WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 26, 2013

Listener comments!
	6:01pm Danne D: Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi Foodbed :) <333 Hi Weirdos :)
	6:01pm Frangry: LETS DO THIS
	6:02pm glenn: hola chicas. i don't know how to say weirdos con espanol.
	6:02pm Carmichael: Rrrrrrrobot!!!
	6:02pm robyn: is michele healed?
	6:02pm MISTER JOHNNY: Let's get this fire started!
	6:03pm G: Show prep loop in full force
	6:03pm Danne D: Poor Foodbed 8( Still sick?
	6:03pm G: No Betty Boop voice? :p
	6:04pm robyn: this banter reminds me of when andy was on the show.
	6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY: It's a TANK-top - not a tank-TOP!!!!
	6:04pm robyn: 5 minutes of pure cohost bile.
	6:04pm Danne D: SUW formula: Frangry says gross thing. Michele says something about what Frangry says. Frangry says "ew!" repeat.
	6:05pm G: boob sweat. the woman has such broadcasting instincts. howard stern is monitoring this for hints.
	6:05pm Kurt Gottschalk: i can't believe you make me leave the room and call but ok, when i was a kid me and my friend would light pocket combs on fire and make huge flaming bombs as it melted that would attack our superhero action figures. maybe not the most pyro-y but it was super cool.
	6:05pm Danne D: I bet the callers are wondering what the statute of limitations on fire crimes.
	6:05pm Shamus: Can you tell us what the fight is about?
	6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANGRY should bottle her cleavage sweat and sell it on ebay.
	6:06pm fleep: I smell pledge premium
	6:06pm Carmichael: Underwater guy has NO fire stories.
	6:06pm Glenn M: hey gurls
	6:07pm Fancypants: I put fire to a candle...
	6:07pm Uncle Flowed: Burnout
	6:07pm Danne D: Wonder if Tommy O'Burn will call in tonight
	6:08pm Fancypants: I burned some summer -- i burned my feet...
	6:08pm Danne D: My nephew is actually going to college to be an arson investigator
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: I bet SPIKE has been indited for arson.
	6:08pm steve: i tried to smoke a slim jim like a cigarette.
	6:08pm Carmichael: The kid-approved fire product is AquaNet.
	6:08pm Bart: I burned my lips trying to blow up a car (not with a bomb.. from the tail pipe... )
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Didn't FRANGRY burn her nose at the beach last summer?
	6:09pm Fancypants: Clothes burning now.
	6:09pm neil: why don't we get Station Mgr. Ken to call in and debunk the lawn burning mystery?
	6:09pm fleep: Zoomies. You take a filmy plastic bag and knot it up over and over until it's in a tight wad. Put a bucket of water on the floor. Attach a coat hanger to a ceiling fixture, put the knotted bag on the hook, and light the bottom.
	6:09pm Frangry: Mister Johnny: Every summer
	6:09pm robyn: i have to say i am completely terrified of fire. i love my e cigarette in part because i can fall asleep smoking or drop my cigarette and never have to worry about anything ever again.
	6:09pm Fancypants: I pour water on burning closet...
	6:10pm Frangry: Station Manager Ken is out of town, not sure he will call
	6:10pm Adam: Burn baby burn!!!!
	6:10pm Spike: @Mister Johnny: I AM NOT AMUSED!!!!!!
	6:11pm Carmichael: This guy lights his farts.
	6:11pm fleep: The melted drops of bag plastic make a high pitched zipping noise as they hit the bucket. It's trippy.
	6:11pm kellie: I got kicked out of girl scouts for setting the troop leaders clothes line of fire with a burnt marshmallow (can't say it was a total accident)!
	6:11pm Chris: Two of my friends and I nearly set fire to a forest by using a dead tree to launch bottle rockets.
	6:11pm Fancypants: In the bible, there is a lot of people making fires and putting different living creatures into the flames.
	6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: When I was in my teens, my dad had an idea to fill a balloon with acetylene (a flammable gas). To dispose of it, he put a lit match or a cigarette by it and burned his arm pretty badly. I learned my lesson to not do that stunt ever.
	6:12pm Fancypants: @ Kellie. You sound like a fun girl scout!
	6:12pm Danne D: @Fancypants fire was still new back thing - it was the "in" thing to burn stuff like bushes and stuff
	6:12pm Frangella: Frangry, Your boobs have gone up 1 size - from what to what?
	6:12pm robyn: "be careful though - there's no scientific evidence whatsoever"
	6:12pm Fancypants: @ Ken. You are TOO funny...
