WFMU: Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu: Playlist from March 11, 2014

Listener comments!
	3:04am neil: part mouse part monkey. hello dj stashu.
	3:05am Julie: why was there no Pharell hat at the hoof n mouth????
	3:09am neil: if it feels good...do it!
	3:11am Whooda: Rise up children and be happy this morning. Howdy DJ Stachu Neil and Julie.
	3:11am DJ Stashu: Howdy Doodies
	3:12am DJ Stashu: Good question Julie!
	3:14am neil: do your duity. doodie dooers...tee hee hee
	3:15am DJ Stashu: Fart fart
	3:15am Prashanth: 'morning folks!... great performance last two weeks...great job!.... now we can reveal...it was just a drill. The REAL pledge drive would begin in a year's time
	3:15am neil: <snickers>
	3:18am DJ Stashu: I prefer KIT KATS
	3:22am neil: sharing is half thee fun. meow.
	3:22am Chris: Oh boy! I arrive with Deltron playing! Thanks for the show, and congratulations for surviving the marathon!
	3:24am DJ Stashu: Thanks! I did I survived. What are good ways of surviving? Just in case...
	3:26am Whooda: Rule #1: never accept candy from a stranger, not even Kit Kats.
	3:26am Whooda: Rule #1: never accept candy from a stranger, not even Kit Kats.
	3:27am DJ Stashu: I want more suggestions!
	3:27am neil: harmony. get in thee van. come on.
	3:28am Chris: Survivalism Rule #1: THERE ARE NO RULES. Rule #2: RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.
	3:28am neil: wash your hands first.
	3:29am DJ Stashu: MORE! Mush! Mush!
	3:29am Whooda: don't jump from airplanes without a parachute.
	3:30am neil: dig a hole. cover with tarp.
	3:31am DJ Stashu: How does one survive... pain?
	3:31am Whooda: become friends with your captors. Offer them a kit kat bar.
	3:33am Chris: Liquor. Hugs. Weird combinations of the two. Also it is very weird that I recognize this Sneaker Pimps song from the Wicker Man.
	3:34am Whooda: open up to the pain and accept it for what it is. Without pain there can be no relief
	3:34am neil: focus on thee sun, to figure out direction. throw small pebbles into puddles.
	3:35am Chris: Whatever you do, keep the torch lit. Or you might get eaten by a grue.
	3:35am Whooda: above all: don't panic
	3:36am DJ Stashu: It is... it's a cover of The Wicker Man song... in fact they do another!
	3:36am stavros: tools for survival: duct tape nuff said
	3:37am DJ Stashu: There has to be more... MORE SURVIVAL TIPS!
	3:38am neil: draw maps ov places you would like to go, then stare @ said map. keep staring till you are there.
	3:38am Whooda: don't take wooden nickels
	3:39am Chris: Avoid the main roads. Strength in numbers. Travel at night. Be sure to note who in your party is allergic to bullets.
	3:39am neil: pack snacks.
	3:39am stavros: Cut the blue wire
	3:40am DJ Stashu: MORE!
	3:40am Whooda: OH NO! I meant the OTHER blue wire!
	3:41am stavros: Stay awake with one eye open and then switch eyes when you sleep
	3:41am Whooda: keep your oven mitts handy
	3:41am stavros: Never trust a volleyball
	3:42am DJ Stashu: (Taking notes)
	3:42am Chris: Practice hanging out of a moving vehicle while waving a blunt weapon menacingly. Never name drop more than two names over the course of a conversation unless absolutely necessary. Dyeless Jello is a light, handy thing to pack in a pinch. A clear plastic bottle can be used to disinfect water with sunlight's UV rays.
	3:43am Whooda: never trust anyone with your Kit Kat, not even your cat Kit.
	3:44am neil: global survival depends on a harmony which has been lost to humanity. we have become thee cancer. microwaves are thee answer. radiate radiation.
	3:45am stavros: Look both ways before you cross Meryl Streep
	3:45am DJ Stashu: lol
	3:46am Chris: -Have a good cry. -Never get close to a drummer. They will always be the first to go. -The soft spot behind the earlobe, where the jaw and skull meet, is where you put a pointy thing when you need to threaten someone and to let them know you mean business. -Post-upheaval villages are a lot like bars. You need to be aware when they are "over" before they realize it.
	3:47am Fuzzy: Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball.
	3:48am neil: learn witchcraft.
	3:49am Fuzzy: Find a hidden Immunity Idol ASAP.
	3:50am stavros: If somebody asks you to knock three times on the ceiling, run.
	3:51am Chris: Watch Six String Samurai. Get some Buddy Holly glasses. The rest will come naturally.
	3:51am neil: practice starvation. bring band aids, and some good ointment. call 911.
	3:51am DJ Stashu: This is GOLDEN info
	3:53am Whooda: never race with scissors, they will always take short cuts
	3:53am neil: if its bumpy. consult a doctor.
	3:54am Chris: If you have a choice, opt for laminated maps. All the better for running through the rain trying to stay ahead of checkpoints.
	3:54am neil: feet first first time.
