WFMU: Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from June 14, 2013

Listener comments!
	6:02pm Carmichael: Donde esta los ROBOTOS???
	6:02pm Caryn: Hey, weirdos!
	6:02pm Just Ted: Yeaaahhhh!!!
	6:02pm Frangry: hi weirdos
	6:03pm stinkbug: YAY!
	6:03pm spodiodi: oh hai
	6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY: How many beers in is the FRANGRY?
	6:03pm stinkbug: I'm all confused about the SUW shirts and bracelets and whatnot.
	6:04pm Danne D: Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi FoodBed :) <333 Hi Weirdos :)
	6:04pm spodiodi: Robotron is way too hard. :(
	6:05pm G: that's the point, stinkbug
	6:05pm Danne D: :( maybe I should ditch the graduation I'm going to to go to Barcade :(
	6:05pm JoeyCee: good luck ladies...I hope today's show doesn't suck
	6:05pm spodiodi: They have Crystal Castles
	6:05pm TheMarmot: Eight Deer Ocelot Claw
	6:05pm spodiodi: digdug is king
	6:05pm JoeyCee: Donkey Kong is so hard! thats what she said!!!!
	6:05pm stinkbug: Is Frangry better at Pac Man or Ms. Pac Man?
	6:05pm Skirkie: I heard they got Paperboy at Brooklyn.
	6:06pm G: can you tell they didn't prep already?
	6:06pm Danne D: (most of my comments)
	6:06pm stinkbug: Pitfall is 2600 and beyond, not arcade!
	6:06pm spodiodi: Paperboy and 720 are special.
	6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: Which beer benefits WFMU? PBR? Bud?
	6:06pm stinkbug: Paperboy can be extremely frustrating
	6:07pm Danne D: FoodBed's right. Universal remote is totally useless.
	6:07pm spodiodi: Mmm... crafty
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: Tits on a bull are useless, right?
	6:08pm Carmichael: Here comes the SUW demographic. Batten down the hatches, everyone.
	6:09pm JoeyCee: was this question meant to be ironic?
	6:09pm LSMFT: The most useless thing on a woman's body ? An Irish man :)
	6:09pm hamburger: "every week?" it begins...
	6:09pm madman: its another DOSE of suw
	6:09pm spodiodi: LSMFT: lulz
	6:09pm JR: Most needed invention...lollipop muffler
	6:09pm spodiodi: teats. say "Teats"
	6:10pm stinkbug: Topic suggestion: How often are you embarrassed to be a SUW listener?
	6:10pm JoeyCee: but I listen
	6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY: Why doesn't WFMU have its own CRAFT BEER??? Come on, Station Manager & Brew Master KEN; let's GO!!!
	6:11pm Carmichael: Let's take bets on when a caller will ask, "What's the topic?"
	6:11pm spodiodi: Ken and Andy's Drunk and Dandy IPA
	6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY: Wait, whale penis or whale vulva???
	6:12pm Danne D: Imagining what a WFMU craft beer would be like. Probably would have an "unique" aroma.
	6:12pm Caryn: The leather on the bar stools on Aristotle Onassis' yacht was whale foreskin.
	6:13pm Carmichael: This caller isn't wearing pants.
	6:13pm Danne D: Pulse mode on a wall phone is pretty useless
	6:13pm spodiodi: what about a heart defibrillator?
	6:13pm dale: holy crap! just checked out a whale weiner and it is like FOUR FEET LONG!!!!!!!
	6:13pm spodiodi: Verizon is NOT useless to the NSA
	6:13pm Danne D: The NSA probably thinking Verizon is useful
	6:14pm Danne D: Nice post spodiodi :)
	6:15pm spodiodi: Like-wise, DanneD, one of us owes the other a Coke
	6:15pm Danne D: At least the Squirrel Doofuses are moving on to slightly higher concept material. (All 3 of those calls were probably squirrel nerds)
	6:15pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...doodlebangers w/ actual bones : en.wikipedia.org...
	6:15pm JR: Squirrelman is useless
	6:15pm spodiodi: Station manager Ken is the best. I love it when he calls!
	6:16pm Danne D: Toxic Dump - Great Band Name
	6:16pm dale: here you go michele www.therealstevegray.com...
	6:16pm Just Ted: All Squirrel-people must die
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: You know what would be very USEFUL??? A CALL-SCREENER FOR SUW!!!
	6:16pm Danne D: If Frangry becomes a rock singer here stage name should be Janet Talia
	6:16pm ottovonbqe: Genetalia are useless. At least in my case.
	6:17pm Carmichael: Instead of genitalia, you should say thingie.
	6:17pm kevin g: great topic, glad I tuned it.
	6:17pm spodiodi: Locks on the door a of a 7-11 (open 24 hours/365?)
	6:17pm MISTER JOHNNY: Humpback Whale HUMP FACE.
	6:18pm Just Ted: That is classic Danne D
	6:19pm off beige: Frozen yogurt places are useless
	6:19pm off beige: Frozen yogurt places are useless
	6:19pm Danne D: I heard a commercial the other day talking about how people overfeed their pets. It said they should give the pets holistic pet weight-loss pills. Which is useless - just feed the dog less, dumbies!
	6:20pm Skirkie: What about them shoes that were supposed to tone your butt?
