Morning all! Ken from Hyde Park, break out the deep bass dubstep and aim the woofer at that kidney stone and break the sucker apart! That's what the doctor's gonna do anyway. DO IT.
9:15am
OnkelAl:
Charlie's got some moves
9:15am
AnAnonymousParty:
If I make a deposit at the booty bank is there a penalty for an early withdrawal?
Is something wrong with me? I want to play the Booty Bank song again RIGHT NOW.
9:20am
Dan B From Upstate:
I have no objections to hearing the booty bank again. I figure there's a high interest yield from booty bank investments.
9:20am
BSI:
Yes Ken, please do. I just got here. Rewind!
9:21am
Mark:
play it yo!
9:21am
Bad Ronald:
Love for Tender at the Booty Bank!
9:21am
northguineahills:
Mark Ernestus is great hangover music.
9:22am
still b/p:
Cue the deja bu....ty.
9:24am
OnkelAl:
I want to see Charlie doing the Shangaan Shake for the rest of the show.
9:26am
Parq:
Ken, make like that R&B dj in the Inchiban drop-in, and say "I got to play it some mo' ... I got to play it some mo' ..."
9:27am
FDIC:
At the Booty Bank, like all banks, your deposit id federally insured up to $100,000.00.
9:30am
CHeri Pi:
I'm about to occupy that Booty bank.
9:30am
paul:
jason forrest actually sent me that sonig box but i still haven't listened to all of it! i haven't even made it to the booty bank yet!
9:32am
FOFO (:
Hi everyone!
I'd personally bail-out the Booty Bank. My ass' too big.
9:33am
BSI:
Screw this. I'm taking my svelte socialist backside to the booty credit union.
9:35am
Vivian:
Good morning listeners! This will be a long shot...if anyone on the board drives a red truck with tinted windows, I am the woman who kept pointing to the back. We both have the same WFMU jersey sticker. Also, my apologies, didn't realize the light was green but I was so excited to find a fellow FMU listener in my city!
9:37am
jan:
Hey Ken, are you going to take a load off Annie today?
Jan, of course, I realize what you mean by "take a load off Annie" but please enlighten the rest of the class.
9:39am
Bad Ronald:
JA played it already...
9:40am
jan:
Annie- she's the only one who sent me here with her regards for everyone.
9:45am
OnkelAl:
Take a break, Charlie.
You're gonna knock yourself out!
9:47am
FOFO (:
Yes, the Burp Concerto was great!! I really liked it. It's one of those recordings that I wish I could find out some background info but alas, there's nothing on the interwebz about it. Anyway, I think that adds to the intrinsic value.
9:52am
dictater:
that line, I had to whack off the dog just to feed the god damned cat' is a John Wayne lyric, any one?
9:53am
Bad Ronald:
Is that Charlie footage from a parole hearing or Bowie's "Dancing in the Street" video audition?
9:55am
Mark:
I guess that cat just felt it couldn't go on anymore
It wasnt ME who made Morris gain an extra 25 pounds, Vicki!
10:02am
northguineahills:
I was just a few rooms over and thinking of "Little Trouble Girl", and how it would be odd choice for me to dj as there are many better tracks on Washing Machine. Weirdness.
10:02am
lee:
Kim! Never enough Kim.
10:02am
Mark:
I don't know, the of the cat gif is dead_cat
10:02am
Vivian:
I need to get more tea but this is such an excellent set...
10:03am
FOFO (:
this is what happens when kitties fall from the sky
http://fumaga.com/i/super-cat-escapes-long-jump-animated.gif
10:03am
other david:
And yet, my cat continues to eat...
10:05am
Vicki:
I don't believe you
10:06am
Vicki:
Stop press! Sudden Infant mistaken for Israeli spy in Cairo! http://suddeninfant.blogspot.co.uk/
10:07am
Nathan:
Did someone take a Ted Hughes Crow poem and turn it into a Gif?
10:09am
earwax:
I hate when Mom picks out the music. Let Ken pick it instead.
10:12am
paul:
yeah that estelle was.... unbelievable.
10:15am
common:
yes, but why the tea baggers?
10:16am
The Boys:
It's not just fast music we like. It's fast girls!
10:17am
yayson:
this is why ken is king of the squirrels
10:17am
dc pat:
that is the greatest animation I've ever seen...
10:17am
bb:
"kisses on the bottom" is a very upsetting name, but a massively bland record
10:17am
FOFO (:
Vicki,
Wow, it's sounds like a massive government fail. It is funny thou. It's like spotting an enemy spy because he has the word Spy written on his forehead.