	3:55am Whooda: in case of fire break glass
	3:56am stavros: Look out for that iceberg
	3:56am neil: give a hoot dont pollute. happy birthday. happy birthday.
	3:58am b/wad: Lush! Ladykiller! High school!
	3:58am Chris: Know at least one complete dance routine. Know it better than your own family. You'd be surprised how many situations you can get out of by impressive dancing.
	3:58am neil: use coupons for better savings.
	4:00am neil: scarves keep thee chill out.
	4:00am Whooda: don't look for trouble unless that's the name of your dog and he ran away.
	4:00am stavros: Pee upstream. Your enemies will never see it coming.
	4:03am neil: stand alone and blend in.
	4:03am Whooda: if your going to be involved in a car wreck ask the driver to stop and let you out first.
	4:04am stavros: Pigeons are your friend.
	4:04am neil: check under bed for monsters every night.
	4:05am Chris: Never do your own stunts. The stunt crew are paid very well to be you in those moments.
	4:06am stavros: Rule number 4: Never get high on your own supply
	4:07am Whooda: Marry a Doctor
	4:08am Chris: Anyone who says "It's a victimless crime" is up to no good and should be expected to turn on you at some point.
	4:09am DJ Stashu: What about surviving in the woods?
	4:10am stavros: Climb a tree, tie yourself down, and hope Haymitch can get sponsors to send you parachutes...duh
	4:11am Whooda: bring a shovel and toliet paper
	4:11am neil: avoid sharks, bears an lions. <thee dreaded forest sharks> <they have dreads> <under their rasta hats> roll up thee windows.
	4:12am Whooda: If you get lost in the woods follow the stream downhill.
	4:12am Chris: Well don't piss off the gnomes, obviously. Never eat honeycombs in front of bees. If you come across discarded pornography in the woods, make a note of its location, as it is worth its weight in gold to the roving gangs of feral middle schoolers.
	4:14am stavros: Woodland fairies can only be trusted once you get to know them
	4:14am neil: flash around a bunch ov cash if u want answers.
	4:15am Whooda: If you are lost in the woods call someone with your cell phone, they'll know what to do.
	4:15am Chris: Woodland animals can't differentiate between you holding a gun and you pretending to have six shooters for fingers. They will run to their bunkers until you "holster" them.
	4:16am DJ Stashu: What about surviving HEART BREAK?
	4:17am Chris: Birds will pester you with record suggestions until you scare them off. Deer can be format snobs. A squirrel will beatbox if you can promise them a record contract for their sick beats.
	4:17am stavros: Time heals all, so does breaking car windows
	4:17am Whooda: Hunt down the creep that hurt you and give him a good knookie on the noggin.
	4:19am DJ Stashu: What about surviving GUILT?
	4:20am Whooda: Do something even worse that before, that way the guilt isn't so bad.
	4:21am Chris: Ask people if you should feel guilty for things you do. They will more likely be too busy to assess your guilt properly and you will skate away blameless in your mind as well as your peers.
	4:21am stavros: Guilt is for nuns and judges. Buy a black robe.
	4:22am stavros: Bad advice for surviving guilt: Ask Gary Glitter
	4:22am Chris: When people ask you to recall something potentially sad/guilt laden, refuse and be steadfast about it. It's a trap.
	4:23am DJ Stashu: What about surviving SLEEP DEPRIVATION?
	4:24am stavros: Will I feel guilty for waking up the people downstairs from dancing to this you ask? No
	4:25am stavros: WFMU playlist commenting..
	4:25am Chris: Fight fatigue by having a constant need to pee. For reals! A filled to capacity bladder will give you the constant, mild discomfort to remain awake.
	4:26am mauri: wfmu repair kit should help with all of this.
	4:28am neil: ok this seems to be geting serious. duck and cover. <covering ducks with nice blankets will work too><dont use down>...
	4:29am Whooda: Refuse to sleep with Deprivation. What kind of guy calls himself "Deprivation" anyway?
	4:29am DJ Stashu: All of them I guess LOL
	4:30am stavros: Get a radio show at 3am
	4:33am neil: quack. quack. quack.
	4:33am Whooda: Haha ... wait a minute ... I resemble that remark!
	4:34am Whooda: My favorite 45 as a child was Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Not sure if she was from Miami though.
	4:36am DJ Stashu: She was most likely from Orlando
	4:37am pierre: Bonjour Dj Stashu, bonjour Stashuians.
	4:38am Julie: great song!
	4:38am DJ Stashu: BON BON
	4:40am DJ Stashu: How do you survive BAD WEATHER?
	4:40am neil: i thought spring was a time ov rebirth? all is new again. thee cycle unbroken.
	4:42am Julie: I had no reason to be over optimistic But somehow, when you smiled I could brave bad weather
	4:43am DJ Stashu: Oh yeah
	4:44am stavros: Always listen to your grandmother when she says to bring an umbrella. If you don't, you can be sure its gonna rain
	4:44am neil: unless you are on thee other side ov thee circle...a la our winter is the southern summer...
	4:44am neil: earth bubble.
	4:45am stavros: Ask Neil Degrasse Tyson If you can hitch a ride in his spaceship
	4:46am pierre: Is That polish ?
