Kenny G's Hour of Pain playlist

Listener comments!

12:05pm Carmichael:

Alright, Kenny! This here feller rocks!!

12:05pm Cecile:

Kenny!

12:05pm GP:

Oh, thanks Kenny....last time I heard this song was at my family reunion.

12:06pm Cecile:

I will not laugh when Kenny calls my name

12:06pm Pearly Sweets:

Hooray!

12:07pm BSI:

jeezus, it really IS the end of the world...

12:08pm Pearly Sweets:

This Neil Young version is my favorite

12:09pm Freddy from: West Orange Plumbing Supply:

Kenny G you are the BEST. Can you play "I'm From Vagina" for me please

12:09pm ganjibus:

Oh the humanity!

12:11pm Carmichael:

As soon as I get home tonight, I will not leave things in the hall.

12:16pm annie:

i'm still here.. really really. i missed the group you-tube sing-along!! bummer.

12:16pm tim:

This is uncanny! I was just listening to this "uterus" piece last night at the rectory!

12:18pm Cecile:

can't listen.
will be back.

12:19pm AnAnonymousParty:

No 'to and fro' movements are allowed? These days you can't do anything anymore.

12:19pm Cecile:

now i can.

12:22pm Cecile:

I am so singing on your show if I get to NYC, Kenny.

12:23pm Cecile:

my comments are great

12:24pm Cecile:

I am suspecting that I am going to get angry in the next few minutes.

12:24pm dc pat:

So, let's talk about John of Leyden...that guy was nuts! Tried to abolish time!! What a card..

12:25pm BSI:

Shallow, vapid, thoughtless comments is what tiggers do best. Abuse me, Kenneth.

12:25pm Flip Wilson:

Yes, there is a way. You have access to the IP addresses, totally mappable.

12:25pm unique individual:

Hey wow, first comment.

12:26pm Cecile:

shove it, Kenny.

12:27pm Carmichael:

My mother done told me,
To get her a rabbit.

12:27pm Jack Ass:

Comments are useless, hence value can be assigned arbitrarily, as with art.

12:27pm jeremy the listener:

my feeling is that it would be an accomplishment to be censored by kenny g

12:27pm J-Mar:

Kenny, we're just here to help, OK?

12:27pm Harvey:

[THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN DELETED BY AN ADMINISTRATOR]

12:27pm unique individual:

What would even be better is to censor songs on the playlists!!

12:28pm stefica:

happily, we web listeners can turn off the comments!

12:28pm BSI:

hey man, the Etruscans were pretty effin' metal with THEIR comment boards.

12:29pm b flat:

The sounds of comments can not be folded into itself any better then ways to which the listeners situate themselves toward something.

12:30pm Cecile:

I'm tired of feeling like I'm a beehive, and WFMU is the stick.

12:30pm Clark Barr:

I want to smell this show in Odorama®

12:33pm Carmichael:

Kenny, are you the guy who gets really mad at concerts when some other audience member isn't paying close attention?

12:35pm c major:

that is the experience is not the archive. the live voice of the cut up is only process. creation is not deep.

12:36pm Jess:

That's amazing... this sounds pretty much the same forward or backward

12:37pm dc pat:

so Joe B and Kenny G are the comments haters, huh? We'll see about that...

12:39pm Cecile:

yeah, turn 'em off. Turn 'em off.

12:39pm doug from dc:

yes, turn them off. stop me before i comment again.

12:40pm Gregory:

That AOL cancellation piece raised my blood pressure 30 points. I have been there.

12:41pm Carmichael:

Most recent post!! Woo hoo!!

12:41pm TradeMark G. / The Evolution Control Committee:

I so love this one of Tom Dimuzio's... around the same time that he was doing it I stumbled onto that Stairway and Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time" seem to have the same chord progression:

http://evolution-control.com/index.php/experiments/testing/46-testing/54-stairway-to-britney

12:42pm Carmichael:

That's because this album was mastered by Alistair Crowley.

12:46pm Pearly Sweets:

Hooray!

12:50pm BSI:

this is better than god.

12:53pm Bad Ronald:

Steal this comment!

12:53pm annie:

hey, i've been good! i really have.. and i got the dog today!! so there!!

12:54pm Luis Buñuel:

Taste is the enemy of art, Kenny.

12:54pm Cecile:

hi, annie.

Screw you Kenny.

12:54pm Devin:

So it's time to eat lunch...

12:55pm AnAnonymousParty:

I feel today's show is more like it is now than it has ever been before.

12:55pm annie:

hi cecile, let's talk about something silly!!

12:55pm Marcel Duchamp:

You stole that from me, Luis. Credit where credit is due.

12:55pm doug from dc:

Territorialism in the global village?

12:55pm Dirty:

Oh, sing the comments in Fart!

12:55pm Cecile:

email me offline.

12:56pm annie:

12:56pm Dirty:

In fart, in fart, in fart, in fart, in fart, in fart, in fart!

12:56pm BSI:

I dunno fart, but I know what I like.

12:57pm Marshall Stacks:

Kenny, why don't you sing the comments?

12:57pm Dirty:

you don't like fart?

12:57pm JOJO:

relinquish some control mr intelligent design, let us organize it, give us a high comment column, a low comment one, and one for cerious cerial commenters

12:58pm Bobo:

Dance monkey...

12:59pm Bad Ronald:

Is anyone performing Kegel exercises out there?

12:59pm Dirty:

Well, I am doing what other people want, which is self promoting and doing this while you sing has the wonderful effect of negating the self promotion...

12:59pm Pearly Sweets:

Hooray!

1:00pm Rosetta Stone:

Ahh, so. ..he be reading collection of DJ internal comments on the topic of comments. That's the gene-genius of it.

1:00pm anna v.:

did favorite things get the cabash b/c of fears of obscenity?

1:00pm AnAnonymousParty:

Da Da Dali goodbye, Da Da Dali don't cry ...

