WWOR, right?
	11:58am still b/p: Schroeder rippin' it!!!!
	11:58am Pearlÿ Sweets: My favorite part was the uneasy tension between dei and G-ma on the air. At least I felt like there was an uneasy tension.
	11:58am Bas, NL: Everything, everything.. with an 'h'.. but we're counting, so who's counting..
	11:59am Mark: I'll go listen in the car at lunch and let you know MArshall
	11:59am Pearlÿ Sweets: I tried to win Ben Steinberg's money once.
	11:59am Parq: Amen!
	12:00pm Ange: No crying -- this is breaking my heart!
	12:00pm dflyshards: ps ido eat pizza nd grits,as well as seaweed and sake...
	12:00pm Cecile: Grandma Phyllis, don't be a stranger. ((((Grandma))))
	12:00pm dei x: I just try to be nice and not step on people. That's for later.
	12:00pm Mark: Heh Ben Steinberg
	12:00pm Will: Well done Grandma Phyllis!
	12:01pm Bas, NL: 3..2...1 0!
	12:01pm annie: i love these segways..
	12:02pm Ken: Wow! Like 550 comments!
	2:54pm Erik: I really hope this gets archived. I got back from picking up my son after school (I live in Berlin) and I refreshed the WFMU home page and I saw Grandma Phyllis' First Program. I was tempted to tune in, but it was already 2:15 into the show and I wanted to listen to it from the beginning. "I'll catch it in the archive." While I was cleaning up after supper, I thought about the show that I was missing. "That's what freeform is about!" I had glanced at the comments and had seen that almost everybody was enjoying it, which made me go "Awww... I love WFMU!" So please, please archive it!
	4:37pm mike: big woof real entertainment
	8:08pm Amy: I'm enjoying!! But still.... stay the heck away from my 70-ish, Jewish-ish, Dad-ish, Phylish! Settle!

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April 1, 2009: Grandma Phyllis' First Program

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Listener comments!
	9:01am Mark: Hello Grandma Phyliss! How are you?
	9:01am annie: hi mom!!
	9:01am Vicki: morning Grandma Phyllis!
	9:01am Lizardner Dave: Good morning Grandma Phyllis and everyone!
	9:02am annie: grandma, you klnow how to operate the comments box!!! wow.
	9:02am gecko: Help! Trapped in a time warp - sounds like Nachum's show.Except more heimish.
	9:02am listener mark: you're not Ken where's Ken?
	9:03am annie: ken and larry went to seattle
	9:04am Parq: Phyl -- can I call you Phyl? -- I think I speak for all the regulars when I say that this is a great pleasure and honor. Hi, also, to whoever is operating the buttons and dials.
	9:04am Larry: This is not Ken. Where is Ken.
	9:05am Mark: It's all my fault!
	9:05am still b/p: Make us cookies and cut us more slack than the folks!!
	9:05am Lizarder Dave: I thought Ken was hanging with Dong Sun in Portland?
	9:05am Negator: You have a sexy voice Phyllis! Yeah, baby....
	9:06am JJZ: Ah, today's Amazon MP3 special is pretty compelling. William Shatner's Transformed Man for 99 cents.
	9:06am Cecile: Hi Grandma Phyllis. I didn't buy you though.
	9:06am listener mark: we like Ken bring back Ken we want Ken we want Ken we want Ken we want Ken we want Ken we want Ken
	9:06am Mark: How is Murray, your first husband doing Phyllis?
	9:06am Cecile: JJZ, I gotta get that.
	9:07am John from Oslo: It is Ken... http://tinyurl.com/dekegk
	9:07am Cecile: I know it's Ken. Ken's unseen hand is everywhere.
	9:08am Mark: Oh everyone wants you-ish Phyl
	9:08am Cecile: Grandma Phyllis, have you tried J-date? srsly. My friend met a real prince on there.
	9:09am Mojo Nixon: Ken isn't everywhere, Elvis is everywhere!
	9:09am Ghengis Jung: I love you Grandma Phyllis.
	9:09am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: I Love Grandma Phyllis, she makes the best fig pudding.
	9:09am Negator: I'd give you a whirl, Phyllis, but I live far away.
	9:10am Parq: Who's "Nick"? Doesn't sound like Bard.
	9:10am gun-toting grandma: music please
	9:10am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: And the best Oatmeal Banana cookies too.
	9:11am Mark: Hey I go by the Cleary School for the Deaf all the time
	9:11am dei x: If she was capable of killing her parents, she obviously killed Ken. If you meet the buddah, you must kill the buddah to truly walk in Mu......sic
	9:11am AnAnonymousParty: Hi y'all, wow is is 4/1 already?
	9:12am gecko: How about a recipe for fig pudding. (For the hard of hearing: HOW ABOUT A RECIPE FOR FIG PUDDING??!!)
	9:12am Mark: thanks for the buzzkill AnAnonymousParty
	9:12am paul: looking forward to andy breckman's GO TO HELL!
	9:13am Parq: And Phyl (nobody said I couldn't call her Phyl), somebody's gotta say it so I might as well get it out of the way -- what about Wegmans?
	9:14am Cecile: I'm a shiksha, but I know from gribenes.
	9:14am Don: Ken made the tough move, but the right move. I used to listen to Grandma Phyllis's "Post-War Levittown Big Band Hour" on the old WINS. Amazing her voice hasn't changed that much!
	9:14am Cecile: and chopped liver!
	9:14am Lysergic Poutine: OMGWTFLOL Ken. YOU. WILL. ATONE.
	9:15am Ike: You're not KFJC. Where's KFJC? We want KFJC.
	9:15am Double J: I'm looking forward to Sam Raimi's DRAG ME TO HELL
	9:15am still b/p: Post your picture to the playlist, please, Grandma Phyllis. Be my multi-media Bubbie.
	9:16am listener mark: I want to complain. You people are a complete disappointment. They don't sell proper biscuits in this neighborhood. no ginger pops, no sugar creams
	9:16am Lizardner Dave: HOW ABOUT WEGMANS??????
	9:16am Lysergic Poutine: Yum, Kippers!
	9:17am Negator: I'll get you for this, Ken! This is not a joke anymore....... You've gone too far!
	9:17am Mark: Wow!
	9:18am Mooose: Grandma Phyllis is magic!
	9:18am Lysergic Poutine: I've seen this happen in other people's lives, and now it's happening in mine!