	4:47am DJ Stashu: It's Mariah Carey
	4:47am stavros: 4:46 Mariah time
	4:47am stavros: lol
	4:47am DJ Stashu: Actually yes, that WAS Polish, but a dialect that I am not completely familiar with!
	4:48am neil: more ov a carl sagan guy. he was hip.
	4:49am stavros: doo do doo duh
	4:49am stavros: If my dancing did not wake my neighbors, my singing definitely will
	4:49am pierre: Now I'm fantasizing about Mariah Carrey-hé.. Singing in polish
	4:51am DJ Stashu: She could learn...
	4:51am pierre: (Oh, yes my question was posted at the end of the polish song, therefore, confusion was created)
	4:51am neil: just sayin different perspective. inside to outside. outside from inside. reflective retrospective...
	4:53am Whooda: The Detroiters are hot in the house tonight.
	4:53am stavros: weather survival tip: smack the weatherman for thinking they can tell you which way the wind blows
	4:55am Whooda: Punchline: Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
	4:56am stavros: Andrews is actually an anglicized greek name with respect to the Andrews sisters
	5:01am stavros: How do you survive the Spice Girls?
	5:02am stavros: Give em what they want, what they really really want
	5:03am neil: andro genie? harmony ov thee opposites? earth fire water air?
	5:04am mk: best spice girls song!
	5:04am Seamus: Lisa Stansfield, I Can't Find My Baby
	5:05am Julie: Stashu can you see me eating popcorn?!!
	5:05am mk: crazy show!
	5:05am DJ Stashu: How does one survive GETTING OLDER?
	5:06am DJ Stashu: YES with my internet eyes I CAN see you eating popcorn!
	5:06am Julie: You're magic
	5:06am sad saul: the evil hour with the oral corporation home invasion Mass Irony shakedown
	5:07am stavros: Eat the soul of Benjamin Buttons
	5:07am pierre: OTTAWAN !!!
	5:08am estimo: yeah another normal morning with stashu! good morning!
	5:08am stavros: They sing the hands up song right?
	5:08am Seamus: I can not see anything in these dinamix
	5:08am pierre: I recommend learning the moves of Ottawan
	5:08am Whooda: Swim in the natural springs of central Florida, the fountain of youth and follow your passion without compromise.
	5:09am neil: swimming is fun.
	5:11am stavros: Laughter and love. Also i hear that mud masks help
	5:11am DJ Stashu: Swimming is THE ONLY WAY
	5:11am pierre: I love WFMU
	5:12am Whooda: Swimming in Florida is going to involve nudity at some point and that really is fun.
	5:13am neil: water returns to water.
	5:13am Julie: Now I gotta brush my teeth again :(
	5:14am Seamus: nina cherry buffalo stance!
	5:14am DJ Stashu: This is empowering brush your teeth music Julie!
	5:15am Whooda: Julie I think somebody needs to invent seedless popcorn.
	5:15am Julie: Yeah! Yeah! I'm a man in motion..and I got a tooth brush! No plaque for me!
	5:16am Seamus: Luv it. I'm a child of the 80's. Keep it up!!!!!!!!!
	5:16am stavros: Next years DJ premium: Man in Motion musical toothbrush
	5:17am Whooda: Yeah I can make it I know I can, I can break free, no plaque for me, all I need's a pair of wings and dental floss string
	5:18am stavros: lol
	5:18am Seamus: Kirsty McColl, 15 minutes!
	5:20am stavros: Riddim>rhythm
	5:23am Seamus: yah!
	5:24am bibi: hello resting athletes. well, resting like listening to that gorgeous stashu mayhem.
	5:24am stavros: Keep on dancin. This about sums up the last few hours(as much as one can dance half laying down with their laptop). You're killin it tonight.
	5:25am Julie: post-mara show is always a blast, I think. It's like YEAH..MUSIC
	5:25am Seamus: Johny r u queer/
	5:26am Whooda: Happy Birthday Barbie. 50 years old and still waking up naked on the stairs.
	5:26am Julie: Did you know the Gloo Girls ran their own all-woman moving company?
	5:26am pierre: Should they have a name, I think I remember Scott Williams doing a post-marathon-show-hangover-thing
	5:26am stavros: true story. I listened to a lot of fmu today Julie, and everybody was great
	5:27am DJ Stashu: They finally fed us
	5:27am DJ Stashu: After 365 days of not eating
	5:28am Whooda: Agreed, for whatever reason be it celebration or deprivation the shows have been wonderful.
	5:28am stavros: Stn Mgr Ken hid all the food in his smelly fat suit
	5:29am Seamus: mAGNETIC FIELDS
	5:29am DJ Stashu: Yum
	5:29am bibi: they finally fed these poor lil monkeys too.
	5:30am pierre: three piano keys, and massive memories flashing back at my eyes.
	5:32am bibi: yeah, next step is 'enigma' ? tell me you wont !
