WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 8, 2011

Listener comments!
	6:02pm FRANGRY: Hi Weirdos
	6:02pm TubaRuba: Man, Billy Jam's show is hott. Every week I hear the end and wonder why I don't listen to the whole thing
	6:02pm John McCabe in L.A.: ok start the show already
	6:03pm Slow: English measures, or metric measures?
	6:03pm Tommelise: Hello!
	6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY: Let the desperation begin!
	6:04pm Listener Dave from Seattle: Hey dudz
	6:05pm TubaRuba: Show topic: Disparate Measures, where we argue over the dimensions of various objects
	6:05pm Danne D: Hi Weirdos :) Hi Frangry <333 Hi Andy :) It's TubaRuba!!!
	6:05pm Danne D: S'up McCabe and Slow, Tommelise, and Listener Dave and the all-knowing Mister Johnny.
	6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: ANDY'S gotten really good at running the board. Maybe he should go to Japan and fix that reactor!
	6:06pm TubaRuba: Hello and happy Friday to all you friendly folk
	6:06pm Tommelise: Desperate measures remind that I should be careful not to get caught by Andy García.
	6:06pm dave ie: norfuck
	6:06pm Danne D: Wonder how Frangry would pronounce FCC if she read it like a word.
	6:06pm Listener Dave from Seattle: For some reason I am anticipating John M's call today
	6:06pm lauren: there was a man escorted off the plane when i landed in newark. man in first class peed on a stewardess
	6:07pm Dan B From Upstate: Wow, Frangry... Cutting it awful close, there.
	6:07pm jaycjay: In Nebraska, the city name that's spelled the same way is pronounced "Norfork."
	6:07pm Stewardess: and he wouldn't even pay me, cheapskate
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: Danne D - what's up, buddy!
	6:08pm Danne D: Lauren - was it this airline? http://goldenairlines.com/
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: I can't wait to hear SPIKE'S story!
	6:08pm jaycjay: Ah, looking at the photo... that dress definitely shouldn't be covered with a sweater!
	6:09pm Danne D: I've tried to suppress any such desperate stories as I'm desperate enough.
	6:09pm Colin from Vancouver British Columbia Canada: Frangry. Say Norfolk again SLOWLY. Please. thanks!
	6:10pm Danne D: So like 90% of these stories are gonna be about poop and pee.
	6:10pm Listener #7: and then he was like "UGH. MAN!"
	6:10pm Old Guy: I can neither screw nor fuck without Cialis.
	6:10pm Danne D: I mean hell, I have 2 desperate pee stories myself
	6:10pm dave ie: Danne - you say that like it's a bad thing
	6:11pm cheri: hiya danne how's it goin??? i missed you wed night,, btw have you read the comments i made??
	6:11pm Old Guy: omg, the skunk's in the room!
	6:11pm Danne D: One of them was in like 20 degree weather in what was a large public gathering (I didn't find a semi-truck, but rather a parked bus)
	6:11pm TubaRuba: I want to hear dudes' stories about taking out a second mortgage to pledge to WFMU in a desperate attempt to win the date with Frangry
	6:12pm Danne D: Hiya Cheri :) Yep thanks for the comments. I think you might be making Evan jealous though by shouting me out.
	6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANGRY is calling the commentators out!
	6:13pm jaycjay: I considered doing that, TubaRuba, but in the end decided that I'm not THAT desperate.
	6:13pm Danne D: Btw, TubaRuba is right. I bet you can do a whole show where Frangry just reads e-mails from dudes who were desperate to see Andy...I mean Frangry's breasteses.
	6:14pm Listener Dave from Seattle: I was really really hungry once and I had to eat at a Subway.
	6:14pm FRANGRY: go to myfreaks.tumblr.com
	6:14pm Danne D: I parsed out my pledges in incorrect fashion so I couldn't do my desperate attempt at a Frangry date.
	6:15pm Danne D: add "andy just take your shirt off" to the Frangry sound board please
	6:15pm TubaRuba: @Frango - first thing I thought of, too
	6:15pm Premise: Ur in trouble now.
	6:16pm Danne D: Frangry How are u? i love your pictures you look very nice. BEAUTIFUUUUUL!!! HAY! HAY! HAY!
	6:16pm RJO III: spike is not invited to any of my parties
	6:16pm Marmalade Kitty: As the given topics feedback is always inane, there is no reason why the comments board record of Kens show shouldnt be beaten easily..? Today perhaps?
