Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from February 13, 2013 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Listener comments!

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Matt from Springfield:

Hi Ken and Skypeandy!
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kat330:

Hey, K & A! Hi, Matt!
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northguineahills:

I call shenanigans! What does that get me?
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Philo Gristle:

Greetings & shenanigans, lot!
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kat330:

Zingers what you want? Pick Molly's brain. She delivered a great one the other week!
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Matt from Springfield:

@NGH: SHenanigans 6-5000, of course.

Hi kat, Philo, NGH and Delayers!
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John McCabe:

are limericks allowed?
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G:

andy sounds more trebly on skype
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Matt from Springfield:

Not at *this moment*... :)
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kat330:

@ngh: By shenanigans you mean ... ? On Ken's list I wondered if these jokes wouldn't wind up in Ken's comedy club debut on Monday.
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kat330:

@G: OTOH, he sounds better than he ever did mic'd at the UCB.
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G:

he's so far up several "talent" now get to skip their scheduled colonoscopies
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Matt from Springfield:

Well, once I become an Exec Producer (again), guess who's show "Go To Hell!" ISN'T getting picked up!!
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the glowing one:

managed to finish re-assembling my PC in time for 7SD! success!
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Philo Gristle:

I think he sounds better because doesn't have to wear pants.
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kat330:

@Philo: Yeah, work "underpants" into a joke. The word itself is flat out funny.
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Matt from Springfield:

Awesome, glowing one! Success in time for failure!
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Philo Gristle:

The show "Gutter Helmet," however airs here consistently in between the plotted bits....
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northguineahills:

konichi-wa matt, kat, philo, G, John, the Glowing One; stop messaging, I can't keep up!
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G:

Ken the No-Joke Comic. I smell a shot on Leno.
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northguineahills:

Wait, who's doing the music program.......?
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kat330:

Fact is, news now moves so fast, jokes written now for next Monday will be old hat already.
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G:

Is this the inaugural evening of the new Free Zinger Archive?
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kat330:

When I first heard the news, I immediately thought of the joke that the Pope picked this particular time to resign so he can avoid fasting and pig out on meat during Lent, but then I heard Colbert do something similar already on his Tuesday Report. :,
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Philo Gristle:

As long as it's not the Zinger Free archive.
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northguineahills:

Never mind, my iTunes went straight for GTDR stream, that was my confusion. It couldn't stand Ken & Andy's filth.
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G:

It easily could be, Philo
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the glowing one:

Andy doesn't sound like Andy without the massy bass in his voice. He sounds at least 50 pounds litghter.
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Danne D:

Need to figure out our best Pope Jokes
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Philo Gristle:

@ngh So Itunes goes to its happy place too, eh? GLad to hear it's GTDR!
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Matt from Springfield:

@kat: You know Colbert's got any CathChurch news covered immediately!

"The Supreme Court gets it's 6th Catholic Justice! IS the tunnel to the Vatican complete...?!"
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G:

@glowing: He now sounds like the nerd he actually is :) Ever heard Howard Stern without his EQ?
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Matt from Springfield:

Papal/Paypal, but that's old news on the comment boards already...
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the glowing one:

Howard Stern uses an EQ for his voice? haha!
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Greg of Portland:

Ah man now I'm thirsty for some wooder.
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kat330:

Hey, Danne! Did some archive diggin' over the weekend. Found your first 7SD appearance was 5/7/2008 (unless you used a different handle earlier).
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Matt from Springfield:

The hot water from water coolers can scald your hand!! AmEdeo had to place a cold wet tea bag on his hand to ease the pain!!!
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Philo Gristle:

Mobster Ewok. Banana Joe. Equally funny.
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moose:

banana joey!
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northguineahills:

@Philo: My only internet stations on my laptop iTunes are WFMU and Give the Drummer some. So, if WFMU's stream is choking, then it goes straight to Give the Drummer and vice versa.
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Tyler:

What about a joke that Rubio had cotton mouth?
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BZ:

It's Banana Joe
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kat330:

Philo first posted on 9.5.2007 (the 13 colonies mnemonic), and I first posted on 12.12.2007. Cool seeing how these lists evolved!
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Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Easy enough to find the earliest comment appearance--for the future Indiana Joneses, however, they must locate Danne's first CALL IN to 7SD! And to Chris T as well, for the sequel :)
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Caryn:

Jokes about the Pope and zombies. Because the search for the culprit in the zombie warnings will continue, and the Canadians had this: news.nationalpost.com...
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Philo Gristle:

@ngh Limited, but top notch selection!
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kat330:

@Matt: Not so easy if folks used various handles. Philo was jt JT and J.T. I was Kat and MarsKat and Pink Dinosaur, etc. ;)
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Matt from Springfield:

More interestingly, I like how Danne's only "favorited" episode so far is Terre T from 4/5/02. Because:

"listener Danne D proudly admits to wearing the same style of fresh white reeboks for 15 years:
"I've been buying 'em since high school - so that would be what, like 1987? Interestingly, the price has like always been $55. You can't even find them on the Reebok website, but I saw them still at Footlocker (only place you can buy 'em) last month." " :D
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Greg of Portland:

No stoner I know eats Taco Ball. That joke makes no sense.
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Danne D:

@kat - I assure you my first SSD appearance was MUCH earlier :)
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Matt from Springfield:

@kat: JT I know of, but was he ever "Jasperodus" as well, or was that another commenter?
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Greg of Portland:

@Caryn: I like it! Call it in!
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Nick the Bard:

We DO understand what the word "topical" means right?
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Danne D:

LOL - yeah Matt - they changed the style which is rather irksome
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Matt from Springfield:

"Disposable Select Penis™ -- the Jewel of Schmucks!"
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Danne D:

but still only sneakers I wear
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kat330:

OK, Danne -- do tell! I'm only talking about posted comments. I called in in 2004, but the first comments list was end of Jan. 2007. I went through every list between then and Philo's Sept. appearance (and beyond). Listener Zero, maybe?
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Caryn:

@Greg: that still has to be worked into a joke. Hmm...
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kat330:

You want topical humor? Here's a truly *topical* thought: Cortisone soothes itchy skin and Prep H is great on your "ass-troids."
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Philo Gristle:

Jasperodus, yes, and Bob the Shark, and various dinosauruses..... can't remember others!
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Danne D:

@kat I'm not sure if it's my first call but there was a SSD episode where they played 20 Questions. That's one I wish would magically appear and get played as a rerun.
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hamburger:

there's a eunuch joke in there some... where...
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Danne D:

Mid-90s
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Greg of Portland:

@Caryn: You pitch it, they'll run with it.
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Matt from Springfield:

@hamburger: EUNUCH with the castration jokes! ;)
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kat330:

Speaking of which, can any joke about the asteroid tomorrow be made?
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Matt from Springfield:

@Philo: I figured from context, once I saw JT and variants and the current Philo Gristle, wasn't 100% sure.
  6:20pm
Listener Nina:

How about: there was a bit of a scandal this week regarding Taco Bell's Doritos Cool Ranch tacos. It turns out the ground meat was horse meat, from a ranch full of horses wearing sunglasses.
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francis_c:

President Obama promised a smarter government - just goes to show you - size DOESN'T matter!
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kat330:

@Ken and Andy: Do you guys even read the playlist comments? The Pope jokes were discussed way at the top. Guess only the callers count.
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FRED:

Q: WHY IS THE POPE RESIGNING?
A: TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THIS FAMILY
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Matt from Springfield:

They ARE 100% sure of 100% horse lasagna, though! Why are people complaining, that sounds pretty pure to me!
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Listener zero:

Danne D: "What's Your Damn Phat Line, Word!"?
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kat330:

Hey there, Listener Zero! :)
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Philo Gristle:

@Fred Just one family?
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FRED:

A: with HIS family...
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Caryn:

Surely there's some material in the loon's manifesto. The "Hangover 3" bit alone! You know, considering how the first two movies were pretty much the same film, how much has he really missed?
Of course, reality ruins the joke, because the third film is supposed to be completely different.
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Listener zero:

Hey there, kat330.
  6:22pm
c-wolf:

In light of the horse meat scandal, Taco Bell thought that they could mask the taste with Cool Ranch Doritos
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JM from Somerville:

WWTFD "what would Tina Fey Do?" jokes
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Caryn:

Why is the Pope resigning?
He isn't resigning, he's just quietly being moved to another parish.

Get it? Pedophile priest joke!
  6:23pm
Listener Nina:

It's not Marco Rubio's fault that he took that sip of water. Someone had told him he was doing a dry run.
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kat330:

What about some jokes in re the Republican Party's decision they all just have to SMILE more. Smiling is the problem. Considering Cheney was a "frown hoarder" (as Stewart noted), not such a bad tack.
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Matt from Springfield:

"Banana Jo"? Banana was a dog of Brian Wilson! Banana and Louie both had a part at the end of "Caroline No", concluding the Pet Sounds album.
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Listener zero:

Caryn: He is giving up the papacy for lent. The Church is all up in arms, wants him to carry his papacy to full term.
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Matt from Springfield:

YES! Heard about the TV hack today! In Montana?
In any event, signal intrusion is for analog TV, since it's all digital now it's probably easier to "hack" into it from a computer.
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JM from Somerville:

Liz Lemon Pledge
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Nick the Bard:

Polie dog bites cop in crotch

www.wftv.com...
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c-wolf:

The scandal isn't that Marco Rubio reached for the bottle of water, it's that he was reaching down to pet Banana Joe.
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jawsey:

Joke fodder? Valentine's Day tours of a waste-processing facility in Brooklyn! (True news item.)
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Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Shhh, maybe "smiling more" is a codeword for legalizing weed! Don't spoil it! ;)
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Philo Gristle:

Isn't this a repeat theme, by the way? I remember they did a similar show maybe 10 years ago but the joke never aired...
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Matt from Springfield:

Canada "Third World"!! Glenn's not gonna like that one! ;)
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Listener zero:

Philo Gristle: Twice, actually.
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Nick the Bard:

Call in to talk in on the show, not to talk to me ::facepalm::
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cklequ:

@ Philo I remember this one too.
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Philo Gristle:

One nation, under Canada.
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Chris M.:

all the Rupert Pupkins are coming out in full force!
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Danne D:

Kinda snuck that in there M_f_S ;)
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Philo Gristle:

Thanks, LZ!
  6:27pm
Sanitize:

The penis story for Leno knuckleheads: USE THE TERM MEMBER!
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Caryn:

The Catholic church shouldn't be surprised about him quitting the papacy. Ratzenberger just can't stick with any movement for more than 7 years. Heck, he quit the Hitler Youth after that time! Not because Germany lost, but because he just got bored.
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Danne D:

I like that Andy got it :)
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kat330:

The RNC should adopt this smile:
blogfiles.wfmu.org...
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Danne D:

Now for a Downer call...
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Mr. Lowry:

I've got one!

Mark Rubio would rather have a bottle in front of him than Obama in front of him.
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Matt from Springfield:

And tally another call to Danne!
(I actually missed the punch line the first time because I was reacting/typing to the Canada line!) :)
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Greg Popovich:

Sea World re-named their sea slug Joey Buttafucco
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Danne D:

My other thought was for a Pope/Taylor Swift joke
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hamburger:

(we gotta stick with our sea slugs) :oD
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JM from Somerville:

Would the Pope retire to Miami or Phoenix, or Leisure City, NJ?
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Danne D:

Something like "The Pope called Taylor Swift the other day to get some tips on committed relationships"
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Listener zero:

Philo Gristle: "Writing Jokes for Andy's Trip to Baghdad", Nov 12, 2003 & – I believe – "Comedy Monologue". Apr 9, 2003
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jawsey:

Love the One You Whiff ... www.nj.com...
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kat330:

Care, too, about your typing slaves, guys!!
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Danne D:

(btw, I actually did say lowrider in my call I believe)
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Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Ratzenberger was "Cliff" from "Cheers" :)
The Pope had the Andy-friendly name of "Rat Zinger"!
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Danne D:

Somebody call with my Taylor Swift joke - that's good. Or you can take credit for it if you want Nick :)
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Matt from Springfield:

Fredericks!
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Listener zero:

Fredericks!
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Caryn:

@JM: nah, he'll retire somewhere different. Like Climax, Colorado. Or Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Or Beaver Creek.
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Matt from Springfield:

Good integration of all the themes! :D
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Greg of Portland:

Nice one, Fredericks!
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Listener zero:

I was thinking about the same stupid joke, btw.
  6:31pm
c-wolf:

the snails and and the government need to cut members???
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G:

Leno jokes skew kinda anti Obama lately, guys. Check his archives. That may make it impossible for some of us to compete at all.
  6:32pm
JM from Somerville:

Does the Pope ski? (or that was the last one, sorry)
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Nick the Bard:

I think I'M starting to lose my will to live...
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Listener zero:

Obama talking about smarter government, the plan involves replacing Congressmen- and women with sea slugs.
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Caryn:

@Matt: hah, I remembered that completely backwards! I'm sure there's a joke there. Or a tumblr meme with Cliff's head on the Pope's body.
"The Pope wants out of the papacy, because he just wants to go somewhere where nobody knows your name."
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Danne D:

@JM that was the last one. This pope plays piano
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Matt from Springfield:

Tide couldn't understand why their new, mini bottle of detergent was selling so poorly in South Africa--"A Part Tide" was marketed all over.
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Danne D:

The real reason the Pope is resigning is after watching the Grammy's he's decided to go on tour with Elton John
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G:

proof? here's a Leno joke from last night:

"This is a real break with tradition. When the president walked into the chamber, instead of "Hail to the Chief," they played “Hey, Big Spender.” "
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Caryn:

@Matt: hah!
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Philo Gristle:

Nice, Matt!
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kat330:

Cute Matt! Fallon seems the one doing the most puns.
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Matt from Springfield:

Mairzy Doats
And Doezy Doats
And Sea Slug Strap-On Dildos.
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JM from Somerville:

the Pope retires, and plays piano in a lounge across the road from Newark Airport
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Matt from Springfield:

Go Fallon then! And thanks, people!
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Listener zero:

… and afterwards he had a murder party.
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Nick the Bard:

The callers tonight seem to be really fixated on sea slug penises. What's up with that?
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Matt from Springfield:

@G: Is that Leno's personal inclination, you think? Or is he and Letterman responding to polarization by going for the extremes? Years ago a study showed Leno's audience skewing 52% R, and Letterman's skewing 52% D--are they now just catering to their perceived majorities?
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Listener zero:

They actually had lasagna with 100% horse meat here in Germany
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kat330:

"Mask a pony" cheese on the lasagna pun was used WAYYY long ago. The best I've heard on that story.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Nick: I blame the media!
  6:37pm
JM from Somerville:

The Pope abstained from horsemeat and sea slugs during lent
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Danne D:

"The British were suspicious that something was wrong with their meat when they discovered food they made actually tasted better"
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hamburger:

mad cow joke in there... maybe..
  6:39pm
Listener Nina:

After the State of the Union speech, critics said that Obama's talk about gun control was beating a dead horse. But hey, it could be worse. I hear that, lately, British Prime Minister David Cameron has been eating a dead horse.
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Listener zero:

Rubio's water bottle feuding with the Coors Light bottle from the commercials with Ice Cube.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Danne: Good mainstream joke, refs the quality of British food.
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G:

Leno is more flyover (and therefore a bigger audience), so he probably goes more middle of the road and hits both sides some, while some hosts are leery to hit Obama and maybe look bad for it
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Caryn:

The Superdome blackout was due to OJ's "Ocean's Eleven"-style attempt to steal some more of his old awards back. The Super Bowl party was just a ruse.