	5:33am stavros: i frequently miss the ump ta ump ta ump ta of the 90s
	5:33am pierre: or Dahool "meet her at the love parade"
	5:34am stavros: a lot funner to dance to
	5:34am pierre: (I was a fan of house music when I was 12, where everybody was into rap, I didn't get the right path)
	5:35am bibi: dahool, oh boy. i think we are from the same generation, pierre.
	5:35am stavros: I don't think liking rap and dance music have to be exclusive.
	5:37am DJ Stashu: You're only allowed to like one genre of music and you are limited to only 52 songs.
	5:37am bibi: teenagers are, in most cases, exclusive.
	5:37am Seamus: Neu, Sister. Ken will favour you 4 ever after!
	5:38am pierre: yeah, It took me some time to realize that I could actually like several genre of music.
	5:38am stavros: Do you have to stick with the genre or can it be seasonal?
	5:39am pierre: @ bibi : yeah, it would appear so. Also, I'm pretty sure that we might have friends in common.
	5:39am bibi: in my high school, i could count people enjoying rap AND dance on one hand (i was not included).
	5:40am stavros: Winter-disco spring-rock summer-hip hop fall- new wave
	5:40am Seamus: Lettuce do sum Krautrock!
	5:42am pierre: actually, weirdly I was enjoying Dance / Punk / and Jazz and I had one punk fellow to hang out and share out with. :)
	5:42am stavros: perfect song
	5:43am bibi: @stavros, i try to listen to everything all the time, but i end up acting exactly like you described.
	5:43am stavros: I was only openly into hip hop in HS
	5:44am stavros: its true about the little to no crossover in HS
	5:44am pierre: now I just listen to WFMU, which means everything in the best way.
	5:44am DJ Stashu: How do you survive EXHAUSTION?
	5:46am neil: orange juice.
	5:46am Seamus: Shit, i don't get a heart? I gave for 15 years and now i'm broke. I feel like shit. Soooooooory FMU. I Luv all U. I hope 2 do better next year. Boom Shaka.
	5:46am stavros: Step 1 Dance 13 minutes Step 2 Station I.D. Step 3 succumb to the exhaustion
	5:46am Whooda: Nice clean sheets, soft pillow, dark quite room and deep sleep full of restful dreams, of course.
	5:48am pierre: you'd have to sacrifice some time and have a good night sleep, and wake up wen your body tell you to.
	5:49am stavros: Tornadoes help too
	5:51am neil: if u dont drink orange juice you might get an orange juice jonez...
	5:54am stavros: i could smell the fat suit from brooklyn
	5:54am Whooda: I am going to test that theory about the pillow and sweet dreams. See ya on the other side of the rainbow DJ Stashu and friends. If you see me in your dreams I'll be Johnny Carson giving the weather report and wearing a big clown tie.
	5:54am neil: blame rainbows on the rain...
	5:55am stavros: later whooda!
	5:55am bibi: no, its snowing again in NJ ? come on it's like summer now in paris !
	5:56am Seamus: Detroit Cobras! to fin the set!
	5:56am Whooda: Upstate NY forcast more than 12" on Wednesday. Thanks Stavros! I love you all.
	5:58am stavros: Good night/morning everybody! Great show Stashu.
	5:59am bibi: thk you, it was a really freeform show.
	6:02am mk: gary glitter is a paedo[phile
	2:09pm tomasz.: i'm in this show! Stashu is magic.

Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu: Playlist from March 11, 2014

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Artist	Track	Album	Comments
Goldfrapp	Human "Human" by "Goldfrapp"	Felt Mountain
Pharell Williams	Happy "Happy" by "Pharell Williams"
The Detroiters	Down On My Knees "Down On My Knees" by "The Detroiters"
P.M. Dawn	Reality Used to be a Friend of Mine
Diss 1	Used To It "Used To It" by "Diss 1"		Tom (Tomasz) Redfern!!!!!!!!!!