	6:16pm Danne D: Hey Frangry I will let you be the dominant one and ever so often I will reverse the role which will surprise you, ha ha…. But no I’m serious….. Just imagine how beautiful our baby would be, Hmmm?…
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is SPIKE a psychopath?
	6:16pm Danne D: Okay maybe I won't keep posting passages from Frangry's myfreaks page :)
	6:17pm Obviously: @MJ: Is the Pope Catholic?
	6:17pm Danne D: You sure Ken has the record Kitty? I mean we've had over 500 on here in an hour at least once. (My personal best is 60 I think)
	6:17pm TubaRuba: Ooh, John is upping the bar with scripted conceptual calls, I like it
	6:17pm cheri: well danne and the rest of you guys i got to head out,, i'll see you in 2 weeks danne,,love ya
	6:18pm Listener Dave from Seattle: BTW, that video was awful
	6:18pm Danne D: New show premise: Mister Johnny analyzes and profiles the callers and commenters. Um, I have to say I am 100% fearful of such a concept.
	6:18pm Tommelise: If I call today, it'll be an act of desperation.
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: ANDY would be great on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
	6:19pm Danne D: Take care Cheri :) Have fun on your mystery journey.
	6:19pm cheri: ohhh i forget happy spring everyone!!
	6:19pm Obviously: Starting the diagnosis of Danne D: Deep seated need for approval. Scared yet?
	6:19pm Danne D: LOL Tommelise. I only call in when the show seems to be teetering towards desperation. I figure my call won't do any damage then.
	6:20pm Danne D: Obviously, I approve of that diagnosis.
	6:20pm TubaRuba: Oh man Jenna is amazing I am consistently glad that she calls!
	6:20pm Obviously: Duh!
	6:20pm fxo: it takes guts, to spill your guts.
	6:20pm Danne D: Only scared of commitment, Obviously.
	6:21pm Tommelise: Now THAT is a desperate comeback.
	6:21pm Marmalade Kitty: Kens show 30th March record..?
	6:21pm Danne D: (And yes, that's obviously a double meaning sentence there) FXO! Good to see you hear, sir.
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has ANDY ever been on "Jeopardy?"
	6:22pm Danne D: I'd have to do a count, Kitty. The Gum show had a massive response rate.
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: I'm gonna shoot Ronald Reagan to impress FRANGRY.
	6:22pm Conan Doyle: Andy has always been too busy ripping me off, I mean doing hommages.
	6:23pm Marmalade Kitty: DanneD, Minimize the screen and count the countless lines..
	6:24pm Listener #12: File this under who gives a shit.
	6:24pm Barbie: @MK: Math class is tough.
	6:24pm Tommelise: Reading the chapter about the "fetus in a jar" from Bush's autobiography was an act of desperation to avoid boredom.
	6:24pm Danne D: Makes me think of the XTC album "Oranges and Lemons" in a whole new light.
	6:25pm cheri: danne i'm sorry that i'm away alot these days,,,=( but 'll be back in two weeks,, and you're a terrific friend!!!!!
	6:25pm Marmalade Kitty: Any other suggestion as to how you can more easily count lines?
	6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY: Who gives an orange!
	6:25pm fxo: XTC, how appropriate!
	6:26pm Barbie: my hoohahs are bigger than cheri's
	6:26pm Math Class: to get to 600 in 60 minutes, every single minute stamp has to have 10 on average. We are more in the five or so per minute range here.
	6:26pm Danne D: It's okay cheri. No worries. It's good to disappear from the boards sometimes. To kitty - I usually just do a select all and then past it into excel. By usually I mean the one time I did it after the gum show.
	6:27pm Danne D: True fact - Rifampin (which you take to prevent meningitis) will make your pee (and tears) turn orange.
	6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY: I oranged my pants on the subway once. It was horrible.
	6:28pm Tommelise: In my adult life I've come to realize that all or most conversation end desperately on "oranges."
	6:28pm RJO III: andy told the story about the time he pooped his pants
	6:29pm Danne D: I bombed out in my interview portion for "Weakest Link". I totally thought I was going to make it as I had the "Know-it-all prick" character down well. (No schtick in that statement, I figured that was the angle.) Also true - my mom won 3 days on the original jeopardy with Art Fleming.
	6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY: What story would you tell now, ANDY? Something about RUSSIA perhaps.
	6:29pm Mike: I never oranged my pants but I did have mudd butt a few times.