	6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY: Baby Burned Alive: Chile Arrests 4 Accused Of Killing Child For Being 'Antichrist' In Ritual Sacrifice
	6:13pm Nick C: I burned Frangry's bra!
	6:14pm Frangry: And my panties!
	6:14pm Fancypants: My drunk mother almost killed herself falling a sleep with a candle on the bedside.
	6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY: Thumbs down on burning children alive.
	6:15pm G: My father and his two brothers burned a wood down near Atlanta when they were kids in the 40s. The oldest brother (not my dad) started lighting matches and throwing them behind him as he walked, and after awhile his brothers said they weren't going to chase them and put them out any more. He kept tossing them. Once one caught, it was immediately too big to put out. They never got caught for it, but told the story decades later after their parents had died.
	6:15pm Fancypants: Jeezuz caller. get on with it...
	6:15pm Skirkie: Rehearse your story with friends beforehand, folks. There's a lot that could have been left out of this one.
	6:15pm Danne D: Trying to call - real would rather do the story as a comment but comment people never win lately :(
	6:16pm Francis: Frangry, What panties?
	6:16pm Danne D: Yo, Skirkie
	6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: In college, a friend of mine burned down the trailer house where he lived. I think he was smoking in bed. I learned my lesson to not do that stunt ever.
	6:16pm glenn: were you shitting bricks?
	6:16pm Jess: A candle fell on my ear when I was 1 my whole ear was on fire, does that count?
	6:16pm G: Friends aren't going to give someone judgment, Skirkie :p
	6:17pm Fancypants: @ G: God story. Thanks!
	6:17pm Danne D: Why did Michele have a 30th birthday party? Is she doing her birthdays in advance now?
	6:17pm Skirkie: Rehearse it with enemies then.
	6:17pm Fancypants: Good..
	6:18pm G: Judgment about what to say. People either got it or they dont. The Miles Standish method normally cant work or doesnt work :)
	6:18pm glenn: oh my god. don't pour water on a waxy fire. use salt ot baking soda.
	6:18pm fleep: It's burning things that shouldn't be burned. As always, point missed. How about: playing with a Gilbert chemistry set in the basement and setting a knotty pine desk on fire.
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: I love when women get their hair caught on fire, but they don't realize it until someone tells them.
	6:18pm Fancypants: Do you gals play music? Lets have a party. Lets hear Bruce: Fire!!
	6:19pm JoJo: Just get the fight over with and make out for 15 seconds.
	6:19pm glenn: i don't see anything about michelle's nipples.
	6:20pm Fancypants: You gals are soooooo stupeeeed... But thats the whole point, right!?
	6:20pm Carmichael: Danne's tryin' to get laid ....
	6:21pm Skirkie: Mercury expands when heated and it probably ran out of room to expand in.
	6:21pm Danne D: Eh, Carmichael?
	6:21pm Fancypants: TALK ABOUT THE FIRES IN THE BIBLE.
	6:21pm Clay Pigeon: i set our neighbors yard On fire with a magnifying glass when I was 7. Luckily it extinguished itself but not before blackening a good sized parch of turf.
	6:21pm Danne D: So Skirkie did my call meet your approval?
	6:22pm Danne D: 7-year old Clay Pigeon must've been a badass
	6:22pm glenn: clay, you gotta guest with frangry and michelle sometime.
	6:22pm robyn: Frangry apparently didn't scratch that exhibitionist itch during the marathon.
	6:22pm Skirkie: I didn't DISapprove.
	6:23pm Danne D: @Skirkie I'm counting it.
	6:23pm fleep: Yet another premium idea
	6:23pm Fancypants: Hey CLAY! I'm Willams brother. From Denmark. We are great fans of your stories. And I am a poet with lots of books behind me. I know what it is about. And you have a gift, man!!
	6:23pm Danne D: Um, so Skirkie are you gonna call and show us how it's done?
	6:23pm Ralphine: We used to set our yard on fire every other year to get rid of thatch.
	6:24pm Maggie: Would Michele even know how to MOTORBOAT?
	6:24pm fleep: Intentional fire. Denied.
	6:24pm Fancypants: I like everybody's stories. But I would like to hear someone just say the word FIRE.
	6:25pm Jeff Ross: I have a show on Comedy Central called The Burn. You should watch it.
	6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY: They weather has been so nice... Has anyone tried to look up your skirt on the subway stairs yet , FRANGRY? It's a sure sign that summer is coming...
	6:25pm Carmichael: With your above remark re: Michele's youthful appearance. :-)
	6:25pm Skirkie: I don't have a story. And would of course wuss out if I did.
	6:25pm Danne D: I shoulda made the motorboat sound at the end of my call. Opportunity missed.
