WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from July 14, 2010

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Guessing: The secret handshake involves Andy slipping his hand in your pocket to lift your wallet.
	6:04pm Skippy: The secret handshake should involve peanut butter!
	6:04pm Unemployment: I only last 99 weeks, dude. Better come up with something.
	6:06pm Former Secret Society Member: Remember: "The typical secret handshake involves placing one's fingers or thumbs in a particular position, one that will be recognized by fellow members while seeming to be a normal handshake to non-members."
	6:08pm Maybe...: Even the very discussion of the secret handshake is a secret. Fatal flaw found. Show over.
	6:09pm ?: Imploded already, eh?
	6:10pm Unemployment Office: Why are you doing an upaid show when you should be sending out resumes? Just asking.
	6:11pm Mortgage Holder: Do you have a 12-month contingency fund on hand? Just asking
	6:13pm Irwin: Andy's resume isn't that impressive, but it's printed on very expensive paper!
	6:16pm PMD: On unused Monk scripts?
	6:20pm ?: Even Ken's descriptions of his children make me think, "Awwww". I love that they bridge the age and sex gap with things like their secret handshake.
	6:22pm Disastrogirl: The handshake needs to have a creepy palm tickle in it.
	6:25pm Lizardner Dave: I'll have to listen to the completion of this concept failure on archive tomorrow. Looking forward to it. Good night.
	6:25pm Danielle: Hi Ken and Andy!!! I can't believe that I got through! My husband and I are listening from the Columbia River Gorge in Oregon. We have a question for you guys: Question: Why did the Goose cross the road? Answer: It's the chicken's day off!! Secret handshake advice: high five, spin around, kick your heels together and shout, "Ken rocks!"
	6:26pm ?: Losing the will to listen...
	6:26pm SilverBridge: It should start with the fake a handshake slick back your hair move. Then move on to the creepy palm tickle.
	6:26pm sandy: Start with a regular handshake and build from that
	6:26pm ?: God Bless You and Your Work
	6:27pm Tipsy Hussle: She forgot to say Bababooey
	6:28pm sandy: Omg, rusty trombone, surprising
	6:28pm Lizardner Dave: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone Once again, good night.
	6:28pm Scream!!!!!: Callers creepin' me out bigtime, man!!!!!!
	6:29pm hamburger: secret handshake, meet, meet, offer handshake, no movement, 7 second delay, almost like a snub, but then, a warm smile, wink, and a hug... and then a trip to a bar.. I dunnnnno! :)
	6:29pm heil: shouldn't the secret handshake involve "heil hitler" somehow?
	6:31pm -max-: Shake right hands, but hook (intertwine) the thumbs and pinkies.
	6:31pm hamburger: or secret handshake, A offers right hand, B offers left, when A switches to left, B switches to right, then left, and on and on and on until eternity...
	6:32pm david: the secret hand shake is when you use your middle finger to tickle the palm of the other. its secret
	6:33pm PMD: A rusty plumber?
	6:35pm andy in berlin: I like the wiping the hands on the pants thing, Would have suggested it myself.
	6:37pm Tipsy Hussle: Come in with a quick handshake up around the chest area. Push close to each other. Play a round of thumb wrestling while kicking each other's heels.
	6:37pm I Phone: I'm awaiting Ken's death grip.
	6:37pm Marshall Stacks: "Spectacles, testicles, watch and fob." I think Winston Churchill invented that.
	6:37pm Disastrogirl: spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
	6:38pm PMD: What about the poor people who don't have thumbs?
	6:39pm Danne D: There should be a Fonzie "Ayyyyyyyyyy " Thumb Gesture at the end.
	6:39pm PMD: How about Heil Hitler from the waist?
	6:39pm Mr. Johnny: Ben Franklin wrote about spectacles, etc in his Autobiography.
	6:39pm PMD: Oh wait, not THAT way.
	6:39pm Julie: How about a Nazi/Klingon style diagonal thump to the chest preceding said handshake.
	6:40pm hamburger: was just thinking the fonz gesture looks a bit like the number 7
	6:40pm Art Smass: In the New Guinea Highlands, gentlemen greet each other by squeezing one another's family jewels. Could work in NJ, too!
	6:40pm Hitler: Yes, the idea is lacking in executiuon. Exeuction of Ken and Andy. BWAHAHAHAHA!
	6:40pm Tipsy Hussle: Okay so you go and you shake the hand quickly, jump back into the gunslinger position. Then have a 3-second countdown before drawing and shooting.
	6:40pm ang: after hand wipe on thighs: shake hands again and then hold up seven fingers (hands near shoulder level), and shake hands again. The end.
	6:41pm Mr. Johnny: Andy, you like Hitler's foreign policies???
	6:41pm Topic Police: Is the topic Secret Handshake or Andy's Job Issues? We have paperwork to fill out.
	6:42pm Danne D: Only shut-ins listen, Andy!
	6:42pm PMD: how long is a long hug?
	6:42pm hamburger: hugs gotta be at LEAST 20 seconds!
	6:42pm Brian: Handshake Idea: With cell phone in hand say, "Go to hell".
	6:43pm Kendall!: I'm in Jersey City by Van Vorst I'll gladly handshake someone
	6:44pm Huh?: Just focus? Just focus? Since when did that ever happen here????
	6:45pm PMD: Men must wear cups when giving long hug to woman.
	6:46pm andy in berlin: I think they should shake, wipe the hands and then one says "what about the secret handshake", and the other person says "what secret handshake"?
	6:46pm False Ending: OK, we'll see what happens next.
	6:47pm Rustier Trombon: Shake hands, say, "Where's the stash?" in the voice of Nick the Bard.
	6:48pm Kendall!: ok sure I'll be right over
	6:52pm Upcoming: Rusty Trombone Time
	6:57pm ?: what drama!
	6:57pm Danne D: Great Radio :)
	6:58pm andy in berlin: If you hug that long, the audience is never going to make it into the theater!
	7:00pm Danne D: Hug woulda gone better with Peanut Butter Underwear
	10:06am Lizardner Dave: Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPb0qsgjjQc