	6:30pm Marmalade Kitty: No calls fom outside of NJ..?
	6:30pm Laura Ashley: One time i did actually orange my pants and i had to wear my nephews huge Jncos at an amusment park. I'm 43. http://www.at-you.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/78268-haters.gif
	6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY: Next time ANDY - use the story that guy told about telling his boss to "go fist himself!" Alex Trebek LOVES that kind of stuff.
	6:31pm Danne D: Jeopardy applicants skew very white and very male. Those were two big strikes against Andy. Being from NYC area is a plus though. When I tried out there were like 57 men out of 60 people - it was ridiculous.
	6:31pm Tommelise: I once threw arcade coins on a tollbooth as an act of desperation because I didn't have change.
	6:32pm Danne D: I would Nardwuar would have some good tips for how Andy can win over Trebek.
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: I peed my pants at Disney World because I didn't want to lose my place in line for "SPACE MOUNTAIN."
	6:33pm Alex Trebeck: I'm more into the peeing-on-stewardess stories, actually. Giggity!
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: Alex Trebeck also loves auto-erotic asphyxiation stories, ANDY.
	6:34pm mike noble 7sd: does andy sound so unbelievably bassy to anyone else?
	6:35pm Tommelise: But all girls do that!
	6:35pm Barry White: No, Andy is a poser, baby.
	6:35pm mike mckenzie: frangry!
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: "Mike McKenzie" That orange is LAME!
	6:36pm Mike Mckenzie: how come you never call?
	6:36pm Laura Ashley: one time i was dead ass broke (last week) so i stole food from pret a manger around the corner from my work
	6:36pm Annoying Orange: WHOOMP!!! THERE IT IS!!!
	6:37pm mike noble 7sd: ute! there it is!
	6:38pm Danne D: I wonder if Mike McKenzie is related to cheri
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: "Mike McKenzie?" That's the name of a lumberjack! WTF?
	6:38pm Annoying Orange: i wonder if sheri is related to cheri.
	6:39pm Laura Ashley: i just sharted.
	6:39pm cheri: lol thats funny danne
	6:39pm Marmalade Kitty: You cannot steal food. Eating daily is a neccecity.. survival is a desperate measure
	6:39pm Tommelise: I'm desperate to call, but I cannot find my cellphone.
	6:40pm Annoying Orange: @Tommelise: If someone else is there, use their phone to call yours.
	6:41pm Danne D: @tommelise just post your number up on this board and we'll call you. I mean what's the worst that can happen?
	6:41pm Tommelise: There is only one phone. :(
	6:41pm Annoying Orange: @danne: ask andy b.
	6:41pm Danne D: His name is Mike McKenzie, but his friends call him "Spuds"
	6:42pm Tommelise: My act of desperation would be posting my phone number on this board.
	6:42pm Danne D: :( Poor Tommelise - I'm sure you can find a pay phone somewhere within 10 miles of your location
	6:43pm Danne D: @AO - naah, I've lost that number. was funny for a week though.
	6:43pm cheri: danne i wish i could give you my e-mail adress,,
	6:44pm Annoying Orange: it's sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club
	6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY: Someone should set up a Mike McKenzie facebook page. Mike can beg FRANGRY to rekindle their romance.
	6:44pm Laura Ashley: these calls are too longwinded, frangry needs to be more impatient tonight
	6:45pm Annoying Orange: Knife!
	6:45pm Danne D: I'm impressed that Frangry hung with this story. I thought she was going to nod off in the middle of that.
	6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is this car talk?
	6:46pm TubaRuba: Amen, Laura. I've zoned out a few times
	6:46pm cheri: well g'night for real...
	6:46pm Danne D: Naah, I can't steal ya from EFD, Cheri :)
	6:46pm Tom & Ray: LAWSUIT!!!!!!
	6:46pm Danne D: g'night Cheri.
	6:46pm jaycjay: That story could have been told in about 4 seconds: my alternator died, so I had no lights or wipers. It got dark and was raining and I had to drive that way for six hours then I got home safely.
	6:47pm Danne D: I'm desperate to hear a Tuba Ruba call to SUW
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Wow! Burlesque? Really? That's desperate!
	6:47pm Danne D: Frangry >>>>>>> Sarah Silverman
	6:48pm Danne D: Tommelise sounds nothing like I expected.
