A Show that Denies Breaking the Yogurt Maker: Ken's show

Listener comments!

9:00am common:

Ken! save me!

9:00am Asheville Jon:

I BROKE THE YOGURT MAKER!

9:02am quinn:

Charlie and I are tuning in!

9:02am SeanG:

Hello Everyone!

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9:02am Guido from Cologne:

Good morning and guten TZAG everyone!
Dva's "Nipomo" is on constant rotation on my CD/MP3.
Marvelous album!

9:03am Okasa:

Morning Ken! Morning non-Kens! And a special Morning to all the Grace Baileys!

9:03am thedunkel:

damn it - I hate yogurt-less wednesdays - but at least there are gifs

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9:03am Ken:

I like Charlie!

9:05am MD:

WFMU:PORTLANDIA'S RADIO STATION....GREAT MEDIA HIT!!!

9:06am SeanG:

hippie hell

9:07am still b/p:

Tom Lehrer's birthday today.

And Sharknado II has been announced. I didn't see the original, but this proves that God loves us, right?

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9:07am AnAnonymousParty:

So's I gets up and goes to makes some breakfast, finally found my Hutzler banana slicer (wife used it slice pickles and put it in the wrong drawer, but who knew it was a multitasker?) got the bananas sliced, go to fire up the yogurt maker. WTF! Who broke the yogurt maker and didn't even leave a note?

9:11am Okasa:

You know who I think broke the yogurt maker? That Dick Butt Helmut Klankschein! Oh, he denies it, but I know he's the one who did it. Such a Dick Butt.

9:11am Asheville Jon:

i am using Helmut Klankschein as the yogurt maker scapegoat

9:13am ╄ﺴ╄ﺴ (:

Buenos dias, Ken and Kenitos!

If you are just tuning in you missed the opportunity to admire some great gigantic animated gif posted earlier. Next Kenesday come here before show starts and enjoy the treat!

9:14am egal:

Yogurt or Yoghurt?

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9:15am Ken:

Guess what I have with me today? A working laptop with a full functional version of Traktor! It's been a long time.. apologies for last week's show.. what a mess trying to DJ w/ iTunes.

9:16am fred von helsing:

Black is black... I want my Traktor back...

9:18am Dave B:

Traktorized!

9:18am bibi:

hi all.
haa, king missile, came to know them thanks to their world megahit 'detachable penis'...

9:19am quinn:

my dad was just talking about King Missile the other day! you dads.

9:20am Eric Holder:

We are keeping a close eye on the Yogurt Maker situation. I have been in direct communications with the Director of the FBI and can assure you that no stone will be left unturned as we seek out the perpetrators of this vicious and heinous act; however, and I want to make this perfectly clear on this, we do not at this time believe that it was a terrorist act.

9:22am northguineahills:

I was under the impression Solex was female as well.

9:23am Dr. Evil:

I will replace the broken yogurt maker wit a brand new one, for 1 MILLION DOLLARS!

9:23am Dave B:

Maybe a mouse like this instead of the shocking seat pad...

www.amazon.com...

9:24am Asheville Jon:

Mr. Holder: please do not try to get inside my head regarding whether or not the yogurt maker incident was or was not a terrorist act. Today the yogurt maker, tomorrow perhaps the toaster, then onto the French press coffee maker, then onto bigger things, like electric hedge trimmers!

9:25am innocent bystander enabler:

First we come for the yogurt makers and when no one says anything,next it is the espresso machine

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9:26am AnAnonymousParty:

I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but I'm unplugging my microwave for the next couple of days, better safe and all ...

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9:26am Guido from Cologne:

@FVH
... and grey is grey.
iTunes is no way ...

9:28am Rob W:

Ken, sad to have to burst the ex-Soviet bubble but DVA isn't from Russia, they're Czech. It's a spousal duo - "Dva" means "two" in Czech. (They played on my show in 2012.)

9:29am Rob W:

Of course Ken if you want DVA to be Russian, they're Russian...

9:29am DCE:

is that Lorne Greene?