	6:26pm Frangry: Mister Johnny: I'm still wearing tights. Nothing to see.
	6:26pm Danne D: @Carmichael oh, well it's true :)
	6:26pm G: some people have a tights fetish. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
	6:26pm Fancypants: I am a girl. My hair is on fire.
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Nothing? I beg to differ...
	6:26pm Skirkie: I do tend to put matches out in my mouth.
	6:27pm robyn: this would be more fun if he added in that he can't have sex now without setting someone on fire.
	6:27pm Tomas: Ladies - Has anyone ever set your hair on fire?
	6:27pm robyn: where are those people at
	6:27pm Danne D: Next Week on Shut Up Weirdo: Saliva Stories
	6:27pm Danne D: Damn I didn't make the list 8(
	6:27pm Fancypants: Once it was the goat who put fire to Jesus.
	6:28pm glenn: i burned my lip doing hot knives on a boat. does that count?
	6:28pm Danne D: "It's like home-made napalm, it's great!" This should be a testimonial on the next SUW premium
	6:29pm Skirkie: Bring Mr. Muller to a meetup.
	6:30pm Danne D: I'd have to call in as Dadde D for that episode
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: You know what's better to burn than Lysol??? Pledge Furniture Polish! It creates a huge scary fireball!!!
	6:30pm Danne D: Happy Birthday Michele's dad :)
	6:31pm Andrew B: pretty sure my dad would call and set a new standard for weirdos.
	6:31pm Ralphine: I set a lady's hair on fire with a candle at church when I was a kid.
	6:31pm Danne D: Flaming eyeball = winning story
	6:31pm robyn: i told my parents i called in once. "proud" is not exactly the word I would use to describe their reaction.
	6:31pm Carmichael: AquaNet! AquaNet!
	6:31pm Skirkie: Oh snap. I had a second degree burn on my arm 2 or 3 years ago and I was very disappointed in the lack of badass scar.
	6:32pm Danne D: @Skirkie you should call in with that
	6:33pm Skirkie: Well, it wasn't fire. It was a hot muffler.
	6:33pm Danne D: As Clay would note, a young Carl Palmer played drums on "Fire" by Crazy World of Arthur Brown
	6:33pm Jonathan: Frangry, Pee on the air for the ratings.
	6:33pm Adam: why are most of your listeners OLD guys???
	6:34pm warhamster: I don't believe for a minute that your dads are older than my dad.
	6:34pm Danne D: @Skirkie you gotta hit me up for a Bears game sometime
	6:34pm Tomas: Michele, How much did you pay for the show?
	6:34pm Ralphine: Carl Palmer of Carl Palmer's ELP Legacy?
	6:34pm Danne D: @warhamster Michele's dad probably robbed the cradle
	6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park: Spike is probably out burning something right now in hopes of coming up with a story for tonight.
	6:35pm Danne D: @Ralphine Yup. The Same. He's the guy behind the mask in the video.
	6:35pm Skirkie: Season don't start for a month, Danne. I'll text at you.
	6:35pm Frangry: @Adam: because we are young ladies?
	6:35pm Danne D: en.wikipedia.org...
	6:35pm warhamster: Nice work, Michelle's dad.
	6:35pm Danne D: Cool
	6:35pm Denise: Michele, Do you look like your Dad?
	6:35pm Andrew B: thankfully I'm not the only one who thought gasoline was a catalyst for fun in their youth
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: Sir Francis Drake's Cakes...
	6:37pm warhamster: Michelle is the moralist of the show.
	6:38pm Fancypants: Set fire to something in the studio.
	6:38pm robyn: robert in seattle!! i miss you!!
	6:39pm Fancypants: This HAIR-story rocks!
	6:39pm Fancypants: YES YES YES. Robert is the winner. Stop the show. Play music.
	6:40pm Julie: Francie-pants? Is that your new name, Frangry?
	6:40pm Clay Pigeon: Slurring intensifying.
	6:40pm ottovonbqe: It's been a long time since I had the itch to watch something burn....
	6:41pm Shamus: Sounds like Michele loves the BAD BOYS.
	6:41pm Fancypants: Frangry and Michele ... are you comfortable? Are you sitiing in comfy chairs? If you do, set fire to this furniture.
	6:42pm robyn: you guys are the weirdos tonight.
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: Anyone have a story from "BURNING MAN?"
	6:43pm Skirkie: "Better then this?" This is amazing.
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: FIRE-CROTCH FRANGRY!!!
	6:43pm Skirkie: For what it's worth I don't remember anything you said.
	6:44pm Shamus: BOOBS and LOINS - we love you Frangry.
