Favoriting Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from March 6, 2013 Favoriting

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The program formerly known as Dinner at Andy's, The Fuzzy Glove Hour, Whores, and The Happiness Hut. Ken and Andy, also known as The Enema Boys, further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards on a weekly basis. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw. (Visit homepage.)

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Favoriting March 6, 2013: Marathon 2013, Week One, The Soak, DJ Battle and Lickathon

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Today's the first-ever two-hour-long Seven Second Delay! Here's what's in store:

Every pledge gets the punchline to this joke:

"How many Seven Second Delay Cohosts Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

1) The Soak: There will be a four minute "soak Andy" period. If you pledge during this period, Andy will match your pledge out of his pocket. Don't forget the huge payout Andy got from his hit TV show "Monk." Wow. What a windfall that was. I still can't believe how much that was.

2) DJ Battle! Ken and Andy go song for song, and you will need to pledge to get Andy's atrocious soft rock removed from the airwaves.

3) The Ken vs Andy Lickathon: for every $500, Ken or Andy have to lick an item in or around the WFMU studio. The largest pledge in each $500 round will decide whether it's Ken or Andy who does the licking. These are the items that will be licked, in order:

1) the mouthpiece of phone #1
2) the main microphone
3) the needle on turntable 1
4) the doorknob to the studio
5) the 4th floor elevator button
6) a volunteers foot
7) the toilet handle
8) the other guy's armpit
9) the inside of the other guy's ear
10) the WFMU bathroom floor

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Listener comments!

Avatar 6:02pm
Dan B From Upstate:

The era of two-hour Seven Second Delay...

www.youtube.com... (3 seconds)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:03pm
G:

Watch out for those dolphins. Andy. I hear they are really really horny. Did you bring protection?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
PMD:

Wear a diaper.
Avatar 🚂 6:04pm
Orangutan Spectre:

OMG, I love Lickathon prizes!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
G:

They normally have some trouble filling an hour without longueurs...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:04pm
Parq:

" the other guy's armpit"??
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
G:

New and improved, with twice the longueurs!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:05pm
Caryn:

Dolphins, the gang rapists of the sea. No wonder Andy "date rape and pedo jokes are my faves" Breckman hangs out with them. Always looking for new material.
Avatar 6:06pm
Andrea:

How do you feel about the ARMPIT?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Matt from Springfield:

All right, TWO extra hours of 7SD Marathon time! Twice the time to brood over how no one's pledging to this show! ;)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
Matt from Springfield:

Hi Ken & Andy & Delayers! :)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:06pm
G:

Where's Andy's right hand in that picture? Inquiring minds, and all that...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:07pm
Caryn:

The foot and ear licks are going to be really uncomfortable for both parties involved... I suspect the armpit one will too, but less so. That's mostly bad just for the licker.
  6:07pm
Rhett:

This is exciting. I've never listened to a live radio broadcast... and especially not on a marathon! When do they schedule bathroom breaks?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
G:

Expecting just a lick and a promise.
  6:08pm
Pledgemaster:

Ken, you said Grateful Dead
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:08pm
Caryn:

@G: maybe he's checking if dolphins are like sharks, with the 2 penises. Or hemipenes, TBE.
Avatar 6:09pm
hamburger:

Stop murdering dolphins Andy! #andybreckmandolphinmurderer!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
G:

Like truckers everywhere, they pee in used soda bottles, then throw them out the window when they think no one's looking.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:09pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Rhett The answer, may surprise you...
  6:09pm
Ric:

Will the sponsored licking involve contact microphones? For that like-you-are-there aural experience.
  6:09pm
chris m:

do you have to call in to soak andy, or do online donations count?
  6:09pm
Rhett:

I didn't plan this very well, drinking a lot of water before engaging the comedy of Andy Breck-man.
Avatar 6:10pm
Rev. Turnip Druid:

DO IT FOR HUGO!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
cklequ:

Online counts too, Chris.
Avatar 6:10pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Kind of a shame there's no video this week.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:10pm
G:

You can still please Fidel.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Caryn:

The Hugo Chavez Memorial Lickathon & Soak.
  6:11pm
chris m:

I had a good year so Andy is going to pay.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:11pm
Caryn:

@Dan B: although seeing Andy lick someone's foot or armpit might make us all feel extremely nauseous. So maybe the lack of a video stream is a blessing.
  6:12pm
Ric:

If I pay $500 can I lick Frangry or Michele?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:12pm
G:

You and what army, Ric?
Avatar 🚂 6:12pm
Listener Julian:

WHEN ARE WE SOAKING ANDY
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:13pm
Matt from Springfield:

GO Reinis!