9:29am Dave B:

for my own day to day music playing (usually just hit random) I use iTunes. Just recently rebuilt my library from scratch, as it was constantly pausing/buffering. The database now resides on a local SSD, the music file (about 1.2 million) live on the NAS and everything is smoove.

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9:31am Ken:

Thanks fot the correction Rob.. CD was misleading.

9:31am Raymon Burr:

Lorne Greene?

9:32am Dave B:

oh - and that rebuild took about 3 days to complete

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9:33am Guido from Cologne:

@Rob W.
I was a bit confused, I had the impression Dva sing in Finnish or some other Scandinavian language???

9:33am MD:

Eh...Oh River!!!

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9:36am Ken:

Looking more closely at the DVA CD, it does appear to be written in Czech. The word DVA is supposedly Russian for "two" which is what threw me off.

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9:38am Ken From Hyde Park:

Take that, ya dumb bunny!

9:39am still b/p:

Lennie: "And I get to melt the rabbits!"

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9:39am Guido from Cologne:

According to Bandcamp page, it says Czech Republic.

Czech Underground and Czech beer is the most ... as I say.

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9:41am Guido from Cologne:

Reverse covers series:
www.flickr.com...

9:45am ╄ﺴ╄ﺴ (:

Los Panchos? On my Ken show?! Si!

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9:46am Guido from Cologne:

Advantages of being bald-headed.

9:46am Andrew Waterloo:

I will have to melt my own rabbit now.

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9:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

I've long admired the Czech long-distance runner Emil Zátopek.

9:53am common:

mmm...czech beer!

9:54am thedunkel:

Does Fred Armisen like KHALM? or yoghurt?

9:56am fred von helsing:

the guy "lifting" her skirt, what's the film? Looks like the Soviet answer to "The Power" with George Hamilton.

9:58am mariano:

@FVH: don't know, but it reminds me a bit of that 70s Australian horror movie Patrick they used to play on HBO when I was a kid.

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10:00am Guido from Cologne:

Thanks for playing Kazma Kazma by the way!

10:02am groucho:

ugh, missed the first hour and there was a Girl, Interrupted gif! I wrote & directed a stageplay of the book when I was in college, one of my favourite things I've ever done.

10:03am groucho:

Here's a song I heard in the week that I thought you might like www.youtube.com...

10:04am Dave B:

@FvH / Mariano -

"Patrick Vive Ancora"

www.imdb.com...

10:04am fred von helsing:

@daveB Sounds GREAT !

10:05am groucho:

Clarissa! my god you've hit me right in the nostalgia today Ken!

10:05am Dave B:

"It’s basically Zapped!, if Scott Baio’s character was in a coma and Heather Thomas didn’t use a body double."

10:05am bibi:

yeah, neneh cherry/4tet is an association i wouldnt have expected, but nice result.

10:05am Dave B:

via: mashkulture.tumblr.com

10:06am groucho:

I once tweeted Melissa Joan Hart saying that when I was little my hair got all staticy from kissing the tv screen when she was on. she replied 'lmao'. I MADE HER ASS FALL OFF! result!

10:07am mariano:

@Dave B: Wow, Italian remake of Australian schlock horror. That's going right to the top of my list, thanks!

10:07am fred von helsing:

a.k.a. "Patrick Still Lives", and on Yootoob in its entirety! "patrick vive ancora 1980"

10:10am fred von helsing:

clipconverter converted it instantly, so i assume it was cached cos someone beat me to it

10:10am SeanG:

YES

10:11am Dave B:

unless that gif is from the Aussie original. I just did a little google image search

10:12am mariano:

@FVH: thanks! The thing I remember most from the first one is the doctor calmly eating the lab frog, saying "It's Patrick. He's making me do it."

10:14am bibi:

most bands would make that quiet/loud effect happen just once or twice, VLF made it four times. thats how starclicking happens too.

10:14am fred von helsing:

@mariano OMG this film sounds mega fab

10:18am bibi:

mmm, do you know that movie with a girl making crisps out of her own skin ?