	6:48pm Danne D: Glad that Tommelise stole somebody phone in order to call though :)
	6:48pm Tom & Ray: expatiate, Danne D
	6:48pm Marmalade Kitty: 201209...60?
	6:50pm Hopey: This is more laziness than desperation
	6:51pm Danne D: Somebody's phone. Expatiate on what Tom and Ray?
	6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY: I reviewed "Burlesque." I give it four oranges!!!
	6:51pm coolrapguy69: smdh. all the pots is ruinde
	6:51pm Hopey: Desperately lazy?
	6:51pm Tommelise: I punched an old lady and stole her phone and her salt.
	6:51pm Tom & Ray: "sounds nothing like what i expected" is vague
	6:51pm Danne D: Anyway, good job on your call Tommelise.
	6:52pm JCToo: pots and pans? that is so dr. seuss!
	6:52pm Marmalade Kitty: Tommelise, thats not my number!
	6:52pm Danne D: I don't know what I expected Tommelise to sound like exactly, but it was sorta a surprise.
	6:53pm Tommelise: I sound like a drowsy seven year old.
	6:53pm Mr. Wizrd: One time i used masking tape to support my ankle when i twisted it. wow.
	6:53pm Tom & Ray: good save, danne!
	6:53pm dave ie: Is this Dave Emory - and did the Nazi's cut his brakes?
	6:53pm Deeeeeeeeeeee: Frangry has the cutest laugh XD
	6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY: Jesus, more car talk?!?
	6:53pm Danne D: What's with all the car stories that take longer to tell than the actual trip involved?
	6:54pm Sammy: when i worked at the supermarket, i used to take food that was ready for the garbage and eat it because my paycheck wasn't enough to pay my bills and buy food.
	6:54pm Tommelise: @ Mr. Wizrd: That's a survivor skill.
	6:54pm Listener Dave from Seattle: Bah - I've driven without brakes before. No big deal.
	6:54pm Mr. Wizrd: for more car talk listen to npr on sunday mornings! barf
	6:55pm Marmalade Kitty: Have a good one ;) MWAHahahahahaHAA!!!
	6:55pm desperate?: I could have called in to tell three or four similar car stories, but I had the idea that the point was to tell interesting stories.
	6:56pm Danne D: Me too, Dave. Lots both brake cylinders on my Ford Maverick once. coasted right into my parking space at home.
	6:56pm Joseph Hit,ler: smdh...what kind of man eat a water cereal...disgaceful
	6:56pm TubaRuba: Me too, Dave - did a five-hour drive having to pull the e-brake to slow down
	6:56pm Sassie: I ran out of maxi pads so I used a nike volleyball sock as a panty liner
	6:56pm Danne D: My car broke down once in what would later be known as the Bada Bing (aka Satin Dolls). It was the Kandy Bar at the time.
	6:57pm Danne D: I'm very disappointed at the lack of cannibalism stories tonight. Kinda was expecting those.
	6:57pm Kandy Bar girls: No wonder Danne was such a cheap tipper.
	6:57pm Listener Dave from Seattle: Usually I think my stories aren't that interesting but then I hear the callers.
	6:58pm Snortley: My car almost ran out of gas, until I pulled into a gas station and filled it up.
	6:58pm Danne D: lol - I was 17 at the time. And it was daytime. But that makes a boring story and thus no call.
	6:58pm TubaRuba: I didn't have milk for cereal so I used grape juice. Still not sure how I feel about it.
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yeah - like the time Frangry's plane crashed in the Andes Mountains with her soccer team.
	6:58pm Danne D: No shit, Dave. If I call it's usually a sure sign that the show has gone really really wrong.
	6:59pm Danne D: Mister Johnny I heard she survived on all the gum that was in the pockets of the soccer players.
	6:59pm Sammy: one word: beerios
	6:59pm Danne D: Good night weirdos :)
	6:59pm Dr Kevorkian: LET'S END IT HERE.
	6:59pm Listener Dave from Seattle: Plus I am at work during the show.
	6:59pm cannibal curtis: one time i ran out of human flesh and i ate chicken nuggets for 3 whole days!
	7:00pm cannibal curtis: one time i ran out of human flesh and i ate chicken nuggets for 3 whole days!
	10:53pm undeadgraceland: this live?? nice mustache btw, frang

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 8, 2011

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April 8, 2011: Desperate Measures

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm FRANGRY: Hi Weirdos
	6:02pm TubaRuba: Man, Billy Jam's show is hott. Every week I hear the end and wonder why I don't listen to the whole thing
	6:02pm John McCabe in L.A.: ok start the show already
	6:03pm Slow: English measures, or metric measures?