Or: OJ had a Super Bowl party, and then complained because his giant foam finger didn't fit his hand. Or something.

@Nina: nice, tying things together
  6:40pm
Mark L.:

Danne D has the best joke so far (on the horsemeat).
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kat330:

What about the woman who died from a heart attack because she was addicted to Coke (according to the coroner)? I saw that and thought the soda immediately, but wondered why her photo showed her so thin. Philo said "Coke" meaning cocaine. I felt the fool! Then I opened the link, and hey, it WAS Coke the soda! (Caryn, your cherry cola is rescinded ;)
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Matt from Springfield:

As long as "hairy bitches" is used in connection with the Kards, I'm happy! :)
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Listener zero:

wait what
  6:41pm
c-wolf:

in the US, taco bell introduces a new flavor to mask the horse meat
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northguineahills:

If the Kardashians are Armenian, I can guarantee the body hair... (sorry for the uncouthness)
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Danne D:

Ken figured out my joke finally ;o)
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John McCabe:

more strap on jokes
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kat330:

An improvement on bangers and mash.
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dw:

USA bans North Korea's only potato-chips brand, "dik'taters' which are of course made from dried-up sea slug penises.
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Danne D:

I have to admit that I'm disappointed that my material is probably the funniest.
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Caryn:

@kat: aww. I don't even care for Coke much, I just wanted a flavour I can't get here. I'm just a recreational drinker.
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Listener zero:

Of course, John McCabe, of course.
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Matt from Springfield:

@kat: Coca Cola, 2 gallons a day, for 10 years--that'll kill ya! Oh, the HFCS!!!
And without any nutrition and running on sugar, I imagine she would be skinny. No muscle mass for sure.
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kat330:

@Danne: You have quote marks on the horsemeat joke -- where's it from?
  6:42pm
Instead of fish and chips...:

Bangers and mash?
  6:43pm
c-wolf:

carnavil cruise ship would be towed back much faster if it didn't need to wade through all those snail penises
  6:44pm
Michael:

1.) 'They might elect a black Pope, but the Tea Partiers won't believe he's really Catholic.'
2.) 'The last time I came back from the Islands with a bunch of baggies, I was a lot happier than these guys.'
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moose:

i like caryn's foam finger joke
i read something about horse meat actually being donkey meat
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Matt from Springfield:

Good 1., Michael!
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Greg of Portland:

Gah, again with the dumb shit eating stoners.
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G:

You know how they found out about Taco Bell and horse meat? The "Drop the Chalupa" Dog started whinnying his punch line.
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kat330:

@Instead of fish and chips...:Bangers and mash? See my same note at 6:41. :)
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Caryn:

If they elect a Kenyan Pope, Sheriff Arpaio will try to prove he was actually born in Hawaii.
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Matt from Springfield:

@moose: Split the difference, get some mule meat.
Moose meat? Where's glenn when you need him!
  6:45pm
Fredericks:

Mad horse disease! All they have left to eat are detached penises?
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kat330:

Ken, does Andy -- CAN Andy -- even see the playlist comments? Or is it all by the phone calls?
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Nick the Bard:

How the call screening tend to go :
me -"Seven Second Delay"
caller -"Hello?"
me - "hello?"
caller - "hello?"
me - "hi..."
caller - "is this wfmu?"
me - ::head hits desk::
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Danne D:

@Kat - me

I just used the quotes to indicate the comedic delivery
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G:

No "is it me?" Nick?
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kat330:

@Danne: Mollusk.
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Danne D:

I like the Nick the Bard insider comments - they are entertaining :)
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other david:

After the horsemeat scare, British scientists are now frantically analysing Spotted Dick for traces of male sea slugs

Or something
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Nick the Bard:

Surprisingly not, it's more people not realizing it's even the number they called
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kat330:

@other david: Heh! SOmeone should call that in since it will go unnoticed on the comments list.
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Philo Gristle:

Nice one, OD!
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Matt from Springfield:

@OD: Spotted Dick is...sea slug dick!!!!
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Michael:

'...in a completely unrelated note, Taco Bell announced that the beef in their new Doritos tacos would be "a sure favorite"."
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Caryn:

@od: hah!
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Caryn:

@Michael: good one!
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kat330:

But for Leno's purposes, probably too global a ref for his audience.
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G:

New Taco Bell seasoning levels: Light, Medium, and Dark Horse
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Matt from Springfield:

@OD: Morse avatar--nice!
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Philo Gristle:

@G Good one, though I think all of it is dark horse.
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kat330:

@OD: Like your new avatar, btw. Guess you surrendered to Chazaloo. ;)
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G:

Like many businesses, they like to give the consumer the illusion of choice, Philo
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cklequ:

The fatal flaw here is that there's nothing more painful to watch than a late night host's comedy monologue.
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glenn:

jeeez caryn. you're stealing my post link posting.
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kat330:

Do the female slugs eat the fallen-off penis to nourish the younguns she'll be carrying?
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Danne D:

@Kat Mollusk? I'm confused what you are referring to
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G:

crickets
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Listener Nina:

Scientists report that they've discovered a sea cucumber with a detachable penis. In other news, I just had the weirdest pickles.
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kat330:

@Danne D: Mollusk = cool. (Philo-Kat lexicon :)
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other david:

Ack, a nerdy avatar for a nerd :)

Also, howdy all!
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Danne D:

I'll take a Lopez 3.5
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kat330:

GOOD one, Nina!! :)
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Caryn:

@glenn: what? where? Andy is confusing me so I'm completely lost.
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Philo Gristle:

@Caryn 6:13
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Danne D:

Thx Kat :) I barely figure on how to read striaght-up English :)
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glenn:

and here in toronto, cops are threatening to attack people. with dildoes.
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kat330:

As long as they didn't find MULE!
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Listener Nina:

Hey, thanks. =)
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Matt from Springfield:

Howdy OD!
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moose:

haha burro-ito
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Danne D:

There were some good ones on here - if only Ken read the comments board during the show *sigh*
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Matt from Springfield:

BURRO! :)
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kat330:

Sea slugs, mollusks -- all works!
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kat330:

I KNEW Ken would usurp some of tonight's output, heh!
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Matt from Springfield:

Mollusk point, kat! :)
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Caryn:

@glenn: aah, I couldn't remember if anyone had posted it. But mainly I'm saying that there's still going to be zombie material that'll be topical on Monday, because it's all over the place.
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glenn:

a joke - what's the difference between a radial tire and 365 blowjobs?
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drewo:

I give this show a 4.5!
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Matt from Springfield:

WOW! The "Performance Space" is coming along quicker than I thought! Congrats, Ken and WFMU!
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Caryn:

@Danne: Ken is saving the best comments for his own stand-up show. He ain't gonna give them to Leno!
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Danne D:

Tacos Burritos Locos :)

Have a good night everyone :D
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kat330:

@Danne: We commenters are the lowest rung on Ken & Andy's ladders to success.
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glenn:

one's a goodyear..........
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Danne D:

Hmm Caryn I may have to show up and find out if that's true :)

Hope he steals the Taylor Swift one if that's the case :)
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kat330:

Byeeeee! Happy Valentine's Day to all I won't see tomorrow!
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Matt from Springfield:

@glenn: Rimshot!

Good night Danne!
Good night Delayers!
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Philo Gristle:

G'night!
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Caryn:

Good night all! We'll be here all week. Try the fish.
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