	6:45pm steve: this guy is classy
	6:45pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANGRY JUST SLUT-SHAMED MICHELE...
	6:45pm Danne D: I think this guy's burnin' a blunt
	6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park: Talk about a made-up story. Hoo boy.
	6:46pm True story: WWII in the South Pacific my friends father was a lieutenant aboard a naval ship where they had intense intervals of boredom a la Mr Roberts. An island they were stationed near had a population of little dogs that the sailors brought aboard ship and for kicks they painted different colors. One day, nightmare of nightmares, they were told that General Douglas MacArthur would be coming aboard and would require an inspection. Lots of scrambling and freakouts followed as they tried to figure a way of cleaning up the dogs. They settled on turpentine. The dogs did not respond well and ran around and the sailors scrambled to corral them. Inevitably one of them got a little to close to a heat source and all hell broke loose. Sorry in advance to the PETA people.
	6:46pm Danne D: CANADIAN ALERT!
	6:46pm Skirkie: Yeah man, fuck The Road. Burn it.
	6:46pm Danne D: aboot
	6:47pm Danne D: :( True Story poor doggies
	6:47pm Toto: Why no talk about Michele's boobs tonight?
	6:48pm G: Michele's boobs are struck dumb admiring F's upsized PMS water-retention boobs
	6:49pm robyn: wait. please tell us the make and model of michele's phone.
	6:49pm Toto: Then talk about your butt Michele. It's only fair.
	6:50pm Skirkie: I "wear" a beard. It's like that.
	6:51pm robyn: damn. that sounds like an amazing phone. i guess you could use the wings to attach it to your head when you drive.
	6:51pm Frangry: see the boys at frangry.com
	6:52pm robyn: don't feel bad michele i had a flip phone as of 2 months ago.
	6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY: Have you guys heard this phrase "CUNT PUNT"? Is this a new phrase?
	6:52pm Advice Guy: Don't get mad, get even.
	6:52pm Frangry: i love you robyn
	6:52pm TheMarmot: Shake em!
	6:53pm robyn: oh i love YOU frangry.
	6:53pm Shamus: "The boys" - Are you sure it isn't a water bra?
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: My parents died in a mysterious fire.
	6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: Idea for a topic - People call in, describe their cell phone make & model, and then the hosts critique the phone.
	6:55pm Danne D: First mention of the word blunderbuss* *-in the post-Andy era
	6:55pm Skirkie: Michele try hitting the home button and the power button simultaneously, if you have those things.
	6:55pm Fancypants: @ Ken: I think that is just the right idea for this show...
	6:55pm glenn: wow frangry. them is some bodacious tatas.
	6:55pm Fancypants: Is this program a kind of avantgarde?
	6:56pm Jordan: @Robyn - we're all in love with you!
	6:56pm TheMarmot: more like savant - tard
	6:56pm G: @Mister Johnny: Cunt Punt is from a famous sorority email that's been going around the internet. Google it.
	6:57pm Danne D: This guy sounds burned out
	6:57pm Missed Opportunity: Michele should have pinned a wireless mike onto Frangry's shirt tails as she left the room.
	6:57pm robyn: @Jordan <3 I feel the love or is it hormones tonight
	6:58pm Smoky: My friend burnt the nachos and the fire department had to come, and they laughed at her!
	6:58pm Danne D: @Mister Johnny you need to see the Michael Shannon reading of the sorority letter
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Frangry burns through the lame callers...
	6:58pm Skirkie: O'Shea has gotta stop calling at 6:58
	6:58pm Jordan: @Robyn - A little of both tonight.
	6:58pm True story: Time for a Tommy Ban
	6:59pm Danne D: Have a good one weirdos :) Bye Frangry :) <3333 Bye FoodBed :) <333
	6:59pm Billy Jam: Tommy had me at "blunt" :)
	6:59pm robyn: billy jam wins!
	6:59pm Danne D: can't wait until Michele legally changes her name to Foodbed :)
	6:59pm G: re cunt punt, here's a dramatic reading of the email. the original written email is at the bottom
	6:59pm Tom: Frangry - Tape those babies down for the w/e.
	7:00pm G: jezebel.com...
	7:00pm Robert i nSeattle: Where do I see the T-shirt preferences?
	7:00pm MISTER JOHNNY: How about a picture of the FOOD-BED-BUTT!
	7:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: Hello?

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 26, 2013

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April 26, 2013: Fire Starters

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Listener comments!
	6:01pm Danne D: Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi Foodbed :) <333 Hi Weirdos :)
	6:01pm Frangry: LETS DO THIS
	6:02pm glenn: hola chicas. i don't know how to say weirdos con espanol.