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from July 14, 2010

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July 14, 2010: Tonight's Programme: The Seven Second Delay Secret Handshake

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Guessing: The secret handshake involves Andy slipping his hand in your pocket to lift your wallet.
	6:04pm Skippy: The secret handshake should involve peanut butter!
	6:04pm Unemployment: I only last 99 weeks, dude. Better come up with something.
	6:06pm Former Secret Society Member: Remember: "The typical secret handshake involves placing one's fingers or thumbs in a particular position, one that will be recognized by fellow members while seeming to be a normal handshake to non-members."
	6:08pm Maybe...: Even the very discussion of the secret handshake is a secret. Fatal flaw found. Show over.
	6:09pm ?: Imploded already, eh?
	6:10pm Unemployment Office: Why are you doing an upaid show when you should be sending out resumes? Just asking.
	6:11pm Mortgage Holder: Do you have a 12-month contingency fund on hand? Just asking
	6:13pm Irwin: Andy's resume isn't that impressive, but it's printed on very expensive paper!
	6:16pm PMD: On unused Monk scripts?
	6:20pm ?: Even Ken's descriptions of his children make me think, "Awwww". I love that they bridge the age and sex gap with things like their secret handshake.
	6:22pm Disastrogirl: The handshake needs to have a creepy palm tickle in it.
	6:25pm Lizardner Dave: I'll have to listen to the completion of this concept failure on archive tomorrow. Looking forward to it. Good night.
	6:25pm Danielle: Hi Ken and Andy!!! I can't believe that I got through! My husband and I are listening from the Columbia River Gorge in Oregon. We have a question for you guys: Question: Why did the Goose cross the road? Answer: It's the chicken's day off!! Secret handshake advice: high five, spin around, kick your heels together and shout, "Ken rocks!"
	6:26pm ?: Losing the will to listen...
	6:26pm SilverBridge: It should start with the fake a handshake slick back your hair move. Then move on to the creepy palm tickle.
	6:26pm sandy: Start with a regular handshake and build from that
	6:26pm ?: God Bless You and Your Work
	6:27pm Tipsy Hussle: She forgot to say Bababooey
	6:28pm sandy: Omg, rusty trombone, surprising
	6:28pm Lizardner Dave: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone Once again, good night.
	6:28pm Scream!!!!!: Callers creepin' me out bigtime, man!!!!!!
	6:29pm hamburger: secret handshake, meet, meet, offer handshake, no movement, 7 second delay, almost like a snub, but then, a warm smile, wink, and a hug... and then a trip to a bar.. I dunnnnno! :)
	6:29pm heil: shouldn't the secret handshake involve "heil hitler" somehow?
	6:31pm -max-: Shake right hands, but hook (intertwine) the thumbs and pinkies.
	6:31pm hamburger: or secret handshake, A offers right hand, B offers left, when A switches to left, B switches to right, then left, and on and on and on until eternity...
	6:32pm david: the secret hand shake is when you use your middle finger to tickle the palm of the other. its secret