	6:03pm Tommelise: Hello!
	6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY: Let the desperation begin!
	6:04pm Listener Dave from Seattle: Hey dudz
	6:05pm TubaRuba: Show topic: Disparate Measures, where we argue over the dimensions of various objects
	6:05pm Danne D: Hi Weirdos :) Hi Frangry <333 Hi Andy :) It's TubaRuba!!!
	6:05pm Danne D: S'up McCabe and Slow, Tommelise, and Listener Dave and the all-knowing Mister Johnny.
	6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: ANDY'S gotten really good at running the board. Maybe he should go to Japan and fix that reactor!
	6:06pm TubaRuba: Hello and happy Friday to all you friendly folk
	6:06pm Tommelise: Desperate measures remind that I should be careful not to get caught by Andy García.
	6:06pm dave ie: norfuck
	6:06pm Danne D: Wonder how Frangry would pronounce FCC if she read it like a word.
	6:06pm Listener Dave from Seattle: For some reason I am anticipating John M's call today
	6:06pm lauren: there was a man escorted off the plane when i landed in newark. man in first class peed on a stewardess
	6:07pm Dan B From Upstate: Wow, Frangry... Cutting it awful close, there.
	6:07pm jaycjay: In Nebraska, the city name that's spelled the same way is pronounced "Norfork."
	6:07pm Stewardess: and he wouldn't even pay me, cheapskate
	6:07pm MISTER JOHNNY: Danne D - what's up, buddy!
	6:08pm Danne D: Lauren - was it this airline? http://goldenairlines.com/
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: I can't wait to hear SPIKE'S story!
	6:08pm jaycjay: Ah, looking at the photo... that dress definitely shouldn't be covered with a sweater!
	6:09pm Danne D: I've tried to suppress any such desperate stories as I'm desperate enough.
	6:09pm Colin from Vancouver British Columbia Canada: Frangry. Say Norfolk again SLOWLY. Please. thanks!
	6:10pm Danne D: So like 90% of these stories are gonna be about poop and pee.
	6:10pm Listener #7: and then he was like "UGH. MAN!"
	6:10pm Old Guy: I can neither screw nor fuck without Cialis.
	6:10pm Danne D: I mean hell, I have 2 desperate pee stories myself
	6:10pm dave ie: Danne - you say that like it's a bad thing
	6:11pm cheri: hiya danne how's it goin??? i missed you wed night,, btw have you read the comments i made??
	6:11pm Old Guy: omg, the skunk's in the room!
	6:11pm Danne D: One of them was in like 20 degree weather in what was a large public gathering (I didn't find a semi-truck, but rather a parked bus)
	6:11pm TubaRuba: I want to hear dudes' stories about taking out a second mortgage to pledge to WFMU in a desperate attempt to win the date with Frangry
	6:12pm Danne D: Hiya Cheri :) Yep thanks for the comments. I think you might be making Evan jealous though by shouting me out.
	6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANGRY is calling the commentators out!
	6:13pm jaycjay: I considered doing that, TubaRuba, but in the end decided that I'm not THAT desperate.
	6:13pm Danne D: Btw, TubaRuba is right. I bet you can do a whole show where Frangry just reads e-mails from dudes who were desperate to see Andy...I mean Frangry's breasteses.
	6:14pm Listener Dave from Seattle: I was really really hungry once and I had to eat at a Subway.
	6:14pm FRANGRY: go to myfreaks.tumblr.com
	6:14pm Danne D: I parsed out my pledges in incorrect fashion so I couldn't do my desperate attempt at a Frangry date.
	6:15pm Danne D: add "andy just take your shirt off" to the Frangry sound board please
	6:15pm TubaRuba: @Frango - first thing I thought of, too
	6:15pm Premise: Ur in trouble now.
	6:16pm Danne D: Frangry How are u? i love your pictures you look very nice. BEAUTIFUUUUUL!!! HAY! HAY! HAY!
	6:16pm RJO III: spike is not invited to any of my parties
	6:16pm Marmalade Kitty: As the given topics feedback is always inane, there is no reason why the comments board record of Kens show shouldnt be beaten easily..? Today perhaps?