	6:02pm Carmichael: Rrrrrrrobot!!!
	6:02pm robyn: is michele healed?
	6:02pm MISTER JOHNNY: Let's get this fire started!
	6:03pm G: Show prep loop in full force
	6:03pm Danne D: Poor Foodbed 8( Still sick?
	6:03pm G: No Betty Boop voice? :p
	6:04pm robyn: this banter reminds me of when andy was on the show.
	6:04pm MISTER JOHNNY: It's a TANK-top - not a tank-TOP!!!!
	6:04pm robyn: 5 minutes of pure cohost bile.
	6:04pm Danne D: SUW formula: Frangry says gross thing. Michele says something about what Frangry says. Frangry says "ew!" repeat.
	6:05pm G: boob sweat. the woman has such broadcasting instincts. howard stern is monitoring this for hints.
	6:05pm Kurt Gottschalk: i can't believe you make me leave the room and call but ok, when i was a kid me and my friend would light pocket combs on fire and make huge flaming bombs as it melted that would attack our superhero action figures. maybe not the most pyro-y but it was super cool.
	6:05pm Danne D: I bet the callers are wondering what the statute of limitations on fire crimes.
	6:05pm Shamus: Can you tell us what the fight is about?
	6:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANGRY should bottle her cleavage sweat and sell it on ebay.
	6:06pm fleep: I smell pledge premium
	6:06pm Carmichael: Underwater guy has NO fire stories.
	6:06pm Glenn M: hey gurls
	6:07pm Fancypants: I put fire to a candle...
	6:07pm Uncle Flowed: Burnout
	6:07pm Danne D: Wonder if Tommy O'Burn will call in tonight
	6:08pm Fancypants: I burned some summer -- i burned my feet...
	6:08pm Danne D: My nephew is actually going to college to be an arson investigator
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: I bet SPIKE has been indited for arson.
	6:08pm steve: i tried to smoke a slim jim like a cigarette.
	6:08pm Carmichael: The kid-approved fire product is AquaNet.
	6:08pm Bart: I burned my lips trying to blow up a car (not with a bomb.. from the tail pipe... )
	6:09pm MISTER JOHNNY: Didn't FRANGRY burn her nose at the beach last summer?
	6:09pm Fancypants: Clothes burning now.
	6:09pm neil: why don't we get Station Mgr. Ken to call in and debunk the lawn burning mystery?
	6:09pm fleep: Zoomies. You take a filmy plastic bag and knot it up over and over until it's in a tight wad. Put a bucket of water on the floor. Attach a coat hanger to a ceiling fixture, put the knotted bag on the hook, and light the bottom.
	6:09pm Frangry: Mister Johnny: Every summer
	6:09pm robyn: i have to say i am completely terrified of fire. i love my e cigarette in part because i can fall asleep smoking or drop my cigarette and never have to worry about anything ever again.
	6:09pm Fancypants: I pour water on burning closet...
	6:10pm Frangry: Station Manager Ken is out of town, not sure he will call
	6:10pm Adam: Burn baby burn!!!!
	6:10pm Spike: @Mister Johnny: I AM NOT AMUSED!!!!!!
	6:11pm Carmichael: This guy lights his farts.
	6:11pm fleep: The melted drops of bag plastic make a high pitched zipping noise as they hit the bucket. It's trippy.
	6:11pm kellie: I got kicked out of girl scouts for setting the troop leaders clothes line of fire with a burnt marshmallow (can't say it was a total accident)!
	6:11pm Chris: Two of my friends and I nearly set fire to a forest by using a dead tree to launch bottle rockets.
	6:11pm Fancypants: In the bible, there is a lot of people making fires and putting different living creatures into the flames.
	6:11pm Ken From Hyde Park: When I was in my teens, my dad had an idea to fill a balloon with acetylene (a flammable gas). To dispose of it, he put a lit match or a cigarette by it and burned his arm pretty badly. I learned my lesson to not do that stunt ever.
	6:12pm Fancypants: @ Kellie. You sound like a fun girl scout!
	6:12pm Danne D: @Fancypants fire was still new back thing - it was the "in" thing to burn stuff like bushes and stuff
	6:12pm Frangella: Frangry, Your boobs have gone up 1 size - from what to what?
	6:12pm robyn: "be careful though - there's no scientific evidence whatsoever"
	6:12pm Fancypants: @ Ken. You are TOO funny...
	6:13pm MISTER JOHNNY: Baby Burned Alive: Chile Arrests 4 Accused Of Killing Child For Being 'Antichrist' In Ritual Sacrifice
	6:13pm Nick C: I burned Frangry's bra!
	6:14pm Frangry: And my panties!