10:20am mariano:

@FVH, Dave B: the Youtube version isn't subtitled, but it doesn't even matter: the first 30 seconds say it all, definitely making a gif out of that one!

10:24am fred von helsing:

aw crap, I'll never understand the plot. OTOH The Power (1968) is at piratebay

10:24am Dan B From Upstate:

George Martin, sure, but everyone knows that Mike Lisk is from Bayonne!

10:25am βrian:

What, my city is named after a porn star? I can imagine the isthmus jokes already.

10:27am Marc:

Does the winner get a painting of Putin?

10:28am bibi:

yeah, brand naming is not for free!! this is a cruel world.
i'll give it a try anyway.

10:28am fred von helsing:

whoops, what's the company about ?

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10:33am Ken:

The company's going to create open source software for managing radio station and journalism websites. Dont need a company name, need a name for the software platform. Preferably a word that does not exist sicne everything in existence has already been taken.

10:35am ╄ﺴ╄ﺴ (:

PRISENCOLIN!!! Best lyrics ever!

10:36am fred von helsing:

"Journalism" assumes a lot of podcasts and multimedia then ?

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10:36am Ken:

f0fo can you find the fake english lyrics? They're pretty funny.

10:36am mariano:

That gif: hamana hamana hamana!

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10:37am Ken:

Fred - Audio as well as text journalism for the web though, not for print.

10:37am common:

i was just listeneing to the nilsson version of this last weekend...over and over.

10:38am MD:

Hey Ken...I have been getting a lot of Skiping and Looping on
my internet feed??? Is that on your end or is it on my company's end???

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10:39am Ken:

MD - I havent heard that from anybody else today.

10:41am βrian:

How about "FreeFormAll"?

10:42am MD:

OK...Thankls it must be at my end...Time to pull out the
old Silvertone FM table top radio..."the more things change..."

10:42am ╄ﺴ╄ﺴ (:

Ken,

Very funny indeed. And you actually sang this song in a marathon I reckon,

Prisencolin song with subtitles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S00Br2SSrY8

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10:43am AnAnonymousParty:

That's the worst version of the Monty Python 'Fish Slapping Dance' I've ever seen.

10:44am Detroit Mac:

Any comment I might make at this time will not be welcome.

10:45am ╄ﺴ╄ﺴ (:

And by the way, Prisencolinensinainciusol means Amore Universal (universal love)..but just according to Adriano.

10:45am MD:

You know Ken...It's worth listening to FMU under any conditions.....that's what a "waste Land" "real Radio"
is.....SO SAY US ALLLLLL!!!!!!!

10:46am KP:

Hey Low Cut Connie was good. Where'd they go?

10:47am ADom:

Adom from MFW loves you guys from the bottom of his toe:)!

10:49am ╄ﺴ╄ﺴ (:

Definitely my father introduced me to the wrong rock prog bands when I was a young insect.

10:52am Dave B:

Ken - try the web 2.0 name generator for your software product....

www.dotomator.com...

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10:54am ken:

Dave - Thank you. Voovee it is.

10:55am mariano:

@Dave: but then a machine will win the prize! Thus begins the slippery slope to the Terminator.

10:56am fred von helsing:

Crudcast !

10:57am The Boys:

Remember when we was at the place and that chick slapped Gianni's face? And then Gianni was like all "WTF?" and then started chopping off that chick's head and then some other dudes' head and arms? Man, that party was epic!

10:57am βrian:

YaddaCast

10:57am Dan B From Upstate:

It's the 80s-90s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

10:58am fred von helsing:

Miscarriage Return

10:58am ghostlywarble:

What does the new position do?

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10:58am AnAnonymousParty:

I can understand how the thing with a band having a dancing naked girl didn't take off. I was always for it.

10:59am common:

i need the job...whatever it is. even if i have no business doing it.

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10:59am Guido from Cologne:

Skazio

11:00am thedunkel:

Skaboo is available - so is Ambling Andy Breckman .org

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11:00am Guido from Cologne:

yes!! DVA!!!