	6:16pm Danne D: Hey Frangry I will let you be the dominant one and ever so often I will reverse the role which will surprise you, ha ha…. But no I’m serious….. Just imagine how beautiful our baby would be, Hmmm?…
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is SPIKE a psychopath?
	6:16pm Danne D: Okay maybe I won't keep posting passages from Frangry's myfreaks page :)
	6:17pm Obviously: @MJ: Is the Pope Catholic?
	6:17pm Danne D: You sure Ken has the record Kitty? I mean we've had over 500 on here in an hour at least once. (My personal best is 60 I think)
	6:17pm TubaRuba: Ooh, John is upping the bar with scripted conceptual calls, I like it
	6:17pm cheri: well danne and the rest of you guys i got to head out,, i'll see you in 2 weeks danne,,love ya
	6:18pm Listener Dave from Seattle: BTW, that video was awful
	6:18pm Danne D: New show premise: Mister Johnny analyzes and profiles the callers and commenters. Um, I have to say I am 100% fearful of such a concept.
	6:18pm Tommelise: If I call today, it'll be an act of desperation.
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: ANDY would be great on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
	6:19pm Danne D: Take care Cheri :) Have fun on your mystery journey.
	6:19pm cheri: ohhh i forget happy spring everyone!!
	6:19pm Obviously: Starting the diagnosis of Danne D: Deep seated need for approval. Scared yet?
	6:19pm Danne D: LOL Tommelise. I only call in when the show seems to be teetering towards desperation. I figure my call won't do any damage then.
	6:20pm Danne D: Obviously, I approve of that diagnosis.
	6:20pm TubaRuba: Oh man Jenna is amazing I am consistently glad that she calls!
	6:20pm Obviously: Duh!
	6:20pm fxo: it takes guts, to spill your guts.
	6:20pm Danne D: Only scared of commitment, Obviously.
	6:21pm Tommelise: Now THAT is a desperate comeback.
	6:21pm Marmalade Kitty: Kens show 30th March record..?
	6:21pm Danne D: (And yes, that's obviously a double meaning sentence there) FXO! Good to see you hear, sir.
	6:21pm MISTER JOHNNY: Has ANDY ever been on "Jeopardy?"
	6:22pm Danne D: I'd have to do a count, Kitty. The Gum show had a massive response rate.
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: I'm gonna shoot Ronald Reagan to impress FRANGRY.
	6:22pm Conan Doyle: Andy has always been too busy ripping me off, I mean doing hommages.
	6:23pm Marmalade Kitty: DanneD, Minimize the screen and count the countless lines..
	6:24pm Listener #12: File this under who gives a shit.
	6:24pm Barbie: @MK: Math class is tough.
	6:24pm Tommelise: Reading the chapter about the "fetus in a jar" from Bush's autobiography was an act of desperation to avoid boredom.
	6:24pm Danne D: Makes me think of the XTC album "Oranges and Lemons" in a whole new light.
	6:25pm cheri: danne i'm sorry that i'm away alot these days,,,=( but 'll be back in two weeks,, and you're a terrific friend!!!!!
	6:25pm Marmalade Kitty: Any other suggestion as to how you can more easily count lines?
	6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY: Who gives an orange!
	6:25pm fxo: XTC, how appropriate!
	6:26pm Barbie: my hoohahs are bigger than cheri's
	6:26pm Math Class: to get to 600 in 60 minutes, every single minute stamp has to have 10 on average. We are more in the five or so per minute range here.
	6:26pm Danne D: It's okay cheri. No worries. It's good to disappear from the boards sometimes. To kitty - I usually just do a select all and then past it into excel. By usually I mean the one time I did it after the gum show.
	6:27pm Danne D: True fact - Rifampin (which you take to prevent meningitis) will make your pee (and tears) turn orange.
	6:27pm MISTER JOHNNY: I oranged my pants on the subway once. It was horrible.
	6:28pm Tommelise: In my adult life I've come to realize that all or most conversation end desperately on "oranges."
	6:28pm RJO III: andy told the story about the time he pooped his pants
	6:29pm Danne D: I bombed out in my interview portion for "Weakest Link". I totally thought I was going to make it as I had the "Know-it-all prick" character down well. (No schtick in that statement, I figured that was the angle.) Also true - my mom won 3 days on the original jeopardy with Art Fleming.
	6:29pm MISTER JOHNNY: What story would you tell now, ANDY? Something about RUSSIA perhaps.
	6:29pm Mike: I never oranged my pants but I did have mudd butt a few times.
