Kenny G's Hour of Pain playlist | 09.02.10
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Reading the Traffic Part Four
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7:07pm : OH NOOOO! More traffic reports!!!7:08pm : Just keep doubling down. It really can't get any more boring that it is already.7:08pm : I would love to hear just "Panasonic JAM CAM" over and over for an hour. Now that would be pain.7:09pm : sorry for the late playlist, Fabi & Clay are distracting7:09pm : Jam your own Cam.7:09pm : And just when that hole I drilled in my head to let out all of last weeks traffic reports healed!7:10pm : Need a new bit?7:11pm : "F D R Drive" is such a mouthful. Why not something cute like the "Freddie D"?7:12pm : I think this time I'm going to need the 2 inch wide drill bit!7:13pm : Try Home Depot or Lowes. Or Dr, Mengele's, I mean Dr G's, office.7:13pm : Meanwhile! Meanwhile! Meanwhile!7:14pm : And just when my hair was starting to grow back. Now I have to shave it bald again!!!7:15pm : We add whole new meaning to the cliche "brain drain"7:16pm : Please someone have mercy on me and puncture both my eardrums!!!7:17pm : I love how Kenny says, " Near the midtown tunnel" .... " Lincoln and Holland tunnels are good" and " Oh boy, this could be bad!" so much, I could hear it every day, 5 1/2 hours a day, for the rest of my life. Call it my Kenny G Life of Pain.7:18pm : It aint an hour. It's a whole way of life.7:19pm : And for the few of us it's a giant sausage finger shoved where the sun don't shine!7:20pm : You submissive masochistic pervs like it.7:20pm : After a while of listening, my frontal lobes stop understanding the words that are being said and I rest within the empty space between Kenny G's spoken words. This is maybe what spiritual seekers call bliss ... I don't know?7:22pm : From an ancient Alan Watts lecture broadcast: '...the fool who persists in his folly will become wise'. (Mr. Watts' source credits long forgotten)7:22pm : It's like hang gliding of the space shuttle during re entry!!!!7:22pm : Greg is right..it gets kind of meditative7:22pm : Just be in the moment. After moment. After moment. After moment. After moment.
Then dive screaming off a tall building.7:23pm : Kenny just said "Load"!7:23pm : I'd rather have my hemroids operated on by a blind doctor with only one finger!!!!7:25pm : This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me. Keepin it real, dawg.7:25pm : Just put these accu pressure needles in my testicles!!7:26pm : Leave us out of thissssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!7:28pm : Take my scrotum stretch it out like a drum and play w"on't get fooled again" by the who on it7:29pm : Hear the new show! Same as the old show!7:30pm : smear my naked body with honey and lower me into a super colony of red fire ants!!!!7:32pm : The show either makes you peaceful and enlightened, or just upset and mean spirited, interesting ... it's like as if Kenny's voice and content brings the real essential personality out of folks, like milking the yuji dry, leaving you either with a smile and a twinkle in the eye... or one of those Glenn Beck looking faces .7:34pm : What's worse than being stung to death by fire ants!!!! This it really the worst thing you can do to yourself. Be forced to listen to Sarah Palins inspirational speeches!!!!7:36pm : slow go, blocking both lanes, congestion, crawling, into the tolls, stacked up, police activity, crash, alternate side parking rules, really slow ride, very heavy, thirty minute delay, no access, stretching back, disabled vehicle, tire changer, big delays, you want to avoid, sluggish, etc. etc. etc.
meditative!7:36pm : Kenny G has a nice voice. But I don't want to hear any more TRAFFIC REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!7:39pm : New York city is a giant bake oven and Kenny G is the guy poking you with a fork too see if your done!7:39pm : I just got a call saying "Why am I hearing 1010 wins?"
Fear not, I believe this is the last week of traffic.7:40pm : no more? WAAAAHHHH i was getting all meditative!!!!7:41pm : I doubt that listening to this could make me peaceful and enlightened, but I am glad he made this recording. The aesthetic is agreeable to me, but I can get it better from the day to day minutiae all around me.7:42pm : I hope to god your right julie! Because this 95 degree heat and Kenny G's traffic reports are contributing to the citys suicide rates!!!!7:43pm : But at least the people at home depot are making money selling a lot of rope!!!!7:44pm : All the drugstores in my area are out of razors and scissors!!!!7:46pm : Looks like there is a disabled vehicle blocking certain listeners center lane, so what to do? Blow the horn then keep blowing the horn in hopes that the sound will move the center lane obstacle? Or maybe just move around it, or perhaps stay off the lower deck Queens-bound lanes, but if stuck, close the eyes, take a deep breath and release, to go with the Kenny G Flow as in "Let the traffic Flow!"7:47pm : new yorkers like to whine -- that is just us purging, you know7:49pm : @Julie I was wondering how long it could last. It's almost like Kenny G is just asking to relive past persecution by a certain 3-letter agency.7:49pm : I'd rather Kenny G read from a home decorating book!! Than traffic reports!!!!7:50pm : Read the entire rules and regulations for ice hockey!!!7:50pm : we are much worse than this7:51pm : Read from the journal of American medicine! Cover to cover!7:52pm : fini!!!!~7:53pm : he wants sympathy!!!!!!!!! kill him!!!!!!!7:53pm : We all survived, we should be proud :)7:54pm : [checking for his pulse]7:54pm : NOOOOOOO!!!! Not chicago in concert!!!!8:01pm : When he sings, you WILL tune out!
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