	6:20pm Andrew: See! more like B.S. Bracelets
	6:21pm Danne D: Skechers lost a law suit over their fitness shoes
	6:21pm kevin g: The human appendix, amirite?
	6:21pm spodiodi: Whistletips: www.youtube.com...
	6:22pm josh: airborn
	6:22pm Danne D: Useless. The worker in the casino bathroom who hands you a paper towel when the towel dispenser is right there. I mean how do I know his hands are clean?
	6:22pm Mick: How about FRANGRY's vow of chastity.
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: Comb-overs are useless. Has anyone in the history of the universe ever been fooled by a comb-over???
	6:22pm Andrew: Barbra Streiss-And Cheese
	6:22pm spodiodi: New appendix findings (good for good bacteria): www.sciencedaily.com...
	6:23pm Just Ted: @Danne D I got carded by the casion bathroom attendant
	6:23pm Danne D: apparently the appendix has a use: www.independent.co.uk...
	6:23pm Skirkie: I think he's there to make sure you don't piss on the floor.
	6:23pm Caryn: Actually, the appendix does several functions. Its uselessness is basically an urban myth.
	6:23pm Ian: Every show on WFMU other than "Shut Up, Weirdo" <3
	6:23pm spodiodi: ^5 Danne D
	6:23pm Danne D: This girl must work at Abercrombie and Fitch
	6:23pm Englishman in Japan: Harry Potter's glasses are useless. If he's a wizard he can just magic his eyes better. (yes, I know it's a Liars song!)
	6:23pm MISTER JOHNNY: Any product from RADIO SHACK is fucking useless!!!
	6:24pm spodiodi: I WANT THEE T-SHIRT! I"M ON THEE LIST!
	6:24pm joe: Braille on drive up ATM
	6:24pm Carmichael: "I hope it's extra large." That's what she said.
	6:24pm Danne D: Damn I should just go on vacation and let spodiodi take over :) even has a purplish avatar
	6:25pm spodiodi: That is a PINK umbrella! PINK!
	6:25pm davex: Wasting air time with complaints about t-shirts instead of writing an e-mail.
	6:25pm kevin g: How about parents who bring their kids to museums to "culture" them, and then pay no attention to them? USELESS.
	6:25pm Andrew: I got it! the most useless thing in the world is Solar Powered flash lights as well as the Dictionary Index.
	6:26pm Danne D: well it looks sorta purplish on the screen
	6:26pm Danne D: Useless: Expiration dates on bottled water.
	6:26pm jimmy: Tonsils
	6:26pm spodiodi: Word. Just sayin'...
	6:27pm Caryn: The predictive text function on mobile phones is useless. Apart from providing comedy fodder.
	6:27pm Just Ted: Screen Doors on a submarine. Useless.
	6:27pm Danne D: Dang they forgot his name
	6:27pm AndrewBrown: Strippers outfits are useless.
	6:27pm Caryn: Nowadays, wisdom teeth are not only useless, but often a hassle.
	6:28pm ToTo: How about an expiration date on SOUR CREAM?
	6:28pm kevin g: Interestingly, the expiration date on bottled water is in reference to the plastic bottle, which can break down chemically and make the water harmful. Or so I've been told.
	6:28pm Just Ted: I LOVE La Fin Du Monde!
	6:28pm Skirkie: Delirium tremens aka "the shakes"
	6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY: Pennies seem to be useless, buy they're good for throwing at cars that cut you off in traffic.
	6:28pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - a planet w/ 9 billion homo sapiens... - benches shaped like upsidedown U's - as in some fastfood places & public parks, bus stops &tc. - deliberately designed to be too uncomfortable for a human being after a fraction of an hour - sprinklers that aren't for plants, but for driving off people - spikes in dumpsters to keep starving people from foraging for wasted nutrition ...a Civic Architecture whose purpose is to be Uncivil - Hostile to actual Life.
	6:28pm dale: my wife kyle says peanut allergy warnings on jars of peanut butter are useless.
	6:28pm spodiodi: Bottled water is not smart.
	6:28pm Danne D: That's a messed up beer for an alcohol product.
	6:29pm spodiodi: I saw a movie called Poltergeist...
	6:29pm Danne D: messed up name I mean
	6:29pm Carmichael: What's useless? A ponytail that isn't sideways.
	6:30pm jimmy: Lip stick on a pig
	6:30pm Just Ted: Yes Danne D. So is Maudite. Made by the same company.
	6:30pm spodiodi: Nipples: give science time. Dad's will be wet nurses in no time.
	6:30pm dale: what about nipples on a gay man? probably come in very handy!
	6:31pm alberto: solar power
	6:31pm Tone Loc: Is MICHELE still a virgin? (as was announced last week).
	6:31pm ottovonbqe: Fax machines are fucking useless.
	6:31pm AndrewBrown: Earlobes and pinky toes........Useless
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: Like a FOODBED, touched for the very first time!
	6:32pm Caryn: Some men have lactated and been able to breastfeed. Also, nipples come in very handy on men-to-women transsexuals.
	6:32pm Skirkie: My tail is pretty useless.
	6:33pm madman: the electric car has a backup internal combustion engine
	6:33pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Life that in fact ends in Death.