	6:14pm Fancypants: My drunk mother almost killed herself falling a sleep with a candle on the bedside.
	6:15pm MISTER JOHNNY: Thumbs down on burning children alive.
	6:15pm G: My father and his two brothers burned a wood down near Atlanta when they were kids in the 40s. The oldest brother (not my dad) started lighting matches and throwing them behind him as he walked, and after awhile his brothers said they weren't going to chase them and put them out any more. He kept tossing them. Once one caught, it was immediately too big to put out. They never got caught for it, but told the story decades later after their parents had died.
	6:15pm Fancypants: Jeezuz caller. get on with it...
	6:15pm Skirkie: Rehearse your story with friends beforehand, folks. There's a lot that could have been left out of this one.
	6:15pm Danne D: Trying to call - real would rather do the story as a comment but comment people never win lately :(
	6:16pm Francis: Frangry, What panties?
	6:16pm Danne D: Yo, Skirkie
	6:16pm Ken From Hyde Park: In college, a friend of mine burned down the trailer house where he lived. I think he was smoking in bed. I learned my lesson to not do that stunt ever.
	6:16pm glenn: were you shitting bricks?
	6:16pm Jess: A candle fell on my ear when I was 1 my whole ear was on fire, does that count?
	6:16pm G: Friends aren't going to give someone judgment, Skirkie :p
	6:17pm Fancypants: @ G: God story. Thanks!
	6:17pm Danne D: Why did Michele have a 30th birthday party? Is she doing her birthdays in advance now?
	6:17pm Skirkie: Rehearse it with enemies then.
	6:17pm Fancypants: Good..
	6:18pm G: Judgment about what to say. People either got it or they dont. The Miles Standish method normally cant work or doesnt work :)
	6:18pm glenn: oh my god. don't pour water on a waxy fire. use salt ot baking soda.
	6:18pm fleep: It's burning things that shouldn't be burned. As always, point missed. How about: playing with a Gilbert chemistry set in the basement and setting a knotty pine desk on fire.
	6:18pm MISTER JOHNNY: I love when women get their hair caught on fire, but they don't realize it until someone tells them.
	6:18pm Fancypants: Do you gals play music? Lets have a party. Lets hear Bruce: Fire!!
	6:19pm JoJo: Just get the fight over with and make out for 15 seconds.
	6:19pm glenn: i don't see anything about michelle's nipples.
	6:20pm Fancypants: You gals are soooooo stupeeeed... But thats the whole point, right!?
	6:20pm Carmichael: Danne's tryin' to get laid ....
	6:21pm Skirkie: Mercury expands when heated and it probably ran out of room to expand in.
	6:21pm Danne D: Eh, Carmichael?
	6:21pm Fancypants: TALK ABOUT THE FIRES IN THE BIBLE.
	6:21pm Clay Pigeon: i set our neighbors yard On fire with a magnifying glass when I was 7. Luckily it extinguished itself but not before blackening a good sized parch of turf.
	6:21pm Danne D: So Skirkie did my call meet your approval?
	6:22pm Danne D: 7-year old Clay Pigeon must've been a badass
	6:22pm glenn: clay, you gotta guest with frangry and michelle sometime.
	6:22pm robyn: Frangry apparently didn't scratch that exhibitionist itch during the marathon.
	6:22pm Skirkie: I didn't DISapprove.
	6:23pm Danne D: @Skirkie I'm counting it.
	6:23pm fleep: Yet another premium idea
	6:23pm Fancypants: Hey CLAY! I'm Willams brother. From Denmark. We are great fans of your stories. And I am a poet with lots of books behind me. I know what it is about. And you have a gift, man!!
	6:23pm Danne D: Um, so Skirkie are you gonna call and show us how it's done?
	6:23pm Ralphine: We used to set our yard on fire every other year to get rid of thatch.
	6:24pm Maggie: Would Michele even know how to MOTORBOAT?
	6:24pm fleep: Intentional fire. Denied.
	6:24pm Fancypants: I like everybody's stories. But I would like to hear someone just say the word FIRE.
	6:25pm Jeff Ross: I have a show on Comedy Central called The Burn. You should watch it.
	6:25pm MISTER JOHNNY: They weather has been so nice... Has anyone tried to look up your skirt on the subway stairs yet , FRANGRY? It's a sure sign that summer is coming...
	6:25pm Carmichael: With your above remark re: Michele's youthful appearance. :-)
	6:25pm Skirkie: I don't have a story. And would of course wuss out if I did.
	6:25pm Danne D: I shoulda made the motorboat sound at the end of my call. Opportunity missed.
	6:26pm Frangry: Mister Johnny: I'm still wearing tights. Nothing to see.