	9:18am Dei x: Grandma Phyllis don't need no stinkin cawl screenah! This is a great education for shiksha grams like me in protestant NH.
	9:19am still b/p: - "yum, kippers" - Purim shot!
	9:19am Ellis: It's like being locked in a nursing home... or reading Duplex Planet!
	9:19am Negator: All slept on her Murphy bed? Is that what she calls it? Why not her Murray bed?
	9:19am Mark: WOW WOW!! that's a double wow!
	9:19am Cecile: travelled like gossip wildfire!
	9:20am Lizardner Dave: It's like Jean Shepherd, but it's a woman from New York instead of a guy from Indiana. Oh, and without Shep's deeply held bitterness.
	9:20am Murray: Band meeting!
	9:20am Lysergic Poutine: ...or a Mory bed!
	9:20am JCityJensen: Morning Grandma Phyllis - ask ken what happened to the chainsaw!
	9:21am Lysergic Poutine: Moishe Bed?
	9:21am Cecile: Grandma Phyllis, who's your favorite LES noise band of the 80s?
	9:21am Bob: I envy the deaf student
	9:22am annie: this is kvetching? where is the nasal whiny voice?
	9:22am Bob: And speaking of Deaf...
	9:22am Cecile: I like grandma phyllis.
	9:23am Negator: Phyllis, have you ever been in a threesome? Slept with a Tranny?
	9:23am dei x: How to dominate the sidewalk; walk with your left arm and leg swinging at the same time, instead of left arm-right leg... it's a non verbal signal to steer clear. Also, tuck one pant leg in to your sock. Up to top-calf.
	9:23am Parq: It's a little like the old WNYC's daytime programming.
	9:23am Andy B: Mark: If you don't like Grandma Phyllis, you can GO TO HELL!
	9:23am still b/p: After this, can you play Sarah Jackman by Allan Sherman?
	9:23am dale: Happy April Fools Day, Grandma Phyllis! Is there a regular slot or webcast in your future?
	9:23am listener mark: Play Pachelbel: Canon in D
	9:23am murray: still b/p? Annie? Lizardner Dave? the rest of you lot? I need you all to say "present"
	9:24am Ange: Call Grandma Phyllis with kvetches! 201 209 9368!!
	9:24am Joe: This is vastly superior to last year's "fools". Vastly superior indeed.
	9:24am Mark: present for a little while longer
	9:25am PMD: aw, I'm sorry I'm coming in late. what did I miss?? juicy gossip from Grandma Phyllis?
	9:25am still b/p: Why...is this Murray the cop who plays cards at Oscar's place?
	9:25am annie: present!
	9:26am murray: That's a good lad, Mark! You should take him as an ixample. No, still, I manage a combo called Flight of the Conchords. And we have band meetings in my office at the NZ Consulate.
	9:26am annie: sorry; last year's ruled!!!
	9:26am listener mark: Ken you mental bastard!! We will get you for this!!! If we have to burn down the city we will find you!!
	9:26am annie: hey phyl might get the comments record!!!
	9:26am gecko: If she plays the Pachelbel canon, there will be blood.
	9:27am murray: And don't pout, b/p. Not in front of the map.
	9:27am Joe: But what IS the comments record?
	9:27am Lizardner Dave: Still present and enjoying it. Can't call in 'cause I'm supposed to be working.
	9:27am Bon Scott: If you want blood, you've got it.
	9:28am murray: Oh, good! good, Lizardner Dave. So, good news and bad news. Good news first. Your biscuits came in from the NZ government. Bad news. Still no gigs.
	9:29am annie: commenst record must be over 300 by now? i forget. where is the comments counter when you want them, huh?
	9:30am PodSean: Heave Ho!
	9:30am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: Sam Raimi SUCKS
	9:31am Cecile: What? Army of Darkness ruled. Hail to the King , baby!
	9:31am PMD: so, we're kvetching?
	9:32am annie: city life PMD kvetching and maybe get phyl her own comments record!?
	9:33am Cecile: oh, G-d, this his heartbreaking, April Fools joke or not.
	9:34am annie: Kampus Kvetching Koncert
	9:34am Cecile: Phyll, bass = promouned BASE. BASS is what I catch with my dad, and what Napoleon Dynamite gives as a love offering.
	9:35am Joe: They should've called it MEDIEVAL DEAD
	9:35am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: Are you serious, Army of Darkness is GARBAGE
	9:35am Robyn Hitchcock: Ba -a- a- a- sss.
	9:36am Negator: So what happened after the show, Phyllis?
	9:37am still b/p: Grandma's gone all Krampus on us.
	9:37am PMD: Andy shoudl call in - that gets Grandma Phyllis going...
	9:37am Cecile: Freddy, we will have to agree to disagree in a civilized way on that one. Especially since you are the one with the plumbing wrenches
	9:37am Lysergic Poutine: This show's really going to sheol!
	9:37am John from Oslo: Hmmm strange, I was just thinking of Dr. Ruth
	9:38am jan: are you Ken's Grandma? If so you should be proud! Such a good boy.
	9:38am Mark: Dr Ruth was a sniper
	9:39am Freddy: from West Orange Plumbing Supply: Cecile, ok
	9:39am Parq: Mrs. Beethoven says, "Don't you realize that I'm your inspiration?" "You, inspire me!", Beethoven replies, "Don't make me laugh! Hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaah, hah-hah-hah-haaaaaaaah!"
	9:39am nEGATOR: Now I know why Ken had her on! Ken you whore!
	9:40am Cecile: jaw drops this is amazing.
	9:40am bw: listening with grandkid .. wow ken what did you do??
	9:40am John from Oslo: Army of Darkness is a great movie. Remember the Boomstick (or as Grandma Phyllis would call it; Boomshtick...
	9:42am Cecile: I know!
	9:42am Negator: I think my sperm have died.....
	9:43am John from Oslo: a meth fan?!
	9:44am annie: this is very cruel.... very cruel.. are you mrs ken??
	9:45am John from Oslo: A gruesome April first indeed
	9:46am Lysergic Poutine: The Nazis never happened!
	9:47am PMD: Seriously. Maybe I'll go the holocaust museum today to cheer up.
	9:47am Unclear on the concept: So what is she saying, that Hitler's Germany was a bad thing?
	9:47am Lysergic Poutine: There's one in my town!
	9:48am Negator: Do we know how Hitler tied his shoes?
	9:48am Lysergic Poutine: I see, she's turning up the bitterness. Can't we swing in a more "Art Bell" direction?