Deltron 3030	Things You Can Do "Things You Can Do" by "Deltron 3030"	Instrumentals
Pink Turtle	Walk on the Wild Side
Ewa Demarczyk	Tomaszow "Tomaszow" by "Ewa Demarczyk"	Spiewa Piosenki Zygmunta Koniecznego
Sneaker Pimps	Johnny "Johnny" by "Sneaker Pimps"
Sade	Somebody Already Broke My Heart
Gentlemen Hall	Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe		cover
Siouxsie And The Banshees	Sin In My Heart
Ewa Demarczyk	Pacalunki (Kisses) "Pacalunki (Kisses)" by "Ewa Demarczyk"
altered images	I Could Be Happy "I Could Be Happy" by "altered images"
Lush	Ladykillers "Ladykillers" by "Lush"
Otto Von Schirach	When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth
Garbage	Stupid Girl "Stupid Girl" by "Garbage"		Todd Terry Remix
Adult	Pressure Suit "Pressure Suit" by "Adult"
Gary Glitter	Rock And Roll Part 1
Animals	Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
Gary Glitter	Rock and Roll Part 2
Dave Clark Five	Over and Over "Over and Over" by "Dave Clark Five"
Vengaboys	Boom Boom Boom "Boom Boom Boom" by "Vengaboys"
Bondage Fairies	Aeppeitysken "Aeppeitysken" by "Bondage Fairies"
Barbie Girl on Mario Paint	"Barbie Girl on Mario Paint"
LMFAO	I'm In Miami Bitch "I'm In Miami Bitch" by "LMFAO"
The Smoke	Waterfall "Waterfall" by "The Smoke"
Book Of Love	I Touch Roses "I Touch Roses" by "Book Of Love"
Ewa Demarczyk	Taki Pejzaz (Such a Landscape)
Mariah Carey	Always Be My Baby "Always Be My Baby" by "Mariah Carey"
The Detroiters	Mother On The Train
Andrews Sisters	Hold Tight "Hold Tight" by "Andrews Sisters"
KP & ENVY	Shawty Swing My Way "Shawty Swing My Way" by "KP & ENVY"
Spice Girls	2 Become 1 "2 Become 1" by "Spice Girls"
JM Jarre	Popcorn "Popcorn" by "JM Jarre"
Ottawan	D.I.S.C.O. "D.I.S.C.O." by "Ottawan"
Lisa Lisa & The Cult Jam	Head To Toe
John Parr	Man In Motion "Man In Motion" by "John Parr"
Snap	Riddim Is a Dancer "Riddim Is a Dancer" by "Snap"
The Gentrys	Keep On Dancin' "Keep On Dancin'" by "The Gentrys"
Gloo Girls	Barbie U.S.A. "Barbie U.S.A." by "Gloo Girls"
Amber	This Is Your Night "This Is Your Night" by "Amber"
Robert Miles	Children "Children" by "Robert Miles"
Bonde do Rolê	Solta O Frango "Solta O Frango" by "Bonde do Rolê"
Steve Poindexter	Computer Madness
Purple Pie Man	I Was Born to Disco
Stevie B	Spring Love "Spring Love" by "Stevie B"
Judy Garland	Somewhere Over The Rainbow

TLC	No Scrubs "No Scrubs" by "TLC"

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Listener comments!
	3:04am neil: part mouse part monkey. hello dj stashu.
	3:05am Julie: why was there no Pharell hat at the hoof n mouth????
	3:09am neil: if it feels good...do it!
	3:11am Whooda: Rise up children and be happy this morning. Howdy DJ Stachu Neil and Julie.
	3:11am DJ Stashu: Howdy Doodies
	3:12am DJ Stashu: Good question Julie!
	3:14am neil: do your duity. doodie dooers...tee hee hee
	3:15am DJ Stashu: Fart fart
	3:15am Prashanth: 'morning folks!... great performance last two weeks...great job!.... now we can reveal...it was just a drill. The REAL pledge drive would begin in a year's time
	3:15am neil: <snickers>
	3:18am DJ Stashu: I prefer KIT KATS
	3:22am neil: sharing is half thee fun. meow.
	3:22am Chris: Oh boy! I arrive with Deltron playing! Thanks for the show, and congratulations for surviving the marathon!
	3:24am DJ Stashu: Thanks! I did I survived. What are good ways of surviving? Just in case...
	3:26am Whooda: Rule #1: never accept candy from a stranger, not even Kit Kats.
	3:26am Whooda: Rule #1: never accept candy from a stranger, not even Kit Kats.
	3:27am DJ Stashu: I want more suggestions!
	3:27am neil: harmony. get in thee van. come on.
	3:28am Chris: Survivalism Rule #1: THERE ARE NO RULES. Rule #2: RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE.
	3:28am neil: wash your hands first.
	3:29am DJ Stashu: MORE! Mush! Mush!
	3:29am Whooda: don't jump from airplanes without a parachute.
	3:30am neil: dig a hole. cover with tarp.
	3:31am DJ Stashu: How does one survive... pain?
	3:31am Whooda: become friends with your captors. Offer them a kit kat bar.
	3:33am Chris: Liquor. Hugs. Weird combinations of the two. Also it is very weird that I recognize this Sneaker Pimps song from the Wicker Man.
	3:34am Whooda: open up to the pain and accept it for what it is. Without pain there can be no relief
	3:34am neil: focus on thee sun, to figure out direction. throw small pebbles into puddles.
	3:35am Chris: Whatever you do, keep the torch lit. Or you might get eaten by a grue.
	3:35am Whooda: above all: don't panic
	3:36am DJ Stashu: It is... it's a cover of The Wicker Man song... in fact they do another!
	3:36am stavros: tools for survival: duct tape nuff said
	3:37am DJ Stashu: There has to be more... MORE SURVIVAL TIPS!
	3:38am neil: draw maps ov places you would like to go, then stare @ said map. keep staring till you are there.
	3:38am Whooda: don't take wooden nickels
	3:39am Chris: Avoid the main roads. Strength in numbers. Travel at night. Be sure to note who in your party is allergic to bullets.
	3:39am neil: pack snacks.
	3:39am stavros: Cut the blue wire
	3:40am DJ Stashu: MORE!
	3:40am Whooda: OH NO! I meant the OTHER blue wire!