10:17am
Dan B From Upstate:
Wow... they kinda fit well with each other.
10:17am
kat330:
@Ken: Hi! Dipping a toe in, just testing the waters here after a month's absence. Most interesting mixed cocktail this one.
10:18am
Mark:
thanks, I'm no longer curious about the new Costello, Springsteen or McCartney albums
10:18am
Krypt:
Hi Ken, please give Faye a regular show. You're a great guy.
10:19am
paul:
if the Rolling Stone magazine offices heard this they'd probably combust
10:19am
ricardo montalban:
Sounds like that music scan feature would be handy for wading through tons of unsolicited music submissions.
10:19am
moose:
seconding Krypt
10:19am
BSI:
So this is what the kids are calling the rock-and-the-roll?
10:21am
Krypt:
Yay moose!
10:23am
dc pat:
ok, now that you've played it again, I understand everything...
10:25am
still b/p:
Baby got bank!
10:25am
AnAnonymousParty:
Is this the 5th 3rd Booty Bank?
10:27am
Dan B From Upstate:
I'd like an official check from the booty bank.
10:27am
Bad Ronald:
I approve of the gluteal fiduciary institution.
10:28am
paul:
wayne butane!!!!!
10:28am
Tim Serpas:
Don't write any checks your booty can't cash!
10:29am
dc pat:
hey how about that "Damn, yer booty don't stop girl, whatchoo gonna do, whatchoo gonna do?" song
10:29am
webhamster Henry:
Big Bottom!
10:31am
northguineahills:
Mmmmm...., burgers......
10:33am
seang:
that suicide cat is going for it
10:33am
TonguesTooShortToFelchWithGod:
From the sublime to just plain slime.
10:35am
Joe Walsh:
Big butts, not my cup of tea, really.
10:35am
USDA:
Pink slime?
10:36am
paul:
hahahah yes!!!
10:36am
Nathan:
The booty set!
10:37am
common:
thanks for the eddie!!
10:37am
FOFO (:
Booty set without the Funkadelics is no Booty set.
10:38am
yayson:
frankly, i'd rather play golf
10:39am
AnAnonymousParty:
Did Dr. Seuss write this?
10:39am
?:
upon hearing this Eddie Murphy tune for the first time in about 25 years, I must say it is kind of creeping me out. Especially given his whole tranny prostitute episode . . .
10:39am
Wendy del Formaggio:
Oh my goodness, I haven't heard this Eddie Murphy song since 8th grade, when I thought it was the funniest thing ever. Who knew it was so, um, pertinent to Mr. Murphy...
Letter D in dc pat has a round butt. Butt that's about it? :x
10:52am
dc pat:
Marie: yeee, maybe 20 years ago..
10:52am
?:
flesh tuxedo!
10:52am
kat330:
Hockey and cross-country skiing do worlds of wonder on Finnish butts, I can testify.
10:52am
still b/p:
Female friends in college days had a code to point out attractive visuals discreetly to each other in public: "Sodium"
Sodium symbol is Na,
Na = Nice ass.
10:52am
ricardo montalban:
I think Iggy was a genius for writing such a rich, immersive piece of fiction about a town called Butt Town. It's like we're actually there, as if he's actually seen it.
10:52am
dc pat:
"tunes" dang, I was just trying to provoke anyway...
10:53am
kat330:
Ken could at least supply a graphic of a fine male butt.
10:54am
Unclear on the concept:
Wait, Lymes Disease gives you a big ass?
10:54am
ricardo montalban:
No, kidney stones do.
10:55am
Morphe:
Sounds like Jonsie/Xray are filling in for KEn - IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN -
ps How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ------>
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That's not funny
10:56am
FOFO (:
(Y)
10:57am
dc pat:
I guess this is woman singing about men's butts. Nice work Ken.
10:57am
PMD:
@kat330 - I concur...
10:58am
other david:
If nothing else, this set has shown there's a distressing lack of songs about buttocks in my music library.
TWO SONGS in a ROW with Women sanging about Men's Butts, BITCHES!
11:00am
Marie:
@dc pat: re: Iggy's Ass (good band name!)--I bet you're right, thought of that after I posted, he does seem to work out an awful lot though---he may have buns of steel (band name?), if that is what "you" like... I always thought William Shatner (Star Trek days) had a fine behind.
11:00am
kat330:
Um, kiitos, Ken...[mumble,mumble]...
11:01am
Andy Dick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoVanjzTJU
11:03am
Adam in Portland and Lynnwood:
(Tina's got a) Big Ole' Butt!