	9:48am dei x: Humans are such an odd species, what we are capable of doing to each other... anyone got an ETA on the next space borne slab?
	9:49am Lysergic Poutine: We'll be waiting just a lifetime.
	9:49am annie: this is worse than the altered voicebox stuff...
	9:49am Lizardner Dave: @Negator: In little knotsies?
	9:49am Mark: no, how did Hitler tie his shoes? (don't make me sorry I asked)
	9:50am Negator: That's right: Little Nazis! You win!
	9:52am John from Oslo: Corn Chorissa
	9:52am listener mark: We need a happy song, The sun on the meadow is summery warm The stag in the forest runs free But gathered together to greet the storm Tomorrow belongs to me
	9:52am PMD: I love hearing Grandma say 'gig'
	9:52am Lysergic Poutine: Oy, she's threatening us with 3 hours of this?
	9:52am murray: I did, however, get Grandma Phyllis a gig.
	9:53am Negator: No sense in requesting any Wagner up in that piece, eh?
	9:54am Joe: Wagner yo. Whatup dun.
	9:54am annie: two hours ten minutes left. if texas scott can struggle though this, then HE WINS!!
	9:54am Cecile: Oh, thanks, Nick.
	9:54am Howie58: About Wagner-it is better than it sounds.
	9:55am PMD: Am I a sicko just because I liked the tying shoes joke?
	9:55am Lizardner Dave: When are we going to hear some stories about the good Nazis, like Tom Cruise in that movie?
	9:56am fishmonkeystew: Hmmm, this sounds like a bit more than was expected, no?
	9:56am annie: PMD, i was rotflmao!!!
	9:56am gecko: Uh - Mendelssohn was born, raised, and died Protestant. His father was jewish but converted. The Nazis classified things racially, but they don't always set the best example for us to follow.
	9:57am Negator: The sad thing is that Little Nazis joke is the only one I know. I learned it at the age of 6.
	9:57am JJZ: The music is nice.
	9:58am annie: i wonder how long til they forget to turn the mike off and we get to hear them talk about the little bastards making commnets.
	9:58am Nick (Phyllis' sidekick): I thought about dressing as Tom Cruise for Halloween. That way, I could be like, "what?! I'm a GOOD Nazi."
	9:59am annie: and parade around with prince william
	10:00am Nick: BTW, I'm reading all of these comments to Phyllis.
	10:02am Cecile: how is she taking them?
	10:03am Nick: Not so well with the tranny one...
	10:03am Negator: Bye, Grandma!
	10:03am Tom: Phyllis, What was the first rock concert that you ever attended?
	10:03am dei x: I look forward to the body of work that will come from the Somali and Bosnian refugees, not to mention the other survivors of broad cultural traumas. Too bad great art can only change a few.
	10:05am Cecile: I'm going to say it again. J-date
	10:06am PMD: Grandma, though the entire Nachum crowd is listening and is your likely source for a date, I think you scared them off with the April Fool's joke. Maybe if you prove you can cook kosher??
	10:07am PMD: annie, glad I could oblige.
	10:07am still b/p: Maybe the best date-appropriate response would've been a seamless unspoken conspiracy among all commenters: no recognition whatsoever of any difference in the show. "Man, my buttered waffle rocked this morning. And, hey, great set, Ken. Stooges, please."
	10:08am Vernon: Did I fall for an April Fool's Joke, or is the Do or DIY show not happening today?
	10:08am dragonflyshards: I have a Snit...Runs great!
	10:09am Nick: Yo, call you pussies: 201 209 9368
	10:09am dc pät: grandma phyllis rocks
	10:09am Pearlÿ Sweets: Wednesdays get better all the time. I love the new schedule! Grandma Phyllis and the Aunts at 12. Who needs the Kens!?
	10:09am Negator: Roll us a rag, Grandma!
	10:09am PMD: were there mosh pits at her classical concerts?
	10:10am dc pät: Does grandma phyllis like Henryk Górecki?
	10:10am PodSean: Grandma, Favorite cryptid? explain.
	10:10am Cecile: b/p Ray Manzarek: I want to see Morrison dead! is that what you mean?
	10:11am annie obama: this is soo off topic... i just got an official post from FB telling me that barack obama has found out that i am his cousin!! woohoo!!!
	10:11am dragonflyshards: but i have nothing to kvetch about. (spelling?)..Life's great!.Livin th dream.
	10:12am steve: Hi Grandma, don't forget there has been a little catch up going on in the Gaza strip recently. Perhaps you could extend your charity to help Gaza Palestinians rebuild their lives?
	10:12am Vernon Obama: @annie obama- Cousin!!! I'm related to him too!
	10:12am Nick: If you posted a question for Grandma Phyllis, you should call in with it
	10:13am Pearlÿ Obama: Me too!
	10:13am annie: i'll have to tell my kenyan uncle. he'll be trilled.. or not.!
	10:13am Fake Budgie: You call this FOOD?
	10:13am dc obämä: aren't we all...
	10:14am annie: see that is the "funny" uncle who will be trilled.
	10:14am Mark: In a sense aren't we all brothers and sister?
	10:15am still b/p: Exactly, Cecile and FB. On the turbo-normal tip. Operation Cupcake Dog. Nyah-nyah, Nana!
	10:15am dragonflysh: Steve-true...Palestinians have much to kvetch about.
	10:15am Thelma: Au Fond de Temple Saint from Bizet's Pecheurs de Perles is an April Fool's joke for Ken's Show, but you indies rock guys should sit up and listen for a change. If you can't dig this there is something wrong with your soul . Ask Kenny G.
	10:15am John from Oslo: Obama found boogers under the table in the oval office
	10:15am Real Budgie: Guys! Come on. Not cool.
	10:16am Mark: who else isn't listening to the show any more, just commenting on the message board?
	10:17am annie: see i'd like a good budgie booger on rye.
	10:17am Cecile: I'm listening. And I love opera.
	10:17am annie: what else do we have to do mark?
	10:17am John from Oslo: I'm listening to Shockabilly (Earth vs. Shockabilly)
	10:17am Nick: Thanks, Cecile!
	10:18am lolcat: aria ready to party?
	10:18am Cecile: Colosseum is better, John. One of the great Lps of the 80s
	10:18am annie: with you there cecile, i love opera..
	10:18am Mark: cool, Shockabilly is great
	10:18am Tom: Phyllis, when was the first time you heard WFMU?