1:02pm Ike:

If readers could have clicked on a + or - in reaction to Pauline Kael's movie reviews back in the day, would they have come up with more pluses or more minuses? Would they have continued publishing her if she had gotten poor ratings from readers?

Nonetheless, I love to rate things, so bring on the + and -!

1:03pm a music instrument:

the asymptote of invention is the anarchy of (the suffering of total freedom). That is: I should be able to upload comments from my cell phone.

1:03pm annie:

she was always off, but we enjoyed reading her and going to see the movie and disagreeing with her even more fervently, ike!

1:07pm AnAnonymousParty:

So the best way to make a happening is to do nothing?

1:07pm Cecile:

there's a difference between the irritation that makes a pearl of thought in your mind, and the kind that gives you a skin rash.
Got any virtual cortisone?

1:08pm red actor:

Last time I heard this song was at the end of the world. That's because this album raised my blood pressure 30 points. I'm tired of feeling like we're just here to help. I am suspecting that shallow, vapid, thoughtless taste is the enemy of paying close attention. Creation is not the same forward or backward, hence value can be assigned arbitrarily.

1:09pm Bad Ronald:

Rating is overrated.

1:10pm AnAnonymousParty:

I never tire of AAA Aardvark's 5th pipe de-rooting.

1:12pm Irritational Peraly Sweets of Thought:

Allan doesn't want you to worry, but he doesn't want you not to worry, because not worrying too much might spark laziness. Alfred Newman, however, takes a different approach to this thought. He finds himself asking the question as to why anyone would worry about antyhing?

1:14pm two | words:

From: Cecile
Creation is not the same forward or backward, hence value can be assigned arbitrarily.

I'm tired of feeling like I'm a beehive, and WFMU is the stick.
Last time I heard this song was at the end of the world.
03pm From: annie

she was always off, but we enjoyed reading her and going to see the movie and disagreeing with her even more fervently, ike!
That's because this album raised my blood pressure 30 points. I'm tired of feeling like we're just here to help. I am suspecting that shallow, vapid, thoughtless taste is the enemy of paying close attention.
From: Pearly Sweets

Hooray!

1:15pm AnAnonymousParty:

If it first you can make a happening, give up. That in itself is a happening.

1:16pm red actor:

A pearl of thought in your mind can not be folded into itself, while what I like has the wonderful effect of negating something silly. So the best way to make a happening is to do what other people want, which is better than god.

1:16pm BSI:

who has parrot cake?

1:18pm The Dead:

1:18

1:19pm red actor:

From: Freddy from: West Orange Plumbing Supply
The sounds of comments

From: b flat
Kenny G you are the BEST.

Can you play (can not be folded into itself any better )
## (c++) "I'm From Vagina" for me please

then ways to which the listeners situate themselves toward something.

1:19pm Cecile:

OK, I Like that you are playing Kenneth Patchen.
That is show related.

1:20pm ian:

how truly inspiring.

1:21pm chicago:

does anyone really know what time it is?

1:22pm AnAnonymousParty:

"I don't have anything on, let's go to your place." "OK, let's go." "Wait a minute, I'll have to put something on."

1:22pm Marvis Day:

I can tell you, honey.

1:22pm Morris Day:

I can tell you, honey.

1:23pm Morris Day:

epic fail

1:24pm jan:

"zip snap and drop" morris day

1:27pm red actor:

She was always off to abolish time in the global village. I got the dog today, disagreeing with her even more fervently. You can't do anything anymore, but we enjoyed the suffering of total freedom. As soon as I get home in the next few minutes let's talk about the guy last night at the rectory. I will not laugh when I get to NYC.

1:28pm Negator:

Kenny G is a "Happening"! Thank you for this twisted yen to Ken's Ying Yang.

1:28pm Period Piece:

this sounds like Period Piece. The retard got better.

1:28pm risky!:

GO KENNY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:32pm goosh:

This girl at my office wants to play yahtzee over lunch as some sort of ad-hoc community building exercise or some shit but i can barely get into it because of all that fucking audio death spiral shit. Thanks a lot, Kenny.

1:33pm Carmichael:

I can now see the future: "WFMU, fully moderated".

1:33pm AnAnonymousParty:

A chat room sounds too much like a happening to me.

1:34pm Vicki:

The retard definitely got better.

1:35pm BSI:

communist.

1:36pm doug from dc:

Get a room...

1:37pm Carmichael:

The message board posters play an important role, because they are the listeners, they support the station, yada yada ....

Just keep them away somewhere, where I can't see or hear them.

1:37pm Negator:

Your comments bored would be more boring if you took away the woo-hoo's and the poo-poo's.

1:38pm question mark and the mysterions:

Kenny, you are provoking us. You are provocative. Your show is provocative. Now you are prodding your audience for reaction in the comments list. You have a beautiful voice as long as you keep in your normal speaking register. How about west orange plumbing supplies- price, selection service? can you recommend?

1:40pm Pearly Sweets:

So this is why Billy Jam was rallying the other week. Makes more sense now.

1:42pm Cecile:

Yep. Billy Jam is aces. And Friday is great cause the comment board is an active participant in real time.

1:42pm Late to the party:

Woo-hoo. What? What'd I do?

1:44pm wfmu | http://www.hup.harvard.edu/catalog/JENWA2.h:

[Previously concerned chiefly with literary theory, Benjamin during these Years does pioneering work in new areas, from the study of popular ]
Wed. 4/22/09 6:15pm From: Pearly Sweets
I think Andy [facebook: profile here: { http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2009/03/25/ken_w_pitchfork_big.jpg }
delivered at least $3 in ball busting.
Fri. 4/24/09 6:13pm From: stingy d
For, firstly, the social instincts lead an animal to take pleasure in the society of its fellows, to feel a certain amount of sympathy with them, and to perform various services for them.
[Culture (a discipline he virtually created) to theories of the media and the visual arts. His writings on the theory of modernity]

1:45pm Catfish J Rivers:

Brutal Honesty never sounded so sweet

1:46pm Carmichael:

No offense Kenny, but can you get Adam Sandler to do your singing? It would be more bearable.