@Ken: Riga or Daugavpils Jewish ancestors?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
woj:

i think the lickathon needs to be combined with waterboarding andy somehow. salivaboarding, the torture no one can take.
  6:14pm
Fredericks:

Isn't Andy soaking in the picture?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Matt from Springfield:

Thanks hamburger! #andybreckmandolphinmurderer is already trending higher than #HugoChavezDeath! The world will soon know of Andy's sea mammal cruelty!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:14pm
Greg from Bloomfield:

If I pay $500 can I like Jonesy or X. Ray?
Avatar 🚂 6:14pm
Orangutan Spectre:

Gotta love fruit stickers!!
Avatar 🚂 6:15pm
Listener Julian:

SOAK SOAK SOAK
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:15pm
Greg from Bloomfield:

*lick
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:16pm
Matt from Springfield:

So will the Performance Space host Ken & Andy "UCB Shows"? That would be great--you can still charge $5, but proceeds will now benefit WFMU directly instead of the UCB Theater! Who, by the way, can't even handle a simple exorcism on their premises!!
  6:17pm
T-Shirt:

How about a Cavalcade of Comedy CD?
Avatar 6:17pm
Andrea:

@chris m - online donations count!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:17pm
cklequ:

It's always embarrassing to not have watched porn.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Matt from Springfield:

Isn't watching pornos in Ken's office the typical monthly staff meeting?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
darien:

quick question: does twice-long timeslot means twice-long soaking?
  6:18pm
Torbjørn:

Do the soak already, it'll be a lost opportunity if my browser session times out !
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:18pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Andrea: So, is the SOAKING period right now? They haven't made that clear on Air.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
Matt from Springfield:

Never mind, it seems they're answering my question!
Avatar 6:19pm
Andrea:

It's true! My boss Ken showed me his celebrity porn before the show tonight. They are NOT SOAKING YET.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:19pm
G:

7 figures, cmon.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
G:

even to the Dolphin Masturbatorium
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:20pm
Caryn:

The picture on the plate better be a recreation of the "uncomfortably long post-Sandy hug" moment btw Ken and Christie.

The porn will obviously have to wait until the phone banks are changed back into Ken's masturbatorium. In other words, post-Marathon.
Avatar 6:21pm
Andrea:

90 SECONDS TO SOAK
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:21pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: So is the Dolphin Masturbatorium intended FOR dolphins, or ALONGSIDE dolphins, or TO dolphins??
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
G:

All of the above, Matt. Everyone gets to have fun
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:22pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Andrea: Getting ready as we type... :)
Avatar 6:22pm
Andrea:

800-989-9368!!
  6:22pm
ted:

What if Andy sings American Pie in it's entirety...that would be worth something
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Caryn:

@Matt: maybe it's dolphin-themed. You know, dolphin decor and erotic paintings...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
Matt from Springfield:

True, Caryn.
  6:23pm
chris m:

Just waiting to hit submit!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:23pm
woj:

GIMME A S
Avatar 6:24pm
Andrea:

SOAK! ONLINE PLEDGES COUNT.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
woj:

GIMME A O
Avatar 🚂 6:24pm
Listener Julian:

This is so exciting!
  6:24pm
Torbjørn:

@Ted: I second that. I could go for a full karaoke duet.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
G:

Putting the OK in SOAK
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
woj:

GIMME AN A
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:24pm
woj:

GIMME A P
Avatar 6:24pm
Dan B From Upstate:

If you search Andy Breckman wet, will it lead to this playlist page now?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Julie:

Sooooooooooooooooak!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
woj:

wait
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
-max-:

Soaked him with a mouse!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Caryn:

@Dan B: I'm not going to do that search, because I just ate.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:25pm
Matt from Springfield:

Pledge #63800. SOAKED! :)

@Ted: For a large donation, Andy should do that!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
G:

that Earth Google website

TX GRAMPS :)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
cklequ:

That's two mice, max.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:26pm
PMD:

Above and beyond pledge for life.
Avatar 6:26pm
hamburger:

This is it people! Andy match for match!! Double your donation via Andy the big bucks Breckman!
Avatar 🚂 6:27pm
Listener Julian:

SOAKED! But where's my heart icon?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:27pm
Caryn:

Andy, the WFMU listenership is not exactly chock full of "Twilight" fans...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
darien:

yay. soak andy. then soak him again on the second hour. please?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Julian: Sometimes it takes a while to show up, but by tomorrow morning it should surely show up on your profile, and stay there!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:28pm
Julie:

I hope it hurts! (Andy)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Matt from Springfield:

GO DJ Julie! Always a sweetheart! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:29pm
Mike Noble:

Ken soakers, hands up
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Caryn:

I really think that when I make my other pledge next week, I should adopt Andy. I just feel bad for him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:30pm
Julie:

I want a hearrrrt...guess I gotta give online
Avatar 6:30pm
Jeff:

BTW, Ken's a man of his word. When he says he has the porn, he has the porn.

www.flickr.com...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Matt from Springfield:

I'm glad they were so delayed with their premium--I got to select a replacement premium I couldn't get in 2012, no waiting for it in the Prize Warehouse! And I'll still get the 7SD premium, eventually!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Caryn:

Oh Julie, the heart'll be there by the time your show is on.
Avatar 🚂 6:31pm
Listener Julian:

@Jeff Ugh.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
Mike Noble:

Still terrified!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:31pm
G:

Heart delay.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
G:

It's heartbreaking.
Avatar 6:32pm
Andrea:

Andy called me POOR!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Julie:

GOOOOOOO! Lewis/Louis
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Matt from Springfield:

Everybody CLAP!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
Julie:

Andrea, soak him in person, perhaps a nice pitcher.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:32pm
G:

Andy calls everyone south of Warren Buffett poor.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
woj:

has andy ever been adopted?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Caryn:

Wow, performance space-level pledge!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
Mi-rgod:

Happy to be part of the soaking! Looking forward to the grand total.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:33pm
AbeSomething:

Hoping to see a red heart near me name...
Avatar 6:34pm
steve:

wow thats a lot of soaking!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
PMD:

How do you get a red heart near your name?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
G:

Give moolah.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:34pm
Caryn:

@woj: yeah, most years. This year, adoptions all seem to be going really slowly, so for all we know, someone may have placed dibs on him already.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Matt from Springfield:

It's a lost-the-will-to-live halt!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
AbeSomething:

Hmm... No heart. I'll have to donate again.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
Caryn:

Wait, I missed the soak total! What was it?
  6:35pm
Wall Street:

@Andrea: Oh you 47 percenters don't understand...Andy was telling you to get him some coffee, "because beggars can't be choosers"...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:35pm
AbeSomething:

Nevermind! It's here! Huzzah!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:36pm
Caryn:

You have a heart, Abe!
Avatar 6:36pm
hamburger:

That dolphin seems very eager to escape the grasp of Andy Breckman
  6:36pm
Wall Street:

Ah, United Fruit. Now *they* knew how to run a republic.
Avatar 🚂 6:37pm
Listener Julian:

I love this so much.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
G:

BRUTAL! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:37pm
Caryn:

Say the number as a square root or something.
Avatar 6:38pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Good god! That's amazing.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Julie:

whoa! what's the soak Andy record?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
-max-:

Everybody clap!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Matt from Springfield:

WOOHOOOOO!!!!! Lucky number 13 GRAND!! Huzzah! :D
Avatar 6:38pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Hah! 71% already!
Avatar 🚂 6:38pm
Listener Julian:

I could run a radio station for $26,000!
Avatar 6:38pm
Andrea:

$13,664.... gulp!
  6:38pm
Chris:

A hyundai!
  6:38pm
Rhett:

No Hanukkah at the Breck-mans!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:38pm
Caryn:

Wow! That's good for 4 minutes. "Best Show" eat your heart out!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
woj:

BEST. SOAK. EVER.
Avatar 🚂 6:39pm
Listener Julian:

Andy should call into next week's TomThon and tell him to "keep pluggin' away!"
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
G:

13K??? Bye bye new car purchase lol
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:39pm
Caryn:

Oh Andy, we love you. But we also know you're rich as hell. So soak you we shall, like loving siblings shortsheeting their kid brother.
  6:39pm
Rhett:

Is that 71% for SSD or the whole marathon?
Avatar 6:40pm
Carmichael:

I've heard your iPod, Andy. Whatever the opposite of perfect is, you have it.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Matt from Springfield:

Liar!
Julie, on the other hand, WAS born with perfect musical taste! :)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Mike Noble:

just for this slot
Avatar 6:40pm
steve:

Rhett its for the show... grand total is on the fmu homepage
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:40pm
Julie:

Matt -- wait, what? (Puts Olivia & Madonna in the bag for tonight)
Avatar 6:41pm
Carmichael:

Jesus, you guys. People will be taking BACK their pledges!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Andy B has that cuddly face that says: "I'm funny! I'm loving! Throw me into the pool!" :)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
G:

Andy: here's the deal. we just don't need to hear hotel california for the 1357th time
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:41pm
Caryn:

My phone is a second-hand one, so all the music on it (all 3 songs) are boring AOR from the previous owner. If I was judged on my phone music, it wouldn't exactly reflect my musical tastes.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
G:

Doctor My Ears
Avatar 6:42pm
Andrea:

@Rhett -- it's just for tonight! Our goal from now until 8pm is $22,000... and right now we're at $15,664.39
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Julie: Those are sometimes good too, and in any event focus attention to your other great selections! ;)

I also named Joe McG and AmNazz as DJs here with "perfect musical taste"!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Julie:

Let's not forget that Jackson wrote 3 songs on Nico's Chelsea Girl.
Avatar 6:42pm
Carmichael:

Shit, I'll just change the station to classic rock.
  6:42pm
T-Shirt:

Is this like some of those self-inflicted catastrophes, Sequester-style?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:42pm
Rhett:

This is very exciting to listen to this live... it's almost as if it's really happening!
Avatar 6:43pm
Andrea:

Pledge $200 now to take this song off the air. One pledge or all your pledges added together. 800-989-9368 or here: www.wfmu.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Julie:

If you say so, Matt (picks up the Rod Stewart cd)
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Ken: Not as good a pledging strategy as "Soak Andy": remember, many of us listen to WFMU specifically to hear terrible music!
Avatar 🚂 6:43pm
Listener Julian:

COUSIN STORIES
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Caryn:

See, Ken, you should've used this instead of "Careless Whisper"! Of course, Browne's Nico-adjacent music penning talents might make this backfire too.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:43pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Julie: *3 shudders* *35 smiles*
Avatar 6:45pm
Carmichael:

Ken, play The Only Song.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:45pm
woj:

if you don't get $200, do we have to listen to this again?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I'm scared that the H7:00 problem is going to make all the computers revert to 6:00 in 15 minutes and the show will never end.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Parq:

Woj, better, we get to hear "Hotel California".
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:46pm
Matt from Springfield:

Play "Mockingbird" w/ Carly Simon!! That's the worst version of it!!!
Avatar 6:47pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Knuckles the dog! Everyone stop pledging!
Avatar 6:47pm
Carmichael:

OK Andy, I dare you to play Hotel California. Wait, no I don't.
  6:47pm
RevolutionRabbitNov63:

- Watching the News but - CowKegel - !
[Provisional Heart for Pledge after PayDay...: ((♥)) ]
  6:47pm
Sean:

I think I know why WFMU listeners hate Andy. Pretty much everyone in the world knows that commercial success and level of artistry aren't exactly equivalent. That is, everyone except Andy. If Andy were a contemporary of Van Gogh, he would dismiss his painting.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Matt from Springfield:

"KNUCKLES THE DOG"!!
Go Killdozer, but more importantly, GO BILL MAC!

www.flickr.com...
www.youtube.com...
Avatar 6:48pm
kiemzi:

NOBODY PLEDGE I <3 KNUCKLES THE DOG!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:48pm
Caryn:

I'm singing along to Knuckles! Ken might just get Andy to pay the 200 bucks to turn this off. Ken is soaking Andy surreptitiously!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Caryn:

If Andy does play "Hotel California", those 200 bucks will be pledged immediately! So it would be a good pledge-getting strategy.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Sean: Who needs that ear-cutting weirdo? Just wait a while and you can get a nice, clean, professional song by Don McLean called "Vincent"!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:49pm
woj:

@Parq sweet!
  6:50pm
giraffe-o:

Play the Chiquita Banana song non-stop until you reach your pledge goal. Or the Banana boat song. Or, 'Yes we have no Bananas'
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Caryn:

Did Cat Stevens ever record any dog-related songs?
  6:50pm
RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Would 200% get raunchy Dolphin Silhouette action in there - ?
Avatar 6:50pm
Carmichael:

Because everyone has lost the will to live.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

"Shower The People You Love With Love"?
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:50pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: "I Love My Dog"!
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G:

Must be maple syrup season, The sap is rising.
  6:51pm
g:

My girlfriend loves JT and is getting REALLY pissed!
Avatar 6:51pm
steve:

Caryn - "I Love My Dog"... ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Pete from Boston (and NJ):

So where are we in the lickathon? I came late.
Avatar 6:51pm
Carmichael:

@Caryn: Yes, I Love My Dog.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:51pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: Hey, my ears are getting sticky. And the rest of this room. Oh NO!!!!....
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
G:

No one calls, because they love the train wreck, and it's only three minutes per song.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:52pm
Caryn:

@Matt & steve: oh yeah...

I fear the sugary sappiness will lead to several listeners going into diabetic shock. Insulin at the ready, emergency rooms!
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:53pm
Matt from Springfield:

@G: Similar to what I pointed out above. And, listeners prefer to hear Andy & Ken in a "train wreck" than for them to be fulfilled! :)
Avatar 6:53pm
Carmichael:

Hey, do you have any Dan Fogleberg?
Avatar 6:53pm
Dan B From Upstate:

Maggot Brain is awesome. I am people, and people love maggot brain.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:54pm
woj:

andy could pledge $200 to get this off the air...
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:55pm
cklequ:

Who the devil is Dan Fogelburp?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:56pm
Caryn:

This is a bit too "Carlos Santana, the talking-about-angels years" for my taste.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:57pm
joe:

Wait if I pledge you are going to turn off Maggot Brain off? Are you out of your mind? Of course I'm not going to pledge
Avatar 6:57pm
Andrea:

What are you going to do with your fruit stickers? 201-536-9368
Avatar 6:57pm
Carmichael:

Andy has no idea what Ken plays on his show, because Andy NEVER listens to WFMU.
Avatar 🚂 Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Are those the "Devadip" years, or did he have a Christian/New Age period as well?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 6:58pm
Caryn:

Andy, just pay the 200 bucks yourself! (once again, I suspect Ken is soaking Andy in secret)
Avatar 6:59pm
Andrea:

If you gave online and want the punchline to the joke "How many Seven Second Delay Cohosts Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?" we recommend calling in during one of Ken's songs at 800-989-9368
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Caryn:

@Matt: essentially that, but I think he went a bit New-Age-y right after that. And kept talking about frigging angels and energy. *sigh*
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G:

This is now like one of those horrible Xmas music only stations in December
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Matt from Springfield:

Ally McBeal soundtrack! Who's this?
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Andrea:

We're $185 away from taking this off the air.
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glenn:

dan fogelberg IS the devil.
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Caryn:

I actually kinda like this version... less annoying vocal runs than Mariah normally does.
  7:00pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

I just pledged so I have no more arrows in my quiver, but JESUS!!!
  7:00pm
JoJo:

Love this song! Dancing around the living room!
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Carmichael:

Laugh? Cry? I'm going to vomit.
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Dan B From Upstate:

I actually have this song on my iPod. I got it from a Sound and Safe premium from a couple years.
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Matt from Springfield:

Mariah Carey = Whats'erbutt!!
  7:01pm
isn't it:

It was in Love Actually-- a young kid sang it.
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Rhett:

That's it! One hour!
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Hey, we made it past 7. Everyone still alive?
  7:02pm
isn't it:

young kid = tween
  7:03pm
T-Shirt:

Stay tuned for Sinners' Crossroads.
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Rhett:

The call was coming from inside the house!
  7:03pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

Shouldn't they be licking something by now??
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Caryn:

I gotta say, no matter how crappy the songs get, I ain't pledging to turn them off, because I love a 7SD trainwreck moment. So this might not be the best moneymaking strategy.
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Andrea:

Everyone thank Mac from the Antique Phonograph! A true hero: www.wfmu.org...
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Carmichael:

Deliverin' is a live album.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: I figured that the moment I saw the description. And not participatory enough--it's just listening to music, listening to the trainwreck and commenting amongst ourselves, rather than an urgency to pledge.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Andrea: We can always thank Mac! But, for that in particular!
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Rhett:

This strategy is like if GG Allin had a WFMU show saying "If you don't donate to WFMU I'll do something unpleasant to myself."
  7:07pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

I don't want to pledge any more right now, but if someone doesn't call pretty soon I'm gonna post the punchline to the joke.
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Caryn:

@Matt: I had the same reaction reading the episode description. Especially after what happened on Ken's show earlier today.
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Matt from Springfield:

Hey now Ken, don't throw rocks in Glass Houses...
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Carmichael:

Billy Joel. Insta-mute!!!
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Matt from Springfield:

LOL Rhett! :)
  7:07pm
df:

I actually had to turn the radio off for this Billy Joel
  7:08pm
cosmic matrix:

I LIKE THAT BILLY JOEL SONG
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Caryn:

I'm just laughing hysterically at the Billy Joel. Ken got so flustered!
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G:

Billy Joel was so late on the 70s revival of the 50s that this came out in the 80s.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: What was the concept failure of Ken's morning show?
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-max-:

That Billy Joel song was just featured on a Jeopardy clue a few moments ago, ironically enough.
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Dan B From Upstate:

Dengue Fever is decent!
  7:08pm
cosmic matrix:

and that song by poco "africa" may be my favorite song in the world. SO THERE
  7:09pm
T-Shirt:

I like this. What is it called again?
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Rhett:

I knew I was going to miss DJ Rupture, but I didn't realize I would miss him THIS MUCH.
  7:09pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

DENGUE FEVER Y'ALL!
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Caryn:

@Matt: the "pledge now or I'll play the 'Careless Whisper' sax solo on a loop" bit. Pledging came to a screeching halt.
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Andrea:

Getting excited for the Ken v. Andy LICKATHON
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steve:

T-Shirt - Dengue Fever!
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Andrea:

@Rhett - hilarious
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Matt from Springfield:

James & Carly's "Mockingbird"!!! I keep telling you, that's the worst version of it!
  7:10pm
cosmic matrix:

you guys are actually kind of comparing apples and oranges as it were.
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Rhett:

@Andrea - serious!
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SeanG:

it's Toto not Poco
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Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: Ha ha, "Careless Whisper" is a song I hate that I love, and that sax part is a big plus for the song!
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Caryn:

@Matt: "Mockingbird" might actually work. But who knows with this masochistic crowd?
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steve:

yeah when does the licking start?
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cklequ:

I'll pledge $200 to get The Beatles off the air for good.
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joe:

so help me god if he plays the kenny g christmas album....
  7:11pm
cosmic matrix:

@sean--awwww sh*t, really? i always make that mistake OOPS!
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Andrea:

ANY MOMENT
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Caryn:

@Matt: exactly, and everyone seems to feel that way, so almost no-one wanted to pledge to take it off. Ken misjudged his audience.
  7:12pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

LICK SOMETHING! LICK SOMETHING! LICK SOMETHING!
  7:13pm
cosmic matrix:

nice stereo separation!
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Matt from Springfield:

Folk-country-pop crossover! Make out in a wood panelled basement, drunk on Boone's Farm wine!
  7:14pm
cosmic matrix:

well, ken, let's hear YOU sing a song then! canya do any better? hee hee
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Andrea:

CALL NOW
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Rhett:

Wait, is this what Poco sounds like? After all these years of hearing that name I didn't know what to expect.
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Caryn:

This might evoke some nostalgic feelings in people...
  7:15pm
clint:

We need Andrew gold
  7:15pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

cklequ, you're a person after my own heart.
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Jeff:

Here's the man inflicting this on you!