	10:19am dc pät: that Gorecki question was serious dammit. That's it, I'm off the comments for good!
	10:19am Carmina: Burana Obama thinks so, too.
	10:19am KUMAfromjapan: Donizetti, i love this song
	10:20am Nick: Pat, call in with the question! 201 209 9368
	10:20am Doug from DC: Last year they traded feeds with a station on the west coast. So is some classical station somewhere streaming Ken's show?
	10:20am Mark: my favorite is Shockabilly Heaven
	10:21am Jim: I can't hear this aria any more without thinking of that weak Woody Allen movie "Match Point."
	10:21am annie: the bronx opera trounced through our burg last week. there was an amazing baritone among them.
	10:21am dc pät: I like "How can you kill me when I'm already dead-aaaawwww" off that crazy Eugene Chadbourne album.
	10:21am dragonfrytards: Phyllis,you rock!.i just litterally went to get a paper with th name of THIS PIECE on it,to ask you to play it! AND ITS THE ONLY OPERA PIECE I LOVE !...(but that last one was good)
	10:22am Mark: that's from Shockabilly Heaven
	10:22am annie: dc pat- promises promises
	10:23am Cecile: Yes, Heaven. that's got Hendrix buried in Tacoma on it, doesn't it?
	10:23am John from Oslo: Yeah, Mark! I like Colosseum. And , also LSDC&W by Eugene Chadbourne : )
	10:24am dc pät: well the reason I ask about Gorecki is his 3rd symphony has a holocaust theme and is really amazing....it has singing too. OK that's it, no more comments. Besides, gotta watch soccer today: Ireland just beat Italy 1-0!!
	10:24am Pearlÿ Sweets: Today is my Friday! Vacation tomorrow! Hoooray!
	10:24am G: Someone about 100 comments back asked about the comments record. Wasn't it that AIG comments show in Ken's old time slot (LOL) a couple of weeks back? If memory serves, Ken posted the total as 486 at the end. That's 162/hour, close to 3/minute. The last hour was the killer, though, with all the AIG jokes. If you want a record, accelerate insanely. :-P
	10:25am annie: do we get to vote on the best kvetch?
	10:25am Mark: yup Hendrix Buried in Tacoma is on Shockabilly Heaven
	10:26am Cecile: I think someone should do Hendrix Buried in Tacoma at the next Hoof and Mouth
	10:26am G: She's actually about as engaging as most classical station announcers :-P
	10:26am annie: dc pat it is one of my favorite pieces.. so moving..
	10:26am dave in vermont: Finally, some class in this joint.
	10:26am anna: terme di caracalla
	10:26am John from Oslo: Corn Weenie Humppa Dog Whore AIG Disney
	10:28am Cecile: cupcake dog jim morrison budgie marr-a-thon
	10:28am some fool: This is supposed to be funny, but disappointingly falls flat: http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/AB
	10:28am annie: hey phyl, i hear you fall out of charcter now and then, get with it. you an aging jewess or fading broadway actress?
	10:28am annie: was that mean>?
	10:29am G: annie, are those two mutually exclusive?
	10:29am Pearlÿ Sweets: Got any Spike Jonze? He's from the 40's...
	10:30am G: what a great version of "atcheson etc."
	10:30am jojo: Irwin, this is your best new DJ personality/alter ego since you invented that Bill Kelly guy...
	10:31am G: a good segue would be "the wells fargo wagon" or "everything's up to date in kansas city" (ducks)
	10:31am Jim: Tex Beneke?
	10:33am G: "date you"? does anyone date you at your age?
	10:34am Pearlÿ Sweets: Oh.. I thought she was talking about Andy.
	10:34am Budgie: rimshot
	10:34am annie: hey what about the old codger!! we could hook them up!
	10:35am G: speaking of dating, phyl: http://shaindy.com/
	10:36am Parq: Annie's right -- the OC really goes for those sassy younger women.
	10:36am Cecile: I like BUTTAH!
	10:36am Nick: G, she's not married anymore!
	10:37am dei x: ...carbon...
	10:37am G: now we're doing WOR daytime programming...
	10:37am annie: olive oil and real butter!!
	10:37am steve: saute - straight up the chimney
	10:37am dc pät: right you are annie
	10:38am dc pät: just use butter
	10:38am annie: saute the heck... i love it.. oh and toasted sesame oil and garlic....
	10:38am stingy d: what the hell is going on?
	10:38am dc pät: oh kosher, so THAT's why you use margarine.
	10:39am G: mmm, more elderly throat clearing please. i am on a diet, and it's helping
	10:39am Parq: My father was Irish, but he knew a lot of yiddish and told the best Jewish jokes.
	10:39am dc pät: what ever do you mean stingy?
	10:39am G: if he was observing, would he date you?
	10:40am Cecile: hey, stingy, how did your sandwich go?
	10:41am Mark: "now we're doing WOR daytime programming", which helps explains why John in Oslo is litening Shockabilly
	10:41am annie: she cracks her up... wonder if she's gonna last til the end of the show
	10:41am Parq: Morning, D! D, meet Phyl. Phyl, D. Have you got a nice older male relative, D? Someone in need of a hot date?
	10:41am steve: Life is good? - Not a Madoff invester then?
	10:41am Mooose: I think that Grandma Phyllis should find her man from the WEST side!
	10:42am annie: we scared off texas scott...
	10:42am John from Oslo: Un poisson d’avril est une plaisanterie, voire un canular, que l’on fait le 1er avril à ses connaissances ou à ses amis.
	10:42am Cecile: stop showing off, john. ;D
	10:43am stingy d: my sandwich went very well. prosciutto, speck, sopressata, quickly cooked in a pan, cheddar, gouda, mustard on a baguette baked in the oven for a few minutes. served with homemade potato chips (salt, pepper, roemary).
	10:43am dei x: Ya like the jazz? I got a 70 something father in law soon visiting NH from FL. He likes dancing, lobster, he's in good physical health, has all his hair, everything there & working. Not Jewish and currently depressed. Everything else in stock is in the 35-50 range.
	10:43am dc pät: Did you guys ever hear that joke about the jewish kid having trouble learning math?
	10:43am Nick: dei x: call! 201 209 9368
	10:43am Cecile: oh, nice, stinge!
	10:43am Pearlÿ Sweets: So... no chance for "Clink! Clink! Another Drink"?
	10:44am stingy d: i don't really have any relatives. that are older than me. one aunt/uncle and my parents. thats it.