1:47pm Some Idiot:

What? No Cake? Bitch!

1:47pm risky!:

TELL EM KENNY!!!!!!!

1:47pm Pearly Sweets:

I still agree. That was a great 7sd and in the first 15 minutes, Andy was doing quite the job.

1:48pm listener jeff:

let it flow kenny

1:49pm nna:

i'm giving you all spam flu

1:49pm ap:

what a tragic waste of airwaves this is!

1:50pm Pearly Sweets:

I think I figured out at least one of the people. For better or worse?

1:50pm darue:

are we running out of airwaves now?

1:50pm Cecile:

I do really like livejournal.

1:51pm Cecile:

Kenny, it's not you, it's me.
Just touchy.

1:52pm listener jeff:

airwaves could be ted nugent - what would that waste factor be?

1:52pm Cecile:

Sean actually has lots of insights ,though.
The whoo hoo is only a facet.

1:52pm fishmonkeystew:

I prefer to confuse the masses, myself.

1:53pm AnAnonymousParty:

Sorry about the carpet, dude.

1:53pm Pigzardner Dave:

I missed the beginning of this. Is Kenny reading the minutes of a debate over the implementation/use of playlist comments from a WFMU staff meeting or something? It's cracking me up.

1:54pm Pearly Sweets:

Espc' with the sean daily hate. Being in his fan club, I keep a detailed journal of all of his woo-hoos and incendiary comments. Cause he was quite on fy-rrrr during a certain one hour show about three weeks ago.

1:55pm Catfish J Rivers:

aluminum foil protector beanies help tho

1:56pm BSI:

whoa.
tater-tots in the ashtray totally harshing my mellow....

1:57pm Cecile:

you know what, pz, that could be it.
if it is, I feel like a prize idiot.
as opposed to the usual idiot.

1:57pm Carmichael:

Sean's OK. He knows a lot about time travel.

1:57pm Pearly Sweets:

Kenny is stirring the pot by allowing everybody to see exactly how, as a whole, the regular group of people are discussed about when the radio smile is gone.

1:59pm Devin:

Wow, lunch was great.

1:59pm Catfish J Rivers:

the comments page is gonna have short term memory loss

1:59pm Pearly Sweets:

Cecile, some of Kenny's remarks and quick changing of focus seems like he is pulling from different people. Now which side of the fence he'd be on... well, whichever one gets the most reaction.

2:01pm Cecile:

yep. I think so. I'm just touchy.

2:01pm Carmichael:

Wow, Kenny is now Daniel Ellsberg. Leak us some more info, Father!

2:01pm Catfish J Rivers:

Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.

2:01pm annie:

kenny g's show is typically incendiary. it's what makes it so unique. i believe in free-form radio!! despite what we like to hear. most of us regular listeners know the djs personalities and should allow some slack. and vice versa for the djs as well!

2:02pm BSI:

Clay Pigeon did a fiercely awesome poetic fart riff in a recent show. I smell a theme!

2:05pm risky!:

comment!!!!!!

2:06pm darue:

ahh, but what does phart mean?

SAVE THE COMMENTS!

Someday they may be of value to future historians.

2:08pm c major | b flat:

what would happen if some of the artists stopped making art for a day to only comment on the comment page?

2:09pm Octavio Paz:

I think the comments should be run through the Burrough's machine and re-posted as a poem.

http://gary.leeming.googlepages.com/cutup

2:10pm Pearly Sweets:

They would come back the next day refreshed and instead of hammering down the same old ideas over and over again, maybe their day of interaction will stimulate them to come up with new ideas, different ideas, and maybe even better ideas. Just a guess.

2:11pm dfencive:

Finally Kenny stopped picking on his listeners and has gone back to what he is good at- entertaining them.

2:11pm Period Piece:

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Ved. 4/29/09 12:41pm Frum: TredeMerk G. / Zee Ifulooshun Cuntrul Cummeettee-a I su lufe-a thees oone-a ooff Tum Deemooziu's... eruoond zee seme-a teeme-a thet he-a ves dueeng it I stoombled oontu thet Steurvey und Breetney Speers "Heet Me-a Beby Oone-a Mure-a Teeme-a" seem tu hefe-a zee seme-a churd prugresseeun: http://ifulooshun-cuntrul.cum/index.php/ixpereements/testeeng/46-testeeng/54-steurvey-tu-breetney Ved. 4/29/09 12:42pm Frum: Cermeecheel Thet's becoose-a thees elboom ves mestered by Eleesteur Crooley. Ved. 4/29/09 12:46pm Frum: Peerly Sveets Huurey! Ved. 4/29/09 12:50pm Frum: BSI thees is better thun gud. Ved. 4/29/09 12:53pm Frum: Bed Runeld Steel thees cumment! Ved. 4/29/09 12:53pm Frum: unneee-a hey, i'fe-a beee guud! i reelly hefe-a.. und i gut zee dug tudey!! su zeere-a!! Ved. 4/29/09 12:54pm Frum: Looees Booñuel Teste-a is zee inemy ooff ert, Kenny. Ved. 4/29/09 12:54pm Frum: Ceceele-a hee, unneee-a. Scroo yuoo Kenny. Ved. 4/29/09 12:54pm Frum: Defeen Su it's teeme-a tu iet loonch... Ved. 4/29/09 12:55pm Frum: UnUnunymuoosPerty I feel tudey's shoo is mure-a leeke-a it is noo thun it hes ifer beee beffure-a. Ved. 4/29/09 12:55pm Frum: unneee-a hee ceceele-a, let's telk ebuoot sumetheeng seelly!! Ved. 4/29/09 12:55pm Frum: Mercel Doochemp Yuoo stule-a thet frum me-a, Looees. Credeet vhere-a credeet is dooe-a. Ved. 4/29/09 12:55pm Frum: duoog frum dc Terreeturielism in zee glubel feellege-a? Ved. 4/29/09 12:55pm Frum: Durty Ooh, seeng zee cumments in Fert! Ved. 4/29/09 12:55pm Frum: Ceceele-a imeeel me-a ooffffleene-a. Ved. 4/29/09 12:56pm Frum: unneee-a k Ved. 4/29/09 12:56pm Frum: Durty In fert, in fert, in fert, in fert, in fert, in fert, in fert! Ved. 4/29/09 12:56pm Frum: BSI I doonnu fert, boot I knoo vhet I leeke-a. Ved. 4/29/09 12:57pm Frum: Mershell Stecks Kenny, vhy dun't yuoo seeng zee cumments? Ved. 4/29/09 12:57pm Frum: Durty yuoo dun't leeke-a fert? Ved. 4/29/09 12:57pm Frum: JOJO releenqooish sume-a cuntrul mr intelleegent deseegn, let us oorguneeze-a it, geefe-a us a heegh cumment culoomn, a loo cumment oone-a, und oone-a fur cereeuoos cereeel cummenters Ved. 4/29/09 12:58pm Frum: Bubu Dunce-a munkey... Ved. 4/29/09 12:59pm Frum: Bed Runeld Is unyune-a perffurmeeng Kegel ixerceeses oooot zeere-a? Ved. 4/29/09 12:59pm Frum: Durty Vell, I em dueeng vhet oozeer peuple-a vunt, vheech is selff prumuteeng und dueeng thees vheele-a yuoo seeng hes zee vunderffool iffffect ooff negeteeng zee selff prumushun... Ved. 4/29/09 12:59pm Frum: Peerly Sveets Huurey! Ved. 4/29/09 1:00pm Frum: Rusetta Stune-a Ehh, su. ..he-a be-a reedeeng cullecshun ooff DJ internel cumments oon zee tupeec ooff cumments. Thet's zee gene-a-geneeoos ooff it. Ved. 4/29/09 1:00pm Frum: unna f. deed fefureete-a theengs get zee cebesh b/c ooff feers ooff oobsceneety? Ved. 4/29/09 1:00pm Frum: UnUnunymuoosPerty Da Da Delee guudbye-a, Da Da Delee dun't cry ... Ved. 4/29/09 1:02pm Frum: Ike-a Iff reeders cuoold hefe-a cleecked oon a + oor - in reecshun tu Pooleene-a Keel's mufeee-a refeeoos beck in zee dey, vuoold zeey hefe-a cume-a up veet mure-a plooses oor mure-a meenooses? Vuoold zeey hefe-a cunteenooed poobleeshing her iff she-a hed guttee puur reteengs frum reeders? Nunezeeless, I lufe-a tu rete-a theengs, su breeng oon zee + und -! Ved. 4/29/09 1:03pm Frum: a mooseec instrooment zee esymptute-a ooff infenshun is zee unerchy ooff (zee sooffffereeng ooff tutel freedum). Thet is: I shuoold be-a eble-a tu uplued cumments frum my cell phune-a. Ved. 4/29/09 1:03pm Frum: unneee-a she-a ves elveys ooffff, boot ve-a injuyed reedeeng her und gueeng tu see-a zee mufeee-a und deesegreeing veet her ifee mure-a ferfently, ike-a! Ved. 4/29/09 1:07pm Frum: UnUnunymuoosPerty Su zee best vey tu meke-a a heppeneeng is tu du nutheeng? Ved. 4/29/09 1:07pm Frum: Ceceele-a zeere's a deefffference-a betveee zee irreeteshun thet mekes a peerl ooff thuooght in yuoor meend, und zee keend thet geefes yuoo a skeen resh. Gut uny furtooel curteesune-a? Ved. 4/29/09 1:08pm Frum: red ectur Lest teeme-a I heerd thees sung ves et zee ind ooff zee vurld. Thet's becoose-a thees elboom reeesed my bluud pressoore-a 30 pueents. I'm tured ooff feeleeng leeke-a ve're-a joost here-a tu help. I em soospecteeng thet shelloo, fepeed, thuooghtless teste-a is zee inemy ooff peyeeng cluse-a ettenshun. Creeshun is nut zee seme-a furverd oor beckverd, hence-a felooe-a cun be-a esseegned erbeetrerily. Ved. 4/29/09 1:09pm Frum: Bed Runeld Reteeng is ooferreted. Ved. 4/29/09 1:10pm Frum: UnUnunymuoosPerty I nefer ture-a ooff EEA Eerdferk's 5t peepe-a de-a-ruuteeng. Ved. 4/29/09 1:12pm Frum: Irreeteshunel Perely Sveets ooff Thuooght Ellun duesn't vunt yuoo tu vurry, boot he-a duesn't vunt yuoo nut tu vurry, becoose-a nut vurryeeng tuu mooch meeght sperk lezeeness. Elffred Noomun, hooefer, tekes a deefffferent eppruech tu thees thuooght. He-a feends heemselff eskeeng zee qooesshun es tu vhy unyune-a vuoold vurry ebuoot untyheeng? Ved. 4/29/09 1:14pm Frum: tvu | vurds Frum: Ceceele-a Creeshun is nut zee seme-a furverd oor beckverd, hence-a felooe-a cun be-a esseegned erbeetrerily. I'm tured ooff feeleeng leeke-a I'm a beeheefe-a, und VFMOo is zee steeck. Lest teeme-a I heerd thees sung ves et zee ind ooff zee vurld. 