	6:30pm Marmalade Kitty: No calls fom outside of NJ..?
	6:30pm Laura Ashley: One time i did actually orange my pants and i had to wear my nephews huge Jncos at an amusment park. I'm 43. http://www.at-you.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/78268-haters.gif
	6:31pm MISTER JOHNNY: Next time ANDY - use the story that guy told about telling his boss to "go fist himself!" Alex Trebek LOVES that kind of stuff.
	6:31pm Danne D: Jeopardy applicants skew very white and very male. Those were two big strikes against Andy. Being from NYC area is a plus though. When I tried out there were like 57 men out of 60 people - it was ridiculous.
	6:31pm Tommelise: I once threw arcade coins on a tollbooth as an act of desperation because I didn't have change.
	6:32pm Danne D: I would Nardwuar would have some good tips for how Andy can win over Trebek.
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: I peed my pants at Disney World because I didn't want to lose my place in line for "SPACE MOUNTAIN."
	6:33pm Alex Trebeck: I'm more into the peeing-on-stewardess stories, actually. Giggity!
	6:34pm MISTER JOHNNY: Alex Trebeck also loves auto-erotic asphyxiation stories, ANDY.
	6:34pm mike noble 7sd: does andy sound so unbelievably bassy to anyone else?
	6:35pm Tommelise: But all girls do that!
	6:35pm Barry White: No, Andy is a poser, baby.
	6:35pm mike mckenzie: frangry!
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: "Mike McKenzie" That orange is LAME!
	6:36pm Mike Mckenzie: how come you never call?
	6:36pm Laura Ashley: one time i was dead ass broke (last week) so i stole food from pret a manger around the corner from my work
	6:36pm Annoying Orange: WHOOMP!!! THERE IT IS!!!
	6:37pm mike noble 7sd: ute! there it is!
	6:38pm Danne D: I wonder if Mike McKenzie is related to cheri
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: "Mike McKenzie?" That's the name of a lumberjack! WTF?
	6:38pm Annoying Orange: i wonder if sheri is related to cheri.
	6:39pm Laura Ashley: i just sharted.
	6:39pm cheri: lol thats funny danne
	6:39pm Marmalade Kitty: You cannot steal food. Eating daily is a neccecity.. survival is a desperate measure
	6:39pm Tommelise: I'm desperate to call, but I cannot find my cellphone.
	6:40pm Annoying Orange: @Tommelise: If someone else is there, use their phone to call yours.
	6:41pm Danne D: @tommelise just post your number up on this board and we'll call you. I mean what's the worst that can happen?
	6:41pm Tommelise: There is only one phone. :(
	6:41pm Annoying Orange: @danne: ask andy b.
	6:41pm Danne D: His name is Mike McKenzie, but his friends call him "Spuds"
	6:42pm Tommelise: My act of desperation would be posting my phone number on this board.
	6:42pm Danne D: :( Poor Tommelise - I'm sure you can find a pay phone somewhere within 10 miles of your location
	6:43pm Danne D: @AO - naah, I've lost that number. was funny for a week though.
	6:43pm cheri: danne i wish i could give you my e-mail adress,,
	6:44pm Annoying Orange: it's sergeant pepper's lonely hearts club
	6:44pm MISTER JOHNNY: Someone should set up a Mike McKenzie facebook page. Mike can beg FRANGRY to rekindle their romance.
	6:44pm Laura Ashley: these calls are too longwinded, frangry needs to be more impatient tonight
	6:45pm Annoying Orange: Knife!
	6:45pm Danne D: I'm impressed that Frangry hung with this story. I thought she was going to nod off in the middle of that.
	6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY: Is this car talk?
	6:46pm TubaRuba: Amen, Laura. I've zoned out a few times
	6:46pm cheri: well g'night for real...
	6:46pm Danne D: Naah, I can't steal ya from EFD, Cheri :)
	6:46pm Tom & Ray: LAWSUIT!!!!!!
	6:46pm Danne D: g'night Cheri.
	6:46pm jaycjay: That story could have been told in about 4 seconds: my alternator died, so I had no lights or wipers. It got dark and was raining and I had to drive that way for six hours then I got home safely.
	6:47pm Danne D: I'm desperate to hear a Tuba Ruba call to SUW
	6:47pm MISTER JOHNNY: Wow! Burlesque? Really? That's desperate!
	6:47pm Danne D: Frangry >>>>>>> Sarah Silverman
	6:48pm Danne D: Tommelise sounds nothing like I expected.