	10:44am John from Oslo: Well, Cecile - I must admit I copy/pasted it from Wikipedia...
	10:44am I Donated to WFMU for This?: Isn't JM in AM enough? Please play some music or I am going to have to start drinking before noon.
	10:44am Mark: oh you can say it in english John from Oslo everyone knows this is an April Fools joke
	10:44am steve: Is this rambling?
	10:45am dc pät: ...his parents finally sent him to to a tutor at a Catholic school and he improved greatly. His parents asked him what happened. He said "well I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign above the door and I knew they meant business."
	10:45am G: annie, my understanding is that after a number of recent incidents one or more dj's mentioned that their comments boards were being ruined by troll stuff, and TS may or may not be posting any more. Haven't spotted him in comments since the last bad incident Sunday evening, when two shows in a row turned off the comments function.
	10:45am annie: and such a son-in-law, as no one ever saw. the tailor mottel kamzoil.... ( sorry about the misspelling)
	10:46am Pearlÿ Sweets: Steve, that's a question for Jones and X-Ray
	10:46am Cal: who is in studio with Grandma Phyllis?
	10:46am John from Oslo: I want the recipe for Gefilte fish - It would go great together with the French "poisson d'avril" (April Fish)
	10:46am annie: hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm g.
	10:47am Cecile: hey, dei, you're a lady! Kewl!
	10:47am Pearlÿ Sweets: And he loves Gabber.
	10:47am G: mhm, fwiw, annie...
	10:48am jojo: way less music, this is more like sharpling than nalchom
	10:48am dc pät: ok this is getting to serious for a joke....
	10:50am Nick: Jojo, you're right, this is EXACTLY like the Best Show.
	10:50am annie: see i have the same feeling about sharpling, but he's not shouting about getting off his phone! this is very reminiscent of TBS
	10:50am Carmichael: I give up trying to read the comments list. Someone sped up the refresh rate, and it keeps moving on me. Good morning, everyone. I'm normally not good with the April Fool's shenanigans, so just kiss my fat ass, generally speaking.
	10:50am Cecile: hey, being remembered as a DJ is a fine legacy.
	10:51am Cecile: hey, carm, hang around
	10:51am Carmichael: This is more like Manzarek than Sharpling.
	10:51am G: Scharpling reference reminds me: Proposed title: "The Worst Show on WFMU" Could reuse Tom's theme music with redubbed lyrics
	10:51am Cynnkitty: Grandma Phyllis is a great lady. And that is no joke. She could probably teach us all a thing or two.
	10:52am Cecile: ITA, Cynn.
	10:52am stingy d: that's low carmichael
	10:52am John from Oslo: I think Phyllis has a wonderful radio voice - I want more food recipes!
	10:52am G.: Carm, hit "pause update" at top of comments, then hit it again when done reading...
	10:52am Cecile: she's way nicer than manzarek, and I'm sure she doesn't want to see Morrison dead.
	10:52am Mark: this is more like Ambein Cr than anything
	10:53am annie: i think she chose jewish so she could spit at everyone everytime she tawks.
	10:53am Cecile: Oh, hey!!!! What about a matchmaker? I'm totally serious here.
	10:54am Carmichael: You're full of grilled cheese, Stingy. It's warped the comprehension zone of your brain.
	10:54am Nick: Cecile, who'd you have in mind?
	10:54am annie: i'm gonna hook her up with that italian stud with the turtle neck..
	10:55am dc pät: funny I had a dream last night that I met Morrison and he didn't look much older. He was making a movie. I also had a scary-assed dream about Ken Freedman. Man I gotta get some better material.
	10:55am Samir: "You ain't got no sex appeal" just made me do that thing where you spit out a drink in disbelief.
	10:56am John from Oslo: Cecile, you're a hoot!
	10:56am stingy d: if this dame can grill cheese i'll take her out with some of my fuggin friends any day.
	10:58am Cecile: I don't know. There are still good matchmakers out there. I watch the reality TV. I totally know about this. annie, go for it! John, why is it that when I'm serious, I get the most yuks?
	10:58am Cecile: I washed a lot of cloth diapers. I had baby sisters. I feel her.
	10:59am DW: April Fool's Day = annoying.
	11:01am still b/p: AFD = AIG -- we all bear the burden.
	11:01am John from Oslo: We had cloth diapers for our boy, for 5 months. No sweat! Just the folding was annoying..
	11:02am Cecile: aw, phyll. You are lucky to have had two great loves, though.
	11:02am G: who needs music when her voice is so melodious...
	11:02am stingy d: there ya go. i was actually beging for a music update a little bit. how about some king pleasure next?
	11:02am still b/p: Atchison, Topeka and the Deja Vu.
	11:03am G: still, this song makes a nice segue from the last one.
	11:03am stingy d: or kay keiser, he has a jewy sounding name alright.
	11:05am dc pät: I really really really freakin love this kind of music. How about Richard Hell, or the Ramones or Henry Rollins?
	11:05am Pearlÿ Sweets: They should just keep this jam going... maybe mix it up with some... Spike Jones?
	11:06am Cecile: cocktails for two, boing!
	11:06am G: is this so you can now pretend to be a public radio station, and hold another fundraising period for that new entity?
	11:07am Parq: My kid had disposable diapers and store-bought baby food. I'm so ashamed.
	11:07am G: speaking of waterboarding, is this show permissible under the geneva convention?
	11:08am steve: God came to the rescue
	11:09am dc pät: we tried cloth diapers on my second kid one day and he pooped 6 times that day...that was it for non-disposable..
	11:09am G: the scariest word on this page? First, as in First Program
	11:09am Ken: Greeting everybody! How is Grandma Phyllis doing? I am reading but not listening. I do agree that the Holocaust was BAD. Comment record is 430.
	11:10am Joe: It's brilliant. Sheer unadulterated brilliance.
	11:10am G: two words: Audio Holocaust
	11:10am Sean Daily: Not even close to first comment! Woo hoo! Grandma Phyllis! Yay! Please don't tell me this is an April Fool's joke!
	11:10am annie: i'm getting used to it ken, you can stay away now....
	11:10am dei x: When I tell my frere in law about Gran'ma Phyllis, the first thing he'll ask is "does she speak French?"
	11:11am Ken: I hope to come back to the schedule in October. Looks like I will be in Seattle for a few months at least.
	11:11am G: "I am reading but not listening." good method...