11:04am
john:
Waiting patiently for EU's "Doing the Butt"
11:05am
RI Spanker:
Crazy spanking sound effects ?You've spanked that stuff to death.
11:06am
Mike East:
What did I just walk in to?
11:06am
ricardo montalban:
Pics of Iggy's body look like a relief map of 30's dustbowl soil erosion
11:07am
Just got here:
I feel dirty.
11:07am
Nathan:
A booty bank robbery in progress Mike.
11:07am
kat330:
Booty Bank: There, BUTT for fortune.
11:07am
Marie:
@ just got here: hee hee hee
11:08am
Macca:
The Londonderry Air - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IkNaoPYyXY
11:08am
dc pat:
Henry Rollins probably has a nice butt.
11:08am
giselle:
LMFAO !
11:09am
BSI:
I have it on good authority that Chef Combo has no butt whatsoever.
11:09am
giselle:
I laughed so hard my ass detached and is in another room
11:09am
Carmichael:
This is the story ... of a smokin' lady! Hi Kenneth and all good people turning your heads each day.
11:10am
Nathan:
Ken you really need this GIF:
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ihzjfEgm1qzfhblo1_500.gif
11:11am
W.S.:
Act III, Sc. 1
BOTTOM:
What do you see? you see an asshead of your own, do you?
11:11am
FOFO (:
giselle,
Now you sound more like LMFO
11:11am
kat330:
That top graphic ties in only in the sense that cigarette butts make an ash of one.
11:12am
crowe:
ken do you have to go to the potty
11:13am
Mike East:
I still remember all the words to Shoop the same way I remember friends telephone numbers from 3rd grade.
11:13am
kat330:
@Will shakes his spear: You're a bawdy one, you are!
11:16am
W.S.:
Act I, Sc. 2
BOTTOM: A very good piece of work, I assure you, and a merry.
11:17am
dc pat:
hmmm....is there some Devo in this No Fun/Push it mash?
11:17am
don:
stooges/s&p=dopest mashup ever! soulwax ftw
11:18am
asparagus:
May I recommend Tim love Lee's 'again son' or some top top butt sound affects and merry-making.
11:18am
BSI:
ah, BOTTOM... The peak of Rick Mayall & Ade Edmonston's career, perhaps?
11:18am
kat330:
@W.S: However, as I penned in limerick form: If thou shew me the skill / Thou possesseth with quill / What a merry young wife would be I!
11:18am
taste of modern culture:
Women go to the ballet to see good front and rear packages.
Or the art gallery.
11:20am
kat330:
Was Duane a member of these Pubahs?
11:20am
dale:
ken, didn't dr.octagon go down this highway, so to speak?
Butts is also why women bother watching football. am i right ladies?!
11:23am
jan:
Dr Bootygrabber- can you enlighten us about the 'artist' and where you found this
'song'?
11:23am
kat330:
@tomc: Yes, Mickey's David has a fine one -- and those hands....
11:23am
Ken From Hyde Park:
Eight more months until Christmas.
11:23am
dale:
hee hee, that bugs bunny just couldn't hit the last note of claire de lune
11:24am
Marie:
Ken: Baseball uniforms are better for showing off a man's mounds
11:25am
mike noble in nyc:
i hope everyone has tried out the big freedia video game.
11:25am
Adam in Portland and Lynnwood:
Big Freedia!
11:25am
mike noble in nyc:
http://bigfreedia.com/bootybattle/
11:25am
kat330:
Buns of steel, as in muscle-man type, not my cuppa. Firm and rounded with enough definition that back and front could never be mistaken for one another in profile. I HATE FOOTBALL, and those men's butts, too.
11:26am
R. Crumb:
How have I not heard this station before? I am... deeply intrigued.
11:26am
kat330:
@Marie: I concur. I think more MEN watch football to see butts in tights than do women.
She always crosses her fingers before doing the live-read spots.
11:32am
Marie:
@ kat330: right on.
11:32am
taste of modern culture:
greek statues have better proportions
11:32am
PMD:
Football - nice butts but not so exciting to see them slapping each other all the time.
11:33am
dc pat:
I guess soccer matches aren't doing much for the ladies, huh? Baggy shorts and all...sad.
11:33am
Adam in Portland and Lynnwood:
Bonita Applebum.
11:33am
kat330:
@tomc: Better than David??
11:35am
taste of modern culture:
..and David with his sexy hand
11:35am
kat330:
@dc pat: Ohh, we like legs, too!
11:35am
Patrick:
Ken this might be your best set of all time!!
11:36am
dc pat:
personally I like skeleton...
11:36am
kat330:
I never understood why basketball shorts suddenly crept down to the knees. What a waste of material.