	6:33pm PMD: A rusty plumber?
	6:35pm andy in berlin: I like the wiping the hands on the pants thing, Would have suggested it myself.
	6:37pm Tipsy Hussle: Come in with a quick handshake up around the chest area. Push close to each other. Play a round of thumb wrestling while kicking each other's heels.
	6:37pm I Phone: I'm awaiting Ken's death grip.
	6:37pm Marshall Stacks: "Spectacles, testicles, watch and fob." I think Winston Churchill invented that.
	6:37pm Disastrogirl: spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.
	6:38pm PMD: What about the poor people who don't have thumbs?
	6:39pm Danne D: There should be a Fonzie "Ayyyyyyyyyy " Thumb Gesture at the end.
	6:39pm PMD: How about Heil Hitler from the waist?
	6:39pm Mr. Johnny: Ben Franklin wrote about spectacles, etc in his Autobiography.
	6:39pm PMD: Oh wait, not THAT way.
	6:39pm Julie: How about a Nazi/Klingon style diagonal thump to the chest preceding said handshake.
	6:40pm hamburger: was just thinking the fonz gesture looks a bit like the number 7
	6:40pm Art Smass: In the New Guinea Highlands, gentlemen greet each other by squeezing one another's family jewels. Could work in NJ, too!
	6:40pm Hitler: Yes, the idea is lacking in executiuon. Exeuction of Ken and Andy. BWAHAHAHAHA!
	6:40pm Tipsy Hussle: Okay so you go and you shake the hand quickly, jump back into the gunslinger position. Then have a 3-second countdown before drawing and shooting.
	6:40pm ang: after hand wipe on thighs: shake hands again and then hold up seven fingers (hands near shoulder level), and shake hands again. The end.
	6:41pm Mr. Johnny: Andy, you like Hitler's foreign policies???
	6:41pm Topic Police: Is the topic Secret Handshake or Andy's Job Issues? We have paperwork to fill out.
	6:42pm Danne D: Only shut-ins listen, Andy!
	6:42pm PMD: how long is a long hug?
	6:42pm hamburger: hugs gotta be at LEAST 20 seconds!
	6:42pm Brian: Handshake Idea: With cell phone in hand say, "Go to hell".
	6:43pm Kendall!: I'm in Jersey City by Van Vorst I'll gladly handshake someone
	6:44pm Huh?: Just focus? Just focus? Since when did that ever happen here????
	6:45pm PMD: Men must wear cups when giving long hug to woman.
	6:46pm andy in berlin: I think they should shake, wipe the hands and then one says "what about the secret handshake", and the other person says "what secret handshake"?
	6:46pm False Ending: OK, we'll see what happens next.
	6:47pm Rustier Trombon: Shake hands, say, "Where's the stash?" in the voice of Nick the Bard.
	6:48pm Kendall!: ok sure I'll be right over
	6:52pm Upcoming: Rusty Trombone Time
	6:57pm ?: what drama!
	6:57pm Danne D: Great Radio :)
	6:58pm andy in berlin: If you hug that long, the audience is never going to make it into the theater!
	7:00pm Danne D: Hug woulda gone better with Peanut Butter Underwear
	10:06am Lizardner Dave: Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPb0qsgjjQc

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from July 14, 2010

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