	11:11am John from Oslo: For You Cecile: Clink, clink, another drink Plenty in the cellar when it's gone. Drink, drink, the glasses clink Making tinkly music till the dawn is breaking. Clang, clang, who cares a dang? What's the difference when you're on a spree? Over the teeth, behind the gums, Look out stomach here she comes Hi! Have another drink on me. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, gurgle. Trinkle, trinkle, trinkle, trinkle. Slice of cheese and bite of pickle Doesn't even cost a nickel Now to wash it down. Clink, clink, no more to drink I had a cellar full, but now it's gone. Drink, drink, the glasses clink Like the anvil chorus and my head is splitting, Uh, brinking, uh, busting. Oh brother! Oh, ow, what'll I do now Pink elephants running after me. Oh, that stuff is smooth as silk From now on I'll stick to milk. Nothing else to drink for me.
	11:12am Pearlÿ Sweets: But not for me, John? NOT FOR ME?! Cecile gets all of the love.
	11:12am Parq: I am reading, but not really listening. Damn workload. Ken, she's kicking kiester.
	11:12am anon: Ken: "I hope to come back to the schedule in October. Looks like I will be in Seattle for a few months at least." WHAT?!!
	11:13am G: is there a ritual for performing circumcision on a show?
	11:13am Mark: Say hey if you're reading and not listening. Hey
	11:13am Ken: It does look like Grandma Phyllis may set the comments record. She is already up to 345 and there's 45 minutes to go!
	11:14am dei x: oh Ken, we'll miss you so. Make sure your samples of hollers and whatnot are available to the other DJs!
	11:14am Sean Daily: That one particular organ has caused more problems in history than any other.
	11:14am Ken: I love you Cecile!
	11:14am Parq: And Ken, when you make it down to Portland, say Hi to Georgia and family from all of her listening-audience aunts and uncles.
	11:15am Cecile: I love you too, Ken!
	11:15am Pearlÿ Sweets: DAMN YOU CECILE! DAMN YOU FOR TAKING ALL OF THE LOVE AND LEAVING NONE FOR THE REST OF US! I mean... what am I are suppose to do now?
	11:16am stingy d: this block of time breaks the comment record every week.
	11:16am G: vehicle time for me, meaning i have to do that quaint obsolescent "radio listening thing" for a few hours -- good luck, my esteemed co-whiners...
	11:16am Cecile: Pearly, I give you some of my love
	11:16am John from Oslo: I will certainly not contribute to any comment breaking record!
	11:16am Pearlÿ Sweets: okay... I feel a little bit better now.
	11:17am John from Oslo: I mean it!
	11:17am Harvey: Yeah, me neither
	11:17am G: stingy, maybe FMU listeners don't wake up and find the computer till near 11am... bfn
	11:18am dc pät: I'm with you JfO, this is my last comment.
	11:18am Cecile: now, Pearly, what do you think about Sylvester (the disco diva, not the cartoon cat)
	11:18am Mark: I won't contribute to any comment record breaking either
	11:18am Cecile: you said that before dcp
	11:18am G.: she's in Yentaville, LI
	11:18am Mark: Nope
	11:19am Mark: Not
	11:19am Ken: Yes, it really hurts my feeling that Grandma Phyllis is going to break my comments record. That sucks. What am I, chopped liver?
	11:19am Nick: Keep those comments coming... got a question for grandma phyllis?
	11:19am Mark: at
	11:19am Lizardner Dave: Go Phyllis! Go for the comment record!
	11:19am dc pät: I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!
	11:19am Pearlÿ Sweets: I find that 90% of Sylvester's album is high-quality disco machine!
	11:19am Mark: all
	11:20am G: traife chopped liver, even
	11:20am Cecile: thanks, Pearly, that made me feel mighty real.
	11:21am John from Oslo: o h l o o k h e r e , y o u h a v e t o s c r o l l d o w n t o g e t t o t h e n e x t c o m m e n t
	11:21am G: i would have expected pachelbel's canon from the likes of her. seriously, g2g
	11:21am Cecile: swans down staircase in sequined caftan
	11:21am Joe: Granny P, you should play the "sad hulk walking away music" after this piece.
	11:22am Vicki: is that the title?
	11:23am Mark: So what did everyone have for breakfast today?
	11:23am Bas, NL: Wow! Just turned the comments on... it's busy here!!! Nice quiet show by the way, Grandma Phyllis! Best regards from The Netherlands, Bas
	11:23am dragonflyshards: classical,and especially opera are not my favorite "genres",but Phyllis has GREAT taste in both.
	11:23am G: sounds like the music they played during brezhnev's funeral. did the old bag croak finally?
	11:23am Joe: I believe so. But I'm only casually familiar with Ferrigno's late period.
	11:23am Cecile: I had the Mcdonald's #1 combo with a medium coffee, two cream.
	11:24am Nick: @ Bas: Hup Holland Hup!
	11:24am John from Oslo: Well Mark, boogers in the elevator - thats my staple diet
	11:24am annie: leftover curried chicken and potatoes with three duck eggs. hhmmm ..
	11:24am Aunty Pat & Aunty Ellen: We are really enjoying your show and are looking forward to spinning some discs in half an hour -x-
	11:24am Steve: Yet more Nazi music
	11:25am annie: and still savouring the espresso with sugar
	11:25am Bas, NL: Ha, ha, ha... Hi Nick ;)
	11:25am drgnfryshads: cathead soup and deer truffles
	11:26am Mark: TMI John form Oslo
	11:26am Pearlÿ Sweets: I could go for some McDonalds right now... I could go for just about any food right now. I've got the mega hungerrr.
	11:26am anniei: 'm wondering when she gonna play "death and the maiden"
	11:27am Sean Daily: Yet another comment for the Grandma Phyllis comment juggernaut.
	11:27am Cecile: The Verlaines had a great song by that title. multiple harosets. bwah.
	11:28am annie: psyche!!!
	11:28am John from Oslo: chirrosis?! Controversial RIGTH!
	11:28am Bas, NL: Eating a very dry Sultana biscuit here... Cough, cough!
	11:29am A.M.: Grandma Phyllis is a pleasant part of my morning.
	11:29am Cecile: Hey, i can get in a fierce argument about the right way to make tabouli/tabbouleh/whatever.
	11:29am PodSean: Love this station.
	11:30am stingy d: i'm gonna eat pork meats and cheeses right now ok? i'm gonna use the same dishes and everything.
	11:30am chirrosis: this show is bananas
	11:30am Ken From Hyde Park: I think I've heard Grandma Phyllis on Seven Second Delay before. What's up on 7SD tonight?