11:00am fleep:

The position involves sitting up straight, feet flat on the floor, fingers slightly arched over the home keys.

11:00am fred von helsing:

DVA PIVO !

11:01am mariano:

Dva probably means two in a few Slavic languages, I'm guessing.

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11:02am Guido from Cologne:

Mariano says it!
Dva means also "two" in Czech.
There is a Google Translator in this world!

11:04am mariano:

@Guido: I've been fighting the temptation to write "thanks for czeching," obviously to no avail.

11:04am bobdoesthings:

Hey Ken, with all your time at anger management sleep away camp.. do you have any advice on quelling murderous rage and anger towards all mankind? Any tricks or advice?

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11:05am Ken:

Ghostly Warble, you passed the psychology exam!

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11:05am ken:

Yes Bob, Make lanyards. LOTS of lanyards.

11:06am SeanG:

this rocks

11:06am bobdoesthings:

@ ken... dammit.. if only work supplied lanyard material..

11:11am KOTJ:

To the Kensters, The bro is on!

11:11am Cory:

when i have anger issues at work i play with fire and knives

11:13am bobdoesthings:

@cory .. so you work in a kitchen?

11:13am Planet Tyler:

Nice timing, I'm looking at archival materials right now where a General Graham is being a dick.

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11:13am Ken:

Yeah Cory, I used to do the knife and fire thing too. Lanyards arent quite as satisfying but if you make enough of them at anger management sleepaway camp, you get a free lanyard.

11:27am Dave B:

Good old radio trumps online services for music discovery!

www.statista.com...

11:28am KOTJ:

The sexy demon.

11:29am KOTJ:

Open Sores.

11:30am bibi:

what do you mean, ken, a human would do this name generation better ? you are so naively romantic.

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11:31am Ken:

Damn straight Bibi - That stupid name generator only has like 20 different names in the bank!

11:32am Dave B:

OK Ken - how about this one. You can add your own buzz words...

www.namemesh.com...

11:32am SeanG:

jump on the Cain Train

11:34am Sem Chumbo:

Did Duane start early?

11:36am Sam:

My Mississippi don't need no lanyards! Just fried chicken wings on a paper plate, a box of blunts and a half a cake.

11:41am mariano:

Where do you get this foreign version stuff?!? I remember that hilarious German version of the Mr Ed theme song you played once.

11:41am Listening Out There:

RE the photo with "Shaft" - These vintage crimescene photos are great. Many are shot from really tall tripods; the blur at top right is likely one of the tripod legs...

11:43am Dave B:

@Out There - I think that one is at the bottom of an elevator shaft

11:45am bobdoesthings:

www.youtube.com...

11:46am thedunkel:

YES!! TONETTA!!

11:47am mariano:

@bob: Oh Christ, that's scarier than the mangina scene from Silence of the Lambs! Instinctively putting the fucking lotion in the basket...

11:47am SeanG:

Tonetta really is the best

11:48am Goyim in the AM:

Creepy as those videos are, "What Are You Worth" would be an awesome jam if recorded by an appropriately dressed person using his real name.

11:48am bobdoesthings:

@mariano sorry man.. haha someone at work showed me it the other day cause she thought it was funny and I said "oh I know tonetta!! cool!" she realllllyyy wasn't expecting that.

11:54am still b/p:

Need "Mailin' the Swag Out" to the tune of "Ridin' the Storm Out." Is there an online generator for that?

11:54am common:

fine insanity today, ken!

11:55am SeanG:

:-)

11:55am bobdoesthings:

great show ken thanks

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11:56am Guido from Cologne:

*ggg*

11:57am mariano:

@bob: No, I love it! Gonna Rick-roll some friends with it later.

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11:57am Guido from Cologne:

thanks 4 the FUN show!

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11:58am Ken:

Thanks everybody! See you next week. Matt Fiveash is nextish.

12:32pm Foolbert:

I broke the yoghourt maker you were probably saving to use someday
Operating it in the freezer to try to make frozen yoghourt
Forgive me I thought it would have been so smooth cool
And perfect to eat with plums