	6:33pm spodiodi: ear lobes are good for cooling yourself, and for preventing burns on fingers: if you burn your finger, immediately pinch affected finger and thumb around ear lobe. magical bio-heat sink
	6:33pm LSMFT: Buzzkill needs to down some whale genitalia-
	6:33pm jimmy: Shaved chest
	6:33pm Carmichael: Tommy O'Shea is the dead center of the SUW demographic.
	6:33pm spodiodi: An American voting?
	6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY: ALGEBRA.
	6:33pm Danne D: Eunichs were used in harems as guards. Thus they had a use.
	6:33pm m1gue1: a friend brought an electric grill to our garage sale. besides being useless it didn't have the cord to it. BONG!
	6:33pm Just Ted: O'Shea stole my post
	6:33pm davex: Hey, you should be calling all of us!
	6:34pm spodiodi: Science!
	6:34pm dale: this last call was useless
	6:34pm stinkbug: Is Michele forbidden from reading the comments board?
	6:34pm Skirkie: Oh jeez, I might show up to see O'Shea.
	6:34pm spodiodi: last call was an ad
	6:35pm Carmichael: I'd settle for getting a postcard from Frnagry & Michele.
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Any product that says "AS SEEN ON TV!" on the package.
	6:35pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...Working to pay for Food & a Place to Live so one can Survive & Sleep so one can Work so.........
	6:35pm jimmy: Fly over states
	6:35pm spodiodi: Useless: kids.
	6:35pm Danne D: Braille on a drive up ATM that prohibits walk-up customers.
	6:36pm alberto: banjos
	6:36pm m1gue1: being in love is useless and sux
	6:36pm Danne D: Ugh. Seriously why does this thing have to be in Brooklyn on a school night when I'm going to a graduation :(
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: The directions that come with any product from IKEA. And the fucking little hex wrench!!! Die IKEA!!!
	6:36pm spodiodi: Take yer cancer like a MAN, hippy!
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: The Prom Dance is useless. Go straight to the fucking.
	6:37pm Just Ted: I heard IKEA doesn't pay any taxes.
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: Novelizations of movies are useless. WHO READS THAT SHIT???
	6:38pm Tone Loc: MICHELE is a PIECE!
	6:38pm spodiodi: I've heard intelligent, creative people say games are a waste of time (useless.)
	6:39pm LSMFT: Belgian beer = all the spoilage from German brewers
	6:39pm Danne D: FoodBed don't smoke :(
	6:39pm spodiodi: lol LSMFT
	6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY: Does FOODBED smoke in bed??? SMOKEBED???
	6:40pm Just Ted: MICHELE Don't finish the puzzle! A completed puzzle is dead. Your's is still alive.
	6:40pm AndrewBrown: Diet Soda is useless
	6:40pm spodiodi: Open-mouthed whale: i.imgur.com...
	6:40pm Just Ted: At an aquarium.
	6:41pm Danne D: Useless: the stupid sleeve that the umbrella comes in when you buy it.
	6:41pm spodiodi: StaMgrKen has many plates spinning
	6:41pm Skirkie: Fake whale penii could be used for science, like in a marine biology class.
	6:41pm Carmichael: Non-alcoholic beer.
	6:41pm jimmy: Need them for endangered whales
	6:42pm madman: I smoke in the shower
	6:42pm spodiodi: Belly buttons contain an insane variety of bacteria, and with a uniqueness similar to fingerprints... perhaps they'll be used in bio metrics one day.
	6:42pm m1gue1: having gas, but not the noise that accompanies them
	6:42pm davex: The little plastic packages of stuff inside bigger plastic packages in "family packs".
	6:42pm some other guy: Vests: for when you want the warm part of you to be hot, and the cold part of you to stay cold, and also to look a bit fatter.
	6:42pm Danne D: They are useless to us non-purse using folk.
	6:42pm AndrewBrown: Those full body umbrellas are useless. like the ones that go down to your toes
	6:42pm spodiodi: McDLT syndrome
	6:42pm Cubby: So MICHELE is a VIRGIN with an OUTIE! Yikes!
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: Warning labels for coffee. CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT! No shit, retard!!!
	6:43pm davex: Some pranks calls just suck from beginning to end.
	6:43pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - umbrellas in fact themselves useless: always go inside-out in slightest wind, spokes always break, fabric always comes off spokes - always...
	6:43pm Danne D: Decaf coffee is useless. I mean what's the point?
	6:43pm jimmy: Sun glasses at night
	6:43pm Danne D: @Mister Johnny I always thought that some blind person should do the coffee spill thing and sue cuz the warning isn't in braille
	6:44pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: decaf coffee? necrophilia...
	6:44pm spodiodi: Dag. Poor Corey. Poor Rosie.
	6:44pm Carmichael: The Kardashians are useless.
	6:45pm James: Michele - Is there a DIET Foodbed?
	6:45pm Danne D: That Eunoch caller is probably a eunoch
	6:45pm spodiodi: I agree with Carmichael.
	6:45pm Carmichael: South Beach Foodbed?
	6:45pm Skirkie: It was racist. I must have been racist.
	6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY: Puerto Rico is useless to the USA. Get lost, PR...mooch off some other country. You too, Guam.