	11:30am annie: eternity will last til the next yahoo who gets the most comments. and cecile what about hummus, humus, hummous?
	11:30am Joe: I will bet anyone here 100 dollars that "What are you, CRAZY?!" ends up in Ken's mix in the near future.
	11:30am Pearlÿ Sweets: b-a-n-a-n-a-s?
	11:30am dc pät: I'm going to eat fake meat and lots of it.
	11:30am Cecile: Most people put way, way too much bulgur wheat in it. And not anywhere enough lemon. Oh, stingy. You crazy gentile.
	11:31am MQ: ok so what was that last piano sonnato (sp?) ?
	11:31am Nick: Can someone tell me the current comment tally?
	11:31am Bas, NL: Oh, yeah! Here it's late afternoon.. 5:28pm. Grandma Phyllis; you sound well in the afternoon too ;)
	11:31am Pearlÿ Sweets: I'm sure Ken had a great April Fools idea for 7SD and then Andy shot it down. As he shoots everybody down (Except on his facebook, where he is such a nice guy.)
	11:31am John from Oslo: Cecile, tabole. just let the vegetable juices be the liquid - do not add water! just squeeze lemons. use cous cous fine, not coarse bulgur
	11:31am Cecile: hummus - I pop the skins off the chickpeas, hard but worth it. LOTS of lemon. Lots of tahini. No weird crap in it like basil or tomatoes or roasted garlic.
	11:32am annie: joe, right after "more music please"
	11:32am Ken: Am I missing good soundbites? I may need to download and edit this show.
	11:32am Cecile: John I use water, but very little. For this awesome Turkish salad that's like it, I whirl up some tomatoes in the blender and let the bulgur sit in that. It has pistachios in it and is to die for.
	11:33am annie: i love hummus with tahini, garbanzoes, garlic.. s &p only no lemon...
	11:33am GP: Is this Ken's mom?
	11:33am Mark: @Pearly Sweets: http://sevenseconddelay.blogspot.com/2008/07/this-is-grandma-phyllis-who-are-yew.html
	11:33am still b/p: "..for at that time the Phyllistines had dominion over the nine-to-noon shift."
	11:33am Bas, NL: Cinnamon... iech, that's me out..
	11:33am Ken From Hyde Park: Just to up the comment count - How about them Knicks last night?
	11:34am Andy B: I will break Ken's (and Grandma Phyllis's) comments record this afternoon. Ken is not chopped liver. He's a half-eaten, room temp cheese blintz.
	11:34am Parq: This is totally like having Pegine (sp?) Fitzgerald back from beyond the pale.
	11:34am flyshards: too late,Phyllis.some meanness here.....Tabouli?-lots of lemon,olive oil,peppermint,tomato,parsley,-and some DULSE flakes-(the big ones).
	11:34am GP: Sorry, just tuning in...recipes sound good. Oh yeah, its April 1st...
	11:34am brian: Grandma Phyllis' fans are going to be so disappointed when Ken comes back!
	11:34am Pearlÿ Sweets: "I love the morning show... but then your radio station gets terrible. There is this guy who starts talking about corn penis. And I have to turn it."
	11:34am annie: gp- i thought so right away...
	11:34am Cecile: see, I have to have that tartness in there. If not lemon, wine vinegar.
	11:34am Other budgie: What about Wegmans?
	11:34am Steve: A glossery would be useful.
	11:35am stingy d: i even had a bar mitzvah, and some crazy loonies wanted me to be a rabbi... it wasn't long before i found out what marijuana was! and before you knew it i was breaking fingers so i could get painkillers. all beacuse of religion.
	11:35am Hana: i don't have a jewish drop of blood in me, but maybe try pecans instead of walnuts. loving the show!
	11:35am Cecile: really, fly? Hmmm. But the ratio of parsley to bulgur should be like 7 parts parsley to one part bulgur
	11:36am risky!: sour cream
	11:36am steve: glossary
	11:36am annie: see i love yiddish. and me being a kraut, ....
	11:36am GP: Hana, Are you in the South? We get tons of Pecans in Texas.
	11:36am dryganfryshda: p sweet=not very smart.
	11:37am Cecile: I also use red wine vinegar and lemon juice together. And scallions. me, too, ANnie. I'm mostly bohunk, with a lot of mutt.
	11:38am stingy d: i always knew far rockaway high school for my friend john allen, who was left-handed.
	11:38am Bas, NL: Sure this is really your first show Grandma?? You sound so professional!
	11:38am Aunty Pat & Aunty Ellen: We are going to break some records soon too.
	11:38am Pearlÿ Sweets: I'm not? Ugh-oh! Do me a favor and don't tell my bosses.
	11:38am stingy d: you grate on the ear, you're a natural.
	11:39am dragonflyshards: try it,Cecile.start w a little..seaweeds' great nutrition-agreed on th parsley,too.
	11:39am Willie's cousin Eva: I am choking the alligator.
	11:40am Bas, NL: I love that 'sweetheart'...
	11:40am annie: i loved sterling yates!! NYC radio was da bomb back in the 60s
	11:40am RagnarR in SF Bay: This show's funny - it's like a bunch of my NY relatives talkin'. Also, you haven't truly lived until you've met a Norwegian Yenta. Also, stay outta Madoffville!
	11:40am GP: I'd like to hear Sara Silverman host some time.
	11:41am stingy d: dragonflyshards? seaweed, nutrition.... someone is way too holistic for me. clean them dreads.
	11:41am Ken: Comment record smashed!
	11:42am dc pät: whoa! Belarus just tied the match w/ Kazakstan
	11:42am dfryshards: i'm sorry,PS-but its not corn penis,its corn weenie-and it was a hilarious chapter...maybe you were kidding,and im an idiot..but it seemed serious.
	11:42am Cecile: seaweed, just think of washing it down with rotgut sake. Then the health benefits even out
	11:42am GP: LOL Stingy: "clean them dreads" my new favorite saying.
	11:42am annie: ken you're saying that so we stop commenting.. stop that!
	11:43am Bas, NL: Seaweed's kinda nice.. just a bit too much sea-flavoured!
	11:43am Cecile: he was kidding, dfry. He had it in quotes.
	11:43am Parq: Wouldn't everyone agree that "Norwegian Yenta" would be a good name for a band?
	11:43am steve: This is all Andrea's fault.
	11:43am Sean Daily: Mazel tov, Grandma Phyllis!