03pm Frum: unneee-a she-a ves elveys ooffff, boot ve-a injuyed reedeeng her und gueeng tu see-a zee mufeee-a und deesegreeing veet her ifee mure-a ferfently, ike-a! Thet's becoose-a thees elboom reeesed my bluud pressoore-a 30 pueents. I'm tured ooff feeleeng leeke-a ve're-a joost here-a tu help. I em soospecteeng thet shelloo, fepeed, thuooghtless teste-a is zee inemy ooff peyeeng cluse-a ettenshun. Frum: Peerly Sveets Huurey! Ved. 4/29/09 1:15pm Frum: UnUnunymuoosPerty Iff it furst yuoo cun meke-a a heppeneeng, geefe-a up. Thet in itselff is a heppeneeng. Ved. 4/29/09 1:16pm Frum: red ectur A peerl ooff thuooght in yuoor meend cun nut be-a fulded intu itselff, vheele-a vhet I leeke-a hes zee vunderffool iffffect ooff negeteeng sumetheeng seelly. Su zee best vey tu meke-a a heppeneeng is tu du vhet oozeer peuple-a vunt, vheech is better thun gud. Ved. 4/29/09 1:16pm Frum: BSI vhu hes perrut ceke-a? Ved. 4/29/09 1:18pm Frum: Zee Deed 1:18 Ved. 4/29/09 1:19pm Frum: red ectur Frum: Freddy frum: Vest Oorunge-a Ploombeeng Soopply Zee suoonds ooff cumments Frum: b flet Kenny G yuoo ere-a zee BEST. Cun yuoo pley (cun nut be-a fulded intu itselff uny better ) ## (c++) "I'm Frum Fegeena" fur me-a pleese-a zeen veys tu vheech zee leesteners seetooete-a zeemselfes tooerd sumetheeng. Ved. 4/29/09 1:19pm Frum: Ceceele-a OoK, I Leeke-a thet yuoo ere-a pleyeeng Kennet Petchee. Thet is shoo releted. Ved. 4/29/09 1:20pm Frum: iun hoo trooly inspureeng. Ved. 4/29/09 1:21pm Frum: cheecegu dues unyune-a reelly knoo vhet teeme-a it is? Ved. 4/29/09 1:22pm Frum: UnUnunymuoosPerty "I dun't hefe-a unytheeng oon, let's gu tu yuoor plece-a." "OoK, let's gu." "Veeet a meenoote-a, I'll hefe-a tu poot sumetheeng oon." Ved. 4/29/09 1:22pm Frum: Merfees Dey I cun tell yuoo, huney. Ved. 4/29/09 1:22pm Frum: Murrees Dey I cun tell yuoo, huney. Ved. 4/29/09 1:23pm Frum: Murrees Dey ipeec feeel Ved. 4/29/09 1:24pm Frum: jun "zeep snep und drup" murrees dey Ved. 4/29/09 1:27pm Frum: red ectur She-a ves elveys ooffff tu ebuleesh teeme-a in zee glubel feellege-a. I gut zee dug tudey, deesegreeing veet her ifee mure-a ferfently. Yuoo cun't du unytheeng unymure-a, boot ve-a injuyed zee sooffffereeng ooff tutel freedum. Es suun es I get hume-a in zee next foo meenootes let's telk ebuoot zee gooy lest neeght et zee rectury. I veell nut loogh vhee I get tu NYC. Ved. 4/29/09 1:28pm Frum: Negetur Kenny G is a "Heppeneeng"! Thunk yuoo fur thees tveested yee tu Ken's Yeeng Yung. Ved. 4/29/09 1:28pm Frum: Pereeud Peeece-a thees suoonds leeke-a Pereeud Peeece-a. Zee reterd gut better. Ved. 4/29/09 1:28pm Frum: reesky! GO KENNY GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ved. 4/29/09 1:32pm Frum: guush Thees gurl et my ooffffeece-a vunts tu pley yehtzee-a oofer loonch es sume-a surt ooff ed-huc cummooneety booeelding ixerceese-a oor sume-a sheet boot i cun berely get intu it becoose-a ooff ell thet foockeeng oodeeu deet spurel sheet. Thunks a lut, Kenny. Ved. 4/29/09 1:33pm Frum: Cermeecheel I cun noo see-a zee footoore-a: "VFMOo, foolly mudereted". Ved. 4/29/09 1:33pm Frum: UnUnunymuoosPerty A chet ruum suoonds tuu mooch leeke-a a heppeneeng tu me-a. Ved. 4/29/09 1:34pm Frum: Feecki Zee reterd deffeenitely gut better. Ved. 4/29/09 1:35pm Frum: BSI cummooneest. Ved. 4/29/09 1:36pm Frum: duoog frum dc Get a ruum... Ved. 4/29/09 1:37pm Frum: Cermeecheel Zee messege-a buerd pusters pley un impurtunt rule-a, becoose-a zeey ere-a zee leesteners, zeey sooppurt zee steshun, yeda yeda .... Joost keep zeem evey sumoohere-a, vhere-a I cun't see-a oor heer zeem. Ved. 4/29/09 1:37pm Frum: Negetur Yuoor cumments bured vuoold be-a mure-a bureeng iff yuoo tuuk evey zee vuu-huu's und zee puu-puu's. Ved. 4/29/09 1:38pm Frum: qooesshun merk und zee mystereeuns Kenny, yuoo ere-a prufukeeng us. Yuoo ere-a prufuceteefe-a. Yuoor shoo is prufuceteefe-a. Noo yuoo ere-a pruddeeng yuoor oodeeence-a fur reecshun in zee cumments leest. Yuoo hefe-a a beooteeffool fueece-a es lung es yuoo keep in yuoor nurmel speekeeng regeester. Hoo ebuoot vest oorunge-a ploombeeng sooppleees- preece-a, selecshun serfeece-a? cun yuoo recummend? Ved. 4/29/09 1:40pm Frum: Peerly Sveets Su thees is vhy Beelly Jem ves rellyeeng zee oozeer veek. Mekes mure-a sense-a noo. Ved. 4/29/09 1:42pm Frum: Ceceele-a Yep. Beelly Jem is eces. Und Freedey is greet coose-a zee cumment buerd is un ecteefe-a perteecipunt in reel teeme-a. Ved. 4/29/09 1:42pm Frum: Lete-a tu zee perty Vuu-huu. Vhet? Vhet'd I du? Ved. 4/29/09 1:44pm Frum: vffmoo | http://vvv.hoop.herferd.idoo/cetelug/JENVA2.h [Prefeeuoosly cuncerned cheeeffly veet leeterery zeeury, Benjemeen dooreeng zeese-a Yeers dues peeuneering vurk in noo erees, frum zee stoody ooff pupooler ] Ved. 4/22/09 6:15pm Frum: Peerly Sveets I theenk Undy [fecebuuk: pruffeele-a here-a: { http://blugffeeles.vffmoo.oorg/KF/2009/03/25/kee_v_peetchffurk_beeg.jpg } deleefered et leest $3 in bell