	3:41am stavros: Stay awake with one eye open and then switch eyes when you sleep
	3:41am Whooda: keep your oven mitts handy
	3:41am stavros: Never trust a volleyball
	3:42am DJ Stashu: (Taking notes)
	3:42am Chris: Practice hanging out of a moving vehicle while waving a blunt weapon menacingly. Never name drop more than two names over the course of a conversation unless absolutely necessary. Dyeless Jello is a light, handy thing to pack in a pinch. A clear plastic bottle can be used to disinfect water with sunlight's UV rays.
	3:43am Whooda: never trust anyone with your Kit Kat, not even your cat Kit.
	3:44am neil: global survival depends on a harmony which has been lost to humanity. we have become thee cancer. microwaves are thee answer. radiate radiation.
	3:45am stavros: Look both ways before you cross Meryl Streep
	3:45am DJ Stashu: lol
	3:46am Chris: -Have a good cry. -Never get close to a drummer. They will always be the first to go. -The soft spot behind the earlobe, where the jaw and skull meet, is where you put a pointy thing when you need to threaten someone and to let them know you mean business. -Post-upheaval villages are a lot like bars. You need to be aware when they are "over" before they realize it.
	3:47am Fuzzy: Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball.
	3:48am neil: learn witchcraft.
	3:49am Fuzzy: Find a hidden Immunity Idol ASAP.
	3:50am stavros: If somebody asks you to knock three times on the ceiling, run.
	3:51am Chris: Watch Six String Samurai. Get some Buddy Holly glasses. The rest will come naturally.
	3:51am neil: practice starvation. bring band aids, and some good ointment. call 911.
	3:51am DJ Stashu: This is GOLDEN info
	3:53am Whooda: never race with scissors, they will always take short cuts
	3:53am neil: if its bumpy. consult a doctor.
	3:54am Chris: If you have a choice, opt for laminated maps. All the better for running through the rain trying to stay ahead of checkpoints.
	3:54am neil: feet first first time.
	3:55am Whooda: in case of fire break glass
	3:56am stavros: Look out for that iceberg
	3:56am neil: give a hoot dont pollute. happy birthday. happy birthday.
	3:58am b/wad: Lush! Ladykiller! High school!
	3:58am Chris: Know at least one complete dance routine. Know it better than your own family. You'd be surprised how many situations you can get out of by impressive dancing.
	3:58am neil: use coupons for better savings.
	4:00am neil: scarves keep thee chill out.
	4:00am Whooda: don't look for trouble unless that's the name of your dog and he ran away.
	4:00am stavros: Pee upstream. Your enemies will never see it coming.
	4:03am neil: stand alone and blend in.
	4:03am Whooda: if your going to be involved in a car wreck ask the driver to stop and let you out first.
	4:04am stavros: Pigeons are your friend.
	4:04am neil: check under bed for monsters every night.
	4:05am Chris: Never do your own stunts. The stunt crew are paid very well to be you in those moments.
	4:06am stavros: Rule number 4: Never get high on your own supply
	4:07am Whooda: Marry a Doctor
	4:08am Chris: Anyone who says "It's a victimless crime" is up to no good and should be expected to turn on you at some point.
	4:09am DJ Stashu: What about surviving in the woods?
	4:10am stavros: Climb a tree, tie yourself down, and hope Haymitch can get sponsors to send you parachutes...duh
	4:11am Whooda: bring a shovel and toliet paper
	4:11am neil: avoid sharks, bears an lions. <thee dreaded forest sharks> <they have dreads> <under their rasta hats> roll up thee windows.
	4:12am Whooda: If you get lost in the woods follow the stream downhill.
	4:12am Chris: Well don't piss off the gnomes, obviously. Never eat honeycombs in front of bees. If you come across discarded pornography in the woods, make a note of its location, as it is worth its weight in gold to the roving gangs of feral middle schoolers.
	4:14am stavros: Woodland fairies can only be trusted once you get to know them
	4:14am neil: flash around a bunch ov cash if u want answers.
	4:15am Whooda: If you are lost in the woods call someone with your cell phone, they'll know what to do.
	4:15am Chris: Woodland animals can't differentiate between you holding a gun and you pretending to have six shooters for fingers. They will run to their bunkers until you "holster" them.
	4:16am DJ Stashu: What about surviving HEART BREAK?
	4:17am Chris: Birds will pester you with record suggestions until you scare them off. Deer can be format snobs. A squirrel will beatbox if you can promise them a record contract for their sick beats.
	4:17am stavros: Time heals all, so does breaking car windows
	4:17am Whooda: Hunt down the creep that hurt you and give him a good knookie on the noggin.
	4:19am DJ Stashu: What about surviving GUILT?
	4:20am Whooda: Do something even worse that before, that way the guilt isn't so bad.
	4:21am Chris: Ask people if you should feel guilty for things you do. They will more likely be too busy to assess your guilt properly and you will skate away blameless in your mind as well as your peers.
	4:21am stavros: Guilt is for nuns and judges. Buy a black robe.
	4:22am stavros: Bad advice for surviving guilt: Ask Gary Glitter
	4:22am Chris: When people ask you to recall something potentially sad/guilt laden, refuse and be steadfast about it. It's a trap.
	4:23am DJ Stashu: What about surviving SLEEP DEPRIVATION?