	6:46pm Skirkie: I use the light rail and wear vests all the time.
	6:46pm jimmy: Starvation diet foodbed
	6:47pm Danne D: So if Michele adopted a puppy would the dog have it's own DogFoodBed?
	6:47pm m1gue1: TLC for hosting honey boo boo
	6:47pm LSMFT: @spodiodi thx luv yr tag
	6:47pm Skirkie: or FoodDogBed?
	6:47pm Carmichael: That female caller was NOT wearing a sideways ponytail.
	6:47pm AndrewBrown: Babies are pretty useless for a good year or three.
	6:48pm Carmichael: Hello Dolly.
	6:48pm jimmy: Hello Dolly!!!
	6:48pm spodiodi: thx, love your icon -- Triumph is a god.
	6:48pm Danne D: Michele needs to answer that question now, Skirkie. Would it be DogFoodBed or FoodDogBed ?
	6:49pm m1gue1: pitchforks are useless for shoveling snow
	6:49pm davex: Its name could be BedFoodDog
	6:49pm Danne D: Aquaman was pretty fucking useless. Amodeo is Duane from what's happening?
	6:49pm James: Don't Forget FoodKit-tenBed.
	6:50pm Carmichael: Your getting lots of calls from vest-wearers.
	6:50pm spodiodi: What's Happnin'
	6:50pm Danne D: In terms of the show What's Happenin' though, the "main" character Raj was pretty useless.
	6:50pm some other guy: THAT guy is really good at that.
	6:50pm m1gue1: not having a super-colon sucks
	6:51pm dale: pee in the bottle frangry. unless you have to poop. then poop in a drawer and get out as soon as the show is over
	6:51pm jimmy: Frangry don't per on foodbed
	6:51pm spodiodi: Raj is proof that aliens have visited earf
	6:51pm davex: If you have a topic like this you're bound to get loads of useless calls.
	6:51pm Carmichael: Sound advice, Dale.
	6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY: Pedophiles.
	6:51pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - This is a Puerto Rican : 25.media.tumblr.com... ...define 'useless'...
	6:51pm Danne D: Depends would be useful for Frangry right now
	6:52pm AndrewBrown: Waterproof Towels, Digital Thermometers.
	6:52pm Carmichael: The demographic is not getting skewed, it's dialing itself in tighter.
	6:52pm Tommy O'Shea: the tags on certain consumer items that are useless read the following, "do not remove under penalty of law"
	6:52pm spodiodi: OMG
	6:52pm Carmichael: This caller thinks pants are useless.
	6:53pm James: Frangry - Do deep voices make you want to pee more or less?
	6:53pm some other guy: because he's more of a kilt man.
	6:53pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - no, pedophiles make the worst of the rest of us feel well-adjusted...
	6:53pm spodiodi: Rex can't beat me at digdug
	6:53pm Skirkie: Oh snap, that means he's broadcasting too. I just caught on.
	6:54pm Danne D: He's older than FoodBed though
	6:54pm kevin g: The photos my mother takes of flowers and grassy fields are useless, but I could never tell her.
	6:54pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...pedophiles give people in prison something to get self-righteous about...
	6:55pm kevin g: To be honest, I'm pretty useless now that I think about it.
	6:55pm Kevin: What industry does Michele work in?
	6:55pm Danne D: The insurance dude's pants aren't too long, Frangry. He's just happy to see you.
	6:55pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: kevin g: love that
	6:55pm spodiodi: But women like rugged dudes. Rugged dudes don't care aboot how their suits fit.
	6:55pm m1gue1: text your pee to the toilet
	6:55pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...yer mum's photos I mean...
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: Those stoppers you put in an open bottle of wine. USELESS. Just finish the bottle, you dumb-dumb.
	6:56pm spodiodi: hahah DD
	6:56pm some other guy: OMG no, I love stock photos so much.
	6:57pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...Mr.Johnny - I would be even more useless (!!) if I did...
	6:57pm Carmichael: Frangry, talk in a low voice to the callers.
	6:57pm spodiodi: I WANT THE T-SHIRT
	6:57pm davex: Listen the next two minutes. Not much to ask, I guess...
	6:58pm Skirkie: Christ he's doing voices now.
	6:58pm Danne D: This guy's game is useless.
	6:58pm davex: Some prank calls aren't meant to be pranks.
	6:58pm m1gue1: prosthetic eyes are useless
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - honestly - ?!??...for me, the Audio to this Program...
	6:59pm spodiodi: I am dissapoint
	6:59pm Danne D: Bye Frangry :) <3333 Bye FoodBed :) <333 Bye Weirdos :)
	6:59pm Carmichael: Guess I ahd better hit the barbershop then. Bye ROBOTS!
	7:00pm davex: Comments posted after the show are useless.
	7:01pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...maybe...
	7:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: I wuz robbed...

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June 14, 2013: Uselessnessmess

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Listener comments!
	6:02pm Carmichael: Donde esta los ROBOTOS???
	6:02pm Caryn: Hey, weirdos!
	6:02pm Just Ted: Yeaaahhhh!!!
	6:02pm Frangry: hi weirdos
	6:03pm stinkbug: YAY!
	6:03pm spodiodi: oh hai
	6:03pm MISTER JOHNNY: How many beers in is the FRANGRY?