	6:48pm Danne D: Glad that Tommelise stole somebody phone in order to call though :)
	6:48pm Tom & Ray: expatiate, Danne D
	6:48pm Marmalade Kitty: 201209...60?
	6:50pm Hopey: This is more laziness than desperation
	6:51pm Danne D: Somebody's phone. Expatiate on what Tom and Ray?
	6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY: I reviewed "Burlesque." I give it four oranges!!!
	6:51pm coolrapguy69: smdh. all the pots is ruinde
	6:51pm Hopey: Desperately lazy?
	6:51pm Tommelise: I punched an old lady and stole her phone and her salt.
	6:51pm Tom & Ray: "sounds nothing like what i expected" is vague
	6:51pm Danne D: Anyway, good job on your call Tommelise.
	6:52pm JCToo: pots and pans? that is so dr. seuss!
	6:52pm Marmalade Kitty: Tommelise, thats not my number!
	6:52pm Danne D: I don't know what I expected Tommelise to sound like exactly, but it was sorta a surprise.
	6:53pm Tommelise: I sound like a drowsy seven year old.
	6:53pm Mr. Wizrd: One time i used masking tape to support my ankle when i twisted it. wow.
	6:53pm Tom & Ray: good save, danne!
	6:53pm dave ie: Is this Dave Emory - and did the Nazi's cut his brakes?
	6:53pm Deeeeeeeeeeee: Frangry has the cutest laugh XD
	6:53pm MISTER JOHNNY: Jesus, more car talk?!?
	6:53pm Danne D: What's with all the car stories that take longer to tell than the actual trip involved?
	6:54pm Sammy: when i worked at the supermarket, i used to take food that was ready for the garbage and eat it because my paycheck wasn't enough to pay my bills and buy food.
	6:54pm Tommelise: @ Mr. Wizrd: That's a survivor skill.
	6:54pm Listener Dave from Seattle: Bah - I've driven without brakes before. No big deal.
	6:54pm Mr. Wizrd: for more car talk listen to npr on sunday mornings! barf
	6:55pm Marmalade Kitty: Have a good one ;) MWAHahahahahaHAA!!!
	6:55pm desperate?: I could have called in to tell three or four similar car stories, but I had the idea that the point was to tell interesting stories.
	6:56pm Danne D: Me too, Dave. Lots both brake cylinders on my Ford Maverick once. coasted right into my parking space at home.
	6:56pm Joseph Hit,ler: smdh...what kind of man eat a water cereal...disgaceful
	6:56pm TubaRuba: Me too, Dave - did a five-hour drive having to pull the e-brake to slow down
	6:56pm Sassie: I ran out of maxi pads so I used a nike volleyball sock as a panty liner
	6:56pm Danne D: My car broke down once in what would later be known as the Bada Bing (aka Satin Dolls). It was the Kandy Bar at the time.
	6:57pm Danne D: I'm very disappointed at the lack of cannibalism stories tonight. Kinda was expecting those.
	6:57pm Kandy Bar girls: No wonder Danne was such a cheap tipper.
	6:57pm Listener Dave from Seattle: Usually I think my stories aren't that interesting but then I hear the callers.
	6:58pm Snortley: My car almost ran out of gas, until I pulled into a gas station and filled it up.
	6:58pm Danne D: lol - I was 17 at the time. And it was daytime. But that makes a boring story and thus no call.
	6:58pm TubaRuba: I didn't have milk for cereal so I used grape juice. Still not sure how I feel about it.
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Yeah - like the time Frangry's plane crashed in the Andes Mountains with her soccer team.
	6:58pm Danne D: No shit, Dave. If I call it's usually a sure sign that the show has gone really really wrong.
	6:59pm Danne D: Mister Johnny I heard she survived on all the gum that was in the pockets of the soccer players.
	6:59pm Sammy: one word: beerios
	6:59pm Danne D: Good night weirdos :)
	6:59pm Dr Kevorkian: LET'S END IT HERE.
	6:59pm Listener Dave from Seattle: Plus I am at work during the show.
	6:59pm cannibal curtis: one time i ran out of human flesh and i ate chicken nuggets for 3 whole days!
	7:00pm cannibal curtis: one time i ran out of human flesh and i ate chicken nuggets for 3 whole days!
	10:53pm undeadgraceland: this live?? nice mustache btw, frang

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 8, 2011

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