	4:24am stavros: Will I feel guilty for waking up the people downstairs from dancing to this you ask? No
	4:25am stavros: WFMU playlist commenting..
	4:25am Chris: Fight fatigue by having a constant need to pee. For reals! A filled to capacity bladder will give you the constant, mild discomfort to remain awake.
	4:26am mauri: wfmu repair kit should help with all of this.
	4:28am neil: ok this seems to be geting serious. duck and cover. <covering ducks with nice blankets will work too><dont use down>...
	4:29am Whooda: Refuse to sleep with Deprivation. What kind of guy calls himself "Deprivation" anyway?
	4:29am DJ Stashu: All of them I guess LOL
	4:30am stavros: Get a radio show at 3am
	4:33am neil: quack. quack. quack.
	4:33am Whooda: Haha ... wait a minute ... I resemble that remark!
	4:34am Whooda: My favorite 45 as a child was Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Not sure if she was from Miami though.
	4:36am DJ Stashu: She was most likely from Orlando
	4:37am pierre: Bonjour Dj Stashu, bonjour Stashuians.
	4:38am Julie: great song!
	4:38am DJ Stashu: BON BON
	4:40am DJ Stashu: How do you survive BAD WEATHER?
	4:40am neil: i thought spring was a time ov rebirth? all is new again. thee cycle unbroken.
	4:42am Julie: I had no reason to be over optimistic But somehow, when you smiled I could brave bad weather
	4:43am DJ Stashu: Oh yeah
	4:44am stavros: Always listen to your grandmother when she says to bring an umbrella. If you don't, you can be sure its gonna rain
	4:44am neil: unless you are on thee other side ov thee circle...a la our winter is the southern summer...
	4:44am neil: earth bubble.
	4:45am stavros: Ask Neil Degrasse Tyson If you can hitch a ride in his spaceship
	4:46am pierre: Is That polish ?
	4:47am DJ Stashu: It's Mariah Carey
	4:47am stavros: 4:46 Mariah time
	4:47am stavros: lol
	4:47am DJ Stashu: Actually yes, that WAS Polish, but a dialect that I am not completely familiar with!
	4:48am neil: more ov a carl sagan guy. he was hip.
	4:49am stavros: doo do doo duh
	4:49am stavros: If my dancing did not wake my neighbors, my singing definitely will
	4:49am pierre: Now I'm fantasizing about Mariah Carrey-hé.. Singing in polish
	4:51am DJ Stashu: She could learn...
	4:51am pierre: (Oh, yes my question was posted at the end of the polish song, therefore, confusion was created)
	4:51am neil: just sayin different perspective. inside to outside. outside from inside. reflective retrospective...
	4:53am Whooda: The Detroiters are hot in the house tonight.
	4:53am stavros: weather survival tip: smack the weatherman for thinking they can tell you which way the wind blows
	4:55am Whooda: Punchline: Roy is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
	4:56am stavros: Andrews is actually an anglicized greek name with respect to the Andrews sisters
	5:01am stavros: How do you survive the Spice Girls?
	5:02am stavros: Give em what they want, what they really really want
	5:03am neil: andro genie? harmony ov thee opposites? earth fire water air?
	5:04am mk: best spice girls song!
	5:04am Seamus: Lisa Stansfield, I Can't Find My Baby
	5:05am Julie: Stashu can you see me eating popcorn?!!
	5:05am mk: crazy show!
	5:05am DJ Stashu: How does one survive GETTING OLDER?
	5:06am DJ Stashu: YES with my internet eyes I CAN see you eating popcorn!
	5:06am Julie: You're magic
	5:06am sad saul: the evil hour with the oral corporation home invasion Mass Irony shakedown
	5:07am stavros: Eat the soul of Benjamin Buttons
	5:07am pierre: OTTAWAN !!!
	5:08am estimo: yeah another normal morning with stashu! good morning!
	5:08am stavros: They sing the hands up song right?
	5:08am Seamus: I can not see anything in these dinamix
	5:08am pierre: I recommend learning the moves of Ottawan
	5:08am Whooda: Swim in the natural springs of central Florida, the fountain of youth and follow your passion without compromise.
	5:09am neil: swimming is fun.
	5:11am stavros: Laughter and love. Also i hear that mud masks help
	5:11am DJ Stashu: Swimming is THE ONLY WAY
	5:11am pierre: I love WFMU
	5:12am Whooda: Swimming in Florida is going to involve nudity at some point and that really is fun.
	5:13am neil: water returns to water.
	5:13am Julie: Now I gotta brush my teeth again :(
	5:14am Seamus: nina cherry buffalo stance!
	5:14am DJ Stashu: This is empowering brush your teeth music Julie!
	5:15am Whooda: Julie I think somebody needs to invent seedless popcorn.
	5:15am Julie: Yeah! Yeah! I'm a man in motion..and I got a tooth brush! No plaque for me!
	5:16am Seamus: Luv it. I'm a child of the 80's. Keep it up!!!!!!!!!