	6:03pm stinkbug: I'm all confused about the SUW shirts and bracelets and whatnot.
	6:04pm Danne D: Hi Frangry :) <3333 Hi FoodBed :) <333 Hi Weirdos :)
	6:04pm spodiodi: Robotron is way too hard. :(
	6:05pm G: that's the point, stinkbug
	6:05pm Danne D: :( maybe I should ditch the graduation I'm going to to go to Barcade :(
	6:05pm JoeyCee: good luck ladies...I hope today's show doesn't suck
	6:05pm spodiodi: They have Crystal Castles
	6:05pm TheMarmot: Eight Deer Ocelot Claw
	6:05pm spodiodi: digdug is king
	6:05pm JoeyCee: Donkey Kong is so hard! thats what she said!!!!
	6:05pm stinkbug: Is Frangry better at Pac Man or Ms. Pac Man?
	6:05pm Skirkie: I heard they got Paperboy at Brooklyn.
	6:06pm G: can you tell they didn't prep already?
	6:06pm Danne D: (most of my comments)
	6:06pm stinkbug: Pitfall is 2600 and beyond, not arcade!
	6:06pm spodiodi: Paperboy and 720 are special.
	6:06pm MISTER JOHNNY: Which beer benefits WFMU? PBR? Bud?
	6:06pm stinkbug: Paperboy can be extremely frustrating
	6:07pm Danne D: FoodBed's right. Universal remote is totally useless.
	6:07pm spodiodi: Mmm... crafty
	6:08pm MISTER JOHNNY: Tits on a bull are useless, right?
	6:08pm Carmichael: Here comes the SUW demographic. Batten down the hatches, everyone.
	6:09pm JoeyCee: was this question meant to be ironic?
	6:09pm LSMFT: The most useless thing on a woman's body ? An Irish man :)
	6:09pm hamburger: "every week?" it begins...
	6:09pm madman: its another DOSE of suw
	6:09pm spodiodi: LSMFT: lulz
	6:09pm JR: Most needed invention...lollipop muffler
	6:09pm spodiodi: teats. say "Teats"
	6:10pm stinkbug: Topic suggestion: How often are you embarrassed to be a SUW listener?
	6:10pm JoeyCee: but I listen
	6:11pm MISTER JOHNNY: Why doesn't WFMU have its own CRAFT BEER??? Come on, Station Manager & Brew Master KEN; let's GO!!!
	6:11pm Carmichael: Let's take bets on when a caller will ask, "What's the topic?"
	6:11pm spodiodi: Ken and Andy's Drunk and Dandy IPA
	6:12pm MISTER JOHNNY: Wait, whale penis or whale vulva???
	6:12pm Danne D: Imagining what a WFMU craft beer would be like. Probably would have an "unique" aroma.
	6:12pm Caryn: The leather on the bar stools on Aristotle Onassis' yacht was whale foreskin.
	6:13pm Carmichael: This caller isn't wearing pants.
	6:13pm Danne D: Pulse mode on a wall phone is pretty useless
	6:13pm spodiodi: what about a heart defibrillator?
	6:13pm dale: holy crap! just checked out a whale weiner and it is like FOUR FEET LONG!!!!!!!
	6:13pm spodiodi: Verizon is NOT useless to the NSA
	6:13pm Danne D: The NSA probably thinking Verizon is useful
	6:14pm Danne D: Nice post spodiodi :)
	6:15pm spodiodi: Like-wise, DanneD, one of us owes the other a Coke
	6:15pm Danne D: At least the Squirrel Doofuses are moving on to slightly higher concept material. (All 3 of those calls were probably squirrel nerds)
	6:15pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...doodlebangers w/ actual bones : en.wikipedia.org...
	6:15pm JR: Squirrelman is useless
	6:15pm spodiodi: Station manager Ken is the best. I love it when he calls!
	6:16pm Danne D: Toxic Dump - Great Band Name
	6:16pm dale: here you go michele www.therealstevegray.com...
	6:16pm Just Ted: All Squirrel-people must die
	6:16pm MISTER JOHNNY: You know what would be very USEFUL??? A CALL-SCREENER FOR SUW!!!
	6:16pm Danne D: If Frangry becomes a rock singer here stage name should be Janet Talia
	6:16pm ottovonbqe: Genetalia are useless. At least in my case.
	6:17pm Carmichael: Instead of genitalia, you should say thingie.
	6:17pm kevin g: great topic, glad I tuned it.
	6:17pm spodiodi: Locks on the door a of a 7-11 (open 24 hours/365?)
	6:17pm MISTER JOHNNY: Humpback Whale HUMP FACE.
	6:18pm Just Ted: That is classic Danne D
	6:19pm off beige: Frozen yogurt places are useless
	6:19pm off beige: Frozen yogurt places are useless
	6:19pm Danne D: I heard a commercial the other day talking about how people overfeed their pets. It said they should give the pets holistic pet weight-loss pills. Which is useless - just feed the dog less, dumbies!
	6:20pm Skirkie: What about them shoes that were supposed to tone your butt?
	6:20pm Andrew: See! more like B.S. Bracelets
	6:21pm Danne D: Skechers lost a law suit over their fitness shoes
	6:21pm kevin g: The human appendix, amirite?