	6:26pm Danne D: @Carmichael oh, well it's true :)
	6:26pm G: some people have a tights fetish. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
	6:26pm Fancypants: I am a girl. My hair is on fire.
	6:26pm MISTER JOHNNY: Nothing? I beg to differ...
	6:26pm Skirkie: I do tend to put matches out in my mouth.
	6:27pm robyn: this would be more fun if he added in that he can't have sex now without setting someone on fire.
	6:27pm Tomas: Ladies - Has anyone ever set your hair on fire?
	6:27pm robyn: where are those people at
	6:27pm Danne D: Next Week on Shut Up Weirdo: Saliva Stories
	6:27pm Danne D: Damn I didn't make the list 8(
	6:27pm Fancypants: Once it was the goat who put fire to Jesus.
	6:28pm glenn: i burned my lip doing hot knives on a boat. does that count?
	6:28pm Danne D: "It's like home-made napalm, it's great!" This should be a testimonial on the next SUW premium
	6:29pm Skirkie: Bring Mr. Muller to a meetup.
	6:30pm Danne D: I'd have to call in as Dadde D for that episode
	6:30pm MISTER JOHNNY: You know what's better to burn than Lysol??? Pledge Furniture Polish! It creates a huge scary fireball!!!
	6:30pm Danne D: Happy Birthday Michele's dad :)
	6:31pm Andrew B: pretty sure my dad would call and set a new standard for weirdos.
	6:31pm Ralphine: I set a lady's hair on fire with a candle at church when I was a kid.
	6:31pm Danne D: Flaming eyeball = winning story
	6:31pm robyn: i told my parents i called in once. "proud" is not exactly the word I would use to describe their reaction.
	6:31pm Carmichael: AquaNet! AquaNet!
	6:31pm Skirkie: Oh snap. I had a second degree burn on my arm 2 or 3 years ago and I was very disappointed in the lack of badass scar.
	6:32pm Danne D: @Skirkie you should call in with that
	6:33pm Skirkie: Well, it wasn't fire. It was a hot muffler.
	6:33pm Danne D: As Clay would note, a young Carl Palmer played drums on "Fire" by Crazy World of Arthur Brown
	6:33pm Jonathan: Frangry, Pee on the air for the ratings.
	6:33pm Adam: why are most of your listeners OLD guys???
	6:34pm warhamster: I don't believe for a minute that your dads are older than my dad.
	6:34pm Danne D: @Skirkie you gotta hit me up for a Bears game sometime
	6:34pm Tomas: Michele, How much did you pay for the show?
	6:34pm Ralphine: Carl Palmer of Carl Palmer's ELP Legacy?
	6:34pm Danne D: @warhamster Michele's dad probably robbed the cradle
	6:34pm Ken From Hyde Park: Spike is probably out burning something right now in hopes of coming up with a story for tonight.
	6:35pm Danne D: @Ralphine Yup. The Same. He's the guy behind the mask in the video.
	6:35pm Skirkie: Season don't start for a month, Danne. I'll text at you.
	6:35pm Frangry: @Adam: because we are young ladies?
	6:35pm Danne D: en.wikipedia.org...
	6:35pm warhamster: Nice work, Michelle's dad.
	6:35pm Danne D: Cool
	6:35pm Denise: Michele, Do you look like your Dad?
	6:35pm Andrew B: thankfully I'm not the only one who thought gasoline was a catalyst for fun in their youth
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: Sir Francis Drake's Cakes...
	6:37pm warhamster: Michelle is the moralist of the show.
	6:38pm Fancypants: Set fire to something in the studio.
	6:38pm robyn: robert in seattle!! i miss you!!
	6:39pm Fancypants: This HAIR-story rocks!
	6:39pm Fancypants: YES YES YES. Robert is the winner. Stop the show. Play music.
	6:40pm Julie: Francie-pants? Is that your new name, Frangry?
	6:40pm Clay Pigeon: Slurring intensifying.
	6:40pm ottovonbqe: It's been a long time since I had the itch to watch something burn....
	6:41pm Shamus: Sounds like Michele loves the BAD BOYS.
	6:41pm Fancypants: Frangry and Michele ... are you comfortable? Are you sitiing in comfy chairs? If you do, set fire to this furniture.
	6:42pm robyn: you guys are the weirdos tonight.
	6:42pm MISTER JOHNNY: Anyone have a story from "BURNING MAN?"
	6:43pm Skirkie: "Better then this?" This is amazing.
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: FIRE-CROTCH FRANGRY!!!
	6:43pm Skirkie: For what it's worth I don't remember anything you said.