11:36am
paul:
yes!!!!!!!
11:37am
dc pat:
what about cycling. nah, bodies too weird, right?
11:37am
Leigh:
This show is making me so happy right now. Thanks, Ken!
11:38am
G:
L'Trimm? Subtle!
11:38am
Carmichael:
and hockey hides more of the body than a burka. How about sumo wrestling?
11:38am
Dan B From Upstate:
I think I've heard Liz B and Keili's cover of this more than I've heard the original.
11:39am
Marie:
Water polo players.
11:39am
Adam in Portland and Lynnwood:
@Kat330, David Stern's frustration with league-wide flopping.
11:41am
taste of modern culture:
@Marie so often below the water
Olympic diving.
11:41am
dc pat:
Marie: they're underwater the whole time! Look, why can't we just agree on skeleton athletes of both sexes?
11:41am
G:
Squeezing in more tracks would amount to a bums' rush.
11:41am
paul:
wait this isnt ATCQ
11:42am
kat330:
@Adam: I figured some team owner(s) also owned a fabric factory:
@Carm: Yeah, but hockey's results can be seen in the end.
11:44am
Marie:
They come out from under the water and it is well worth the wait. :)
11:44am
AnAnonymousParty:
Did I miss "Put Giraffes in the Air"?
11:45am
paul:
i had no clue there was such thing as a "pubic bone". thanks, jane fonda?
11:45am
giselle:
sounds painful
11:46am
bill:
this is awesome. is this from somewhere?
11:46am
Adam in Portland and Lynnwood:
"Don't just move your elbows."
11:46am
G:
Concentrate on it, paul, like the lady said. Make it work now, get it up!
11:46am
AnAnonymousParty:
Couldn't Jane find music to go along with what she was saying?
11:46am
BSI:
This Fonda be one bossy lady.
11:46am
kat330:
BTW, the water's been fine. Thanks, Ken! ("bitches," yesh, whatevs ;)
11:47am
webhamster Henry:
I thought this segue was on its way.
11:47am
G:
It's the infamous huge-selling Jane Fonda workout tape of the 80s
11:47am
AnAnonymousParty:
"And feel the rich, Corinthian leather ..."
11:47am
Big Sausage Pizza:
I've got a feeling we're going to wind up at ,0,0,0
11:47am
Marie:
loved the Jane Fonda--guessing it was from the 80s based on the horn sound
11:48am
Carmichael:
THis sounds like Pepe Le Peuw.
11:48am
Bee:
enough!!!!
11:49am
Wendy del Formaggio:
This show has been great! Ken, you're really on a roll. Or should I say a bun. Har har.
11:49am
kat330:
@Carm: Yep, Bugs on piano, Pepe at the mic -- Looney Tunes per usual.
11:49am
Carmichael:
What was that semi-porno workout they had on TV in the 80s? It always looked like the chicks were about to do it.
11:50am
taste of modern culture:
20 minute workout
11:51am
Right Said F.:
You're too sexy for your bum, so sexy I cum
11:51am
Big Sausage Pizza:
Aerobicize
Not that I know anything about it...
11:51am
paul:
oh god. to think that this band actually had a career doing songs like this.
11:51am
taste of modern culture:
"and take it to the left .. take it one, two.."
11:52am
Right Said F.:
I stole that bip bip part from "Popcorn"
11:52am
allan:
this is the best song i've ever heard
11:53am
Carmichael:
Where's the Only Song?? I didn't even know there were others.
11:54am
FOFO (:
Thanks for the asShow, Ken! I'm looking forward to hear it in the archives! (I was yet again a non-listener, commenter today). Animated gifs were great!
Butt-bye everyone! See you in the next Lyme Disease saga episode!
P.s. And judging by today's show it is my impression that enlarged ass is one of the many LD's symptoms).
11:54am
kat330:
Lyrics "Hot, hot, hot, hot choc-o-late" -- ring any Eurotrash bells?
11:55am
Marie:
@Carmichael--surely you don't mean Tae Bo with Billy Blanks (!)?
11:56am
kat330:
@FOFO (: I figured Ken had a tick up his butt, or that's where the little Lymey bugger got him in the end.
11:57am
Carmichael:
@Marie: No, it was a bunch of women in semi-erotic exercise mode.
11:57am
Adam in Portland and Lynnwood:
Ass: what you can do for your country.
11:57am
northguineahills:
I have that Jane Fonda rec., lol.
11:58am
Big Sausage Pizza:
Carmichael: it was Aerobicize. Trust me. Google it you'll remember. Fondly.