boosteeng. Free. 4/24/09 6:13pm Frum: steengy d Fur, furstly, zee suceeel insteencts leed un uneemel tu teke-a pleesoore-a in zee suceeety ooff its felloos, tu feel a certeeen emuoont ooff sympethy veet zeem, und tu perffurm fereeuoos serfeeces fur zeem. [Cooltoore-a (a deescipline-a he-a furtooelly creeted) tu zeeureees ooff zee medeea und zee feesooel erts. Hees vreetings oon zee zeeury ooff muderneety] Ved. 4/29/09 1:45pm Frum: Cetffeesh J Reefers Brootel Hunesty nefer suoonded su sveet Ved. 4/29/09 1:46pm Frum: Cermeecheel Nu ooffffense-a Kenny, boot cun yuoo get Edem Sundler tu du yuoor seenging? It vuoold be-a mure-a beereble-a. Ved. 4/29/09 1:47pm Frum: Sume-a Ideeut Vhet? Nu Ceke-a? Beetch! Ved. 4/29/09 1:47pm Frum: reesky! TELL IM KENNY!!!!!!! Ved. 4/29/09 1:47pm Frum: Peerly Sveets I steell egree-a. Thet ves a greet 7sd und in zee furst 15 meenootes, Undy ves dueeng qooeete-a zee jub. Ved. 4/29/09 1:48pm Frum: leestener jeffff let it floo kenny Ved. 4/29/09 1:49pm Frum: nna i'm geefing yuoo ell spem floo Ved. 4/29/09 1:49pm Frum: ep vhet a tregeec veste-a ooff eurvefes thees is! Ved. 4/29/09 1:50pm Frum: Peerly Sveets I theenk I feegoored oooot et leest oone-a ooff zee peuple-a. Fur better oor vurse-a? Ved. 4/29/09 1:50pm Frum: derooe-a ere-a ve-a roonneeng oooot ooff eurvefes noo? Ved. 4/29/09 1:50pm Frum: Ceceele-a I du reelly leeke-a leefejuoornel. Ved. 4/29/09 1:51pm Frum: Ceceele-a Kenny, it's nut yuoo, it's me-a. Joost tuoochy. Ved. 4/29/09 1:52pm Frum: leestener jeffff eurvefes cuoold be-a ted noogent - vhet vuoold thet veste-a fectur be-a? Ved. 4/29/09 1:52pm Frum: Ceceele-a Seun ectooelly hes luts ooff inseeghts ,thuoogh. Zee vhuu huu is oonly a fecet. Ved. 4/29/09 1:52pm Frum: feeshmunkeystoo I preffer tu cunffoose-a zee messes, myselff. Ved. 4/29/09 1:53pm Frum: UnUnunymuoosPerty Surry ebuoot zee cerpet, doode-a. Ved. 4/29/09 1:53pm Frum: Peegzerdner Defe-a I meessed zee begeenning ooff thees. Is Kenny reedeeng zee meenootes ooff a debete-a oofer zee implementeshun/use-a ooff pleyleest cumments frum a VFMOo steffff meeteeng oor sumetheeng? It's creckeeng me-a up. Ved. 4/29/09 1:54pm Frum: Peerly Sveets Ispc' veet zee seun deeely hete-a. Beeeng in hees fun cloob, I keep a deteeeled juoornel ooff ell ooff hees vuu-huus und incendeeery cumments. Coose-a he-a ves qooeete-a oon fy-rrrr dooreeng a certeeen oone-a huoor shoo ebuoot three-a veeks egu. Ved. 4/29/09 1:55pm Frum: Cetffeesh J Reefers eloomeenoom fueel prutectur beuneees help thu Ved. 4/29/09 1:56pm Frum: BSI vhua. teter-tuts in zee eshtrey tutelly hersheeng my melloo.... Ved. 4/29/09 1:57pm Frum: Ceceele-a yuoo knoo vhet, pz, thet cuoold be-a it. iff it is, I feel leeke-a a preeze-a ideeut. es ooppused tu zee usooel ideeut. Ved. 4/29/09 1:57pm Frum: Cermeecheel Seun's OoK. He-a knoos a lut ebuoot teeme-a trefel. Ved. 4/29/09 1:57pm Frum: Peerly Sveets Kenny is sturreeng zee put by ellooeeng iferybudy tu see-a ixectly hoo, es a vhule-a, zee regooler gruoop ooff peuple-a ere-a deescoossed ebuoot vhee zee redeeu smeele-a is gune-a. Ved. 4/29/09 1:59pm Frum: Defeen Voo, loonch ves greet. Ved. 4/29/09 1:59pm Frum: Cetffeesh J Reefers zee cumments pege-a is gunna hefe-a shurt term memury luss Ved. 4/29/09 1:59pm Frum: Peerly Sveets Ceceele-a, sume-a ooff Kenny's remerks und qooeeck chungeeng ooff fucoos seems leeke-a he-a is poolleeng frum deefffferent peuple-a. Noo vheech seede-a ooff zee fence-a he'd be-a oon... vell, vheechefer oone-a gets zee must reecshun. Ved. 4/29/09 2:01pm Frum: Ceceele-a yep. I theenk su. I'm joost tuoochy. Ved. 4/29/09 2:01pm Frum: Cermeecheel Voo, Kenny is noo Duneeel Illsberg. Leek us sume-a mure-a inffu, Fezeer! Ved. 4/29/09 2:01pm Frum: Cetffeesh J Reefers Cunffooceeoos sey, Mun vhu fert in choorch moost seet in hees oovn poo. Ved. 4/29/09 2:01pm Frum: unneee-a kenny g's shoo is typeecelly incendeeery. it's vhet mekes it su uneeqooe-a. i beleeefe-a in free-a-furm redeeu!! despeete-a vhet ve-a leeke-a tu heer. must ooff us regooler leesteners knoo zee djs persuneleeties und shuoold elloo sume-a sleck. und feece-a fersa fur zee djs es vell! Ved. 4/29/09 2:02pm Frum: BSI Cley Peegeun deed a feeercely evesume-a pueteec fert reeffff in a recent shoo. I smell a zeeme-a! Ved. 4/29/09 2:05pm Frum: reesky! cumment!!!!!! Ved. 4/29/09 2:06pm Frum: derooe-a ehh, boot vhet dues phert meun? SEFE THE COMMENTS! Sumedey zeey mey be-a ooff felooe-a tu footoore-a heesturiuns. Ved. 4/29/09 2:08pm Frum: c mejur | b flet vhet vuoold heppee iff sume-a ooff zee erteests stupped mekeeng ert fur a dey tu oonly cumment oon zee cumment pege-a? Ved. 4/29/09 2:09pm Frum: Ooctefeeu Pez I theenk zee cumments shuoold be-a roon thruoogh zee Boorruoogh's mecheene-a und re-a-pusted es a puem. http://gery.leemeeng.guuglepeges.cum/cootoop Ved. 4/29/09 2:10pm Frum: Peerly Sveets Zeey vuoold cume-a beck zee next dey reffreshed und insteed ooff hemmereeng doon zee seme-a oold idees oofer und oofer egeeen, meybe-a zeeur dey ooff interecshun veell steemoolete-a zeem tu cume-a up veet noo idees, deefffferent idees, und meybe-a ifee better idees. Joost a gooess.