	6:21pm spodiodi: Whistletips: www.youtube.com...
	6:22pm josh: airborn
	6:22pm Danne D: Useless. The worker in the casino bathroom who hands you a paper towel when the towel dispenser is right there. I mean how do I know his hands are clean?
	6:22pm Mick: How about FRANGRY's vow of chastity.
	6:22pm MISTER JOHNNY: Comb-overs are useless. Has anyone in the history of the universe ever been fooled by a comb-over???
	6:22pm Andrew: Barbra Streiss-And Cheese
	6:22pm spodiodi: New appendix findings (good for good bacteria): www.sciencedaily.com...
	6:23pm Just Ted: @Danne D I got carded by the casion bathroom attendant
	6:23pm Danne D: apparently the appendix has a use: www.independent.co.uk...
	6:23pm Skirkie: I think he's there to make sure you don't piss on the floor.
	6:23pm Caryn: Actually, the appendix does several functions. Its uselessness is basically an urban myth.
	6:23pm Ian: Every show on WFMU other than "Shut Up, Weirdo" <3
	6:23pm spodiodi: ^5 Danne D
	6:23pm Danne D: This girl must work at Abercrombie and Fitch
	6:23pm Englishman in Japan: Harry Potter's glasses are useless. If he's a wizard he can just magic his eyes better. (yes, I know it's a Liars song!)
	6:23pm MISTER JOHNNY: Any product from RADIO SHACK is fucking useless!!!
	6:24pm spodiodi: I WANT THEE T-SHIRT! I"M ON THEE LIST!
	6:24pm joe: Braille on drive up ATM
	6:24pm Carmichael: "I hope it's extra large." That's what she said.
	6:24pm Danne D: Damn I should just go on vacation and let spodiodi take over :) even has a purplish avatar
	6:25pm spodiodi: That is a PINK umbrella! PINK!
	6:25pm davex: Wasting air time with complaints about t-shirts instead of writing an e-mail.
	6:25pm kevin g: How about parents who bring their kids to museums to "culture" them, and then pay no attention to them? USELESS.
	6:25pm Andrew: I got it! the most useless thing in the world is Solar Powered flash lights as well as the Dictionary Index.
	6:26pm Danne D: well it looks sorta purplish on the screen
	6:26pm Danne D: Useless: Expiration dates on bottled water.
	6:26pm jimmy: Tonsils
	6:26pm spodiodi: Word. Just sayin'...
	6:27pm Caryn: The predictive text function on mobile phones is useless. Apart from providing comedy fodder.
	6:27pm Just Ted: Screen Doors on a submarine. Useless.
	6:27pm Danne D: Dang they forgot his name
	6:27pm AndrewBrown: Strippers outfits are useless.
	6:27pm Caryn: Nowadays, wisdom teeth are not only useless, but often a hassle.
	6:28pm ToTo: How about an expiration date on SOUR CREAM?
	6:28pm kevin g: Interestingly, the expiration date on bottled water is in reference to the plastic bottle, which can break down chemically and make the water harmful. Or so I've been told.
	6:28pm Just Ted: I LOVE La Fin Du Monde!
	6:28pm Skirkie: Delirium tremens aka "the shakes"
	6:28pm MISTER JOHNNY: Pennies seem to be useless, buy they're good for throwing at cars that cut you off in traffic.
	6:28pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - a planet w/ 9 billion homo sapiens... - benches shaped like upsidedown U's - as in some fastfood places & public parks, bus stops &tc. - deliberately designed to be too uncomfortable for a human being after a fraction of an hour - sprinklers that aren't for plants, but for driving off people - spikes in dumpsters to keep starving people from foraging for wasted nutrition ...a Civic Architecture whose purpose is to be Uncivil - Hostile to actual Life.
	6:28pm dale: my wife kyle says peanut allergy warnings on jars of peanut butter are useless.
	6:28pm spodiodi: Bottled water is not smart.
	6:28pm Danne D: That's a messed up beer for an alcohol product.
	6:29pm spodiodi: I saw a movie called Poltergeist...
	6:29pm Danne D: messed up name I mean
	6:29pm Carmichael: What's useless? A ponytail that isn't sideways.
	6:30pm jimmy: Lip stick on a pig
	6:30pm Just Ted: Yes Danne D. So is Maudite. Made by the same company.
	6:30pm spodiodi: Nipples: give science time. Dad's will be wet nurses in no time.
	6:30pm dale: what about nipples on a gay man? probably come in very handy!
	6:31pm alberto: solar power
	6:31pm Tone Loc: Is MICHELE still a virgin? (as was announced last week).
	6:31pm ottovonbqe: Fax machines are fucking useless.
	6:31pm AndrewBrown: Earlobes and pinky toes........Useless
	6:32pm MISTER JOHNNY: Like a FOODBED, touched for the very first time!
	6:32pm Caryn: Some men have lactated and been able to breastfeed. Also, nipples come in very handy on men-to-women transsexuals.
	6:32pm Skirkie: My tail is pretty useless.
	6:33pm madman: the electric car has a backup internal combustion engine
	6:33pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Life that in fact ends in Death.