	11:43am Parq: We did it! We did it!
	11:43am Cecile: yes, there is that, Bas. I try sneaking fish sauce into my Asian dishes, but my hubby always finds out.
	11:44am Cecile: hugs Parq, blows horn
	11:44am giraffe-o: Congrats, Grandma Phyllis! This show is exceptionally entertaining
	11:44am Cecile: what are we? chopped liver?
	11:45am stingy d: my favorite thing in the world is watching new wave hippies sit in front of whole foods being dirty and smoking cigarettes... hey parq explain that one!
	11:45am Parq: We did it AND I got to hug Cecile. In your FACE, Raadman!
	11:45am Bas, NL: WOOT!! WOOT!! there goes another record! Congrats Grandma Phyllis!! @Cecile: Hey.. Never tried that! Fish sauce would surely win!! (And taste great too!!)
	11:45am fishmonkeystew: I keep expecting Ken to burst on the scene, raging about his Dell.
	11:46am karao: babies!!!!!!!!! nick and ange!!! heh
	11:46am Cecile: or being a $17,000 whore
	11:47am Nick: GAAAAAH!!!!
	11:47am Sean Daily: KEEP GRANDMA PHYLLIS.
	11:47am Nick: Babies are the worst kind of STD.
	11:47am huzzah: huzzah!
	11:48am Bas, NL: Orrrr.... Maybe it IS Ken through a pitch shifter?? That would be a good April 1st!!
	11:48am Parq: How about a whore with a $17k Dell? At Walmart!
	11:48am nna: Dude, I'm getting a Dell
	11:48am dei x: Baby making is really fun to do at home, but you can always pick up the completed craft from authorized retailers.
	11:48am dc pät: now Belarus is up 2-1. Some of my wife's jewish ancestors were from Belarus so this is applicable!
	11:48am BSI: Great crapping salmoncakes! How did the comment record git broke without me? Ego in tatters! Woe! Despair!
	11:49am Bas, NL: A 'del' is kind of a whore in Dutch...
	11:50am Lady Rachael: Hello all. Contributing to the record comments.
	11:50am dc pät: 3-1 now, ok I'll stop...
	11:50am fragondlyshards: mmmm...crapping salmoncakes.
	11:50am cupcake dog: aw, BSI, cheer up!
	11:51am Pearlÿ Sweets: I forgive you dry, I was making a comment in regards to the wonderful lady that was on the phone who listens to the morning show, but changes it once the "regular" wfmu programming starts. But we should still hang out and eat grits and pizza together.
	11:51am still b/p: How do we do it? VOLUME!
	11:51am annie: boy will flora be surprised..
	11:51am Nick: Keep those comments coming. We need to secure this one for the recordbooks..
	11:51am Dutch guy: Ja, I aym getting der Dell! Ve are going to de Zeider Zea and zee what we can zee!
	11:51am stingy d: the comment record was going to get broken when ken decided to break it. probably rigth after deciding to give grandma phyllis his spot in the rotation.
	11:52am Joe: I wish Grandma Phyllis was my Grandma. Okay, maybe not, but still.
	11:52am Ange: no karao! no!! I think grandma could do this for days...
	11:53am dei x: swauf & de-bone-ur
	11:53am ?: I love you,Grandma Phyllis!!!
	11:53am Nick: Ga weg, "dutch guy."
	11:53am Bas, NL: LOL!! Hey, wanna go to the red laptop district with me Dutch Guy?
	11:54am steve: Where is my hanky?
	11:54am average listener: Grandma Phyllis is a peach.
	11:54am Cecile: dabbing eyes Awwww.
	11:54am BSI: DC Pat: jeez dude, don't remind me that "in these troubled times" we can't afford FSC or Setanta, or whatever the hell, to keep up with the world-cup qualifiers... woe! despair!
	11:54am Will: I'm wearing a dirty Mac, can I come?
	11:54am Dutch guy: Vot about der Vegmans?
	11:55am Mark: probably
	11:55am Marshall Stacks: This is like daytime WOR. I mean that in a good way.
	11:55am fishmonkeystew: Grandma Phyllis, you are a very wise woman.
	11:56am The Dirty Mac: launches into Yer Blues
	11:56am annie: oh god is she gonna cry?
	11:56am Mark: is WOR still like this in the daytime?
	11:56am Eyes Welling Up: Start to cry!!
	11:56am dragonshards: "mybad"Pearly s....i can only listen sporadically,and dont read all comments...and didnt notice your ""marks....
	11:56am Bas, NL: This show really has everyting!!
	11:57am Marshall Stacks: Last time I listened, yeah. Though now it's WWOR, right?
	11:58am still b/p: Schroeder rippin' it!!!!
	11:58am Pearlÿ Sweets: My favorite part was the uneasy tension between dei and G-ma on the air. At least I felt like there was an uneasy tension.
	11:58am Bas, NL: Everything, everything.. with an 'h'.. but we're counting, so who's counting..
	11:59am Mark: I'll go listen in the car at lunch and let you know MArshall
	11:59am Pearlÿ Sweets: I tried to win Ben Steinberg's money once.
	11:59am Parq: Amen!
	12:00pm Ange: No crying -- this is breaking my heart!
	12:00pm dflyshards: ps ido eat pizza nd grits,as well as seaweed and sake...
	12:00pm Cecile: Grandma Phyllis, don't be a stranger. ((((Grandma))))
	12:00pm dei x: I just try to be nice and not step on people. That's for later.
	12:00pm Mark: Heh Ben Steinberg
	12:00pm Will: Well done Grandma Phyllis!
	12:01pm Bas, NL: 3..2...1 0!
	12:01pm annie: i love these segways..
	12:02pm Ken: Wow! Like 550 comments!
	2:54pm Erik: I really hope this gets archived. I got back from picking up my son after school (I live in Berlin) and I refreshed the WFMU home page and I saw Grandma Phyllis' First Program. I was tempted to tune in, but it was already 2:15 into the show and I wanted to listen to it from the beginning. "I'll catch it in the archive." While I was cleaning up after supper, I thought about the show that I was missing. "That's what freeform is about!" I had glanced at the comments and had seen that almost everybody was enjoying it, which made me go "Awww... I love WFMU!" So please, please archive it!
	4:37pm mike: big woof real entertainment
	8:08pm Amy: I'm enjoying!! But still.... stay the heck away from my 70-ish, Jewish-ish, Dad-ish, Phylish! Settle!

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