2:11pm Rosetta Stone:

At the time of my 1:00 comment, I thought I was already stating the obvious. Didn't want to see Cecile baited and bruised.

2:13pm Cecile:

that's ok. I'm a little slow on the uptake, but figured it out. eventually.

thanks, though.

2:15pm Michel Foucault:

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2:16pm Carmichael:

I'm having Thai food for lunch. Again.

2:16pm Toby Twinnings:

I love this music

2:16pm Period Piece:

From, dig dis: Carmichael Alright, Kenny. Right On! Dis here fella' rocks. Right On! . Right On! Wed. 4/29/09 12:05pm From, dig dis: Cecile Kenny. Right On! Wed. 4/29/09 12:05pm From, dig dis: GP Oh, danks Kenny. Slap mah fro!...last time ah' heard dis song wuz at mah' family reunion. 'S coo', bro. Wed. 4/29/09 12:06pm From, dig dis: Cecile I gots'ta not laugh when Kenny calls mah' dojigger Wed. 4/29/09 12:06pm From, dig dis: Pearly Sweets Hoo'ay. Right On! Wed. 4/29/09 12:07pm From, dig dis: BSI jeezus, it really IS de end uh de wo'ld... Wed. 4/29/09 12:08pm From, dig dis: Pearly Sweets Dis Neil You'sng version be my favo'ite Wed. 4/29/09 12:09pm From, dig dis: Freddy fum: West Orange Plumbin' Sdownply Kenny G ya' are da damn BEST. Can ya' play "I'm From Vagina" fo' me please Wed. 4/29/09 12:09pm From, dig dis: ganjibus Oh de humanity. Right On! Wed. 4/29/09 12:11pm From, dig dis: Carmichael As soon as ah' get crib tonight, ah' gots'ta not leave wahtahmelluns in de hall. Wed. 4/29/09 12:16pm From, dig dis: annie i'm still here. What it is, Mama!. really really. Slap mah fro! ah' missed da damn grodown ya'-tube sin'-along. Right On! . Right On! bummer. Ah be baaad... Wed. 4/29/09 12:16pm From, dig dis: tim Dis be uncanny. Right On! ah' wuz plum listenin' t'dis "uterus" piece last night at da damn recto'y. Right On! Wed. 4/29/09 12:18pm From, dig dis: Cecile can't listen. 'S coo', bro. gots'ta be back. Wed. 4/29/09 12:19pm From, dig dis: AnAnonymousParty No 'to and fro' movements are allowed? Dese days ya' kin't do anydin' anymo'e. What it is, Mama! Wed. 4/29/09 12:19pm From, dig dis: Cecile now ah' can. 'S coo', bro. Wed. 4/29/09 12:22pm From, dig dis: Cecile I's gots'ta be so's sin'in' on yo' show if ah' get t'NYC, Kenny. Slap mah fro! Wed. 4/29/09 12:23pm From, dig dis: Cecile my comments are great Wed. 4/29/09 12:24pm From, dig dis: Cecile I's gots'ta be suspectin' dat ah' am goin' t'get angry in de next few minutes. Wed. 4/29/09 12:24pm From, dig dis: dc pat So, let's rap about Raz'tus of Leyden. 'S coo', bro...dat guy wuz nuts. Right On! Tried t'abolish time. Right On! . Right On! What some card.. Wed. 4/29/09 12:25pm From, dig dis: BSI Shallow, vapid, doughtless comments be whut tiggers do best. Abuse me, Kenned. Wed. 4/29/09 12:25pm From, dig dis: Flip Wilson Yes, dere be a way. Slap mah fro! You's gots' access t'de IP addresses, totally mappable. What it is, Mama! Wed. 4/29/09 12:25pm From, dig dis: unique individual Hey wow, fust comment. Wed. 4/29/09 12:26pm From, dig dis: Cecile shove it, Kenny. Slap mah fro! Wed. 4/29/09 12:27pm From, dig dis: Carmichael My moda' done told me, To git ha' a rabbit. Wed. 4/29/09 12:27pm From, dig dis: Buckwheat Ass Comments are useless, hence value kin be assigned arbitrarily, as wid art. Wed. 4/29/09 12:27pm From, dig dis: jeremy de listener my feelin' be dat it would be an accomplishment t'be censo'ed by kenny g Wed. 4/29/09 12:27pm From, dig dis: J-Mar Kenny, we're plum here t'help, OK? Wed. 4/29/09 12:27pm From, dig dis: Harvey [THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN DELETED BY AN ADMINISTRATOR] Wed. 4/29/09 12:27pm From, dig dis: unique individual What would even be betta' is t'censo' songs on de playlists. Right On! . Right On! Wed. 4/29/09 12:28pm From, dig dis: stefica happily, we web listeners kin turn off de comments. Right On! Wed. 4/29/09 12:28pm From, dig dis: BSI hey man, de Etruscans wuz pretty effin' meta-fuckin'l wid THEIR comment bo'ds. Wed. 4/29/09 12:29pm From, dig dis: b flat De sounds uh comments kin not be folded into itself any betta' den ways t'which de listeners situate demselves toward sump'n. Wed. 4/29/09 12:30pm From, dig dis: Cecile I'm tired uh feelin' likes I'm some beehive, and WFMU be de stick. Wed. 4/29/09 12:30pm From, dig dis: Clark Barr I wanna smell dis show in Odo'ama® Wed. 4/29/09 12:33pm From, dig dis: Carmichael Kenny, you is de guy who gits really mad at concerts when some oda' audience memba' isn't payin' close attenshun? Wed. 4/29/09 12:35pm From, dig dis: c majo' dat be de 'espuh'ience be not da damn archive. What it is, Mama! de live voice uh de cut down be only process. creashun be not deep. Wed. 4/29/09 12:36pm From, dig dis: Jess Dat's amazin'... dis sounds pretty much de same fo'ward o' backward Wed. 4/29/09 12:37pm From, dig dis: dc pat so Joe B and Kenny G are da damn comments haters, huh? We'll see about dat... Wed. 4/29/09 12:39pm From, dig dis: Cecile yeah, turn 'em off. What it is, Mama! Turn 'em off. What it is, Mama! Wed. 4/29/09 12:39pm From, dig dis: doug fum dc yes, turn dem off. What it is, Mama! stop me befo'e ah' comment again. 'S coo', bro.