Andy and his iPod:
www.flickr.com...
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Matt from Springfield:

@Caryn: The melted vinyl stunt was a good pledging strategy for Ken, in addition to being very silly, you pledge to ADD something on, rather than take something off. A good comparison to the cumulative nature of this Marathon.
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Matt from Springfield:

Thanks Jeff! :)
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G:

Andy gave Ken a good Poco in the ribs there
  7:16pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

Jeff: Eeeeeewwwwww, doncha just hate him?
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Matt from Springfield:

Woooo Hawkwind!
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glenn:

silver machine!!!!!! leave it on!
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Julie:

Hawkwind? who let Clay in there?
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I don't know, I'm kind of considering a pledge to get Hawkwind off.
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steve:

who listening to fmu doesn't love some Hawkwind??
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glenn:

i want julie to move to a daytime show.
  7:19pm
Adam in Portland and Lynnwood:

Lemmy forever!!!
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I have listened to Julie's show in real time exactly once and I should have not been up that late, but it was great.
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Matt from Springfield:

Judy Collins! That's a plus!
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Julie:

Glenn -- I rarely come out before dark. Ooh sweet judy blue eyes!
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glenn:

silver machine is post lemmy, i think.
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Andrea:

"It's Judy Collins. She always cooks with honey." -- Andy
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Matt from Springfield:

Lena Dunham's also too cool for KP, apparently! Hmmph!
  7:20pm
giraffe-o:

Judy Collins is still alive???
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Matt from Springfield:

Recorder solo! Dance naked in a field!
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G:

Define "alive".
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Matt from Springfield:

@giraffe: "Alive and then some", as Clay Pigeon would say.
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chaoserene:

does Andy actually listen to this stuff in his freetime?
  7:21pm
giraffe-o:

What's the definition of a minor 2nd?
Two flutes playing in unison ;)
  7:21pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

The thing is, I do like some of the music Andy likes. It's mostly his attitude about it that makes me want to curbstomp him.
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Dan B From Upstate:

This has, um... kind of worked. It's gotten them from 71% to 77%.
  7:21pm
RevolutionRabbitNov63:

Happy Hippies for Hawkwind. & no children. Billy Joel is the fake Elton John. People only like Billy Joel because they look more like him than the Ramones.
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

What is ridiculous about this is that any one of Andy's songs could, under the right circumstances, slip right into Ken's show without incident. He might have to yell over them, but it could work.
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Nick the Bard:

I'm late in saying it, but Billy Joel is awesome. All of it.
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chaoserene:

rainbow unicorn vomit!
  7:22pm
giraffe-o:

Station Manager Ken - was that a Hawkwind recording with Lemmy?
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Rhett:

@giraffe-o - I've heard the same joke about fretless bass players.
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joe:

No that his actually Lemmy on Silver Machine
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G:

@Pete: You have to turn the material ironic, so *you* are doing something with *it*, rather than *it* doing something with *you*.
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I always hoped Billy Joel would emerge in a new dark, drunk phase. But then I heard an interview with him in which he was just a friendly drunk. Such wasted potential.
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Matt from Springfield:

@RRN63: Did you ever hear Billy's first album Cold Spring Harbor? He was really ripping off Elton's early style on that one.
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joe:

Bring back the Cambodian murders
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woj:

i keep wanting to click on the hearts thinking i am liking a comment
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Matt from Springfield:

@Chaoserene: Good Name For A Band!
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joe:

Wait should I be concerned that I have spoken on that phone many times?
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Elton John publicly called for Billy Joel to get a hold of himself. Billy Joel publicly told Elton John to fuck off. Joel 1, John 0 in the battle of the two first names.
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G:

Billy Joel: "Americans will love a guy like me doing this piano rock shit even more than they did for some fey Brit with no fashion sense."
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Rhett:

Knowing this, wouldn't Andy have sneaked in and sanitized these items?
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Julie:

I guess we have to wear some gloves tonight to protect from this licking. Interesting they are licking needle #1, because EVERYONE has licked needle #3.
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chaoserene:

good point, how do we know these items are genuinely as dirty as they would normally be?
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Andrea:

Dr. Mark is is board certified in Clinical Pathology, which includes microbiology.

He appeared on our magic brownie roulette show at the UCB Theatre, with Amy Sedaris, Tom Gammill, and Gary Lucas
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Frangry:

I don't think Station Dictator Ken had the mics in mono. 80 years of radio. Just sayin...
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Julie:

Billy was making records (with his bands) before Elton was recording his own material. I think they have their own style. (Gots to stand up for my piano men!)
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Matt from Springfield:

@Frangry: Haven't you heard, Ken is now the "Station Kenager Man"!
Good to sing to "Secret Agent Man", too.

@Andrea: Great episode!
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Rhett:

Bring in whoever performs their housekeeping to explain how they don't really do their job.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Julie: Hmm, I presumed that because Elton's first records were out long before '71, Billy was being less than original.
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chaoserene:

@Frangry, who's weekly chore is it to sanitize the equipment? Is this an issue of concern to most DJs?
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Frangry:

@chaoserene, that entire building is a pigsty.
  7:30pm
Edward from Brooklyn:

"That's not as bad as EXPLOSIVE diarrhea" -- Station Manager Ken
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Andrea:

I really want to see them link inside each other's ears! So intimate.
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woj:

LESS TALKING MORE LICKING
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Andrea:

Let's get the phones ringing!
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Rhett:

Am I missing out on an experience by donating by phone rather than internet? What's the difference?
  7:31pm
RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...I'd bet Billy Joel's a good guy (& an accomplished pianist).