	6:44pm Shamus: BOOBS and LOINS - we love you Frangry.
	6:45pm steve: this guy is classy
	6:45pm MISTER JOHNNY: FRANGRY JUST SLUT-SHAMED MICHELE...
	6:45pm Danne D: I think this guy's burnin' a blunt
	6:45pm Ken From Hyde Park: Talk about a made-up story. Hoo boy.
	6:46pm True story: WWII in the South Pacific my friends father was a lieutenant aboard a naval ship where they had intense intervals of boredom a la Mr Roberts. An island they were stationed near had a population of little dogs that the sailors brought aboard ship and for kicks they painted different colors. One day, nightmare of nightmares, they were told that General Douglas MacArthur would be coming aboard and would require an inspection. Lots of scrambling and freakouts followed as they tried to figure a way of cleaning up the dogs. They settled on turpentine. The dogs did not respond well and ran around and the sailors scrambled to corral them. Inevitably one of them got a little to close to a heat source and all hell broke loose. Sorry in advance to the PETA people.
	6:46pm Danne D: CANADIAN ALERT!
	6:46pm Skirkie: Yeah man, fuck The Road. Burn it.
	6:46pm Danne D: aboot
	6:47pm Danne D: :( True Story poor doggies
	6:47pm Toto: Why no talk about Michele's boobs tonight?
	6:48pm G: Michele's boobs are struck dumb admiring F's upsized PMS water-retention boobs
	6:49pm robyn: wait. please tell us the make and model of michele's phone.
	6:49pm Toto: Then talk about your butt Michele. It's only fair.
	6:50pm Skirkie: I "wear" a beard. It's like that.
	6:51pm robyn: damn. that sounds like an amazing phone. i guess you could use the wings to attach it to your head when you drive.
	6:51pm Frangry: see the boys at frangry.com
	6:52pm robyn: don't feel bad michele i had a flip phone as of 2 months ago.
	6:52pm MISTER JOHNNY: Have you guys heard this phrase "CUNT PUNT"? Is this a new phrase?
	6:52pm Advice Guy: Don't get mad, get even.
	6:52pm Frangry: i love you robyn
	6:52pm TheMarmot: Shake em!
	6:53pm robyn: oh i love YOU frangry.
	6:53pm Shamus: "The boys" - Are you sure it isn't a water bra?
	6:54pm MISTER JOHNNY: My parents died in a mysterious fire.
	6:54pm Ken From Hyde Park: Idea for a topic - People call in, describe their cell phone make & model, and then the hosts critique the phone.
	6:55pm Danne D: First mention of the word blunderbuss* *-in the post-Andy era
	6:55pm Skirkie: Michele try hitting the home button and the power button simultaneously, if you have those things.
	6:55pm Fancypants: @ Ken: I think that is just the right idea for this show...
	6:55pm glenn: wow frangry. them is some bodacious tatas.
	6:55pm Fancypants: Is this program a kind of avantgarde?
	6:56pm Jordan: @Robyn - we're all in love with you!
	6:56pm TheMarmot: more like savant - tard
	6:56pm G: @Mister Johnny: Cunt Punt is from a famous sorority email that's been going around the internet. Google it.
	6:57pm Danne D: This guy sounds burned out
	6:57pm Missed Opportunity: Michele should have pinned a wireless mike onto Frangry's shirt tails as she left the room.
	6:57pm robyn: @Jordan <3 I feel the love or is it hormones tonight
	6:58pm Smoky: My friend burnt the nachos and the fire department had to come, and they laughed at her!
	6:58pm Danne D: @Mister Johnny you need to see the Michael Shannon reading of the sorority letter
	6:58pm MISTER JOHNNY: Frangry burns through the lame callers...
	6:58pm Skirkie: O'Shea has gotta stop calling at 6:58
	6:58pm Jordan: @Robyn - A little of both tonight.
	6:58pm True story: Time for a Tommy Ban
	6:59pm Danne D: Have a good one weirdos :) Bye Frangry :) <3333 Bye FoodBed :) <333
	6:59pm Billy Jam: Tommy had me at "blunt" :)
	6:59pm robyn: billy jam wins!
	6:59pm Danne D: can't wait until Michele legally changes her name to Foodbed :)
	6:59pm G: re cunt punt, here's a dramatic reading of the email. the original written email is at the bottom
	6:59pm Tom: Frangry - Tape those babies down for the w/e.
	7:00pm G: jezebel.com...
	7:00pm Robert i nSeattle: Where do I see the T-shirt preferences?
	7:00pm MISTER JOHNNY: How about a picture of the FOOD-BED-BUTT!
	7:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: Hello?

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from April 26, 2013

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