	6:33pm spodiodi: ear lobes are good for cooling yourself, and for preventing burns on fingers: if you burn your finger, immediately pinch affected finger and thumb around ear lobe. magical bio-heat sink
	6:33pm LSMFT: Buzzkill needs to down some whale genitalia-
	6:33pm jimmy: Shaved chest
	6:33pm Carmichael: Tommy O'Shea is the dead center of the SUW demographic.
	6:33pm spodiodi: An American voting?
	6:33pm MISTER JOHNNY: ALGEBRA.
	6:33pm Danne D: Eunichs were used in harems as guards. Thus they had a use.
	6:33pm m1gue1: a friend brought an electric grill to our garage sale. besides being useless it didn't have the cord to it. BONG!
	6:33pm Just Ted: O'Shea stole my post
	6:33pm davex: Hey, you should be calling all of us!
	6:34pm spodiodi: Science!
	6:34pm dale: this last call was useless
	6:34pm stinkbug: Is Michele forbidden from reading the comments board?
	6:34pm Skirkie: Oh jeez, I might show up to see O'Shea.
	6:34pm spodiodi: last call was an ad
	6:35pm Carmichael: I'd settle for getting a postcard from Frnagry & Michele.
	6:35pm MISTER JOHNNY: Any product that says "AS SEEN ON TV!" on the package.
	6:35pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...Working to pay for Food & a Place to Live so one can Survive & Sleep so one can Work so.........
	6:35pm jimmy: Fly over states
	6:35pm spodiodi: Useless: kids.
	6:35pm Danne D: Braille on a drive up ATM that prohibits walk-up customers.
	6:36pm alberto: banjos
	6:36pm m1gue1: being in love is useless and sux
	6:36pm Danne D: Ugh. Seriously why does this thing have to be in Brooklyn on a school night when I'm going to a graduation :(
	6:36pm MISTER JOHNNY: The directions that come with any product from IKEA. And the fucking little hex wrench!!! Die IKEA!!!
	6:36pm spodiodi: Take yer cancer like a MAN, hippy!
	6:37pm MISTER JOHNNY: The Prom Dance is useless. Go straight to the fucking.
	6:37pm Just Ted: I heard IKEA doesn't pay any taxes.
	6:38pm MISTER JOHNNY: Novelizations of movies are useless. WHO READS THAT SHIT???
	6:38pm Tone Loc: MICHELE is a PIECE!
	6:38pm spodiodi: I've heard intelligent, creative people say games are a waste of time (useless.)
	6:39pm LSMFT: Belgian beer = all the spoilage from German brewers
	6:39pm Danne D: FoodBed don't smoke :(
	6:39pm spodiodi: lol LSMFT
	6:39pm MISTER JOHNNY: Does FOODBED smoke in bed??? SMOKEBED???
	6:40pm Just Ted: MICHELE Don't finish the puzzle! A completed puzzle is dead. Your's is still alive.
	6:40pm AndrewBrown: Diet Soda is useless
	6:40pm spodiodi: Open-mouthed whale: i.imgur.com...
	6:40pm Just Ted: At an aquarium.
	6:41pm Danne D: Useless: the stupid sleeve that the umbrella comes in when you buy it.
	6:41pm spodiodi: StaMgrKen has many plates spinning
	6:41pm Skirkie: Fake whale penii could be used for science, like in a marine biology class.
	6:41pm Carmichael: Non-alcoholic beer.
	6:41pm jimmy: Need them for endangered whales
	6:42pm madman: I smoke in the shower
	6:42pm spodiodi: Belly buttons contain an insane variety of bacteria, and with a uniqueness similar to fingerprints... perhaps they'll be used in bio metrics one day.
	6:42pm m1gue1: having gas, but not the noise that accompanies them
	6:42pm davex: The little plastic packages of stuff inside bigger plastic packages in "family packs".
	6:42pm some other guy: Vests: for when you want the warm part of you to be hot, and the cold part of you to stay cold, and also to look a bit fatter.
	6:42pm Danne D: They are useless to us non-purse using folk.
	6:42pm AndrewBrown: Those full body umbrellas are useless. like the ones that go down to your toes
	6:42pm spodiodi: McDLT syndrome
	6:42pm Cubby: So MICHELE is a VIRGIN with an OUTIE! Yikes!
	6:43pm MISTER JOHNNY: Warning labels for coffee. CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT! No shit, retard!!!
	6:43pm davex: Some pranks calls just suck from beginning to end.
	6:43pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - umbrellas in fact themselves useless: always go inside-out in slightest wind, spokes always break, fabric always comes off spokes - always...
	6:43pm Danne D: Decaf coffee is useless. I mean what's the point?
	6:43pm jimmy: Sun glasses at night
	6:43pm Danne D: @Mister Johnny I always thought that some blind person should do the coffee spill thing and sue cuz the warning isn't in braille
	6:44pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: decaf coffee? necrophilia...
	6:44pm spodiodi: Dag. Poor Corey. Poor Rosie.
	6:44pm Carmichael: The Kardashians are useless.
	6:45pm James: Michele - Is there a DIET Foodbed?
	6:45pm Danne D: That Eunoch caller is probably a eunoch
	6:45pm spodiodi: I agree with Carmichael.
	6:45pm Carmichael: South Beach Foodbed?
	6:45pm Skirkie: It was racist. I must have been racist.