2:17pm Cecile:

got any Lauren Newton?

2:18pm John McCabe in LA:

hi are you the same Kenny G that plays the sax

2:18pm Cecile:

the uncle remus comments are the funniest thing I ever read.

2:19pm dr. orange:

1) the prepositional logic of a cutup program (machine).
2) order by the visual category
is To replace want is complex with that that is chaotic,
but not lacking genius.

2:20pm Bad Ronald:

The aphids are bringing me down man!

2:23pm AnAnonymousParty:

We return you now to Freeform Comments theater, already in progress.

2:24pm Pearly Sweets:

Theater? Does that mean it isn't a happening?

2:25pm AnAnonymousParty:

It's a fine line between a happening and a crappening.

2:26pm Cecile:

a melee and a youlee

2:27pm slim:

the thin brown line

2:29pm Pearly Sweets:

Freeform Radio | Should Never Be Made Into |a Stupid Haiku

2:29pm rrose selavy:

my heart belongs to Dada

2:30pm r. mutt:

did someone say toilet humor?

2:31pm doug from dc:

your radio show is a housefly devouring the inappropriate ornament.

2:31pm Hanah Hoch:

the problem is horse fidelity

2:32pm AnAnonymousParty:

I like to think of it as a drive-by-shooting at a wax museum.

2:34pm Cecile:

must go now and get
a porketta sandwich next door
piggy goodness for me

2:35pm Cecile:

excuse me
piggy goodness mine.

2:36pm doug from dc:

it is a ceremony of assured constables, instigating fourteen thorough redactions with the aim of mitigating irregular indentations in the cryptobranchoid brainstem.

2:36pm porkpie:

ewww swine flu sandwich yuck

2:36pm Guantanamo Guards:

Turn this up, please.

2:38pm Terry:

Was that from a play called Three Penny Opera?

2:40pm Men:

We love certain parts of our anatomy too.

2:43pm turn it up lol:

how many people lowered their radios lol

2:43pm Asian men:

We are fascinating, there's no denying that.

2:46pm Moe, Larry & Curly:

Hey, you should join our club!

2:46pm Grandpa Pearly Sweets:

I remember when Kenny first told us about his love for men and boys back during the marathon show.

2:47pm Spanky:

The He-man Women Hater's Club

2:47pm CC:

wow, Nada wrote this? love it.

2:47pm The universe:

You'd best not piss ME off.

2:48pm cracked redactor:

they pee sitting down. they bleed once a month but don't die.

2:51pm mr mehoff:

hate is just an inside out rainbow!

2:53pm cracked redactor:

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2:53pm Pearly Sweets:

I heard "beef steak"

2:53pm Maurice Chevalier:

Thank heaven for little girls.

2:53pm Laura L:

Häßlich!

2:55pm AnAnonymousParty:

"Because I'm good enough, and smart enough and, doggone it, people like me."

2:59pm The dude:

Why can't people have respect for the carpet?

3:02pm syrian rue:

because it doesn't fly like it is supposed to

9:43am It is of my opinion...:

...that playlist comments should revolve around the music (or whatever else is going on during the show), and not ourselves. Leave the socializing to your social websites, of which there are many. There is only one WFMU, so respect it and do everything you can to preserve it for future generations.

7:26pm a unique individual:

percentage of commenting is coming from the same group

1:07am The Murder of Roger Ackroyd 1/10:

Loretta Arnold Kathie Lee you dress nice as can be and I like the way you dress. Hoda I think Kathie Lee is right get involed in dating men you might find the right guy to marry and be happy like Kathie Lee is with her husband and kids.
Hoda you can dress in better clothing where you can look nice like Kathie
Lee. I like the show because of Kathie Lee and how she dresses and how she does her hair. But Hoda like I said you need to start dating and find the right guy and get married and I agree with Kathie Lee on that.