	5:16am stavros: Next years DJ premium: Man in Motion musical toothbrush
	5:17am Whooda: Yeah I can make it I know I can, I can break free, no plaque for me, all I need's a pair of wings and dental floss string
	5:18am stavros: lol
	5:18am Seamus: Kirsty McColl, 15 minutes!
	5:20am stavros: Riddim>rhythm
	5:23am Seamus: yah!
	5:24am bibi: hello resting athletes. well, resting like listening to that gorgeous stashu mayhem.
	5:24am stavros: Keep on dancin. This about sums up the last few hours(as much as one can dance half laying down with their laptop). You're killin it tonight.
	5:25am Julie: post-mara show is always a blast, I think. It's like YEAH..MUSIC
	5:25am Seamus: Johny r u queer/
	5:26am Whooda: Happy Birthday Barbie. 50 years old and still waking up naked on the stairs.
	5:26am Julie: Did you know the Gloo Girls ran their own all-woman moving company?
	5:26am pierre: Should they have a name, I think I remember Scott Williams doing a post-marathon-show-hangover-thing
	5:26am stavros: true story. I listened to a lot of fmu today Julie, and everybody was great
	5:27am DJ Stashu: They finally fed us
	5:27am DJ Stashu: After 365 days of not eating
	5:28am Whooda: Agreed, for whatever reason be it celebration or deprivation the shows have been wonderful.
	5:28am stavros: Stn Mgr Ken hid all the food in his smelly fat suit
	5:29am Seamus: mAGNETIC FIELDS
	5:29am DJ Stashu: Yum
	5:29am bibi: they finally fed these poor lil monkeys too.
	5:30am pierre: three piano keys, and massive memories flashing back at my eyes.
	5:32am bibi: yeah, next step is 'enigma' ? tell me you wont !
	5:33am stavros: i frequently miss the ump ta ump ta ump ta of the 90s
	5:33am pierre: or Dahool "meet her at the love parade"
	5:34am stavros: a lot funner to dance to
	5:34am pierre: (I was a fan of house music when I was 12, where everybody was into rap, I didn't get the right path)
	5:35am bibi: dahool, oh boy. i think we are from the same generation, pierre.
	5:35am stavros: I don't think liking rap and dance music have to be exclusive.
	5:37am DJ Stashu: You're only allowed to like one genre of music and you are limited to only 52 songs.
	5:37am bibi: teenagers are, in most cases, exclusive.
	5:37am Seamus: Neu, Sister. Ken will favour you 4 ever after!
	5:38am pierre: yeah, It took me some time to realize that I could actually like several genre of music.
	5:38am stavros: Do you have to stick with the genre or can it be seasonal?
	5:39am pierre: @ bibi : yeah, it would appear so. Also, I'm pretty sure that we might have friends in common.
	5:39am bibi: in my high school, i could count people enjoying rap AND dance on one hand (i was not included).
	5:40am stavros: Winter-disco spring-rock summer-hip hop fall- new wave
	5:40am Seamus: Lettuce do sum Krautrock!
	5:42am pierre: actually, weirdly I was enjoying Dance / Punk / and Jazz and I had one punk fellow to hang out and share out with. :)
	5:42am stavros: perfect song
	5:43am bibi: @stavros, i try to listen to everything all the time, but i end up acting exactly like you described.
	5:43am stavros: I was only openly into hip hop in HS
	5:44am stavros: its true about the little to no crossover in HS
	5:44am pierre: now I just listen to WFMU, which means everything in the best way.
	5:44am DJ Stashu: How do you survive EXHAUSTION?
	5:46am neil: orange juice.
	5:46am Seamus: Shit, i don't get a heart? I gave for 15 years and now i'm broke. I feel like shit. Soooooooory FMU. I Luv all U. I hope 2 do better next year. Boom Shaka.
	5:46am stavros: Step 1 Dance 13 minutes Step 2 Station I.D. Step 3 succumb to the exhaustion
	5:46am Whooda: Nice clean sheets, soft pillow, dark quite room and deep sleep full of restful dreams, of course.
	5:48am pierre: you'd have to sacrifice some time and have a good night sleep, and wake up wen your body tell you to.
	5:49am stavros: Tornadoes help too
	5:51am neil: if u dont drink orange juice you might get an orange juice jonez...
	5:54am stavros: i could smell the fat suit from brooklyn
	5:54am Whooda: I am going to test that theory about the pillow and sweet dreams. See ya on the other side of the rainbow DJ Stashu and friends. If you see me in your dreams I'll be Johnny Carson giving the weather report and wearing a big clown tie.
	5:54am neil: blame rainbows on the rain...
	5:55am stavros: later whooda!
	5:55am bibi: no, its snowing again in NJ ? come on it's like summer now in paris !
	5:56am Seamus: Detroit Cobras! to fin the set!
	5:56am Whooda: Upstate NY forcast more than 12" on Wednesday. Thanks Stavros! I love you all.
	5:58am stavros: Good night/morning everybody! Great show Stashu.
	5:59am bibi: thk you, it was a really freeform show.
	6:02am mk: gary glitter is a paedo[phile
	2:09pm tomasz.: i'm in this show! Stashu is magic.

Dance With Me, Stanley with Stashu: Playlist from March 11, 2014

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