- I'm just sayin'.

- Between Joel & Elton it's probably too close for comfort (I think they actually did shows together)...
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Andrea:

If we raise $500 now Ken or Andy will kick the doorknob to studio B.
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chaoserene:

@Frangry, but how do any of these items compare to Andy Cohen's foot?
  7:33pm
cosmic matrix:

i don't want either one of you to get sick.
  7:34pm
cosmic matrix:

i'll donate $50 if you two lick each-others' tongues, though. now, THAT'S entertainment!
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Well let's hope there's a high-class weirdo in the phone room who's going to get the footlicking he/she's always dreamed of.
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Julie:

Rabbit, yes they toured together! Saying Billy ripped off Elton is like saying Kate Bush ripped off Laura Nyro. Just because they both write and play the piano....
  7:36pm
cosmic matrix:

or, conversely, you could ask us to pledge in order for you NOT to lick these dirty objects.
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Matt from Springfield:

All right!! Terrestrial broadcasts, in Portland! Travelling 3 hours back in time!
  7:36pm
Charles in Portland:

WHAT?! ON THE AIR live here in Portland?! How cool is that!!
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Frangry:

@chaoserene absolutely none of them. i'm still crying.
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G:

Elton John was the hugest thing on the charts in the mid 70s, and Billy Joel suddenly got popular in the second half of the 70s. Coincidence? I think not.
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Matt from Springfield:

Snivel away, kids, snivel!!
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

My comment didn't get read -- it was "I hate that by pledging I am a part of any of what is going on here tonight."
  7:39pm
RevolutionRabbitNov63:

...for my Place & Time (age) - it was kinda more about the Joel types VS. the Ramones types
- & still seems like it from where I'm sittin'...some people like Sports (like Conservative Johnny Ramone did)
- whatever - !!...
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Andrea:

Here's the doorknob! pic.twitter.com...
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chaoserene:

@Frangry, I'm sure this year's SUW marathons will be just as epic and significantly less awkward
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steve:

sometimes i wonder if Andy's serious when he rags on FMU, but then he goes along with stunts like this...
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SeanG:

oh my god this is gross!
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Frangry:

Little buddy!
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Rhett:

Ooooh... ADA accessible door knob
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Julie:

this 2-hour show totally effed me up. Like whoa, it's nearly 8.
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Frangry:

@steve, no way! he secretly loves WFMU
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Dan B From Upstate:

Maybe mention other things that will be licked AFTER you get passed the doorknob?
  7:43pm
RevolutionRabbitNov63:

I'd say Kate Bush was *influenced* by Nyro - not the *fake* one. ; )
  7:43pm
Sally Field:

"You lick me, you all really lick me!"
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Chris M.:

that doorknob carries diseases not yet discovered by science.
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Rhett:

They need a device that makes noise when an internet donation comes in.
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steve:

god i wish i had more money
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Matt from Springfield:

@Julie: And normally it only *feels* like it's been 2 hours!...
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Julie:

Kate was busy listening to Pink Floyd. Even her demos are way far out compared to Nyro.
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Frangry:

@Rhett, the phones DO ring when an internet donation comes in. :(
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Caryn:

@Rhett: yep, online donations make a ringing phone noise.
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Julie:

What kind of pledge do we have to make to get Andy to cohost a marathon show with Bryce?
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Rhett:

oh...... :-(
  7:45pm
Fredericks:

Andy Lickman
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Matt from Springfield:

@Frangry: Seriously? That's awesome!
  7:46pm
cosmic matrix:

i liked it when they sent ken up with balloons
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BadGuyZero:

WOW! I tuned in just in time for that magic moment!
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Julie:

Ken JUST got healthy, let's not have him licking the toilet
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Come on, Andy, give it a nice, slurping sound.
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Caryn:

I kinda feel like Ken's threat of a sports show could lead to interesting Sports Relief-style stunts, like Ken swimming the length of the Hudson. I'd pledge for that, even if it would be as bacteriologically hazardous as this.
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Andrea:

ha Fredericks!
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Frangry:

I really wish this was on video.
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Matt from Springfield:

Plague Day Doorknob! DO IT!
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Rhett:

Give us a live tweet photo, Andrea!
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Caryn:

@Frangry: hopefully, pictures are being taken (you listening, Andrea?)
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Jeff In Puna Hawaii:

we need proof!!!
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Rhett:

So when will Andy's funeral be?
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cklequ:

Licking a doorknob is almost as enjoyable as pleasuring a dolphin.
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Matt from Springfield:

The Listerine spit sounded grosser on the radio than the lick itself! :)
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Frangry:

@Matt from Springfield, you're totally right.
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BadGuyZero:

Hmm...my heart is black while other hearts are red.