	6:46pm MISTER JOHNNY: Puerto Rico is useless to the USA. Get lost, PR...mooch off some other country. You too, Guam.
	6:46pm Skirkie: I use the light rail and wear vests all the time.
	6:46pm jimmy: Starvation diet foodbed
	6:47pm Danne D: So if Michele adopted a puppy would the dog have it's own DogFoodBed?
	6:47pm m1gue1: TLC for hosting honey boo boo
	6:47pm LSMFT: @spodiodi thx luv yr tag
	6:47pm Skirkie: or FoodDogBed?
	6:47pm Carmichael: That female caller was NOT wearing a sideways ponytail.
	6:47pm AndrewBrown: Babies are pretty useless for a good year or three.
	6:48pm Carmichael: Hello Dolly.
	6:48pm jimmy: Hello Dolly!!!
	6:48pm spodiodi: thx, love your icon -- Triumph is a god.
	6:48pm Danne D: Michele needs to answer that question now, Skirkie. Would it be DogFoodBed or FoodDogBed ?
	6:49pm m1gue1: pitchforks are useless for shoveling snow
	6:49pm davex: Its name could be BedFoodDog
	6:49pm Danne D: Aquaman was pretty fucking useless. Amodeo is Duane from what's happening?
	6:49pm James: Don't Forget FoodKit-tenBed.
	6:50pm Carmichael: Your getting lots of calls from vest-wearers.
	6:50pm spodiodi: What's Happnin'
	6:50pm Danne D: In terms of the show What's Happenin' though, the "main" character Raj was pretty useless.
	6:50pm some other guy: THAT guy is really good at that.
	6:50pm m1gue1: not having a super-colon sucks
	6:51pm dale: pee in the bottle frangry. unless you have to poop. then poop in a drawer and get out as soon as the show is over
	6:51pm jimmy: Frangry don't per on foodbed
	6:51pm spodiodi: Raj is proof that aliens have visited earf
	6:51pm davex: If you have a topic like this you're bound to get loads of useless calls.
	6:51pm Carmichael: Sound advice, Dale.
	6:51pm MISTER JOHNNY: Pedophiles.
	6:51pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - This is a Puerto Rican : 25.media.tumblr.com... ...define 'useless'...
	6:51pm Danne D: Depends would be useful for Frangry right now
	6:52pm AndrewBrown: Waterproof Towels, Digital Thermometers.
	6:52pm Carmichael: The demographic is not getting skewed, it's dialing itself in tighter.
	6:52pm Tommy O'Shea: the tags on certain consumer items that are useless read the following, "do not remove under penalty of law"
	6:52pm spodiodi: OMG
	6:52pm Carmichael: This caller thinks pants are useless.
	6:53pm James: Frangry - Do deep voices make you want to pee more or less?
	6:53pm some other guy: because he's more of a kilt man.
	6:53pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - no, pedophiles make the worst of the rest of us feel well-adjusted...
	6:53pm spodiodi: Rex can't beat me at digdug
	6:53pm Skirkie: Oh snap, that means he's broadcasting too. I just caught on.
	6:54pm Danne D: He's older than FoodBed though
	6:54pm kevin g: The photos my mother takes of flowers and grassy fields are useless, but I could never tell her.
	6:54pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...pedophiles give people in prison something to get self-righteous about...
	6:55pm kevin g: To be honest, I'm pretty useless now that I think about it.
	6:55pm Kevin: What industry does Michele work in?
	6:55pm Danne D: The insurance dude's pants aren't too long, Frangry. He's just happy to see you.
	6:55pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: kevin g: love that
	6:55pm spodiodi: But women like rugged dudes. Rugged dudes don't care aboot how their suits fit.
	6:55pm m1gue1: text your pee to the toilet
	6:55pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...yer mum's photos I mean...
	6:55pm MISTER JOHNNY: Those stoppers you put in an open bottle of wine. USELESS. Just finish the bottle, you dumb-dumb.
	6:56pm spodiodi: hahah DD
	6:56pm some other guy: OMG no, I love stock photos so much.
	6:57pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...Mr.Johnny - I would be even more useless (!!) if I did...
	6:57pm Carmichael: Frangry, talk in a low voice to the callers.
	6:57pm spodiodi: I WANT THE T-SHIRT
	6:57pm davex: Listen the next two minutes. Not much to ask, I guess...
	6:58pm Skirkie: Christ he's doing voices now.
	6:58pm Danne D: This guy's game is useless.
	6:58pm davex: Some prank calls aren't meant to be pranks.
	6:58pm m1gue1: prosthetic eyes are useless
	6:58pm Frangry: BYE WEIRDOS
	6:58pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: - honestly - ?!??...for me, the Audio to this Program...
	6:59pm spodiodi: I am dissapoint
	6:59pm Danne D: Bye Frangry :) <3333 Bye FoodBed :) <333 Bye Weirdos :)
	6:59pm Carmichael: Guess I ahd better hit the barbershop then. Bye ROBOTS!
	7:00pm davex: Comments posted after the show are useless.
	7:01pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...maybe...
	7:05pm MISTER JOHNNY: I wuz robbed...

Shut Up, Weirdo with Frangry: Playlist from June 14, 2013

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