Sounds about right.
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G:

Andy's pact with Satan, resulting in his Monk haul, makes his death impossible.
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Caryn:

This is a good way to soak Andy. He'll gladly pledge to make Ken lick things.
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woj:

thought the listerspit was actually vomiting
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BadGuyZero:

I wonder if that dolphinsex.org site it still around.
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Frangry:

@BadGuyZero, It turns black once you see someone's profile.
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Frangry:

EWWWWWWWWW
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BadGuyZero:

BLERG! "is" not "it"
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Matt from Springfield:

Yecch!!! Those sounds!
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Julie:

My heart is already black (and non-existent)
  7:51pm
RevolutionRabbitNov63:

As far as 'America's' tastes relating to its' homophobia & unadventurous fashion - whose position would that support - ?
- I just think Elton communciates real Soul - whereas Joel seems mannered, predictable, a panderer to lowest common denominator popular tastes, & phony...Who cares...
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

My heart turned black after listening to this show tonight.
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Matt from Springfield:

This is fantastic "Theater of the Mind", at least!
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Hey, thanks, Pete's girlfriend!
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Rhett:

Listening my black show was heart when tonight
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Dan B From Upstate:

People flush the terlet with their shoes, though.

Anyway, I'm still kinda sad there's no video this year.
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Caryn:

@RRN63: I don't think either one of them has much "soul", but both have some decent songs. And entertaining drunken behaviours.
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chaoserene:

yeah, having video for SUW and 7SD was so good last year!
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Frangry:

Ken didn't do video this year because he says "the novelty has worn off". But I think it's great for the stun/talk shows.
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Andrea:

We are $320 away from having Ken or Andy lick the bathroom floor. This bathroom is worse than a dive bar bathroom. Pee stains and all.
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Frangry:

Seriously you guys have no idea how fucking gross that bathroom is.
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BadGuyZero:

"The State of WFMU" post-hurricane address.
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Julie:

OMG the bathroom floor, that's the bathroom the volunteers and bands use too!
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chaoserene:

okay I think I might need to contribute to this cause
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BadGuyZero:

The toilet doesn't have a cover on the tank.
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G:

aka CBGB's Bathroom, Jersey City branch
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Caryn:

@Frangry: yeah, like CGI or 3D, if video is used as a crutch and a novelty, it's no fun. But with shows like this, video is needed to get the full experience. It is not a novelty when it is integral to the show!
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chaoserene:

pledging for this is pledging to uphold what truly makes this show one of the most brilliant things ever... right?
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cklequ:

$320 to bob for upper deckers?
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G:

It's like contributing to medical research
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Frangry:

@Caryn, maybe Foodbed and I will ask for video on our show. We don't have any great stunts tho.
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Rhett:

I made the ringy sound!
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steve:

we get pics yet?
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Frangry:

@chaoserene, fuck yes.
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Caryn:

Man, the past 2 days of the Marathon have been very toilet-centric... Oy.
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chaoserene:

hahaha
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

How do you people use that bathroom and not just clean it out of disgust, then?

That's right, 'you people.'
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Frangry:

I use the ladies bathroom on the 3rd floor. Which is significantly cleaner. The bathroom they are near is the one all the bands and volunteers use.
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Rhett:

@Andrea - make the twitter photo happen for this one!
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Caryn:

@Frangry: no, but you do have plenty of horndog male fans who will gladly pledge if they see video footage of you. Whether that encourages or discourages the use of a video stream, though, is up to you.
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Ha! "Ladies" and "Bands"!
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Matt from Springfield:

Ewww, here it comes!!
  8:00pm
Michael:

Uhh...guys: this is how The Aristocrats _started_.
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Frangry:

@Caryn, good point. video it is.
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Frangry:

@Pete from Boston, hahahaha you win.
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Matt from Springfield:

@Michael: "...Seven Second Delay!"
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chaoserene:

And @Caryn, I do believe the sex appeal has doubled this year
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steve:

bravo
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Dropper:

Too bad there's no video stream this year.
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

Thank you!
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Matt from Springfield:

Eww! The "tastes of the city" experience!!
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other david:

Heroes
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Sierra:

I have empathy for Andy.
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Julie:

Yes you should reward those people who had to look at Andy Cohen a chance to look at you and Michele, Frangry
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Pete from Boston (and NJ):

I have contempt for everything I've heard tonight.
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Matt from Springfield:

Thanks for the stunts, Ken and Andy!
Surpass your records next week! :)

Have a good night everyone!
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Caryn:

@chaoserene: yep, even with the footrub stunts of last year, this year is clearly more appealing
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Frangry:

Great show 7SD!
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Caryn:

Andrea better have a frigging folderful of pictures of this!
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BadGuyZero:

Oh my...I'm scheduled to be working the phones next week. What horrors will I witness?
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Dan B From Upstate:

The wheeeeeeeeel of fate! There had better be video for that.
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Caryn:

@BGZ: just don't touch anything with your bare hands! Rubber gloves or disposable hankies at the ready!
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Rhett:

That's how my name *is* pronounced! Boo!!
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RevolutionRabbitNov63:

'Even her demos are way far out compared to Nyro.'
- Well - you made the comparison, not me.
' I don't think either one of them has much "soul",'
...Like I said - more about the Joel types VS. the Ramones types for me...
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